WEBVTT - Side Job Cleaners - 04.07.25

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<v Speaker 1>Third, I first got to say thank you to Charlotte,

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<v Speaker 1>North Carolina.

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<v Speaker 2>Man.

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<v Speaker 1>Five soul shows over this past weekend. I want to

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<v Speaker 1>say thank you, thank you, thank you. Did I do it?

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<v Speaker 1>Did I do it?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>I did. Came up in there and acted a dog

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<v Speaker 1>gone food. You rode my journey with me, and I

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<v Speaker 1>appreciate that.

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<v Speaker 2>Man.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, this is what I got for y'all this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>This right here in side job cleaner, Side job cleaner. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>fair attention, side job cleaner, cat dog.

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<v Speaker 2>If you would, Tom Rush Jervis is Robby?

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<v Speaker 3>Help you, Robbie. I'm trying to get an order in

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<v Speaker 3>for some construction supplies I need to pick up.

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<v Speaker 2>That's fine. What you what's your company?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh? Roof and Company and co? Have we have we

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<v Speaker 3>done listening to this one? No, no, you haven't. This

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<v Speaker 3>is my first time called. I heard you guys were

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<v Speaker 3>pretty good.

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<v Speaker 2>I appreciate the compliment.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I know, listen, I need to get this as

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<v Speaker 3>soon as possible. Man, can I possibly pick up these

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<v Speaker 3>supplies like in the next couple of hours?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you know, no, it don't work. That fact kind

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<v Speaker 2>of a quick turn around. We got a little bit

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<v Speaker 2>of a backup, but I can. I can do my

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<v Speaker 2>bast depends on what you need.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, here's here's what I need. Man, I need five

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<v Speaker 3>rolls of duct takes.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's no problem, that's quick.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I need plastic.

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<v Speaker 1>Man.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen, if you was gonna wrap up something in plastic

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<v Speaker 3>that's like about six foot two in height and two

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<v Speaker 3>hundred pounds, how much plastic you think I would need

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<v Speaker 3>to wrap to wrap that up?

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<v Speaker 2>In this is second, You're you're asking for plastic like

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<v Speaker 2>a roller plastics.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm talking. I need to wrap up something that's

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<v Speaker 3>six foot two and like two hundred and ten pounds.

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<v Speaker 2>I probably would get about three yards four yards of plastic.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay, I need to get that. Then let me

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<v Speaker 3>ask you this here. If you was gonna try to

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<v Speaker 3>put some cement on that to hold it down, how

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<v Speaker 3>much seamen you think of hold that down?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm more confused. You're running a roofing company, right.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm a roof of company, but I'm doing a

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<v Speaker 3>little side work for some friends of mine.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, okay, I just got a little confused because

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<v Speaker 2>you told me this is a talish and company. No problem,

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<v Speaker 2>no problem. Not some man. Wait, man, you're you're trying

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<v Speaker 2>to hold something down. I'm trying to.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm trying to hold something down. So how many bags

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<v Speaker 3>of cement do you think I need to hold out

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<v Speaker 3>something that's two hundred and twenty pounds?

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, I don't know. Eight bags, eight bags? Eight bag,

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<v Speaker 2>eight bags, I would recommend at least.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay, give me eight bags the cement. Now, just

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<v Speaker 3>something else. I want to ask you. Do you have

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<v Speaker 3>anything any type of cleaner, man, that can get uh,

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<v Speaker 3>that can get blood, I mean paint off the floor.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we got industrial cleaners, some of all kinds of

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<v Speaker 2>industrial cleans. Well you said paint the paint or blood?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh uh, paint, paint, pink.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, yeah, I mean I've got industrial cleans a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>Kids didn't even do you have a preference?

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<v Speaker 3>No, just whatever you could throw in there. I need that. Now,

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<v Speaker 3>let me ask you this here. Do you have anything

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<v Speaker 3>that can like just kill a smell? You know what

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<v Speaker 3>I'm saying that if you know, if you don't want

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<v Speaker 3>something to smell, you got anything for that? Man?

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<v Speaker 2>Something if something something die in your place?

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<v Speaker 3>Is this place? Is something something did you do there?

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<v Speaker 2>An animal or something you found? I mean I'm kind

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<v Speaker 2>of confused. You're talking about snow and clean enough. Did

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<v Speaker 2>you find some other animal on a.

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<v Speaker 3>Construction A rabbi? Listen, man, just take the order. That's

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<v Speaker 3>all I need you to do. Okay, Okay, No, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>I wasn't asking your business. I just it was a

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<v Speaker 2>little concern.

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<v Speaker 3>What are we getting, what are we cleaning up?

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<v Speaker 2>And what do we I mean, I guess the are

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<v Speaker 2>we cleaning up tile?

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<v Speaker 3>Fold to clean up carpet?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, what's the what's the cleaner for?

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<v Speaker 3>What's the what?

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<v Speaker 2>Where's the odor?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, sure, I'm asking you. Do you have something strong

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<v Speaker 3>en though? Like? Do you think ammonia can can keep

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<v Speaker 3>a smell down? What do I need to keep the

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<v Speaker 3>smell down?

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<v Speaker 2>You're definitely gonna need ammonia. I mean, you gotta get

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<v Speaker 2>something to just scrub that right down, because wherever that

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<v Speaker 2>sent is, if it's in your if it's in the walls,

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<v Speaker 2>if you got fabrics in that place, I mean, whatever,

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<v Speaker 2>whatever you got it, you probably have to have a

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<v Speaker 2>different type of the odorized or something for the carpet.

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<v Speaker 3>Something for the walls.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I don't I guess I guess it's kind

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<v Speaker 2>of confused just as to where the sense coming from.

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<v Speaker 3>And don't worry about all that, man, Hey man, listen,

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<v Speaker 3>just just right down what the order is? Okay, I

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<v Speaker 3>got it you.

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<v Speaker 2>I got the five rolls of duct tap, I got

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<v Speaker 2>to that's the full yards of plastic. I got to

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<v Speaker 2>hate back of cement. I got the industrial clean, I

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<v Speaker 2>got the ammonia. I'm I'm I'm typing. I got I've

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<v Speaker 2>got your order.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, let me ask you man, Do y'all have any

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<v Speaker 3>type of machete anything that's real? Shop that? What? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, hold on second, and now now you're completely off base.

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<v Speaker 3>You do realize you call a hardware store, right, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>calling the hardway store because I need some supplies. Man,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm doing some job on the side. I need some supply.

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<v Speaker 3>I get that.

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<v Speaker 2>You you said that already, but I'm confused about it is.

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<v Speaker 2>Now you're asking for a weapon. What what what would

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<v Speaker 2>you us a machete for? I mean, you're you're talking about,

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<v Speaker 2>uh what, you you're gonna chop down some some some brush.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't, I don't, I don't get it. What's some

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<v Speaker 2>machedy for?

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<v Speaker 3>Hey man, listen, listen, your job is to take the

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<v Speaker 3>order man. That's your job, Robbie.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't tell me what my job is.

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<v Speaker 3>I know what my job is.

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<v Speaker 2>This is my store man, Okay. I've been working here

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<v Speaker 2>a lot longer than you even can imagine. And people

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<v Speaker 2>don't call up asking for ammonia and and cleaner and

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<v Speaker 2>and and trying to get a smell out. I mean

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<v Speaker 2>what I just I'm trying to figure out how best.

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<v Speaker 3>To help you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, I'm figure I'm doing.

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<v Speaker 3>Robbie, is you being nosy? You being no All you

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<v Speaker 3>gotta do is feel the order and have it have

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<v Speaker 3>it done two hours when I get there. That's all

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<v Speaker 3>you gotta do.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't do that in two hours. I can't even

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<v Speaker 2>I will backed up at this point. I'm not even

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<v Speaker 2>sure I can get this done. Maybe tomorrow morning. Does

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<v Speaker 2>tomorrow morning work for you?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh man, I got to get rid of this body.

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<v Speaker 3>I got to get rid of this guy today.

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<v Speaker 2>Whoa whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I need to call list.

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<v Speaker 2>I need to call the policeman. You just said body.

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<v Speaker 3>You're telling me that right there. That's about White people

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<v Speaker 3>always want to call the police when they got nothing

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<v Speaker 3>to do with them. Listen, all you need to do

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<v Speaker 3>is fill the order.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Okay, you're listen. I need to tell you something, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>And I don't know if you if you found.

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<v Speaker 3>A body, I don't know if you're responsible.

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<v Speaker 2>For the body either the way, I don't want to

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<v Speaker 2>be any part of this business.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what you're planning or where you're trying

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<v Speaker 2>to bury this thing, but you're basically asking me to

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<v Speaker 2>be accomplished to something that's none of my business. Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>I need your name right now.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I'm not giving you my name. You said, oh grouping.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, hey, listen to me. You said you call from

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<v Speaker 2>drifting company?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you? I'm not? I'm not? Hey man, let me

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<v Speaker 3>tell you something why your white folks are always trying

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<v Speaker 3>to be athor tell you why you want to like

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<v Speaker 3>white folks.

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<v Speaker 2>What's your problem? Something about white folks, something about purple green,

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<v Speaker 2>black blue balks. It's not about white it's what you

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<v Speaker 2>asking for. That sounds like trying to bury your body. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>that's I'm trying to figure out.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you and you're not? What is your name?

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<v Speaker 2>I need your name? I'm your name right now?

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<v Speaker 3>Hey man? What First of all, you at work, you're not.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't. You don't want to be talking to me

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<v Speaker 3>like this.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't care if I'm swearing at work, my my

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<v Speaker 2>co workers, the people here, they don't know who I am,

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<v Speaker 2>and they know if I was talking to someone some people.

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<v Speaker 2>You talking like this too. Okay, I'm gonna trace this call.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you hear me? I'm gonna trace this call. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna get the cops on your and figure out who

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<v Speaker 2>the you are.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Okay, well, let me let me ask you this.

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<v Speaker 3>Since you want to know who I am? Do you

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<v Speaker 3>know Marcus? I don't want no Marcus. He works here, man,

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<v Speaker 3>I know him. Okay, Marcus is who got me to

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<v Speaker 3>call you? This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Abby

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<v Speaker 3>Morning Show. Robbie us got pray by your coworker, Marcus.

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<v Speaker 2>You have got to be kidding me, Marcus Mark. I

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<v Speaker 2>see you over there, I see you.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't believe that.

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<v Speaker 2>Son up a, Marcus, Why did you tell me that

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<v Speaker 2>Steve Harvey.

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<v Speaker 3>Got your baby? Hey? I gotta ask you rather. You

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<v Speaker 3>got to tell me this man, what is the baddest

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<v Speaker 3>and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.

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<v Speaker 2>That's easy. Steve Harvey Morrie Show.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on y'all on this Monday morning, y'all. Man, man,

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<v Speaker 1>let me tell you. I said, well, you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't even saying. Listen, I worked all weekend and

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<v Speaker 1>Charlotte and I had worked this Monday morning. Man, y'all

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<v Speaker 1>better come on here. Now, you come on to be here, y'all.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen.

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<v Speaker 1>When I don't make it, y'all make a big deal

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<v Speaker 1>out of it. Now I'm here. Make a big deal

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<v Speaker 1>out of that.

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<v Speaker 3>Check this out. Your job is money.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you want us to make a big deal out

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<v Speaker 4>of every thing you do when you don't come. When

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<v Speaker 4>you do come, you that we all here anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>You the only mission linkze for coming to work and

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<v Speaker 1>we all yeah whatever.

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<v Speaker 4>Braille Comedy praise you, dad it for coming to work.

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<v Speaker 4>They'm gonna stop.

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<v Speaker 3>Doing the drink stop.

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<v Speaker 1>Bill Comedy Club just outside of La The Nephew is

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<v Speaker 1>on my I'm on my way. That is Sunday the thirteenth.

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<v Speaker 1>Tickets on sale right now. Breill Comic Club Now to fourteenth.

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<v Speaker 1>Then we'll try to get our own back in here.

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<v Speaker 1>But thirteenth Sunday night, Braill Comedy Club. The Nephew coming, baby, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>laying in the cutting Jacksonville, Florida New Easter weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>So now you're listening hard morning show