WEBVTT - Episode 298: Did Charissa & Steve Break Up? 0:00:00.280 --> 0:00:04.560 He's going to O'Hare and I'm going to Midway. Two 0:00:04.559 --> 0:00:08.640 flights going to Chicago thirty minutes apart. I'm on one 0:00:08.800 --> 0:00:11.680 that's now going to take off without me, and he's 0:00:11.720 --> 0:00:14.920 on another. So guess where my bag's going one way 0:00:15.080 --> 0:00:19.240 and his is going another. So now now I'm lost. 0:00:19.320 --> 0:00:22.120 Now I'm like, what the fuck? Calm down with Erin 0:00:22.160 --> 0:00:30.640 and Carissa is a production of iHeartRadio. I was so 0:00:30.720 --> 0:00:33.400 annoyed in Minnesota this week. Hi everybody, and welcome to 0:00:33.440 --> 0:00:36.000 the big Show. I hope everybody had a great holiday. 0:00:36.320 --> 0:00:40.520 Great hotel in Minnesota. Four Seasons use the four Seasons app. 0:00:40.600 --> 0:00:43.839 Even Kevin talked about it, how wonderful the app is. 0:00:43.880 --> 0:00:46.000 Don't have to talk to anyone, just text on the app. 0:00:46.880 --> 0:00:52.040 But didn't get my girl on Fox in Mini and 0:00:52.120 --> 0:00:55.480 I just felt so I love you lost And then 0:00:55.520 --> 0:00:57.120 I tried to go to the app and I couldn't 0:00:57.120 --> 0:00:59.720 get you on the app and like, oh, I know. 0:01:00.200 --> 0:01:02.200 Well then, okay, I have a confession to make. Are 0:01:02.200 --> 0:01:07.000 you ready? Yeah? This is this is what losers we 0:01:07.040 --> 0:01:10.200 are for me. I'll start out of four Seasons in Chicago. 0:01:10.280 --> 0:01:12.600 Did you use the app? No? I didn't. I'm not 0:01:12.680 --> 0:01:14.920 using the app. I mean, you're lucky. I'm even using 0:01:14.920 --> 0:01:17.800 this app to be on riverside. I am not an 0:01:17.800 --> 0:01:20.560 app girl, Okay, I like advertisers. I can't do the app. 0:01:20.600 --> 0:01:23.480 The phone's overflowing with apps, Like I just want to 0:01:23.480 --> 0:01:29.360 go it. No, I had. I didn't hear from you 0:01:29.680 --> 0:01:32.480 on our game. Did you think I was mad at you? Yeah, 0:01:32.880 --> 0:01:35.760 because I didn't hear from you. No. I didn't hear 0:01:35.800 --> 0:01:38.880 from you during our Thursday game and we always usually 0:01:38.920 --> 0:01:41.840 tie for a game, or at least day after Christmas, 0:01:41.920 --> 0:01:43.560 Day after Christmas, which, by the way, like it was 0:01:43.560 --> 0:01:45.880 more of like, okay, well, holidays were busy. And then 0:01:45.959 --> 0:01:49.040 I didn't hear from you in the show yesterday, and 0:01:49.080 --> 0:01:51.000 then I was like and then I text you before 0:01:51.040 --> 0:01:53.160 your game, being like I can't wait to watch you. 0:01:53.160 --> 0:01:55.720 I'm so excited for this game. And then you didn't 0:01:55.760 --> 0:01:58.640 respond back, and I call you and I was like, 0:01:58.680 --> 0:02:00.960 all right, well this is where we're at. Up. We're 0:02:01.000 --> 0:02:03.480 breaking up again. We're breaking up. Before breaking up, you 0:02:03.560 --> 0:02:06.040 almost broke up, like so much breaking up. We have 0:02:06.120 --> 0:02:09.079 a lot. Now are we breaking out? We don't know, no, 0:02:09.200 --> 0:02:10.839 do things We're going to run through on the Big 0:02:10.880 --> 0:02:13.040 Show again. As Aaron mentioned, hope you guys had a 0:02:13.080 --> 0:02:15.160 great holiday and this will air after the New Year, 0:02:15.240 --> 0:02:18.440 so happy New Year to all of our calm down crew. 0:02:19.680 --> 0:02:21.320 We will go over the fact that Steve and I 0:02:21.360 --> 0:02:24.280 almost broke up. Not really, it was a dramatic situation, 0:02:24.520 --> 0:02:26.880 but I would love your guys' I'd love the calm 0:02:26.880 --> 0:02:30.120 down communities feedback on said thing. I'll give you your 0:02:30.680 --> 0:02:32.919 my feedback when you finally I'm like, leave me a 0:02:32.960 --> 0:02:35.160 voice note, stop texting me, leave me a voice I 0:02:35.240 --> 0:02:38.040 ran next time I couldn't. She's like, we're breaking up. 0:02:38.080 --> 0:02:40.360 I'm breaking up with him as we speak. It's Christmas Eve. 0:02:40.520 --> 0:02:43.480 I'm like, what this is not what I want to hear. 0:02:43.520 --> 0:02:46.359 And then of course, over on our end norovirus and 0:02:46.440 --> 0:02:50.040 like no dive with the no really dramatic on our end, 0:02:50.080 --> 0:02:51.880 Jared's like, well, I mean I'm inviting him to a 0:02:51.919 --> 0:02:53.519 voice trip and I'm still going to invite him, like 0:02:53.560 --> 0:02:55.200 I already got him like a next thing, like and 0:02:55.240 --> 0:02:57.440 now you know the map, and like he's coming. And 0:02:57.480 --> 0:02:59.600 I was like, no, they're not breaking up, and if 0:02:59.600 --> 0:03:01.560 they do break up, we've got to get them back together, 0:03:01.600 --> 0:03:05.240 because like what the fuck, And so I love that 0:03:05.360 --> 0:03:07.760 all of that turned into okay, so we'll explain that 0:03:08.400 --> 0:03:11.800 Mac went sledding and went skiing for the first time, 0:03:11.960 --> 0:03:14.840 and was this guy was very busy during the holidays, 0:03:15.040 --> 0:03:18.240 and also we got to talk about all things NFL. 0:03:18.400 --> 0:03:22.400 As we enter into week eighteen, the playoff picture is 0:03:22.480 --> 0:03:26.680 almost set. I'm just I'm so freaking excited. All right, 0:03:26.680 --> 0:03:29.600 I can't believe we just finished week seventeen. That is 0:03:29.639 --> 0:03:32.440 it is bananas. It is went by very I think 0:03:32.480 --> 0:03:34.840 it's went by really fast. You don't you have that 0:03:35.080 --> 0:03:37.000 that face makes me think that you don't think it's 0:03:37.040 --> 0:03:39.560 went by. I do, and I don't. It's like there 0:03:39.560 --> 0:03:41.400 are some things that have been like a lot, but 0:03:41.440 --> 0:03:44.160 then there's something that it's just been like, holy shit, 0:03:44.240 --> 0:03:46.160 how are we in week seventeen? Like I laid down 0:03:46.200 --> 0:03:48.000 this morning when I got finally in bed and I 0:03:48.080 --> 0:03:50.640 said to Jared, that was just week seventeen, and he goes, 0:03:50.720 --> 0:03:54.600 holy crap, right, and then another thing. Ryan didn't add 0:03:54.680 --> 0:03:57.000 to the rundown, but I definitely want to talk about it. 0:03:57.080 --> 0:04:00.960 I was on a flight to Washington for my Baltimore 0:04:01.040 --> 0:04:05.160 game before Christmas, and I got sucked into my seat 0:04:05.200 --> 0:04:07.960 mates movie who I didn't know, and we had a 0:04:07.960 --> 0:04:11.360 whole exchange about it and both started crying, and it 0:04:11.400 --> 0:04:13.360 was a whole situation. So I want to talk about 0:04:13.400 --> 0:04:15.320 that too. All right, let's do it. Let's jump right in. 0:04:15.400 --> 0:04:19.480 So Christmas you were in you had time off finally, 0:04:19.520 --> 0:04:23.320 so you were with the whole family Netflix amazing. I 0:04:23.400 --> 0:04:27.520 was in Chicago with Steve and the crew of Steve. 0:04:27.680 --> 0:04:29.479 We went a couple days earlier, and then of course 0:04:29.480 --> 0:04:31.000 the Thursday Night crew because we had a game on 0:04:31.040 --> 0:04:32.800 the twenty six. Yeah, so Steve and I are like, 0:04:32.800 --> 0:04:35.440 all right, we're gonna spend Christmas in Chicago, but let's 0:04:35.440 --> 0:04:39.000 go a couple of days early because Chicago Christmas time great. 0:04:39.560 --> 0:04:43.479 So work has booked my trip and Steve is using 0:04:43.960 --> 0:04:48.120 the miles whatever of my account. So he's I don't know, 0:04:48.160 --> 0:04:50.400 I can't remember if I he must have he must 0:04:50.400 --> 0:04:53.640 have booked it whatever it was. But we both so 0:04:53.720 --> 0:04:56.840 we have a connection through Minneapolis. Okay, everything's going, everything's 0:04:56.880 --> 0:04:59.000 going great, you know, because we started the day off 0:04:59.000 --> 0:05:01.839 in the Delta one. Laud we are we are just 0:05:01.920 --> 0:05:05.480 We've had our mimosas, we've had our eggs. Benedict that 0:05:05.640 --> 0:05:07.719 the smoke salmon, the bagel and locks. I mean, things 0:05:07.760 --> 0:05:10.000 are going great. And I said to him, I don't 0:05:10.040 --> 0:05:11.960 have to work tomorrow. I don't even have to work 0:05:12.000 --> 0:05:14.719 the next day. So mama is going to have herself 0:05:14.720 --> 0:05:16.919 a time. I'm going to enjoy all the cocktails and 0:05:17.080 --> 0:05:20.280 for once, I'm not going to be worried about the travel. 0:05:20.360 --> 0:05:22.839 You've got it right, like you take over. I just 0:05:22.880 --> 0:05:25.159 want just tell me when we need to board, and 0:05:25.360 --> 0:05:28.960 let's do it. He goes, I got you. So the 0:05:29.000 --> 0:05:34.440 first leg of the trip goes great. Now we're in Minnesota, correct, Okay, 0:05:34.560 --> 0:05:39.039 So now Delta, how going to Chicago? Why are you connect? 0:05:38.640 --> 0:05:41.920 Am Adelta loyalists? So I'm going to go on the 0:05:41.960 --> 0:05:45.520 Delta flight that connects her Minneapolis because the only directs 0:05:45.520 --> 0:05:49.600 were United or American Loyalists. Loyalists loyalists. Sure, so I 0:05:49.839 --> 0:05:51.040 said to say, I don't even care if I have 0:05:51.040 --> 0:05:54.880 a connection. It's Delta, Delta Minneapolis. We get picked up 0:05:54.920 --> 0:05:57.840 in the car, we get the whole, the whole royal treatment. 0:05:57.920 --> 0:06:00.360 We are now in the second lounge. I'm going back 0:06:00.360 --> 0:06:03.599 in those too mini lounge, you know the one, and 0:06:03.640 --> 0:06:07.839 there's like a bunch of the chili. Yes, actually, I 0:06:07.960 --> 0:06:09.480 normally I would not know that, but it was so 0:06:09.560 --> 0:06:11.080 close to the gate. It was so funny. The guy 0:06:11.080 --> 0:06:13.200 picked us up and he goes, where's your gate? And 0:06:13.240 --> 0:06:15.480 we look at it. We look down and he goes, actually, 0:06:15.560 --> 0:06:17.800 it's right here, like he picked us up to go 0:06:17.960 --> 0:06:21.160 like not even It was so funny but anyways, so nice, 0:06:21.240 --> 0:06:25.320 great service, Delta, Delta, Delta, love you, Delta Gamma. So 0:06:26.000 --> 0:06:28.800 back in the lounge cocktail cocktail, and I look at 0:06:28.839 --> 0:06:31.200 him and I said, hey, like, I have no idea 0:06:31.200 --> 0:06:32.720 when we're supposed to be boarding, Like are you paying 0:06:32.720 --> 0:06:34.760 attention to what's going on here? He goes, I got it, 0:06:34.920 --> 0:06:36.960 like in the whole, Like, oh I got it, dismissive. 0:06:36.960 --> 0:06:40.000 Way great, I'm gonna sit back enjoy this. All of 0:06:40.000 --> 0:06:42.920 a sudden, I get a text on my phone from 0:06:42.920 --> 0:06:46.720 the Delta representative, Miss Thompson. Your flight is boarding. We 0:06:46.960 --> 0:06:50.039 don't see you on board again, great service. So I 0:06:50.120 --> 0:06:51.839 hold it up to Steve if I go, uh, why 0:06:51.920 --> 0:06:55.520 is the flight boarding? And he did and he exactly 0:06:55.560 --> 0:06:58.520 and he said, well, Bargo, according to my app, we 0:06:58.560 --> 0:07:02.240 don't board for another forty five minutes. Point of the 0:07:02.240 --> 0:07:06.640 story is he's going to O'Hare and I'm going to Midway. 0:07:07.640 --> 0:07:11.840 Two flights going to Chicago thirty minutes apart. I'm on 0:07:11.840 --> 0:07:14.640 one that's now going to take off without me, and 0:07:14.840 --> 0:07:18.000 he's on another. So guess where my bag's going one 0:07:18.040 --> 0:07:22.640 way and his is going another. So now now I'm lost. 0:07:22.720 --> 0:07:25.880 Now I'm like, what the fuck? I wanted one flight 0:07:25.920 --> 0:07:28.400 where I didn't have to pay attention because normally, obviously 0:07:28.400 --> 0:07:31.200 I'm flying by myself and I don't know being lucid. 0:07:31.480 --> 0:07:33.320 So I'm like, I wanted one time where I could 0:07:33.360 --> 0:07:35.640 just kick my heels up and relax. And now and 0:07:35.680 --> 0:07:38.240 so I'm like, I am motherfucking and I don't normally 0:07:38.240 --> 0:07:40.320 did it. I didn't actually swear. Maybe I did once, 0:07:40.560 --> 0:07:43.480 but I was like, are you kidding me? So I've 0:07:43.480 --> 0:07:44.880 got it. I'm not going to make it on mine. 0:07:44.880 --> 0:07:47.120 So now I got to get rebooked on his. Well, 0:07:47.200 --> 0:07:49.080 now I'm going to land in Chicago and I don't 0:07:49.080 --> 0:07:51.920 have any luggage. I don't have a dress for dinner 0:07:52.040 --> 0:07:57.600 tonight tonight. So, needless to say, the thirty minutes between 0:07:57.760 --> 0:08:00.920 when we were gonna the boarding time, I said, leave 0:08:00.920 --> 0:08:02.480 me alone. I want to be left alone. I went 0:08:02.520 --> 0:08:06.800 to a restaurant hate by myself. I'm girl. No. It 0:08:06.880 --> 0:08:10.120 was like a Minnesota centric restaurant. There was a Kirby 0:08:10.160 --> 0:08:14.000 Pucket jersey hanging shout out Minnesota Twins, and it was 0:08:14.040 --> 0:08:16.840 so bad. I'd been crying because I was now dramatic 0:08:16.920 --> 0:08:21.200 after five cocktails and let yeah, right after five cocktails 0:08:21.240 --> 0:08:24.040 and I the waitress goes, are you okay? And I 0:08:24.080 --> 0:08:26.720 was like, I'll be fine, thanks, Like just so dramatic 0:08:26.760 --> 0:08:29.160 at this point. So now we get on the plane. 0:08:29.200 --> 0:08:31.440 I'm not looking at him, I'm not talking to him. 0:08:31.760 --> 0:08:34.680 I'm just texting Aaron. I'm breaking up with Steve. We 0:08:34.760 --> 0:08:37.920 are breaking up. It's over. I'm like, did he cheat 0:08:37.960 --> 0:08:40.400 on you? What happened? This is what she wrote. She 0:08:40.559 --> 0:08:43.320 literally wrote, did he cheat? I go No, that I 0:08:43.320 --> 0:08:46.600 would understand, because that, by the way, first of all, 0:08:46.600 --> 0:08:48.959 the way I'm acting, I would understand if you cheated. No. 0:08:49.000 --> 0:08:52.120 I swear to God, if he ever cheats, that's it. 0:08:52.120 --> 0:08:53.600 That's the end of us. That really is the end 0:08:53.600 --> 0:08:56.480 of us. But I was so upset and so I 0:08:56.520 --> 0:08:59.320 couldn't voice note. She's like, voice know me what is happening? 0:08:59.520 --> 0:09:02.680 Because he's sitting right next to me, So I don't know. However, 0:09:02.720 --> 0:09:04.720 many hours. It was later by the time I land 0:09:04.760 --> 0:09:07.840 in Chicago by myself because I have now gotten into 0:09:07.920 --> 0:09:10.600 cab by myself, because I'm like, you have to go 0:09:10.640 --> 0:09:13.600 to O'Hare and get our bags. So I check into 0:09:13.600 --> 0:09:16.960 the hotel and the hotel is so nice. Okay, we 0:09:17.040 --> 0:09:20.600 know it's so nice. Great too. They gave me like 0:09:20.880 --> 0:09:23.240 a massive room, and all I could think of is good, 0:09:23.440 --> 0:09:25.920 when he walks in here, he'll see this incredible room 0:09:26.040 --> 0:09:28.280 and he should be so fucking lucky to be with me, 0:09:28.600 --> 0:09:31.160 and there and that and that. So then what do 0:09:31.240 --> 0:09:33.920 I get. I've now taken a shower, I'm in the room, 0:09:34.000 --> 0:09:36.160 I'm in my robe, all cozy because I'm not gonna 0:09:36.160 --> 0:09:38.640 worry about this luggage. This is a hymn problem in 0:09:38.760 --> 0:09:41.680 true Steve fashion, I get and I'll show the picture 0:09:41.679 --> 0:09:43.880 on here. I get a picture of him and baggage 0:09:43.880 --> 0:09:47.400 claim with this sweet old woman going like this thumbs 0:09:47.440 --> 0:09:50.200 up because they got the bag. He's not affected by this, 0:09:50.280 --> 0:09:54.240 he's having a great time, and I'm like, yeah, So anyways, 0:09:54.600 --> 0:09:56.920 the next day I think is what I called you know, 0:09:56.920 --> 0:09:58.200 I was like, we're not break or no. I called 0:09:58.200 --> 0:10:00.200 you that night. Whatever it was, we didn't break up. 0:10:00.760 --> 0:10:03.600 I was being a little dramatic, but also I'm curious, 0:10:03.720 --> 0:10:06.679 wouldn't you guys be pissed off if you let your 0:10:06.720 --> 0:10:10.040 significant other handle the travel plans? And then the travel 0:10:10.080 --> 0:10:12.080 plans got all mixed up, and now we got luggage 0:10:12.080 --> 0:10:14.600 one way and one person's going this way. I probably 0:10:14.640 --> 0:10:16.560 could have handled it better, but in the moment, I 0:10:16.600 --> 0:10:19.280 was really upset. I think you really did yourself in 0:10:19.280 --> 0:10:23.160 in the Kirby Pucket restaurant. I did. I did because 0:10:23.200 --> 0:10:24.600 as I was crying and the waitress was like, are 0:10:24.640 --> 0:10:26.880 you okay? Would you like another? I was like, yeah, 0:10:26.960 --> 0:10:34.200 I do and another. Wow. Everything was fine. The next 0:10:34.200 --> 0:10:36.440 morning we woke up and I was like, can you 0:10:36.440 --> 0:10:38.880 please just be responsible next time? And look, and he 0:10:38.960 --> 0:10:41.079 was like, yes, I got it, no problem. I'm like okay, 0:10:41.200 --> 0:10:53.640 and it was fine. How is your Christmas adorable? Well? 0:10:53.720 --> 0:10:56.280 Thank god, Christmas was safe. After I woke up Christmas 0:10:56.320 --> 0:10:58.560 morning and you guys were not broken up, because I 0:10:58.640 --> 0:11:04.120 was very learned about our future. Christmas was good. Christmas 0:11:04.360 --> 0:11:07.520 was as I've learned from everybody that does this with kids, 0:11:07.559 --> 0:11:09.440 and how do people do this with kids? I mean, 0:11:09.480 --> 0:11:11.560 I'm coming in hot from a game I've got my 0:11:11.600 --> 0:11:14.240 family there, I've got my kid there. We let which 0:11:14.280 --> 0:11:17.760 we should our nannies have a break, and I was like, 0:11:18.360 --> 0:11:21.080 oh my god, where are these people. It was a lot, 0:11:21.160 --> 0:11:26.480 and my son was hysterical and fun and he loved 0:11:26.520 --> 0:11:29.040 every second of all these winter sports. And he was 0:11:29.080 --> 0:11:32.800 so freaking cute, so cute and putting snow gear on 0:11:32.880 --> 0:11:35.640 a child of that age and I guess, really of 0:11:35.679 --> 0:11:38.679 any age is really a lot. But by this car, 0:11:39.280 --> 0:11:41.440 oh my god, he doesn't I mean, he doesn't know 0:11:41.559 --> 0:11:44.760 to put his thumb in the glove and then holding 0:11:44.840 --> 0:11:46.960 him for the boot and the head. Shit. But you 0:11:47.040 --> 0:11:48.959 don't want to be the asshole where the kid is cold. 0:11:49.360 --> 0:11:51.880 But man, he was a trooper. He was awesome. We 0:11:51.920 --> 0:11:54.920 had a great time. I was so tired when I 0:11:54.960 --> 0:11:58.080 showed up in Minnesota this weekend, but it was great. 0:11:58.160 --> 0:12:00.360 And now before the podcast, I was just kind of 0:12:00.440 --> 0:12:03.160 unwrapping everything and going through Christmas again, being like, oh 0:12:03.200 --> 0:12:05.160 my god, we got this and oh my god, we 0:12:05.200 --> 0:12:08.960 got that. But we had a very sesame Street Christmas, 0:12:08.960 --> 0:12:11.960 which was super cute. And now he's got all the 0:12:12.000 --> 0:12:15.000 little friends and I want to so badly make a 0:12:15.000 --> 0:12:17.880 little appearance on Sesame Street. So badly for my kid. 0:12:18.880 --> 0:12:20.800 Make your play right, now, make your plea. Let's go 0:12:20.840 --> 0:12:23.520 to Sesame Street. Listen. It's funny when you talk to 0:12:23.559 --> 0:12:26.640 Macki Stole. You're like, hey, what does cookie monster say? 0:12:26.640 --> 0:12:31.040 And he goes, I miss him. I haven't seen him 0:12:31.040 --> 0:12:32.680 in a while. I feel like he's like a grown 0:12:32.960 --> 0:12:36.040 When you sent that text on our text chain of 0:12:36.160 --> 0:12:39.840 him going down the hill with Jared on Skis, Steve 0:12:39.880 --> 0:12:42.080 and I were then back together and I looked at him, go, 0:12:42.520 --> 0:12:45.760 oh my god, is he allowed to be? I was like, 0:12:45.800 --> 0:12:47.199 I was the mother. I was like, I don't think 0:12:47.240 --> 0:12:50.760 that's allowed. He's so young, but like he crushed and 0:12:50.800 --> 0:12:55.080 I loved it. This little smile at the end, yay 0:12:55.080 --> 0:12:57.640 clapping so cute. Yeah, it was fun. It was a 0:12:57.679 --> 0:13:01.599 good time. Good But it's a lot holy cow, and 0:13:01.960 --> 0:13:04.839 it's you know what was so nice today coming home 0:13:05.000 --> 0:13:06.960 and not having to be like I gotta go get 0:13:06.960 --> 0:13:08.839 this gift and I gotta go get that gift and 0:13:08.880 --> 0:13:11.560 I gotta wrap this shit. So that was really nice today. 0:13:11.600 --> 0:13:13.880 So I wonder. I wonder because I think about this too, 0:13:13.880 --> 0:13:18.240 and every year Steve does have a funny thing. So 0:13:18.240 --> 0:13:20.280 this year he goes We're making a list of every 0:13:20.320 --> 0:13:22.960 person you got a present for, and we're gonna check 0:13:23.000 --> 0:13:25.520 off and see if they even unwrapped all your gifts, 0:13:25.520 --> 0:13:27.960 because you got me seventy five gifts. I want to 0:13:28.000 --> 0:13:32.800 know what I have on right now. Two things. I 0:13:32.800 --> 0:13:35.679 feel like the woman from Home Alone, Catherine O'Hara, like 0:13:36.280 --> 0:13:38.599 or Haa, whatever her name is. She's great. And I 0:13:38.640 --> 0:13:40.600 can give you love the ear rings. You love the earrings. 0:13:41.160 --> 0:13:44.079 These are so great? Still that great? Oh my god, 0:13:44.120 --> 0:13:45.839 Jarret loves him so much. He never wanted to take 0:13:45.880 --> 0:13:48.640 them off. Thank you so much. So are they? First 0:13:48.640 --> 0:13:51.000 of all, I think as I've gotten older, I've turned 0:13:51.000 --> 0:13:53.319 into a toddler. I don't want any shoes with ties 0:13:53.360 --> 0:13:55.400 on it, like I want I'm up at the ranch. 0:13:55.480 --> 0:13:58.360 I want rain boots, tuck them right in. No ties, 0:13:58.480 --> 0:14:02.160 I want slippers, I want vans. I just I'm not 0:14:02.200 --> 0:14:04.600 interested to tying. And now it's untied, and now it's 0:14:04.640 --> 0:14:06.719 like the ties too tight, and it's like I love 0:14:06.760 --> 0:14:09.760 a slip in and slip out situation. But yeah, no, 0:14:09.880 --> 0:14:12.040 you were so generous for Christmas. Aaron gave me this 0:14:12.240 --> 0:14:15.760 amazing book. I wanted this book since the second I 0:14:15.800 --> 0:14:17.760 saw it. At her house. I was so worried you 0:14:17.800 --> 0:14:20.280 had it. No, Oh my god, you don't have to. 0:14:21.320 --> 0:14:24.480 It's a football book and it's who that I don't 0:14:24.520 --> 0:14:26.400 know the company asked a line or I'm going to 0:14:26.440 --> 0:14:28.480 say it, but it's also like any you guys know 0:14:28.520 --> 0:14:31.160 those coffee table books that are so so beautiful and 0:14:31.240 --> 0:14:34.840 Task is another brand, but this one was massive. I 0:14:34.840 --> 0:14:38.440 mean it's probably twelve inches. It's gorgeous deep, and every 0:14:38.520 --> 0:14:40.840 picture it's like almost like three D, like it has 0:14:40.880 --> 0:14:44.600 an overlay. Anyways, it's stunning, and you were wildly generous. Anyways, 0:14:44.640 --> 0:14:48.640 Oh stop, Steve has a whole thing where everyone that 0:14:48.680 --> 0:14:52.520 I that we gave a gift to it. He's not shopping. 0:14:52.520 --> 0:14:56.440 He wasn't doing that everyone that Why is it always 0:14:56.440 --> 0:14:59.640 falling the women and they don't think about those other people? Anyways, 0:14:59.680 --> 0:15:01.600 we get it. You're just walking around the house looking 0:15:01.640 --> 0:15:04.200 for regifting. Well, hey, we could give him this. We 0:15:04.240 --> 0:15:09.000 don't use this, by the way, steep it back. I 0:15:09.080 --> 0:15:13.720 will use that step this year with some stuff that 0:15:13.760 --> 0:15:15.720 we got. He goes, Hey, he goes, I'm not gonna 0:15:15.760 --> 0:15:16.800 use that. Do you think that we could save it 0:15:16.800 --> 0:15:20.240 for someone else? I said, absolutely not. I said, no, 0:15:20.440 --> 0:15:22.520 we are going to donate. If you don't think that 0:15:22.520 --> 0:15:24.960 that's something that you could use, we're going to donate. 0:15:25.000 --> 0:15:26.640 We're not regifting because you know what's going to end 0:15:26.680 --> 0:15:29.080 up happening. Karma's going to bite us square on the 0:15:29.120 --> 0:15:31.640 ass and somewhere, somehow it's going to get back that 0:15:31.680 --> 0:15:34.520 we're regifting. Absolutely not have some gratitude because you didn't 0:15:34.520 --> 0:15:37.680 buy one of these presents. No, So he has a 0:15:37.720 --> 0:15:39.960 whole thing of like check off who gave you things? 0:15:40.000 --> 0:15:42.680 And he really did it. And I said, this is insane. 0:15:42.720 --> 0:15:44.120 You don't have time to buy the gifts, but you're 0:15:44.120 --> 0:15:47.800 making sure that the inventory is aligned. Oh yeah, it off. 0:15:47.960 --> 0:15:51.720 So this is my point. It's excessive. I think that 0:15:51.800 --> 0:15:54.640 we should. It's too much and it's too much pressure. 0:15:54.680 --> 0:15:56.760 And then every year, and I'm saying this to you, 0:15:56.840 --> 0:15:59.880 miss Andrews, because you're so generous. You are you bought 0:15:59.920 --> 0:16:04.000 my kids seven thousand different kids. Kids don't count. I'm 0:16:04.000 --> 0:16:07.200 talking about adults. I think that we have to do something. 0:16:07.280 --> 0:16:08.720 I know we're doing the next I know I got 0:16:08.720 --> 0:16:10.560 to get next to day. I'm not gonna have anybody. 0:16:10.600 --> 0:16:13.760 I'm not gonna have any money. You guys, my neck 0:16:13.840 --> 0:16:17.320 is getting so bad. Okay, stay with me, squirrel. You 0:16:17.360 --> 0:16:19.200 and I are going to buy each other nut surgeries. 0:16:19.600 --> 0:16:23.120 Great because and I get this there too. Oh yeah, no, 0:16:23.160 --> 0:16:25.600 I've got a whole like thing. Hey, if any plastic 0:16:25.600 --> 0:16:27.480 surgeons are listening, and no, and I'm not saying this 0:16:27.560 --> 0:16:30.320 in a way, you can do it for you. Seventy 0:16:30.360 --> 0:16:32.920 five surgeries. Okay, I never even got the boobs I 0:16:32.960 --> 0:16:35.400 was gonna get. Okay, like I still yet to get 0:16:35.400 --> 0:16:37.840 a surgery that I've talked about, but I need to 0:16:37.920 --> 0:16:41.040 know how to get rid of this. Right here, we 0:16:41.160 --> 0:16:45.120 got like a whole pocket, like a little squirrel is 0:16:45.280 --> 0:16:49.960 storing her nuts for the winter, and it's still from today. 0:16:50.560 --> 0:16:53.040 I need it to look like from this to this. 0:16:53.240 --> 0:16:55.040 And I thought the strings we're going to do it. 0:16:55.160 --> 0:16:59.120 I'm past the point of strings. Okay, here's what we're 0:16:59.120 --> 0:17:01.960 gonna do. After the surgery. We're then not going to 0:17:02.000 --> 0:17:04.480 buy each other gifts like excessively. We're going to do 0:17:04.520 --> 0:17:08.160 the white elephant thing. Yeah, I really think like whether 0:17:08.200 --> 0:17:10.359 it's well, we don't have any of the friends, I 0:17:10.359 --> 0:17:14.160 don't come to the solution I would love. Here's the deal. 0:17:14.240 --> 0:17:16.840 Let me open this up again to the to the community, 0:17:17.040 --> 0:17:20.720 the calm down community. What do you do for girlfriends 0:17:20.720 --> 0:17:23.160 where it's like we don't need anything. We didn't buy 0:17:23.200 --> 0:17:25.720 each other anything, Like enough is enough? What is something 0:17:25.800 --> 0:17:28.840 that can crush you with your your girlfriends or your 0:17:28.880 --> 0:17:31.880 sister or whoever. Where you want it to be meaningful 0:17:32.040 --> 0:17:33.359 and you want to show that you love them, but 0:17:33.440 --> 0:17:36.679 like it's not an excess of all your person So 0:17:37.119 --> 0:17:40.120 that I love any feedback because it's getting crazy. I mean, 0:17:40.160 --> 0:17:42.399 at this point, we're buying boats for each other. We 0:17:42.440 --> 0:17:45.800 don't need that. Actually looking to sell my boat. Okay, 0:17:45.960 --> 0:17:48.840 oh god, really, I haven't used the goddamn thing in 0:17:48.840 --> 0:17:52.199 two years. I'm paying storage fees. Oh geez, yeah, you 0:17:52.200 --> 0:17:56.520 don't need that. That's throwing money away. Hey, sheep to feed. 0:17:57.040 --> 0:18:01.080 I got to tell you the story about going to Baltimore. Yes, 0:18:01.160 --> 0:18:04.359 so I'm on this fight to Washington because that's the 0:18:04.400 --> 0:18:07.080 best route for me to get there, and it's a 0:18:07.119 --> 0:18:09.720 five hour flight and I'm just grinding away because it's 0:18:09.720 --> 0:18:12.639 the holiday. I haven't really covered Baltimore too much. I'm 0:18:12.680 --> 0:18:15.760 all over their website doing a ton of stuff. The 0:18:15.800 --> 0:18:18.280 guy next to me's great, it hasn't said a word 0:18:18.320 --> 0:18:22.359 doing his own thing, and I've looked over a few 0:18:22.400 --> 0:18:26.040 times and I've noticed it's the Christopher Reeves documentary. I 0:18:26.240 --> 0:18:29.280 believe from peeping on it the whole time that his 0:18:29.400 --> 0:18:31.320 kids must be involved in it, because it had his 0:18:31.400 --> 0:18:34.600 three kids. I don't know if they produced it with somebody, 0:18:35.119 --> 0:18:37.760 but I was a big Christopher Reeves fan, and I 0:18:37.880 --> 0:18:42.720 remember man when his wife was on Oprah because they 0:18:42.760 --> 0:18:45.520 showed part of the interview. Anyways, I am in and 0:18:45.560 --> 0:18:49.240 out looking at this thing, and finally at some point 0:18:49.280 --> 0:18:52.080 I'm in. I'm in, I'm watching. I don't want him 0:18:52.119 --> 0:18:54.320 to think I'm the person that I bitch about all 0:18:54.359 --> 0:18:56.680 the time, or you're looking at my shit. Okay, I'm 0:18:56.720 --> 0:19:01.760 still studying and there are fucking I could never watch 0:19:01.800 --> 0:19:04.600 this documentary. First of all, I don't have sound. There's 0:19:04.640 --> 0:19:07.919 no close caption, but you can tell everything happening. It 0:19:08.040 --> 0:19:11.080 is so beautifully done, and it's not a beautiful subject. 0:19:11.160 --> 0:19:14.240 It goes in and out of him, you know, paralyzed 0:19:14.320 --> 0:19:17.400 him with the feeding tube, him being the hot superman, 0:19:17.840 --> 0:19:21.320 him with his kids when he was injured. From everything 0:19:21.359 --> 0:19:25.040 I could gather from snooping this whole time, his son 0:19:25.280 --> 0:19:28.680 was like very very small, with his youngest son. This 0:19:28.720 --> 0:19:31.240 thing is so emotional. There was no sound, there was 0:19:31.280 --> 0:19:35.000 no close captioning. I'm fucking crying. I'm crying and I 0:19:35.040 --> 0:19:37.399 can't stop now. The guy next to you said anything 0:19:37.400 --> 0:19:40.480 at the sime, No and nothing. He's paused a few times, 0:19:40.520 --> 0:19:43.120 gone up to go to the bathroom. I then am 0:19:43.200 --> 0:19:48.240 googling his wife because I'm like, she died, didn't she die? CHRISA, 0:19:48.800 --> 0:19:52.639 She died like nine months after his dad came of 0:19:53.040 --> 0:19:57.600 lung cancer, and she didn't even smoke. So then they're 0:19:57.640 --> 0:20:01.480 on that part portion of the documentary, Kids are Children. 0:20:01.680 --> 0:20:05.280 She's delivered the eulogy. Then she's said, I finally this guy. 0:20:05.320 --> 0:20:07.679