WEBVTT - "Pigs Are My Jam!" With Renee Gauthier 0:00:00.600 --> 0:00:03.080 I don't know what I did wrong. I don't know 0:00:03.120 --> 0:00:07.080 what I did wrong. This is Anie Peppertone and I'm 0:00:07.120 --> 0:00:13.800 in the Caribbean. I just watched the episode is a Bachelor, 0:00:14.040 --> 0:00:17.360 and I'm here with Olivia. Olivia is on the beach 0:00:17.480 --> 0:00:21.200 with me. I hope you've seen this episode before you 0:00:21.280 --> 0:00:25.560 listen to this. Olivia got eliminated and I happened to 0:00:25.600 --> 0:00:30.960 be in the Caribbean. I'm in the Caribbean. I'm just 0:00:31.440 --> 0:00:34.800 what I'm doing in the Caribbean is I'm swimming with pigs. 0:00:35.040 --> 0:00:39.560 I got a brochure that said you can swim with 0:00:39.760 --> 0:00:45.880 pigs and have a good life. And then I saw 0:00:45.920 --> 0:00:50.400 Olivia and I know that she's an anchor woman. She's 0:00:50.440 --> 0:00:56.240 an anchor woman who quit her job in Alaska to 0:00:56.520 --> 0:01:02.080 be on the Bachelor with Ben. And just because Bed 0:01:02.800 --> 0:01:07.000 is a blank slate that doesn't have a personality doesn't 0:01:07.120 --> 0:01:12.240 mean that he can't be loved and fucked to death. 0:01:14.080 --> 0:01:19.080 Oh my god. When I realized from watching this show 0:01:19.880 --> 0:01:27.760 is that the American Empire is crumbling because the stupidity 0:01:28.040 --> 0:01:33.440 that's involved with this show goes beyond anything that anyone 0:01:33.520 --> 0:01:37.280 could have dreamed of. The People who created the Bachelor. 0:01:38.000 --> 0:01:41.839 They should be shot. They should be taken out and shot. 0:01:41.840 --> 0:01:44.000 And if there is a revolution in this country that 0:01:44.080 --> 0:01:50.680 hopefully Bernie Sander's his leading, then I think that one 0:01:50.680 --> 0:01:54.440 of the first things if Bernie is elected is to 0:01:54.600 --> 0:01:58.480 take people like the creators of The Bachelor, who feed 0:01:58.480 --> 0:02:05.559 America this garbage, this utter emotional shit, this fake emotion 0:02:06.680 --> 0:02:10.920 that fills a hole in their lives. They call it 0:02:10.960 --> 0:02:15.760 a guilty pleasure, but it's not. It's just horrible. And 0:02:15.880 --> 0:02:19.280 I just want to say, let me get Olivia. Olivia's 0:02:19.320 --> 0:02:22.440 over here. Olivia came here and talked to Art and 0:02:22.680 --> 0:02:30.920 and Aaron. Olivia camere cave here, Olivia, Olivia, please come here. Olivia, 0:02:31.120 --> 0:02:35.160 just talk to Art. Olivia doesn't want to talk. But anyway, 0:02:35.200 --> 0:02:37.680 I'm in the Caribbean. It's very windy and I'm swimming 0:02:37.680 --> 0:02:41.520 with pigs, and I just want to say that I 0:02:41.600 --> 0:02:44.520 can't believe I have to watch another episode of this show. 0:02:45.080 --> 0:02:52.639 This is Anie Peppertone saying goodbye, no entering nice dot com. 0:02:53.000 --> 0:03:08.800 Oh yeah, so Star, will you accept this role? Yes, 0:03:10.320 --> 0:03:23.880 you accept this Rose too? Yes, here you accept this rule. 0:03:27.240 --> 0:03:29.679 That's a shout out to Mark Rivers. Shout out to 0:03:29.760 --> 0:03:33.880 Mark Rivers. Who that mean. I don't know if I've 0:03:33.919 --> 0:03:36.320 given him enough props on this podcast, but that is 0:03:37.280 --> 0:03:40.280 that is one of the genius Mark Rivers. Hello, welcome 0:03:40.320 --> 0:03:42.800 to Will you Accept This? Rose? I believe? Episode seven? 0:03:43.680 --> 0:03:46.080 Um we are this is Arta Marine. I am here 0:03:46.120 --> 0:03:49.840 with my co host Aaron Foley, and I'm sorry, I 0:03:49.840 --> 0:03:53.560 thought you were going to say hello. We have a 0:03:53.720 --> 0:03:57.200 very special guest in the house who is a Bachelor 0:03:57.320 --> 0:03:59.640 super fan and I've actually watched an episode with her 0:03:59.680 --> 0:04:01.400 before and I can vouch for the fact that she's 0:04:01.480 --> 0:04:09.640 into it. Miss didn't we watch the first episode watched 0:04:10.680 --> 0:04:14.440 you guys? Can I just say, I feel like, um, 0:04:14.640 --> 0:04:17.599 you really might have gotten the best episode yet to 0:04:17.600 --> 0:04:20.800 come in on I it's a lit it was well, 0:04:20.839 --> 0:04:25.680 it was already like promoted as the most shocking I 0:04:25.800 --> 0:04:30.440 know Bachelor, you know what the season or that. I 0:04:30.600 --> 0:04:33.880 feel like Chris Harrison was trying to you know what, 0:04:34.120 --> 0:04:36.360 it can't be ever, because it's got to me and 0:04:36.400 --> 0:04:38.320 in a few seasons that I've watched, it's got to 0:04:38.320 --> 0:04:40.880 be heard getting at it with Nick and then the 0:04:41.000 --> 0:04:43.000 off cameramons that we heard had to be the most 0:04:43.000 --> 0:04:45.080 That was to me the most shocking. You mean the 0:04:45.240 --> 0:04:48.000 sound f's Yeah, this second was just like a soundtrack 0:04:48.040 --> 0:04:51.960 of and it was just like whereas when I Make Love, 0:04:52.000 --> 0:04:58.400 I saw like this, get it, get it. It's very 0:04:58.640 --> 0:05:01.480 very aggressive of UM, oh my god, you guys, did 0:05:01.480 --> 0:05:03.440 you have nice weeks? Did everybody have a nice week 0:05:03.640 --> 0:05:06.120 before we get going? I mean, this really was my highlight. 0:05:06.160 --> 0:05:08.600 I'm not gonna la on Tuesday. I feel like it 0:05:09.040 --> 0:05:13.880 last weekend, this week, this week, Tuesday, super Bowl, super Bowl. 0:05:14.240 --> 0:05:16.960 Chris Martin never looked whiter and he's already looked pretty white. 0:05:16.960 --> 0:05:20.040 But you, I mean, thank god, bless Bruno Mars and Beyonce. 0:05:20.120 --> 0:05:22.920 Thank god. I have a sport my sports podcast right 0:05:22.960 --> 0:05:25.880 after this because I can't even contain myself. You get 0:05:26.120 --> 0:05:31.760 the Mike four World seventies. I um made it to 0:05:31.760 --> 0:05:34.480 a Super Bowl party later. I missed the halftime show 0:05:34.520 --> 0:05:38.279 and I recorded it. I did see a snippet of 0:05:38.360 --> 0:05:42.040 Chris Martin like jive walking between beyond and I was like, 0:05:42.040 --> 0:05:45.279 what it was? It was Mike Lawrence. Mike Lawrence the 0:05:45.279 --> 0:05:48.680 comedian had such a good Instagram. He had a there 0:05:48.760 --> 0:05:50.320 was a picture of the three of them, and he 0:05:50.360 --> 0:05:52.440 said he felt like it was the most elaborate set 0:05:52.520 --> 0:05:54.960 up for the difference between white people and black people. 0:05:55.080 --> 0:05:58.479 Joke like that literally was like you're just watching it 0:05:58.520 --> 0:06:00.120 and it's like, oh my god, white people are so 0:06:00.240 --> 0:06:02.880 much lamer, Like we're such lamer. He was in a 0:06:02.960 --> 0:06:06.040 deep lunge. Oh my god, like trying to get in there, 0:06:06.839 --> 0:06:11.840 you know, because like you put anyone up right and white, black, whatever, right. 0:06:11.960 --> 0:06:16.200 Obviously white is more. The disparities is huger. But then 0:06:16.240 --> 0:06:19.159 you you turn to Beyonce. He was like other world 0:06:19.240 --> 0:06:21.960 lady on heels on natural grass, Like you're just like 0:06:22.040 --> 0:06:26.159 forgetting you're right, and you're like, I can't. I don't 0:06:26.240 --> 0:06:30.440 want to disrespect because and you get the Beyonce army. 0:06:30.920 --> 0:06:34.800 Get that army, Like again she's on the halftime. I'll 0:06:34.839 --> 0:06:38.640 take every time half time. I love him. There another person. 0:06:39.000 --> 0:06:42.160 I think Carolina needed Beyonce on the right. You know what. 0:06:42.240 --> 0:06:44.159 I loved that they couldn't move the ball. I kind 0:06:44.160 --> 0:06:47.400 of say, but my Bruno Mars, my mother, Janna Marine, 0:06:47.880 --> 0:06:49.960 she has a lady boner for Bruno Mars that started 0:06:49.960 --> 0:06:51.720 at the Super Bowl two years ago. And I got 0:06:51.760 --> 0:06:54.080 a lot of texts about a lot of texts coming 0:06:54.120 --> 0:06:56.000 in about Bruno Mars, and I was like, well, Beyonce 0:06:56.080 --> 0:06:58.360 also did it and she went back, but mostly Bruno Mars. 0:06:58.400 --> 0:07:00.880 It was like, you know, all right, she love Katy Perry. 0:07:00.960 --> 0:07:03.760 Last year she texted me, she said, Katy Perry with 0:07:03.839 --> 0:07:07.840 her friends Missy Elliott and uh and Lenny Kravitz were 0:07:07.880 --> 0:07:12.840 wonderful with her friends, with her friends personal friends, Missy Elliott, 0:07:12.920 --> 0:07:15.960 I guess she did do it. Uh last Friday Night remix, 0:07:16.040 --> 0:07:18.520 by the way, when Missy Elliott came back last year, 0:07:18.560 --> 0:07:20.320 and then we can get going. But when she came back, 0:07:20.320 --> 0:07:23.239 it's like, girl, where have you been? You're still awesome 0:07:23.280 --> 0:07:25.520 and you're bringing stuff. I'm sure kids who were watching 0:07:25.560 --> 0:07:27.600 we're like, who's this lady killing it? And it's like 0:07:28.200 --> 0:07:30.520 she was still just as bad ass, like don't ever 0:07:30.600 --> 0:07:38.080 leave us again. Yes, her new video is very good. 0:07:38.400 --> 0:07:39.960 I do want to tell you the Super Bowl party 0:07:40.000 --> 0:07:45.800 I went to, Nick Vile was there, our producer Katie's eyes. 0:07:45.840 --> 0:07:49.000 She loved him. Katie loves him. So I got a 0:07:49.000 --> 0:07:51.480 text from a friend. Why wasn't I called immediate? Why 0:07:51.480 --> 0:07:54.080 it wasn't I Can I say something? Though? She texted me, 0:07:54.120 --> 0:07:57.520 she goes, Nick Vile is here. This is from The 0:07:57.560 --> 0:08:00.440 Bachelorette Guys, in case You're out of the Brass Caitlin 0:08:00.600 --> 0:08:05.200 to Pure Delicious off camera sex. Yeah, he made that. 0:08:05.280 --> 0:08:08.840 He made the hot sound happen. Something happened. Yeah. And 0:08:09.680 --> 0:08:12.160 at first I was like who what because I don't 0:08:12.160 --> 0:08:16.840 remember their last name. I'm just like this list listen Nick, 0:08:17.520 --> 0:08:20.880 the clatter ring, let's me Nick at the fisherman's sweater 0:08:20.880 --> 0:08:23.520 and the clattering clattering. They gave it to each other. 0:08:23.640 --> 0:08:25.520 They gave it to each other. So wait a minute, 0:08:25.560 --> 0:08:29.480 So in Ireland, so was he an idiot? Was he hot? Was? 0:08:29.560 --> 0:08:32.840 Let's first say this. Uh, I wasn't gonna go to 0:08:32.840 --> 0:08:35.200 the part you have to go because I had, like, 0:08:35.320 --> 0:08:38.360 I just wasn't available until later. I thought it would 0:08:38.360 --> 0:08:40.600 be a waste of time. And then uh, and then 0:08:40.600 --> 0:08:42.760 I was like, you know what, I feel like going 0:08:42.920 --> 0:08:44.520 to a party anyway. And then she was telling me 0:08:44.559 --> 0:08:45.960 that he was there, and I was like who And 0:08:45.960 --> 0:08:47.600 then she told me and I go, holy shit, and 0:08:47.640 --> 0:08:51.400 she's like he's so hot. He's so hot. Right, So 0:08:51.520 --> 0:08:57.000 I get there. I get there and he's hot. Wow. 0:08:57.080 --> 0:09:00.360 But he's like quiet and he's just like on his phone, 0:09:00.559 --> 0:09:03.040 instagramming or whatever. By the way he's become a model. 0:09:03.320 --> 0:09:07.480 It just makes it's not that, it's just like I 0:09:07.520 --> 0:09:10.200 think I was on Team Nick the entire I didn't 0:09:10.200 --> 0:09:13.080 want I know you did. I like Froyd, I liked 0:09:13.120 --> 0:09:15.160 I like Show. I didn't like Sean either. I thought 0:09:15.240 --> 0:09:18.080 Sean like at a drop of it, hat was going 0:09:18.120 --> 0:09:21.520 to start like lifting weights, crying and yelling like he 0:09:21.640 --> 0:09:23.679 had so many erratic like she'll go out for a 0:09:23.720 --> 0:09:25.480 girl's weekend. He'll be like right behind you in a van, 0:09:29.440 --> 0:09:33.360 were talking you guys. Yes, I just have to stay 0:09:33.400 --> 0:09:36.600 because I want people, because to me, we are ignoring. 0:09:36.720 --> 0:09:38.439 Can let me just start I wanted to. I'm just 0:09:38.440 --> 0:09:40.920 gonna get bullet points. Okay, I'm gonna get bullet points, 0:09:40.920 --> 0:09:43.080 and then we're gonna obviously number one Olivia. Let's just 0:09:43.200 --> 0:09:46.040 like like that Kayla, who I picked early on for 0:09:46.080 --> 0:09:49.760 secret Crazy. She was my secret crazy choice. Yes, I know, 0:09:50.000 --> 0:09:52.679 I told you, I told you, I told you, and 0:09:52.720 --> 0:09:54.480 I'll tell you why again when we come back. But 0:09:54.640 --> 0:09:57.160 so we have Kalist secret crazy. We have Twin taking 0:09:57.160 --> 0:09:59.720 out Olivia on the island crying with a blowhole, a 0:09:59.760 --> 0:10:02.840 guy her blowhole next to her, and then um and 0:10:02.880 --> 0:10:05.079 then we have Leah being a total hater and then 0:10:05.200 --> 0:10:07.520 and and bye bye boobs in the moonlight. Early on 0:10:07.520 --> 0:10:12.000 it did never happen. Okay, and okay, so let's can 0:10:12.000 --> 0:10:13.920 we start with Kayla? Can we start with my secret 0:10:13.920 --> 0:10:16.679 crazy pick? Okay? So Kayla here was why she was 0:10:16.720 --> 0:10:20.120 my secret crazy very early on when we first met her, 0:10:20.160 --> 0:10:21.880 she was she was the one. Okay, I met my 0:10:21.880 --> 0:10:23.880 guy in the plane was Destiny. But then she said 0:10:23.880 --> 0:10:27.439 in the first episode, quickly I broke up with him 0:10:27.640 --> 0:10:31.200 because I watched the Bachelorette and I felt connection, and 0:10:31.280 --> 0:10:33.760 so she dumped him. So she's clearly like caught up 0:10:33.800 --> 0:10:36.079 in the idea of like destiny in his face and 0:10:36.080 --> 0:10:38.160 it's like, no, that must be fat and like fast 0:10:38.200 --> 0:10:41.240 and furious in and out. She was not into him 0:10:41.320 --> 0:10:44.240 last night when he asked her, like it was the 0:10:44.280 --> 0:10:47.040 most confusing data. First, he said he was excited to 0:10:47.080 --> 0:10:49.360 be with her because he goes, Kayla is so funny. 0:10:49.440 --> 0:10:51.920 It's like, really she's funny, but like probably there's also 0:10:51.960 --> 0:10:55.400 a sense of humor. They are not related, and so 0:10:55.720 --> 0:10:57.640 he went they went on the deep sea fishing. She 0:10:57.679 --> 0:10:59.920 had that awkward belt on. He didn't like it was 0:11:01.679 --> 0:11:05.720 that's it and then she lives at eighty pound tuna 0:11:05.760 --> 0:11:07.840 and she weighs forty pounds and he had hermit her 0:11:07.920 --> 0:11:10.560 kiss He's like kiss it like he clearly ever since 0:11:10.559 --> 0:11:12.440 he called her the six panther, like he wanted to 0:11:12.440 --> 0:11:16.240 get her in a bikini in that belt. I they 0:11:16.280 --> 0:11:19.400 weren't they doing cutaways from like the girls talking about 0:11:19.840 --> 0:11:21.439 Leah talking about how she didn't get to be on 0:11:21.520 --> 0:11:23.720 the day. And then she's kissing a fish and les 0:11:23.800 --> 0:11:26.160 like and I'm just like, why do I care? I 0:11:26.200 --> 0:11:28.319 do care? But why you know what I mean? Because 0:11:28.360 --> 0:11:31.800 I don't like Kayla. No, nobody snoozes. She's a snooze fest. 0:11:31.840 --> 0:11:34.199 She's just like And then the last night, all of 0:11:34.200 --> 0:11:35.600 a sudden, she was like, I don't know, I feel 0:11:35.640 --> 0:11:36.920 like I'm going to break your heart. I was like, 0:11:36.960 --> 0:11:39.600 get over yourself. Yeah, exactly. First of all, you have 0:11:39.800 --> 0:11:42.720 we have no idea who you are. You haven't said 0:11:42.800 --> 0:11:46.000 one thing that reeks of clarity or intelligence. Is like 0:11:46.040 --> 0:11:47.600 when he I felt like when he was saying to her, 0:11:47.640 --> 0:11:49.880 you seem upbeat, Like I think what he was trying 0:11:49.880 --> 0:11:51.600 to say is like, tell me something about your life. 0:11:51.960 --> 0:11:53.920 Where are you from? Do you have like did you 0:11:53.960 --> 0:11:56.720 play kickball. Do you like, tell me anything about your 0:11:56.760 --> 0:11:58.720 human life? I want to feel understood. She must have 0:11:58.720 --> 0:12:01.320 said that five times under sin what you haven't delivered 0:12:01.320 --> 0:12:03.760 a line that could be interpreted it it's all about you, 0:12:03.880 --> 0:12:07.360 so narcissisted. All she has is a good blowout, like 0:12:07.400 --> 0:12:10.280 she's just got a really bouncy blowout. If you paused, 0:12:10.320 --> 0:12:12.040 it was like it was like, I know, and I 0:12:12.080 --> 0:12:15.040 feel statements that went nowhere. It's yeah, I know, blah 0:12:15.080 --> 0:12:17.080 blah blah, I feel. But and I was like, there's 0:12:17.080 --> 0:12:19.679 been no substance. They don't know what they do. It's 0:12:19.720 --> 0:12:22.360 Kayla the one early on with the me basub in 0:12:22.400 --> 0:12:26.760 the Horrible That's terrible, and that's terrible. With Kevin Hart 0:12:26.800 --> 0:12:30.760 and the ride along too. She's so boring. But I 0:12:30.840 --> 0:12:34.160 heard somebody told me she makes it to the final 0:12:34.520 --> 0:12:38.719 like that home that Okay, don't know spoiler alerts real. Well, no, 0:12:38.840 --> 0:12:40.520 I mean I want to know, I don't want. I mean, 0:12:40.800 --> 0:12:43.320 I'm pretty sure she does. By the preview I don't know, 0:12:43.920 --> 0:12:46.760 just preview wise, it felt like she did. By the 0:12:46.760 --> 0:12:48.960 way we were talking to Katie, our producer preview wise, 0:12:49.000 --> 0:12:50.800 when he's on the phone at the end, I kind 0:12:50.800 --> 0:12:53.840 of just wanted to start this podcast with I didn't 0:12:53.840 --> 0:12:57.679 even care what happened after the episode because the previews 0:12:59.240 --> 0:13:01.760 that phone call. It's like, wait a minute, does he 0:13:01.920 --> 0:13:04.719 send someone home and then be like, oh my god, 0:13:04.720 --> 0:13:07.520 I'm making a mistake and then I'm gonna call the 0:13:07.559 --> 0:13:08.960 other one? And by the way, if you're the one 0:13:09.000 --> 0:13:11.800 that's picked. But he's saying I'm completely in love with 0:13:11.840 --> 0:13:17.040 two people? Like what I from that? Katie thinks that 0:13:17.120 --> 0:13:20.160 it sounded like Kayla on the phone that he calls. 0:13:20.160 --> 0:13:22.520 It sounded like Kaylin and the it probably could be 0:13:22.600 --> 0:13:24.160 his mom, you know what I mean. I think we're 0:13:24.200 --> 0:13:27.319 setting this up for some like low drama and queuing it. 0:13:27.960 --> 0:13:30.240 Here's here's what I think. Can I say what I think? 0:13:30.559 --> 0:13:32.560 I think the final two are Joe, Joe and Lauren By. 0:13:33.240 --> 0:13:36.280 I mean he sends Lauren B home, flips the funk out, 0:13:37.040 --> 0:13:42.640 sends Joe Joe home, calls Lauren B boom. I almost 0:13:42.679 --> 0:13:45.120 just got a children. Do I need a more? Personally 0:13:45.840 --> 0:13:48.640 Kayla and Lauren By? I think Kayla is out. I 0:13:48.640 --> 0:13:50.760 think Kayla is out soon. Here's I don't I think 0:13:50.760 --> 0:13:53.040 she makes it today. I think Emily makes it way 0:13:53.040 --> 0:13:56.199 farther than I thought. For that interview, I mean, for 0:13:56.320 --> 0:13:58.120 that preview. I picked one of the twins for my 0:13:58.160 --> 0:13:59.960 final five. I did also pick Booms in the Moon. 0:14:00.559 --> 0:14:04.079 Um okay, wait a minute, because when she started talking, 0:14:04.160 --> 0:14:05.800 I was like, who are you? She hasn't never done 0:14:05.840 --> 0:14:12.160 anything yet but the but the preview, what do you 0:14:12.160 --> 0:14:15.360 call it? Whatever? Its coming attraction, coming attraction, the same thing, right? 0:14:15.800 --> 0:14:20.320 Um I did Oh yeah, okay, yes, I think that 0:14:20.440 --> 0:14:23.360 is a very good scenario. What I did love is 0:14:23.400 --> 0:14:27.440 like I'm digging hard on Jojo and I want I 0:14:27.520 --> 0:14:31.600 want in my dream sequence it would be uh well, 0:14:31.640 --> 0:14:35.640 first of all, me banging Jennifer Lopez. It's it's another 0:14:35.680 --> 0:14:42.840 dreams Okay, I would be like Ben Lauren, and then um, 0:14:42.920 --> 0:14:46.360 Jojo is the next bachelorette. I'd love to have Joejoe's next. Yes, 0:14:46.960 --> 0:14:51.240 she's the most captivating. I agree that she's a realist person. 0:14:51.240 --> 0:14:52.880 And she had the best line about it was like 0:14:52.880 --> 0:14:55.200 a softball for stand up comics. When the pigs were 0:14:55.200 --> 0:14:57.840 coming out the wind. Everyone was like, Okay, it's like 0:14:57.880 --> 0:15:00.280 every straight bar in America. And then and I I 0:15:00.320 --> 0:15:02.280 was writing it down and then paused. When she goes 0:15:02.400 --> 0:15:07.520 it's like a bar like any yes, Jojo Jojo looks 0:15:07.520 --> 0:15:10.320 good in a bikini. I love Joe. That pig date 0:15:10.480 --> 0:15:14.040 side the pig, I can't came up with that bullshit 0:15:14.080 --> 0:15:18.280 amazing would be the back part. I also love the pigs. 0:15:18.360 --> 0:15:20.720 I was I would have loved personally. I would have 0:15:20.800 --> 0:15:23.560 loved a swimmer pig. They were so cute and freak 0:15:23.680 --> 0:15:26.120 and I loved him like crossing. I liked the pigs. 0:15:26.920 --> 0:15:28.560 I'm not a good enough swimmer to be with that 0:15:28.600 --> 0:15:31.440 many big pigs coming out, any big pig, I'm not 0:15:31.480 --> 0:15:36.200 a good swimmer world. I'm actually like, I can't have 0:15:36.360 --> 0:15:40.320 hungry big pigs because I feel like you are tiny, 0:15:40.440 --> 0:15:42.360 well small, and I'm a bad swimmer. Who was the 0:15:42.360 --> 0:15:47.080 one who was like getting kind of attacked about did 0:15:47.160 --> 0:15:50.240 anybody have a thorn Bird slashback where the the little 0:15:50.240 --> 0:15:52.080 boy gets killed by the wild pig. I didn't watch. 0:15:52.520 --> 0:15:56.240 I mean, it's just a great mini series of all okay, okay, okay, 0:15:56.280 --> 0:15:59.520 so Kayla And conclusion, he didn't ask her do you 0:15:59.560 --> 0:16:02.720 love me or whatever. He asked her like basically tell 0:16:02.720 --> 0:16:06.120 me something about yourself, and she said, I love you. 0:16:06.160 --> 0:16:08.480 I think, but I don't think I can I can love, 0:16:08.960 --> 0:16:11.080 and I'm going to break your heart. And he seems 0:16:11.080 --> 0:16:12.880 like he's fucked up enough because he's like on lovel 0:16:13.000 --> 0:16:14.720 that he would hook into that and be like, let 0:16:14.760 --> 0:16:17.920 me prove it, like like that minute that guy needs 0:16:17.920 --> 0:16:21.400 all the minute he does. The minute she dropped, I 0:16:21.440 --> 0:16:23.920 think I'm in love with you, I think I love you, 0:16:24.360 --> 0:16:27.200 and I'm pulled back and then like I was like, 0:16:27.600 --> 0:16:30.320 but maybe not subconscious. He was like, I have to 0:16:30.440 --> 0:16:32.800 keep her because now I can't. I need to know, 0:16:32.880 --> 0:16:35.880 I need validation. If she brings up one more, may 0:16:35.920 --> 0:16:39.360 I say the word fuck one more fucking time. You 0:16:39.400 --> 0:16:43.360 know when you said you weren't lovable, I've had enough. Now. Yeah, 0:16:43.720 --> 0:16:47.920 she's fucking crazy. I said, she's secret crazy. Just she 0:16:48.080 --> 0:16:50.680 looks kind of like dead in the eyes, you know, 0:16:50.760 --> 0:16:53.440 like she's pretty and she's sweet. There's nothing there's something. 0:16:53.560 --> 0:16:57.400 She's always sleeping, She's always like sleeping, she has there's 0:16:57.440 --> 0:16:59.480 no there there. He's like, you know what he's digging on. 0:16:59.720 --> 0:17:01.640 I'm remember I remember in high school the guy that 0:17:01.720 --> 0:17:04.280 I was obsessed with. He was very handsome, and I 0:17:04.359 --> 0:17:06.320 kept be like, no, he's just shy. He's he's like no, 0:17:06.600 --> 0:17:09.840 he is no fucking personal like you're just digging, you're seeking. 0:17:09.840 --> 0:17:12.720 There's a mystery there, there's nothing to discover. He's a Dutch. 0:17:12.840 --> 0:17:15.240 Here's a mystery she got. I got like a real 0:17:15.359 --> 0:17:19.600 weird I got a real weird vibe from her, and 0:17:19.640 --> 0:17:21.520 I was like, oh my god, this arden called this 0:17:21.720 --> 0:17:25.840 for sure? Her hair also can just sidebar two about hair? 0:17:26.400 --> 0:17:30.320 Did Olivia look increasingly younger and younger this episode? Now? 0:17:30.680 --> 0:17:33.000 Katie was pulled up a photo of her and said 0:17:33.040 --> 0:17:34.239 that she has a lot of hair all over her 0:17:34.280 --> 0:17:36.720 face and thinks she's a lot older than she than 0:17:36.800 --> 0:17:41.040 her Emily or Olivia Olivia, because Olivia's hair was very 0:17:41.119 --> 0:17:44.159 frizzy and blond and a lot of her like confessionals, 0:17:44.520 --> 0:17:48.119 and she looked increasingly like younger to me, he seems 0:17:48.160 --> 0:17:51.560 more adult. When I wrote down, Olivia, no makeup, she's sixteen, 0:17:51.760 --> 0:17:54.440 Olivia too much makeup? Thirty eight? Thank you? That is 0:17:54.520 --> 0:17:57.480 exactly how I feel. I'm sorry I didn't take notes. 0:17:57.600 --> 0:18:00.600 Can we check? All right? So let's cut to let's 0:18:00.640 --> 0:18:03.480 cut two. Would we rather do Leah and Lauren b 0:18:03.680 --> 0:18:05.240 or do we want to do? Do we want to 0:18:05.240 --> 0:18:08.240 do Olivia and the Twin? Let's just go and show 0:18:08.359 --> 0:18:12.280 order do le next. Okay? So Leah, Leah, It's like, 0:18:12.480 --> 0:18:16.160 you clearly saw this girl who was upset. A producer 0:18:16.240 --> 0:18:19.080 swooped in, saw an opening and was like, and by 0:18:19.080 --> 0:18:22.560 the way, like, it's not really like when she went 0:18:22.600 --> 0:18:25.680 to his house whatever, his apartment, It's like, who knew 0:18:25.720 --> 0:18:27.640 you could do that? And that that was okay? Wasn't 0:18:27.680 --> 0:18:31.320 that Like? Isn't that not? It's becoming more the last 0:18:31.359 --> 0:18:33.840 couple of seasons, there'll be a one fly by. There 0:18:33.920 --> 0:18:38.040 used to be no flyby, and now you'll get ones. 0:18:38.400 --> 0:18:40.199 I'm gonna slip out and get more. Now it's like 0:18:40.240 --> 0:18:43.000 the leaving and coming back bs, you know what I mean? 0:18:43.000 --> 0:18:47.000 Not all systems got My thing is this? Who is she? 0:18:47.240 --> 0:18:50.119 I don't even remember? Just picked last week for the 0:18:51.560 --> 0:18:53.600 She kept talking and she was like, I'm never we're 0:18:53.600 --> 0:18:56.280 not connecting, so we're not connecting. I don't know who 0:18:56.359 --> 0:18:58.719 you are? It was I agree. I just when I 0:18:58.720 --> 0:19:01.120 watched it first of all, my I had my my 0:19:01.240 --> 0:19:03.119 jaw open most of the show, and I was like, 0:19:03.160 --> 0:19:06.560 what what she's doing? Hot? That Cay was a bachelor 0:19:08.640 --> 0:19:13.960 unreal the Bachelor pad right pase I thought she made 0:19:13.960 --> 0:19:17.399 it made a decision. She's clearly not going to make Padise. 0:19:17.480 --> 0:19:19.320 She wants to be on Bachelor in that was a 0:19:19.320 --> 0:19:21.560 Bachelor in Paradise, Yeah, because she needed to do something 0:19:21.600 --> 0:19:23.560 memorable enough to like how people hate her so that 0:19:23.600 --> 0:19:27.040 when she goes like, oh, you know what it was, 0:19:27.080 --> 0:19:30.560 it was desperate, like desperate because I tweeted at Aaron 0:19:30.600 --> 0:19:32.959 and like I'm gonna be calling her Leah lasta cheffer? 0:19:33.520 --> 0:19:36.680 What are you doing? By the way, and he's out 0:19:36.720 --> 0:19:39.119 of away from his friends, he has no backbone. So 0:19:39.160 --> 0:19:42.000 the second anybody says I think Aaron might be an 0:19:42.040 --> 0:19:45.320 alien from Mars, oh my god, maybe maybe he has 0:19:45.440 --> 0:19:47.879 no sense of Like, no, she seems like a nice 0:19:47.920 --> 0:19:50.800 she stood up for Laura any of The second anybody 0:19:50.800 --> 0:19:53.399 puts doubt in his head with Leah, who has no 0:19:53.520 --> 0:19:56.480 context with it's like maybe she isn't. By the way, 0:19:56.560 --> 0:19:58.440 how cute is Lauren When she cries? She gets a 0:19:58.480 --> 0:20:03.159 perfect little red nose. He's tiniest, she looks like an elf. 0:20:03.200 --> 0:20:08.000 She used to be a cat. She said, she's the 0:20:08.000 --> 0:20:11.240 cutest crier. I'm gonna say this, like Ashley, I a 0:20:11.280 --> 0:20:14.119 little too less made like a little like if she 0:20:14.160 --> 0:20:16.919 doesn't have makeup on. She ain't looking that hot. No, 0:20:17.080 --> 0:20:19.919 she has like I'm sorry, she has full lashes on 0:20:20.040 --> 0:20:25.359 at all time. Was wonderful me too. Shut up. What 0:20:25.400 --> 0:20:28.280 I'm saying is this last episode. Do you remember when 0:20:28.400 --> 0:20:31.720 like she was sitting in the first flash to arm tickles, 0:20:31.880 --> 0:20:39.040 Oh my god, that was Emily jos Jo tickling Emily's 0:20:39.119 --> 0:20:43.280 arm in bed? It was Amanda. Was Amanda doing arm tickles. 0:20:43.280 --> 0:20:44.840 I was like, is this like a full blown high 0:20:44.840 --> 0:20:48.639 school slumber party. I think it might be like the 0:20:48.680 --> 0:20:51.439 gay thing, but like I never was the woman to 0:20:51.520 --> 0:20:57.919 crawl in bed and like I got got other stuff 0:20:58.000 --> 0:21:01.640 was going on, so it made me so uncomfortable where 0:21:01.640 --> 0:21:04.439 I was just like I like this, like they actually 0:21:04.480 --> 0:21:07.439 have like this weird sisterhood. There's actually a sweetness with 0:21:07.480 --> 0:21:10.200 these women were all competing for bed. They're actually nice ladies. 0:21:10.280 --> 0:21:14.320 They're what I was saying about Lauren b was last episode. 0:21:14.480 --> 0:21:17.480 She was sitting in a bed again talking to someone 0:21:17.480 --> 0:21:20.880 about Olivia, and she had what I'm going to say, 0:21:21.000 --> 0:21:22.840 she might have put on makeup to look like she 0:21:22.920 --> 0:21:25.640 had no makeup on, because she looked ghostly and kind 0:21:25.640 --> 0:21:27.879 of like, well, that's like when a man to the 0:21:27.880 --> 0:21:29.800 mom got woken up for her date in full face 0:21:29.920 --> 0:21:40.400 with Bhillia was just like such a hag. And the 0:21:40.400 --> 0:21:43.359 thing is, it's like Bachelor one oh one. Everyone knows 0:21:43.400 --> 0:21:45.320 if you're the girl that talks about someone else, you're 0:21:45.320 --> 0:21:50.480 pat you're getting over. Not Emily. Okay, now, Emily, I 0:21:50.800 --> 0:21:54.080 have to say when rising from the nash the ashes 0:21:54.160 --> 0:21:56.600 like this, this is like the phoenix, and I did 0:21:56.640 --> 0:21:59.879 not see she has a personality. She's not a rockets 0:22:00.119 --> 0:22:02.119 just but she owns it. She says, I'm not smart, 0:22:02.280 --> 0:22:04.760 but you know what she has. She has actually like 0:22:04.800 --> 0:22:08.159 a strong core of moral like right and wrong. And 0:22:08.240 --> 0:22:11.119 she didn't she's taken down Olivia. She took the bullet 0:22:11.160 --> 0:22:15.280 for the team. And she did say that can we 0:22:15.400 --> 0:22:17.400 start with her bikini? Top of what she I want 0:22:17.400 --> 0:22:19.080 to give her a make all right, she doesn't know 0:22:19.119 --> 0:22:22.960 it's Vegas. She's a professional twin. She's a professional twin. 0:22:23.280 --> 0:22:25.760 It's just it's one of these things where you cheer 0:22:25.840 --> 0:22:28.320