Speaker 1: Third, I first got to say thank you to Charlotte,
Speaker 1: North Carolina.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: Five soul shows over this past weekend. I want to
Speaker 1: say thank you, thank you, thank you. Did I do it?
Speaker 1: Did I do it?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: I did. Came up in there and acted a dog
Speaker 1: gone food. You rode my journey with me, and I
Speaker 1: appreciate that.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: All right, this is what I got for y'all this morning.
Speaker 1: This right here in side job cleaner, Side job cleaner. Yeah,
Speaker 1: fair attention, side job cleaner, cat dog.
Speaker 2: If you would, Tom Rush Jervis is Robby?
Speaker 3: Help you, Robbie. I'm trying to get an order in
Speaker 3: for some construction supplies I need to pick up.
Speaker 2: That's fine. What you what's your company?
Speaker 3: Uh? Roof and Company and co? Have we have we
Speaker 3: done listening to this one? No, no, you haven't. This
Speaker 3: is my first time called. I heard you guys were
Speaker 3: pretty good.
Speaker 2: I appreciate the compliment.
Speaker 3: Okay, I know, listen, I need to get this as
Speaker 3: soon as possible. Man, can I possibly pick up these
Speaker 3: supplies like in the next couple of hours?
Speaker 2: Well, you know, no, it don't work. That fact kind
Speaker 2: of a quick turn around. We got a little bit
Speaker 2: of a backup, but I can. I can do my
Speaker 2: bast depends on what you need.
Speaker 3: Okay, here's here's what I need. Man, I need five
Speaker 3: rolls of duct takes.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's no problem, that's quick.
Speaker 3: Okay, I need plastic.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 3: Listen, if you was gonna wrap up something in plastic
Speaker 3: that's like about six foot two in height and two
Speaker 3: hundred pounds, how much plastic you think I would need
Speaker 3: to wrap to wrap that up?
Speaker 2: In this is second, You're you're asking for plastic like
Speaker 2: a roller plastics.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm talking. I need to wrap up something that's
Speaker 3: six foot two and like two hundred and ten pounds.
Speaker 2: I probably would get about three yards four yards of plastic.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, I need to get that. Then let me
Speaker 3: ask you this here. If you was gonna try to
Speaker 3: put some cement on that to hold it down, how
Speaker 3: much seamen you think of hold that down?
Speaker 2: I'm more confused. You're running a roofing company, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm a roof of company, but I'm doing a
Speaker 3: little side work for some friends of mine.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, okay, I just got a little confused because
Speaker 2: you told me this is a talish and company. No problem,
Speaker 2: no problem. Not some man. Wait, man, you're you're trying
Speaker 2: to hold something down. I'm trying to.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to hold something down. So how many bags
Speaker 3: of cement do you think I need to hold out
Speaker 3: something that's two hundred and twenty pounds?
Speaker 2: Wow, I don't know. Eight bags, eight bags? Eight bag,
Speaker 2: eight bags, I would recommend at least.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, give me eight bags the cement. Now, just
Speaker 3: something else. I want to ask you. Do you have
Speaker 3: anything any type of cleaner, man, that can get uh,
Speaker 3: that can get blood, I mean paint off the floor.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we got industrial cleaners, some of all kinds of
Speaker 2: industrial cleans. Well you said paint the paint or blood?
Speaker 3: Uh uh, paint, paint, pink.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, yeah, I mean I've got industrial cleans a lot.
Speaker 2: Kids didn't even do you have a preference?
Speaker 3: No, just whatever you could throw in there. I need that. Now,
Speaker 3: let me ask you this here. Do you have anything
Speaker 3: that can like just kill a smell? You know what
Speaker 3: I'm saying that if you know, if you don't want
Speaker 3: something to smell, you got anything for that? Man?
Speaker 2: Something if something something die in your place?
Speaker 3: Is this place? Is something something did you do there?
Speaker 2: An animal or something you found? I mean I'm kind
Speaker 2: of confused. You're talking about snow and clean enough. Did
Speaker 2: you find some other animal on a.
Speaker 3: Construction A rabbi? Listen, man, just take the order. That's
Speaker 3: all I need you to do. Okay, Okay, No, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I wasn't asking your business. I just it was a
Speaker 2: little concern.
Speaker 3: What are we getting, what are we cleaning up?
Speaker 2: And what do we I mean, I guess the are
Speaker 2: we cleaning up tile?
Speaker 3: Fold to clean up carpet?
Speaker 2: I mean, what's the what's the cleaner for?
Speaker 3: What's the what?
Speaker 2: Where's the odor?
Speaker 3: Okay, sure, I'm asking you. Do you have something strong
Speaker 3: en though? Like? Do you think ammonia can can keep
Speaker 3: a smell down? What do I need to keep the
Speaker 3: smell down?
Speaker 2: You're definitely gonna need ammonia. I mean, you gotta get
Speaker 2: something to just scrub that right down, because wherever that
Speaker 2: sent is, if it's in your if it's in the walls,
Speaker 2: if you got fabrics in that place, I mean, whatever,
Speaker 2: whatever you got it, you probably have to have a
Speaker 2: different type of the odorized or something for the carpet.
Speaker 3: Something for the walls.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't I guess I guess it's kind
Speaker 2: of confused just as to where the sense coming from.
Speaker 3: And don't worry about all that, man, Hey man, listen,
Speaker 3: just just right down what the order is? Okay, I
Speaker 3: got it you.
Speaker 2: I got the five rolls of duct tap, I got
Speaker 2: to that's the full yards of plastic. I got to
Speaker 2: hate back of cement. I got the industrial clean, I
Speaker 2: got the ammonia. I'm I'm I'm typing. I got I've
Speaker 2: got your order.
Speaker 3: Okay, let me ask you man, Do y'all have any
Speaker 3: type of machete anything that's real? Shop that? What? Oh?
Speaker 2: Okay, hold on second, and now now you're completely off base.
Speaker 3: You do realize you call a hardware store, right, I'm
Speaker 3: calling the hardway store because I need some supplies. Man,
Speaker 3: I'm doing some job on the side. I need some supply.
Speaker 3: I get that.
Speaker 2: You you said that already, but I'm confused about it is.
Speaker 2: Now you're asking for a weapon. What what what would
Speaker 2: you us a machete for? I mean, you're you're talking about,
Speaker 2: uh what, you you're gonna chop down some some some brush.
Speaker 2: I don't, I don't, I don't get it. What's some
Speaker 2: machedy for?
Speaker 3: Hey man, listen, listen, your job is to take the
Speaker 3: order man. That's your job, Robbie.
Speaker 2: Don't tell me what my job is.
Speaker 3: I know what my job is.
Speaker 2: This is my store man, Okay. I've been working here
Speaker 2: a lot longer than you even can imagine. And people
Speaker 2: don't call up asking for ammonia and and cleaner and
Speaker 2: and and trying to get a smell out. I mean
Speaker 2: what I just I'm trying to figure out how best.
Speaker 3: To help you.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm figure I'm doing.
Speaker 3: Robbie, is you being nosy? You being no All you
Speaker 3: gotta do is feel the order and have it have
Speaker 3: it done two hours when I get there. That's all
Speaker 3: you gotta do.
Speaker 2: I can't do that in two hours. I can't even
Speaker 2: I will backed up at this point. I'm not even
Speaker 2: sure I can get this done. Maybe tomorrow morning. Does
Speaker 2: tomorrow morning work for you?
Speaker 3: Oh man, I got to get rid of this body.
Speaker 3: I got to get rid of this guy today.
Speaker 2: Whoa whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I need to call list.
Speaker 2: I need to call the policeman. You just said body.
Speaker 3: You're telling me that right there. That's about White people
Speaker 3: always want to call the police when they got nothing
Speaker 3: to do with them. Listen, all you need to do
Speaker 3: is fill the order.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, you're listen. I need to tell you something, okay.
Speaker 2: And I don't know if you if you found.
Speaker 3: A body, I don't know if you're responsible.
Speaker 2: For the body either the way, I don't want to
Speaker 2: be any part of this business.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: I don't know what you're planning or where you're trying
Speaker 2: to bury this thing, but you're basically asking me to
Speaker 2: be accomplished to something that's none of my business. Hey,
Speaker 2: I need your name right now.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm not giving you my name. You said, oh grouping.
Speaker 2: Hey, hey, listen to me. You said you call from
Speaker 2: drifting company?
Speaker 3: Are you? I'm not? I'm not? Hey man, let me
Speaker 3: tell you something why your white folks are always trying
Speaker 3: to be athor tell you why you want to like
Speaker 3: white folks.
Speaker 2: What's your problem? Something about white folks, something about purple green,
Speaker 2: black blue balks. It's not about white it's what you
Speaker 2: asking for. That sounds like trying to bury your body. Okay,
Speaker 2: that's I'm trying to figure out.
Speaker 3: Are you and you're not? What is your name?
Speaker 2: I need your name? I'm your name right now?
Speaker 3: Hey man? What First of all, you at work, you're not.
Speaker 3: You can't. You don't want to be talking to me
Speaker 3: like this.
Speaker 2: I don't care if I'm swearing at work, my my
Speaker 2: co workers, the people here, they don't know who I am,
Speaker 2: and they know if I was talking to someone some people.
Speaker 2: You talking like this too. Okay, I'm gonna trace this call.
Speaker 2: Do you hear me? I'm gonna trace this call. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna get the cops on your and figure out who
Speaker 2: the you are.
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, well, let me let me ask you this.
Speaker 3: Since you want to know who I am? Do you
Speaker 3: know Marcus? I don't want no Marcus. He works here, man,
Speaker 3: I know him. Okay, Marcus is who got me to
Speaker 3: call you? This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Abby
Speaker 3: Morning Show. Robbie us got pray by your coworker, Marcus.
Speaker 2: You have got to be kidding me, Marcus Mark. I
Speaker 2: see you over there, I see you.
Speaker 3: I can't believe that.
Speaker 2: Son up a, Marcus, Why did you tell me that
Speaker 2: Steve Harvey.
Speaker 3: Got your baby? Hey? I gotta ask you rather. You
Speaker 3: got to tell me this man, what is the baddest
Speaker 3: and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 2: That's easy. Steve Harvey Morrie Show.
Speaker 1: Come on y'all on this Monday morning, y'all. Man, man,
Speaker 1: let me tell you. I said, well, you know what
Speaker 1: I ain't even saying. Listen, I worked all weekend and
Speaker 1: Charlotte and I had worked this Monday morning. Man, y'all
Speaker 1: better come on here. Now, you come on to be here, y'all.
Speaker 3: Listen.
Speaker 1: When I don't make it, y'all make a big deal
Speaker 1: out of it. Now I'm here. Make a big deal
Speaker 1: out of that.
Speaker 3: Check this out. Your job is money.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you want us to make a big deal out
Speaker 4: of every thing you do when you don't come. When
Speaker 4: you do come, you that we all here anyway.
Speaker 1: You the only mission linkze for coming to work and
Speaker 1: we all yeah whatever.
Speaker 4: Braille Comedy praise you, dad it for coming to work.
Speaker 4: They'm gonna stop.
Speaker 3: Doing the drink stop.
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Speaker 2: So now you're listening hard morning show