Speaker 1: Look Marrier, Oh, I see you my own and look
Speaker 1: over there is that culture. Yes, goodness loves cult last
Speaker 1: Culturista's calling. And I guess the very first thing we
Speaker 1: want to do is cheers. Sister, Cheers, sister, heegen with us.
Speaker 1: We thought our Amsterdam era was over, and we want
Speaker 1: to say Happy birthday, Jared, Happy birthday, Jared Frieder. He's
Speaker 1: here houses in the background. In the background, our friend
Speaker 1: Charlton is upstairs doing god knows what, doing God knows what.
Speaker 1: Let me take a sip of this, Jared. Is there
Speaker 1: anything you want to say to inspire everyone? Maybe someone
Speaker 1: else that has a birthday today?
Speaker 2: To all you readers out there with the birthday today,
Speaker 2: happy birthday, and I hope you have a really good
Speaker 2: one wow, beautiful.
Speaker 1: Message to send.
Speaker 3: He's really become a fan favorite.
Speaker 1: He really has. I think his commentary on Kamila Cabea
Speaker 1: and the Rise of Brat was really really scholarly and
Speaker 1: it's third host vibes to me. I have to say
Speaker 1: I I always revered him for his commentary on Jamila
Speaker 1: Cabello first and foremost. Anyway, I thought like day County,
Speaker 1: sweet fun, great commentary and discourse on cam like event,
Speaker 1: I'd the same about you, yes, Jair.
Speaker 2: And the last thing that I'll say is don't you
Speaker 2: readers think that they should have Charlie back on and
Speaker 2: as a retrospective to talk about how the brat era
Speaker 2: actually turned out?
Speaker 1: Isn't that something we all want to hear? Busy? I think, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: she's she's busy. Okay, we have a whole peanut gallery today.
Speaker 1: And guess what. This actually is a very special episode
Speaker 1: of Lost Coach. Why because we're on vacation and it
Speaker 1: needs to be a little shorter, and also because we're
Speaker 1: doing the Olympics of I don't think so Honey, Yes,
Speaker 1: there will be five. I don't think so Honey's everyone
Speaker 1: has one. They're gonna happen a little bit later, but
Speaker 1: for now, just get ready. We're gonna we're gonna hear
Speaker 1: five different I don't think so Honey's only one will win.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, isn't it funny? Like fantastic five? What do
Speaker 1: they call them? The Elite five? I don't know, gymn.
Speaker 1: I couldn't tell you. Right well, today was women's team,
Speaker 1: which we watched and we're gonna get it, which we watched.
Speaker 1: But I think it was primarily the Three Girls, even
Speaker 1: though there was like Fox Fox five. But what is that?
Speaker 1: That's Renna Ky, Oh my god, that's right, that's right.
Speaker 4: Five.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. We were talking about super groups like
Speaker 1: Iconic five. Of course there's the Spice Girls, Fox Force five.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you they do call fabulous five. What do
Speaker 1: they call the gymnasts that are the five? Let's let's
Speaker 1: look at you know, women's gymnastics, the thing when you know,
Speaker 1: but five, Oh I'm not connected to Wi Fi No, what?
Speaker 1: What the hell? Fierce five? It's females gymnastics and that
Speaker 1: was twelve years ago, sweetie five gymnastics five. This is bad,
Speaker 1: you guys. Yeah, okay, so there's there are only so
Speaker 1: many F words, you know what I mean, And the
Speaker 1: best one is already fuck.
Speaker 3: That's so true, especially real culture.
Speaker 1: Number eight sons and one already already fuck. Well, let's
Speaker 1: say they're the fuck five. Let's say they're the fuck
Speaker 1: five and the fuck five just absolutely tore it up,
Speaker 1: especially on the floor.
Speaker 3: Let's talk about who do.
Speaker 1: You want to talk about? Soony? You want to talk
Speaker 1: about it? Sonny was incredible. Sony was incredible. I think
Speaker 1: Soony really because you know our girl, Jordan, Yeah, Jordan Chiles.
Speaker 1: Jordan Chiles was fab did have a bit of a
Speaker 1: moment during the beam where she fell. And there's a
Speaker 1: thing where, you know, if one person falls and that
Speaker 1: tends to make it so that other people on the
Speaker 1: team fall as well. It creates what we call bad energy.
Speaker 1: Bad energy. Sooney really turned around and she had a
Speaker 1: perfect such a graceful beam portionman graceful beam by father
Speaker 1: the way, the like scariest event to watch. I can't
Speaker 1: are you more scared and nervous watching the vault or
Speaker 1: the beam? I'm more it's all pretty scary, but I'm
Speaker 1: I think the scariest to me is uneven bars.
Speaker 3: You feel the most fear watching them do that.
Speaker 1: It's the lower one is so low. Yeah, you're right,
Speaker 1: and they got a really like fucking tuck in. You
Speaker 1: know who was has a critical eye? Is that Laurie Hernandez? Yes,
Speaker 1: because she was. Remember when Soony did he her bars
Speaker 1: and her feet grazed the floora and Laurie was like
Speaker 1: her feet touched the ground. This will be a deduction.
Speaker 1: Laurie's eye, she her eye, her eyes. It's actually a
Speaker 1: really coaching number. Twelve lri her eye. She was giving
Speaker 1: kind of the really good, the most chemistry, righte girls, Laurie,
Speaker 1: Oh I think there might be an I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: laur Luri, Laurie. You know what, I just just to
Speaker 1: preempt this, like Laurie, don't come for Laurie, because Laurie.
Speaker 1: What Laurie was doing was she was so endearingly like
Speaker 1: squealing while these men around her were like, what's going on? Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then we're all like, well, well, now we're going
Speaker 1: to see another gymnast. Meanwhile Laurie's like, I'm so happy
Speaker 1: for like, yeah, she was giving. By the way, you
Speaker 1: watched the opening ceremony, we got Kelly Clark commentary just
Speaker 1: every now and then like, oh my god, that's so cool. Wow,
Speaker 1: I love that. I love there's so many different kinds
Speaker 1: of me. I love this. This is so cool.
Speaker 5: Cheerleader on your commentary.
Speaker 1: Yes, well, yes, I'm sorry. But sometimes all of the
Speaker 1: types and the personas converge into one or two people,
Speaker 1: such as Matt Rogers and myself, And yet we weren't invited.
Speaker 1: I know, like we have the expertise and in the
Speaker 1: spirit and the enthusiasm, there was no moment during that
Speaker 1: opening ceremony where I thought, Yeah, the people doing this
Speaker 1: are way better than us at this No way, if
Speaker 1: you listen to two guys five rings, you know that
Speaker 1: no one knows sports better, no one enjoys talking about
Speaker 1: the events and the specificity. Yeah, the athleticism are more
Speaker 1: than us. I am really getting into the Olympics this year.
Speaker 1: Well that's probably good and maybe I should heed that girl.
Speaker 1: And this is not a spot. This is not sponsored.
Speaker 1: We were not paid to say this. Peacock is really
Speaker 1: fucking nailing it. Multi they are multi VW on Peacock.
Speaker 1: You get to watch four screens and you get to,
Speaker 1: like once on a commercial break you go to the
Speaker 1: other one. It's such great viewing experience. M I got
Speaker 1: my life watching basketball Greece versus Canada. Oh lay, all
Speaker 1: I've done so far is the gymnastics and the opening sermon. Fun,
Speaker 1: it's fun. Women's beach volleyball. Oh yeah, so fucking cunty
Speaker 1: because they're they're in a sand pit in front of
Speaker 1: the Eiffel Tower. Yeah, it's like, it's pretty amazing. The
Speaker 1: visuals have been top nine done. Can we just get
Speaker 1: into the opening ceremony for a second, and listen. We
Speaker 1: will talk mostly about this on our other podcast as well,
Speaker 1: But this is really the culture of the moment. I
Speaker 1: don't think we can ignore what happened, which was that
Speaker 1: we on our podcast two Guys five Rings literally predicted
Speaker 1: Lady gagamans did I because I didn't I remember doing that.
Speaker 1: I think it was you. I think you were the
Speaker 1: one who brought up Gaga and said I mean because
Speaker 1: the rumor was about the Celine rumor was persistent for
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks. But I think the Gaga thing
Speaker 1: was I think you introduced it. I think I thought
Speaker 1: of like the silliest thing I could think of and
Speaker 1: just set it out loud as I muver want to do.
Speaker 3: And I guess it wasn't so silly. Huh?
Speaker 1: What was that song? She sang? Love Hall, No it wasn't.
Speaker 1: No bitch, shut up. I thought it would have been
Speaker 1: kind of thrilling to watch her dot with feathers. Mont
Speaker 1: French culture is the top chaos and the top his pronunciation.
Speaker 1: What about these these Christians? Better better leave us alone? Wait,
Speaker 1: what's happening with the Christians? There the draw? Nikki Dall
Speaker 1: looking county. It's Dionysus grow up and let's and throw
Speaker 1: a bucanal while you're at it. Well, let me tell
Speaker 1: you come here, I'll tell you where we all are.
Speaker 1: By the way, we forgot to say this uptown, but
Speaker 1: we are in Provincetown to see you. Well, thank you
Speaker 1: for really anytime you add a harmony actually elevates the piece.
Speaker 1: It's culture number thirty and anytime you add a harmony,
Speaker 1: it actually elevates the piece. So thank you, sister for
Speaker 1: doing that. That was, of course a call back to my
Speaker 1: famous jingle for Provincetown. Of course, Patrick Charles and any
Speaker 1: other thoughts on Gaga, Yeah, Gaga thoughts.
Speaker 5: Well, it's just always great to see her fabulous. Yes,
Speaker 5: and I'm so excited.
Speaker 1: For fully de Do has been getting some new trailers. Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm hearing that it's a supporting performance change. Yes, right,
Speaker 1: she's she's acting, so basically everyone the news is the
Speaker 1: hot new news from Gaga. And we always love when
Speaker 1: Gaga hits the press when she's got an acting project
Speaker 1: coming out is do.
Speaker 3: Not Expect Lee, which is her character Harley Quinn.
Speaker 1: She's calling her Lee Lee. Do not expect Lee to
Speaker 1: have a good voice like Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga has
Speaker 1: come out and said, I'm known as Lady Gaga, right,
Speaker 1: and I love.
Speaker 3: Her use of the word right.
Speaker 1: So everyone knows me as Lady. It's my stage name.
Speaker 1: It's her Christine Aguilera. Hah, yeah, it is ah. By
Speaker 1: the way, you know what Kamala does, which I've noticed. Listen,
Speaker 1: she goes listen, Comma la la, and that is how
Speaker 1: you Republicans. But anyway, Yeah, so, Lady Gaga says, don't
Speaker 1: expect to hear a trained singer because Lee is not that.
Speaker 1: So how would she know how to breathe correctly? Which
Speaker 1: is a question I can't answer. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't know about Lee's training. Oh yes, and I'm excited
Speaker 1: to learn. I want to find out. Yeah, what do
Speaker 1: you mean in terms of the of the it's kind
Speaker 1: of the thing of like, oh, well, Sally Bulls is
Speaker 1: supposed to be bad. It's like, no, that's how you
Speaker 1: that's how you like justify casting someone who can't really
Speaker 1: sing because they're a star. By the way, I just
Speaker 1: saw Cabaret last night. Oh how it was Marty Aka
Speaker 1: as you might know her, Marsha Marshall, Marshay honest, he's
Speaker 1: going up Monday's. Yeah, fantastic. I am so excited. In fact,
Speaker 1: I was d ming with with Marshall. Marshall Marshall, oh
Speaker 1: my god, and what they gave me the dates for
Speaker 1: that they're doing, because I would rather. I mean, this
Speaker 1: is not Strae. I just want to love Eddie. But
Speaker 1: but Marcia Marty as EMC is wowie zowie. I can't
Speaker 1: wait to see it. I saw it in the West
Speaker 1: Sim with Jake Sheers. It was good, Oh, Jake, I mean,
Speaker 1: these are these are some of our great queer These
Speaker 1: are some of our great gays. Are great gays, musically talented,
Speaker 1: great gays. And Gail Rankin wowee zouie. Yeah is wowie thatwie?
Speaker 1: I think that's coming, that's rising and I don't I
Speaker 1: don't care what y'all have to say. I'm Gail Rankin standing, Okay, I'm.
Speaker 5: Still about you.
Speaker 1: No higher compliment, Gail Rankin. Is there a little Frank
Speaker 1: Gillespie coded was?
Speaker 6: I was?
Speaker 1: I was watching her going really something Frank lespie about
Speaker 1: this Lesbie New York comedy legend. This is a high,
Speaker 1: high praise, one of my favorite piece. And if you
Speaker 1: don't know now you're not. You know, I'm so happy
Speaker 1: you saw it and android it. I did they do
Speaker 1: the sort of in the West End with the cabaret.
Speaker 1: What they did was it was like you it was
Speaker 1: at the literal. It was like very it was like immersive,
Speaker 1: the three levels. You go downstairs and they put a
Speaker 1: sticker refhone. It felt very burg. I was like, it's
Speaker 1: like we're in Berlin. Oh wait, yeah, that's right, the
Speaker 1: whole vibe and it was lovely, so great. Bb new Earth,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I forgot that BB was bb bb
Speaker 1: BB was the was the Schneider Yeah, Schneider, Schneider so good.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, being newer, the cheers legend.
Speaker 5: Of the most interesting.
Speaker 1: It's a great role. It's it's such a shame it's
Speaker 1: not in the film because to me, that's like the
Speaker 1: emotional Yes, the film is so different. Film is so different.
Speaker 3: I remember I saw the film in college and I
Speaker 3: was like, oh cool.
Speaker 1: And then I saw the musical years later, like study
Speaker 1: and I went to see the Alan comming Michelle Hynes
Speaker 1: one and the stage version is just so much more
Speaker 1: explicit about how dark it is and really about how
Speaker 1: it is quite frankly about the rise of the Nazi
Speaker 1: and it has to be said the viymar oh, the
Speaker 1: viy maar. But yeah, no, the film, the film isn't
Speaker 1: like dark Yeah, oh my god, allge what's eight times one?
Speaker 1: What's what?
Speaker 3: What's eight times one?
Speaker 1: Hold on eight? Good? Now we got off track. Okay,
Speaker 1: so gaga, now fully you know what. There's gonna be
Speaker 1: so much fully of d to come. Let's give respect
Speaker 1: to the real moment of the opening ceremonies. You're talking
Speaker 1: about that Challengers coded moment where there's three people kind
Speaker 1: of word the library and then want to go fuck
Speaker 1: in the room. No, I know, I know that's what
Speaker 1: you're talking about.
Speaker 3: I mean, I imagine I was more.
Speaker 1: Upset about that, not that there's anything to be upset about,
Speaker 1: but it's like, okay, well then you have to like
Speaker 1: study the whole text and be like, well, there's two
Speaker 1: guys trying to fuck like it's like grow up, oh
Speaker 1: bowen the Royal Day, the Royal Day robot something. I
Speaker 1: want them to scan? Can you just at least scan
Speaker 1: before you come, Scan before you In the words of
Speaker 1: Kamala in a time when we didn't like her, do
Speaker 1: not come, Do not come. Do not come. Well, let's
Speaker 1: not bring that up. You're right, okay, I am I
Speaker 1: derailing everything. Sorry, Kamala, we got to talk about the border.
Speaker 1: By the way, Provincetown is so the voters here, it's
Speaker 1: a slam dunk for Kamala. Provincetown, Massachusetts is breaking hard
Speaker 1: for Kamala. Harris just here, No, no, trust me when
Speaker 1: I say this this town's going blue. It's actually the
Speaker 1: culture number ninety eight. When I say this is going blue,
Speaker 1: I mean literally shop or stealing watercolor portraits of Kamala
Speaker 1: in this one. Sure.
Speaker 3: The like lesbian store we went to it was Bowen.
Speaker 1: We are definitely strolling down the streets to that store
Speaker 1: and you have to see all this stuff.
Speaker 3: We bought Jerred a Kamala shirt for his birthday. Well,
Speaker 3: the gays love her.
Speaker 1: She rushed to the courthouse to marry these folks in California.
Speaker 1: She's she's been there. Yeah, I think right now about
Speaker 1: that first campaign manager Milks was Harvey Milks, and that
Speaker 1: man actually passed away of AIDS. Yeah, but yeah no.
Speaker 1: And she's from San Francisco. I mean, like I worked
Speaker 1: in San Francisco. Like she's connected, she's gay, she's gay.
Speaker 1: Her laugh is gay? Can I say stop teasing commalo?
Speaker 1: Because of the laugh? I like what laugh is iconic?
Speaker 1: Laugh is iconic? Oh my god, the laugh is so fun. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I was, I was going to bring up of course
Speaker 1: you were, let's talk about Selene.
Speaker 3: How did you feel? What was going through your mind?
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 1: I was on a plane, that's my life, so I was.
Speaker 1: My leg has never been more restless. I was like,
Speaker 1: I need to see and.
Speaker 3: This is this is when you're not getting live TV
Speaker 3: on the plane.
Speaker 1: I know that I don't think so many Delta first,
Speaker 1: while still waiting on my three sixty membership, I invite
Speaker 1: I shouldn't be so entitled. Well are you? Do you
Speaker 1: feel entitled because you have the miles to to know? Well,
Speaker 1: because the miles are five million, which is crazy. Quite
Speaker 1: you automatically get an invitation if you get hit five million.
Speaker 1: Well that's crazy. I wonder why I was invited because
Speaker 1: you slay three sixty when I ran the Mariadia. Look
Speaker 1: at you see now the Delta did not. This is
Speaker 1: this is one thing that I'll give Jet Blue. They
Speaker 1: got live life, they got live TV. And sometimes and
Speaker 1: for a moment like this, for Celine Dion's return to singing. Hmm,
Speaker 1: I would have loved that, but alas a lack. But
Speaker 1: first thing I did when I got off the plane,
Speaker 1: when I did planned, was pull up that yeah, that
Speaker 1: video and my watching that, watching that, I I have
Speaker 1: never been more emotional. The last time I was just
Speaker 1: emotional was well, the last time I was this emotional
Speaker 1: was was her videos announcing that she had Yes. I mean, honestly,
Speaker 1: it was one of those things where I think in
Speaker 1: our group chat Lewis Fertel was like it felt like
Speaker 1: the lou Gary I'm the luckiest man in the face
Speaker 1: of the Earth moment, like, but like with that element
Speaker 1: of performance that obviously that moment couldn't have just on
Speaker 1: the Eiffel Tower. It just truly stunning, especially when you
Speaker 1: look at those photos that they're digging up now of her,
Speaker 1: like being photographed as a young girl in front of
Speaker 1: the Eiffel Tower, her dream having always been to sing there.
Speaker 1: You know, her saying recently in that documentary that her
Speaker 1: life's work is singing. It is her purpose and she's
Speaker 1: when she said I will sing again, and just to
Speaker 1: see her, I was watch streaming it live. I woke
Speaker 1: up at like ten in the morning. It was a
Speaker 1: long opening ceremony. She long so a lot. I was
Speaker 1: gonna say, I don't know about this, the rip now situation.
Speaker 5: I like a.
Speaker 1: Stadium, sue me, sue me, I like a stadium. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: that was It was not ideal. Like also the French,
Speaker 1: the locals fucking hated it because they couldn't get to
Speaker 1: the other side. I have so many concerns about how
Speaker 1: they're going to legist. I don't know how it is
Speaker 1: logistically feasible to have the Olympics in twenty twenty eight
Speaker 1: in Los Angeles, California. Oh, there's no way. I'm around
Speaker 1: because it's like a Tuesday at one and it's not
Speaker 1: tenable on the one on one Sometimes I'm like, what
Speaker 1: the fuck is going on? How the hell are we
Speaker 1: going to invite the world here? How don't know, it
Speaker 1: doesn't make any sense. But yeah, so apparently Frances pissed off.
Speaker 1: But again back to Selene, just watching her not even
Speaker 1: just get through it, which I was.
Speaker 3: I was worried about her getting through.
Speaker 1: I was also nervous that they had announced it prior
Speaker 1: because I'm like, think about the stress that must be
Speaker 1: put on that I mean, if you're performing anywhere in
Speaker 1: public for her, and right now it would be difficult,
Speaker 1: let alone the most public performance probably in the world
Speaker 1: of her career probably.
Speaker 3: Maybe, but not only that.
Speaker 1: She was amazing, sounded like Selene, sounded like Selene, gestured
Speaker 1: like Selene. Oh yeah, I just felt so familiar.
Speaker 5: Do you watched the documentary?
Speaker 1: Well, you told me you were first person to tell
Speaker 1: me how rough it was, how rough and sad it was.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I can't handle it, like I experience.
Speaker 1: I'm not getting anywhere near that.
Speaker 5: In the culture that's like mom like sleep.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, No one wants to watch international idea growing
Speaker 1: up in Quebec. It's like she is God like I
Speaker 1: That's why, Like watching the video of her announcing SPS,
Speaker 1: I was just like, I'm not I'm not a crier.
Speaker 1: I burst into tears. I was like, no, no, I
Speaker 1: can't handle this.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I can't. I'll crawl.
Speaker 1: And also, you know, just like how strong she's had
Speaker 1: to be, like with the you know, loss of her husband,
Speaker 1: et cetera. Just you know the amount of pressure that
Speaker 1: it takes to be that kind of person for as
Speaker 1: long as she's been that kind of person, like she's
Speaker 1: a full blown international icon in industry, maybe one of
Speaker 1: the last ones where it's like actually possible to be
Speaker 1: that famous and that respected and that beloved in that way.
Speaker 1: Like just so that was fucking triumph triumphant is just
Speaker 1: putting it mildly in the words of Mandy Andy Moore,
Speaker 1: of fake Mandy Moore, Yeah, of yeah, of the of
Speaker 1: the Mandy Moore imposter of the perfect Blue Mandy Moore.
Speaker 1: Just like when when there was that break in the
Speaker 1: music and she was like swelling with pride and like
Speaker 1: hope and like I don't know if it was joy
Speaker 1: or whatever she was experiencing. Was So that's what the
Speaker 1: Olympics were all about. Say that it is the human
Speaker 1: spirit coming to a ground swell. Yeah, gathering in one place,
Speaker 1: the best of the world, everyone celebrating each other's ability.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I love the Olympics. I always You are amazing.
Speaker 1: You are amazing. You are so amazing, you are incredible.
Speaker 1: Way that you speak is so beautiful. You are amazing. Queen.
Speaker 1: I learned from the best, and they're right here in
Speaker 1: front of me. I'm inspired by y'all every day. Now,
Speaker 1: what else is going on? In the words of Cynthia Bailey.
Speaker 1: Oh is it? Oh my god, if you know anything,
Speaker 1: you know that Celine Dion's top song on streaming. I
Speaker 1: think is of course imperfections. Uh, the last album Courage,
Speaker 1: it's one of the hung on my own. It's so funny.
Speaker 1: It's actually nominated for Record of the Year next year.
Speaker 1: This is it's actually this is just this No, no,
Speaker 1: I actually I actually know because but this is this
Speaker 1: is making up for the huge snub that it was
Speaker 1: never sung in Titanique.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying, like it's been snubbed.
Speaker 1: I'm literally getting breaking news like I'm being told by
Speaker 1: the voters that it's already nominated for Record of the
Speaker 1: Year next year. Last school Raci's culture word the voters.
Speaker 1: The voters are so you know, it's too long a
Speaker 1: story to get into action. Is going to open the show?
Speaker 1: That's not an opener. I would say maybe that's one
Speaker 1: with Josh and Aaron. We'll talk. That's really good. I'm
Speaker 1: partial too, And this isn't titany Thank god, thank god?
Speaker 7: This right.
Speaker 1: But it's it's it's it's it's underrated. Is taking chances? Oh,
Speaker 1: don't even talk to me about taking such about your
Speaker 1: life so much. But yes, a really good Glee cover,
Speaker 1: Liam that Liam Michelle.
Speaker 5: Can we talk about another great Glee cover? Is Lee
Speaker 5: Michelle doing Rihanna episode.
Speaker 1: Take About Take a Beow? Oh my god. No, First
Speaker 1: of all, don't talk to me about Liam Michelle's talent, don't,
Speaker 1: Liam Michelle. That's a talented young girl. It's actually a
Speaker 1: really coach at number forty, Liam Michelle, that's a talented
Speaker 1: young girl. I understand. People have their thoughts and their feelings.
Speaker 1: I we got to talk about Glee covers, remember, and
Speaker 1: we are again? And that that first mashup episode where
Speaker 1: the girls did walking on Sunshine into Halo? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 3: And then what did they drink? Like a cold brew
Speaker 3: or something?
Speaker 1: What did they have the bit of the episode? What
Speaker 1: was it they drank like they drink crazy? That yeah,
Speaker 1: Murphy as that was. That's how they broke that episode
Speaker 1: of comedic television. The girls drink energy drinks and sing
Speaker 1: a Halo comedic break. I miss TV.
Speaker 5: Comparinga to Michelle right now.
Speaker 1: Oh really, girl, they're saying it's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: Biden was Beanie? Are you serious? Is this what gay
Speaker 1: twitter is talking about? Well? Beanie's Beanie's approval rating was
Speaker 1: actually twenty six percent nationally, and Beanie was Beanie was
Speaker 1: not gonna win Michigan. Oh my god, she came in
Speaker 1: and she saved the country with that, you know. But
Speaker 1: when and I were there the second night, the second
Speaker 1: night we went to go see Funny Girl. No, it
Speaker 1: was second night of Actually I bought a ticket to
Speaker 1: my mother, like and my aunt obsessed with Funny Girl
Speaker 1: growing up, and I bought a ticket to see Beanie.
Speaker 1: And Beanie had called out, which I guess she was
Speaker 1: doing quite a bit at that time, because it was
Speaker 1: I think it was tough. But then I was like,
Speaker 1: I wish I had waited, because when we saw Liam Michelle,
Speaker 1: she fucking tore it up. And I mean, I'm telling you,
Speaker 1: and I'm not just talking about that. I am talking
Speaker 1: about take a bow. I am talking about taking chances. O,
Speaker 1: my god, taking chances in the pilot of Glee. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's in the pilot. Yes, it's when Lia Michelle walks
Speaker 1: up to the sign. And yes, you're right, Yes, that's
Speaker 1: a great pilot. If one that one thing you must
Speaker 1: give pilot executes a pilot the only way you should
Speaker 1: which is perfection. And Jane Lynch, what a star, what
Speaker 1: a what a what a great turn my face also
Speaker 1: a funny girl. But Brett Scurry of students, Leah was coming. Well,
Speaker 1: now you hear what she says. She says she wished
Speaker 1: she had stayed in the show. I said Tolba felt
Speaker 1: would like a word. Let let toll the cook. It's
Speaker 1: actually really culture number eighty Totova show would like a word,
Speaker 1: and hey, let the books.
Speaker 5: Walking dead, Miss Tva stepped onto sets. Oh everybody knows
Speaker 5: who's mayor?
Speaker 1: Okay, oh, everybody know who's Rachel Bloom's mother and crazy
Speaker 1: ex girlfriend. Tovah Really Toba books, Toba's She should get
Speaker 1: Tobah books.
Speaker 5: She has no problem working.
Speaker 3: You know, Tovah has no problem work.
Speaker 1: That's a rule of culture. That's rule of no culture
Speaker 1: number forty seven total has no problem working. I didn't.
Speaker 1: I did not know that. No, I can I say.
Speaker 1: It's the most disgusting, twisted show I've ever Are you
Speaker 1: watching Fallout? Have you seen Fallout?
Speaker 5: EPI?
Speaker 1: I just I'm on the second last episode. I'm obsessed
Speaker 1: with Fallout. Multiple nominations, Well yes, I was like clocked
Speaker 1: it early it's I just I can see it in
Speaker 1: the future. But when's going up to Ela Pernell and
Speaker 1: they're having a moment at the Emmys and I, oh,
Speaker 1: she's she's pretty and Slaton yellow jacket and she's a
Speaker 1: stunning jar.
Speaker 3: What's that?
Speaker 1: What's Belgravia? Amazon Girl reviewed viciously in The Guardian. The
Speaker 1: review begins, oh no, this was the most the most
Speaker 1: savage line of any review in history is the first
Speaker 1: line of black Well. Julian Fellows has been typing again.
Speaker 1: It was so savage for an hour. That's Jimmy Glick level.
Speaker 1: That is, someone's got to write someone's no, no, no, oh,
Speaker 1: someone's been writing. This is a Jimmy House oh period.
Speaker 1: We might we might have Jimmy Jimmy Knight. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: might need Jiminy Knight. Yeah, we love Jiminy. Martin Short.
Speaker 1: This the heterosexual that you are. Oh yeah, he's one
Speaker 1: of our best.
Speaker 5: Incredible.
Speaker 1: If if every man was like a gay, straight whatever
Speaker 1: was like Martin Short, there would be no war. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it would be funny. Ass Canadians down. I have a
Speaker 1: feeling he's voting blue. I have a feeling I think
Speaker 1: he's voting blue. I think he's KHive. I think he's
Speaker 1: just he's almost as ka hive as these Province down folks.
Speaker 1: And I'm telling you these Province down folks are really
Speaker 1: in the can for Kamala. I know he has a
Speaker 1: T shirt, silk screen the way of this merchant.
Speaker 3: Oh, someone's trying to dig for some tea?
Speaker 1: Okay? Is that? No, we can't well, we can't speculate
Speaker 1: and gossip on Lost Coach anymore. Might have the times
Speaker 1: of change. Remember when they used to say whatever the
Speaker 1: fuck they want on it? Now now the press anything. Oh,
Speaker 1: speaking of which, there's someone at e W fucking who
Speaker 1: don't do this. No, No, I don't care who's listening
Speaker 1: to this podcast mining every little thing I have to
Speaker 1: say about SNL. I really fucking hate what they do
Speaker 1: over there with me. Stop it, stop it. I pulled, No,
Speaker 1: I pulled out of a round table because I was like, no,
Speaker 1: you're not getting me. Don't fucking take my words out
Speaker 1: of context when I talk about my job. You did
Speaker 1: take them out of context. You got absolutely guess what
Speaker 1: e W like. There's pick up there like people fucking
Speaker 1: like turn out on this and then fucking and the
Speaker 1: next thing. No, Ben Shapiro is sharing my quotes on
Speaker 1: his Facebook, and now all these fucking Maga, fucking assholes
Speaker 1: are like commenting on my ship whatever I'm like, and
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I hate Maga. I really like this cheeto.
Speaker 1: I don't like that that cheato. That cheeto in office?
Speaker 1: What rule culture was that seven? Real coach number seven?
Speaker 1: I hate that. I like that cheeto. I don't want
Speaker 1: him back in office at all. And you know what
Speaker 1: quote me e w okay, I said it with my chest.
Speaker 1: I don't like that cheeto at all.
Speaker 5: Like Taylor says, my job speaking.
Speaker 1: To conservative like voices. Did you notice that Megan Kelly
Speaker 1: went back to her Fox News hair? I feel I'm
Speaker 1: not keeping up? Okay, so have you been tracking the hair?
Speaker 1: First of all, I'm not remembering. I'm the only one
Speaker 1: keeping up. I remember. One of House and I's big
Speaker 1: arguments is whether the movie Bombshell is good because he's
Speaker 1: he's never but you never. You love Nicole so much, n.
Speaker 5: She's wearing a wig.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the entire film, and they're all happy Nicole went
Speaker 1: through hell for that film was Madonna boot Camp.
Speaker 5: And the only thing I will say is, you know,
Speaker 5: like whatever, whatever.
Speaker 1: Okay, Margot was neutral. You know what I think Bombshell is.
Speaker 1: It's an interesting watch. I didn't think it was a
Speaker 1: bad movie. I thought it was like surprising that it
Speaker 1: got oscared. Track was not so bad at all to
Speaker 1: make a movie about that place.
Speaker 3: I don't remember.
Speaker 1: It was James Cameron and we needed his eye on
Speaker 1: this situation. The seed Bear. It's Jay Roach, It's j
Speaker 1: Roach Road. Yeah, yeah it was. It was all right.
Speaker 3: But anyway, No, I've been I've been watching Kelly.
Speaker 1: I didn't. I haven't watching almost any Megan Kelly because
Speaker 1: I know what what was it that I saw? Oh,
Speaker 1: this is what I wanted to say. Because Mayor Pete
Speaker 1: which I'll still call him, has been on Fox News
Speaker 1: a lot. He's been all rushing it and can I
Speaker 1: say something to the people at Fox News And you're
Speaker 1: not listening, but I just want to throw this out there.
Speaker 1: The thing is like, every time you invite him on there,
Speaker 1: you truly play yourself because you guys look so dumb.
Speaker 1: And also you have to understand whoever is in HMU
Speaker 1: at Fox News is beating his face to hell. That
Speaker 1: man's skin on Fox News is nuts and his hair
Speaker 1: has never looked better. He's like, oh, he looks like
Speaker 1: he's looking like stud I think he brings his own hmu.
Speaker 3: You think that Mayor Pete has his own age.
Speaker 1: I think if you're in the cabinet, you got hmu.
Speaker 5: I mean, let me tell you. I think Chasten knows
Speaker 5: a few things around the makeup counter and.
Speaker 1: He's taking hair care of I'm just saying, like when
Speaker 1: you when you go on a thing like the Today
Speaker 1: Show or whatever, like you, you usually don't bring your
Speaker 1: own groom. I bring my own.
Speaker 3: Okay, did I bring Did Jessica come with me?
Speaker 1: Yes? Jessica came with you to Today's show to beat
Speaker 1: me for I remember, just that's the skin is really
Speaker 1: skinny and I don't know what, but it's looking red now.
Speaker 1: And you think he has join.
Speaker 5: Phillips looking more ready for camera. And it's because those
Speaker 5: Fox News girls bringing them.
Speaker 3: On because I guess they have their edge lords.
Speaker 5: They literally have like a.
Speaker 8: Fetish of being humiliated because the girl is beating them down.
Speaker 1: Yeah. You could actually see in this one last interview
Speaker 1: he did, the woman was interviewing him like dragon drop
Speaker 1: Fox News blonde host and he was like running train
Speaker 1: on her eyes and you could see in her eyes
Speaker 1: a little bit that she was she was elements, she
Speaker 1: was turned on by it. I think they do like it,
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. It's like, and I think like
Speaker 1: it must be getting through to some people because he's
Speaker 1: constantly there. I wonder if people call in and they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: that Mayor Pete. He really annoys us, but like they
Speaker 1: love it drives a viewership or something. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I need to know if he brings his own grooming.
Speaker 1: I think he probably does. Really. I think he was
Speaker 1: on Daily Show and I think he kind of had
Speaker 1: the same be We cannot talk about may Or peats makeup.
Speaker 1: I mean I think we are, and I actually think
Speaker 1: this is the only podcast that we'll talk about Mayor
Speaker 1: Pete's grooming, Okay, and I mean the mangang as in
Speaker 1: HMU not grooming like our favorite activity conversation. It's so funny.
Speaker 1: Let's I think we should have that conversation word pea time.
Speaker 1: Right now, it's family a week, which is a huge
Speaker 1: loo boom groom bitch just s you can't catch me
Speaker 1: boom groom grooming all these children and now aw is
Speaker 1: coming for us on that one. Hey ew we have
Speaker 1: your number Entertainment Weekly. Yang admits grooming proclivities on lost
Speaker 1: cultury stuff. The SNL star really minted three time Emmy nominee.
Speaker 1: Actually get it right, stop anyway, you know what I'm
Speaker 1: also loving, I'm like getting on Reservation Dogs finally. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I heard it's good. Oh my god, the show it
Speaker 1: just did really well, I mean last season. But they
Speaker 1: had just gotten on me. Oh my god, fabulous. I'm
Speaker 1: one of those stupid I'm like, for some reason, I'm
Speaker 1: like waking up to f X on Hulu. I don't
Speaker 1: think so. I mean, I'm I'm first of all, I
Speaker 1: want to tell you something. There was no bigger fan
Speaker 1: of Hulu is a teacher than me. Matt Rogers, thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you girl. A teacher more like a show? Yeah, Eli,
Speaker 1: Ma say it louder. It might be a culture. Although
Speaker 1: you're you're you don't think that's true. No, I'm I'm
Speaker 1: just like, I'm really I'm clutching my pearls. Yeah, why
Speaker 1: are we all like ganging up on Rooney all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, No one was ganging up. No one was
Speaker 1: ganging up. And here's the thing, it's not a gang
Speaker 1: up on Rooney just to give Kate Mara one single
Speaker 1: flower and people don't give her one single But I'm
Speaker 1: sorry it was a gang because Charleston was saying she's
Speaker 1: that y'all were saying she was the elite Mara and
Speaker 1: so that's a gang up out of my girl. It's
Speaker 1: not a gang up on It's first of all, people
Speaker 1: might listen to this podcast and be like, Bowen Yang
Speaker 1: is the elite talent. They might No one it's not
Speaker 1: a gang up on me. One is saying that, by
Speaker 1: the way. That's the they're all saying that for us
Speaker 1: still like totally like like like fucking blow pass Rooney.
Speaker 1: It's like she gave you the social network and girl
Speaker 1: with the dragon tattoo, and then she was in Carol
Speaker 1: like the she she can do it all. She was
Speaker 1: also in her her erasure and it happens way more
Speaker 1: than anyone knows what's happening in small towns across America.
Speaker 1: They're erasing the movie he Rooney and her. You see
Speaker 1: you didn't even remember that she was in it. She
Speaker 1: plays Joaquin's ex. Oh yeah, I know, I remember. I
Speaker 1: saw that movie twice. I loved her. I loved her
Speaker 1: girl Dragon tattoo, and I think I saw that twice too,
Speaker 1: Carol flung out of space, Carold. I'm gonna say two
Speaker 1: words again, A teacher, A teacher, Oh sure, sure, sure
Speaker 1: sure shirt No, Kate Mara can give you everything first
Speaker 1: of all, two words a teacher. But here's another two words,
Speaker 1: Broke Back Mountain, bitch. And people forget about the supporting
Speaker 1: women in Broke Back Mountain. They don't forget about Michelle Williams.
Speaker 1: She gets spoken about in that movie. Anne Hathaway was
Speaker 1: just as good as Michelle Williams in that movie. Linda
Speaker 1: CARTERLINI listened to me right now kills It and Broke
Speaker 1: Back Mountain and Kate Marrat and that last scene with
Speaker 1: with Heath Ledger after she leaves and she says she's
Speaker 1: getting married and he's like a brother, and then she
Speaker 1: leaves and he goes to his closet and pulls out
Speaker 1: Jack Twist the old shirt and says.
Speaker 3: Jack oswerr, you got nasty, Jack nasty.
Speaker 1: I know we we love both maras equally in this house.
Speaker 1: I just have to I don't think you know what
Speaker 1: we said. And I love movies there period, Cake, I
Speaker 1: love pie clearly Childen's like over there just loving cake.
Speaker 1: They were a cake boy under the Bridge. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I gotta get into that one. Uh for words, the
Speaker 1: girl from Playtonville I had, I was worried there about
Speaker 1: playing And is that the elite Spanning You're saying ell
Speaker 1: is the elite Fanning right now? Well that was that,
Speaker 1: that was the big breakout and said, I mean el
Speaker 1: Fanning and the Beguiles period. Okay. Interesting. First of all,
Speaker 1: they stuck Dakota on that goddamn spooky show. What was
Speaker 1: the show mister Koda was on? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that
Speaker 1: and then like I think she was on There's a
Speaker 1: Scary Show with Josh Hartnett. Remember how Dakota was Penny dreadful?
Speaker 1: Can we can we talk for a second about Dakota
Speaker 1: in War of the World? We can? She was amazing,
Speaker 1: She was incredible. Was the child actor for She's a
Speaker 1: She's a Screen Actress Guild nominee as an individual for
Speaker 1: I Am Sam. No one talks about it, No one talks.
Speaker 1: I think Dakota is going to be a huge nominations
Speaker 1: leader next year at Culture Awards. Oh my god, you
Speaker 1: know what. I haven't watched it, and I do feel
Speaker 1: badly about this, but I need to watch it. Is Ripley,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I have to just sit down and clean
Speaker 1: it and knock it out because I heard its spectacular
Speaker 1: and we love Andy. We love Andy. I'm sure he
Speaker 1: do You think he ever goes by Andy Andrew Scott
Speaker 1: all the time every day, you guys think, I think
Speaker 1: I would have to call a band. Oh my god, God,
Speaker 1: it's like Provincetown is rubbing off on these gay guys
Speaker 1: all around us, so beautiful. Have you watched it yet?
Speaker 6: Yes, you think it's stunning, totally different take because I
Speaker 6: have to say, like, for me, the talented mister Ripley
Speaker 6: is like a top ten Yeah yeah, and Gwyneth is
Speaker 6: so iconic the mainstream scene.
Speaker 5: It's incredible, and I.
Speaker 1: Think, yeah, dude, jud lost perfect previous and human males
Speaker 1: looked on ever.
Speaker 5: But this is a different take.
Speaker 1: It's very dark, and Ripley is not as innocent and
Speaker 1: that he is sure Machiavelli and like dark, dark work
Speaker 1: and Andrews. Of course he's a total star. But the
Speaker 1: way it shot, it's giving Francis hat, it's giving. It's
Speaker 1: very yes, because Francis has a very light movie, very
Speaker 1: light films. Greta is everywhere you look.
Speaker 3: I have to see Francis. Actually I've never seen that.
Speaker 1: It's great. Yeah, I love drivers, really good in its MISSI.
Speaker 1: I went to see Mistress America by myself one Thanksgiving
Speaker 1: at the Mine in Colorado. I was like, I guess
Speaker 1: I'm seeing this fucking gay ass movie. I guess I'm
Speaker 1: Lola Kirk.
Speaker 5: Is she eliot Kirk?
Speaker 1: Wait, no, Lola Kirk is not the elite Kirk. I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not talking about this.
Speaker 6: She did what.
Speaker 5: Oh yes, even hard to break down.
Speaker 1: No, but she did do that. That's the thing we
Speaker 1: have to now. Jared just walked back in from the gym,
Speaker 1: brag and you have to break a tie. Who is
Speaker 1: the elite Mara? Come say it, sister Namara's sister. Who
Speaker 1: is the elite Mara's sister? He hasn't seen a teacher, which,
Speaker 1: by the way, I'm not saying Rooney is the elite Mara.
Speaker 1: I'm saying, you guys cannot fucking steamroll ruin me like
Speaker 1: that by saying Kate is just to go back.
Speaker 5: To look real quick.
Speaker 8: She has a band and is a singer, and I
Speaker 8: saw her at the German pavilion got sheer haul in
Speaker 8: Ridgewood and she tore.
Speaker 1: Okay, speaking of the word singer, did you see Sabrina
Speaker 1: Carpenter's fragrance ad cherry cherry Baby, cherry Baby. She walks
Speaker 1: over to a cherry, puts the stem in her mouth,
Speaker 1: takes it out and it's a little heart shape and
Speaker 1: she winks at the camera and then it says cherry Baby,
Speaker 1: the new fragrance from Sabrina Carpenter. And I said, if
Speaker 1: you don't smell like cherry baby this fall, I'm not
Speaker 1: talking to you. We certainly aren't going on a second
Speaker 1: date if you haven't sprits cherry baby on your on
Speaker 1: your little cherry babies on your ballsack. Yeah, they're not
Speaker 1: going in my mouth. Yeah no, listen, here's what I'll say.
Speaker 1: Take that. This is what I'm going to pitch. I
Speaker 1: know Sabrina is probably gonna be the one doing the
Speaker 1: ads for cherry Baby the fragrance Bone and I would
Speaker 1: love to help. We would love to be involved in
Speaker 1: cherry Baby ads. If you guys want us to come
Speaker 1: just do a quick cameo and any cherry Baby ads like,
Speaker 1: we would love to do that, and really Sabrina anyway
Speaker 1: you want to collaborate with us, not not know though,
Speaker 1: like recently Matt and I have turned down some opportunities
Speaker 1: with some girlies with Perfume Agency exactly. Well, listen, we've
Speaker 1: had a spirited conversation about so many things in culture,
Speaker 1: and now it's time for the I don't think so
Speaker 1: honey Olympic. This is going to be just like the
Speaker 1: regular segment, except we have three incredible people here who
Speaker 1: are gonna all give their thoughts in the form of
Speaker 1: an I don't think so honey, which us our one
Speaker 1: minute segment where we ran to get something in culture
Speaker 1: that we just don't like so much. But first, but
Speaker 1: first coffee. Now, but first we'll do it. We'll go right,
Speaker 1: I love but first coffee, First coffee, Bring it back,
Speaker 1: bring it back. I think it's so funny.
Speaker 3: Do you think Province sounds going blue for in the election?
Speaker 1: It?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, we have to take you to that lesbian
Speaker 1: store too. You're gonna be in heaven, all right. So
Speaker 1: this is I don't think so honey, and I do
Speaker 1: have something you want to tie me? Okay, yeah, this
Speaker 1: is Matt Roders. I don't think Sony's time starts now.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. It is a huge issue
Speaker 1: in the gay community. When they give you your prep
Speaker 1: and it's in the pack. No, it's in this thing.
Speaker 1: What would you call it. It's like a pamphlet. It's
Speaker 1: like a booklet of prep and not a little pill bottle.
Speaker 1: Look go, Jared, look, go get it. This is literally
Speaker 1: how they give out your your prep. Now, it's like,
Speaker 1: how the hell am I supposed to travel with this?
Speaker 1: What is wrong? It's Model actter birth control, which, by
Speaker 1: the way, that's inconvenience. Hell, that is not the right equivalent.
Speaker 1: This is ridiculous. I first of all, I'm a gay.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go. I gotta get places. This is impossible
Speaker 1: to pack big custom this is crazy. First of all,
Speaker 1: why wouldn't you put pills in pill bottles? I know
Speaker 1: I'm talking to my sisters now when I say this.
Speaker 1: There is nothing better about seconds than the way it was.
Speaker 1: We need to go back to before, and I'm talking
Speaker 1: about everything in this country. The discourse is toxic. We
Speaker 1: need to go back to the way we used to
Speaker 1: speak to each other, the old town values. We need
Speaker 1: prep in pill bottles, and that's old town values. Old
Speaker 1: town values, prep and pill bottles. All right, I miss
Speaker 1: I missed the old days where I got my prep
Speaker 1: in pill bottle. Well, okay, coming right up, so put
Speaker 1: the clock on.
Speaker 3: Okay, he's coming right up.
Speaker 1: This is bowing yangs. I don't think so honey. His
Speaker 1: time starts now. I don't think so honey. The prep
Speaker 1: pill bottles because I'm still on that stuff. And why
Speaker 1: they got to put a cotton ball in there? Yeah,
Speaker 1: every time I'm opening my new prep bottle, I gotta
Speaker 1: make my fingers a tweezer and pinch a little cotton
Speaker 1: ball out what so it doesn't clack clack clack in
Speaker 1: my job? Kid, I don't give a fuck. I want
Speaker 1: people to know that I'm fucking and sucking. Okay, And
Speaker 1: and yeah, I'll take two if if if I forgot extra,
Speaker 1: if I got an ex strip breeding, if you breed
Speaker 1: someone looks a little dangerous, you got top two Part two.
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. I don't think so honey.
Speaker 1: These over eager tops up there. Who Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 1: My hole is amazing. If I say maybe not tonight,
Speaker 1: don't don't don't try to keep jockeying in there, fifteen seconds.
Speaker 1: I go, I was literally about to stop this guy
Speaker 1: this week and be like I was gonna say the word.
Speaker 1: Are you ready for this dude in the middle of sex.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine someone saying that, or you saying that
Speaker 1: to anyone?
Speaker 5: The word?
Speaker 1: I can imagine, dude, five seconds. It's not gonna happen tonight. No,
Speaker 1: I get out of there. And that is kind of
Speaker 1: your your tone, the line that's one minute. Here's what
Speaker 1: I'll say. You're in the right town. There's a lot
Speaker 1: of top sure, but they take no for an answer.
Speaker 1: They take no for an answer. They better because otherwise
Speaker 1: we might be getting in it. You might have a
Speaker 1: fucking problem with me. Yeah, you don't want a problem
Speaker 1: with Bowen Yang and Pete Town. You don't, you know?
Speaker 5: For the environment?
Speaker 3: No, what is the thing with the cotton in any
Speaker 3: in any bottle of medication?
Speaker 1: I ask you, my pre my, I'm sorry, I forgot,
Speaker 1: but what guy doesn't hotness from a flower and not
Speaker 1: an animal? I'm the lamily is coming for me. The
Speaker 1: lamily is officially eight year ass girl chewed your ass out? Rather,
Speaker 1: why is there those little cottons and pills? I think
Speaker 1: to prevent the pills from breaking if they hit the
Speaker 1: wall of the Jesus Christ. So I'm saying, yes, let's
Speaker 1: go back to the bottle, but let's not keep the
Speaker 1: let's take the cotton ball out. I'm just saying, shake
Speaker 1: my pills next, Lisa New Lisa from Tamekula just dropped
Speaker 1: shake my pills like it's fucking thick. This is it's
Speaker 1: a brochure, It's a cheese kicked doctor. Can I tell
Speaker 1: you something. This is the first time I'm seeing this.
Speaker 3: Essentially, it's a reminder I'm gonna take my pill now.
Speaker 1: By the way, men, you can't I respect the hell
Speaker 1: out of y'all keep sending Oh I love babe, look
Speaker 1: at that. I have it on display. The bum bomb.
Speaker 1: Hello bitch.
Speaker 4: The bum bomb goes so hard the bumbob people people go, oh, no,
Speaker 4: we can't.
Speaker 1: What are you say? Jared is doing an impression of
Speaker 1: someone We went on vacation. We did meet someone on
Speaker 1: vacation who we were talking to them and then they
Speaker 1: got their passport out and.
Speaker 3: She might listen, that's okay, her passport was.
Speaker 1: It was like looney Tunes. Well no, because the thing
Speaker 1: is like we were just standing there like completely still
Speaker 1: there was no movement at all, and she like had
Speaker 1: her passport in her hands and then out of nowhere
Speaker 1: this like it was like I was like a slapstick moment.
Speaker 1: It was slapstick. It was Charlie motherfucking Chaplin, which is
Speaker 1: not slapstick. I know, but you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Is he not slapstick?
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think he's technically considered slapstick. Well
Speaker 1: damn uh oh no he is slapstick. Teach towards me. No, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: Charlie Chaplin is slapstick a teacher towards me into the
Speaker 1: best way, not in the evil groomer way that Kate
Speaker 1: Mara is so expertly portrayed. She was so brilliant as
Speaker 1: a groomer, and that show Kate maara Is Grooming was
Speaker 1: so convincing other than Julian's. Oh, Julianne Juliante had some
Speaker 1: good groommage. She did great grooming in May December. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's be real, thank you, I'm not dealing with this
Speaker 1: kid Mara.
Speaker 2: I also have to say Kate has not turned in
Speaker 2: a performance that's nearly as good as either Carol or
Speaker 2: Girl with the Dragon.
Speaker 1: Time you didn't watch a teacher and so you don't
Speaker 1: have a leg to stand on. It's my birthday. I
Speaker 1: won't be spoken to like her episode who could forget?
Speaker 5: One's ever been better when being pushed in front of
Speaker 5: a train? Period?
Speaker 1: Oh please her that her claimed the same spoiler alert
Speaker 1: different Taylor was amazing in Amsterdam. Yeah, now I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Rachel mccallams is the best getting pushed. It just being
Speaker 1: hit by a large Oh shu shuh shushure, Harry, that's
Speaker 1: what that moment is. I'm gonna chase my prep pill
Speaker 1: with my Heineken while you announced Jared Frieder, this is
Speaker 1: Jared Fraeder's I don't think so, honey. His time starts now.
Speaker 2: Okay, So this goes out to logan logan, we love you.
Speaker 2: This is basically my cousin Rachel Strikers. I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 2: which is I don't think so, honey. Pediatric cancer out
Speaker 2: of all cancer research funding only four percent, only four
Speaker 2: percent of pediatric cancer, So fucked up. We need to
Speaker 2: donate to pediatric cancer to stop it. And on that,
Speaker 2: on that same limb, I don't think so, honey. Brooks
Speaker 2: from season ten of the Real Housewives of Orange County.
Speaker 2: Oh big cancer, my watch it, watch it, dig yourself
Speaker 2: a bigger gray biggie, dig it.
Speaker 1: Take seconds. I don't think so, honey. Shannon Bador never
Speaker 1: coming on this podcast yet.
Speaker 2: We gotta get her on. Oh, we gotta get on
Speaker 2: the pod. It needs to happen in an Archie, her dog,
Speaker 2: Shan an Archie together. I envisioned two more mics at
Speaker 2: this table. Everyone we're huddling around talking about when Brooks
Speaker 2: fake fifteen. I don't think so, honey, cancer, and I
Speaker 2: think that that is something that we all should be
Speaker 2: discussing for the rest of town.
Speaker 1: Okay, five seconds. Do you want to do one more?
Speaker 2: And thank you to all my homies out there, Andy,
Speaker 2: Jared and to all his homies out there.
Speaker 1: Love you logan. Yeah. I mean that's a very spirited,
Speaker 1: very spirited one, and it dovetailed perfectly into pop culture.
Speaker 1: I had to I love that. Did you know, yes,
Speaker 1: did you know that Jared watches The Real Housewives of
Speaker 1: Orange County Reunion Part three every night before he goes
Speaker 1: to bed? And do we mean every night every I
Speaker 1: don't until I app that you told me about all
Speaker 1: which we which we which we've loved. I loved so much.
Speaker 5: I love the soundscape of Vicky Gumlinson screaming.
Speaker 1: Come on, house, get over here, it's time to do.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, Patrick Rogers. I don't you
Speaker 1: guys are going to be introduced to Charlton last because
Speaker 1: you haven't met him yet. Charlton has a big debut
Speaker 1: and I asked if he had anything to say, and
Speaker 1: he said always always all right, So here comes house.
Speaker 1: You want to count him down? This is Patrick Rogers
Speaker 1: house is I don't think so, honey. As time starts now.
Speaker 8: Speaking of important messages, According to the director of Retail
Speaker 8: Business Development, Hello Kitty, Hello Kitty is not a cat.
Speaker 8: She's actually a little girl raised in the suburbs of London.
Speaker 8: I don't think so, honey, a cat girl. Quit this narrative.
Speaker 8: I'm so sick of hearing about how this is a
Speaker 8: little girl. This is not Abigail Breslian. This bitch has
Speaker 8: been dressed like a.
Speaker 5: Cat since I was born.
Speaker 1: She's always been a cat. Hold on, hold, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: do you see they attack me?
Speaker 5: They attacked my belief because they know how important message
Speaker 5: this is.
Speaker 8: This is a cat who's going about her business, and
Speaker 8: she does not need to be fifteen seconded and just
Speaker 8: saying that she's a human. If you've ever met a cat,
Speaker 8: you know they do not want to be associated with
Speaker 8: human beings. Now, File has always been a cat, she
Speaker 8: will always be a cat. And I don't want this
Speaker 8: narrative to continue for another second.
Speaker 1: And that's one minute. I want you to know less.
Speaker 1: Wait about first of all, First of all, you're when
Speaker 1: you type in is hello into Google kit, the first
Speaker 1: thing is hello kitty a cat? Are you kidding? No?
Speaker 1: But it's it's a it's a thing. Yes, I'm sorry
Speaker 1: not to this is. This is just to correlate and
Speaker 1: be a supplemental material. Celesta and I wrote a whole
Speaker 1: sketch about this. Yes, like this is this is This
Speaker 1: is still driving us crazy.
Speaker 8: It's an insane conversation that that company will not well,
Speaker 8: won't budge.
Speaker 1: No, it's it's it's satanic. Sorry Celeste me and please
Speaker 1: don't destroy boys. We wrote this Tello Kitty sketch, Kicky Palmer,
Speaker 1: I do remember this. It's Charlton Lamb's time. Wait, did
Speaker 1: you have something to contribute to the hell? Can you discourse? Oh?
Speaker 1: You want to. I just want to say just know that.
Speaker 5: Hell, look, Katie's always the cat.
Speaker 1: So thank you always been a good This is Charlton Lamb. Everyone.
Speaker 1: It's your honor to meet him today, and I'm very
Speaker 1: excited to hear what you got for us. This is
Speaker 1: I'm very excited to This is very anticipated for me.
Speaker 1: This is Charlton Lambs. I don't think so many time starts.
Speaker 7: Now, Hi, Okay, I want to start and say I'm
Speaker 7: not really ever on the application grinder. Okay, when I am,
Speaker 7: and if you see me on there, please do as
Speaker 7: my headline says, and take me on your boat. Yes,
Speaker 7: I just want to say I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 7: People who post screenshots of people telling them they were
Speaker 7: good at set.
Speaker 1: Grinder, like it's one of the best holes I never have.
Speaker 1: You are so good. It's so weird. Is growing through your.
Speaker 7: Album and it's like nude nude and then like a
Speaker 7: review of you being good, like some sort of creepy,
Speaker 7: nasty Jackie Weaver for your consideration campaign. It's so bizarre
Speaker 7: and like also like one thing that is not part
Speaker 7: of me whether I want to have sex with you
Speaker 7: is if someone else enjoyed having sex with you, Like
Speaker 7: that's not part of it.
Speaker 1: It's like am I attracted to you? Are you meetingless data?
Speaker 7: It's like, hey, just even though you think I'm not cute,
Speaker 7: just let you know, actually have a four point eight
Speaker 7: and turns up blowing and I'm working on raving.
Speaker 5: No, I don't think so that is one minute.
Speaker 1: I mean I think we have our winner. We have
Speaker 1: our winner, right, I think Charlton has one congratulations congratulations.
Speaker 1: I have to say I think we might have seen
Speaker 1: the same person because I had never wait, is it
Speaker 1: here locally in pizza?
Speaker 5: And then you're busted it's here in pizza. And then
Speaker 5: the other thing is like the reply is always the most.
Speaker 1: Like thank you so much. Man. I really love that.
Speaker 5: I really was working on it, like why.
Speaker 8: Is it this way?
Speaker 1: This reminds me of I was a Chinese school one
Speaker 1: year and a little kid. It was kind of the
Speaker 1: cutest thing, but it was this little kid held up
Speaker 1: a blue eyes white dragon card from Yu gi Oh,
Speaker 1: a powerful card in Yugo, and just walked around and
Speaker 1: just kind of like showed it to everybody. Yeah, let
Speaker 1: her let you know status, like letting you know it.
Speaker 1: But it's like, well, everyone has that card. But also
Speaker 1: it's like everyone's had sex. It's so like, yes, I've
Speaker 1: fucked before. It's it would be it's literally like it's
Speaker 1: like it is it's posting your own review. It's crazy.
Speaker 1: And also it's like, I don't know who do you
Speaker 1: guys regularly follow up with trade? Not like not like that,
Speaker 1: not like, hey, leave a review would really help me.
Speaker 1: It's not the actual podcast totally. Yes, this all being said,
Speaker 1: by the way, if you do give us a five
Speaker 1: star of you on the podcast app but actually does
Speaker 1: help and actually does help. Actually, we've had some crazy
Speaker 1: people lately sort of drag us, so please give us
Speaker 1: a five star review. It's not that I it's it's
Speaker 1: I see it every now and then I'm like, I
Speaker 1: wish some of the readers would come through. So give
Speaker 1: us a five star review. And I'm so happy. That's
Speaker 1: the way that this podcast is going to end. Can
Speaker 1: we just thank Charlton Patrick and Freda. It's Jared's birthday
Speaker 1: and he's one of our favorites and we love you
Speaker 1: very much. Jared Frieder, do you want to say one
Speaker 1: more thing to all the homies Jared's fans are called
Speaker 1: homies are his fans called homies. Yeah, if you're a
Speaker 1: Jared fan, you're a homie to homies, my Dade County dreamers,
Speaker 1: all my Dad County dreamers.
Speaker 2: I just want to say, I hope you had a
Speaker 2: brad summer and vote for Kamala Harris for president.
Speaker 1: Thanks Homies, Thanks Homies.
Speaker 3: We end every episode over the.
Speaker 1: Song for Rovince Town. We're going to see you didn't
Speaker 1: nail the nap. I think it might have been better
Speaker 1: the first time, but your effort was spectacular. Bye bye
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