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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the

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Speaker 1: subject we need Daddy to act his age. Okay, we'll

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Speaker 1: get into that right after this, but right now the

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Speaker 1: nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What you

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Speaker 1: got for his naf Schirlette Collin Jr. You cannot be

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Speaker 1: a king of prank if you do not prank a

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Speaker 1: king of comedy. It just won't work. So you got you.

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Speaker 1: You can't be a king of prank if you can't

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Speaker 1: prank a king of comedy. Ladies and gentlemen. Legend dairy

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Speaker 1: nephew taught me at its best, Steve Harvey, y'all here

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Speaker 1: it is, So what did you say saying you right now?

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Speaker 1: Did he turn on everybody with me? Man? Ain't my book?

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Speaker 1: That day? On book? Put him on the phone next.

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Speaker 1: I always Steve at writing about you all on me?

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Speaker 1: He told it all my boys. He's telling on everybody. Man.

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Speaker 1: His book ain't got nothing to do with you, man, No, no,

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Speaker 1: nobody's book. Dou got something to do with me? Because

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Speaker 1: everything that Steve didn learn if he was growing up

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Speaker 1: from the hood telling on everybody and I'm taught of this.

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Speaker 1: He ought to go somewhere and sit down. No, you

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Speaker 1: gotta get right with your girl. If he's stowing my girl,

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Speaker 1: he ain't got no business coming in my house in

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Speaker 1: my car telling every damn thing. So hello, who? Who

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Speaker 1: who is this? What is it? Hold on? Man? This

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey? Who is this? This is your tea? Man?

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Speaker 1: Listen here, man. Okay, I'm gonna phone with your nephew

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Speaker 1: and I'm just saying this to you. Steve. Okay, all

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Speaker 1: up to you, dude. I see you on the front

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Speaker 1: of essence. I see you on the on the family field,

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Speaker 1: on your radio show. So why don't you go somewhere

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Speaker 1: and sit out and quit telling on everybody what I

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Speaker 1: mean it on everything? Steve, I'm riding the car with

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Speaker 1: my family. I gotta turn my radio off because you're

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Speaker 1: telling game we grow out sticking together. If I'm running

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Speaker 1: the middle game to make my hands me or whatever

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Speaker 1: it is, that's my good. You ain't gonna hold on

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Speaker 1: hold old women. First of all, I don't know who

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Speaker 1: you are. I know you're going. I know who you are,

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Speaker 1: and we listen to the show. Had first thing you're

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Speaker 1: gonna do, don't back up a little bit dull because

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Speaker 1: you're talking to me crazy. If there ain't nobody scared

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Speaker 1: to you because you got money, if you ain't got

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Speaker 1: nothing doing no money, and I ain't gonna be too

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Speaker 1: many listen, it's just enjoy your life. You find the

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Speaker 1: perfect white now you you found the perfect person, the

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Speaker 1: perfect relationship. Okay, that's good. God, plemen, hold no God

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Speaker 1: in this. Leave God out of this because you ain't

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Speaker 1: calling from the God. Ain't gonna s people killing me

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Speaker 1: with that part right there, God bless you. Don't throw God.

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Speaker 1: You don't want God bless me because you're talking too

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Speaker 1: crazy to me. That's for starters right there. But since

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Speaker 1: you're talking crazy to me, let me turn you onto

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Speaker 1: something you don't that running game. That's your problem. Run

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Speaker 1: your game. You can't get mad at me because I'm

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Speaker 1: doing what I do to man all kill me. You

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Speaker 1: out there doing what you want to do, like you

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Speaker 1: all of this right here. Then you're coming to me

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Speaker 1: because I'm trying to empower somebody. I don't give a

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Speaker 1: damn about you. Man, see on how you want to

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Speaker 1: feel about me. But what you ain't gonna do though,

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Speaker 1: it's talk to me like you Craig, because I ain't mine.

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Speaker 1: Let's make the player feel fail. Okay. You got the airwaves,

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Speaker 1: you got the microphone, you got the ability to touch

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Speaker 1: a lot of people. Okay, and you're just telling you're

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Speaker 1: a walk keeps talking. Hold of hold on. This ain't

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Speaker 1: got nothing to do with the air ways. This ain't

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Speaker 1: got nothing doing with the media. This just me and

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Speaker 1: you talking. I talk to you personally, perstantly, me and

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Speaker 1: you can talk and talk like me. And then you

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Speaker 1: call you're talking all this yead see his people like you, man, dog,

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Speaker 1: You know why I wrote a book in the first place,

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Speaker 1: because you're always somewhere trying to act like you're something

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Speaker 1: that you want. Now you've got the sauce on the phone.

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Speaker 1: Now you're trying to mank about money and to me,

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Speaker 1: this just me and you're just two men talking, not

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Speaker 1: what you want. And if it's two and then talking

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Speaker 1: in from one man to another, whytch. You just go

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Speaker 1: I ain't going sitting down, No, damn where you can

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Speaker 1: And who are you anyway? You ain't even doing nothing?

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Speaker 1: And don't tell me I ain't doing nothing. I tell

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Speaker 1: you what I am doing. I'm trying to do something.

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Speaker 1: Every time I take a step, you take two steps.

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Speaker 1: I can't hang Hey man, what kid? Hey ye? You

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Speaker 1: don't kill me? Why don't you quit trying and do something?

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Speaker 1: You won't killing me? Man? With that on you trying

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Speaker 1: to do something? Why don't you do something? Dog, you

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Speaker 1: shoul't have been here talking to me about what you're trying.

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Speaker 1: You tell us selling that same thing to your people.

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Speaker 1: You're trying, wunning your tie me and trying still when

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Speaker 1: you're gonna do something. I'm doing something right now. You're

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Speaker 1: talking to me on the flower. You could be improving

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Speaker 1: your relationship with your girl or whoever you trying to

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Speaker 1: get it together. But you're on the phone with me

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Speaker 1: complaining because I wrote a book. Then don't read the

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Speaker 1: damn book. You probably ain't read it. No, way and

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Speaker 1: don't watch the TV show. You probably ain't work them

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Speaker 1: enough to play the bill. Noh, I let me wait

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Speaker 1: a minute. Do you don't know nothing about me? Okay,

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Speaker 1: you don't know nothing about my finances? You know what

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Speaker 1: I mean? I want about your finances. This about you

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Speaker 1: as a man. Man, If you don't want y'all kimmy,

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Speaker 1: what y'all do to me? What y'all do to me?

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Speaker 1: Y'all always talking to me on the email somewhere, you're

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Speaker 1: always on the blog talking about me. You don't even

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Speaker 1: know me. Then when you give me face to face,

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Speaker 1: you want to bring up money. This concepts ain't got

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Speaker 1: nothing to do about money. I ain't brought them money

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Speaker 1: one time. It's about man who now, why don't you

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Speaker 1: do that right there? But men enough, Steve, it ain't

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Speaker 1: about money now because you guy, Okay, because your guy

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Speaker 1: when you was broke, I bet that when you're at it,

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Speaker 1: just want though, Hey, man, just went to when I

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Speaker 1: was broke, I was working. I wasn't sitting on the

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Speaker 1: phone crying to some other men. By what he's making

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Speaker 1: me feel with my wife. Yeah, time I take a

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Speaker 1: step forward, you got me taking two step on. That's

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Speaker 1: why you ain't taking step. I'll tell you something, because

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Speaker 1: you got Frank though I do Pregny, I just uncle

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Speaker 1: see usband play. Oh oh god, god dog man. You

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Speaker 1: got got Steve Harvey do some commonation, scallet trying and

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Speaker 1: just the part that I'm disappointed in there was. I

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Speaker 1: guess I was figured. I was trying to talk to him,

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Speaker 1: but help him. I don't know how I didn't just cus.

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Speaker 1: But but Temmy was so happy. I remember this day

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Speaker 1: he came busting in the studio. I got him, I

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Speaker 1: got him, I got him. What what are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: Real dough, I can tell in a couple of places

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Speaker 1: you did for my sake, you added out a couple

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Speaker 1: of curse words. It was a coupling because I know

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Speaker 1: good well it was three places in there where clearly

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Speaker 1: that is no way I didn't say one of my

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Speaker 1: but you took it out because I said, man, I

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Speaker 1: on a motivational speaker on him, and you know that's

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Speaker 1: not really what you wanted. Yeah, because because Sherlett, I know,

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Speaker 1: I know three parts I could tell where Tommy had

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Speaker 1: edited because I said something to this boy, but you

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Speaker 1: had just got you know, you know, the big fairly

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Speaker 1: picky brand. Tommy. You know what this means. You know

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Speaker 1: You know that last plank, I almost got somebody and

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Speaker 1: I'm not doing it no. All right, thinking that you

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Speaker 1: coming up next Strawberry letter for today, the subject we

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Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning

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