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Speaker 1: Today, we call a woman who's been applying for reality

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Speaker 1: shows for over fifteen years. She's never made it, and

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Speaker 1: nobody gives her a harder time about that than her

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Speaker 1: own sister.

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Speaker 2: Of course, that is a sister's job.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's not my role to judge if it's

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Speaker 1: cruel or not for what she did to set her

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Speaker 1: up for this.

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Speaker 2: But her sister made.

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Speaker 1: A fake Gmail account claiming that she's a producer for

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Speaker 1: a big Hollywood show and wanted to get in touch

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Speaker 1: about a possible appearance in an upcoming series.

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Speaker 2: Man, so the hook's already been baited.

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Speaker 1: All that's left is to see what happens in your

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Speaker 1: phone tap right now? Hi, this is Flint Douche from

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Speaker 1: TV Productions.

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Speaker 2: Is this Chelsea? Oh my god? Hi?

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Speaker 1: Hi? Could I just say the producers here were so

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Speaker 1: impressed by your video application and the write up that

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Speaker 1: you sent in amazing really Yeah, and it says here

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Speaker 1: used to be a model, Yes, absolutely easy model.

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Speaker 2: I mean it was a little bit while ago, but

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Speaker 2: I'm really.

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Speaker 1: Excited because actually I used to be a model too. Huh.

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Speaker 2: You're back in my day.

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Speaker 1: You may have seen me in the JZ Penny catalog.

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Speaker 1: I was the Teen and the Spider Man underrews that

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Speaker 1: were way too tight. I made a meme about me,

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Speaker 1: but now I digress. No, this call, this call is

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Speaker 1: all about EU. Oh thank you, but no, I'm really

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Speaker 1: excited to.

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Speaker 2: Hear from you. Yeah, us too.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you just seem so youthful and energetic. Frankly,

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Speaker 1: I just need to be upfront and tell you you're

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Speaker 1: in serious consideration to be a part of one of

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Speaker 1: our next shows. Woa, way, are you being serious?

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Speaker 2: One hundred percent serious?

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Speaker 1: Me and three other producers, we all think you'd be

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Speaker 1: a perfect fit for our guy, Mordy. Mordy, I don't

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Speaker 1: know that show.

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Speaker 2: Who's Mordy? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Well, look may have been getting ahead of myself here.

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Speaker 1: You can't leak this, okay, this is just between you

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Speaker 1: and me. We've picked Morty as our next Golden Bachelor. Huh, well,

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Speaker 1: I guess technically Mortimer is his full name, but he's

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Speaker 1: quite a catch. Eighty four year old shuffle border from

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Speaker 1: Long Island owns a deli ready to hop back.

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Speaker 2: Into the hot tub for love.

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Speaker 1: No what I'm saying, there's a really good chance you

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Speaker 1: could be selected as one of his female suitors on

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Speaker 1: the show pit. A second, I ours, isn't that show

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Speaker 1: for old people? Ooh yeah, we prefer not to use

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Speaker 1: that term. Behind the scenes, we like to say raisins

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Speaker 1: or vegetable market because they shrivel and just kind of

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Speaker 1: sit there. What but we were even thinking of calling

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Speaker 1: the show final destination?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. But on the air, let's just go

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Speaker 2: with the term golden aged. Okay, I'm not golden age.

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Speaker 2: I'm young at heart, but I'm not cold in age. Rush. Yes,

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Speaker 2: that's the spirit shelse sure. I'm sorry you didn't. You

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Speaker 2: must have not read my bio.

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Speaker 1: I'm forty six years old.

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Speaker 2: Right at forty six? Wait what you're joking? We like

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Speaker 2: the sense of humor. He's gonna love the sharp way.

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Speaker 2: Wait a second, hold on, I need more of that.

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Speaker 1: How old did you think I was? I mean, we

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Speaker 1: just thought you had a senior moment and accidentally switch

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Speaker 1: the numbers.

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Speaker 2: You're not sixty four.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm not sixty four. Hold on, because you list

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Speaker 1: under your hobbies gardening and book club. I mean, what

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Speaker 1: is that to do with my aim, which is those

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Speaker 1: are interests that are more aligned with our female applicants

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Speaker 1: to the Golden Bachelor.

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Speaker 2: Jusaid, do you understand whole offensive you're being right now?

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Speaker 1: But listen, I'm not trying to be offensive. I'm just

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Speaker 1: trying to make you a star or I guess as

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Speaker 1: your generation calls it, a.

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Speaker 2: Starlet, starlet? What is wrong with you? It's sorry.

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Speaker 1: I don't know all the lingo from the nineteen forties,

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Speaker 1: but can I just ask you a personal question real quick?

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Speaker 1: What okay are you? Are you maybe you know, just

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Speaker 1: fudging the numbers a little bit?

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Speaker 2: Be honest with you. Stop it. It doesn't seem like

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Speaker 2: from what I read.

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Speaker 1: You know I am not sixty four years old. But

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Speaker 1: it just under the social media part. You put down

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Speaker 1: your Facebook.

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Speaker 2: Page, that's all you are? You ready to go see exactly?

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Speaker 1: Nobody under fifty has a Facebook page. So all the

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Speaker 1: red flags are going up on my end. This is

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Speaker 1: more than offensive.

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Speaker 2: You don't do that to somebody.

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Speaker 1: Well, I apologize clearly. There's been some sort of confusion here.

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Speaker 1: Why don't we do this? Why don't we have you

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Speaker 1: come down to our production studios and you can just

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Speaker 1: meet Morty.

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Speaker 2: I am not meeting with him.

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Speaker 1: See if there's a connection. He's a real sweet guy.

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Speaker 2: I am not going on the Golden Bachelor.

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Speaker 1: He just talk to him about your interest croquet and embroidering,

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Speaker 1: mittens or whatever you do.

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Speaker 2: We'll just see if you love sparks.

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Speaker 1: Nice is making strap up. I don't have any of that.

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Speaker 2: On my bio.

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Speaker 1: That's not true. I just confirmed it with your sister Milania.

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Speaker 1: What you know she has something to do.

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Speaker 2: With this, right Melania? Really? Wait? You know this is

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Speaker 2: a prank call.

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Speaker 1: I mean her name, I'll be Freda. Milania listens to

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Speaker 1: our show. My name is jeff from Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: in the Morning. She asked us to do a phone

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Speaker 1: tap on you.

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Speaker 2: I was about to have a heart attack like a

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Speaker 2: sixty something rolled. We'll tell you.

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Speaker 1: You get into that hot tub with Mortimer. He's gonna

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Speaker 1: make you feel like you're forty six, that's for sure.

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Speaker 2: The weekend, every morning was Longtime weekday mornings on the

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Speaker 2: twenties Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning