1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:02,040 Speaker 1: Third, I first got to say thank you to Charlotte, 2 00:00:02,080 --> 00:00:02,840 Speaker 1: North Carolina. 3 00:00:02,880 --> 00:00:03,040 Speaker 2: Man. 4 00:00:03,160 --> 00:00:05,920 Speaker 1: Five soul shows over this past weekend. I want to 5 00:00:05,920 --> 00:00:08,280 Speaker 1: say thank you, thank you, thank you. Did I do it? 6 00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:09,319 Speaker 1: Did I do it? 7 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:09,640 Speaker 3: Yes? 8 00:00:09,800 --> 00:00:12,719 Speaker 1: I did. Came up in there and acted a dog 9 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:15,400 Speaker 1: gone food. You rode my journey with me, and I 10 00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:16,120 Speaker 1: appreciate that. 11 00:00:16,160 --> 00:00:16,360 Speaker 2: Man. 12 00:00:16,520 --> 00:00:18,560 Speaker 1: All right, this is what I got for y'all this morning. 13 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:24,760 Speaker 1: This right here in side job cleaner, Side job cleaner. Yeah, 14 00:00:25,040 --> 00:00:28,240 Speaker 1: fair attention, side job cleaner, cat dog. 15 00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:31,040 Speaker 2: If you would, Tom Rush Jervis is Robby? 16 00:00:31,360 --> 00:00:34,839 Speaker 3: Help you, Robbie. I'm trying to get an order in 17 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:37,559 Speaker 3: for some construction supplies I need to pick up. 18 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:38,960 Speaker 2: That's fine. What you what's your company? 19 00:00:39,159 --> 00:00:44,040 Speaker 3: Uh? Roof and Company and co? Have we have we 20 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:46,519 Speaker 3: done listening to this one? No, no, you haven't. This 21 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:48,159 Speaker 3: is my first time called. I heard you guys were 22 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:48,680 Speaker 3: pretty good. 23 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:50,120 Speaker 2: I appreciate the compliment. 24 00:00:50,240 --> 00:00:53,040 Speaker 3: Okay, I know, listen, I need to get this as 25 00:00:53,040 --> 00:00:55,240 Speaker 3: soon as possible. Man, can I possibly pick up these 26 00:00:55,280 --> 00:00:57,200 Speaker 3: supplies like in the next couple of hours? 27 00:00:57,760 --> 00:00:59,680 Speaker 2: Well, you know, no, it don't work. That fact kind 28 00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:01,040 Speaker 2: of a quick turn around. We got a little bit 29 00:01:01,040 --> 00:01:02,400 Speaker 2: of a backup, but I can. I can do my 30 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:04,360 Speaker 2: bast depends on what you need. 31 00:01:04,520 --> 00:01:07,440 Speaker 3: Okay, here's here's what I need. Man, I need five 32 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:08,760 Speaker 3: rolls of duct takes. 33 00:01:08,920 --> 00:01:10,680 Speaker 2: Okay, that's no problem, that's quick. 34 00:01:10,880 --> 00:01:12,480 Speaker 3: Okay, I need plastic. 35 00:01:12,560 --> 00:01:12,760 Speaker 1: Man. 36 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:15,959 Speaker 3: Listen, if you was gonna wrap up something in plastic 37 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:20,640 Speaker 3: that's like about six foot two in height and two 38 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:23,480 Speaker 3: hundred pounds, how much plastic you think I would need 39 00:01:23,520 --> 00:01:24,720 Speaker 3: to wrap to wrap that up? 40 00:01:24,760 --> 00:01:27,320 Speaker 2: In this is second, You're you're asking for plastic like 41 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:28,240 Speaker 2: a roller plastics. 42 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:30,640 Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm talking. I need to wrap up something that's 43 00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:32,920 Speaker 3: six foot two and like two hundred and ten pounds. 44 00:01:33,720 --> 00:01:36,880 Speaker 2: I probably would get about three yards four yards of plastic. 45 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:39,760 Speaker 3: Okay, okay, I need to get that. Then let me 46 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:42,000 Speaker 3: ask you this here. If you was gonna try to 47 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:44,800 Speaker 3: put some cement on that to hold it down, how 48 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:46,520 Speaker 3: much seamen you think of hold that down? 49 00:01:47,160 --> 00:01:49,760 Speaker 2: I'm more confused. You're running a roofing company, right. 50 00:01:49,760 --> 00:01:51,320 Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm a roof of company, but I'm doing a 51 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:53,160 Speaker 3: little side work for some friends of mine. 52 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:55,640 Speaker 2: Oh okay, okay, I just got a little confused because 53 00:01:55,640 --> 00:01:57,280 Speaker 2: you told me this is a talish and company. No problem, 54 00:01:57,320 --> 00:02:00,400 Speaker 2: no problem. Not some man. Wait, man, you're you're trying 55 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:01,920 Speaker 2: to hold something down. I'm trying to. 56 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:04,960 Speaker 3: I'm trying to hold something down. So how many bags 57 00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:07,040 Speaker 3: of cement do you think I need to hold out 58 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:09,440 Speaker 3: something that's two hundred and twenty pounds? 59 00:02:09,639 --> 00:02:14,120 Speaker 2: Wow, I don't know. Eight bags, eight bags? Eight bag, 60 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:15,720 Speaker 2: eight bags, I would recommend at least. 61 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:18,560 Speaker 3: Okay, okay, give me eight bags the cement. Now, just 62 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:20,320 Speaker 3: something else. I want to ask you. Do you have 63 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:23,360 Speaker 3: anything any type of cleaner, man, that can get uh, 64 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:25,720 Speaker 3: that can get blood, I mean paint off the floor. 65 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:27,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, we got industrial cleaners, some of all kinds of 66 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:31,200 Speaker 2: industrial cleans. Well you said paint the paint or blood? 67 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:34,080 Speaker 3: Uh uh, paint, paint, pink. 68 00:02:34,160 --> 00:02:36,200 Speaker 2: Oh okay, yeah, I mean I've got industrial cleans a lot. 69 00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:37,600 Speaker 2: Kids didn't even do you have a preference? 70 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:40,280 Speaker 3: No, just whatever you could throw in there. I need that. Now, 71 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:42,720 Speaker 3: let me ask you this here. Do you have anything 72 00:02:42,840 --> 00:02:45,280 Speaker 3: that can like just kill a smell? You know what 73 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:47,080 Speaker 3: I'm saying that if you know, if you don't want 74 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:49,040 Speaker 3: something to smell, you got anything for that? Man? 75 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:51,280 Speaker 2: Something if something something die in your place? 76 00:02:51,720 --> 00:02:54,200 Speaker 3: Is this place? Is something something did you do there? 77 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:56,080 Speaker 2: An animal or something you found? I mean I'm kind 78 00:02:56,080 --> 00:02:58,120 Speaker 2: of confused. You're talking about snow and clean enough. Did 79 00:02:58,120 --> 00:03:00,320 Speaker 2: you find some other animal on a. 80 00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:03,320 Speaker 3: Construction A rabbi? Listen, man, just take the order. That's 81 00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:06,400 Speaker 3: all I need you to do. Okay, Okay, No, I'm sorry. 82 00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:08,040 Speaker 2: I wasn't asking your business. I just it was a 83 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:08,560 Speaker 2: little concern. 84 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:10,360 Speaker 3: What are we getting, what are we cleaning up? 85 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:12,400 Speaker 2: And what do we I mean, I guess the are 86 00:03:12,440 --> 00:03:13,400 Speaker 2: we cleaning up tile? 87 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:14,600 Speaker 3: Fold to clean up carpet? 88 00:03:14,639 --> 00:03:16,160 Speaker 2: I mean, what's the what's the cleaner for? 89 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:16,760 Speaker 3: What's the what? 90 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:17,480 Speaker 2: Where's the odor? 91 00:03:17,680 --> 00:03:20,440 Speaker 3: Okay, sure, I'm asking you. Do you have something strong 92 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:23,520 Speaker 3: en though? Like? Do you think ammonia can can keep 93 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:25,079 Speaker 3: a smell down? What do I need to keep the 94 00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:25,720 Speaker 3: smell down? 95 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:28,240 Speaker 2: You're definitely gonna need ammonia. I mean, you gotta get 96 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:30,760 Speaker 2: something to just scrub that right down, because wherever that 97 00:03:30,880 --> 00:03:33,160 Speaker 2: sent is, if it's in your if it's in the walls, 98 00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:35,520 Speaker 2: if you got fabrics in that place, I mean, whatever, 99 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:37,120 Speaker 2: whatever you got it, you probably have to have a 100 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:39,640 Speaker 2: different type of the odorized or something for the carpet. 101 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:40,200 Speaker 3: Something for the walls. 102 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:42,760 Speaker 2: I mean, I don't I guess I guess it's kind 103 00:03:42,760 --> 00:03:46,000 Speaker 2: of confused just as to where the sense coming from. 104 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:48,960 Speaker 3: And don't worry about all that, man, Hey man, listen, 105 00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:52,400 Speaker 3: just just right down what the order is? Okay, I 106 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:52,880 Speaker 3: got it you. 107 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:54,480 Speaker 2: I got the five rolls of duct tap, I got 108 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:56,280 Speaker 2: to that's the full yards of plastic. I got to 109 00:03:56,280 --> 00:03:58,080 Speaker 2: hate back of cement. I got the industrial clean, I 110 00:03:58,160 --> 00:04:00,720 Speaker 2: got the ammonia. I'm I'm I'm typing. I got I've 111 00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:01,240 Speaker 2: got your order. 112 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:04,280 Speaker 3: Okay, let me ask you man, Do y'all have any 113 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:08,760 Speaker 3: type of machete anything that's real? Shop that? What? Oh? 114 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:11,800 Speaker 2: Okay, hold on second, and now now you're completely off base. 115 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:14,280 Speaker 3: You do realize you call a hardware store, right, I'm 116 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:16,440 Speaker 3: calling the hardway store because I need some supplies. Man, 117 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:18,520 Speaker 3: I'm doing some job on the side. I need some supply. 118 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:19,160 Speaker 3: I get that. 119 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:21,600 Speaker 2: You you said that already, but I'm confused about it is. 120 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:24,040 Speaker 2: Now you're asking for a weapon. What what what would 121 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:26,559 Speaker 2: you us a machete for? I mean, you're you're talking about, 122 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:29,599 Speaker 2: uh what, you you're gonna chop down some some some brush. 123 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:31,200 Speaker 2: I don't, I don't, I don't get it. What's some 124 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:31,680 Speaker 2: machedy for? 125 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:34,160 Speaker 3: Hey man, listen, listen, your job is to take the 126 00:04:34,360 --> 00:04:36,560 Speaker 3: order man. That's your job, Robbie. 127 00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:37,960 Speaker 2: Don't tell me what my job is. 128 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:39,080 Speaker 3: I know what my job is. 129 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:42,160 Speaker 2: This is my store man, Okay. I've been working here 130 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:45,160 Speaker 2: a lot longer than you even can imagine. And people 131 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:48,520 Speaker 2: don't call up asking for ammonia and and cleaner and 132 00:04:48,640 --> 00:04:50,600 Speaker 2: and and trying to get a smell out. I mean 133 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:52,760 Speaker 2: what I just I'm trying to figure out how best. 134 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:52,920 Speaker 3: To help you. 135 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:54,599 Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm figure I'm doing. 136 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:57,440 Speaker 3: Robbie, is you being nosy? You being no All you 137 00:04:57,520 --> 00:04:59,520 Speaker 3: gotta do is feel the order and have it have 138 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:01,680 Speaker 3: it done two hours when I get there. That's all 139 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:02,240 Speaker 3: you gotta do. 140 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:06,120 Speaker 2: I can't do that in two hours. I can't even 141 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:08,720 Speaker 2: I will backed up at this point. I'm not even 142 00:05:08,760 --> 00:05:10,920 Speaker 2: sure I can get this done. Maybe tomorrow morning. Does 143 00:05:10,960 --> 00:05:11,920 Speaker 2: tomorrow morning work for you? 144 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:13,799 Speaker 3: Oh man, I got to get rid of this body. 145 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:16,200 Speaker 3: I got to get rid of this guy today. 146 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:20,120 Speaker 2: Whoa whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I need to call list. 147 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:22,080 Speaker 2: I need to call the policeman. You just said body. 148 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:26,600 Speaker 3: You're telling me that right there. That's about White people 149 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:28,760 Speaker 3: always want to call the police when they got nothing 150 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:31,240 Speaker 3: to do with them. Listen, all you need to do 151 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:32,279 Speaker 3: is fill the order. 152 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:37,440 Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, you're listen. I need to tell you something, okay. 153 00:05:37,720 --> 00:05:39,640 Speaker 2: And I don't know if you if you found. 154 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:41,720 Speaker 3: A body, I don't know if you're responsible. 155 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:43,200 Speaker 2: For the body either the way, I don't want to 156 00:05:43,240 --> 00:05:44,400 Speaker 2: be any part of this business. 157 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:44,640 Speaker 3: Okay. 158 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:46,599 Speaker 2: I don't know what you're planning or where you're trying 159 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:48,720 Speaker 2: to bury this thing, but you're basically asking me to 160 00:05:48,760 --> 00:05:51,480 Speaker 2: be accomplished to something that's none of my business. Hey, 161 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:52,640 Speaker 2: I need your name right now. 162 00:05:52,680 --> 00:05:57,760 Speaker 3: Okay, I'm not giving you my name. You said, oh grouping. 163 00:05:57,920 --> 00:05:59,920 Speaker 2: Hey, hey, listen to me. You said you call from 164 00:06:00,279 --> 00:06:00,960 Speaker 2: drifting company? 165 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:03,760 Speaker 3: Are you? I'm not? I'm not? Hey man, let me 166 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:05,760 Speaker 3: tell you something why your white folks are always trying 167 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:08,280 Speaker 3: to be athor tell you why you want to like 168 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:08,919 Speaker 3: white folks. 169 00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:12,680 Speaker 2: What's your problem? Something about white folks, something about purple green, 170 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:15,160 Speaker 2: black blue balks. It's not about white it's what you 171 00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:17,920 Speaker 2: asking for. That sounds like trying to bury your body. Okay, 172 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:18,880 Speaker 2: that's I'm trying to figure out. 173 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:20,840 Speaker 3: Are you and you're not? What is your name? 174 00:06:20,920 --> 00:06:22,680 Speaker 2: I need your name? I'm your name right now? 175 00:06:22,839 --> 00:06:25,000 Speaker 3: Hey man? What First of all, you at work, you're not. 176 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:26,480 Speaker 3: You can't. You don't want to be talking to me 177 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:26,800 Speaker 3: like this. 178 00:06:27,480 --> 00:06:29,600 Speaker 2: I don't care if I'm swearing at work, my my 179 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:32,360 Speaker 2: co workers, the people here, they don't know who I am, 180 00:06:32,440 --> 00:06:34,280 Speaker 2: and they know if I was talking to someone some people. 181 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:37,680 Speaker 2: You talking like this too. Okay, I'm gonna trace this call. 182 00:06:37,760 --> 00:06:39,520 Speaker 2: Do you hear me? I'm gonna trace this call. I'm 183 00:06:39,520 --> 00:06:41,640 Speaker 2: gonna get the cops on your and figure out who 184 00:06:41,680 --> 00:06:42,560 Speaker 2: the you are. 185 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:44,720 Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, well, let me let me ask you this. 186 00:06:44,880 --> 00:06:46,640 Speaker 3: Since you want to know who I am? Do you 187 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:52,159 Speaker 3: know Marcus? I don't want no Marcus. He works here, man, 188 00:06:52,160 --> 00:06:55,600 Speaker 3: I know him. Okay, Marcus is who got me to 189 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:58,520 Speaker 3: call you? This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Abby 190 00:06:58,640 --> 00:07:03,120 Speaker 3: Morning Show. Robbie us got pray by your coworker, Marcus. 191 00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:09,840 Speaker 2: You have got to be kidding me, Marcus Mark. I 192 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:11,640 Speaker 2: see you over there, I see you. 193 00:07:13,440 --> 00:07:14,240 Speaker 3: I can't believe that. 194 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:16,800 Speaker 2: Son up a, Marcus, Why did you tell me that 195 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:18,040 Speaker 2: Steve Harvey. 196 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:20,600 Speaker 3: Got your baby? Hey? I gotta ask you rather. You 197 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:22,840 Speaker 3: got to tell me this man, what is the baddest 198 00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:25,640 Speaker 3: and I mean the baddest radio show in the land. 199 00:07:26,760 --> 00:07:28,840 Speaker 2: That's easy. Steve Harvey Morrie Show. 200 00:07:31,480 --> 00:07:33,880 Speaker 1: Come on y'all on this Monday morning, y'all. Man, man, 201 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:35,240 Speaker 1: let me tell you. I said, well, you know what 202 00:07:35,320 --> 00:07:38,480 Speaker 1: I ain't even saying. Listen, I worked all weekend and 203 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:42,480 Speaker 1: Charlotte and I had worked this Monday morning. Man, y'all 204 00:07:42,520 --> 00:07:47,160 Speaker 1: better come on here. Now, you come on to be here, y'all. 205 00:07:47,360 --> 00:07:47,600 Speaker 3: Listen. 206 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:49,840 Speaker 1: When I don't make it, y'all make a big deal 207 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:51,880 Speaker 1: out of it. Now I'm here. Make a big deal 208 00:07:51,960 --> 00:07:52,280 Speaker 1: out of that. 209 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:56,440 Speaker 3: Check this out. Your job is money. 210 00:07:57,280 --> 00:07:59,560 Speaker 4: Yeah, you want us to make a big deal out 211 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:03,280 Speaker 4: of every thing you do when you don't come. 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