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Speaker 1: Either way you want to be there, doesn't matter how

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Speaker 3: We wanna welcome you back home.

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Speaker 1: Tell us all about every scared her?

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Speaker 3: Was it fine?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do your need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Ride with Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need

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Speaker 2: a ride? This is Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 3: And this is Karen Tilgaiff.

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Speaker 2: We are driving. It's seventy two degrees.

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Speaker 3: Man, it's December eleventh.

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Speaker 2: It is tenth eleven, ridiculously warm, just.

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Speaker 2: It seems like there's so many people listening right now

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Speaker 2: that are shivering, yep, just shivering. Their toes are blue,

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Speaker 2: and they're like shut up. They're like shut up with

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Speaker 2: their seventy two degrees. But you see what it's like

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Speaker 1: I mean, we just can't anticipate how we want to

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Speaker 1: enjoy the beach.

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Speaker 2: I'm experiencing mild discomfort. It's not hot enough to turn

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Speaker 2: on the AC I'm you don't understand, you.

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Speaker 1: Don't understand us. We do have the guests in the

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Speaker 1: car already. I feel like we need to introduce our guests.

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Speaker 2: I know there's all that pressure, but so many shows

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Speaker 2: they talk for ten minutes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because they're sociopaths and don't give a shit about

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Speaker 1: other people.

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Speaker 2: I think it's giving the guests a little respect. Oh,

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Speaker 2: so they can get their thoughts in order because they

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Speaker 2: know we're just going to bombard them questions.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. That's not how I feel about this.

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Speaker 2: You are right, we should just go ahead and introduce

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Speaker 2: our next guest. Who you've seen clubs and colleges across

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Speaker 2: the country. Everyone put your ears together for our friend

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Speaker 2: Henry Phillips. Whoollo, Hey, welcome in. You just got in.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, this just occurred to me. That would

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Speaker 4: be pretty funny to just prank your friend and say, hey,

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Speaker 4: we're doing my podcast for the fifteen minutes. First fifteen minutes,

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Speaker 4: don't say anything, and then you just say stuff that's

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Speaker 3: Totally drive them insane with being blocked out.

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Speaker 4: No, you don't get to talk for fifteen.

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Speaker 2: Before we bring our guests in. I want to tell

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Speaker 2: some stories and the facts are way ah yeah, and

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Speaker 2: you're just back there squirming.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's we can committed as first vehicular manslaughter if

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Speaker 2: I'm not mistaken. Don't talk yet, Henry.

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Speaker 3: You'll get your chance to defend yourself later.

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Speaker 2: God, he met some nice people.

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Speaker 4: If it's on topic in jail.

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Speaker 1: Henry, you used to be on Do you need a

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Speaker 1: ride all every other week?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we did it quite a bit way.

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Speaker 1: Back when we've missed you.

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Speaker 4: Well, I miss you guys.

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Speaker 1: What's been going on?

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Speaker 4: You're both a couple of my favorite comedians.

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Speaker 3: Seriously, thanks body, thanks for calling me a comedian.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you know you were got it. I mean

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Speaker 4: I probably said this. That's the thing if I haven't

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Speaker 4: done this in so long, I don't want to repeat

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Speaker 4: myself in some in case somebody thinks about it. But

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Speaker 4: I mean when I used to see you at Largo,

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Speaker 3: Oh it was great, thanks Henry.

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Speaker 4: And but we did won during the pandemic. I remember

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Speaker 4: that zoom one.

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Speaker 4: That was the last one? That would have been about

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Speaker 4: It's well good on you for that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I always just say, like when anything, Oh it's

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Speaker 4: The airport, right, yes, yeah.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, those days are long gone and nowhere. We're

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Speaker 3: Jesus and I remember we went.

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Speaker 4: To Cafe one on one one time. So now somebody

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Speaker 4: can listen to all of my consecutive episodes. That's right,

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Speaker 4: Just get a whole story.

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Speaker 3: Are you not sure how you feel about our guest today?

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Speaker 1: We'll go find out in our back catalog.

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Speaker 4: Yeah exactly.

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Speaker 3: It's real political.

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Speaker 1: Think twelves, and he has foot fungus, right, so there's

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Speaker 4: Well, it's like when Paul McCartney was trying to get

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Speaker 4: Well we know who you are.

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Speaker 1: and I know myself where it's.

444
00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:37,840
Speaker 3: Like I won't just switch a word.

445
00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:41,480
Speaker 1: All my brain like will dig into what's the most

446
00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:44,399
Speaker 1: offensive thing I could say, or like you know what

447
00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:46,919
Speaker 1: I mean, what's the thing that I'll remember a factoid

448
00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:49,920
Speaker 1: about the pain of your life and somehow reference it.

449
00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:51,960
Speaker 3: It's I have a gift for it.

450
00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:55,560
Speaker 1: So I just learned to just like just hold your breath,

451
00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:57,040
Speaker 1: shut your mouth, and they'll go away.

452
00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:58,400
Speaker 3: Pretty sam. It's like whatever.

453
00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:02,800
Speaker 1: So he and Tracy's talking to like other people, and

454
00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:05,360
Speaker 1: Kevin and I are like, I was like, just be cool,

455
00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:07,480
Speaker 1: do not say anything to me, don't try to talk

456
00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:09,399
Speaker 1: like I'm trying to tell Kevin, like, these are the

457
00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:12,800
Speaker 1: rules if this guy comes whatever, and he fucking makes

458
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:15,000
Speaker 1: a bee line straight to Kevin and I and goes,

459
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:16,640
Speaker 1: what's going on over here with you two?

460
00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:17,640
Speaker 2: Like that?

461
00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:20,960
Speaker 3: And I was like, Okay, well now now we're allowed

462
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:24,320
Speaker 3: to do whatever we want because he started.

463
00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:27,800
Speaker 1: It, but I was it was like it was so exciting,

464
00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:33,919
Speaker 1: and he was truly like a charismatic Hollywood star, like

465
00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:38,480
Speaker 1: and I wouldn't guess that off, you know, just automatically

466
00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:41,960
Speaker 1: about him, but like he was so it was so

467
00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:43,920
Speaker 1: exciting to be talked to by him.

468
00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:45,040
Speaker 3: It was unbelievable.

469
00:22:45,119 --> 00:22:47,360
Speaker 2: Did he come over knowing you were talking about him?

470
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:48,760
Speaker 2: And he's like, oh a just.

471
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:53,720
Speaker 1: I mean probably probably, But also because that party is

472
00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:57,760
Speaker 1: so uncomfortable for most people, like being able to kind

473
00:22:57,760 --> 00:23:00,400
Speaker 1: of figure out like can I just sit here? Can

474
00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:01,640
Speaker 1: I just land here.

475
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:02,560
Speaker 3: With you too?

476
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:06,119
Speaker 1: And like not have this be an issue, because I

477
00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:08,720
Speaker 1: think it was like we were turned away and kind

478
00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:11,040
Speaker 1: of trying to be low key, and I think he

479
00:23:11,119 --> 00:23:13,960
Speaker 1: was like, oh, well, they won't like make a big

480
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,639
Speaker 1: deal if I talk to them. I don't I'm not

481
00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:18,240
Speaker 1: sure he found us to be I think.

482
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:23,560
Speaker 4: Yeah. Sarah has a story about how she and I

483
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:26,119
Speaker 4: hope I'm getting this right, you know, telling somebody else's story.

484
00:23:26,119 --> 00:23:30,320
Speaker 4: But she went up to him as a fan, like

485
00:23:30,359 --> 00:23:33,920
Speaker 4: you were saying, you know, she's starstruck by him. He's

486
00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:36,320
Speaker 4: a pretty charismatic guy and everything. And she's like, oh

487
00:23:36,359 --> 00:23:39,159
Speaker 4: my god, yeah, I love your stuff. And then and

488
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:42,159
Speaker 4: then he was like, Sarah, it's me, Sarah, it's me.

489
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:44,520
Speaker 4: And then she's like, what do you mean. And apparently

490
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:48,080
Speaker 4: he was like a doorman at a comedy club like

491
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:53,440
Speaker 4: in Boston, and she's like what oh, And apparently he

492
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:56,000
Speaker 4: used to just sit there and he knew all the comics,

493
00:23:56,000 --> 00:24:00,520
Speaker 4: he knew her, and she accidentally, well she seeing him

494
00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:03,399
Speaker 4: in a totally different content. Yeah, yeah, and no, I'm

495
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:05,159
Speaker 4: sure she was cool, but she didn't know that that

496
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:07,959
Speaker 4: was the same guy. But so apparently he is just

497
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:11,200
Speaker 4: like this regular guy. But but you're right, he boy,

498
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:13,479
Speaker 4: he was great in that. I mean, he killed it

499
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:16,399
Speaker 4: in the Once upon a Time in Hollywood.

500
00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:19,280
Speaker 3: And everything he does, he's so good.

501
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:21,280
Speaker 4: There's just there's some people where you're like, Okay, well

502
00:24:21,359 --> 00:24:24,480
Speaker 4: you actually deserve the mountains of money for this crazy business.

503
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:28,360
Speaker 1: Yes, and you have that like he did a bit

504
00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:35,120
Speaker 1: on Kimmel I think where he was a kimmeler Stephen Colbert,

505
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:39,199
Speaker 1: where he jumped the intro, so like the person is

506
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:42,280
Speaker 1: trying to introduce him and he comes out and he

507
00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:43,520
Speaker 1: seems a little drunk.

508
00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:45,040
Speaker 3: And he's like, hey, hold on, don't do that.

509
00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:47,840
Speaker 1: One do something and he does this bit over and

510
00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:50,679
Speaker 1: over where he keeps interfering with his own intro, and

511
00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:53,240
Speaker 1: it was one of the funniest best things I've ever seen,

512
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:55,600
Speaker 1: where I'm like, I feel like when people work at

513
00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:57,760
Speaker 1: comedy clubs, it's because they want to be comedians, but

514
00:24:57,760 --> 00:25:00,439
Speaker 1: they kind of don't know how. So it's like it

515
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:02,160
Speaker 1: makes me go like, oh, I love that he worked

516
00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:04,359
Speaker 1: at a comedy club because I bet he's I mean,

517
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:06,960
Speaker 1: I know he's funny, but yeah, I love that he's

518
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:10,040
Speaker 1: like a dramatic actor that's secretly like a comedy nerd.

519
00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:13,880
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, and willing to do something risky like that.

520
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:16,719
Speaker 2: Most I would be scared to do that as a comic,

521
00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:20,159
Speaker 2: as someone that the introduced him in that situation, that

522
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:22,000
Speaker 2: would be it's a risky.

523
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:22,239
Speaker 4: Thing to do.

524
00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:24,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, we love him. Turns out this is the

525
00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:27,760
Speaker 2: Timothy Oliphant Appreciation Hour.

526
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:29,680
Speaker 3: He's a wonderful.

527
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:32,400
Speaker 2: Mass, symmetrical face. I even liked him and the girl

528
00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:33,159
Speaker 2: next door.

529
00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:37,600
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's always played the evil boyfriend with a

530
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:40,239
Speaker 1: heart of gold or some version of that.

531
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:46,480
Speaker 4: Can I pitch pitch away if he ever does an autobiography,

532
00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:50,480
Speaker 4: can call the oliphant in the room. I just came

533
00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:58,800
Speaker 4: look at that. I can't be the first might be like,

534
00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:00,439
Speaker 4: you know, this is weird, but I heard you on

535
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:04,000
Speaker 4: a podcast and he said this title, it's actually pretty good.

536
00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:05,520
Speaker 3: Fuck.

537
00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:07,040
Speaker 2: That's why I'm calling.

538
00:26:09,119 --> 00:26:11,320
Speaker 1: Guys. We have to get ready for Sarah's party this

539
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:14,000
Speaker 1: year because oh yeah, you have to pitch that.

540
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:16,560
Speaker 2: I think the last time I went, I had an

541
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:18,800
Speaker 2: edible and I thought it'd be funny to fall in

542
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:21,840
Speaker 2: the pool and stage a fake play where someone threw

543
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:24,439
Speaker 2: me a life preserver, and it did not go well.

544
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:28,000
Speaker 1: Here's the thing about that room of Sarah of Sarah's

545
00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:28,600
Speaker 1: Roof party.

546
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:32,280
Speaker 3: Nobody remember were you with me the year that?

547
00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:35,560
Speaker 1: What's the fucking.

548
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:41,960
Speaker 3: Not JPL? The Tesla? What's Elon Musk's SpaceX name is SpaceX?

549
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:42,200
Speaker 1: Sorry?

550
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:43,040
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah?

551
00:26:43,119 --> 00:26:46,280
Speaker 1: Do you remember when he was doing like launches over

552
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:49,359
Speaker 1: La and they would look like huge weird jellyfish?

553
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:49,840
Speaker 4: Oh yeah.

554
00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:50,520
Speaker 2: Yeah.

555
00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:53,720
Speaker 1: So the first time I ever saw that was at

556
00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:57,000
Speaker 1: Sarah's roof party and somebody goes, what is that and

557
00:26:57,040 --> 00:26:59,600
Speaker 1: we all look over and it's just this basically like

558
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:01,240
Speaker 1: a jelly fish floating in the sky.

559
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:02,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, look like a UFO.

560
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:05,080
Speaker 1: And everybody else looked away. Was it me and you?

561
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:07,879
Speaker 1: And I was like, holy shit, here it goes. And

562
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:10,960
Speaker 1: then I started just like yelling like, guys, it's aliens.

563
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,719
Speaker 1: It's happening here, It's happening right now.

564
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:13,360
Speaker 4: You're excited.

565
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:17,919
Speaker 1: Nobody wanted to engage it at all, like in a

566
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:19,720
Speaker 1: way where I'm like, you're supposed to be.

567
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:20,439
Speaker 3: The funny people.

568
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:21,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like, what the fuck.

569
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:22,760
Speaker 3: Is anyone doing?

570
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:24,240
Speaker 2: Don't show up with bits?

571
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:26,880
Speaker 3: No, But I was like, but it's in the sky.

572
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:28,880
Speaker 1: I literally at one point was like, are you all

573
00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:30,960
Speaker 1: going to deny that we're looking at the same thing

574
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:31,560
Speaker 1: in the sky?

575
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:32,200
Speaker 2: Totally?

576
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:34,400
Speaker 4: No. I hate when people don't jump in and that's

577
00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:36,840
Speaker 4: why I always I always go to the corner with

578
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:40,520
Speaker 4: Todd Glass. He will always yes, yes, right. He is

579
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:42,400
Speaker 4: the yes and er part excellent.

580
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:44,679
Speaker 2: He will do a bit and cast you in it.

581
00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:46,480
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, he'll be like, oh, let's do it again.

582
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:48,239
Speaker 4: But this time, I'm the guy who does love blah bu.

583
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:51,640
Speaker 1: Yeah. He actually I saw TikTok of Dogs where he

584
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:53,720
Speaker 1: is finishing a phone call and he goes bye e,

585
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:56,080
Speaker 1: and then he does this thing of like why did

586
00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:57,880
Speaker 1: I say that? Why would I ever?

587
00:27:58,359 --> 00:28:00,439
Speaker 3: And then it just keeps on going where it's like

588
00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:01,200
Speaker 3: time is passing.

589
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:04,120
Speaker 1: He's like, why would it? I don't even talk like that,

590
00:28:04,359 --> 00:28:07,360
Speaker 1: and it goes on and on. It's just like that guy.

591
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:11,439
Speaker 4: And Mark Cohen too. He even do the same. Uh.

592
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:12,359
Speaker 4: By the way, he.

593
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:15,480
Speaker 3: Says, Hi, h I miss Mark Cohen so much.

594
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:18,600
Speaker 4: Hi to Karen, he said, Hi. He said, of Chris,

595
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:21,840
Speaker 4: please say hi to him too, But mostly Karen is right.

596
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:24,200
Speaker 1: I understand I won that one.

597
00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:27,760
Speaker 2: I already knew you went into it the winner. I

598
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:30,399
Speaker 2: have not spent enough time with him. I've become friends

599
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:30,800
Speaker 2: with them.

600
00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:33,159
Speaker 4: He said. Even if I didn't say hi to Chris,

601
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:34,880
Speaker 4: just tell Chris that I did say.

602
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:39,240
Speaker 2: Well, it's becoming kind of hurtful, he did, Yeah he did.

603
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:42,120
Speaker 4: But can I bring up this funny story? And I

604
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:44,600
Speaker 4: might have said it seven years ago when we did

605
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:47,120
Speaker 4: the podcast before because we were in the car together,

606
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:49,720
Speaker 4: but it makes me laugh every time. It was in

607
00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:52,240
Speaker 4: the early days of Twitter, where everything was so awesome

608
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:54,560
Speaker 4: and everybody's just making each other crack up with all

609
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:57,280
Speaker 4: that stuff. And Mark would throw one out there every

610
00:28:57,360 --> 00:29:00,080
Speaker 4: nat like once every couple months or something, but he

611
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:02,840
Speaker 4: didn't really He had a lot of comics following him,

612
00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:06,360
Speaker 4: but he didn't really work it very much. But his daughter,

613
00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:09,719
Speaker 4: who at the time was like seven years old, uh,

614
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:14,320
Speaker 4: grabbed his phone and tweeted. And we still don't know

615
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:18,000
Speaker 4: why she did this. She's a wonderful, mentally healthy young lady,

616
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:23,520
Speaker 4: but she tweeted, I'm gonna stab you. And Mark was infuriated.

617
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:25,760
Speaker 4: He's like, what are you doing? This goes out to

618
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:28,800
Speaker 4: like everybody I know as it's public, and it's like,

619
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:32,000
Speaker 4: that's such a weird thing. Anyway, it had one like

620
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:38,680
Speaker 4: and it was Karen Kilgarrett. Mark's like, what, at least

621
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:39,680
Speaker 4: I got a like on.

622
00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:42,720
Speaker 3: It, But I was in that story.

623
00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:44,719
Speaker 4: I love that you liked it, though, because it's like,

624
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:48,480
Speaker 4: it's just so dark, I'm gonna stab it. There's no joke,

625
00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:50,920
Speaker 4: it's just like, but it's a stab you.

626
00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:54,080
Speaker 1: After a while, people started to understand they weren't just

627
00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:57,680
Speaker 1: writing tweets to be on Twitter, but you need to

628
00:29:57,720 --> 00:30:01,960
Speaker 1: be writing, to be either going along with the scroll

629
00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:04,719
Speaker 1: people are reading, or to break up the scroll. So

630
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:07,560
Speaker 1: like you can either be playing the game or you

631
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:10,160
Speaker 1: can be sublimating the game, but you have to be

632
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:13,560
Speaker 1: doing something with the game absolute And to me that

633
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:15,440
Speaker 1: was like, there's all these people that are trying to

634
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:18,160
Speaker 1: do there's this time completely.

635
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:18,320
Speaker 2: Out of it.

636
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:22,120
Speaker 1: I want Yeah, I want to stab you.

637
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:26,680
Speaker 4: That's my you know, that is it is.

638
00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:32,240
Speaker 1: But also I Mark Cohen when I first moved to

639
00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:34,200
Speaker 1: la He was one of the first comics I knew,

640
00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:36,760
Speaker 1: and I was friends with Bonnie McFarlane. They were dating,

641
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:40,160
Speaker 1: so we spent all kinds of time together and we've

642
00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:42,680
Speaker 1: played the guitar and like he taught me how to

643
00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:45,760
Speaker 1: play you know, Bruce Springsteen songs and stuff. Yeah, I

644
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:47,360
Speaker 1: had a lot of quality time with Mark.

645
00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:52,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a classic when you move to the city

646
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:56,880
Speaker 2: and you suddenly realize being trying to be funnier round

647
00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:59,160
Speaker 2: a bunch of comics, which is my has always been

648
00:30:59,200 --> 00:30:59,920
Speaker 2: my favorite thing.

649
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:00,560
Speaker 1: M hmm.

650
00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:03,920
Speaker 2: There's times where you shouldn't do it. It's not cool,

651
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:07,280
Speaker 2: and I got shot down so many times trying to

652
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:10,600
Speaker 2: riff with everyone. Never buy you. But there's a lot

653
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:13,280
Speaker 2: of people that where it's like, no, it's not the time,

654
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:15,440
Speaker 2: or you you've boned it with that one, and then

655
00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:18,360
Speaker 2: I feel terrible. He's a safe place.

656
00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:21,920
Speaker 4: No, yeah, he loves it.

657
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:22,600
Speaker 2: That's all I want.

658
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:24,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's all I want.

659
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:26,240
Speaker 4: He always does this thing because we chat quite a

660
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:30,120
Speaker 4: bit and uh, I'll call. He's got like his go

661
00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:33,120
Speaker 4: to h jokes and one of my favorites is, uh,

662
00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:37,040
Speaker 4: my mom lives like fifteen minutes away, and he'll call, Hey,

663
00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:40,280
Speaker 4: what are you doing? Uh uh, just going over to

664
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:43,120
Speaker 4: see my mom. And then he'll do this thing where

665
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:46,920
Speaker 4: he goes, oh, okay, hold on this second, he's coming here.

666
00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:50,280
Speaker 4: It's so funny.

667
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:51,880
Speaker 1: He's a really good time.

668
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:54,200
Speaker 3: He's a really convincing actor.

669
00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:57,040
Speaker 4: Well yeah, and that's another that's what reminded me when

670
00:31:57,080 --> 00:31:59,640
Speaker 4: you're telling me the Todd Glass bit, like he had

671
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:02,400
Speaker 4: one and they think he's got it up on Instagram

672
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:04,719
Speaker 4: or one of these things. But where he's like on

673
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:08,280
Speaker 4: the phone, he's waits for dring and he's like, hi,

674
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:14,480
Speaker 4: phone acting institute. Just people they say that it doesn't

675
00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:16,320
Speaker 4: sound like I'm really on the phone when I'm talking,

676
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:20,400
Speaker 4: and then he's like waits and then he's like, well,

677
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:25,600
Speaker 4: thank you. You sound very real too, but it's really funny. Yeah,

678
00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:26,200
Speaker 4: it's great.

679
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:29,080
Speaker 1: There's part of I mean, I was thinking about this

680
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:32,440
Speaker 1: the other day because I miss I miss the world

681
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:34,840
Speaker 1: of stand up I miss like being able to be

682
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:39,320
Speaker 1: in that and what I mean, like I was thinking

683
00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:41,360
Speaker 1: about it where it's like you got into stand up

684
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:44,040
Speaker 1: because you just want to be around funny people as

685
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:47,160
Speaker 1: much as I wanted to do it. That benefit of

686
00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:51,960
Speaker 1: like standing in a circle and riffing is the greatest,

687
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:54,480
Speaker 1: and like, yeah, there's people who hate it, and there's

688
00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:56,880
Speaker 1: people that don't do it, or you know, oftentimes it's

689
00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:59,600
Speaker 1: like the partner of the person that you're riffing with whatever,

690
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:04,200
Speaker 1: but it is this like it feels very we're all

691
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:06,640
Speaker 1: in fourth grade and we're just trying to have fun

692
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:09,360
Speaker 1: anyway we can have fun. We're gonna have fun, and

693
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:11,800
Speaker 1: that's like the most like we'll just do it verbally

694
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:14,040
Speaker 1: if that's all. If we're there's no games and there's

695
00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:18,200
Speaker 1: no party, it's just that and that's like, oh yeah,

696
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:19,600
Speaker 1: it's my favorite.

697
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:20,040
Speaker 2: Yeah.

698
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:22,200
Speaker 4: I think I was twenty four or something. I was

699
00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:26,560
Speaker 4: behind the Upfront Comedy Club on Third Street and it

700
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:29,440
Speaker 4: was just like eight of the I started with all

701
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:34,600
Speaker 4: these Second City and Sketch people and.

702
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:35,840
Speaker 2: In New York.

703
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:38,000
Speaker 4: No, this was in Santa Monica.

704
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:40,080
Speaker 2: Oh you said third, and so I'm like, oh, you're

705
00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:40,720
Speaker 2: third and.

706
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:44,320
Speaker 4: Nah, you know yeah, Third and Broadway. Actually it was Broadway.

707
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:48,680
Speaker 4: Oh wow, Broadway. But I remember having so much fun

708
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:51,040
Speaker 4: and we hung out till four thirty am laughing and

709
00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:53,760
Speaker 4: I was like, this is what I'm gonna do. This

710
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:54,800
Speaker 4: is so fun.

711
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:55,160
Speaker 1: Yeah.

712
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:59,840
Speaker 4: And then that Largo scene that you were a part of.

713
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:02,840
Speaker 4: I mean I used to be an audience member there

714
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:08,000
Speaker 4: and I just was just vomiting laughter for hours. I mean,

715
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:12,400
Speaker 4: I couldn't believe how great everybody was. I mean it

716
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:15,480
Speaker 4: was like, yeah, those were really funny.

717
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:18,600
Speaker 2: Though, because I'm still doing a lot of shows and

718
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:22,719
Speaker 2: it just isn't that way anymore. And there's still great comics.

719
00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:26,759
Speaker 2: I still enjoy watching everyone perform, but there isn't the hang.

720
00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:28,160
Speaker 2: It's not a thing anymore.

721
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:31,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, And I think that justs we want to stay

722
00:34:31,719 --> 00:34:37,960
Speaker 4: alive also, you mean like like live, yeah, right, everyone

723
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:39,760
Speaker 4: sober everyone when you're older.

724
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:42,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, No one wants to breathe on each other you're not.

725
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,560
Speaker 1: It's like it's a young man's game. It's just you're

726
00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:49,759
Speaker 1: not twenty seven and like that. I think that's a

727
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:53,120
Speaker 1: piece where it's like, even if I wanted to hang

728
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:54,960
Speaker 1: out and this has happened, where it's like you go

729
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:56,920
Speaker 1: to a show at Largo and you're like cool, and

730
00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:58,920
Speaker 1: then the people you know are like, yeah, but I

731
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,760
Speaker 1: have to get up early in the morn or whatever.

732
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:03,520
Speaker 1: The people that hang out are not the people I know,

733
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:07,040
Speaker 1: and it just like, oh, that's the painful part of.

734
00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:10,120
Speaker 3: Anything like this is just like we can't keep it forever.

735
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:14,600
Speaker 1: And I think of the hangout and that Largo scene

736
00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:18,680
Speaker 1: or whatever before it was right before the Internet or

737
00:35:18,719 --> 00:35:22,440
Speaker 1: maybe simultaneous, whereas like people were only on MySpace, so

738
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:26,360
Speaker 1: there was none of that like comedy nerd expertise people

739
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:30,719
Speaker 1: kind of getting online and judging everybody and dictating and

740
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:33,480
Speaker 1: kind of formalizing comedy started.

741
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:36,759
Speaker 4: Happening at the Comedy Bang Bang or Comedy Death where yeah,

742
00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:40,440
Speaker 4: at the MBAR, right, that was terrifying.

743
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:42,200
Speaker 3: Yes, where it's like the audience a.

744
00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:44,879
Speaker 4: Whole bunch of people talking about every individual that they

745
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:49,200
Speaker 4: just know. Yeah, but the Largo thing was bright. But

746
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:51,000
Speaker 4: now I'm looking at you just said that. I think

747
00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:53,719
Speaker 4: twenty eight years old or twenty seven. It's like, so

748
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:56,080
Speaker 4: Paul F. Tompkins when I was watching him back in

749
00:35:56,120 --> 00:36:00,240
Speaker 4: like ninety eight, ninety seven, he's twenty eight years old,

750
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:02,560
Speaker 4: and it's just sort of dawning on me. I'm just like,

751
00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:06,200
Speaker 4: I don't know one twenty eight year old person right now.

752
00:36:06,239 --> 00:36:06,919
Speaker 2: Who's that.

753
00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:12,560
Speaker 4: Just adult like and smart and witty and all that,

754
00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:16,920
Speaker 4: you know, intelligent or it's the same with I mean

755
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:19,560
Speaker 4: with everybody. I'm just like everybody was like in their twenties.

756
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:21,799
Speaker 4: It's like that's incredible to Yeah, you know, it's like

757
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:25,400
Speaker 4: I haven't laughed at anything as somebody in their twenties says.

758
00:36:25,719 --> 00:36:26,799
Speaker 2: Yeah.

759
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:29,360
Speaker 4: Is it just that happened for one generation or just

760
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:30,560
Speaker 4: was speaking.

761
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:33,600
Speaker 2: Or we are all old people talking.

762
00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:36,920
Speaker 3: That such old people talking right now? Yeah, but the

763
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:38,759
Speaker 3: music doesn't sound the same.

764
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:42,399
Speaker 2: Man, it's funny in a weird way. But I leave

765
00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:44,879
Speaker 2: early now, and I'm like, maybe I should have hung out,

766
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:47,279
Speaker 2: but I gotta go home because in the morning I

767
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:49,919
Speaker 2: have to go skateboarding. So I don't know that I've

768
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:53,640
Speaker 2: actually grown up in any way. I just my schedule

769
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:55,840
Speaker 2: has changed for another midlife crisis.

770
00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:58,279
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, And there was.

771
00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:01,799
Speaker 4: A funny story. So I know Chris knows him. My

772
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:06,080
Speaker 4: friend Matt Capielo, I love those stories. So this is

773
00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:09,440
Speaker 4: the old Largo Kreen. So you know it was impossible

774
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:12,880
Speaker 4: to sit down. Yeah, there was a back area that

775
00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:17,440
Speaker 4: had bar seating, but that was impossible too. You pretty

776
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:19,719
Speaker 4: much just had to stand in that one little area

777
00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:24,160
Speaker 4: where all the comics were. And so my friend Matt

778
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:28,440
Speaker 4: and his now wife Heather, it was his girlfriend at

779
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:31,680
Speaker 4: the time, they did the whole thing where they stood

780
00:37:31,719 --> 00:37:33,400
Speaker 4: in line, and that was still the best seat that

781
00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:35,680
Speaker 4: they could get was two bar seats in the bag.

782
00:37:36,239 --> 00:37:40,640
Speaker 4: And so there's there watching the show and Mickey Dolan's

783
00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:46,839
Speaker 4: is there and he's walking around and at one point, wait,

784
00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:49,160
Speaker 4: I'm gonna make sure I don't screw this up. Oh yeah,

785
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:52,399
Speaker 4: Matt went to the bathroom and then Mickey Dolan saw

786
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:55,360
Speaker 4: an empty seat at the bar and he said to Heather,

787
00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:59,000
Speaker 4: is anybody sitting there? And she knew exactly who he was,

788
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:02,359
Speaker 4: and she's like, no, no, I'm sorry, my my my

789
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:06,760
Speaker 4: husband's sitting there. It's not free. You know. He's like, oh, okay,

790
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:10,440
Speaker 4: whatever or what not? Husband, all right, I'm screwing this boyfriend.

791
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:15,160
Speaker 1: At the time, if you're just gonna.

792
00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:18,080
Speaker 4: So anyway, fifteen minutes goes by or whatever, And at

793
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:20,319
Speaker 4: one point Heather has to go to the bathroom and

794
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:23,120
Speaker 4: Matt's there sitting there and he's got this empty seat

795
00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:26,600
Speaker 4: and Mickey Dolan's October and says, hey, is anybody sitting here?

796
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:31,640
Speaker 4: And Matt goes not at all, please give it up,

797
00:38:31,719 --> 00:38:33,560
Speaker 4: because they wound up fighting because he was such a

798
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:36,600
Speaker 4: big fan of Michael Yeah. Yeah, or Mickey Dolan's in.

799
00:38:36,719 --> 00:38:41,200
Speaker 4: He's like, honey, I can't not give Mickey sit next

800
00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:44,480
Speaker 4: to Mickey Dolan's I mean, how could I know? Well,

801
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:47,719
Speaker 4: she's like noted. Then she's like I said no to it,

802
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:48,839
Speaker 4: just yeah, but.

803
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:51,280
Speaker 2: You only know about the TV show. He knew about

804
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:52,160
Speaker 2: their actual body.

805
00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:57,440
Speaker 4: It's like this, this is an opportunity, and it really is.

806
00:38:57,520 --> 00:38:59,239
Speaker 4: I mean, just the fact that you'd have a guy

807
00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:02,120
Speaker 4: like Mickey Dolan was just hanging out there was part

808
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:03,479
Speaker 4: of the magic of that point.

809
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:04,279
Speaker 3: It really was.

810
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:07,719
Speaker 1: There was some also, yeah, there was a lot of

811
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:15,440
Speaker 1: interesting celebrity like hang out people that weren't what you expect.

812
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:17,719
Speaker 1: But then you'd be like, wait, who I was in

813
00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:20,959
Speaker 1: Flannagan's office upstairs one time after I hosted a show

814
00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:22,800
Speaker 1: and I was just sitting on the couch.

815
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:23,400
Speaker 3: I can't remember.

816
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:26,040
Speaker 1: I was waiting for him to give me something or

817
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:34,200
Speaker 1: whatever and feedback sold my notes, and Jenny Garoffalo came

818
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:36,440
Speaker 1: in because she was on the show, and she came

819
00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:38,240
Speaker 1: in like, oh, bye, I'm gonna leave he or whatever,

820
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:41,680
Speaker 1: and then Paul Rudd just comes around the doorframe of like,

821
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:44,080
Speaker 1: and he was like, you're really funny. And then I

822
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:47,040
Speaker 1: was like just sitting there like I can't process right

823
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:49,640
Speaker 1: now that I just did like a whole comedy show

824
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:51,759
Speaker 1: in front of Paul red Wow, and I didn't know

825
00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:54,440
Speaker 1: it and he watched me the whole time and then

826
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:57,480
Speaker 1: like was like, you were good. It was nice enough

827
00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:59,800
Speaker 1: to say that, where I'm just like I just stared

828
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:02,920
Speaker 1: at I'm just like, god, damn it. That kind of

829
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:06,680
Speaker 1: like who knows, who knows who you would love in

830
00:40:06,719 --> 00:40:09,040
Speaker 1: this audience tonight? You better just go to your set

831
00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:10,759
Speaker 1: and yeah, make it good.

832
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:12,960
Speaker 4: It was a hot, hot thing. Yeah.

833
00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:15,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, I used to not the very first time when

834
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:18,320
Speaker 2: I first moved here and was lucky enough Greg Barrett

835
00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:21,520
Speaker 2: put me on a trio and I was on stage

836
00:40:21,719 --> 00:40:24,759
Speaker 2: and I look down and it's just so clearly Jack

837
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:29,000
Speaker 2: Black sitting right up front. And I think for years

838
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:31,560
Speaker 2: after that, I just looked above the audience because I

839
00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:34,920
Speaker 2: remember in that moment, I was like, I like froze

840
00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:37,319
Speaker 2: for a second, and I think he noticed, and it

841
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:41,239
Speaker 2: was just embarrassing. I'd like, I don't, I don't think

842
00:40:41,239 --> 00:40:43,280
Speaker 2: that would happen to me now, but maybe it would.

843
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:45,960
Speaker 1: I just I looked out one time and it was

844
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,400
Speaker 1: Helen Hunt's face that I saw. Oh yeah, and she

845
00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:50,680
Speaker 1: did not like my comedy based on her face.

846
00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:51,520
Speaker 4: Wow.

847
00:40:51,719 --> 00:40:55,120
Speaker 3: And then I did a joke after that, by the way.

848
00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:57,520
Speaker 4: First Dell Tag, first burrito I ever had right here?

849
00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:04,360
Speaker 4: Are you sorry? And all but memory that del Taco?

850
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:07,160
Speaker 2: No we do that that we're driving?

851
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:08,799
Speaker 4: Sorry, we can't.

852
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:11,200
Speaker 1: It can't all be celebrity.

853
00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:11,920
Speaker 4: Study, great stories.

854
00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:13,160
Speaker 2: I'm still I'm mad at.

855
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:18,840
Speaker 4: Hating now I want to judge all of her comedy.

856
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,719
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, listen.

857
00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:23,080
Speaker 2: Just exhausted from pretending to laugh at Paul.

858
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:27,000
Speaker 1: She's like, enough of this fucking comedy shit. But then

859
00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:29,320
Speaker 1: I wrote a joke about her. That's like I said,

860
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:33,000
Speaker 1: Helen Haunt is such a cunt, And of course that

861
00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:35,520
Speaker 1: would get its own huge laugh because it was like

862
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:38,359
Speaker 1: the late nineties, where you you were supposed to say

863
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:41,000
Speaker 1: the worst thing you could say people loved you for it.

864
00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:43,040
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, And then I said that, And then I said,

865
00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:45,440
Speaker 1: I don't know. The only way I could hate her

866
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:46,720
Speaker 1: more is if she cut an album.

867
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:51,880
Speaker 2: This is on Twitter, right, not no stage, no stand up.

868
00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:53,960
Speaker 1: And it was like I did that the next week

869
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,000
Speaker 1: because I was so pissed at how much she hated

870
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:56,640
Speaker 1: my stand.

871
00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:57,440
Speaker 3: Up the week before.

872
00:41:57,880 --> 00:41:58,960
Speaker 2: Funny great.

873
00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:01,480
Speaker 1: And then someone finally told me, you need to stop

874
00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:04,359
Speaker 1: telling that joke. It's really shitty. It's it's really kind

875
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:06,239
Speaker 1: of out of control of you. And that's like, yeah,

876
00:42:06,239 --> 00:42:07,200
Speaker 1: you're right, that's true.

877
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:09,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, we've all grown as people.

878
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:13,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you have to be careful here in southern

879
00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:15,400
Speaker 4: California because you might have a great bit about a

880
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:18,479
Speaker 4: television personality and they're there or their friend.

881
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:18,680
Speaker 1: Well.

882
00:42:18,719 --> 00:42:21,880
Speaker 4: I did one that I was doing this line in

883
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:24,680
Speaker 4: my song about mel Gibson for the longest time, and

884
00:42:24,719 --> 00:42:26,920
Speaker 4: I really don't care. It was such an iconic thing.

885
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:30,279
Speaker 4: His rent you know that he did mm hmm, And

886
00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:34,520
Speaker 4: a girl came up to me afterward, and this is

887
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:37,200
Speaker 4: what I miss about cigarette smoking. I haven't smoked in

888
00:42:37,239 --> 00:42:40,560
Speaker 4: eight years, but Okay, it's pretty cool that when you

889
00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:43,480
Speaker 4: were smoking, that's when all these fun conversations would happen.

890
00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:45,080
Speaker 4: But she came out and have a smoke, and she

891
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:51,080
Speaker 4: was one of his uh his former girlfriends, and she was.

892
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:53,040
Speaker 3: She pro or con Henry Phillips.

893
00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:57,359
Speaker 4: She I think she was still amicable with him, and

894
00:42:57,440 --> 00:43:00,719
Speaker 4: she also gave off kind of racist vibes. Oh so

895
00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:02,840
Speaker 4: I think she was almost sort of defending him. But

896
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:06,319
Speaker 4: I I, uh, I couldn't really tell. It was an

897
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:08,799
Speaker 4: awkward situation for both of us. She didn't even have

898
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:12,040
Speaker 4: to say anything, but she said, oh, yeah, no, I

899
00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:14,880
Speaker 4: uh that part about mill Gibson. She didn't say, oh,

900
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:16,759
Speaker 4: I like that part about mel Gibson. You know that

901
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:20,839
Speaker 4: I was his girlfriend And I looked it up later

902
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:23,879
Speaker 4: and she there's a bunch of pictures' state just has

903
00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:28,280
Speaker 4: a passion for the Christ, uh something.

904
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:36,600
Speaker 2: Well, then you should say, yeah, you got Oh boy,

905
00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:38,879
Speaker 2: here we go, Sorry, Henry, me do this thing.

906
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:42,840
Speaker 4: Follow Let's go help follow the fire end.

907
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:45,080
Speaker 2: You need help with the ladder. I'll hold the hose.

908
00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:48,160
Speaker 2: Can I drive the back of the engine. Oh? They

909
00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:48,960
Speaker 2: never listen.

910
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:51,920
Speaker 4: But I also, well, Chris, you've got the best story

911
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:53,680
Speaker 4: of all time on that one when you were in

912
00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:58,880
Speaker 4: Sacramento Punchline opening for Daniel Tosh and there was a

913
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:01,799
Speaker 4: guy in the audience that looked like a guy that

914
00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:04,520
Speaker 4: you went to high school. Yes, yeah, you should tell

915
00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:05,000
Speaker 4: that one.

916
00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:08,359
Speaker 2: Yeah. I he looked exactly like a guy. They had

917
00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:10,799
Speaker 2: a locker next to me, and I didn't really have

918
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:14,040
Speaker 2: He was nice. We weren't super close, but he.

919
00:44:14,719 --> 00:44:19,879
Speaker 4: And by the way, that's in Alaska or not Alaska, right, yeah,

920
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:22,120
Speaker 4: non California.

921
00:44:22,719 --> 00:44:24,759
Speaker 2: And I was all the way in Sacramento, so what

922
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:28,479
Speaker 2: are the chances? And I was not having a good set.

923
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:30,880
Speaker 2: I was drunk. At the end of that set, I

924
00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:35,320
Speaker 2: stepped off stage and the step rolled like a log

925
00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:37,960
Speaker 2: and I fell on it on my ass and it broke,

926
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:42,000
Speaker 2: and the box broke and there was nails and someone

927
00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:44,120
Speaker 2: tried to help me up, and I'm like, I'm fine,

928
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:47,960
Speaker 2: Like I it ended terribly. But when that happened, I

929
00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:50,400
Speaker 2: was like, it's your name. Did you go to school

930
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:54,200
Speaker 2: in Missoula, Montana? And he just shook his head no,

931
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:56,719
Speaker 2: And then it was this awkward moment. So I had

932
00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:59,400
Speaker 2: to manufacture or something out of it, and I said good.

933
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:03,720
Speaker 2: I hated that guy, and I recalled some things that happened.

934
00:45:03,719 --> 00:45:07,560
Speaker 2: He got his jaw broken once in a fight. I

935
00:45:07,719 --> 00:45:11,600
Speaker 2: just started rattling off things and I was glad they happened,

936
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:12,839
Speaker 2: just to.

937
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:15,080
Speaker 1: Trust you did yourself.

938
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:17,400
Speaker 2: Were at the end of the show, he came up

939
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:21,759
Speaker 2: and it was him and he's like, hey, Chris, and

940
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:24,960
Speaker 2: I'm like, you said, I didn't everything I said. I

941
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,200
Speaker 2: could tell from his face he knew that. I was

942
00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:31,120
Speaker 2: just working with the moment and it didn't really work.

943
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:34,520
Speaker 2: He wasn't mad, but his girlfriend really had Helen hunt face.

944
00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:39,040
Speaker 2: Her arms were crossed. And then he wrote a book

945
00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:42,360
Speaker 2: and sent it to me, and there's a whole the

946
00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:44,560
Speaker 2: end of the book is about that experience.

947
00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:45,359
Speaker 4: Oh my god.

948
00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:50,399
Speaker 2: And why because it was a book about his time

949
00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:53,360
Speaker 2: and travels. And I hate that I was the closer

950
00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:54,399
Speaker 2: on it.

951
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:57,520
Speaker 3: But I mean, like, what was he left with?

952
00:45:57,760 --> 00:45:59,800
Speaker 1: Did he like say like And that's when I realized

953
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:00,480
Speaker 1: not to lie.

954
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:03,399
Speaker 2: No, it was all yeah, it was right.

955
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:05,919
Speaker 4: That's why I wished, if you're ever in a comedy show,

956
00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:08,759
Speaker 4: just tell him God, he's going to go off.

957
00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:10,640
Speaker 1: He will rip you a new one.

958
00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:14,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a generally positive thing according to the books.

959
00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:15,359
Speaker 3: Oh good God.

960
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:19,399
Speaker 2: But I still even though he wasn't offended. I think

961
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:22,120
Speaker 2: about that sometimes It'll just flash in my brain and

962
00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:27,279
Speaker 2: I audibly sigh and flinch, like there's so many regretful

963
00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:29,160
Speaker 2: things that I just think about.

964
00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:30,920
Speaker 3: I did that with Riley Newton.

965
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:34,520
Speaker 1: I was in Portland for New Year's because my ex's

966
00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:38,200
Speaker 1: family's from there, and so we were just like walking

967
00:46:38,239 --> 00:46:41,640
Speaker 1: around downtown. We'd gone to dinner and with his friends

968
00:46:41,640 --> 00:46:47,200
Speaker 1: and whatever, and we go into this stand up show

969
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:50,120
Speaker 1: in a bar because one of the friend's little brothers

970
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:54,000
Speaker 1: started doing stand up and Riley Newton was the host,

971
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:56,640
Speaker 1: and so we go sit down so we can see

972
00:46:56,640 --> 00:46:59,040
Speaker 1: the brother do the set, and she's up there.

973
00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:00,360
Speaker 3: Oh no, sorry, she wasn't post.

974
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:03,560
Speaker 1: She was kind of the headliner, but she's like in

975
00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:06,000
Speaker 1: the middle of her I think she's the funniest ever

976
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:11,000
Speaker 1: such a legis and so like, but those jokes are

977
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:15,400
Speaker 1: so fucking sharp and original, and just I went over whatever.

978
00:47:15,719 --> 00:47:17,840
Speaker 1: So she was like doing these jokes and then she

979
00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:19,520
Speaker 1: looks at me and she goes, oh my god, does

980
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:23,040
Speaker 1: anyone ever tell you look like Karen Kilgarriff and and

981
00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:25,319
Speaker 1: I just went like, Riley, it's me.

982
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:29,600
Speaker 2: It's this person is about to do something vicious. He's fifteen.

983
00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:31,759
Speaker 2: He's fifteen, and he probably has a gun.

984
00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:38,239
Speaker 1: I just am driving too slow, of course, but so

985
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:42,720
Speaker 1: uh oh wow. So I was just like like nodding

986
00:47:42,719 --> 00:47:44,960
Speaker 1: my head at her, like it's me, Riley, it's me.

987
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:45,319
Speaker 4: Yeah.

988
00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:48,719
Speaker 1: And then she was so weirded out that like the

989
00:47:48,760 --> 00:47:50,640
Speaker 1: rest of her. She did like two more jokes and

990
00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:53,040
Speaker 1: she's like whatever, I'm not doing this, and then just

991
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:55,439
Speaker 1: like left and I went and I was like, I'm

992
00:47:55,480 --> 00:47:58,960
Speaker 1: so sorry. We were like, it's gonna sit in the back.

993
00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:00,000
Speaker 3: Whatever it was.

994
00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:02,360
Speaker 2: It was also the same that's like the same story

995
00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:05,120
Speaker 2: he was apologizing to me. Didn't know what to do

996
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:07,560
Speaker 2: in the moment. I didn't know what to do with it.

997
00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:09,600
Speaker 2: It's just and then I fell on my ass on

998
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:10,839
Speaker 2: a box and nails.

999
00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:14,279
Speaker 3: So added at least she got to see that.

1000
00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:17,720
Speaker 4: Yes, I remember back in the day, Riley. And also

1001
00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:22,560
Speaker 4: Chrissy Haberman. Chrissy Haberman. Oh, she might have been before

1002
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:23,920
Speaker 4: your time, Chris, No.

1003
00:48:24,040 --> 00:48:28,640
Speaker 2: She didn't. Amazing Drew barrymore impression into her.

1004
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:30,440
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you came out in like what two thousand

1005
00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:33,919
Speaker 4: and two or something. Yeah, she was still. Oh man,

1006
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:35,400
Speaker 4: she was incredible.

1007
00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:37,280
Speaker 3: She was so goddamn funny.

1008
00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:42,640
Speaker 4: There's been so many funny people. It's just like, yeah,

1009
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:45,560
Speaker 4: it's I saw Riley at the Whole Food Is not

1010
00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:48,440
Speaker 4: too long ago, and I don't think she's doing it anymore.

1011
00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:50,680
Speaker 4: I don't think she's doing comedy. I think that's what

1012
00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:52,480
Speaker 4: she said. I hope I'm right about that.

1013
00:48:52,719 --> 00:48:54,400
Speaker 1: She kind of was like said she wasn't going to

1014
00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:56,960
Speaker 1: do it anymore. And then I think when she because

1015
00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:00,000
Speaker 1: she moved for some other reason, and then I think

1016
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:02,319
Speaker 1: she was like, no, I have to do it, which

1017
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:03,840
Speaker 1: I was like, you do have to do it.

1018
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:05,240
Speaker 3: You are so funny.

1019
00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:08,960
Speaker 1: Gift, but also Chrissy, Okay, Chrissy Haberman. We used to

1020
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:12,239
Speaker 1: walk around the Hollywood Reservoir and there was one time

1021
00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:14,160
Speaker 1: where we were getting in the car to let go

1022
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:16,319
Speaker 1: do it, and then she goes, I'm gonna make a

1023
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:18,080
Speaker 1: T shirt that says at least I'm out here.

1024
00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:21,360
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1025
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:26,239
Speaker 4: That's so good, so cynical and so funny, so good.

1026
00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:28,640
Speaker 4: By the way, I had a foot in the mouth

1027
00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:33,120
Speaker 4: thing back in February of this year. I had these

1028
00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:38,759
Speaker 4: giant two inch tapes that you that you used to

1029
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:41,120
Speaker 4: record on, like like back when I was in high

1030
00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:43,200
Speaker 4: school and bands and stuff, and I hadn't listened to them.

1031
00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:46,080
Speaker 4: They're just collecting dusts. So I finally I looked around

1032
00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:50,279
Speaker 4: and found somebody who transfers them. But the guy he

1033
00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:52,080
Speaker 4: wouldn't talk to me on the phone. It was all

1034
00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:54,520
Speaker 4: just kind of cryptic email stuff. And I had to

1035
00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:58,000
Speaker 4: put this priceless these priceless tapes in his drop box.

1036
00:49:58,520 --> 00:50:01,840
Speaker 4: It wasn't even locked and all this other stuff. Anyway,

1037
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:04,800
Speaker 4: as it turns out, I got the files. Everything worked

1038
00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:06,719
Speaker 4: out great, and I was pretty happy with it. And

1039
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:09,640
Speaker 4: then I'm at this convention called the NAM Show where

1040
00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:12,360
Speaker 4: it's all music equipment people. Yeah, and I'm talking to

1041
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:16,560
Speaker 4: some guy and we're just ah no, and uh. I said,

1042
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:19,560
Speaker 4: uh yeah, I just got my two inch tapes digitized.

1043
00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:21,640
Speaker 4: And the guy's like, oh, yeah, next time, you should

1044
00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:24,120
Speaker 4: call me, because I do the same thing. I go, oh, yeah, no,

1045
00:50:24,239 --> 00:50:26,920
Speaker 4: I should have called you. This guy was freaking weird.

1046
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:29,080
Speaker 4: He just I had to put this stuff in a

1047
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:31,040
Speaker 4: box or something. And he's like, well, yeah, I mean

1048
00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:33,600
Speaker 4: I get that though, because they people don't necessarily want

1049
00:50:33,600 --> 00:50:36,480
Speaker 4: to sit and hanging. Uh. And then the more we

1050
00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:39,160
Speaker 4: started talking, he's like, I know a lot of the

1051
00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:41,279
Speaker 4: people to do this, Who where did you go? And

1052
00:50:41,320 --> 00:50:43,000
Speaker 4: I was like, I was down all the way down

1053
00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:46,359
Speaker 4: freaking Long Beach. He's like, well that's where I uh,

1054
00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:49,040
Speaker 4: that's where I live. Oh And it turned out that's

1055
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:51,400
Speaker 4: the guy he's on Pimento Drive.

1056
00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:54,600
Speaker 2: When I say weird, I mean he was.

1057
00:50:54,719 --> 00:51:00,480
Speaker 4: I mean you were great, like Austin, keep it weird. Yeah,

1058
00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:04,240
Speaker 4: he was a nose ring you know. Yeah, this stuff.

1059
00:51:04,719 --> 00:51:07,319
Speaker 2: I'm into clowns. I'm in I like it.

1060
00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:11,280
Speaker 1: Wacky and not locking things when you when it's important.

1061
00:51:11,440 --> 00:51:16,919
Speaker 2: My love that I love inconvenience, I love Uh yeah, man,

1062
00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:21,200
Speaker 2: I miss weird weird al. Who doesn't love weird al?

1063
00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:24,600
Speaker 2: It's the way I meant it. That's so funny.

1064
00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:27,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, it's oh no, anyway, I'm going to get

1065
00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:28,120
Speaker 4: some coffee.

1066
00:51:28,280 --> 00:51:31,600
Speaker 2: Oh you just had to walk away. Oh man, that's

1067
00:51:31,719 --> 00:51:35,000
Speaker 2: uh that would that would keep me up. That's a

1068
00:51:35,120 --> 00:51:35,640
Speaker 2: bad one.

1069
00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:37,640
Speaker 4: So many situations like that.

1070
00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:41,360
Speaker 2: But uh, good lord.

1071
00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:43,320
Speaker 4: Back to that del Taco.

1072
00:51:45,239 --> 00:51:48,640
Speaker 3: What's your order? I just ordered it the other night.

1073
00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:51,080
Speaker 4: I think the way that I ordered it Because we

1074
00:51:51,160 --> 00:51:53,640
Speaker 4: came out here in nineteen eighty and for one summer

1075
00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:56,799
Speaker 4: stayed at my mom's friend's place who lived right there

1076
00:51:56,920 --> 00:52:00,480
Speaker 4: by that del Taco and it was a trying run

1077
00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:03,879
Speaker 4: of la for my parents and uh we came from

1078
00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:08,839
Speaker 4: back East, and uh I remember ordering it like this.

1079
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:12,200
Speaker 4: I was like, what's that like creepy looking thing that's

1080
00:52:12,239 --> 00:52:14,719
Speaker 4: got like I said, creepy like it looked like a

1081
00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:15,319
Speaker 4: creep to me.

1082
00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:17,760
Speaker 2: So like in the eighties, you couldn't get a burrito

1083
00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:18,319
Speaker 2: in New York.

1084
00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:22,279
Speaker 4: No, no tacos talk. They had taco shells that you

1085
00:52:22,280 --> 00:52:23,760
Speaker 4: could buy at the supermarket.

1086
00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:27,799
Speaker 3: But no, you can barely get Mexican food in like

1087
00:52:27,840 --> 00:52:28,200
Speaker 3: New York.

1088
00:52:28,239 --> 00:52:31,120
Speaker 4: So no, yeah, you couldn't. I mean back to now,

1089
00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:35,799
Speaker 4: you probably sure. No. Back then it was completely foreign

1090
00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:37,640
Speaker 4: to me. But I was like, what is that stuffed

1091
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:40,920
Speaker 4: flowery goodness thing? I have to have that? And it

1092
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:42,560
Speaker 4: was good. It still is good to.

1093
00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:45,760
Speaker 2: It really is funny the best, I guess it makes sense.

1094
00:52:45,840 --> 00:52:50,120
Speaker 2: I had a roommate, Nonstin who we one day. He said,

1095
00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:53,200
Speaker 2: we had a party and there I had chips and

1096
00:52:53,239 --> 00:52:56,880
Speaker 2: saltsa and he put a chip with salts on it

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00:52:56,920 --> 00:52:59,520
Speaker 2: in his mouth and he said, wow, that's pretty good.

1098
00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:03,040
Speaker 2: I've never had had salsa before. And I almost lost

1099
00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:03,560
Speaker 2: my mind.

1100
00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:04,520
Speaker 4: I just didn't.

1101
00:53:04,600 --> 00:53:08,640
Speaker 2: I thought why you're lying? Why Why is your reaction

1102
00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:12,560
Speaker 2: not lining up with this lie? You just indifferently or

1103
00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:15,600
Speaker 2: have salta in your mouth for the first time. He

1104
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:19,120
Speaker 2: was from New Orleans. I'm like, there's gotta be salsa there.

1105
00:53:19,160 --> 00:53:22,120
Speaker 2: There's there's all kinds of spicy stuff going on. Yeah,

1106
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:25,360
Speaker 2: but I guess I guess they would just call.

1107
00:53:25,239 --> 00:53:30,880
Speaker 1: It sauce, remember Bob Bobby Collins bit soulsa saus souls.

1108
00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:34,000
Speaker 4: No, it's like when people say, yeah, I haven't I

1109
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:36,279
Speaker 4: have never seen Star Wars or whatever. Yeah, I can

1110
00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:38,480
Speaker 4: get that, but salsa.

1111
00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:41,839
Speaker 1: Salsa is pretty That means that you're only eating like

1112
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:47,200
Speaker 1: frozen dinners or something. You had a very specific weird Yeah,

1113
00:53:47,239 --> 00:53:49,480
Speaker 1: although what am I talking about? It's like growing up

1114
00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:54,960
Speaker 1: in California. It's the weirdest. Do you think I was

1115
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:57,640
Speaker 1: in northern California? Oh okay, So my parents like made

1116
00:53:57,680 --> 00:54:01,440
Speaker 1: guacamole and it was they were into wine in the seventies.

1117
00:54:01,560 --> 00:54:04,400
Speaker 1: Like there was a whole that life that's kind of

1118
00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:08,239
Speaker 1: Sunset magazine lifestyle right where I was like, how of

1119
00:54:08,239 --> 00:54:10,640
Speaker 1: course everyone has Mexican food all the time.

1120
00:54:10,760 --> 00:54:13,800
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think my mom always wanted to have stayed

1121
00:54:13,840 --> 00:54:18,400
Speaker 2: in California, so she was always and it was Sunset Magazine,

1122
00:54:18,440 --> 00:54:22,000
Speaker 2: all the recipes. Yeah, we had a FONDW thing when

1123
00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:26,280
Speaker 2: I was a kid. Let's talk about California fondw parties.

1124
00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:28,480
Speaker 2: You know how those always end up with tarps on

1125
00:54:28,480 --> 00:54:32,920
Speaker 2: the floor, everyone kissing. It was a California lifestyle because

1126
00:54:32,920 --> 00:54:35,720
Speaker 2: in Montana, I think just this year they got feta cheese.

1127
00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:36,800
Speaker 4: Wow.

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00:54:36,960 --> 00:54:42,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, we couldn't have brand new. They just got it.

1129
00:54:43,640 --> 00:54:47,920
Speaker 2: And yeah, I I I'm lucky to have It's just

1130
00:54:48,040 --> 00:54:53,279
Speaker 2: a you gotta have Sunset magazine. Yeah, okay, this guy,

1131
00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:54,880
Speaker 2: I don't have any money.

1132
00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:58,440
Speaker 4: The New York thing was, Uh, I don't want to

1133
00:54:58,480 --> 00:55:00,759
Speaker 4: bring up pizza again because I know it sets you off,

1134
00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:06,839
Speaker 4: but that takes place in a pizza place there. So

1135
00:55:06,920 --> 00:55:10,480
Speaker 4: Monday nights in when we were in Englewood, New Jersey,

1136
00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:15,560
Speaker 4: we was pizza Knight and we would always go to

1137
00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:17,880
Speaker 4: this place called Sonny's and we'd go there and they

1138
00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:20,239
Speaker 4: would always It was in Fort Lee, which was right

1139
00:55:20,280 --> 00:55:22,560
Speaker 4: next to us, which I think is where Anthony Boardine

1140
00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:26,239
Speaker 4: grew up. But I found that out way later. But

1141
00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:29,040
Speaker 4: sometimes I've fantasized about maybe I was waiting in line

1142
00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:33,120
Speaker 4: at Sunny's and twenty five year old Anthony Bourdaine was there.

1143
00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:38,959
Speaker 4: I don't know, but anyway, so yeah, so this guy,

1144
00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:40,920
Speaker 4: I guess it was Sonny but was there and he

1145
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:45,360
Speaker 4: had a giant like Italian afro with a big, giant

1146
00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:49,359
Speaker 4: like black mustache, black hair, and he would just sit

1147
00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:52,120
Speaker 4: there and he didn't speak a word of English, and

1148
00:55:52,200 --> 00:55:55,560
Speaker 4: you'd order, you know, we get a pizza pie and

1149
00:55:55,600 --> 00:55:57,759
Speaker 4: every Monday night that's what the family would do. And

1150
00:55:57,800 --> 00:55:59,759
Speaker 4: my dad would always go in there. My dad was

1151
00:55:59,760 --> 00:56:02,680
Speaker 4: a prey recognizable guy because he had a big, really

1152
00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:08,120
Speaker 4: thick head of white hair always and everybody always recognized

1153
00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:10,879
Speaker 4: him just you know, from across the street. Hey, that's

1154
00:56:10,920 --> 00:56:15,320
Speaker 4: a bill, all right. And so I went in about

1155
00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:18,040
Speaker 4: twenty years later to Englewood, New Jersey, and I was

1156
00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:20,360
Speaker 4: just looking around at everything and just going, oh, I

1157
00:56:20,360 --> 00:56:25,680
Speaker 4: remember that Cobblestone Street and then that's my elementary school,

1158
00:56:25,680 --> 00:56:27,799
Speaker 4: and this is crazy. Oh Sonny's Pizza. I gotta go

1159
00:56:27,840 --> 00:56:29,600
Speaker 4: into Sonny's Pizza. I was with a friend of mine.

1160
00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:33,040
Speaker 4: I think I was probably about thirty at the time,

1161
00:56:33,719 --> 00:56:36,360
Speaker 4: and I go in there and there it is. There's

1162
00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:40,000
Speaker 4: Sonny's Pizza and it's got the one guy, same exact

1163
00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:44,239
Speaker 4: guy there, nobody else, but it's he's got white hair

1164
00:56:44,320 --> 00:56:47,920
Speaker 4: now everything else is the same. Giant white mustache, white afro.

1165
00:56:48,680 --> 00:56:51,879
Speaker 4: And he's sitting there and I go, hey, how's it going.

1166
00:56:51,960 --> 00:56:54,000
Speaker 4: You know, you probably don't remember, or maybe you do.

1167
00:56:54,120 --> 00:56:55,960
Speaker 4: I don't know. My family used to come here all

1168
00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:57,880
Speaker 4: the time. My dad would come in and get pizza.

1169
00:56:57,880 --> 00:57:00,359
Speaker 4: I don't know if you remember my dad. And then

1170
00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:02,719
Speaker 4: I pulled out in my wallet at the time, I

1171
00:57:02,719 --> 00:57:04,759
Speaker 4: had a family picture, and I showed a picture of

1172
00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:09,160
Speaker 4: my dad and uh, I'll never forget. The guy Sonny

1173
00:57:09,239 --> 00:57:13,120
Speaker 4: or whatever looks at the picture and he goes, oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

1174
00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:20,800
Speaker 4: I remember you want pizza. Not one for a nostalgia.

1175
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:22,840
Speaker 4: I remember that guy from twenty years ago. All right,

1176
00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:23,480
Speaker 4: what are we doing here?

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00:57:24,120 --> 00:57:26,360
Speaker 3: You I'm not going to talk about your dad all

1178
00:57:26,840 --> 00:57:28,000
Speaker 3: just trying to play it cool.

1179
00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:31,280
Speaker 2: Your dad is the reasoning every day try it kept

1180
00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:31,960
Speaker 2: his hair white.

1181
00:57:32,080 --> 00:57:35,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like that's my idol. Yeah, but I was

1182
00:57:35,720 --> 00:57:38,400
Speaker 4: like getting goosebumps and just seeing stuff that I haven't

1183
00:57:38,440 --> 00:57:40,680
Speaker 4: seen in twenty years. Instead, I didn't give a shit.

1184
00:57:41,400 --> 00:57:44,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, why doesn't he care? Why doesn't Funny care?

1185
00:57:44,080 --> 00:57:48,320
Speaker 1: About you more. Yeah, I know, damn it. Well, Henry,

1186
00:57:48,320 --> 00:57:49,800
Speaker 1: do you have anything to plug.

1187
00:57:49,960 --> 00:57:52,400
Speaker 2: You're talking about it?

1188
00:57:52,680 --> 00:57:55,520
Speaker 4: Well, that's a screenplay, and it's a long way from

1189
00:57:55,520 --> 00:57:58,080
Speaker 4: a screenplay of course to a movie. But uh we

1190
00:57:58,080 --> 00:57:59,800
Speaker 4: we do have a screenplay. We did a reading for

1191
00:57:59,840 --> 00:58:03,560
Speaker 4: it the other night. It went, in my opinion, very well.

1192
00:58:05,160 --> 00:58:10,720
Speaker 4: My full time job now is Henry's kitchen, and so

1193
00:58:11,040 --> 00:58:15,000
Speaker 4: I teach people how to cook twice a week on Twitch.

1194
00:58:15,840 --> 00:58:18,640
Speaker 4: And people are confused about Twitch, but you don't need

1195
00:58:18,680 --> 00:58:21,000
Speaker 4: an account or anything. If you want to chat, you can,

1196
00:58:21,120 --> 00:58:23,520
Speaker 4: but just show up like it's YouTube and just watch.

1197
00:58:24,040 --> 00:58:28,080
Speaker 4: You can either watch the previously recorded ones or every

1198
00:58:28,120 --> 00:58:31,200
Speaker 4: Wednesday at eleven am, I did one this morning, and

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00:58:31,280 --> 00:58:35,080
Speaker 4: every Sunday at noon I do a two hour live

1200
00:58:35,160 --> 00:58:38,120
Speaker 4: stream where I do songs and I chat with people

1201
00:58:38,120 --> 00:58:42,720
Speaker 4: and I teach a dish and yeah, and most of

1202
00:58:42,760 --> 00:58:45,640
Speaker 4: it's chatting. Most of them are insulting me. But that's

1203
00:58:45,680 --> 00:58:48,640
Speaker 4: okay because I get paid by the minute. And people

1204
00:58:48,640 --> 00:58:51,560
Speaker 4: will be like, wow, you fucked this thing up, just

1205
00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:53,600
Speaker 4: like you did everything else in your stupid life, and

1206
00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:55,480
Speaker 4: I'm like, yeah, I put too much salt.

1207
00:58:55,320 --> 00:58:57,560
Speaker 2: Isn't that Because they know you're doing a character and

1208
00:58:57,560 --> 00:59:01,440
Speaker 2: they're not really insulting that point sort of the jig is.

1209
00:59:01,360 --> 00:59:03,760
Speaker 1: Out the yeah they know what's going down.

1210
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:06,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, but but I have a blast doing it. And

1211
00:59:06,480 --> 00:59:09,240
Speaker 4: then I also if if people don't like Twitch, you

1212
00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:12,040
Speaker 4: can go to YouTube and just go to hen Lips.

1213
00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:16,080
Speaker 4: But I have in a word and yeah, or I

1214
00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:19,200
Speaker 4: think it's Henry Phillips is the YouTube channel, but in

1215
00:59:19,280 --> 00:59:22,280
Speaker 4: a word, you can go to Henry's dot kitchen and

1216
00:59:22,320 --> 00:59:24,640
Speaker 4: that's like my link tree. That's got everything you ever

1217
00:59:24,720 --> 00:59:25,640
Speaker 4: need to know about me.

1218
00:59:26,120 --> 00:59:28,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's my favorite. Even the book that you did

1219
00:59:30,280 --> 00:59:36,400
Speaker 2: was so funny. I just love sheer sarcasm and people

1220
00:59:36,760 --> 00:59:42,680
Speaker 2: because there's no doubt, Like when didn't Snoop Dogg retweet it? Yeah,

1221
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:46,480
Speaker 2: and you have to assume he thought you were a

1222
00:59:46,480 --> 00:59:47,720
Speaker 2: real person.

1223
00:59:47,680 --> 00:59:50,000
Speaker 4: Or he might have or he might have been more

1224
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:54,400
Speaker 4: with it, but his audience did, right, That's.

1225
00:59:53,680 --> 00:59:55,520
Speaker 2: What I mean to say. He was been on it,

1226
00:59:55,560 --> 00:59:56,400
Speaker 2: but his audience.

1227
00:59:56,560 --> 00:59:59,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, but also his audience is what one hundred million people?

1228
01:00:00,120 --> 01:00:03,080
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I mean like yeah, it's just basically just

1229
01:00:03,280 --> 01:00:04,080
Speaker 4: the people.

1230
01:00:04,040 --> 01:00:06,160
Speaker 1: Y, just everybody.

1231
01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:09,640
Speaker 4: And that's but it's hard to be sarcastic all the time.

1232
01:00:09,680 --> 01:00:13,640
Speaker 4: Because in this new thing, everything is algorithms and stuff.

1233
01:00:13,720 --> 01:00:18,520
Speaker 4: So YouTube is afraid to send my stuff out because

1234
01:00:18,520 --> 01:00:22,560
Speaker 4: it's sort of like, well, it says he's cooking wienie

1235
01:00:22,600 --> 01:00:25,920
Speaker 4: bites and for a party, But when we send it

1236
01:00:25,960 --> 01:00:29,080
Speaker 4: out to people that are interested in learning recipes, they

1237
01:00:29,120 --> 01:00:32,080
Speaker 4: turn it off after ten seconds. It's kind of hard

1238
01:00:32,080 --> 01:00:35,280
Speaker 4: to be like spinal tap type humor. Like they had

1239
01:00:35,360 --> 01:00:36,880
Speaker 4: fun with it. They were like, oh, I hope people

1240
01:00:36,920 --> 01:00:39,680
Speaker 4: think I'm a real band and everything, but now it

1241
01:00:39,760 --> 01:00:43,200
Speaker 4: really works against you that the algorithms are like afraid

1242
01:00:43,280 --> 01:00:46,000
Speaker 4: to push you because they don't want people going, hey,

1243
01:00:46,040 --> 01:00:47,040
Speaker 4: this isn't what it says.

1244
01:00:47,080 --> 01:00:49,440
Speaker 1: It's I hate to tell you this, but and I

1245
01:00:49,440 --> 01:00:51,439
Speaker 1: hate that I know this, but you know it's all

1246
01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:53,720
Speaker 1: in the thumbnail and the way you make that that

1247
01:00:54,200 --> 01:00:58,120
Speaker 1: opening graphic. Okay, that'll get you where you need to be,

1248
01:00:58,720 --> 01:01:00,280
Speaker 1: but you don't need to be on YouTube. It's sounds

1249
01:01:00,320 --> 01:01:01,720
Speaker 1: like Twitch is doing it for you.

1250
01:01:01,800 --> 01:01:04,800
Speaker 4: Twitch is great. I also don't need to have money.

1251
01:01:04,840 --> 01:01:08,640
Speaker 4: I just all I've ever needed was maybe about like

1252
01:01:08,800 --> 01:01:11,680
Speaker 4: twenty three thousand dollars a year. Yah, you're stay you

1253
01:01:11,760 --> 01:01:12,840
Speaker 4: don't have kids.

1254
01:01:12,560 --> 01:01:13,600
Speaker 2: Primarily a drifter.

1255
01:01:14,040 --> 01:01:17,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, but uh if it's if it means I got

1256
01:01:17,320 --> 01:01:19,560
Speaker 4: to have a whole thumbnail and all kinds of stuff,

1257
01:01:19,560 --> 01:01:21,960
Speaker 4: forget it. Yeah, I'll just go ahead and keep doing

1258
01:01:21,960 --> 01:01:22,480
Speaker 4: what I'm doing.

1259
01:01:24,360 --> 01:01:27,960
Speaker 3: Well, please do the easiest version of anything forever.

1260
01:01:28,480 --> 01:01:29,840
Speaker 2: Yes, that's my plan.

1261
01:01:30,160 --> 01:01:32,880
Speaker 1: And Henry, I've missed you. It's been too long.

1262
01:01:33,120 --> 01:01:36,280
Speaker 4: Oh it's great to hang with you guys. And uh yeah,

1263
01:01:36,400 --> 01:01:40,280
Speaker 4: Karen again you you've always killed me so many times

1264
01:01:40,320 --> 01:01:44,720
Speaker 4: through so many years. And Chris too, But Chris already knows.

1265
01:01:44,840 --> 01:01:47,200
Speaker 2: Right, we have Henry and I have this pat It

1266
01:01:47,320 --> 01:01:49,880
Speaker 2: was a normal routine prison to drink at the improv.

1267
01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:53,280
Speaker 2: He had a fold up futon mattress under his bed

1268
01:01:53,480 --> 01:01:55,800
Speaker 2: and I would sleep over. It was a given. I

1269
01:01:55,880 --> 01:01:58,600
Speaker 2: we would have sleepover. It's pretty much every weekend adult

1270
01:01:58,680 --> 01:02:02,880
Speaker 2: man watching you videos, watching old rock videos. And it

1271
01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:04,320
Speaker 2: was the best time ever.

1272
01:02:04,440 --> 01:02:05,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, the best.

1273
01:02:05,480 --> 01:02:10,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, so we'll do all sleepoverhe she don't care. Yeah.

1274
01:02:10,680 --> 01:02:13,120
Speaker 4: And Karen, I remember that that one tweet that you

1275
01:02:13,160 --> 01:02:16,440
Speaker 4: did that I think of all the time, when you said,

1276
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:21,680
Speaker 4: anytime someone shows me their family portrait, I just for fun,

1277
01:02:21,720 --> 01:02:23,680
Speaker 4: I look at the mom and I point to the

1278
01:02:23,680 --> 01:02:30,120
Speaker 4: mom and say, oh, who's that psychopath? That's just so great.

1279
01:02:31,360 --> 01:02:32,480
Speaker 3: I don't remember that at all.

1280
01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:36,240
Speaker 4: You just can't like it can never go wrong. Every

1281
01:02:36,280 --> 01:02:38,720
Speaker 4: time I see a photo of a family, I'm just like,

1282
01:02:38,800 --> 01:02:40,840
Speaker 4: that would be so poor. Moms.

1283
01:02:41,200 --> 01:02:45,360
Speaker 2: They just always look like Henry has always remembered other

1284
01:02:45,360 --> 01:02:47,680
Speaker 2: people's jokes better than they remember.

1285
01:02:47,320 --> 01:02:48,560
Speaker 1: Their own jokes.

1286
01:02:48,880 --> 01:02:51,960
Speaker 2: One's a thing to end on. I love you, Boddy,

1287
01:02:51,960 --> 01:02:52,720
Speaker 2: and thank you.

1288
01:02:52,840 --> 01:02:54,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, thanks for being here.

1289
01:02:54,200 --> 01:02:56,040
Speaker 4: Absolutely, you guys are staying in here.

1290
01:02:56,200 --> 01:02:58,800
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I just just long enough for me to say,

1291
01:02:58,840 --> 01:03:02,840
Speaker 2: you've been listening to you need a ride, dyan Ar.

1292
01:03:10,080 --> 01:03:12,520
Speaker 5: This has been an exactly Right production.

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01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:15,280
Speaker 3: Our senior producer is Analise Nelson.

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01:03:15,640 --> 01:03:17,080
Speaker 5: Mixed by Edson Choy.

1295
01:03:17,480 --> 01:03:19,360
Speaker 3: Our talent booker is Patrick Coottner.

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01:03:19,640 --> 01:03:21,560
Speaker 5: Theme song by Karen Kilgarriff.

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01:03:22,040 --> 01:03:23,440
Speaker 3: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks.

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01:03:23,680 --> 01:03:26,760
Speaker 1: Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook at dinar

1299
01:03:26,880 --> 01:03:29,960
Speaker 1: podcast That's d y Nar Podcast.

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01:03:30,400 --> 01:03:33,960
Speaker 2: For more information, go to exactly Rightmedia dot com.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, Oh You're welcome