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Speaker 1: He's another. Hello. Hi is this Kristen. Yeah, this is she.

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Speaker 1: Hi Kristin. My name is Toby and I'm calling from

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Speaker 1: the Ellen DeGeneres Show. How are you. I'm good the

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Speaker 1: Ellen Degenera Show. M H. I'm calling you because Ellen

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Speaker 1: saw your tweets and feels terrible. Shut up, I promise you.

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Speaker 1: She knows that she sort of fooled Seattle into thinking

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Speaker 1: that she was coming to town, and then when she

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Speaker 1: didn't show up at the University of Washington, there were

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Speaker 1: a lot of upset fans. We've looked at the tweets,

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Speaker 1: she's gone over them, and she wants to personally make

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Speaker 1: it up to you. No, I'm not at all. I

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Speaker 1: was hoping you'd be this excited. That's great. What does

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Speaker 1: this mean? Then, well, I hope you're sitting down. I

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Speaker 1: totally just sat down. Okay. Ellen would like to fly

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Speaker 1: you down to la to see the show. Put you up.

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Speaker 1: I am one hundred percent serious because we saw your

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Speaker 1: tweets and you felt fooled and that wasn't right. And

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Speaker 1: you know Ellen, I mean, she's she's a nice person.

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Speaker 1: She doesn't want to do that to anybody, so she

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Speaker 1: would wants to fly it down. Have you come watched

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Speaker 1: the show? Oh my god, I'm taking it from your

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Speaker 1: reaction that's a yes. Yeah. Are you freaking joking? Oh

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Speaker 1: my god? I should also let you know this. Ellen

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Speaker 1: looked at your pictures on Twitter and she was very

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Speaker 1: very impressed. Okay, thank you. Ellen has taken quite a

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Speaker 1: liking to you. What does that mean? Oh, just that

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Speaker 1: she's just taken quite a liking to you. And that's

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Speaker 1: why she wants to personally ask you to come to

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Speaker 1: La to hang out a little bit. So when can

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Speaker 1: you come down to La? How about tomorrow? I can

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Speaker 1: definitely come down tomorrow. Am I allowed to bring someone like?

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Speaker 1: And I bring my husband? Oh? You're married? Yes? I

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Speaker 1: don't think Ellen will care too much about that. Um,

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure she's married too, so it shouldn't be

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Speaker 1: a problem. It's actually more of a tabloid thing. Her

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Speaker 1: and Portia aren't even together at all. She's single. But

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Speaker 1: you can't tell anybody, No that's so sad. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: it's not. It's not sad. She's happy. They're both happy.

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Speaker 1: So Ellen can see whoever she wants. You know, you

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Speaker 1: know what I mean by that? Though, Ellen can see

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Speaker 1: whoever she wants. Now, are you suggesting that she's interested

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Speaker 1: in me, like romantically. I can't speak for Ellen on

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Speaker 1: those matters. I just know that she demanded that I

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Speaker 1: bring you to Los Angeles and get you two in

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Speaker 1: the same room together, preferably at dinner. Um. I would love, love,

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Speaker 1: love love to go visit Ellen and go to her

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Speaker 1: show and do it like go to a taping and stuff.

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Speaker 1: But I just I'm feeling a little uncomfort about kind

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Speaker 1: of what you're telling me. It's only for one night.

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Speaker 1: Do you mind staying at her house? That's pretty cool,

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Speaker 1: she said to make that available if you wanted to.

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Speaker 1: Your husband's more than welcome to stay at the hotel

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Speaker 1: and you can stay at her place. Yeah, and I'm

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Speaker 1: sure her house is like amazing and we wouldn't even

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Speaker 1: be in the same waiting Yeah, it's her house is amazing.

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Speaker 1: You should see the bedroom. No, you should think about it.

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Speaker 1: I'm just really not comfortable with what you're asking for

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Speaker 1: me to do twenty five thousand dollars. What Ellen is

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Speaker 1: prepared to offer you twenty five thousand dollars just to

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Speaker 1: come to town and have dinner and maybe some other

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Speaker 1: things in the evening or whatever. But she said no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: thank you. No to the twenty five thousand dollars. No, no,

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Speaker 1: it's to have bazillion dollars. Absolutely not. This is horrible.

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Speaker 1: I've been horrible. I've been authorized to go as high

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Speaker 1: as thirty thousand dollars. Thirty thousand dollars for just dinner. No,

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Speaker 1: no freaking way, are you kidding me? I'm not sleeping

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Speaker 1: with Ellen DeGeneres for money. Who is it? This is

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Speaker 1: actually Jewel from Brook and Jewil in the morning. I'm

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Speaker 1: moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know what that means. That means that

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Speaker 1: it's a prank phone call. Your friend Matt set you up. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm really confused right now and very angry, and I

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Speaker 1: need someone to explain to me exactly what's happening. It's

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Speaker 1: a radio show. Your buddy Matt emailed me and told

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Speaker 1: me how upset you were that Ellen didn't show up

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Speaker 1: to the University of Washington the other day and wanted

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Speaker 1: us to screw with you. Wait, I just got totally fooled,

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Speaker 1: didn't I, Yes, you did. No, if it means anything,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure if Ellen saw your picture. She might still

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Speaker 1: want to do that with you. I can never believe

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Speaker 1: this happened. Wake up every morning with day more things

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Speaker 1: are the twenties Holy On Ruben ninety two point five