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Speaker 1: Junior is in for the nephew with today's frank phone call.

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Speaker 2: What you got for us?

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Speaker 3: Junior?

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Speaker 4: I have nothing. I just need to talking about Uncle Steve. Wait,

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Speaker 4: what what?

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Speaker 2: What are you talking about? It's prank time?

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Speaker 4: What do you mean you have? Now? Now I'm taking

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Speaker 4: everybody's time today. I'm I'm anna convicted feeling and Uncle

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Speaker 4: Steve ain't trying to help me.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, victed feeling? Yeah? Man, what are the

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Speaker 5: charges Junior?

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Speaker 4: Choking people?

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Speaker 2: You're gonna say it again?

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Speaker 6: Huh see see see what they said Junior from Sarah

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Speaker 6: water Show. We follow charges now, you, Steve, I'm junior.

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Speaker 6: You have to pay for this. If you care about

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Speaker 6: me right now, I need to know it right now.

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Speaker 1: Miss Ark, what are you?

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Speaker 2: I care about you? What are you about? It's your people?

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Speaker 2: And listen here that you what?

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Speaker 3: What?

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Speaker 2: Okay? Okay?

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Speaker 4: Miss Hard Okay? Have you ever done what I've done before?

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Speaker 2: Choke somebody?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: We can't talk about this.

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Speaker 1: If he's a whole.

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Speaker 5: Well, I can tell you right now. I can recall

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Speaker 5: one almost sure.

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Speaker 4: We have asked you.

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Speaker 5: That statue of limitation ain't quite pasted or not. I

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Speaker 5: could probably.

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Speaker 4: Okay, but do you care.

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Speaker 2: You don't need to either. Why you talking about it?

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Speaker 4: Okay? Do you care about me?

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Speaker 2: Don't listen to me, junior. I'm exhausted. It's hard.

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Speaker 5: When you are stupid criminal. See that's how you get.

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Speaker 5: You can't be a stupid criminal. You can't commit a

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Speaker 5: crime and then admit to it repeatedly on the radio show.

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Speaker 3: Thank you that point right there.

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Speaker 2: You'll see that.

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Speaker 4: No, no, I don't see did you say no?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 4: No, no, because see I was choking people.

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Speaker 2: Another admission?

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Speaker 4: Do you watch Law and Order?

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Speaker 2: Do you watch First forty eight? Do you watch any

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Speaker 2: of these crimes? Obviously not date Line? But I tell

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Speaker 2: you what. You might not watch it, but you're gonna

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Speaker 2: be on it though it's just a short few.

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Speaker 3: Can you introduce the prank? Please?

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Speaker 6: No, let Steve do Okay, okay, okay, Neighborhood Watch.

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Speaker 2: Go ahead, you can do it if you don't prank.

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Speaker 6: Thanksgiving, So we come back though, I'm still gonna talk

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Speaker 6: on Steve about this all day.

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Speaker 4: Neighborhood Watch.

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Speaker 2: That's the prank.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, because anybody what I'm to go to jail.

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Speaker 3: Come on, hello, I'm trying to reach Johnny. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 3: Johnny Okay, you the one that be doing the neighborhood watch.

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Speaker 3: You'd be walking your dog doing the neighborhood watch? Is

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Speaker 3: that you for? This is this Johnny?

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Speaker 1: Who is this man?

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Speaker 5: This is b J?

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Speaker 3: Answer my question? Are you Johnny?

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Speaker 1: Pull your road?

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Speaker 3: Your row?

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Speaker 1: I'm Johnny and I do the neighborhood watch. Who was

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Speaker 1: the TJ?

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Speaker 3: I'm cleaning?

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Speaker 1: Hold on, man, don't calimb my phone, yell at me,

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Speaker 1: charging me up?

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Speaker 3: Hey man, only a blue streets over from you. Okay,

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Speaker 3: and you're supposed to be the neighborhood watchman, but that

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Speaker 3: ain't what you're doing now. I didn't caught you looking

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Speaker 3: in the window at my wife when I came outside.

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Speaker 3: You was halfway down the street. You and your dog

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Speaker 3: for doing You ain't watching the neighborhood and you looking

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Speaker 3: trying to see something in the window. That's what you're doing.

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Speaker 1: Speaking some Please, I don't look. I'm doing my job, man,

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Speaker 1: I do. I do my job, do the neighborhood watch.

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Speaker 1: I make sure people ain't breaking nobody houses. I got

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Speaker 1: a why what the hell? I want to look at

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Speaker 1: somebody else's wife. I got a piece of at home.

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Speaker 3: I want to Then you need to stay out and

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Speaker 3: look with looking through people wonder man, you're supposed to

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Speaker 3: be watching the neighborhood, not watching my wife.

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Speaker 1: When you say you live again, because I live.

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Speaker 3: Too, Street, you know what I tell you what though,

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Speaker 3: I'll tell you what Johnny, people.

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Speaker 1: Tom, I'm gonna show you what a people Tom is.

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Speaker 3: Now, I'm gonna show you what I'm gonna start looking

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Speaker 3: at your window looking at your wife. See why he

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Speaker 3: was serving another peep, mister Johnny.

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Speaker 1: But but putting your over here, I want you to look.

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Speaker 1: I vote you to look at my window.

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Speaker 3: Who the hell is this?

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Speaker 1: I ain't got time for this, man. I got a job,

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Speaker 1: I got a mortgage, I got kids. I ain't got

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Speaker 1: time for this man. Don't look at a job. Man,

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Speaker 1: don't go find a job.

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Speaker 3: I got a job. I got a job from when

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Speaker 3: I'm at work.

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Speaker 1: You got a job? Yet you got a job? Crying

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Speaker 1: like a talking about somebody looking at your Why ain't

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Speaker 1: nobody looking at your wife?

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Speaker 3: Man? Got a job. But when I'm at home, Road,

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Speaker 3: I'm wondering if Yo is back at the home looking

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Speaker 3: through the window at my wife.

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Speaker 1: Please come to my house, please.

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Speaker 3: I'm coming later than look through the window. Fine and them.

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Speaker 1: What the hell are you talking about? Calling me tell

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Speaker 1: my people? And it's just white nobody.

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Speaker 3: That's what you been doing that, that's no white.

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Speaker 1: You probably ain't got no wife. You're probably mad to

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Speaker 1: the something. What you talking about, man, talking about our

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Speaker 1: people at your wife.

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Speaker 3: You probably got a wife, and you was a wonder

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Speaker 3: watching the neighborhood. But that ain't what you're doing.

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Speaker 1: And I got that. Come over here now, since you

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Speaker 1: do around neighborhood, you three streets whatever, how many streets whatever?

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Speaker 1: You are for me? Come right now. I stay on

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Speaker 1: outside with my dog pushing on your I won't you

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Speaker 1: to come by.

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Speaker 3: I'm coming later that night when he has at that

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Speaker 3: shower the same way you was looking through my one.

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Speaker 1: Please come by, don't wait, just come by now.

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Speaker 3: Please, Oh, get that one with I don't know about

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Speaker 3: right now when I'm waiting somebody within me. You ain't what.

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Speaker 1: Brother, I'm getting ready to throw down so I could

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Speaker 1: get ready and tell of my business man. I'm getting

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Speaker 1: ready to go to work again in the day. Man,

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Speaker 1: What the hell you talking about? Brouh, I got two jobs.

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Speaker 1: I got a job to work during the day and

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Speaker 1: at night, and in between I do the neighborhood watch.

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Speaker 1: I'm doing your service. I'm helping your lady. Do I

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Speaker 1: you step up here watching people looking and see if

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Speaker 1: they looking at your watch? Won't you get you a

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Speaker 1: second job or something?

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Speaker 3: Man?

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Speaker 1: Whyn't you google once you look at mustard dot com

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Speaker 1: or something? What the hell is wrong with you calling

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Speaker 1: me talking about I'm people at your wife? May don't

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Speaker 1: you ever call me when no?

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Speaker 3: The hall?

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Speaker 1: Is this anyway? Yeah? Who the hell is this? Because

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Speaker 1: I got something for you?

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Speaker 3: Who was going to tell you who it is? This

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Speaker 3: is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You

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Speaker 3: just got prayked by your wife, Trisha.

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Speaker 1: They want baby? They ain't right, baby, Baby, that ain't right.

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Speaker 1: Then you got me bad because I say it ain't

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Speaker 1: nobody go.

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Speaker 3: Get me on No prank, magg I don't falling at got.

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Speaker 1: Time for that man. Prank Jr.

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Speaker 3: Wife told me you do the neighborhood watch. Oh man,

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Speaker 3: she said you do the neighborhood you walk? You know?

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Speaker 3: Because what you got a rock waller? YEA told me

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Speaker 3: if I.

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Speaker 1: Was That's why I use niggas. I want to be safe.

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Speaker 1: May just case something happening. I just stick my rock fellow.

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Speaker 1: They and you got me bad. If you you got.

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Speaker 3: Me bad, man, you're good.

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Speaker 1: I'm good bag. I'm gonna get her though.

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Speaker 3: All right. Let me ask you this though, what is

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Speaker 3: the baddest and I'm talking about the baddest radio show

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Speaker 3: in the land.

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Speaker 1: Maybe the Steve Harvey Show.

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Speaker 4: There gonna show Neighborhood Watch.

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Speaker 6: But see, wasn't nobody watching me in the neighborhood when

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Speaker 6: I was choking people?

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Speaker 4: And missus Harvey they finisue us.

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Speaker 2: Listen to me, Listen to me.

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Speaker 5: The reason nobody saw you in the neighborhood watch because

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Speaker 5: you wasn't doing nothing.

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Speaker 2: That was nothing to see. Okay, now, if you say

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Speaker 2: it one more time, what's gonna happen?

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna take my hands off of you, and I'm

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Speaker 5: gonna let happen. What's gonna happen?

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Speaker 4: Okay?

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Speaker 6: You know what it was about seven thirty? I take

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Speaker 6: my hands off somebody about seven thirty. Mister Harp, miss Hart.

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Speaker 4: Do you love me? Do you love me?

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Speaker 2: Apparently yes? Not not right now. I told you yes

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Speaker 2: earlier when you.

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Speaker 5: I'm on Struggle Street with you right now because hard

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Speaker 5: I don't really all

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Speaker 6: Right, thank you, You're Listening, Steve Harvey Morning Shout