Speaker 1: I don't know what I did wrong. I don't know
Speaker 1: what I did wrong. This is Anie Peppertone and I'm
Speaker 1: in the Caribbean. I just watched the episode is a Bachelor,
Speaker 1: and I'm here with Olivia. Olivia is on the beach
Speaker 1: with me. I hope you've seen this episode before you
Speaker 1: listen to this. Olivia got eliminated and I happened to
Speaker 1: be in the Caribbean. I'm in the Caribbean. I'm just
Speaker 1: what I'm doing in the Caribbean is I'm swimming with pigs.
Speaker 1: I got a brochure that said you can swim with
Speaker 1: pigs and have a good life. And then I saw
Speaker 1: Olivia and I know that she's an anchor woman. She's
Speaker 1: an anchor woman who quit her job in Alaska to
Speaker 1: be on the Bachelor with Ben. And just because Bed
Speaker 1: is a blank slate that doesn't have a personality doesn't
Speaker 1: mean that he can't be loved and fucked to death.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. When I realized from watching this show
Speaker 1: is that the American Empire is crumbling because the stupidity
Speaker 1: that's involved with this show goes beyond anything that anyone
Speaker 1: could have dreamed of. The People who created the Bachelor.
Speaker 1: They should be shot. They should be taken out and shot.
Speaker 1: And if there is a revolution in this country that
Speaker 1: hopefully Bernie Sander's his leading, then I think that one
Speaker 1: of the first things if Bernie is elected is to
Speaker 1: take people like the creators of The Bachelor, who feed
Speaker 1: America this garbage, this utter emotional shit, this fake emotion
Speaker 1: that fills a hole in their lives. They call it
Speaker 1: a guilty pleasure, but it's not. It's just horrible. And
Speaker 1: I just want to say, let me get Olivia. Olivia's
Speaker 1: over here. Olivia came here and talked to Art and
Speaker 1: and Aaron. Olivia camere cave here, Olivia, Olivia, please come here. Olivia,
Speaker 1: just talk to Art. Olivia doesn't want to talk. But anyway,
Speaker 1: I'm in the Caribbean. It's very windy and I'm swimming
Speaker 1: with pigs, and I just want to say that I
Speaker 1: can't believe I have to watch another episode of this show.
Speaker 1: This is Anie Peppertone saying goodbye, no entering nice dot com.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so Star, will you accept this role? Yes,
Speaker 1: you accept this Rose too? Yes, here you accept this rule.
Speaker 1: That's a shout out to Mark Rivers. Shout out to
Speaker 1: Mark Rivers. Who that mean. I don't know if I've
Speaker 1: given him enough props on this podcast, but that is
Speaker 1: that is one of the genius Mark Rivers. Hello, welcome
Speaker 1: to Will you Accept This? Rose? I believe? Episode seven?
Speaker 1: Um we are this is Arta Marine. I am here
Speaker 1: with my co host Aaron Foley, and I'm sorry, I
Speaker 1: thought you were going to say hello. We have a
Speaker 1: very special guest in the house who is a Bachelor
Speaker 1: super fan and I've actually watched an episode with her
Speaker 1: before and I can vouch for the fact that she's
Speaker 1: into it. Miss didn't we watch the first episode watched
Speaker 1: you guys? Can I just say, I feel like, um,
Speaker 1: you really might have gotten the best episode yet to
Speaker 1: come in on I it's a lit it was well,
Speaker 1: it was already like promoted as the most shocking I
Speaker 1: know Bachelor, you know what the season or that. I
Speaker 1: feel like Chris Harrison was trying to you know what,
Speaker 1: it can't be ever, because it's got to me and
Speaker 1: in a few seasons that I've watched, it's got to
Speaker 1: be heard getting at it with Nick and then the
Speaker 1: off cameramons that we heard had to be the most
Speaker 1: That was to me the most shocking. You mean the
Speaker 1: sound f's Yeah, this second was just like a soundtrack
Speaker 1: of and it was just like whereas when I Make Love,
Speaker 1: I saw like this, get it, get it. It's very
Speaker 1: very aggressive of UM, oh my god, you guys, did
Speaker 1: you have nice weeks? Did everybody have a nice week
Speaker 1: before we get going? I mean, this really was my highlight.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna la on Tuesday. I feel like it
Speaker 1: last weekend, this week, this week, Tuesday, super Bowl, super Bowl.
Speaker 1: Chris Martin never looked whiter and he's already looked pretty white.
Speaker 1: But you, I mean, thank god, bless Bruno Mars and Beyonce.
Speaker 1: Thank god. I have a sport my sports podcast right
Speaker 1: after this because I can't even contain myself. You get
Speaker 1: the Mike four World seventies. I um made it to
Speaker 1: a Super Bowl party later. I missed the halftime show
Speaker 1: and I recorded it. I did see a snippet of
Speaker 1: Chris Martin like jive walking between beyond and I was like,
Speaker 1: what it was? It was Mike Lawrence. Mike Lawrence the
Speaker 1: comedian had such a good Instagram. He had a there
Speaker 1: was a picture of the three of them, and he
Speaker 1: said he felt like it was the most elaborate set
Speaker 1: up for the difference between white people and black people.
Speaker 1: Joke like that literally was like you're just watching it
Speaker 1: and it's like, oh my god, white people are so
Speaker 1: much lamer, Like we're such lamer. He was in a
Speaker 1: deep lunge. Oh my god, like trying to get in there,
Speaker 1: you know, because like you put anyone up right and white, black, whatever, right.
Speaker 1: Obviously white is more. The disparities is huger. But then
Speaker 1: you you turn to Beyonce. He was like other world
Speaker 1: lady on heels on natural grass, Like you're just like
Speaker 1: forgetting you're right, and you're like, I can't. I don't
Speaker 1: want to disrespect because and you get the Beyonce army.
Speaker 1: Get that army, Like again she's on the halftime. I'll
Speaker 1: take every time half time. I love him. There another person.
Speaker 1: I think Carolina needed Beyonce on the right. You know what.
Speaker 1: I loved that they couldn't move the ball. I kind
Speaker 1: of say, but my Bruno Mars, my mother, Janna Marine,
Speaker 1: she has a lady boner for Bruno Mars that started
Speaker 1: at the Super Bowl two years ago. And I got
Speaker 1: a lot of texts about a lot of texts coming
Speaker 1: in about Bruno Mars, and I was like, well, Beyonce
Speaker 1: also did it and she went back, but mostly Bruno Mars.
Speaker 1: It was like, you know, all right, she love Katy Perry.
Speaker 1: Last year she texted me, she said, Katy Perry with
Speaker 1: her friends Missy Elliott and uh and Lenny Kravitz were
Speaker 1: wonderful with her friends, with her friends personal friends, Missy Elliott,
Speaker 1: I guess she did do it. Uh last Friday Night remix,
Speaker 1: by the way, when Missy Elliott came back last year,
Speaker 1: and then we can get going. But when she came back,
Speaker 1: it's like, girl, where have you been? You're still awesome
Speaker 1: and you're bringing stuff. I'm sure kids who were watching
Speaker 1: we're like, who's this lady killing it? And it's like
Speaker 1: she was still just as bad ass, like don't ever
Speaker 1: leave us again. Yes, her new video is very good.
Speaker 1: I do want to tell you the Super Bowl party
Speaker 1: I went to, Nick Vile was there, our producer Katie's eyes.
Speaker 1: She loved him. Katie loves him. So I got a
Speaker 1: text from a friend. Why wasn't I called immediate? Why
Speaker 1: it wasn't I Can I say something? Though? She texted me,
Speaker 1: she goes, Nick Vile is here. This is from The
Speaker 1: Bachelorette Guys, in case You're out of the Brass Caitlin
Speaker 1: to Pure Delicious off camera sex. Yeah, he made that.
Speaker 1: He made the hot sound happen. Something happened. Yeah. And
Speaker 1: at first I was like who what because I don't
Speaker 1: remember their last name. I'm just like this list listen Nick,
Speaker 1: the clatter ring, let's me Nick at the fisherman's sweater
Speaker 1: and the clattering clattering. They gave it to each other.
Speaker 1: They gave it to each other. So wait a minute,
Speaker 1: So in Ireland, so was he an idiot? Was he hot? Was?
Speaker 1: Let's first say this. Uh, I wasn't gonna go to
Speaker 1: the part you have to go because I had, like,
Speaker 1: I just wasn't available until later. I thought it would
Speaker 1: be a waste of time. And then uh, and then
Speaker 1: I was like, you know what, I feel like going
Speaker 1: to a party anyway. And then she was telling me
Speaker 1: that he was there, and I was like who And
Speaker 1: then she told me and I go, holy shit, and
Speaker 1: she's like he's so hot. He's so hot. Right, So
Speaker 1: I get there. I get there and he's hot. Wow.
Speaker 1: But he's like quiet and he's just like on his phone,
Speaker 1: instagramming or whatever. By the way he's become a model.
Speaker 1: It just makes it's not that, it's just like I
Speaker 1: think I was on Team Nick the entire I didn't
Speaker 1: want I know you did. I like Froyd, I liked
Speaker 1: I like Show. I didn't like Sean either. I thought
Speaker 1: Sean like at a drop of it, hat was going
Speaker 1: to start like lifting weights, crying and yelling like he
Speaker 1: had so many erratic like she'll go out for a
Speaker 1: girl's weekend. He'll be like right behind you in a van,
Speaker 1: were talking you guys. Yes, I just have to stay
Speaker 1: because I want people, because to me, we are ignoring.
Speaker 1: Can let me just start I wanted to. I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna get bullet points. Okay, I'm gonna get bullet points,
Speaker 1: and then we're gonna obviously number one Olivia. Let's just
Speaker 1: like like that Kayla, who I picked early on for
Speaker 1: secret Crazy. She was my secret crazy choice. Yes, I know,
Speaker 1: I told you, I told you, I told you, and
Speaker 1: I'll tell you why again when we come back. But
Speaker 1: so we have Kalist secret crazy. We have Twin taking
Speaker 1: out Olivia on the island crying with a blowhole, a
Speaker 1: guy her blowhole next to her, and then um and
Speaker 1: then we have Leah being a total hater and then
Speaker 1: and and bye bye boobs in the moonlight. Early on
Speaker 1: it did never happen. Okay, and okay, so let's can
Speaker 1: we start with Kayla? Can we start with my secret
Speaker 1: crazy pick? Okay? So Kayla here was why she was
Speaker 1: my secret crazy very early on when we first met her,
Speaker 1: she was she was the one. Okay, I met my
Speaker 1: guy in the plane was Destiny. But then she said
Speaker 1: in the first episode, quickly I broke up with him
Speaker 1: because I watched the Bachelorette and I felt connection, and
Speaker 1: so she dumped him. So she's clearly like caught up
Speaker 1: in the idea of like destiny in his face and
Speaker 1: it's like, no, that must be fat and like fast
Speaker 1: and furious in and out. She was not into him
Speaker 1: last night when he asked her, like it was the
Speaker 1: most confusing data. First, he said he was excited to
Speaker 1: be with her because he goes, Kayla is so funny.
Speaker 1: It's like, really she's funny, but like probably there's also
Speaker 1: a sense of humor. They are not related, and so
Speaker 1: he went they went on the deep sea fishing. She
Speaker 1: had that awkward belt on. He didn't like it was
Speaker 1: that's it and then she lives at eighty pound tuna
Speaker 1: and she weighs forty pounds and he had hermit her
Speaker 1: kiss He's like kiss it like he clearly ever since
Speaker 1: he called her the six panther, like he wanted to
Speaker 1: get her in a bikini in that belt. I they
Speaker 1: weren't they doing cutaways from like the girls talking about
Speaker 1: Leah talking about how she didn't get to be on
Speaker 1: the day. And then she's kissing a fish and les
Speaker 1: like and I'm just like, why do I care? I
Speaker 1: do care? But why you know what I mean? Because
Speaker 1: I don't like Kayla. No, nobody snoozes. She's a snooze fest.
Speaker 1: She's just like And then the last night, all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, she was like, I don't know, I feel
Speaker 1: like I'm going to break your heart. I was like,
Speaker 1: get over yourself. Yeah, exactly. First of all, you have
Speaker 1: we have no idea who you are. You haven't said
Speaker 1: one thing that reeks of clarity or intelligence. Is like
Speaker 1: when he I felt like when he was saying to her,
Speaker 1: you seem upbeat, Like I think what he was trying
Speaker 1: to say is like, tell me something about your life.
Speaker 1: Where are you from? Do you have like did you
Speaker 1: play kickball. Do you like, tell me anything about your
Speaker 1: human life? I want to feel understood. She must have
Speaker 1: said that five times under sin what you haven't delivered
Speaker 1: a line that could be interpreted it it's all about you,
Speaker 1: so narcissisted. All she has is a good blowout, like
Speaker 1: she's just got a really bouncy blowout. If you paused,
Speaker 1: it was like it was like, I know, and I
Speaker 1: feel statements that went nowhere. It's yeah, I know, blah
Speaker 1: blah blah, I feel. But and I was like, there's
Speaker 1: been no substance. They don't know what they do. It's
Speaker 1: Kayla the one early on with the me basub in
Speaker 1: the Horrible That's terrible, and that's terrible. With Kevin Hart
Speaker 1: and the ride along too. She's so boring. But I
Speaker 1: heard somebody told me she makes it to the final
Speaker 1: like that home that Okay, don't know spoiler alerts real. Well, no,
Speaker 1: I mean I want to know, I don't want. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure she does. By the preview I don't know,
Speaker 1: just preview wise, it felt like she did. By the
Speaker 1: way we were talking to Katie, our producer preview wise,
Speaker 1: when he's on the phone at the end, I kind
Speaker 1: of just wanted to start this podcast with I didn't
Speaker 1: even care what happened after the episode because the previews
Speaker 1: that phone call. It's like, wait a minute, does he
Speaker 1: send someone home and then be like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm making a mistake and then I'm gonna call the
Speaker 1: other one? And by the way, if you're the one
Speaker 1: that's picked. But he's saying I'm completely in love with
Speaker 1: two people? Like what I from that? Katie thinks that
Speaker 1: it sounded like Kayla on the phone that he calls.
Speaker 1: It sounded like Kaylin and the it probably could be
Speaker 1: his mom, you know what I mean. I think we're
Speaker 1: setting this up for some like low drama and queuing it.
Speaker 1: Here's here's what I think. Can I say what I think?
Speaker 1: I think the final two are Joe, Joe and Lauren By.
Speaker 1: I mean he sends Lauren B home, flips the funk out,
Speaker 1: sends Joe Joe home, calls Lauren B boom. I almost
Speaker 1: just got a children. Do I need a more? Personally
Speaker 1: Kayla and Lauren By? I think Kayla is out. I
Speaker 1: think Kayla is out soon. Here's I don't I think
Speaker 1: she makes it today. I think Emily makes it way
Speaker 1: farther than I thought. For that interview, I mean, for
Speaker 1: that preview. I picked one of the twins for my
Speaker 1: final five. I did also pick Booms in the Moon.
Speaker 1: Um okay, wait a minute, because when she started talking,
Speaker 1: I was like, who are you? She hasn't never done
Speaker 1: anything yet but the but the preview, what do you
Speaker 1: call it? Whatever? Its coming attraction, coming attraction, the same thing, right?
Speaker 1: Um I did Oh yeah, okay, yes, I think that
Speaker 1: is a very good scenario. What I did love is
Speaker 1: like I'm digging hard on Jojo and I want I
Speaker 1: want in my dream sequence it would be uh well,
Speaker 1: first of all, me banging Jennifer Lopez. It's it's another
Speaker 1: dreams Okay, I would be like Ben Lauren, and then um,
Speaker 1: Jojo is the next bachelorette. I'd love to have Joejoe's next. Yes,
Speaker 1: she's the most captivating. I agree that she's a realist person.
Speaker 1: And she had the best line about it was like
Speaker 1: a softball for stand up comics. When the pigs were
Speaker 1: coming out the wind. Everyone was like, Okay, it's like
Speaker 1: every straight bar in America. And then and I I
Speaker 1: was writing it down and then paused. When she goes
Speaker 1: it's like a bar like any yes, Jojo Jojo looks
Speaker 1: good in a bikini. I love Joe. That pig date
Speaker 1: side the pig, I can't came up with that bullshit
Speaker 1: amazing would be the back part. I also love the pigs.
Speaker 1: I was I would have loved personally. I would have
Speaker 1: loved a swimmer pig. They were so cute and freak
Speaker 1: and I loved him like crossing. I liked the pigs.
Speaker 1: I'm not a good enough swimmer to be with that
Speaker 1: many big pigs coming out, any big pig, I'm not
Speaker 1: a good swimmer world. I'm actually like, I can't have
Speaker 1: hungry big pigs because I feel like you are tiny,
Speaker 1: well small, and I'm a bad swimmer. Who was the
Speaker 1: one who was like getting kind of attacked about did
Speaker 1: anybody have a thorn Bird slashback where the the little
Speaker 1: boy gets killed by the wild pig. I didn't watch.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just a great mini series of all okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: so Kayla And conclusion, he didn't ask her do you
Speaker 1: love me or whatever. He asked her like basically tell
Speaker 1: me something about yourself, and she said, I love you.
Speaker 1: I think, but I don't think I can I can love,
Speaker 1: and I'm going to break your heart. And he seems
Speaker 1: like he's fucked up enough because he's like on lovel
Speaker 1: that he would hook into that and be like, let
Speaker 1: me prove it, like like that minute that guy needs
Speaker 1: all the minute he does. The minute she dropped, I
Speaker 1: think I'm in love with you, I think I love you,
Speaker 1: and I'm pulled back and then like I was like,
Speaker 1: but maybe not subconscious. He was like, I have to
Speaker 1: keep her because now I can't. I need to know,
Speaker 1: I need validation. If she brings up one more, may
Speaker 1: I say the word fuck one more fucking time. You
Speaker 1: know when you said you weren't lovable, I've had enough. Now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's fucking crazy. I said, she's secret crazy. Just she
Speaker 1: looks kind of like dead in the eyes, you know,
Speaker 1: like she's pretty and she's sweet. There's nothing there's something.
Speaker 1: She's always sleeping, She's always like sleeping, she has there's
Speaker 1: no there there. He's like, you know what he's digging on.
Speaker 1: I'm remember I remember in high school the guy that
Speaker 1: I was obsessed with. He was very handsome, and I
Speaker 1: kept be like, no, he's just shy. He's he's like no,
Speaker 1: he is no fucking personal like you're just digging, you're seeking.
Speaker 1: There's a mystery there, there's nothing to discover. He's a Dutch.
Speaker 1: Here's a mystery she got. I got like a real
Speaker 1: weird I got a real weird vibe from her, and
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, this arden called this
Speaker 1: for sure? Her hair also can just sidebar two about hair?
Speaker 1: Did Olivia look increasingly younger and younger this episode? Now?
Speaker 1: Katie was pulled up a photo of her and said
Speaker 1: that she has a lot of hair all over her
Speaker 1: face and thinks she's a lot older than she than
Speaker 1: her Emily or Olivia Olivia, because Olivia's hair was very
Speaker 1: frizzy and blond and a lot of her like confessionals,
Speaker 1: and she looked increasingly like younger to me, he seems
Speaker 1: more adult. When I wrote down, Olivia, no makeup, she's sixteen,
Speaker 1: Olivia too much makeup? Thirty eight? Thank you? That is
Speaker 1: exactly how I feel. I'm sorry I didn't take notes.
Speaker 1: Can we check? All right? So let's cut to let's
Speaker 1: cut two. Would we rather do Leah and Lauren b
Speaker 1: or do we want to do? Do we want to
Speaker 1: do Olivia and the Twin? Let's just go and show
Speaker 1: order do le next. Okay? So Leah, Leah, It's like,
Speaker 1: you clearly saw this girl who was upset. A producer
Speaker 1: swooped in, saw an opening and was like, and by
Speaker 1: the way, like, it's not really like when she went
Speaker 1: to his house whatever, his apartment, It's like, who knew
Speaker 1: you could do that? And that that was okay? Wasn't
Speaker 1: that Like? Isn't that not? It's becoming more the last
Speaker 1: couple of seasons, there'll be a one fly by. There
Speaker 1: used to be no flyby, and now you'll get ones.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna slip out and get more. Now it's like
Speaker 1: the leaving and coming back bs, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Not all systems got My thing is this? Who is she?
Speaker 1: I don't even remember? Just picked last week for the
Speaker 1: She kept talking and she was like, I'm never we're
Speaker 1: not connecting, so we're not connecting. I don't know who
Speaker 1: you are? It was I agree. I just when I
Speaker 1: watched it first of all, my I had my my
Speaker 1: jaw open most of the show, and I was like,
Speaker 1: what what she's doing? Hot? That Cay was a bachelor
Speaker 1: unreal the Bachelor pad right pase I thought she made
Speaker 1: it made a decision. She's clearly not going to make Padise.
Speaker 1: She wants to be on Bachelor in that was a
Speaker 1: Bachelor in Paradise, Yeah, because she needed to do something
Speaker 1: memorable enough to like how people hate her so that
Speaker 1: when she goes like, oh, you know what it was,
Speaker 1: it was desperate, like desperate because I tweeted at Aaron
Speaker 1: and like I'm gonna be calling her Leah lasta cheffer?
Speaker 1: What are you doing? By the way, and he's out
Speaker 1: of away from his friends, he has no backbone. So
Speaker 1: the second anybody says I think Aaron might be an
Speaker 1: alien from Mars, oh my god, maybe maybe he has
Speaker 1: no sense of Like, no, she seems like a nice
Speaker 1: she stood up for Laura any of The second anybody
Speaker 1: puts doubt in his head with Leah, who has no
Speaker 1: context with it's like maybe she isn't. By the way,
Speaker 1: how cute is Lauren When she cries? She gets a
Speaker 1: perfect little red nose. He's tiniest, she looks like an elf.
Speaker 1: She used to be a cat. She said, she's the
Speaker 1: cutest crier. I'm gonna say this, like Ashley, I a
Speaker 1: little too less made like a little like if she
Speaker 1: doesn't have makeup on. She ain't looking that hot. No,
Speaker 1: she has like I'm sorry, she has full lashes on
Speaker 1: at all time. Was wonderful me too. Shut up. What
Speaker 1: I'm saying is this last episode. Do you remember when
Speaker 1: like she was sitting in the first flash to arm tickles,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that was Emily jos Jo tickling Emily's
Speaker 1: arm in bed? It was Amanda. Was Amanda doing arm tickles.
Speaker 1: I was like, is this like a full blown high
Speaker 1: school slumber party. I think it might be like the
Speaker 1: gay thing, but like I never was the woman to
Speaker 1: crawl in bed and like I got got other stuff
Speaker 1: was going on, so it made me so uncomfortable where
Speaker 1: I was just like I like this, like they actually
Speaker 1: have like this weird sisterhood. There's actually a sweetness with
Speaker 1: these women were all competing for bed. They're actually nice ladies.
Speaker 1: They're what I was saying about Lauren b was last episode.
Speaker 1: She was sitting in a bed again talking to someone
Speaker 1: about Olivia, and she had what I'm going to say,
Speaker 1: she might have put on makeup to look like she
Speaker 1: had no makeup on, because she looked ghostly and kind
Speaker 1: of like, well, that's like when a man to the
Speaker 1: mom got woken up for her date in full face
Speaker 1: with Bhillia was just like such a hag. And the
Speaker 1: thing is, it's like Bachelor one oh one. Everyone knows
Speaker 1: if you're the girl that talks about someone else, you're
Speaker 1: pat you're getting over. Not Emily. Okay, now, Emily, I
Speaker 1: have to say when rising from the nash the ashes
Speaker 1: like this, this is like the phoenix, and I did
Speaker 1: not see she has a personality. She's not a rockets
Speaker 1: just but she owns it. She says, I'm not smart,
Speaker 1: but you know what she has. She has actually like
Speaker 1: a strong core of moral like right and wrong. And
Speaker 1: she didn't she's taken down Olivia. She took the bullet
Speaker 1: for the team. And she did say that can we
Speaker 1: start with her bikini? Top of what she I want
Speaker 1: to give her a make all right, she doesn't know
Speaker 1: it's Vegas. She's a professional twin. She's a professional twin.
Speaker 1: It's just it's one of these things where you cheer
Speaker 1: for her because there's this like sweet innocence, but also
Speaker 1: she's just like the F bombs make me laugh so hard,
Speaker 1: Like she couldn't be like more like less classy, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Vegas Vegas twin f bomb just
Speaker 1: like letting it all hang out. You know. I like
Speaker 1: her tone. Nails are probably always almost painted. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean like they have like the stitch. She's going to
Speaker 1: get swept away by like a trucker um in a
Speaker 1: few years. In a weird way that The Bachelor is
Speaker 1: the best thing that's happened to these twins, because now
Speaker 1: I actually can tell them. If you actually put the
Speaker 1: two of them together, I would know which one Emily
Speaker 1: is because she's the one that has a little bit
Speaker 1: of balls. Yeah but she Okay, let's just cut to
Speaker 1: the worst day in Bahamas weather history. They get taken
Speaker 1: to an embarrassing, embarrassing hurricane season, a rocky island that's
Speaker 1: just filled with blowholes, like it's just nothing. But guys
Speaker 1: are the boat ride there alone, I was like harrowing, harrowing.
Speaker 1: And by the way, Olivia is smart to go for
Speaker 1: the top, not the poor twin was like one on
Speaker 1: two on one, I'm gonna put a nice barrel curl
Speaker 1: in my hair a banana. I cut to this solve
Speaker 1: all of the ocean and her. Okay, So they make
Speaker 1: it to this rocky shoreline where there's just nothing but blowholes,
Speaker 1: not a sandy krag in site, and it was it
Speaker 1: was nothing to do there but just hold it. It
Speaker 1: was so awful. At least the twin had the fringe
Speaker 1: wrap and leaving basically Olivia is Olivia still on that island.
Speaker 1: May say something the cut of her or the soundtrack
Speaker 1: of her crying over the quietly, and then you're like,
Speaker 1: and it's just like you see all the ocean. I'm like,
Speaker 1: that reminds me of me when I went through a
Speaker 1: break cup and went to Hawaii Loan. He's like, this
Speaker 1: is bringing me somewhere. I can feel this. I wanted
Speaker 1: pigs to come out like and how cruel is it
Speaker 1: to be like bring the rose with him? Oh? Me
Speaker 1: and my sister and I were talking about. I was like,
Speaker 1: in all Olivia's nightmare, you know, to bring the rose
Speaker 1: with him? Was this was this? That was poor ros
Speaker 1: to then leave you on that island, not even offer
Speaker 1: you a like an escort to a car service. She's
Speaker 1: just staying from the and I sent the PA to
Speaker 1: get her bag. It's one of the greatest shots. Though
Speaker 1: every season I still go back to the the canyon
Speaker 1: with the Jersey Princess and that psycho. I'm sure she
Speaker 1: killed her leaving. That came indion. I forget what season
Speaker 1: was The Farmercy was farming farmers at Farmington the bad Lands.
Speaker 1: That was seriously one of my fate. I was laughing
Speaker 1: so hard because I missed that season and you've described
Speaker 1: that to me. Sorry, because I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's happening. It's happening right now. Her hair was the
Speaker 1: helicopter was blowing her right because he got the helicopter
Speaker 1: left her there, both of them. He left. He left
Speaker 1: two women in the canyon. It was amazing. But I
Speaker 1: have to say, um, there is a shot, though I
Speaker 1: don't know if that's the best shot. Did you see
Speaker 1: the shot of him like in a full gray suit
Speaker 1: leaning off and like a deep lunch, just like, oh
Speaker 1: the wind help me deep? They had that, which we
Speaker 1: never got, And we also never got Jojo racing down
Speaker 1: the stairs. They've got a lot of the previews of
Speaker 1: her racing on the back of her dress going I
Speaker 1: can't do this, and her racing down the stairs, and
Speaker 1: they didn't have that in the episode, and they didn't
Speaker 1: have the teacher who we eventually sent home when like,
Speaker 1: she's got that shot in the last preview where like
Speaker 1: they opened the door and she goes and like her
Speaker 1: face was like I can't believe what she's seeing. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: they didn't have that, but they did have her admit
Speaker 1: that she quit her job to come here. She's like
Speaker 1: a kindergarten teacher who quit her job to come beyond
Speaker 1: the Bachelor. I mean, how idiot. Favorite thing is when
Speaker 1: they're crying in the car and they're like when this
Speaker 1: happens all the time, and I just want to be like,
Speaker 1: come here, see a therapist. Yeah, I also look inside
Speaker 1: who's calling? Who's calling? That's Nick Vile? You guys. Yeah,
Speaker 1: It's like it's one of those things where like you
Speaker 1: always go, has anyone seen the show before? You've all
Speaker 1: seen the show before. You need to plan a little
Speaker 1: bit better. But I also just look forward to those moments.
Speaker 1: That Olivia moment where they pulled away. I was like
Speaker 1: it was kind of like bitter sweet because like I'm
Speaker 1: gonna miss her. But then I'm like she just was
Speaker 1: so like always in a bathing suit was god awful.
Speaker 1: Nothing for her breast placement. I was just like, what
Speaker 1: do you mom going to your like kids? Like she's
Speaker 1: ready to be at a gross soccer moms. You guys.
Speaker 1: I just want to say I was watching We hunted
Speaker 1: down some clips of her doing newscasts and she's definitely
Speaker 1: not twenty three. She's like, she's like she's just done.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, we haven't discussed the best quote. These quotes
Speaker 1: are like, oh yeah, okay. That she started out, come
Speaker 1: at me, Bro, I'm not going anywhere. Everyone else can
Speaker 1: suck it. No. I like reading books in my room
Speaker 1: and thinking that's what I do. Smart things, smart things.
Speaker 1: And then at the end direct quote, deep intellectual things
Speaker 1: are my jam. I mean it was like quarter of
Speaker 1: one in the morning. I hit pause and I was
Speaker 1: just holding myself laughing. Deep intellectual things are my jam.
Speaker 1: And like that skirt suit, Come at me Bro was
Speaker 1: so natural coming out of her mouth that I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't I want you gone? Yeah she was. I
Speaker 1: think she's actually crazy. Here's the thing. Because I only
Speaker 1: watched last seasons, but escaped from I went from gen
Speaker 1: Chef's season to the this is such a more boring
Speaker 1: season because last season we had some of the humor.
Speaker 1: We had JJ and Clint, we had the Healer. These
Speaker 1: girls are just sweet, earnest, Knights like or crazy, like
Speaker 1: like it's not as funny as last year Caitlin. Also,
Speaker 1: I feel like Joe Joe's the new Caitlin and that's
Speaker 1: why I agree she should be the Bachelor at Um
Speaker 1: the next time. But like Caitlin was personality personality out
Speaker 1: and yeah, and the guys always are ready to ham
Speaker 1: it up a little bit. Unfortunately, the women are just
Speaker 1: like worried about their eyes, have like spirals they have
Speaker 1: You're the thing is also it's like the whole you
Speaker 1: know you're in Bahamas. The pigs was so outrageous and
Speaker 1: everyone suddenly had a fun meltdown like you're still in Bahamas.
Speaker 1: It was swarming with I decided last night that the
Speaker 1: Bachelor series is like us seeing behind the scenes of
Speaker 1: a pageant because there's always a bikini sequence. They're always
Speaker 1: in gowns, like when it comes out and then everyone's
Speaker 1: crying sabotaging each other. Her shows up like you're just like,
Speaker 1: oh ship, this is like, well it also works. What
Speaker 1: I also hate is where he went up to Jojo
Speaker 1: and he's like okay, like yeah, like that you have
Speaker 1: to always just be up and on like and she's like,
Speaker 1: you know what like I'm a human being or back
Speaker 1: like one of them. It's like, yeah, man, that scene
Speaker 1: that's I wrote down. That's what I was going to
Speaker 1: bring that up. That's why I thought that that exchange
Speaker 1: with them like when I'm I'm like like a therapist.
Speaker 1: Now let me break down that frame. But he went
Speaker 1: to Jojo when everything was chaotic, and he was just like,
Speaker 1: you know, you're okay, and she was like whoa. You
Speaker 1: know it's hard on all of us because she speaks
Speaker 1: like a human being. And then he was like no, no,
Speaker 1: like you're you get it. And I was like, she's
Speaker 1: she's going to be one of the two because he's
Speaker 1: so she he's so solid with her, and I was
Speaker 1: like that moment, I was like, she's I hope it
Speaker 1: is in the final test? Is she the oldest one? Katy?
Speaker 1: Do you want to come over and say anything? Katie's
Speaker 1: a big Bachelor fan. I feel like this was such
Speaker 1: a good episode, deep intellectual things. Can we talk about
Speaker 1: the preview for the Oh my God, I can't wait
Speaker 1: and that girl the Virgins crying again and looks like
Speaker 1: he's had a lot of botox to get ready to
Speaker 1: be back on TV. This Sunday is Sunday, we have
Speaker 1: to watch. Yeah, we definitely Katie Katie everybody Nerded, Runner
Speaker 1: of the Nerds of the Whole podcast Empire. When she
Speaker 1: said deep intellectual thoughts, that was my favorite thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was just like, nobody know when what you didn't
Speaker 1: even get an intellectual sentence together and ends with my
Speaker 1: jam heard her. Her whole thing that murdered her was
Speaker 1: that she was thought she was saying all the things
Speaker 1: she should be saying, but I didn't realize she was
Speaker 1: Basically everyone around her is dumb. Yeah, and she just
Speaker 1: kept saying it in different ones like I just like
Speaker 1: to read, I just like smart talk. They do their nails.
Speaker 1: They had shots of her doing her now, I mean
Speaker 1: she's the worst of them all, Like she's the worst.
Speaker 1: You think her breath is really bad, yes, because I
Speaker 1: think she doesn't eat, and you know when you don't
Speaker 1: eat for a while and then you get that stank
Speaker 1: breath because it's like you're not eating. I think that's
Speaker 1: got to be a gut thing at this point, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: they probably got Rock's probably leaking. What point? What really? What?
Speaker 1: What do you need to get off your chest about
Speaker 1: last night? What do you need to share and leave
Speaker 1: leave in the safe safe house, the safe circle. I
Speaker 1: don't know what was I mean the moment on that
Speaker 1: on that cliff was, Yeah, that was great there. Also
Speaker 1: remember um last season on The Bachelor or The Bachelorette
Speaker 1: when she left Um, when Caitlin left that cupcake guy
Speaker 1: on like yes, like this really high cliff and I
Speaker 1: was like, Oh, he's gonna jump and kill himself. Yea,
Speaker 1: you stay there that he's sobbedbcake of things I wrote
Speaker 1: down was, um, Chris Harrison has the best job. He
Speaker 1: doesn't he just flies. He flies to these gorgeous things
Speaker 1: and he's responsible for two sentences every episode. He comes
Speaker 1: in and he goes because I remember writing this down
Speaker 1: and I just paused it because I was like, god,
Speaker 1: I just want to be him, like ladies, this is
Speaker 1: the final Rose tonight. And then he's done, punches the
Speaker 1: clock and he's not like I find his presence and
Speaker 1: I think I love him too. I hate him but
Speaker 1: like him a lot. Don't you want that job? He's
Speaker 1: a genius because he's an executive producer on the show,
Speaker 1: and he did that pretty early on. He's like he's
Speaker 1: like to me, like the best job in sports his
Speaker 1: first base coach, because you don't have to do anything.
Speaker 1: These guys have been playing since they were four years
Speaker 1: What can you possibly tell a runner approaching first base?
Speaker 1: And it's Chris Harris, like he can he can just
Speaker 1: be drunk, he can be high, you can be on
Speaker 1: the beach like he has two sentences and all he
Speaker 1: and he seems like trustworthy, so like but even though
Speaker 1: I'm sure he never truly has anyone's back. But all
Speaker 1: he has to do is like what are you know?
Speaker 1: Just follow your heart. It's all has to stay off camera.
Speaker 1: It's five sentences. One in the preview, he says, you know,
Speaker 1: if you do this, it'll it'll be it'll change. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what did he say? It'll change? They always, I agree
Speaker 1: with you where they lead it on, they always change it.
Speaker 1: But like that was weird. Is real weird because I
Speaker 1: thought I felt from the beginning with Lauren B me too,
Speaker 1: that it should be Lauren B. That's the one she's
Speaker 1: I think it's down to Jojo and Lauren B. At
Speaker 1: the end, I hope it is I fear ding Dong.
Speaker 1: I have no idea who's going to be the Bachelorette
Speaker 1: next he's I hope it's not Kayla. I hope he
Speaker 1: thought it would be Kayleb at first. Now I don't know.
Speaker 1: Now I can see it being Jojo, because Jojo reminds
Speaker 1: me of Caitlin. Yeah, I was like, I'm so all
Speaker 1: in on Jojo. She guys to know the Becca is
Speaker 1: a chiropractic assistants, the oldest one there. She's twenty six.
Speaker 1: I just I love and she looks so much older.
Speaker 1: I love. I like Becca to I liked her last time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: She's got a nice way about her and she can
Speaker 1: read and she can shoot a hoop. She's way better
Speaker 1: than I do think though, I like, I like Becca.
Speaker 1: I really like Becca. But I do think that like
Speaker 1: you could take like you could blindfold Becca, take Ben
Speaker 1: out and just put like paul in and she'd be like,
Speaker 1: I'm developing feelings from you know what I mean? Like,
Speaker 1: I think you could put her in front of literally
Speaker 1: a cardboard cup. I think probably all those girls. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well also, I mean it's like Beth Stelling. I remember
Speaker 1: she used to have this joke about about the show
Speaker 1: how She's like, yeah, if you're flying me around and
Speaker 1: giving me these four star dinners and taking me to
Speaker 1: all these exact places. Yeah, I'll fall in love with
Speaker 1: my brother, like I always thought that was so true
Speaker 1: because I mean it's like it's so unrealistic. Yeah, it's like, okay,
Speaker 1: this coming up? Are we all in? We're all watching
Speaker 1: this Sunday twenty As I was going, I was like, oh, God,
Speaker 1: make sure this is more. My DVR was I had
Speaker 1: to go put it in. My DVR wasn't smart and
Speaker 1: my dr did not know I had what you've got
Speaker 1: a good DVR. I definitely had to go who's getting married?
Speaker 1: Do you think I think it's I think that's what
Speaker 1: I thought. No, I think it's Maitland. We have thinkin
Speaker 1: I'll tell you after. I think it's Caitlin and Sean.
Speaker 1: We got a little info, but I but then I
Speaker 1: remember Chris said to Jade and Tanner, oh, you have
Speaker 1: to come back to Mexico, and that's what they'll they'll start, Well,
Speaker 1: they'll have two weddings, they'll have we'll start the Is
Speaker 1: it like a two hour I don't know. I was
Speaker 1: watching this ship since the beginning because they kept showing
Speaker 1: Bob that was so excited. Bob put on a couple
Speaker 1: of lbs Bob like like he put it packed off.
Speaker 1: He was always a little bigger. That's what I liked
Speaker 1: about him. He was and he had personality. I did.
Speaker 1: I did his podcast once You're podcast. He had a
Speaker 1: podcast that I do know. Do we feel like, um, Olivia,
Speaker 1: uh and Lee are going to be like absolute chewings
Speaker 1: for everything Bachelor for the rest of their Definitely? Yeah. Leah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think she just shut herself in
Speaker 1: the foot and she was also born and she looks
Speaker 1: just like Harley's Harley. I kept thinking it was Carly.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, did you see that what's her name is?
Speaker 1: Pregnant in that? Who was crazy girl? Ashley actually actually
Speaker 1: the one who talks to the crab and Sean and
Speaker 1: she's pregnant right or did she already have a baby Caitlin?
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, shut the virgin? Sorry sorry, Sean the virgin? Yeah,
Speaker 1: a baby, right, Yeah, they're pregnant. They're pregnant. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: that means they finally slept together. It was real bad.
Speaker 1: I bet it was. Oh yeah, I'm sure it was terrible.
Speaker 1: She probably just had it hang in there, you guys
Speaker 1: say something she put up. Sean wasn't a virgin I
Speaker 1: can guarantee Sean decided to live a life differently and
Speaker 1: stopped sleeping with women. But I can guarantee that guy
Speaker 1: had sex before he made that choice. Just say that
Speaker 1: they were she wasn't. She wasn't thought she was too.
Speaker 1: How would you publicly call yourself waiting to till he
Speaker 1: was married. I don't think he called himself. You got
Speaker 1: a test your of cars? You got you got a
Speaker 1: test your of the cars? Oh my god, yeah, you guys.
Speaker 1: There's an episode. There's a new show called It's Not You.
Speaker 1: It's just It's not You. It's men on Own and
Speaker 1: it's hosted by Tyrese and Rev Run. Hear me out.
Speaker 1: They had a cup, they talk about sex. They had
Speaker 1: a couple come out who waited till they got married
Speaker 1: to have sex. And at her ceremony, at her reception,
Speaker 1: went to a doctor the week before, I'm drooling sorry,
Speaker 1: went to a a doctor of the week before, got a
Speaker 1: test to prove that she was still a virgin, that
Speaker 1: her hyman was still intact. Announced it at her reception.
Speaker 1: Everyone applauded. Hey, mom and dad. She made it packed
Speaker 1: with her dad that she wouldn't never want to talk
Speaker 1: to anything like that, my dad, that's awkward. And then
Speaker 1: when so, yeah, did she never ride a bike? Did
Speaker 1: she never use a tampa? That's why she got a check.
Speaker 1: That's him and Himan, Okay, him in all right, So
Speaker 1: she never used stampa. She never wrote a bike, she
Speaker 1: never did anything that when horseback riding. Nothing like that.
Speaker 1: Does the tampa? I think it does. I don't mean
Speaker 1: it just felt like banana pants. Well, you guys, this
Speaker 1: has been a real joy. Eddie peppatone, we'll be sending
Speaker 1: it into I'm gonna assume I was watching, I now
Speaker 1: watch thinking about what Eddie's thinking. I want to do.
Speaker 1: I would like to have dispatches from Eddie to the
Speaker 1: full season and then bring him in for a hardcore
Speaker 1: hour when it's all done. Of what this experience was like,
Speaker 1: a one on one with me and Eddie that I've
Speaker 1: been torturing him from Afar, and I want to bring
Speaker 1: in it and break it and face He could face
Speaker 1: his torturer, and that's me. So, did anybody have any
Speaker 1: upcoming gigs that they want to promote? Next Tuesday, I'm
Speaker 1: at a barrel house in San Francisco, Okay, for like
Speaker 1: a little fun. NBC thing and uh Bamford's doing the
Speaker 1: show as well. Like that's fun. I'll be in Chicago
Speaker 1: at zay each yea from seventeenth. Come celebrate text Day
Speaker 1: with me in Dallas. Hyena's the weekend of April fifteenth.
Speaker 1: So you, guys, thank you for listening. We will we
Speaker 1: will be back next Wednesday. Um, I believe Lauren Lapkis
Speaker 1: will be here. I might call in if I can
Speaker 1: because of course, and uh, you guys, uh will you expect?
Speaker 1: This is very exciting and email us at Rose Podcast
Speaker 1: at gmail dot com. Um, any thoughts are questions or
Speaker 1: what you think who you think the final two are
Speaker 1: gonna be. It's getting exciting. When I saw those previews
Speaker 1: last time, I was like exciting. I gotta be honest too,
Speaker 1: is I usually fast forward through the dates because I'm
Speaker 1: just like, sometimes I don't look. If there's someone i'm
Speaker 1: at into, I gotta go, you know, I just want
Speaker 1: to see what's happened. Makes a lot of us. But
Speaker 1: I'm very excited. Thank you for letting ahead. And you
Speaker 1: have your podcast. Oh Dad, Dad's Club, The Dad's Club. Okay,
Speaker 1: you guys, Dad, give me a call. Okay, cool. Well,
Speaker 1: we'll be a Dutch. Okay, all right, you guys have
Speaker 1: a good one. Okay, Oh yeah, I want to get
Speaker 1: all up and get tonight. It feels so good. I
Speaker 1: just gotta want gonna push your finger when you read
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