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<v Speaker 1>Hi, guys, Welcome to the final episode of ri E

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<v Speaker 1>season of Will You Accept This Rose. I have a

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<v Speaker 1>I like I mean, the lip gloss looks really great,

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<v Speaker 1>the cheeks look really great. It's stuff that's not going

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<v Speaker 1>know everybody likes to feel sassy. Let's we've been through

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<v Speaker 1>but my skin and my face are tired, so I

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<v Speaker 1>it's art in Okay. So we have some news, some

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<v Speaker 1>of you guys have been asking, Um, Katie is leaving

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<v Speaker 1>Nurdiced and so we are going independent. And at first

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<v Speaker 1>of all, more than anything, I just wanted to thank Nurdiced.

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<v Speaker 1>We love Nurdiced. There's only good vibes stories between us

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<v Speaker 1>and Nurdiced. Um, I'm so grateful to have launched there.

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<v Speaker 1>It's been so fun, and thank you and thank you

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<v Speaker 1>to Katie for picking it up. And so what we

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<v Speaker 1>are going independent and we have built a website. And

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<v Speaker 1>here's the most amazing thing. Since we mentioned this last week,

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<v Speaker 1>Squarespace messed up and we said we're gonna be www.

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<v Speaker 1>and they didn't hook it up. And some you're probably

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<v Speaker 1>It'll all be up and running in the next week.

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<v Speaker 1>basically the biggest part of the podcast, as you guys,

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<v Speaker 1>it's truly my favorite thing that I do. I've never

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<v Speaker 1>been on a team and this is the community that

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<v Speaker 1>I feel a part of and I could not be

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<v Speaker 1>more grateful. And that's why we're doing Patreon because now

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<v Speaker 1>there's some overhead because we're going on the road, y'all.

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<v Speaker 1>Al Right, guys, so there you go, Dot Rose Podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>a better website now by full babe. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, here we go. I just got sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just doing okay, Oh my god, we're here. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>not let's have to the bank. You guys, were you

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<v Speaker 1>accept this cable issue going into the audio. It's needle dick.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the needle dick of cholest boy. Get it right,

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<v Speaker 1>they get it. Okay, just get it right, needle dick.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, you're not even to believe. You're not

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<v Speaker 1>even believe it's here, America. Okay, I did. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>Will you accept this rose? My name is Art and Marine.

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<v Speaker 1>I am so so honored and delighted to be here

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<v Speaker 1>rounding out this season of the Bachelor. I didn't it

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<v Speaker 1>was an exciting season. This Vanilla real estate agent piece

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<v Speaker 1>of ship gave us, gave us an exciting season. To

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<v Speaker 1>my left, my co host, my woman. I missed so

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<v Speaker 1>hard for those seven days that she was in the

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<v Speaker 1>penalty box. I kept throwing her snacks like jujubes and

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<v Speaker 1>lemon heads in her penalty box and she didn't care.

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<v Speaker 1>She was just she was off doing her own things.

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<v Speaker 1>I love her so much. She looks just like gal Gado.

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<v Speaker 1>You might know her as miss Erin. Happy to be

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<v Speaker 1>here and thank you for feeding me in the penalty.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I missed you so much. I'm thrilled

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<v Speaker 1>that we are rounding out the season. Yeah, what season?

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<v Speaker 1>What if? These two days in a row? Era? And

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<v Speaker 1>do you have anything you want to promote coming up? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Just San Antonio this weekend l l San Antonio, March

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<v Speaker 1>through eleventh. I heard you killed it when you did

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<v Speaker 1>the improv. I heard you killed it. Just a reminder.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be doing my political stand up at Hyenas Dipped

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<v Speaker 1>in Hall Lava in Dallas, Texas. Come buy shirts for me, guys.

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<v Speaker 1>I need to get rid of these fucking cute shirts there.

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<v Speaker 1>There's so many shirts. They're tight, but they're cute. Come

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<v Speaker 1>by them. I'll be at Hyenas April six and seventh

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<v Speaker 1>in Dallas. I'll also be in Alaska. Buy my shirts

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<v Speaker 1>wrapped in your shirt. It's cold up there. See the

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<v Speaker 1>northern lights of my shirts. And then we are going

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<v Speaker 1>to Moontower Festivals. They have not given us a date yet,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's the weekend afore twenty. And if you know

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<v Speaker 1>anything about me, and you know I'm bad at marijuana guys, right,

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<v Speaker 1>a woman my best friend. I can just say it.

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<v Speaker 1>She told me I can say it. It's official. She

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<v Speaker 1>is my best friend. She's also very official. She's a

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<v Speaker 1>Secretary of state. She I think we had to like

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<v Speaker 1>borrow her from less Moonvest for four hours to to

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<v Speaker 1>be able to She's almost done earning her keep so

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<v Speaker 1>she can keep us dressed in our bathing suits and

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<v Speaker 1>our underwear that were not our sponsors backs. We love

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<v Speaker 1>her so much, Miss Paget Bruce, you guys missed you

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<v Speaker 1>so much. I got you, guys. Can I just say

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<v Speaker 1>I thought of do you have anything you want to promote?

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<v Speaker 1>Another period? On Comedy Tuesday nights at ten o'clock and

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<v Speaker 1>Criminal Minds Wednesday nights at ten o'clock. Prentice, you play

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<v Speaker 1>a Prentice Chief Unit Chief Emily Prentice. I'm a unit chief.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a Unich I'm the Unich Chief. Guys, Katie, it's

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<v Speaker 1>scary Unich Chief Chief. I'm sorry, sir, you're packing to

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<v Speaker 1>my chee. You've got to get out of here. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>the Unich cheek. I want to say to you. I

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<v Speaker 1>was thinking I don't want to brag, but I tread

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<v Speaker 1>the boards in the fifth grade. At the age of nine.

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<v Speaker 1>We did Macbeth in my fifth grade class. I played McDuff,

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<v Speaker 1>but um, I thought, I still remember the three witches

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<v Speaker 1>at the beginning. I feel like the witches again, sisters

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<v Speaker 1>in thunder lightning or in Rain when the Holy Burly's done,

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<v Speaker 1>when the bed was okay. I had to play McDuff

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<v Speaker 1>because I looked like Ron Howard. I look like a boy. McBeth,

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<v Speaker 1>no anime I was. I was a little man. I

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<v Speaker 1>had a sword and a cape and a little red

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<v Speaker 1>bowl cut and I was going up against McBeth. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean Macbeth didn't have a chance with What was my class?

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<v Speaker 1>What were they doing? Why were we doing that play

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<v Speaker 1>in fifth grade? Uh? Some torturous theater teachers. That's a

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<v Speaker 1>fancy school. I mean it was. We also learned about

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<v Speaker 1>we also we were doing Red Rover at We also

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<v Speaker 1>learned about Cleveland steamers in sex class. Why what a

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<v Speaker 1>sex class? I mean, not like sex or whatever. Sex

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<v Speaker 1>is a Cleveland steamer when someone shits on your chest. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>and yes, you were taught that golden showers. That was

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<v Speaker 1>in eighth grade. Teacher actually said that golden showers thick

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<v Speaker 1>massage ches to tax that she goes. Some homosexuals are

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<v Speaker 1>aroused by your naton on one another. I don't where

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<v Speaker 1>did you go to school? Was that outside or in?

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<v Speaker 1>That's not just homosexual the President of the United States,

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<v Speaker 1>blame me. There's so much wrong with everything about the

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<v Speaker 1>the the homophobia in that statement, the fact that they're teaching.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I had not held hands with a boy,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was afraid he's going to go right to

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<v Speaker 1>ship on my face. I don't even know how to

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<v Speaker 1>take steaking of Cleveland Steamers. Get started, you guys, All right,

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<v Speaker 1>here we go. They start out, but let me just

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<v Speaker 1>start with the first line, and then we'll do the

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<v Speaker 1>general and then we'll go through the specifics. The first line,

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<v Speaker 1>these pieces of ship start with poor sweet Becca crying

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<v Speaker 1>and then going do you love him? And her going yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it's just like they like as if they

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<v Speaker 1>didn't like twist the knife enough. Now. I was out

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<v Speaker 1>till midnight last night, so I didn't get to and

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<v Speaker 1>I accidentally saw that Becca was the bachelorette. And I

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<v Speaker 1>will say watching it knowing, which bummed me out that

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<v Speaker 1>I knew, but watching it, I was like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>she drank the kool a. They told her that her

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<v Speaker 1>narrative is like, this is part of my story before

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<v Speaker 1>they even announced it, because I was watching for that, like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>it's all part of my story. Like they clearly gave

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<v Speaker 1>her talk because I watched it again this morning because

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to see how I perceived it. Yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>also I wanted to be good for you, ladies. I've

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<v Speaker 1>missed you. I wanted to bring in some you could

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<v Speaker 1>in the corner and thrill. Oh, it's just like it's

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<v Speaker 1>just like fifth grade. I can't wait to cut my

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<v Speaker 1>hair in a bowl and put on a cake. Brothers.

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<v Speaker 1>But here's the question. This is the thing that I'm

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<v Speaker 1>fascinated by. Did they do you think they manufactured this

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<v Speaker 1>public sympathy and this account to buy her a drink

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<v Speaker 1>and because they knew they were going to sign her

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<v Speaker 1>as the me You think they decided, Oh, it's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be her, Now you gotta ride this way. Oh okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I think they knew when I think when they knew

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<v Speaker 1>and it all went down, they must have decided that.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that you don't think it was the social

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<v Speaker 1>media backlash? No, I they knew he was going to

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<v Speaker 1>be hated. I felt like it started even I felt

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<v Speaker 1>it was all real when she was in her cold

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<v Speaker 1>shoulder top. But then the second first of all, they

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<v Speaker 1>sent her, let's just get started. They we started, okay, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>but I but we were talking generally. And by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>we've missed you all year overall. How do you rate

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<v Speaker 1>the season? We haven't heard your thoughts all season. We

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<v Speaker 1>missed you. I hate him, but it was a good

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<v Speaker 1>it was a great season. Him was such a season.

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<v Speaker 1>I hate him him, hate him. He's the worst, and

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<v Speaker 1>he's also got the most transparently uncomfortable laugh. He's like

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<v Speaker 1>you can tell when he's about to do something shitty.

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<v Speaker 1>He's dangerous because his I realized part of his danger

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<v Speaker 1>is he hasn't He's handsome, but in a very safe

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<v Speaker 1>he's he looks nice. He looks like a nice person,

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<v Speaker 1>which is what is like a serial killer? Like you

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<v Speaker 1>know about okay, Like he feels like a site like

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<v Speaker 1>do you always know because you've learned about profiling things.

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<v Speaker 1>Doesn't he feel like a sociopath? No, he doesn't know.

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<v Speaker 1>You said psychopath yesterday. I don't know what jack Stone

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<v Speaker 1>and Stone and Stone still seems like a sociopath. But

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think Ari is a sociopath. I don't. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't even know if he's technically a narcissist. I think

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<v Speaker 1>he genuinely doesn't know what he wants. He just went

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<v Speaker 1>with what his family said. That's why he picked back up.

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<v Speaker 1>He does feel like a sex addict love addict to me,

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<v Speaker 1>where he loves giving the gift of it. Like, I

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<v Speaker 1>think he gets off on watching stuff I love he's

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<v Speaker 1>I think he loves saying I love you to somebody

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<v Speaker 1>and then the next person was like, and I love

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<v Speaker 1>you too, Like I think he loves it. I think

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<v Speaker 1>the producers suggested to him that that would make a

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<v Speaker 1>more compelling ending, so he did it. But he did

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<v Speaker 1>it to four three or four. I think he could have.

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<v Speaker 1>I think he could fall in love with a light pole. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think he did. I think Laurens is probably a

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<v Speaker 1>very nice lady. But what the fuck she's Katie shaking

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<v Speaker 1>her head. You think she's not nice? No, no, Katie know,

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<v Speaker 1>I think she's nice. I just think she just doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>talk and maybe she's better off air, maybe like she's

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<v Speaker 1>nervous in front of the camera. Like maybe this is

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<v Speaker 1>jumping ahead a little bit but at one point he goes, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>we talked for like three day day and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>what were you just like silent on the phone for

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<v Speaker 1>three hours a day? Yeah, just off you see, like

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<v Speaker 1>I love lamp like lamp. So we were here, we are,

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<v Speaker 1>we're in the studio or on like the Pier one set.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the you know, he rated Pier one and they

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<v Speaker 1>set up the fucking they put up some like thick

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<v Speaker 1>Lantern was actually shut live at Pier one on Highlands.

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<v Speaker 1>He's the manager there, so the manager. So then they

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<v Speaker 1>have they replayed I think, what maybe the biggest piece

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<v Speaker 1>of ship statement that's ever happened. I this is how

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<v Speaker 1>he did it. I feel like maybe the more I

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<v Speaker 1>hung out with you, the more I was losing the

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<v Speaker 1>possibility of reconciling with Lauren. You mean because we're engaged. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's why I when Chris Harrison's like, I'm receiving all

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<v Speaker 1>this hate ball hate mail or you must be feeling

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<v Speaker 1>like you're getting And we say this before, like we're

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<v Speaker 1>not angry that he had a change of heart, but

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<v Speaker 1>the way he did it was so disgusting and such

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<v Speaker 1>a lack of respect. And he had another opportunity to

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<v Speaker 1>at least at least help himself and be a human

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<v Speaker 1>being last night and he did it again. I just

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<v Speaker 1>want to tell you mysels feel so happy that this

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<v Speaker 1>podcast exists, Like I agree, I agree, and I feel

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<v Speaker 1>so grateful and to be able to end it, like

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<v Speaker 1>really end it like sky diving together, the Witches of Macbeth,

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<v Speaker 1>the Witches of East It guys, for those millennials out there,

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<v Speaker 1>that was a very exciting movie starting share. Okay, So

0:15:28.480 --> 0:15:30.800
<v Speaker 1>then she was so great moon struck, look it up. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So then they they send then a b C sends

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<v Speaker 1>this brokenhearted queen back on Southwest middle seat with a

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<v Speaker 1>fucking go pro on the kids. She just set that

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<v Speaker 1>go pro on the middle seat on Southwest. It was

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<v Speaker 1>Southwest middle seat. I was, I was, I was literally dying.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the worst than what happened to her with Ari.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Southwest of itself. Literally last Aboard sees she just

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<v Speaker 1>got dumped on national television. So dis thought she forgot

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<v Speaker 1>to check in early. Ye didn't even line up and yeah,

0:16:14.320 --> 0:16:16.320
<v Speaker 1>she was like because she had just been dumbed. She

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<v Speaker 1>was like, oh funk, it's too late, and like maybe

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<v Speaker 1>did she have to go pro herself. I think you

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<v Speaker 1>think there was there was not a crew there. You

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<v Speaker 1>think she handed the camera to another passenger and said,

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<v Speaker 1>can you just hit me sadly picking up my bag

0:16:30.480 --> 0:16:32.760
<v Speaker 1>because someone else shots and it was also on the

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<v Speaker 1>front of the clipped it. So then here's my theory here.

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<v Speaker 1>So then here's my theory. My theory is when she

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<v Speaker 1>actually got back to Minnesota. I actually think when they

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<v Speaker 1>made her look back at the photo album and look

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<v Speaker 1>at the videos and read her journal, I think they'd

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<v Speaker 1>already made her the Bachelor, and she knew it, and

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<v Speaker 1>she knew it, so they were like I think she was.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it was a couple of weeks. I was

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<v Speaker 1>curious if you would pinpoint that moment because I wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>sure because I already knew, because I knew in advance

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<v Speaker 1>of watching the show. And I thought, oh, okay, she's

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<v Speaker 1>a little more poised. She's like she's acting now, she's

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<v Speaker 1>acting like I want you to look at this and

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<v Speaker 1>feel set, rather than the day before she was fucking devastating,

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<v Speaker 1>like whatever. The scene before it was raw and real

0:17:19.640 --> 0:17:22.200
<v Speaker 1>and she was a mess, like do you love him?

0:17:22.240 --> 0:17:25.080
<v Speaker 1>Like she was a mess, and this one was like, oh, yeah,

0:17:25.280 --> 0:17:27.960
<v Speaker 1>that her hammock Stein was like, like, I think looking

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<v Speaker 1>at polaroids. Yeah, like anyone has a polaroid hammer anymore.

0:17:32.520 --> 0:17:38.200
<v Speaker 1>That was a real question. I she had polaroids coming

0:17:38.280 --> 0:17:44.200
<v Speaker 1>from scenes shot? Yeah was continuity. Like their printer broke,

0:17:44.440 --> 0:17:46.680
<v Speaker 1>they didn't get WiFi there, so like all right, let's

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<v Speaker 1>go get a let's go because they're out in the tent.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe so they like I wanted like a cardboard cut

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<v Speaker 1>out of our being, like like a cardboard cut out,

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<v Speaker 1>just like keep it going. It was so so then

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<v Speaker 1>they go, so then they oh and I again, I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't watch the season, so I'm gonna have to ask

0:18:03.280 --> 0:18:07.040
<v Speaker 1>you three gals. They were Chris Harrison was so fucking psyched.

0:18:07.080 --> 0:18:09.639
<v Speaker 1>And this guy, the person who has the closest experience

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<v Speaker 1>is Jason Jason masnick Is. He's Jason is so psyched

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<v Speaker 1>to be a part of it. Do we like him?

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<v Speaker 1>He's not even I never liked him, Katie? Did you

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<v Speaker 1>like him? Did you like him? Well? I met them

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<v Speaker 1>both at UM Remember what ABC a couple of years

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<v Speaker 1>ago had after The Bachelor went that's how we catch

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<v Speaker 1>And they were there as a couple and they again

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<v Speaker 1>it's like, what happens, Well, we eviscerate everyone the safety

0:18:41.000 --> 0:18:44.000
<v Speaker 1>where we're according the secret bat cave, and then you

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<v Speaker 1>meet them and you, oh god there n they're nice. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm glad that they I mean, as far as like

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<v Speaker 1>there's just some people you gravitate towards watching on the

0:18:52.080 --> 0:18:54.399
<v Speaker 1>Bachelor and Bachelor. I just was like with him, like

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<v Speaker 1>it you know what I mean? Because I didn't watch

0:18:56.200 --> 0:19:00.800
<v Speaker 1>his season. He's not that But honestly, he wasn't that likable.

0:19:01.200 --> 0:19:03.240
<v Speaker 1>Did you watch the Sea? I didn't want that. So

0:19:03.280 --> 0:19:07.320
<v Speaker 1>he's not cute, not likable. That's a tough but he's

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<v Speaker 1>cute enough, but he's not like a human pride. It

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<v Speaker 1>was so it was so crazy because he did it

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<v Speaker 1>on after the Rows, you know, or what is it

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<v Speaker 1>called the Yeah? After the Final? Yeah, he did it.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't see it. What happened, Well, he did it

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<v Speaker 1>on Bachelor. Historian Laurie who I've been talking to. Laurie

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<v Speaker 1>said the thing that she kept pointing out to me,

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<v Speaker 1>and she's been on fire, she's been on fire. She

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<v Speaker 1>was saying that he's been very very open through the

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<v Speaker 1>whole process about the one thing that he regretted, and

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<v Speaker 1>it was like the one thing he regretted was doing

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<v Speaker 1>it publicly, that he wished he'd been more respectful to

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<v Speaker 1>the woman that he let go, and that he was

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<v Speaker 1>that he was first engaged to, that he really regretted

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<v Speaker 1>getting talked into by the Producersthnic. So so apparently, like

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<v Speaker 1>everyone who knows anything about The Bachelor knows that he

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<v Speaker 1>regretted it. And that was around the same time that

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<v Speaker 1>Ari was there with ding Dong what was her name, Emily,

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<v Speaker 1>So like, I don't know, Like he apparently was very public,

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<v Speaker 1>like I wish I had gone. I don't feel good

0:20:08.760 --> 0:20:10.720
<v Speaker 1>about how it went down, and it was super public

0:20:10.760 --> 0:20:12.760
<v Speaker 1>because that was the only time in Bachelor history that

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<v Speaker 1>that had happened. So everyone everyone's like, don't pull a mesnic,

0:20:15.920 --> 0:20:19.959
<v Speaker 1>Like it's like the rhetoric. Yeah, um yeah, well obviously

0:20:19.960 --> 0:20:21.359
<v Speaker 1>you would never do that, you would never do it

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<v Speaker 1>in public. Q are doing it in the worst way possible.

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<v Speaker 1>So then we see are A driving to Virginia Beach,

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<v Speaker 1>and then we find out later that he already knows

0:20:28.720 --> 0:20:31.600
<v Speaker 1>she's accepted, Like we find out after the fact that

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<v Speaker 1>he already knows. He's driving shady timeline. I know he's

0:20:35.520 --> 0:20:38.400
<v Speaker 1>so we see him driving and thinking, and they did

0:20:38.440 --> 0:20:42.080
<v Speaker 1>some flashbacks. So he's got he's driving his white Jeep.

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<v Speaker 1>No more corvettes, like they're not going to spring for

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<v Speaker 1>real helicopter. So he's driving a white Jeep rental and

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<v Speaker 1>you see him acting like and then they play over

0:20:51.840 --> 0:20:54.520
<v Speaker 1>it the memories of he like it's like the soft

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<v Speaker 1>focused memories. It almost reminded me of the traumatic Experience flashbacks,

0:20:58.600 --> 0:21:01.439
<v Speaker 1>where but it was him like him driving and thinking

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<v Speaker 1>about the good times. And then he arrives and he

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<v Speaker 1>is going, why weing a panic attack? That actually felt

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<v Speaker 1>fairly authentic, But that's because you couldn't see his face.

0:21:12.960 --> 0:21:14.399
<v Speaker 1>I know, he's such a piece of ship. It was

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<v Speaker 1>you heard him say it while he was standing at

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<v Speaker 1>the front door blocked by a bush. And I just

0:21:18.880 --> 0:21:23.520
<v Speaker 1>wanted her family. I wanted her family to jump out

0:21:23.840 --> 0:21:30.560
<v Speaker 1>done with Confederate flags. Her mom yeah hugely. Dad was

0:21:30.640 --> 0:21:34.520
<v Speaker 1>like military guy like, yeah, I wanted a shotgun on

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<v Speaker 1>the lawn in his box USA. Yeah. So then, um

0:21:43.920 --> 0:21:46.159
<v Speaker 1>so then they're going back and forth and she's in

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<v Speaker 1>the snow dragging that huge bag up alone on the stairs.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like a dispend a lie. I guess she's crying

0:21:52.000 --> 0:21:56.320
<v Speaker 1>looking at the books, and then they like they cut

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<v Speaker 1>to they were back in the studio and there's our girl,

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<v Speaker 1>Becco with giant and earrings. I love. She loves the state,

0:22:02.480 --> 0:22:05.879
<v Speaker 1>huge chandelier, loves if it's making up for hair. But

0:22:06.000 --> 0:22:08.760
<v Speaker 1>she's so she's got your short hair. And then bamn,

0:22:09.000 --> 0:22:12.800
<v Speaker 1>she's so cute. It's like over her after last night.

0:22:13.200 --> 0:22:18.400
<v Speaker 1>She was cute until last night. You didn't like her less? Okay, okay, um,

0:22:18.440 --> 0:22:24.080
<v Speaker 1>So then we have um so they they we see

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<v Speaker 1>Becca talking about it. He said to Becca. Uh the

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<v Speaker 1>Becca k that he and Lauren couldn't have conversation. She's like,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't see those two ending up together. So they

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<v Speaker 1>we're back outside the house. He's like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>why am I freaking out? Why am I having a

0:22:38.520 --> 0:22:40.800
<v Speaker 1>panic attack? And uh And then he walked up and

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<v Speaker 1>that's when I was like, this motherfucker has a nice face.

0:22:43.280 --> 0:22:45.600
<v Speaker 1>That's what he looked cute in his coat. He's walking up.

0:22:45.600 --> 0:22:47.159
<v Speaker 1>He's got a nice face. He does have like a

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<v Speaker 1>harmless he does look and how a sudden he's like

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<v Speaker 1>that he has a dagger and she jumped in his

0:22:53.760 --> 0:22:59.840
<v Speaker 1>arms immediately at the door. Immediately no family around. Oh well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I know, I'm just I'm okay. I just wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to say, like, the whole time, we just kept saying,

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<v Speaker 1>if Lauren sees the exchange between Becca and Ari, how

0:23:11.240 --> 0:23:13.960
<v Speaker 1>can you go back to a person after that exchange?

0:23:13.960 --> 0:23:15.800
<v Speaker 1>And then he's like, oh, we didn't watch and we

0:23:15.840 --> 0:23:19.240
<v Speaker 1>didn't think I was like, oh my god. It felt

0:23:19.240 --> 0:23:22.119
<v Speaker 1>like even more he was like a fucking psycho like

0:23:22.240 --> 0:23:24.600
<v Speaker 1>he It almost felt like he was like, don't watch

0:23:24.720 --> 0:23:29.320
<v Speaker 1>this and Lauren, and Lauren's like, okay, you can clearly see,

0:23:29.400 --> 0:23:31.600
<v Speaker 1>like the way she looks at him, there's a weird

0:23:31.720 --> 0:23:34.000
<v Speaker 1>thing of like and like there's this weird kind of

0:23:34.040 --> 0:23:37.760
<v Speaker 1>like I'm I've broken down, Barry, I'm giving myself to you.

0:23:38.480 --> 0:23:41.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm giving doesn't matter what he does, It didn't matter what.

0:23:41.119 --> 0:23:43.440
<v Speaker 1>But I literally it's like, how do I not watch

0:23:43.480 --> 0:23:46.800
<v Speaker 1>all the time? Yeah, agreed, you know what. I will

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<v Speaker 1>say this though, reading the tabloids talk and guessing which

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<v Speaker 1>because the tabloids, which also was leaked by ABC that

0:23:55.200 --> 0:23:57.040
<v Speaker 1>he was going to propose to one and end up

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<v Speaker 1>going back to the other. I was leaked by ABC

0:23:58.920 --> 0:24:02.080
<v Speaker 1>to get ratings, and this is highest rated Bachelor finale

0:24:02.160 --> 0:24:05.720
<v Speaker 1>in decades. So they did it. It's a nice water

0:24:08.040 --> 0:24:14.920
<v Speaker 1>and it was probably I need that, So I thought, oh,

0:24:15.000 --> 0:24:19.040
<v Speaker 1>it's he wants to marry Lauren, but his family is

0:24:19.040 --> 0:24:21.199
<v Speaker 1>saying Becca, He's going to propose to Becca and then

0:24:21.200 --> 0:24:23.760
<v Speaker 1>he's going to go back to Lauren. And I don't

0:24:24.000 --> 0:24:27.280
<v Speaker 1>I think if Lauren were to watch everything leading up

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<v Speaker 1>to that, even she would see that she and Ari

0:24:30.760 --> 0:24:33.800
<v Speaker 1>were better together than Ari and Becca. Ari and Becca

0:24:33.920 --> 0:24:37.200
<v Speaker 1>felt like like he was talking himself into it. Yeah,

0:24:37.280 --> 0:24:39.840
<v Speaker 1>and it was like their friendly there was they had

0:24:39.920 --> 0:24:43.040
<v Speaker 1>no chemistry. They didn't want to mean while he's like

0:24:43.440 --> 0:24:47.040
<v Speaker 1>running away from the cameraman in kiss her like it

0:24:47.119 --> 0:24:51.320
<v Speaker 1>to me was very clear that she was the one.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, the whole time she would be upset. I

0:24:54.640 --> 0:24:56.359
<v Speaker 1>really don't. I think if she were to watch it,

0:24:56.440 --> 0:24:58.879
<v Speaker 1>she would be like, Mom, honey, you're kind of scummy.

0:24:59.160 --> 0:25:01.760
<v Speaker 1>But I don't know if she would think I think

0:25:02.359 --> 0:25:04.760
<v Speaker 1>you're right. I know she definitely looks up to him,

0:25:04.800 --> 0:25:07.240
<v Speaker 1>like he's kind of a cult leader, but I don't

0:25:07.240 --> 0:25:11.920
<v Speaker 1>think he's clever enough to be malicious or psychotic. Those

0:25:12.000 --> 0:25:15.800
<v Speaker 1>your real eyelashes are so pretty? Yes, what kind of mescar? No?

0:25:15.920 --> 0:25:17.960
<v Speaker 1>I put put revital ash on at night. Is that

0:25:17.960 --> 0:25:19.879
<v Speaker 1>that thing that Bricksfield sells that can make people know

0:25:20.119 --> 0:25:23.000
<v Speaker 1>that's the one that causes No, that's lataste. You have

0:25:23.080 --> 0:25:25.080
<v Speaker 1>to get a prescription. This you can get on Amazon.

0:25:25.359 --> 0:25:29.200
<v Speaker 1>How much it's sixty two, But that lasts a few months, alright,

0:25:29.520 --> 0:25:33.280
<v Speaker 1>just by eleven dollar sweaters. Yeah, and you can put God,

0:25:33.320 --> 0:25:37.239
<v Speaker 1>I gotta I gotta get an NI. Yes, I can

0:25:37.240 --> 0:25:41.200
<v Speaker 1>get eleven dollar. I want to get back to that

0:25:41.280 --> 0:25:43.000
<v Speaker 1>point because I think it's a good point, because I

0:25:43.119 --> 0:25:46.400
<v Speaker 1>think he's dumb as rocks. I think he's not even

0:25:47.320 --> 0:25:54.879
<v Speaker 1>he literally he's an egotistical, selfish, stupid, fucking idiot kind

0:25:54.920 --> 0:25:57.480
<v Speaker 1>of ding dong who's like my dad's I don't know

0:25:57.600 --> 0:26:00.959
<v Speaker 1>my dad's. It says, who's fucking famous. I'm Dad's tom Brady.

0:26:01.200 --> 0:26:03.600
<v Speaker 1>You know, like, okay, I got to I funk all

0:26:03.640 --> 0:26:07.879
<v Speaker 1>the girls. I okay, I football the girl you're bringing

0:26:07.920 --> 0:26:10.399
<v Speaker 1>in the little Lennie. You're bringing a little Lennie, a

0:26:10.480 --> 0:26:14.720
<v Speaker 1>little Lenny to the table. That's my acting style. He's, uh, yeah,

0:26:14.840 --> 0:26:18.000
<v Speaker 1>you're right. I think he's just he is, No, he

0:26:18.200 --> 0:26:21.320
<v Speaker 1>is almost no self awareness that he when he's delivering

0:26:21.440 --> 0:26:24.119
<v Speaker 1>the worst things you could possibly say to another human,

0:26:24.720 --> 0:26:26.840
<v Speaker 1>like he's the whole time he was talking to Becca,

0:26:26.960 --> 0:26:29.040
<v Speaker 1>I literally was like, he can't wait to get out

0:26:29.080 --> 0:26:32.160
<v Speaker 1>of there, like I know they made him stay hold

0:26:32.200 --> 0:26:34.359
<v Speaker 1>on this. Yeah, this felt like he was like can

0:26:34.440 --> 0:26:36.320
<v Speaker 1>I can? I know he was. And here's the thing.

0:26:36.480 --> 0:26:38.680
<v Speaker 1>This is also I hate to say it because I

0:26:39.840 --> 0:26:42.399
<v Speaker 1>love the Batchelor. I love you guys. I hate to

0:26:42.440 --> 0:26:45.120
<v Speaker 1>throw a wrench into this. But that was edited footage,

0:26:45.720 --> 0:26:50.040
<v Speaker 1>thank you, because because he left when the breakup and

0:26:50.119 --> 0:26:54.080
<v Speaker 1>not last night's episode. When he left, his camera went

0:26:54.200 --> 0:26:58.160
<v Speaker 1>off and they just stayed on her. His camera came

0:26:58.160 --> 0:26:59.960
<v Speaker 1>back on and he was walking back in. Every time

0:27:00.119 --> 0:27:02.480
<v Speaker 1>his camera went off was a producer coming up to

0:27:02.560 --> 0:27:07.040
<v Speaker 1>him saying going in. So it was edited footage. It

0:27:07.119 --> 0:27:09.960
<v Speaker 1>was tortuously long, and it shows you why you want

0:27:10.040 --> 0:27:13.560
<v Speaker 1>to edit to do. Just trust me. It was like

0:27:13.680 --> 0:27:16.480
<v Speaker 1>why and it's here I said this yesterday. But my

0:27:16.480 --> 0:27:20.000
<v Speaker 1>two favorite treats where one person said he went outside,

0:27:20.280 --> 0:27:22.280
<v Speaker 1>He's sang himself a La Miss song because that's what

0:27:22.480 --> 0:27:25.320
<v Speaker 1>his tattooous. He's got a lame his tattoo, that's his

0:27:25.400 --> 0:27:31.000
<v Speaker 1>tattoo from Lass. He saying himself that tattoo, that tis

0:27:31.160 --> 0:27:33.920
<v Speaker 1>fucking tattoo. And then somebody else and then somebody else

0:27:33.960 --> 0:27:38.200
<v Speaker 1>treated like how fucking confusing is that maze of a house?

0:27:38.320 --> 0:27:41.119
<v Speaker 1>Like what could worth layout? I was like a hotel.

0:27:41.640 --> 0:27:44.720
<v Speaker 1>This is I guarantee you the air being beat someone's

0:27:44.760 --> 0:27:49.040
<v Speaker 1>actual home. Imagine if that was your home, and now

0:27:49.119 --> 0:27:51.240
<v Speaker 1>you have to like walk around with a stage. I

0:27:52.920 --> 0:27:54.560
<v Speaker 1>wish we lived there, and I wish you and I

0:27:54.600 --> 0:27:58.000
<v Speaker 1>lived there. I drive you crazy because I keep you

0:27:58.080 --> 0:28:00.679
<v Speaker 1>up too late. Okay. So then so then that's why

0:28:00.920 --> 0:28:03.240
<v Speaker 1>my my my way to blanket that like most like

0:28:03.320 --> 0:28:05.280
<v Speaker 1>just to keep me in one place. We did well

0:28:05.359 --> 0:28:07.199
<v Speaker 1>in our hotel room. Yeah, but then I but then

0:28:07.240 --> 0:28:09.119
<v Speaker 1>I like I pounced on you, and I was like,

0:28:10.200 --> 0:28:12.280
<v Speaker 1>I just want to stay every night the lumber party

0:28:12.280 --> 0:28:14.560
<v Speaker 1>when I have access. Okay. So then so he's like,

0:28:14.560 --> 0:28:16.879
<v Speaker 1>why am I freaking out? So then and then I

0:28:17.000 --> 0:28:19.600
<v Speaker 1>have to say she Laura was very articulate. She said,

0:28:19.680 --> 0:28:22.320
<v Speaker 1>I felt extremely alone. I lost you on the same

0:28:22.400 --> 0:28:25.359
<v Speaker 1>day you got engaged. I really needed my family around me.

0:28:25.680 --> 0:28:28.320
<v Speaker 1>This is the hardest breakup I've ever gone through. And

0:28:29.240 --> 0:28:31.440
<v Speaker 1>he's like, you know what, I'm confidence in you. In

0:28:31.520 --> 0:28:33.560
<v Speaker 1>the end, She's like, why did you ask her? And

0:28:33.720 --> 0:28:35.600
<v Speaker 1>he's like, logic took over. I was trying to make

0:28:35.640 --> 0:28:38.120
<v Speaker 1>it work. That actually felt real. And then he was like,

0:28:38.160 --> 0:28:41.800
<v Speaker 1>I am the thousand percent over Becca. I will always

0:28:41.880 --> 0:28:44.240
<v Speaker 1>be with you. And she said I forgive you. I

0:28:44.320 --> 0:28:46.720
<v Speaker 1>want you back, and she goes, well you got me

0:28:47.600 --> 0:28:51.120
<v Speaker 1>and uh and she goes just M I I and engagement.

0:28:51.200 --> 0:28:57.280
<v Speaker 1>I hope that doesn't take much longer, ladies. Yeah, she's

0:28:57.320 --> 0:28:59.920
<v Speaker 1>just like scurries into his pocket. She does. I mean

0:29:00.320 --> 0:29:03.920
<v Speaker 1>she was I I had compassion for her on the couch.

0:29:04.040 --> 0:29:06.200
<v Speaker 1>I felt that she was well spoken, but there is

0:29:06.320 --> 0:29:08.480
<v Speaker 1>no I wish I'd be like I wish he was like,

0:29:08.560 --> 0:29:12.320
<v Speaker 1>get the fuck out, But that's not who she is.

0:29:12.400 --> 0:29:15.120
<v Speaker 1>And that's why she's the best choice for him. Pick

0:29:15.200 --> 0:29:20.080
<v Speaker 1>up and move to his city today, I know, and

0:29:20.160 --> 0:29:23.160
<v Speaker 1>then we'll get there. When he blamed Becca because of her,

0:29:25.000 --> 0:29:28.200
<v Speaker 1>my god, I was like, well, you were working and

0:29:28.400 --> 0:29:31.400
<v Speaker 1>we were apart. Someone in the audience was like, oh, yeah,

0:29:34.320 --> 0:29:38.960
<v Speaker 1>I guess what dick women were. Oh my god, he's yeah,

0:29:39.040 --> 0:29:41.320
<v Speaker 1>that's why she's perfect for him. She's perfect for him.

0:29:41.520 --> 0:29:46.280
<v Speaker 1>I think she deserves a higher income and she's gonna

0:29:46.360 --> 0:29:48.760
<v Speaker 1>be a trophy wife, which is what I think she's

0:29:48.800 --> 0:29:51.760
<v Speaker 1>going to be. She should be hitching her card to

0:29:51.960 --> 0:29:56.200
<v Speaker 1>a bigger think he's nothing. His dad apparently has like

0:29:56.240 --> 0:29:58.840
<v Speaker 1>twenty million dollars, so he will eventually be okay, So

0:29:59.000 --> 0:30:01.120
<v Speaker 1>that okay, Well then the fine good for her, Start

0:30:01.200 --> 0:30:04.000
<v Speaker 1>a slow poisoning and get that fucking cash, you know,

0:30:04.360 --> 0:30:07.280
<v Speaker 1>because yeah, yeah, yeah, dealing with him, I mean as

0:30:07.400 --> 0:30:10.240
<v Speaker 1>baby as soon as possible. Then divorced. He goes on

0:30:10.400 --> 0:30:12.240
<v Speaker 1>Dancing with the Stars, shows up in the middle of

0:30:12.320 --> 0:30:18.040
<v Speaker 1>shooting Bachelor at says I made him say, oh no, yeah, anyway,

0:30:18.840 --> 0:30:22.239
<v Speaker 1>So then my timeline's fucked up. That's what that can

0:30:22.280 --> 0:30:25.480
<v Speaker 1>We also discussed the timeline whenever you get a chance. Okay,

0:30:25.520 --> 0:30:27.840
<v Speaker 1>we're almost there. We can discussed. It was discussed. It

0:30:27.960 --> 0:30:31.160
<v Speaker 1>was just so. Now we're back in the studio audience,

0:30:32.120 --> 0:30:34.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, Okay, all the gals are there. We've got Becka,

0:30:35.200 --> 0:30:39.520
<v Speaker 1>Caroline TSCN Kendall. I want to say, Caroline is so

0:30:39.760 --> 0:30:44.400
<v Speaker 1>fucking thirsty to be on Paradise. This lady who had

0:30:44.520 --> 0:30:47.000
<v Speaker 1>no time on The Bachelor, who happened to go, I

0:30:47.160 --> 0:30:49.680
<v Speaker 1>know what you did. I don't remember her. I don't

0:30:49.720 --> 0:30:51.920
<v Speaker 1>I Honestly, I don't remember ever seeing her. Did she

0:30:52.040 --> 0:30:54.920
<v Speaker 1>get to the end. No, No, Like I think a

0:30:55.080 --> 0:30:58.960
<v Speaker 1>producer wants to fuck her. She's been in the audience

0:30:59.040 --> 0:31:02.680
<v Speaker 1>and like their talk too much. They kept going to

0:31:02.760 --> 0:31:07.080
<v Speaker 1>hurt Caroline's nobody. I think some daddy has a crush

0:31:07.120 --> 0:31:11.160
<v Speaker 1>on her. Pretty every somebody, one of the producers wants

0:31:11.200 --> 0:31:13.400
<v Speaker 1>to bone her, and it's like, I'll get you a

0:31:13.480 --> 0:31:15.680
<v Speaker 1>front and center, and like every other thing that comes

0:31:15.720 --> 0:31:20.600
<v Speaker 1>out her mouth is like Mexico, I like cocktails, being pharmacy,

0:31:22.560 --> 0:31:24.840
<v Speaker 1>and she she might be she might end up going

0:31:24.960 --> 0:31:29.360
<v Speaker 1>to well she's you're right, She's like, that's why Becca

0:31:29.440 --> 0:31:31.640
<v Speaker 1>is there, That's why they're those planies are all there,

0:31:31.640 --> 0:31:37.640
<v Speaker 1>because that's not I kept looking at well, I already

0:31:37.680 --> 0:31:40.640
<v Speaker 1>knew an advance. Unfortunately I figured it had so then

0:31:40.960 --> 0:31:44.000
<v Speaker 1>so then so now we start asking the gals there

0:31:44.040 --> 0:31:45.640
<v Speaker 1>go what did you think of it? And then one

0:31:45.640 --> 0:31:48.120
<v Speaker 1>of them, I think Becca says, unbelievable. He's not a

0:31:48.240 --> 0:31:51.160
<v Speaker 1>genuine person. He says what he needs to say to

0:31:51.280 --> 0:31:52.880
<v Speaker 1>the person who is in front of him to get

0:31:52.920 --> 0:31:56.360
<v Speaker 1>what he wants. He's an incredibly manipulative person. I like her,

0:31:56.480 --> 0:31:59.040
<v Speaker 1>I don't like her no, I did. I think everything

0:31:59.160 --> 0:32:02.840
<v Speaker 1>she said after that, she's trying to get your face

0:32:03.080 --> 0:32:09.120
<v Speaker 1>came on camera. She pushed Kendall's faces just everything she said.

0:32:09.160 --> 0:32:11.000
<v Speaker 1>And when when Chris Harrison was like, come up here,

0:32:11.040 --> 0:32:14.680
<v Speaker 1>she was like, oh, like a like an ape the

0:32:15.280 --> 0:32:18.640
<v Speaker 1>seal ape across between a performing seal and an ape

0:32:18.880 --> 0:32:23.840
<v Speaker 1>seal that needed to eat. She just like to run

0:32:24.000 --> 0:32:26.560
<v Speaker 1>up on that stage and then realized she got up

0:32:26.600 --> 0:32:29.160
<v Speaker 1>there first, got her face on the camera. She's hugging

0:32:29.200 --> 0:32:31.480
<v Speaker 1>back up, back of hugging back up, and then she realizes,

0:32:32.240 --> 0:32:34.400
<v Speaker 1>I gotta sit on the couch first, So now she

0:32:34.600 --> 0:32:36.640
<v Speaker 1>knows someone's gonna be sitting on her, so she's trying

0:32:36.640 --> 0:32:38.720
<v Speaker 1>to get the skinniest chick to sit on. Then she

0:32:38.800 --> 0:32:41.720
<v Speaker 1>then trying to jam her and then balancing the ball

0:32:41.840 --> 0:32:46.560
<v Speaker 1>on her nose at the whole time, and I'm looking

0:32:46.640 --> 0:32:50.000
<v Speaker 1>the most thirst she did. She did push Kendall. You

0:32:50.120 --> 0:32:52.840
<v Speaker 1>saw her tap and push aside Kenda face and then

0:32:52.920 --> 0:32:56.240
<v Speaker 1>taking that the I was sharpie out and writing star

0:32:56.440 --> 0:32:59.880
<v Speaker 1>quality on her forehead. I was like easy I did

0:33:00.480 --> 0:33:02.640
<v Speaker 1>on Bubble Boy. There was a dude that was on

0:33:02.760 --> 0:33:05.040
<v Speaker 1>it with me, who shall remain nameless, who was the

0:33:05.280 --> 0:33:08.400
<v Speaker 1>thirstiest motherfucker, and he would literally take your face and

0:33:08.560 --> 0:33:12.360
<v Speaker 1>shove it. He would literally shove your face aside like

0:33:12.480 --> 0:33:15.000
<v Speaker 1>he was like an extra that got himself like moved

0:33:15.160 --> 0:33:17.160
<v Speaker 1>up like and he was like would shove his face

0:33:17.200 --> 0:33:19.560
<v Speaker 1>aside and like, yeah, he would like move you to

0:33:19.720 --> 0:33:23.280
<v Speaker 1>get It's so clear when someone's at thurstay. That's what

0:33:23.600 --> 0:33:26.080
<v Speaker 1>I was seeing in Beground from the middle of the

0:33:26.160 --> 0:33:30.040
<v Speaker 1>show on after she because she is eloquent, and but

0:33:30.200 --> 0:33:32.560
<v Speaker 1>then I just I just realized, Oh she is. She's

0:33:32.600 --> 0:33:35.720
<v Speaker 1>twenty two and she's she's so excited about going to

0:33:35.760 --> 0:33:39.760
<v Speaker 1>Bachelor in Paradise. She she's gonna be I don't know

0:33:39.800 --> 0:33:43.680
<v Speaker 1>what is she making money? Making money selling shirts, catfoon

0:33:43.720 --> 0:33:53.680
<v Speaker 1>and ship they all are they as It's crazy. Well,

0:33:53.720 --> 0:33:55.640
<v Speaker 1>I remember when we were when I was in Nashville

0:33:55.720 --> 0:33:58.080
<v Speaker 1>and I went to James Taylor's house. He didn't like

0:33:58.240 --> 0:34:00.360
<v Speaker 1>they get like their rent paid if they just napchat.

0:34:02.120 --> 0:34:04.400
<v Speaker 1>I can't even that'll get me down, like it like

0:34:04.480 --> 0:34:07.080
<v Speaker 1>you have like just trying to hone all your skills,

0:34:07.200 --> 0:34:10.080
<v Speaker 1>such a writer and performances, just like I like cat

0:34:10.200 --> 0:34:12.960
<v Speaker 1>food and it's like one million dollars in their back account.

0:34:13.040 --> 0:34:15.560
<v Speaker 1>Speaking of which, Perina does have I've Got a Code

0:34:16.120 --> 0:34:20.600
<v Speaker 1>Rose podcast a wellness. If you're a kitty cat is

0:34:20.680 --> 0:34:24.160
<v Speaker 1>feeling stressed out by arid? Have you had any bleachable

0:34:24.239 --> 0:34:30.239
<v Speaker 1>moments today? Oh? Actually, I did kill a hobo out back,

0:34:30.280 --> 0:34:33.120
<v Speaker 1>and I don't want any of the traces of that

0:34:33.280 --> 0:34:40.800
<v Speaker 1>in my car fibers. I do have a moment, the

0:34:40.880 --> 0:34:45.520
<v Speaker 1>most controversial bleachable moment, both getting the states out and

0:34:45.640 --> 0:34:48.640
<v Speaker 1>getting the DNA gone. If you're playing the hobo drinking game,

0:34:48.640 --> 0:34:54.120
<v Speaker 1>will listening to this podcast. I love that. Wow. I

0:34:54.200 --> 0:34:59.560
<v Speaker 1>love that. That's amazing. That's amazing that Wow, I love that. Wow,

0:34:59.600 --> 0:35:06.160
<v Speaker 1>I love I love that I panicked I killed him that. Wow,

0:35:06.719 --> 0:35:17.960
<v Speaker 1>that's so Italian. Okay said, not beautiful, but wow, that's

0:35:18.000 --> 0:35:24.200
<v Speaker 1>so so. That's so perfect. He has zero empathy empathy.

0:35:24.280 --> 0:35:27.239
<v Speaker 1>If he could easily dismiss his relationship with Becca, then

0:35:27.280 --> 0:35:30.480
<v Speaker 1>he probably shouldn't be having gotten down more than one

0:35:30.520 --> 0:35:34.799
<v Speaker 1>knee a few minutes before. That's correct. Correct. So then

0:35:34.840 --> 0:35:37.080
<v Speaker 1>they said what I have to say. I also appreciated

0:35:37.440 --> 0:35:39.480
<v Speaker 1>at that moment because I'm still team Becca and even

0:35:39.520 --> 0:35:42.840
<v Speaker 1>though she's thirsty. I here's what I appreciate it. ABC

0:35:43.320 --> 0:35:46.120
<v Speaker 1>clearly wanted to turn this narrative to get like a

0:35:46.200 --> 0:35:49.600
<v Speaker 1>wedding out of Ari and Lauren later. So they were like,

0:35:50.080 --> 0:35:52.080
<v Speaker 1>people were mad at us. I'm Chris Chers, and people

0:35:52.120 --> 0:35:54.560
<v Speaker 1>were mad at me for airing this. And so then

0:35:54.800 --> 0:35:57.399
<v Speaker 1>Becca goes, yeah, you should do it privately. He had

0:35:57.480 --> 0:36:00.359
<v Speaker 1>the choice, he chose not to. And then but then

0:36:00.440 --> 0:36:04.400
<v Speaker 1>you have like sweet lovely cn and and Kendall going no,

0:36:04.560 --> 0:36:06.520
<v Speaker 1>it needed to be seen, and I thought that was

0:36:06.640 --> 0:36:09.480
<v Speaker 1>so weird. I was like, because they're backing up the

0:36:09.600 --> 0:36:11.680
<v Speaker 1>franchise and they want to go to Paradise. They're backing

0:36:11.800 --> 0:36:16.200
<v Speaker 1>up and that's already been invited to Paradise. They haven't. Yes, yes,

0:36:16.520 --> 0:36:20.400
<v Speaker 1>she's been invited on she got women tell all. He

0:36:20.560 --> 0:36:23.800
<v Speaker 1>said they called her mother, her mom, mother reports and

0:36:24.040 --> 0:36:26.600
<v Speaker 1>Chris was like, let's call your mom, hey, mom, she

0:36:26.760 --> 0:36:28.800
<v Speaker 1>might be missing for two weeks. Two weeks is that

0:36:28.880 --> 0:36:33.719
<v Speaker 1>all it takes me? How that's how long? That's how

0:36:33.800 --> 0:36:36.680
<v Speaker 1>long she was missing before. And so that's why I mean,

0:36:36.760 --> 0:36:39.239
<v Speaker 1>I think a couple of months. I don't think it's

0:36:39.280 --> 0:36:42.360
<v Speaker 1>that line. I think it's like three weeks tops. Okay. Anyway,

0:36:42.440 --> 0:36:44.080
<v Speaker 1>so she's been invited, and I think the rest of

0:36:44.160 --> 0:36:46.960
<v Speaker 1>them are because a lot of the people flipping out

0:36:47.080 --> 0:36:49.960
<v Speaker 1>and saying that's just Sean Lowe was saying, did they

0:36:50.040 --> 0:36:53.040
<v Speaker 1>just blindside that girl? Like all these people saying things about, oh,

0:36:53.080 --> 0:36:55.200
<v Speaker 1>they shouldn't have done this to bACC Up. But everyone

0:36:55.360 --> 0:36:58.640
<v Speaker 1>was ending their tweets with I'm still watching though, like

0:36:58.840 --> 0:37:03.279
<v Speaker 1>everyone was still sup warding the fild that was like,

0:37:03.960 --> 0:37:06.760
<v Speaker 1>it's pretty He was like, this should stop so awful,

0:37:06.840 --> 0:37:08.719
<v Speaker 1>this should stop. Why are they still do because he

0:37:08.760 --> 0:37:11.680
<v Speaker 1>actually seems like he has a strong moral fiber. Yes,

0:37:11.880 --> 0:37:14.840
<v Speaker 1>and I think he's spiritual. Yeah yeah, if not downright,

0:37:14.880 --> 0:37:17.160
<v Speaker 1>I think he's he's urban Christian. I think he was.

0:37:17.280 --> 0:37:19.080
<v Speaker 1>He was the one that kept saying this is wrong.

0:37:19.120 --> 0:37:22.279
<v Speaker 1>Why are they doing this? He didn't say so the

0:37:22.360 --> 0:37:27.960
<v Speaker 1>gals were at Lord. It was like a little bit yeah,

0:37:28.000 --> 0:37:33.720
<v Speaker 1>it was like, Lord, please step strike that sunset realized

0:37:33.760 --> 0:37:40.040
<v Speaker 1>he was tweeting at the New Zealand singer. She stopped

0:37:40.040 --> 0:37:48.600
<v Speaker 1>that she actually lure d a correct um. But so then, yes,

0:37:48.680 --> 0:37:50.040
<v Speaker 1>you know, the all the ones that are not so

0:37:50.160 --> 0:37:52.120
<v Speaker 1>Becca could speak freely about what the funk and the

0:37:52.160 --> 0:37:55.040
<v Speaker 1>restaurant were like. And they also count on her to

0:37:55.160 --> 0:37:58.840
<v Speaker 1>be the wild child they're telling that's her narrative. And

0:37:58.920 --> 0:38:01.560
<v Speaker 1>so then somebody said, of Becca, I hope that Lauren

0:38:01.719 --> 0:38:03.560
<v Speaker 1>gets out of there as soon as possible. And then

0:38:03.640 --> 0:38:06.319
<v Speaker 1>Caroline would not shut up, and then Becca shut her down.

0:38:06.400 --> 0:38:08.560
<v Speaker 1>Becka am like over talked her because they were like

0:38:08.600 --> 0:38:11.400
<v Speaker 1>having a like I would. A part of me is like, Caroline,

0:38:11.400 --> 0:38:12.879
<v Speaker 1>I don't even know who you are and I don't

0:38:12.920 --> 0:38:15.840
<v Speaker 1>really particularly find you that charming. You gotta go. So

0:38:16.000 --> 0:38:19.279
<v Speaker 1>then somebody says, well, she's Beckett says she's in love

0:38:19.360 --> 0:38:26.040
<v Speaker 1>with him. Caroline's thirsty. Becca says, oh my god, so thirsty.

0:38:26.239 --> 0:38:31.239
<v Speaker 1>And then um so then they so then they've looked

0:38:31.280 --> 0:38:34.200
<v Speaker 1>at houses together, so let's talk about the timeline. Um oh,

0:38:34.280 --> 0:38:36.239
<v Speaker 1>do we bring up? Beck up? Beck up? Okay? So

0:38:36.560 --> 0:38:39.040
<v Speaker 1>she goes watching that. Okay, so here's the thing where

0:38:39.120 --> 0:38:41.520
<v Speaker 1>I knew that she had gotten her hands because I

0:38:41.600 --> 0:38:43.960
<v Speaker 1>knew she was a bachelor. She goes, They're like, were

0:38:44.000 --> 0:38:45.840
<v Speaker 1>you mad that we did that? Because I read a

0:38:46.280 --> 0:38:48.120
<v Speaker 1>article where she was like, yeah, I'm mad that he

0:38:48.160 --> 0:38:50.239
<v Speaker 1>shouldn't have done it on air. She said that to

0:38:50.320 --> 0:38:52.239
<v Speaker 1>People magazine, but then last night she was like, you

0:38:52.360 --> 0:38:56.080
<v Speaker 1>know what it needed to happen. Watching back really helps

0:38:56.120 --> 0:38:59.800
<v Speaker 1>get me closure I don't know how he reached that decision,

0:39:00.040 --> 0:39:02.439
<v Speaker 1>but we looked at houses together. But like she had

0:39:02.480 --> 0:39:06.320
<v Speaker 1>said in an interview, I think he shouldn't have done that.

0:39:06.440 --> 0:39:09.000
<v Speaker 1>And now that she's the best of course, why would

0:39:09.000 --> 0:39:11.480
<v Speaker 1>you act friend that that's not closure When you have

0:39:11.640 --> 0:39:14.360
<v Speaker 1>to see a horror film again and again, it's just

0:39:14.520 --> 0:39:18.200
<v Speaker 1>more pain. I'm doing wealth, I'm doing okay. And then

0:39:18.239 --> 0:39:22.480
<v Speaker 1>he had the billboard, the billboard Ari, you know, it's

0:39:23.480 --> 0:39:26.359
<v Speaker 1>just leave. I like that that six and all are fun.

0:39:26.440 --> 0:39:29.480
<v Speaker 1>I thought was really fun and charmed. I thought she

0:39:29.560 --> 0:39:31.600
<v Speaker 1>was sweet that she's donated yet to cancer, like I

0:39:31.760 --> 0:39:33.480
<v Speaker 1>I like, I love. I thought that was the sweetest.

0:39:34.000 --> 0:39:36.960
<v Speaker 1>That was nice because and they're matching at six um

0:39:37.160 --> 0:39:40.600
<v Speaker 1>and then they bring out Ari and she was like,

0:39:40.960 --> 0:39:43.680
<v Speaker 1>when did you know? Like and why would you hide

0:39:43.760 --> 0:39:46.239
<v Speaker 1>from me that you reached out to her? And he goes,

0:39:46.400 --> 0:39:52.040
<v Speaker 1>you were working, he we were apart, you were working again,

0:39:52.120 --> 0:39:56.400
<v Speaker 1>Like it's another opportunity. It's like, woe is me, I'm

0:39:56.440 --> 0:39:58.680
<v Speaker 1>gonna get all this hate mail. Everyone's gonna hate me.

0:39:58.800 --> 0:40:02.640
<v Speaker 1>So here's yet another her opportunity to rectify the situation.

0:40:02.719 --> 0:40:04.479
<v Speaker 1>You sit down on the couch and you're like, first

0:40:04.520 --> 0:40:10.160
<v Speaker 1>of all, I handled that situation so poorly. I deeply apologize.

0:40:10.360 --> 0:40:12.520
<v Speaker 1>I thought I was doing the right thing instead of

0:40:12.760 --> 0:40:16.359
<v Speaker 1>after the rose, I completely screwed up. I'm so embarrassed.

0:40:16.640 --> 0:40:19.359
<v Speaker 1>You just go through the litany of like a human

0:40:19.440 --> 0:40:26.320
<v Speaker 1>being with real feelings that has respect for fiance, human

0:40:26.400 --> 0:40:31.320
<v Speaker 1>being A then your fiancee and he just again, you

0:40:31.520 --> 0:40:33.680
<v Speaker 1>promised me when you get married you always kill her

0:40:33.840 --> 0:40:39.600
<v Speaker 1>my fiance, fiance, have you met my fiance, my paget rister,

0:40:42.160 --> 0:40:47.279
<v Speaker 1>I've taken on a throatle um. Yeah, it just was.

0:40:47.400 --> 0:40:52.080
<v Speaker 1>It just made me so. I was so angry. She said,

0:40:52.239 --> 0:40:55.880
<v Speaker 1>you didn't back up or respect for your fiance. You

0:40:56.040 --> 0:40:59.120
<v Speaker 1>did not have my back. And then Chris Harrison interrupted

0:40:59.560 --> 0:41:01.920
<v Speaker 1>and said, are you ready for the next chapter. Meanwhile,

0:41:02.120 --> 0:41:05.400
<v Speaker 1>Kendall is over there crying. What was she weeping? She

0:41:05.760 --> 0:41:11.879
<v Speaker 1>was weeping and like falling over and Kendall has been

0:41:11.920 --> 0:41:16.800
<v Speaker 1>a pillar of strength and non blinking taxed her the

0:41:16.840 --> 0:41:18.520
<v Speaker 1>whole time. I was like, I thought she was going

0:41:18.560 --> 0:41:20.400
<v Speaker 1>to be the batl at we all wanted that. But

0:41:20.480 --> 0:41:22.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm happy for that. This is a good story. This

0:41:22.360 --> 0:41:25.879
<v Speaker 1>is good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I kept going, what's going

0:41:25.920 --> 0:41:29.080
<v Speaker 1>on with with a sweet Kendall and then and then

0:41:29.200 --> 0:41:30.759
<v Speaker 1>she that was weird, and then she she goes, do

0:41:30.800 --> 0:41:33.440
<v Speaker 1>you regret anything? And he goes, I regret proposing, I

0:41:33.480 --> 0:41:36.239
<v Speaker 1>mean again like brutal, Like you could just say it,

0:41:36.600 --> 0:41:40.759
<v Speaker 1>like I regret that I didn't have not strength and

0:41:40.920 --> 0:41:44.640
<v Speaker 1>the wherewithal as a human being just to date longer.

0:41:45.600 --> 0:41:50.759
<v Speaker 1>Just regret Like it's just like She's and Katie, what

0:41:50.840 --> 0:41:55.880
<v Speaker 1>did you think? Did you talk to your mom yet? No?

0:41:56.080 --> 0:41:58.360
<v Speaker 1>I texted her and she didn't get back to me

0:41:58.400 --> 0:41:59.960
<v Speaker 1>because I was at the Clippers game last night. So

0:42:00.000 --> 0:42:02.319
<v Speaker 1>the what you play? Yeah, I mean the whole thing

0:42:02.480 --> 0:42:06.080
<v Speaker 1>just feel like I don't know that they were all

0:42:06.160 --> 0:42:08.120
<v Speaker 1>just idiots, and I just felt like Chris Harrison was

0:42:08.200 --> 0:42:11.200
<v Speaker 1>like egging them on. Everyone on Twitter kept comparing him

0:42:11.239 --> 0:42:15.200
<v Speaker 1>to Stanley Tucci's character and in her games, and that's

0:42:15.200 --> 0:42:17.279
<v Speaker 1>what I felt like. He was like I never saw that,

0:42:17.440 --> 0:42:22.400
<v Speaker 1>what is what is that character? Chris Harrison? He's like,

0:42:22.520 --> 0:42:24.880
<v Speaker 1>he's like the spokesperson for the game. So they're literally

0:42:25.040 --> 0:42:29.719
<v Speaker 1>killing each other. Okay, okay, yeah, motivating everyone to sacrifice

0:42:30.360 --> 0:42:33.719
<v Speaker 1>for the forward movement the game. My mom called me

0:42:33.920 --> 0:42:38.080
<v Speaker 1>and said that that she my mom goes, well, she

0:42:38.239 --> 0:42:42.600
<v Speaker 1>just got back to after her like, lady getaway Barcelona.

0:42:42.760 --> 0:42:46.359
<v Speaker 1>I'm Jenna in a little company with Barcelona. She goes, well,

0:42:46.600 --> 0:42:51.279
<v Speaker 1>Lauren b as a personality of a house plant. Oh

0:42:51.400 --> 0:42:54.680
<v Speaker 1>my god. He was like, he's just the horny um

0:42:55.360 --> 0:42:59.240
<v Speaker 1>horny mom said Horney. I don't know, she said Horney,

0:42:59.280 --> 0:43:01.000
<v Speaker 1>but I think she's like, I can't keep it as pap.

0:43:02.760 --> 0:43:04.799
<v Speaker 1>She's like she was all upset. So then so then

0:43:05.000 --> 0:43:07.400
<v Speaker 1>so then they go she goes, you robbed me of

0:43:07.560 --> 0:43:13.200
<v Speaker 1>my first proposal. That was so I did actually I

0:43:13.400 --> 0:43:16.680
<v Speaker 1>understood that that was it was it was theft because

0:43:16.760 --> 0:43:21.759
<v Speaker 1>it wasn't She's proposed to and says yes, and that's

0:43:22.400 --> 0:43:25.080
<v Speaker 1>the rest of their lives. She was, so, that is

0:43:25.160 --> 0:43:27.600
<v Speaker 1>a terrible thing to take away from it. And she

0:43:27.760 --> 0:43:30.000
<v Speaker 1>did say and I knew in advance she did say,

0:43:30.480 --> 0:43:34.439
<v Speaker 1>but it adds to my story. That's yeah. Watching it again,

0:43:34.520 --> 0:43:37.759
<v Speaker 1>I was like, I wish I didn't know, but like

0:43:37.880 --> 0:43:41.080
<v Speaker 1>because I did know, Like I'm like, I didn't I

0:43:41.239 --> 0:43:44.160
<v Speaker 1>didn't know because I got home really late after the

0:43:44.200 --> 0:43:47.360
<v Speaker 1>show and I turned it on. But when she said that,

0:43:47.800 --> 0:43:50.480
<v Speaker 1>like it was so abrupt, I was like, and she

0:43:51.080 --> 0:43:54.000
<v Speaker 1>didn't feel she goes, no, ill will it as to

0:43:54.200 --> 0:43:58.200
<v Speaker 1>my story. So then Jason Mesnick's coming up for what

0:43:58.480 --> 0:44:01.960
<v Speaker 1>not to do. You're both in realistate and he goes, yeah, man,

0:44:02.080 --> 0:44:05.560
<v Speaker 1>try to do it privately. I mean it's like even

0:44:05.640 --> 0:44:07.680
<v Speaker 1>he also, you don't have to do you have to

0:44:07.760 --> 0:44:11.960
<v Speaker 1>explain to any of us how hard the situation is

0:44:12.120 --> 0:44:15.000
<v Speaker 1>to date on national teeth like we get it, we

0:44:15.160 --> 0:44:18.879
<v Speaker 1>get it, and show it's harder than I ever thought

0:44:18.960 --> 0:44:22.040
<v Speaker 1>would be. No ship right, and again we're we're not

0:44:22.200 --> 0:44:24.640
<v Speaker 1>saying that it isn't hard, you'd have a change of heart.

0:44:24.760 --> 0:44:27.960
<v Speaker 1>We're not saying any of it. It's just again his you,

0:44:28.360 --> 0:44:32.120
<v Speaker 1>his words that he used were so outrageous. And also

0:44:32.320 --> 0:44:34.560
<v Speaker 1>at what point was it right away where he said

0:44:35.480 --> 0:44:39.360
<v Speaker 1>he said it's he said something like it's my fairy

0:44:39.400 --> 0:44:42.120
<v Speaker 1>tale too. Yeah, I wanted the fairy tale. It was

0:44:42.320 --> 0:44:46.640
<v Speaker 1>so eager. The ego. That's just like a really feeling

0:44:46.719 --> 0:44:50.239
<v Speaker 1>weird about a guy saying really straight male thing to say.

0:44:50.640 --> 0:44:52.680
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, it's like like did you drink the

0:44:52.840 --> 0:44:57.440
<v Speaker 1>like Ashley I Disney fantasy? Like what the do you think?

0:44:57.480 --> 0:45:01.160
<v Speaker 1>He has got like like tight lace boxer. He's like

0:45:01.320 --> 0:45:05.320
<v Speaker 1>he wears like like like a like a Bloomers like

0:45:05.360 --> 0:45:07.520
<v Speaker 1>a friend. But it's like I kind of print said

0:45:07.680 --> 0:45:09.600
<v Speaker 1>what if he was like, I love a good brooch,

0:45:09.880 --> 0:45:17.480
<v Speaker 1>Like he starts because he's a brooch and briches brooch

0:45:17.560 --> 0:45:21.480
<v Speaker 1>and Bloomers. I am the skincareline is coming out next year?

0:45:21.719 --> 0:45:26.600
<v Speaker 1>What is it? Br brooch and Bloomers and Bloomers, Lauren Dearest,

0:45:26.680 --> 0:45:31.480
<v Speaker 1>tell me about your dowry. Oh okay, there we go,

0:45:32.040 --> 0:45:35.440
<v Speaker 1>so okay. So then he goes, this is when Chris

0:45:35.480 --> 0:45:39.640
<v Speaker 1>Harrison goes, I'm getting threats. And then it's just like

0:45:39.840 --> 0:45:41.719
<v Speaker 1>and they're like, what what would you say? And say

0:45:41.800 --> 0:45:44.520
<v Speaker 1>get out of dodge. I did appreciate that he was like, look,

0:45:44.560 --> 0:45:46.080
<v Speaker 1>if you really want this to work, the people who

0:45:46.120 --> 0:45:49.520
<v Speaker 1>actually have successful relationships, leave Los Angeles and New York.

0:45:49.560 --> 0:45:52.040
<v Speaker 1>Go to a real town, buy a plane ticket, leave

0:45:52.160 --> 0:45:54.560
<v Speaker 1>like like that actually, like if you really want, don't

0:45:54.640 --> 0:45:57.160
<v Speaker 1>stay in l A to try like capitalize in your fate,

0:45:57.239 --> 0:45:59.480
<v Speaker 1>like go to someplace real and make it real, which

0:45:59.520 --> 0:46:02.120
<v Speaker 1>I thought was the choice. What's the choice? Is it

0:46:02.280 --> 0:46:05.640
<v Speaker 1>real or is it so that you can be an Instagram? Yeah,

0:46:05.800 --> 0:46:08.400
<v Speaker 1>an Instagram started going dancing stars. It's one or the other,

0:46:08.440 --> 0:46:11.720
<v Speaker 1>because it's not both none of them have stayed together.

0:46:12.320 --> 0:46:15.399
<v Speaker 1>I mean, where where is Shawn Low and Catherine? Where

0:46:15.560 --> 0:46:18.360
<v Speaker 1>They're not in l A. Yeah, they went to a

0:46:18.440 --> 0:46:20.640
<v Speaker 1>small town there together. They have a kid or a

0:46:20.680 --> 0:46:22.759
<v Speaker 1>couple of kids. I think it's one or the other.

0:46:24.360 --> 0:46:30.040
<v Speaker 1>So then this here we go. Chris Harrison said, well, Jason,

0:46:30.120 --> 0:46:32.880
<v Speaker 1>and what's her name? I don't remember her name, Molly.

0:46:33.160 --> 0:46:37.160
<v Speaker 1>I can see your passion bucket is still full. I can't.

0:46:38.280 --> 0:46:40.719
<v Speaker 1>I literally can failed art in It was one in

0:46:40.800 --> 0:46:43.320
<v Speaker 1>the morning and the subject heading was passion bucket. I

0:46:43.920 --> 0:46:47.759
<v Speaker 1>literally was like, I don't, I can't. I missed her.

0:46:48.239 --> 0:46:51.040
<v Speaker 1>I didn't think anyone would say that. I can't say.

0:46:51.160 --> 0:46:53.399
<v Speaker 1>Here's I want to nominate an early tweeter of the week,

0:46:53.440 --> 0:46:57.680
<v Speaker 1>which is so disgusting, um, but it makes me laugh

0:46:58.040 --> 0:47:01.960
<v Speaker 1>so hard. Which is the following. This is from This

0:47:02.120 --> 0:47:04.680
<v Speaker 1>is a nomination in early nomination for two to the week.

0:47:05.760 --> 0:47:11.480
<v Speaker 1>This is from c Valentine at Dead Pandelorus. Passion bucket

0:47:12.160 --> 0:47:31.719
<v Speaker 1>is what Jason calls his wife's asshole. Oh god, I'm

0:47:31.800 --> 0:47:39.480
<v Speaker 1>nothing funnier. That is amazing. I've never done a really

0:47:40.320 --> 0:47:43.640
<v Speaker 1>time going to be hard and it's gonna be hard

0:47:43.680 --> 0:47:47.560
<v Speaker 1>to catch up with that Also, how can you just

0:47:47.920 --> 0:47:52.200
<v Speaker 1>try not to do that in your real life? She said,

0:47:56.680 --> 0:47:59.279
<v Speaker 1>if I get hit by a bus today and God willing,

0:47:59.320 --> 0:48:01.920
<v Speaker 1>I hope that doesn't happened. But if I do, just

0:48:02.120 --> 0:48:05.400
<v Speaker 1>you know that I've created something where I get tweeted.

0:48:05.480 --> 0:48:07.359
<v Speaker 1>That's my set of stranger They. I don't know where

0:48:07.360 --> 0:48:10.520
<v Speaker 1>they live, maybe Indiana, maybe Florida. I don't know where

0:48:10.600 --> 0:48:14.040
<v Speaker 1>you are, genius, but that somebody could like signal me

0:48:14.160 --> 0:48:16.560
<v Speaker 1>out of all the people that live in American You know,

0:48:20.000 --> 0:48:23.239
<v Speaker 1>I don't know this little blond meringue, but this gal

0:48:23.600 --> 0:48:27.520
<v Speaker 1>she needs to know that Passion Bucket is what Jason

0:48:27.640 --> 0:48:35.560
<v Speaker 1>Coles and that Steve Valentine. I don't know who beats

0:48:35.600 --> 0:48:38.279
<v Speaker 1>you on this. I think he may have won the week.

0:48:38.360 --> 0:48:40.520
<v Speaker 1>I don't know who beats that. Oh my god. That

0:48:40.880 --> 0:48:43.280
<v Speaker 1>So I just lovet that we all heard Passion Bucket,

0:48:43.360 --> 0:48:48.239
<v Speaker 1>were like, I So. Then they brought out Lauren and

0:48:48.320 --> 0:48:50.799
<v Speaker 1>she's like, and I'm excited to be here. I didn't

0:48:50.840 --> 0:48:54.160
<v Speaker 1>watch um. He reached out to me on New Year's

0:48:54.200 --> 0:48:57.640
<v Speaker 1>Even Instagram. He was with she was with Kendall, who

0:48:57.760 --> 0:49:00.520
<v Speaker 1>was really no Tia Tia who was like he reached

0:49:00.560 --> 0:49:03.520
<v Speaker 1>out to her new Year's Eve New Year through Instagram drunk.

0:49:03.640 --> 0:49:06.640
<v Speaker 1>That's definitely time, Like what were they doing on years?

0:49:06.800 --> 0:49:10.560
<v Speaker 1>Was he with Yaka? So she's like counting down to

0:49:10.680 --> 0:49:12.279
<v Speaker 1>this new year in New life. He's like, I just

0:49:12.360 --> 0:49:15.399
<v Speaker 1>have to go to bathroom real quick and like hammertime

0:49:15.480 --> 0:49:19.239
<v Speaker 1>on the DM sliding into her dms. And by the way,

0:49:19.400 --> 0:49:21.320
<v Speaker 1>Becca m didn't bring up that he was d m

0:49:21.440 --> 0:49:25.000
<v Speaker 1>ng her while he was with Becca kay what he

0:49:25.360 --> 0:49:29.600
<v Speaker 1>DM he was sliding into her dm s. He sent

0:49:29.719 --> 0:49:36.279
<v Speaker 1>her a photo of milk cartons and he said this

0:49:36.400 --> 0:49:37.960
<v Speaker 1>is going to break the internet. Too bad. It's not

0:49:38.000 --> 0:49:40.839
<v Speaker 1>your driver's license, and she wrote back like they were

0:49:41.160 --> 0:49:43.920
<v Speaker 1>texting at each other and messaging each other. He's the word.

0:49:43.920 --> 0:49:45.560
<v Speaker 1>He's going to cheat on Lauren. He can't help it.

0:49:45.640 --> 0:49:47.520
<v Speaker 1>He will fun somebody else because he's gonna have so

0:49:47.719 --> 0:49:51.000
<v Speaker 1>much come in his way. He can't help it. He'll

0:49:51.040 --> 0:49:53.279
<v Speaker 1>be somewhere alone at some point in time and he

0:49:53.440 --> 0:49:56.440
<v Speaker 1>will have sex in a bathroom. Um, yeah, that's what

0:49:56.760 --> 0:49:58.800
<v Speaker 1>That's what I just met. Like by Lauren watching that

0:49:59.120 --> 0:50:01.600
<v Speaker 1>that Ari Becca, I'll do I'm not You're right, it's

0:50:01.600 --> 0:50:03.839
<v Speaker 1>not like she wouldn't go through with it, but it's

0:50:03.880 --> 0:50:05.960
<v Speaker 1>got to sit in your mind. That number one he

0:50:06.320 --> 0:50:09.400
<v Speaker 1>literally proposed to like he was like, I love you,

0:50:09.640 --> 0:50:13.279
<v Speaker 1>and then on his engagement day said I love you

0:50:13.360 --> 0:50:17.359
<v Speaker 1>to another woman and then proposed to this one. Then

0:50:17.520 --> 0:50:20.479
<v Speaker 1>was like, no, I gotta go back to that one.

0:50:21.040 --> 0:50:24.120
<v Speaker 1>Then d m ng that one that like, I just

0:50:24.440 --> 0:50:27.440
<v Speaker 1>gotta like. And then the way he spacca in four

0:50:27.600 --> 0:50:29.840
<v Speaker 1>years when they're no longer the hot and there's been

0:50:29.880 --> 0:50:32.960
<v Speaker 1>like ten or fifteen more bachelors and bachelorettes, they're no

0:50:33.000 --> 0:50:36.839
<v Speaker 1>longer in the public eye. They've moved on. Maybe she's

0:50:36.840 --> 0:50:39.560
<v Speaker 1>had a couple of kids and maybe like gained four

0:50:39.719 --> 0:50:43.840
<v Speaker 1>pounds and he's out in some young ding dong who's

0:50:43.960 --> 0:50:48.560
<v Speaker 1>twenty one, and he'll cheat on her for sure. I

0:50:48.719 --> 0:50:52.280
<v Speaker 1>just think if you can speak to he's like sight away,

0:50:52.360 --> 0:50:55.839
<v Speaker 1>but he will do it. There's a there's just there

0:50:55.960 --> 0:50:59.680
<v Speaker 1>is a disconnect of compassion and empathy and empathy, which

0:50:59.719 --> 0:51:01.560
<v Speaker 1>is why it feels like a sociopath. But he's just

0:51:01.640 --> 0:51:03.719
<v Speaker 1>not smart enough to be one. Like there is a

0:51:03.800 --> 0:51:07.360
<v Speaker 1>certain level. He's not militia. He's not militia. He's not

0:51:07.520 --> 0:51:10.280
<v Speaker 1>He's just he's dumb. He's just as dumb and self

0:51:10.360 --> 0:51:13.719
<v Speaker 1>emotionally doing his own I think so. I think you're right.

0:51:13.760 --> 0:51:16.680
<v Speaker 1>I think he would justify cheating. Absolutely. This is my

0:51:16.800 --> 0:51:19.880
<v Speaker 1>journey and my fairy tale. Yeah, I need to the

0:51:20.000 --> 0:51:24.319
<v Speaker 1>prints and the prints and running passion bucket. So then

0:51:24.360 --> 0:51:28.440
<v Speaker 1>it's not cheating if it's a passion. Oh my, So

0:51:28.560 --> 0:51:30.400
<v Speaker 1>then my destiny. Could you get near the toilet? I

0:51:30.440 --> 0:51:34.080
<v Speaker 1>need to suck you on my destiny. I'm in the

0:51:34.160 --> 0:51:36.839
<v Speaker 1>A group. I paid extra fifteen. My dad's got money.

0:51:36.880 --> 0:51:39.560
<v Speaker 1>I paid fourteen bucks. So then so then she goes,

0:51:39.600 --> 0:51:42.920
<v Speaker 1>we've been house hunting. We've been talking three hours a

0:51:43.000 --> 0:51:45.640
<v Speaker 1>day on the phone. Um A lot of silence in

0:51:45.680 --> 0:51:49.320
<v Speaker 1>that three hours, A lot of crickets that I just

0:51:49.400 --> 0:51:56.600
<v Speaker 1>love you too. I get myself. I've made some bad decisions,

0:51:56.719 --> 0:52:01.319
<v Speaker 1>but my best decision was running back to Lauren. Then

0:52:01.400 --> 0:52:04.400
<v Speaker 1>the families. We see the families together, and then he

0:52:04.760 --> 0:52:07.600
<v Speaker 1>he kisses her face and he kisses her hair, and

0:52:07.719 --> 0:52:12.799
<v Speaker 1>then he fucking proposes. Wait a minute, yeah, he proposes

0:52:13.320 --> 0:52:17.520
<v Speaker 1>and like he gets down. Was it the same ring? No? No,

0:52:18.200 --> 0:52:20.160
<v Speaker 1>we were we stopped. We we we thought, oh god,

0:52:20.200 --> 0:52:23.040
<v Speaker 1>please let it be this hit, like, let's just the

0:52:23.400 --> 0:52:25.719
<v Speaker 1>cherry on top would have been the same ring. And

0:52:25.800 --> 0:52:28.520
<v Speaker 1>I think it's different. He grabbed. He loves to grab hair,

0:52:28.760 --> 0:52:31.120
<v Speaker 1>pull it in her hair. He loves to give a

0:52:31.160 --> 0:52:33.879
<v Speaker 1>hair pull into the face. And then but I think

0:52:34.040 --> 0:52:36.120
<v Speaker 1>she knew it was coming. And I also don't like

0:52:36.200 --> 0:52:39.120
<v Speaker 1>Chris Harrison lying because when she stood up, she said,

0:52:39.200 --> 0:52:41.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to faint. Yeah, she knew it was coming

0:52:42.600 --> 0:52:45.640
<v Speaker 1>out the ring. Yeah. And then after he proposes and

0:52:45.760 --> 0:52:48.000
<v Speaker 1>she says yes, Chris Harrison says, I did not see

0:52:48.040 --> 0:52:53.080
<v Speaker 1>that coming. Hey, don't lie to me. Don't lie to me, Crash,

0:52:53.160 --> 0:52:56.959
<v Speaker 1>don't lie. I mean Mr Tucci. Jeez, it was so dumb.

0:52:57.040 --> 0:53:00.040
<v Speaker 1>I was like, the audience wasn't into it. You know that,

0:53:00.320 --> 0:53:04.040
<v Speaker 1>you don't Those were interns, Yeah, they didn't like trying

0:53:04.080 --> 0:53:07.520
<v Speaker 1>to get people. The audience was like, she didn't even

0:53:07.600 --> 0:53:09.759
<v Speaker 1>look at the ring, which means she picked it out.

0:53:09.960 --> 0:53:12.520
<v Speaker 1>She knew what she knew it because she didn't even look.

0:53:12.880 --> 0:53:15.240
<v Speaker 1>She didn't even look at it. I would have my jewels.

0:53:15.239 --> 0:53:18.560
<v Speaker 1>I would have had my jewelers loop out immediately, like

0:53:18.719 --> 0:53:23.120
<v Speaker 1>what then, what is it? Forced? And so everyone was

0:53:23.200 --> 0:53:26.080
<v Speaker 1>so over it. I was like, good luck. So then

0:53:26.120 --> 0:53:28.759
<v Speaker 1>the families are together and like her dad's fine with it,

0:53:28.920 --> 0:53:31.760
<v Speaker 1>like they're all just fine with this. Everyone that military.

0:53:31.840 --> 0:53:34.080
<v Speaker 1>Dad's fine with this. It's a circus. They were stuck

0:53:34.120 --> 0:53:36.479
<v Speaker 1>there for the circus and they know it. The aunts

0:53:36.520 --> 0:53:39.600
<v Speaker 1>still try to get underneath because then from there then

0:53:39.680 --> 0:53:44.799
<v Speaker 1>they bring out the bachelor at Ladies and Gentlemen. Becca Gay,

0:53:45.880 --> 0:53:47.640
<v Speaker 1>I want to find the man in my dreams, and

0:53:47.719 --> 0:53:54.520
<v Speaker 1>one who suited for me suited from me. I wish

0:53:54.560 --> 0:53:56.239
<v Speaker 1>I had it. I was happy that it was her.

0:53:56.360 --> 0:53:58.439
<v Speaker 1>How did you guys feel, Katie, how do you feel

0:53:58.440 --> 0:54:00.560
<v Speaker 1>that it was Becka kay we a prize? Did you

0:54:00.640 --> 0:54:03.160
<v Speaker 1>know in advanced No? I mean I kind of thought

0:54:03.200 --> 0:54:04.640
<v Speaker 1>it would be her, But I was also kind of

0:54:04.680 --> 0:54:06.160
<v Speaker 1>surprised because I was like, aren't you supposed to be

0:54:06.239 --> 0:54:10.200
<v Speaker 1>like super heartbroken? Like this was fresh. That's why they

0:54:10.320 --> 0:54:14.399
<v Speaker 1>kept saying it's my story, But like, I mean, who

0:54:14.440 --> 0:54:18.120
<v Speaker 1>else would it have been that I think it started

0:54:18.520 --> 0:54:22.439
<v Speaker 1>like I think so if he if he deemed ding

0:54:22.520 --> 0:54:25.520
<v Speaker 1>Dong New Year's Eve, I'm guessing that all happened like

0:54:25.680 --> 0:54:28.600
<v Speaker 1>early January at the house and now it's March, so

0:54:28.719 --> 0:54:30.480
<v Speaker 1>it's been like two months. I didn't even think it's

0:54:30.480 --> 0:54:32.560
<v Speaker 1>been that long. Yeah, but that's not what the audience sees.

0:54:32.640 --> 0:54:35.480
<v Speaker 1>What we saw. Is it just happened last night. That's

0:54:35.480 --> 0:54:38.160
<v Speaker 1>what's so confusing. That didn't give us a six weeks.

0:54:38.920 --> 0:54:42.200
<v Speaker 1>I just Laurence said, she goes, he deemed me like

0:54:42.640 --> 0:54:47.839
<v Speaker 1>I was with whoever watching the premier months ago. Yeah

0:54:47.920 --> 0:54:49.839
<v Speaker 1>that was New year, so like and then how long

0:54:50.000 --> 0:54:55.040
<v Speaker 1>was it in between? Uh that I guess how long

0:54:55.160 --> 0:54:57.239
<v Speaker 1>was it in between that he deemed her? And then

0:54:57.320 --> 0:55:02.040
<v Speaker 1>that they like he broke up six that he called

0:55:02.760 --> 0:55:06.440
<v Speaker 1>he called her a week later and didn't tell and

0:55:06.560 --> 0:55:10.680
<v Speaker 1>didn't tell Becca, and then that's when he got her

0:55:10.719 --> 0:55:12.880
<v Speaker 1>assurance that she would take it. Yeah, I love that.

0:55:13.000 --> 0:55:15.680
<v Speaker 1>This feels like six weeks. Well, that's what's so confusing

0:55:15.680 --> 0:55:18.840
<v Speaker 1>about this timeline is when was the breakup? If they

0:55:18.840 --> 0:55:23.600
<v Speaker 1>don't know roduction, I think like I think like Midgin,

0:55:23.840 --> 0:55:28.000
<v Speaker 1>I think like I think they broke up a month.

0:55:28.160 --> 0:55:30.279
<v Speaker 1>I don't even what month, so I think it's I

0:55:30.320 --> 0:55:32.600
<v Speaker 1>think it's been like six weeks. So it's been six Okay,

0:55:32.680 --> 0:55:36.120
<v Speaker 1>so it's been six weeks since that breakup. But to

0:55:36.280 --> 0:55:41.040
<v Speaker 1>the viewing audience, he dumped her Monday and Tuesday she's

0:55:42.640 --> 0:55:45.160
<v Speaker 1>that's what's confused. They hate but they hate him so

0:55:45.320 --> 0:55:49.120
<v Speaker 1>much that it's like good fuck, it couldn't be anybody

0:55:49.200 --> 0:55:52.359
<v Speaker 1>but her because she got so because she's so nice,

0:55:52.800 --> 0:55:55.839
<v Speaker 1>she's such a nice person, and like people want her

0:55:55.840 --> 0:55:58.160
<v Speaker 1>to find love. Listen, it was it's it's all about

0:55:58.239 --> 0:56:01.879
<v Speaker 1>how does social media react. That's it. That's all. That's

0:56:02.040 --> 0:56:04.600
<v Speaker 1>part of the ratings, part of bacheloration, part of the

0:56:04.680 --> 0:56:09.759
<v Speaker 1>juggernaut of the whole franchise. Did they manufacture it or not.

0:56:10.560 --> 0:56:13.760
<v Speaker 1>I don't think they manufactured it or did they respond

0:56:13.800 --> 0:56:16.840
<v Speaker 1>to I think, you know, they probably molded and shaped

0:56:16.880 --> 0:56:18.880
<v Speaker 1>some stuff. Think they knew, but I guess it just

0:56:19.040 --> 0:56:21.279
<v Speaker 1>it took away and I'm glad. I'm not saying I'm

0:56:21.280 --> 0:56:23.239
<v Speaker 1>not glad Beck as a bachelor at I think it's

0:56:23.239 --> 0:56:26.960
<v Speaker 1>a good choice. But now it just feels like like

0:56:27.280 --> 0:56:29.680
<v Speaker 1>back back in the day, even like two years ago

0:56:29.760 --> 0:56:33.600
<v Speaker 1>with the best, didn't feel so manufactured and forced in

0:56:33.680 --> 0:56:37.520
<v Speaker 1>cookie cutter and you're done, you're hurt, you're on. Here

0:56:37.600 --> 0:56:41.000
<v Speaker 1>comes a guy we started, and it's taking it. It's

0:56:41.040 --> 0:56:45.640
<v Speaker 1>taking away from like she's so devastated, she was just

0:56:45.800 --> 0:56:47.839
<v Speaker 1>proposed to, she's so in love with them, and six

0:56:47.920 --> 0:56:51.839
<v Speaker 1>weeks later, like my most devastating breakup. It literally took

0:56:51.880 --> 0:56:54.560
<v Speaker 1>me like three years years, oh years, and now it

0:56:54.680 --> 0:56:57.920
<v Speaker 1>just feels like, okay, then were you not so much?

0:56:58.280 --> 0:57:00.800
<v Speaker 1>What was the point? And now here comes four guys.

0:57:00.920 --> 0:57:04.240
<v Speaker 1>I was I wasn't ready for it. That's and Becca's

0:57:04.280 --> 0:57:05.880
<v Speaker 1>ready for it, you know what I mean. I'm just

0:57:06.000 --> 0:57:08.040
<v Speaker 1>like I was like, whoa, I didn't want any of

0:57:08.120 --> 0:57:10.400
<v Speaker 1>the men there. I didn't even want. I needed like

0:57:10.480 --> 0:57:14.719
<v Speaker 1>a week introduced. I think that's but that's production. If

0:57:14.800 --> 0:57:18.400
<v Speaker 1>you had six weeks off, if they had aired that

0:57:18.560 --> 0:57:22.000
<v Speaker 1>breakup six weeks ago, just give the last night named

0:57:22.040 --> 0:57:24.800
<v Speaker 1>her the bachelor, you would our brains would be able

0:57:24.840 --> 0:57:28.400
<v Speaker 1>to compute that more than one night and the next night.

0:57:28.600 --> 0:57:30.520
<v Speaker 1>I love that too much. I know how much do

0:57:30.680 --> 0:57:36.120
<v Speaker 1>we like really care and dive in. I love it.

0:57:36.320 --> 0:57:38.520
<v Speaker 1>I love it, but I like feel like my chemical

0:57:38.760 --> 0:57:42.600
<v Speaker 1>my chemicals get jangled. I like my cells are crazy. Okay,

0:57:42.920 --> 0:57:45.600
<v Speaker 1>are we going to talk about these dweeves that came out? Okay,

0:57:45.760 --> 0:57:47.520
<v Speaker 1>wait wait, wait we're not there yet. So then they

0:57:47.600 --> 0:57:49.640
<v Speaker 1>bring out all the girls that they are finding the

0:57:49.760 --> 0:57:54.440
<v Speaker 1>camera sisterhood, We're soul friends. Can the show start now?

0:57:54.600 --> 0:57:56.760
<v Speaker 1>And then Becca Emma, she was leaving. Her dress was

0:57:56.800 --> 0:57:59.360
<v Speaker 1>almost like it was almost like she'd ripped off half

0:57:59.400 --> 0:58:02.360
<v Speaker 1>of Becca and like she was like like if you

0:58:02.440 --> 0:58:04.000
<v Speaker 1>watched her, it was almost like she was walking up.

0:58:04.120 --> 0:58:05.800
<v Speaker 1>Her dress was a little odded, like it was like

0:58:05.840 --> 0:58:08.400
<v Speaker 1>a bra and I mean like I've worn some sheer

0:58:08.560 --> 0:58:11.080
<v Speaker 1>and under but like when she was leaving, it felt

0:58:11.080 --> 0:58:13.000
<v Speaker 1>like she was just in like tidy Whitey's and like

0:58:13.080 --> 0:58:15.080
<v Speaker 1>a half skirt. You know what it might be what

0:58:15.120 --> 0:58:16.439
<v Speaker 1>I would wear if I got out of the limo

0:58:18.800 --> 0:58:21.600
<v Speaker 1>a wedding dress. Her skirt was like coming off or

0:58:21.640 --> 0:58:24.280
<v Speaker 1>maybe that was what are you talking? No, no, Becca?

0:58:24.320 --> 0:58:26.880
<v Speaker 1>The way she was walking off her like when when

0:58:26.920 --> 0:58:29.200
<v Speaker 1>they got kicked off this she lifted up that it

0:58:29.320 --> 0:58:31.880
<v Speaker 1>was a big poofy skirt. It had a really big

0:58:32.000 --> 0:58:33.760
<v Speaker 1>skirt and then her and it looked like she was

0:58:33.840 --> 0:58:37.240
<v Speaker 1>just wearing like underwear and like carrying. It felt like

0:58:37.280 --> 0:58:39.960
<v Speaker 1>her dress ripped and she goes, let's just do the

0:58:40.080 --> 0:58:42.360
<v Speaker 1>damn thing, and then he goes, I like it, boss.

0:58:42.440 --> 0:58:44.560
<v Speaker 1>It's like I guess what a woman can have some

0:58:45.200 --> 0:58:48.360
<v Speaker 1>like gumped in without being like whoa women's she works,

0:58:48.480 --> 0:58:49.920
<v Speaker 1>she's the But it's like I have to say I

0:58:50.000 --> 0:58:55.680
<v Speaker 1>was really over Chris Harry's breakup. I won't get so

0:58:55.840 --> 0:58:58.800
<v Speaker 1>then here here, I know it's gonna be hard for you.

0:58:59.520 --> 0:59:03.480
<v Speaker 1>It really because I really so then we're gonna have

0:59:03.560 --> 0:59:06.840
<v Speaker 1>to So then out comes Lincoln. He's the first one out.

0:59:06.960 --> 0:59:09.760
<v Speaker 1>He's got a he talked too long, too long, and

0:59:09.880 --> 0:59:13.160
<v Speaker 1>get off, get off, had an accent, he had a

0:59:13.240 --> 0:59:17.080
<v Speaker 1>bow tie. I'm not gonna help. I fast forwarded. I

0:59:17.160 --> 0:59:22.040
<v Speaker 1>was like, after like the too much seven minutes he

0:59:22.160 --> 0:59:24.920
<v Speaker 1>was I liked him, but I liked him, but it

0:59:25.040 --> 0:59:27.680
<v Speaker 1>was too long. But I'm sure he was nervous. And

0:59:27.760 --> 0:59:30.440
<v Speaker 1>then we have this cheesy guy, Chase, who came out

0:59:30.480 --> 0:59:32.600
<v Speaker 1>and he goes, look at that face. I hope to

0:59:32.640 --> 0:59:35.880
<v Speaker 1>be that open door. And then at first the banjo

0:59:35.960 --> 0:59:38.680
<v Speaker 1>guy had promise he was cute, but then he was

0:59:38.760 --> 0:59:40.480
<v Speaker 1>just clearly. He didn't say anything about her. He was

0:59:40.560 --> 0:59:42.680
<v Speaker 1>just like I sing banjos songs like oh see. I

0:59:42.800 --> 0:59:45.800
<v Speaker 1>thought at first he was like, he's gonna come out

0:59:45.840 --> 0:59:48.040
<v Speaker 1>and play banjo the door and I thought he was

0:59:48.160 --> 0:59:51.520
<v Speaker 1>the only one that really was just looking at her

0:59:51.640 --> 0:59:54.640
<v Speaker 1>and not looking at the audience and like oh girl,

0:59:55.000 --> 0:59:57.640
<v Speaker 1>but just was looking at her saying I'm looking he

0:59:57.880 --> 0:59:59.920
<v Speaker 1>I like him. Now he said I've heard great thing

1:00:00.000 --> 1:00:03.160
<v Speaker 1>things about you, meaning but he didn't watch the show.

1:00:03.480 --> 1:00:07.440
<v Speaker 1>He didn't choose her to like come like they like him? Do?

1:00:07.560 --> 1:00:09.400
<v Speaker 1>They have these five guys in the cans, so it

1:00:09.480 --> 1:00:13.200
<v Speaker 1>doesn't matter. They don't know who the bacherette is. Yeah, no,

1:00:13.400 --> 1:00:16.240
<v Speaker 1>none of the contestants EVERR know that's well. I actually

1:00:16.440 --> 1:00:19.640
<v Speaker 1>my friend worked on the show. So apparently they they

1:00:20.240 --> 1:00:23.520
<v Speaker 1>gather people and then they say, like who is your

1:00:23.560 --> 1:00:25.120
<v Speaker 1>who do you really want to be the bachelor? So

1:00:25.240 --> 1:00:28.280
<v Speaker 1>say so, say when you're like Peter and I don't

1:00:28.280 --> 1:00:30.520
<v Speaker 1>know who else was there like Eric? Right, so then

1:00:30.560 --> 1:00:33.120
<v Speaker 1>you they start because it keeps saying been doing the ads,

1:00:33.280 --> 1:00:36.640
<v Speaker 1>So they go, okay, Errand's and the Eric camp Ardens

1:00:36.640 --> 1:00:38.560
<v Speaker 1>and the Peter camp and they know who's like the

1:00:38.680 --> 1:00:41.840
<v Speaker 1>die hard there for them. So then when the person

1:00:41.920 --> 1:00:44.280
<v Speaker 1>gets picked, they have sort of the cuckoos for any

1:00:44.360 --> 1:00:46.200
<v Speaker 1>of them, and then they have their ones that are

1:00:46.320 --> 1:00:49.600
<v Speaker 1>there for that camp pre sort at least four or

1:00:49.640 --> 1:00:54.000
<v Speaker 1>five people that are like we got some for Kenny,

1:00:54.040 --> 1:00:56.400
<v Speaker 1>we got some for Benzi, We've got we've got them

1:00:56.400 --> 1:00:59.000
<v Speaker 1>pre sorted depending on who it looked like. People at

1:00:59.080 --> 1:01:02.800
<v Speaker 1>least five out of right outside the pier one they

1:01:02.800 --> 1:01:06.880
<v Speaker 1>were as a sistant manager so then we have um

1:01:07.720 --> 1:01:11.120
<v Speaker 1>Darius came out. He apologized on behalf of his gender,

1:01:11.720 --> 1:01:15.960
<v Speaker 1>and then Blake brought a horse and then um and

1:01:16.120 --> 1:01:18.440
<v Speaker 1>he goes, when you fall off your horse, you got

1:01:18.520 --> 1:01:20.520
<v Speaker 1>to get back up in the saddle. And then she

1:01:20.600 --> 1:01:22.640
<v Speaker 1>didn't want to get up in that high slit on

1:01:22.760 --> 1:01:24.080
<v Speaker 1>the wrong side. He should have put up on the

1:01:24.160 --> 1:01:26.800
<v Speaker 1>other side, but she was playing along there, but she

1:01:26.960 --> 1:01:28.880
<v Speaker 1>did it. And they said it was May twenty eighth.

1:01:28.920 --> 1:01:31.240
<v Speaker 1>You guys, wait, hold on, can we point out the

1:01:31.280 --> 1:01:33.880
<v Speaker 1>fact that Chase I liked the guy with I like

1:01:34.040 --> 1:01:39.439
<v Speaker 1>the really oh he I afterwards because you couldn't see

1:01:39.440 --> 1:01:41.120
<v Speaker 1>what they're saying, and I thought their body language is

1:01:41.200 --> 1:01:43.960
<v Speaker 1>keeping okay, he but he kept flicking his tongue out

1:01:44.080 --> 1:01:49.280
<v Speaker 1>like like he was like I did not see that.

1:01:49.920 --> 1:01:54.200
<v Speaker 1>He his tongue out like a reptile twice. And to me,

1:01:54.640 --> 1:01:59.160
<v Speaker 1>his face looks like he looked a little creep out

1:01:59.200 --> 1:02:02.320
<v Speaker 1>of me. He looks like someone who's been Okay, this

1:02:02.440 --> 1:02:04.960
<v Speaker 1>is gonna be very controversial. He had the face of

1:02:05.240 --> 1:02:11.680
<v Speaker 1>a child pleaser who has been uh uh in the

1:02:11.760 --> 1:02:20.120
<v Speaker 1>most There's something about him that weirded me out. But

1:02:20.160 --> 1:02:22.600
<v Speaker 1>I also understand what Katie was saying, because I felt

1:02:22.640 --> 1:02:25.040
<v Speaker 1>bad that I was feeling that way and wondering if

1:02:25.080 --> 1:02:27.160
<v Speaker 1>it's something I would be comfortable saying to you guys.

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<v Speaker 1>But and then I realized they are talking and it

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<v Speaker 1>does seem but something about him. I went over five.

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<v Speaker 1>I literally was like, I like banjo. Until he didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like, oh, I get it. I felt like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you just want a recording contract. I really like banjo.

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<v Speaker 1>No one's hi, no one's making deals with banjo players.

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<v Speaker 1>He was, you want a banjo player, you get Steve Martin.

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<v Speaker 1>Four other banjo players make a band called Passion Bucket.

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<v Speaker 1>He reminded me of James Taylor, and like, not in

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<v Speaker 1>a good way. I don't like James say or something

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<v Speaker 1>to be such a guy. I know he is. Growth. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys, are you ready to do two to the Week? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? How do you beat Steve to Okay? We

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<v Speaker 1>have Jenny Hunt at Jenezuela. I can't wait to see

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<v Speaker 1>Ross get out of that limo dressed as a dolphin.

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<v Speaker 1>That's good. That's Becca's old fiance who came to win

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<v Speaker 1>her in p That's funny. That's good, funny. I can't

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<v Speaker 1>ready to see Ross get out of that Limo dresses

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<v Speaker 1>a dolphin. There's so many twisters. That's a well crafted jow.

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<v Speaker 1>That's at least yeah, that's that's okay. We have Laura Chia.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry if I butcher this. Laura chier Rola at

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<v Speaker 1>Laura's Spirator. Becca M's earrings get bigger every time she

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<v Speaker 1>comes on one of the live shows. Next time, she's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna go on with two small purses hanging from her ear. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>Laura Johnson at Words Underscore by Underscore eld j j Ari.

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<v Speaker 1>I have no excuse for this. It's on me also, Ari.

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<v Speaker 1>My list of excuses include, but are not limited to

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<v Speaker 1>the pressure the show. Chris Harrison telling me it was

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<v Speaker 1>the final Rose. Not wearing us to water that day.

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<v Speaker 1>All the A pack is around me randomly, a really

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<v Speaker 1>strong all right, this is c Valentine at that's what

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<v Speaker 1>it was called Valentine. I thought it was Steve CV

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<v Speaker 1>Valentine at dead Pan, Dolores Passion Bugget. It was what

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<v Speaker 1>Jason calls his wife's ashole. I can't it's so oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god. And we have Oh, this is Laurie. This

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<v Speaker 1>is our Laurie team. Becka at Batch Underscore Laurie. Chris Harrison, Lauren,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't imagine what's going on in your head right now. Lauren.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, forgot about that. We didn't even discuss

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<v Speaker 1>the sum in one moment. I'm torn for number two.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm torn between I can't wait to see ros get

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<v Speaker 1>out of the limo dressed as a dolphin, and and

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<v Speaker 1>I have no excuse for this one. What do you

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<v Speaker 1>think is number two? I have no excuse. Okay, So

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<v Speaker 1>so it's down to this. It's down to Lauren Johnson

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<v Speaker 1>at words by Underscore by underscore l J. J Ari,

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<v Speaker 1>I have no excuse for this. It's on me also, Ari,

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<v Speaker 1>my list of exclusive my list of excuses include, but

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<v Speaker 1>are not limited to the pressure the show. Chris Harrison

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<v Speaker 1>telling me it was the final rose. I'm not worrying

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<v Speaker 1>a sweater that day. All of the l pack is

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<v Speaker 1>a Ryan me around me randomly and see Valentine at

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<v Speaker 1>dead Pandelora's passion bucket is what J C. Calds your

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<v Speaker 1>wife's asshole. Okay, here, this is this is this is how,

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<v Speaker 1>this is my vote. Somehow incorporate passion bucket. We've also

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<v Speaker 1>given you know you can't. You gotta pick one Valentine

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<v Speaker 1>has received more airtime than any other quote of the

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<v Speaker 1>week ever. And that other joke is a finely crafted

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<v Speaker 1>by but is it great joke? There were so many

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<v Speaker 1>great jokes. I gotta go Passion Bucket, Passion bucket, um

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<v Speaker 1>any other week the list wins because I love a

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<v Speaker 1>list list. Passion Bucket is gonna make me laugh for

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<v Speaker 1>like in like five years. It's just so I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>go whether the final episode of this season of Ari Passion,

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<v Speaker 1>but see Di Derian Dolores Passion Buckets, asshole. It's just

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, oh my god. You guys don't forget.

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<v Speaker 1>In between, we have our new Patreon page, w y

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<v Speaker 1>a t R go there. There's all sorts of fun

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<v Speaker 1>things if you miss us in the interim. But more

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<v Speaker 1>than we're also going to be a moon Tower moon

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<v Speaker 1>to I'm coming to moon Tower. Yeah, we're going to stand.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna Jasmine and Alexis I think you're coming. They're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna we're gonna chase Passion how to slide it into

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<v Speaker 1>a hotel DM so she doesn't have to pay for it?

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<v Speaker 1>And it's scared. I'm scared sponsored content. Yeah, I think

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<v Speaker 1>it's only a barbarilla. Oh my god, dancing barbaralla. Yes, yes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so you gotta come on Thursday, Thursdays the night okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and then um we are going to here we go,

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<v Speaker 1>would you. I'm gonna read one email, just pick a

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<v Speaker 1>random email. There's been so many good emails. Oh, this

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<v Speaker 1>is from Anna's friend Keegan Lutrelle and Berlin. I'm also

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<v Speaker 1>a friend of Anna's. I've had countless conversations with her

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<v Speaker 1>about the Bachelor franchise as well as your show. Your

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<v Speaker 1>show is like crack. I live in Berlin, so with

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<v Speaker 1>the time difference, I watched The Bachelor and I immediately

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<v Speaker 1>checked my phone throughout the day like a goddamn Internet

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<v Speaker 1>stalker to see when you post all post your show.

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<v Speaker 1>I've even messaged Anna on the rig asking her when

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<v Speaker 1>it will be out. Seriously, can't get enough. Y'ell are

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<v Speaker 1>hilarious and I'm not sure what I was doing all

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<v Speaker 1>these years watching this reality trash and not getting your commentary.

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<v Speaker 1>It is seriously the only way to watch the Battler

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<v Speaker 1>from here on out for me. Come on okay again,

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<v Speaker 1>so sweet, thank you for listening From Berlin. Don Donca

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<v Speaker 1>Shane like us on iTunes, like us on Facebook. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>forget our new website, Rose podcast dot com. Thank you Nerdice,

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<v Speaker 1>um and the Patreon page. It's back to us. W

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<v Speaker 1>y A t R. Katie, thank you for picking us

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<v Speaker 1>up on Nerdice, Soldier Nerdy Nerdice, thank you for having

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<v Speaker 1>us on. We've loved be on Nerdice and we are

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<v Speaker 1>psyched to go independent. And it's just you Just find

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<v Speaker 1>us on our Rose Podcasts and there's gonna be links

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<v Speaker 1>for all the Spotify and iTunes, all those places. It's

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<v Speaker 1>all gonna be the same. Everything's up there. So Anna,

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<v Speaker 1>Anna and I built it all weekend. She did all

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<v Speaker 1>the heavy lifting. Let's be real. Um, So I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna bother plugging this in because it's gonna sound terrible

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<v Speaker 1>that I am gonna put it on speaker. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>do it acapella. I'm gonna do it acapella. Um. But

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<v Speaker 1>you guys saying it's my new cover band, Passion Boocket,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna be seeing this out. You guys ready for

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<v Speaker 1>the past in Boocket. There we go, there we go.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm hitting and it takes a second, you know, it

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<v Speaker 1>takes it. Oh, won't you bring your passion book. It

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<v Speaker 1>closer to my face. I'm sorry, I'm the Unich Inspector cheat.

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<v Speaker 1>Where's your your tea? Bag? Neck? Like you're not wearing

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<v Speaker 1>God it rests so gently on my classle you know

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<v Speaker 1>like I love that speak. Yeah, we're gonna. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>do special episodes with Laurie. You can ask or anything

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<v Speaker 1>I might head done. Deane, this fucking email us where

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<v Speaker 1>you want. Okay. Bye,