Speaker 1: Junior is in for the nephew with today's frank phone call.
Speaker 2: What you got for us?
Speaker 3: Junior?
Speaker 4: I have nothing. I just need to talking about Uncle Steve. Wait,
Speaker 4: what what?
Speaker 2: What are you talking about? It's prank time?
Speaker 4: What do you mean you have? Now? Now I'm taking
Speaker 4: everybody's time today. I'm I'm anna convicted feeling and Uncle
Speaker 4: Steve ain't trying to help me.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, victed feeling? Yeah? Man, what are the
Speaker 5: charges Junior?
Speaker 4: Choking people?
Speaker 2: You're gonna say it again?
Speaker 6: Huh see see see what they said Junior from Sarah
Speaker 6: water Show. We follow charges now, you, Steve, I'm junior.
Speaker 6: You have to pay for this. If you care about
Speaker 6: me right now, I need to know it right now.
Speaker 1: Miss Ark, what are you?
Speaker 2: I care about you? What are you about? It's your people?
Speaker 2: And listen here that you what?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 2: Okay? Okay?
Speaker 4: Miss Hard Okay? Have you ever done what I've done before?
Speaker 2: Choke somebody?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: We can't talk about this.
Speaker 1: If he's a whole.
Speaker 5: Well, I can tell you right now. I can recall
Speaker 5: one almost sure.
Speaker 4: We have asked you.
Speaker 5: That statue of limitation ain't quite pasted or not. I
Speaker 5: could probably.
Speaker 4: Okay, but do you care.
Speaker 2: You don't need to either. Why you talking about it?
Speaker 4: Okay? Do you care about me?
Speaker 2: Don't listen to me, junior. I'm exhausted. It's hard.
Speaker 5: When you are stupid criminal. See that's how you get.
Speaker 5: You can't be a stupid criminal. You can't commit a
Speaker 5: crime and then admit to it repeatedly on the radio show.
Speaker 3: Thank you that point right there.
Speaker 2: You'll see that.
Speaker 4: No, no, I don't see did you say no?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: No, no, because see I was choking people.
Speaker 2: Another admission?
Speaker 4: Do you watch Law and Order?
Speaker 2: Do you watch First forty eight? Do you watch any
Speaker 2: of these crimes? Obviously not date Line? But I tell
Speaker 2: you what. You might not watch it, but you're gonna
Speaker 2: be on it though it's just a short few.
Speaker 3: Can you introduce the prank? Please?
Speaker 6: No, let Steve do Okay, okay, okay, Neighborhood Watch.
Speaker 2: Go ahead, you can do it if you don't prank.
Speaker 6: Thanksgiving, So we come back though, I'm still gonna talk
Speaker 6: on Steve about this all day.
Speaker 4: Neighborhood Watch.
Speaker 2: That's the prank.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, because anybody what I'm to go to jail.
Speaker 3: Come on, hello, I'm trying to reach Johnny. Yeah, it's
Speaker 3: Johnny Okay, you the one that be doing the neighborhood watch.
Speaker 3: You'd be walking your dog doing the neighborhood watch? Is
Speaker 3: that you for? This is this Johnny?
Speaker 1: Who is this man?
Speaker 5: This is b J?
Speaker 3: Answer my question? Are you Johnny?
Speaker 1: Pull your road?
Speaker 3: Your row?
Speaker 1: I'm Johnny and I do the neighborhood watch. Who was
Speaker 1: the TJ?
Speaker 3: I'm cleaning?
Speaker 1: Hold on, man, don't calimb my phone, yell at me,
Speaker 1: charging me up?
Speaker 3: Hey man, only a blue streets over from you. Okay,
Speaker 3: and you're supposed to be the neighborhood watchman, but that
Speaker 3: ain't what you're doing now. I didn't caught you looking
Speaker 3: in the window at my wife when I came outside.
Speaker 3: You was halfway down the street. You and your dog
Speaker 3: for doing You ain't watching the neighborhood and you looking
Speaker 3: trying to see something in the window. That's what you're doing.
Speaker 1: Speaking some Please, I don't look. I'm doing my job, man,
Speaker 1: I do. I do my job, do the neighborhood watch.
Speaker 1: I make sure people ain't breaking nobody houses. I got
Speaker 1: a why what the hell? I want to look at
Speaker 1: somebody else's wife. I got a piece of at home.
Speaker 3: I want to Then you need to stay out and
Speaker 3: look with looking through people wonder man, you're supposed to
Speaker 3: be watching the neighborhood, not watching my wife.
Speaker 1: When you say you live again, because I live.
Speaker 3: Too, Street, you know what I tell you what though,
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what Johnny, people.
Speaker 1: Tom, I'm gonna show you what a people Tom is.
Speaker 3: Now, I'm gonna show you what I'm gonna start looking
Speaker 3: at your window looking at your wife. See why he
Speaker 3: was serving another peep, mister Johnny.
Speaker 1: But but putting your over here, I want you to look.
Speaker 1: I vote you to look at my window.
Speaker 3: Who the hell is this?
Speaker 1: I ain't got time for this, man. I got a job,
Speaker 1: I got a mortgage, I got kids. I ain't got
Speaker 1: time for this man. Don't look at a job. Man,
Speaker 1: don't go find a job.
Speaker 3: I got a job. I got a job from when
Speaker 3: I'm at work.
Speaker 1: You got a job? Yet you got a job? Crying
Speaker 1: like a talking about somebody looking at your Why ain't
Speaker 1: nobody looking at your wife?
Speaker 3: Man? Got a job. But when I'm at home, Road,
Speaker 3: I'm wondering if Yo is back at the home looking
Speaker 3: through the window at my wife.
Speaker 1: Please come to my house, please.
Speaker 3: I'm coming later than look through the window. Fine and them.
Speaker 1: What the hell are you talking about? Calling me tell
Speaker 1: my people? And it's just white nobody.
Speaker 3: That's what you been doing that, that's no white.
Speaker 1: You probably ain't got no wife. You're probably mad to
Speaker 1: the something. What you talking about, man, talking about our
Speaker 1: people at your wife.
Speaker 3: You probably got a wife, and you was a wonder
Speaker 3: watching the neighborhood. But that ain't what you're doing.
Speaker 1: And I got that. Come over here now, since you
Speaker 1: do around neighborhood, you three streets whatever, how many streets whatever?
Speaker 1: You are for me? Come right now. I stay on
Speaker 1: outside with my dog pushing on your I won't you
Speaker 1: to come by.
Speaker 3: I'm coming later that night when he has at that
Speaker 3: shower the same way you was looking through my one.
Speaker 1: Please come by, don't wait, just come by now.
Speaker 3: Please, Oh, get that one with I don't know about
Speaker 3: right now when I'm waiting somebody within me. You ain't what.
Speaker 1: Brother, I'm getting ready to throw down so I could
Speaker 1: get ready and tell of my business man. I'm getting
Speaker 1: ready to go to work again in the day. Man,
Speaker 1: What the hell you talking about? Brouh, I got two jobs.
Speaker 1: I got a job to work during the day and
Speaker 1: at night, and in between I do the neighborhood watch.
Speaker 1: I'm doing your service. I'm helping your lady. Do I
Speaker 1: you step up here watching people looking and see if
Speaker 1: they looking at your watch? Won't you get you a
Speaker 1: second job or something?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 1: Whyn't you google once you look at mustard dot com
Speaker 1: or something? What the hell is wrong with you calling
Speaker 1: me talking about I'm people at your wife? May don't
Speaker 1: you ever call me when no?
Speaker 3: The hall?
Speaker 1: Is this anyway? Yeah? Who the hell is this? Because
Speaker 1: I got something for you?
Speaker 3: Who was going to tell you who it is? This
Speaker 3: is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You
Speaker 3: just got prayked by your wife, Trisha.
Speaker 1: They want baby? They ain't right, baby, Baby, that ain't right.
Speaker 1: Then you got me bad because I say it ain't
Speaker 1: nobody go.
Speaker 3: Get me on No prank, magg I don't falling at got.
Speaker 1: Time for that man. Prank Jr.
Speaker 3: Wife told me you do the neighborhood watch. Oh man,
Speaker 3: she said you do the neighborhood you walk? You know?
Speaker 3: Because what you got a rock waller? YEA told me
Speaker 3: if I.
Speaker 1: Was That's why I use niggas. I want to be safe.
Speaker 1: May just case something happening. I just stick my rock fellow.
Speaker 1: They and you got me bad. If you you got.
Speaker 3: Me bad, man, you're good.
Speaker 1: I'm good bag. I'm gonna get her though.
Speaker 3: All right. Let me ask you this though, what is
Speaker 3: the baddest and I'm talking about the baddest radio show
Speaker 3: in the land.
Speaker 1: Maybe the Steve Harvey Show.
Speaker 4: There gonna show Neighborhood Watch.
Speaker 6: But see, wasn't nobody watching me in the neighborhood when
Speaker 6: I was choking people?
Speaker 4: And missus Harvey they finisue us.
Speaker 2: Listen to me, Listen to me.
Speaker 5: The reason nobody saw you in the neighborhood watch because
Speaker 5: you wasn't doing nothing.
Speaker 2: That was nothing to see. Okay, now, if you say
Speaker 2: it one more time, what's gonna happen?
Speaker 5: I'm gonna take my hands off of you, and I'm
Speaker 5: gonna let happen. What's gonna happen?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 6: You know what it was about seven thirty? I take
Speaker 6: my hands off somebody about seven thirty. Mister Harp, miss Hart.
Speaker 4: Do you love me? Do you love me?
Speaker 2: Apparently yes? Not not right now. I told you yes
Speaker 2: earlier when you.
Speaker 5: I'm on Struggle Street with you right now because hard
Speaker 5: I don't really all
Speaker 6: Right, thank you, You're Listening, Steve Harvey Morning Shout