WEBVTT - Neighborhood Watch - 12.02.25

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<v Speaker 1>Junior is in for the nephew with today's frank phone call.

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<v Speaker 2>What you got for us?

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<v Speaker 3>Junior?

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<v Speaker 4>I have nothing. I just need to talking about Uncle Steve. Wait,

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<v Speaker 4>what what?

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<v Speaker 2>What are you talking about? It's prank time?

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<v Speaker 4>What do you mean you have? Now? Now I'm taking

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<v Speaker 4>everybody's time today. I'm I'm anna convicted feeling and Uncle

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<v Speaker 4>Steve ain't trying to help me.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, victed feeling? Yeah? Man, what are the

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<v Speaker 5>charges Junior?

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<v Speaker 4>Choking people?

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna say it again?

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<v Speaker 6>Huh see see see what they said Junior from Sarah

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<v Speaker 6>water Show. We follow charges now, you, Steve, I'm junior.

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<v Speaker 6>You have to pay for this. If you care about

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<v Speaker 6>me right now, I need to know it right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Miss Ark, what are you?

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<v Speaker 2>I care about you? What are you about? It's your people?

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<v Speaker 2>And listen here that you what?

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<v Speaker 3>What?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay? Okay?

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<v Speaker 4>Miss Hard Okay? Have you ever done what I've done before?

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<v Speaker 2>Choke somebody?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>We can't talk about this.

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<v Speaker 1>If he's a whole.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I can tell you right now. I can recall

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<v Speaker 5>one almost sure.

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<v Speaker 4>We have asked you.

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<v Speaker 5>That statue of limitation ain't quite pasted or not. I

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<v Speaker 5>could probably.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, but do you care.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't need to either. Why you talking about it?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay? Do you care about me?

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<v Speaker 2>Don't listen to me, junior. I'm exhausted. It's hard.

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<v Speaker 5>When you are stupid criminal. See that's how you get.

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<v Speaker 5>You can't be a stupid criminal. You can't commit a

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<v Speaker 5>crime and then admit to it repeatedly on the radio show.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you that point right there.

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<v Speaker 2>You'll see that.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, I don't see did you say no?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, because see I was choking people.

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<v Speaker 2>Another admission?

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<v Speaker 4>Do you watch Law and Order?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you watch First forty eight? Do you watch any

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<v Speaker 2>of these crimes? Obviously not date Line? But I tell

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<v Speaker 2>you what. You might not watch it, but you're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>be on it though it's just a short few.

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<v Speaker 3>Can you introduce the prank? Please?

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<v Speaker 6>No, let Steve do Okay, okay, okay, Neighborhood Watch.

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<v Speaker 2>Go ahead, you can do it if you don't prank.

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<v Speaker 6>Thanksgiving, So we come back though, I'm still gonna talk

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<v Speaker 6>on Steve about this all day.

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<v Speaker 4>Neighborhood Watch.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the prank.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, because anybody what I'm to go to jail.

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<v Speaker 3>Come on, hello, I'm trying to reach Johnny. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 3>Johnny Okay, you the one that be doing the neighborhood watch.

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<v Speaker 3>You'd be walking your dog doing the neighborhood watch? Is

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<v Speaker 3>that you for? This is this Johnny?

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<v Speaker 1>Who is this man?

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<v Speaker 5>This is b J?

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<v Speaker 3>Answer my question? Are you Johnny?

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<v Speaker 1>Pull your road?

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<v Speaker 3>Your row?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Johnny and I do the neighborhood watch. Who was

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<v Speaker 1>the TJ?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm cleaning?

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on, man, don't calimb my phone, yell at me,

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<v Speaker 1>charging me up?

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<v Speaker 3>Hey man, only a blue streets over from you. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>and you're supposed to be the neighborhood watchman, but that

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<v Speaker 3>ain't what you're doing now. I didn't caught you looking

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<v Speaker 3>in the window at my wife when I came outside.

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<v Speaker 3>You was halfway down the street. You and your dog

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<v Speaker 3>for doing You ain't watching the neighborhood and you looking

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<v Speaker 3>trying to see something in the window. That's what you're doing.

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<v Speaker 1>Speaking some Please, I don't look. I'm doing my job, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I do. I do my job, do the neighborhood watch.

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<v Speaker 1>I make sure people ain't breaking nobody houses. I got

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<v Speaker 1>a why what the hell? I want to look at

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<v Speaker 1>somebody else's wife. I got a piece of at home.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to Then you need to stay out and

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<v Speaker 3>look with looking through people wonder man, you're supposed to

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<v Speaker 3>be watching the neighborhood, not watching my wife.

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<v Speaker 1>When you say you live again, because I live.

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<v Speaker 3>Too, Street, you know what I tell you what though,

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<v Speaker 3>I'll tell you what Johnny, people.

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<v Speaker 1>Tom, I'm gonna show you what a people Tom is.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, I'm gonna show you what I'm gonna start looking

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<v Speaker 3>at your window looking at your wife. See why he

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<v Speaker 3>was serving another peep, mister Johnny.

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<v Speaker 1>But but putting your over here, I want you to look.

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<v Speaker 1>I vote you to look at my window.

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<v Speaker 3>Who the hell is this?

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't got time for this, man. I got a job,

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<v Speaker 1>I got a mortgage, I got kids. I ain't got

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<v Speaker 1>time for this man. Don't look at a job. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>don't go find a job.

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<v Speaker 3>I got a job. I got a job from when

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<v Speaker 3>I'm at work.

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<v Speaker 1>You got a job? Yet you got a job? Crying

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<v Speaker 1>like a talking about somebody looking at your Why ain't

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<v Speaker 1>nobody looking at your wife?

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<v Speaker 3>Man? Got a job. But when I'm at home, Road,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm wondering if Yo is back at the home looking

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<v Speaker 3>through the window at my wife.

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<v Speaker 1>Please come to my house, please.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm coming later than look through the window. Fine and them.

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<v Speaker 1>What the hell are you talking about? Calling me tell

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<v Speaker 1>my people? And it's just white nobody.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what you been doing that, that's no white.

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<v Speaker 1>You probably ain't got no wife. You're probably mad to

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<v Speaker 1>the something. What you talking about, man, talking about our

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<v Speaker 1>people at your wife.

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<v Speaker 3>You probably got a wife, and you was a wonder

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<v Speaker 3>watching the neighborhood. But that ain't what you're doing.

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<v Speaker 1>And I got that. Come over here now, since you

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<v Speaker 1>do around neighborhood, you three streets whatever, how many streets whatever?

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<v Speaker 1>You are for me? Come right now. I stay on

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<v Speaker 1>outside with my dog pushing on your I won't you

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<v Speaker 1>to come by.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm coming later that night when he has at that

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<v Speaker 3>shower the same way you was looking through my one.

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<v Speaker 1>Please come by, don't wait, just come by now.

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<v Speaker 3>Please, Oh, get that one with I don't know about

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<v Speaker 3>right now when I'm waiting somebody within me. You ain't what.

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<v Speaker 1>Brother, I'm getting ready to throw down so I could

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<v Speaker 1>get ready and tell of my business man. I'm getting

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<v Speaker 1>ready to go to work again in the day. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>What the hell you talking about? Brouh, I got two jobs.

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<v Speaker 1>I got a job to work during the day and

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<v Speaker 1>at night, and in between I do the neighborhood watch.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm doing your service. I'm helping your lady. Do I

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<v Speaker 1>you step up here watching people looking and see if

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<v Speaker 1>they looking at your watch? Won't you get you a

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<v Speaker 1>second job or something?

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<v Speaker 3>Man?

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<v Speaker 1>Whyn't you google once you look at mustard dot com

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<v Speaker 1>or something? What the hell is wrong with you calling

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<v Speaker 1>me talking about I'm people at your wife? May don't

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<v Speaker 1>you ever call me when no?

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<v Speaker 3>The hall?

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<v Speaker 1>Is this anyway? Yeah? Who the hell is this? Because

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<v Speaker 1>I got something for you?

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<v Speaker 3>Who was going to tell you who it is? This

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<v Speaker 3>is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You

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<v Speaker 3>just got prayked by your wife, Trisha.

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<v Speaker 1>They want baby? They ain't right, baby, Baby, that ain't right.

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<v Speaker 1>Then you got me bad because I say it ain't

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<v Speaker 1>nobody go.

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<v Speaker 3>Get me on No prank, magg I don't falling at got.

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<v Speaker 1>Time for that man. Prank Jr.

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<v Speaker 3>Wife told me you do the neighborhood watch. Oh man,

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<v Speaker 3>she said you do the neighborhood you walk? You know?

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<v Speaker 3>Because what you got a rock waller? YEA told me

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<v Speaker 3>if I.

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<v Speaker 1>Was That's why I use niggas. I want to be safe.

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<v Speaker 1>May just case something happening. I just stick my rock fellow.

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<v Speaker 1>They and you got me bad. If you you got.

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<v Speaker 3>Me bad, man, you're good.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good bag. I'm gonna get her though.

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<v Speaker 3>All right. Let me ask you this though, what is

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<v Speaker 3>the baddest and I'm talking about the baddest radio show

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<v Speaker 3>in the land.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe the Steve Harvey Show.

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<v Speaker 4>There gonna show Neighborhood Watch.

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<v Speaker 6>But see, wasn't nobody watching me in the neighborhood when

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<v Speaker 6>I was choking people?

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<v Speaker 4>And missus Harvey they finisue us.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen to me, Listen to me.

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<v Speaker 5>The reason nobody saw you in the neighborhood watch because

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<v Speaker 5>you wasn't doing nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>That was nothing to see. Okay, now, if you say

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<v Speaker 2>it one more time, what's gonna happen?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm gonna take my hands off of you, and I'm

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<v Speaker 5>gonna let happen. What's gonna happen?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay?

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<v Speaker 6>You know what it was about seven thirty? I take

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<v Speaker 6>my hands off somebody about seven thirty. Mister Harp, miss Hart.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you love me? Do you love me?

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<v Speaker 2>Apparently yes? Not not right now. I told you yes

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<v Speaker 2>earlier when you.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm on Struggle Street with you right now because hard

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<v Speaker 5>I don't really all

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<v Speaker 6>Right, thank you, You're Listening, Steve Harvey Morning Shout