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Speaker 1: Am I the a hole for joking about my brother's

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Speaker 1: affair to his bride on their wedding day?

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Speaker 2: Okayop, this is Okayop. I'm Samuel Honor. No, I'm and

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Speaker 2: we don't have any stories on the internet.

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Speaker 3: Yes we do, And sam I have a question for you.

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Speaker 2: Please ask away John.

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Speaker 3: How many weddings have you been?

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Speaker 2: Oh, not that many. I've been like many, one or two,

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Speaker 2: one or two. Yeah, I really haven't been to that many.

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Speaker 2: I went to my second cousin's wedding like a few

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Speaker 2: months ago, and it almost got canceled because of the

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Speaker 2: fires in La Like there was just fires everywhere. It

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Speaker 2: was smoky too. It was like, oh wow, it was

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Speaker 2: literally we were it was a wedding in the middle

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Speaker 2: of the fire.

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Speaker 3: But you could say that the wedding was fire.

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Speaker 2: It was fire. But I'm shay, but yeah, no, not,

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Speaker 2: I haven't been to many any crazy crazy things. Like

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Speaker 2: what was the craziest thing that went down in that wedding?

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Speaker 2: I mean the whole place was burning.

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Speaker 3: Literally the thing was on fires.

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Speaker 2: Mentioned like like the wedding almost like it just passed

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Speaker 2: by and literally like it was you could like the

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Speaker 2: visibility was incredibly low because there were so.

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Speaker 3: Much sm Wow. Okay, that's like really bad.

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Speaker 2: Yeah it was, it was, it was, it was on fire. Wow.

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Speaker 1: Well we have another wedding story today. I don't know

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Speaker 1: if it's worse.

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Speaker 3: We'll see. I'll let you. I'll let you be the decider.

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Speaker 2: See if it's a dumpster fire or just a dumpster

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Speaker 2: or just a fire.

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Speaker 1: Am I the a hole for joking about my brother's

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Speaker 1: affair to his bride on their wedding day?

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Speaker 2: Probably? Probably, it seems likely. It seems likely.

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Speaker 1: So when I was when I was in elementary school,

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Speaker 1: I was a type of kid who got disrupts class

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Speaker 1: often on their report card, so I never focused much

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Speaker 1: on school.

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Speaker 2: Classic class clown. Maybe classic class clown said that three

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Speaker 2: times fast, Classic class clown, classicallex clown, Classic class clown.

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Speaker 2: It sounds like some sort of like alien thing. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 2: it does, like a Rick and Morty alien.

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Speaker 1: My district had the system where they would pair high

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Speaker 1: schoolers with younger kids to help them with school, et cetera.

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Speaker 1: And my mom made me do this after I kept

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Speaker 1: getting in trouble.

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Speaker 2: Bad boy of the group. What you're gonna do when

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Speaker 2: they coming for you? What you gotta do what you

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Speaker 2: gotta do, what you do when.

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Speaker 3: They come for you.

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Speaker 2: Uh So, really, really, I'm bodying lightning with Queen today.

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Speaker 2: I am feeling the lightning with Queen vibes today. What

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Speaker 2: is it if you're if you take off the rest

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Speaker 2: and whatever, you can look just like me.

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Speaker 3: I've butchered the quote, but I have no idea.

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Speaker 2: I haven't really watched cars goochow, I know that one.

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Speaker 2: So my tutor was a freshman Abby. Uh So she

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Speaker 2: would come to our house after school to help me

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Speaker 2: with my homework or something I honestly barely remember.

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Speaker 3: Now.

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Speaker 1: My brother John was the same age as Abby, so

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Speaker 1: they would talk with each other, and one thing led

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Speaker 1: to another and they ended up Dayton sh Okay, okay, I'll.

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Speaker 3: See you Johnny. Abby.

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Speaker 2: Oh, let me teach you a few things. Let me

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Speaker 2: has spread you over that homework. Let me show you

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Speaker 2: these angles. Oh, I'm can calculating this trigonometry. Fuck, I

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Speaker 2: don't school guys. Let me show you the history of

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Speaker 2: this dick. There we go just getting him a virgin.

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Speaker 2: There's no history, no history whatsoever. She's uh.

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Speaker 1: She stopped tutoring me officially about a month after that,

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Speaker 1: But since she was at our house a lot. I

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Speaker 1: started talking to Abby quite often and we were quite

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Speaker 1: close as well. Fast forward ten years, Abby and John

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Speaker 1: get married and have a child together.

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Speaker 2: Whoa Abby and John? From tutoring to scootering to co

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Speaker 2: noodling the babe babe boodling ring, all the oodlings the

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Speaker 2: ootlings have been done. But then five years after that,

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Speaker 2: John tells me that he's getting a divorce because he's

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Speaker 2: met someone new. Oh no, oh, and it sucked because

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Speaker 2: I really liked John and Abby together a lot. But whatever,

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Speaker 2: love is love, I guess. I guess we are an asshole.

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Speaker 1: But then he tells me that he had an affair

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Speaker 1: with this new girlfriend, so we started dating her while.

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Speaker 3: He was still in a marror. Not a good look.

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Speaker 2: Not a good look.

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Speaker 1: Not a good look, John, John's with H's look bad

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Speaker 1: at least be j o en.

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Speaker 2: Come on, don't make the John with age community. You

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Speaker 2: know I have to apologize for you. It's a real community.

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Speaker 2: In case you don't know, all your fellow John's with

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Speaker 2: H's comments below, Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Comment below if you got an H, let it be known.

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Speaker 2: This also sucks because I should have told him that

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Speaker 2: he shouldn't have hurt Abby like that, but whatever, I

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Speaker 2: guess this guy says whatever a lot. Yeah, I'm just

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Speaker 2: imagining like a classic like Teeners, like whatever, Bob wait,

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Speaker 2: I need to do my I need to do my

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Speaker 2: justin deeper whatever. Mom.

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Speaker 3: Their flip was quintessential. I'm in love with the emo girl.

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Speaker 1: At this point, I decided to ask Abby how she

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Speaker 1: was doing, and she said, unsurprisingly, she wasn't doing so hot.

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Speaker 1: But she told me that she didn't want to be

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Speaker 1: the reason that I have a bad relationship with my brother. Dang,

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Speaker 1: this girl has literally been cheated on, and she's still like,

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Speaker 1: just worried about a freaking saint over here.

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Speaker 2: She's waits.

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Speaker 1: However, two months before the wedding, Abby calls me and

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Speaker 1: tells me that my brother's girlfriend has been harassing her NonStop.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, ridiculous.

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Speaker 2: Why she can't do she can't get to break.

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Speaker 1: Good quote, Yeah, she really can't. She showed me the texts,

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Speaker 1: and his girlfriend was saying pretty disturbing things about how

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Speaker 1: she's so much better than Abby, taunting Abby for having

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Speaker 1: to share custody of her kid now, et cetera, just

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Speaker 1: making fun of her and bowling her.

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Speaker 2: She why would you do that.

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Speaker 3: Why, just just why.

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Speaker 2: She must be pretty insecure to have to do that.

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Speaker 2: It has to be I mean, she is in a

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Speaker 2: relationship with someone who uh got there by cheating. You

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Speaker 2: know what they say about relationships that start with cheating,

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Speaker 2: they will be long and healthy.

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Speaker 3: Yes, that's exactly what they say.

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Speaker 1: I told my brother about this, and he said he

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Speaker 1: would ask his girlfriend about it, okay, buddy. A month later,

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Speaker 1: I asked him if he ever brought it up, and

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Speaker 1: he said he did but saw nothing.

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Speaker 3: Wrong with the texts, which pissed me off.

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Speaker 1: And I confirmed that he saw the texts that I

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Speaker 1: saw what ridiculous, Absolutely ridiculous. Abby apologized for involving me

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Speaker 1: in the whole thing in the first place, and encouraged

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Speaker 1: me to still go to the wedding where my brother

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Speaker 1: had asked me to make a speech.

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Speaker 2: Oh, he's gonna make a speech, all right.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I'm gonna get the talking, buddy. Uh.

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Speaker 2: The speech went well until I made a joke. The

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Speaker 2: gist of the joke.

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Speaker 1: Was me turning to his new wife to be and

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Speaker 1: telling her that if she's learning anything from this, she

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Speaker 1: would know that my brother will never let his wife

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Speaker 1: stop him from finding the love of his life.

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Speaker 2: Oh I wish I could have been in the room.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, what a what a joke?

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Speaker 1: That's a curb, that's a nuclear bomb?

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Speaker 2: Right? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: God, this got my This got my brother and my

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Speaker 1: wife really mad.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I can imagine.

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Speaker 1: And after that, after fuming over it for a minute,

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Speaker 1: they decided to.

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Speaker 3: Kick me out.

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Speaker 2: Understandable. Yeah, and they can't sit with their own terribleness.

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Speaker 3: Nope.

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Speaker 1: And my brother has been calling and tech thing me

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Speaker 1: non stop.

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Speaker 3: Yelling at me ever since.

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Speaker 2: I mean, like, I think it's a funny joke, obviously

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Speaker 2: as an outsider, hilarious, hilarious, hilarious, hilarious, but you know

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