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Speaker 1: Will you accept this rose? My name is Art and Marine.
Speaker 1: I am so so honored and delighted to be here
Speaker 1: rounding out this season of the Bachelor. I didn't it
Speaker 1: was an exciting season. This Vanilla real estate agent piece
Speaker 1: of ship gave us, gave us an exciting season. To
Speaker 1: my left, my co host, my woman. I missed so
Speaker 1: hard for those seven days that she was in the
Speaker 1: penalty box. I kept throwing her snacks like jujubes and
Speaker 1: lemon heads in her penalty box and she didn't care.
Speaker 1: She was just she was off doing her own things.
Speaker 1: I love her so much. She looks just like gal Gado.
Speaker 1: You might know her as miss Erin. Happy to be
Speaker 1: here and thank you for feeding me in the penalty.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I missed you so much. I'm thrilled
Speaker 1: that we are rounding out the season. Yeah, what season?
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Speaker 1: I'm a Unich I'm the Unich Chief. Guys, Katie, it's
Speaker 1: scary Unich Chief Chief. I'm sorry, sir, you're packing to
Speaker 1: my chee. You've got to get out of here. I'm
Speaker 1: the Unich cheek. I want to say to you. I
Speaker 1: was thinking I don't want to brag, but I tread
Speaker 1: the boards in the fifth grade. At the age of nine.
Speaker 1: We did Macbeth in my fifth grade class. I played McDuff,
Speaker 1: but um, I thought, I still remember the three witches
Speaker 1: at the beginning. I feel like the witches again, sisters
Speaker 1: in thunder lightning or in Rain when the Holy Burly's done,
Speaker 1: when the bed was okay. I had to play McDuff
Speaker 1: because I looked like Ron Howard. I look like a boy. McBeth,
Speaker 1: no anime I was. I was a little man. I
Speaker 1: had a sword and a cape and a little red
Speaker 1: bowl cut and I was going up against McBeth. I
Speaker 1: mean Macbeth didn't have a chance with What was my class?
Speaker 1: What were they doing? Why were we doing that play
Speaker 1: in fifth grade? Uh? Some torturous theater teachers. That's a
Speaker 1: fancy school. I mean it was. We also learned about
Speaker 1: we also we were doing Red Rover at We also
Speaker 1: learned about Cleveland steamers in sex class. Why what a
Speaker 1: sex class? I mean, not like sex or whatever. Sex
Speaker 1: is a Cleveland steamer when someone shits on your chest. Yes,
Speaker 1: and yes, you were taught that golden showers. That was
Speaker 1: in eighth grade. Teacher actually said that golden showers thick
Speaker 1: massage ches to tax that she goes. Some homosexuals are
Speaker 1: aroused by your naton on one another. I don't where
Speaker 1: did you go to school? Was that outside or in?
Speaker 1: That's not just homosexual the President of the United States,
Speaker 1: blame me. There's so much wrong with everything about the
Speaker 1: the the homophobia in that statement, the fact that they're teaching.
Speaker 1: I mean, I had not held hands with a boy,
Speaker 1: and I was afraid he's going to go right to
Speaker 1: ship on my face. I don't even know how to
Speaker 1: take steaking of Cleveland Steamers. Get started, you guys, All right,
Speaker 1: here we go. They start out, but let me just
Speaker 1: start with the first line, and then we'll do the
Speaker 1: general and then we'll go through the specifics. The first line,
Speaker 1: these pieces of ship start with poor sweet Becca crying
Speaker 1: and then going do you love him? And her going yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean it's just like they like as if they
Speaker 1: didn't like twist the knife enough. Now. I was out
Speaker 1: till midnight last night, so I didn't get to and
Speaker 1: I accidentally saw that Becca was the bachelorette. And I
Speaker 1: will say watching it knowing, which bummed me out that
Speaker 1: I knew, but watching it, I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: she drank the kool a. They told her that her
Speaker 1: narrative is like, this is part of my story before
Speaker 1: they even announced it, because I was watching for that, like, well,
Speaker 1: it's all part of my story. Like they clearly gave
Speaker 1: her talk because I watched it again this morning because
Speaker 1: I wanted to see how I perceived it. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: also I wanted to be good for you, ladies. I've
Speaker 1: missed you. I wanted to bring in some you could
Speaker 1: in the corner and thrill. Oh, it's just like it's
Speaker 1: just like fifth grade. I can't wait to cut my
Speaker 1: hair in a bowl and put on a cake. Brothers.
Speaker 1: But here's the question. This is the thing that I'm
Speaker 1: fascinated by. Did they do you think they manufactured this
Speaker 1: public sympathy and this account to buy her a drink
Speaker 1: and because they knew they were going to sign her
Speaker 1: as the me You think they decided, Oh, it's gonna
Speaker 1: be her, Now you gotta ride this way. Oh okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I think they knew when I think when they knew
Speaker 1: and it all went down, they must have decided that.
Speaker 1: I think that you don't think it was the social
Speaker 1: media backlash? No, I they knew he was going to
Speaker 1: be hated. I felt like it started even I felt
Speaker 1: it was all real when she was in her cold
Speaker 1: shoulder top. But then the second first of all, they
Speaker 1: sent her, let's just get started. They we started, okay, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: but I but we were talking generally. And by the way,
Speaker 1: we've missed you all year overall. How do you rate
Speaker 1: the season? We haven't heard your thoughts all season. We
Speaker 1: missed you. I hate him, but it was a good
Speaker 1: it was a great season. Him was such a season.
Speaker 1: I hate him him, hate him. He's the worst, and
Speaker 1: he's also got the most transparently uncomfortable laugh. He's like
Speaker 1: you can tell when he's about to do something shitty.
Speaker 1: He's dangerous because his I realized part of his danger
Speaker 1: is he hasn't He's handsome, but in a very safe
Speaker 1: he's he looks nice. He looks like a nice person,
Speaker 1: which is what is like a serial killer? Like you
Speaker 1: know about okay, Like he feels like a site like
Speaker 1: do you always know because you've learned about profiling things.
Speaker 1: Doesn't he feel like a sociopath? No, he doesn't know.
Speaker 1: You said psychopath yesterday. I don't know what jack Stone
Speaker 1: and Stone and Stone still seems like a sociopath. But
Speaker 1: I don't think Ari is a sociopath. I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't even know if he's technically a narcissist. I think
Speaker 1: he genuinely doesn't know what he wants. He just went
Speaker 1: with what his family said. That's why he picked back up.
Speaker 1: He does feel like a sex addict love addict to me,
Speaker 1: where he loves giving the gift of it. Like, I
Speaker 1: think he gets off on watching stuff I love he's
Speaker 1: I think he loves saying I love you to somebody
Speaker 1: and then the next person was like, and I love
Speaker 1: you too, Like I think he loves it. I think
Speaker 1: the producers suggested to him that that would make a
Speaker 1: more compelling ending, so he did it. But he did
Speaker 1: it to four three or four. I think he could have.
Speaker 1: I think he could fall in love with a light pole. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think he did. I think Laurens is probably a
Speaker 1: very nice lady. But what the fuck she's Katie shaking
Speaker 1: her head. You think she's not nice? No, no, Katie know,
Speaker 1: I think she's nice. I just think she just doesn't
Speaker 1: talk and maybe she's better off air, maybe like she's
Speaker 1: nervous in front of the camera. Like maybe this is
Speaker 1: jumping ahead a little bit but at one point he goes, oh,
Speaker 1: we talked for like three day day and I was like,
Speaker 1: what were you just like silent on the phone for
Speaker 1: three hours a day? Yeah, just off you see, like
Speaker 1: I love lamp like lamp. So we were here, we are,
Speaker 1: we're in the studio or on like the Pier one set.
Speaker 1: That's the you know, he rated Pier one and they
Speaker 1: set up the fucking they put up some like thick
Speaker 1: Lantern was actually shut live at Pier one on Highlands.
Speaker 1: He's the manager there, so the manager. So then they
Speaker 1: have they replayed I think, what maybe the biggest piece
Speaker 1: of ship statement that's ever happened. I this is how
Speaker 1: he did it. I feel like maybe the more I
Speaker 1: hung out with you, the more I was losing the
Speaker 1: possibility of reconciling with Lauren. You mean because we're engaged. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's why I when Chris Harrison's like, I'm receiving all
Speaker 1: this hate ball hate mail or you must be feeling
Speaker 1: like you're getting And we say this before, like we're
Speaker 1: not angry that he had a change of heart, but
Speaker 1: the way he did it was so disgusting and such
Speaker 1: a lack of respect. And he had another opportunity to
Speaker 1: at least at least help himself and be a human
Speaker 1: being last night and he did it again. I just
Speaker 1: want to tell you mysels feel so happy that this
Speaker 1: podcast exists, Like I agree, I agree, and I feel
Speaker 1: so grateful and to be able to end it, like
Speaker 1: really end it like sky diving together, the Witches of Macbeth,
Speaker 1: the Witches of East It guys, for those millennials out there,
Speaker 1: that was a very exciting movie starting share. Okay, So
Speaker 1: then she was so great moon struck, look it up. Okay,
Speaker 1: So then they they send then a b C sends
Speaker 1: this brokenhearted queen back on Southwest middle seat with a
Speaker 1: fucking go pro on the kids. She just set that
Speaker 1: go pro on the middle seat on Southwest. It was
Speaker 1: Southwest middle seat. I was, I was, I was literally dying.
Speaker 1: That's the worst than what happened to her with Ari.
Speaker 1: It's Southwest of itself. Literally last Aboard sees she just
Speaker 1: got dumped on national television. So dis thought she forgot
Speaker 1: to check in early. Ye didn't even line up and yeah,
Speaker 1: she was like because she had just been dumbed. She
Speaker 1: was like, oh funk, it's too late, and like maybe
Speaker 1: did she have to go pro herself. I think you
Speaker 1: think there was there was not a crew there. You
Speaker 1: think she handed the camera to another passenger and said,
Speaker 1: can you just hit me sadly picking up my bag
Speaker 1: because someone else shots and it was also on the
Speaker 1: front of the clipped it. So then here's my theory here.
Speaker 1: So then here's my theory. My theory is when she
Speaker 1: actually got back to Minnesota. I actually think when they
Speaker 1: made her look back at the photo album and look
Speaker 1: at the videos and read her journal, I think they'd
Speaker 1: already made her the Bachelor, and she knew it, and
Speaker 1: she knew it, so they were like I think she was.
Speaker 1: I think it was a couple of weeks. I was
Speaker 1: curious if you would pinpoint that moment because I wasn't
Speaker 1: sure because I already knew, because I knew in advance
Speaker 1: of watching the show. And I thought, oh, okay, she's
Speaker 1: a little more poised. She's like she's acting now, she's
Speaker 1: acting like I want you to look at this and
Speaker 1: feel set, rather than the day before she was fucking devastating,
Speaker 1: like whatever. The scene before it was raw and real
Speaker 1: and she was a mess, like do you love him?
Speaker 1: Like she was a mess, and this one was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: that her hammock Stein was like, like, I think looking
Speaker 1: at polaroids. Yeah, like anyone has a polaroid hammer anymore.
Speaker 1: That was a real question. I she had polaroids coming
Speaker 1: from scenes shot? Yeah was continuity. Like their printer broke,
Speaker 1: they didn't get WiFi there, so like all right, let's
Speaker 1: go get a let's go because they're out in the tent.
Speaker 1: Maybe so they like I wanted like a cardboard cut
Speaker 1: out of our being, like like a cardboard cut out,
Speaker 1: just like keep it going. It was so so then
Speaker 1: they go, so then they oh and I again, I
Speaker 1: didn't watch the season, so I'm gonna have to ask
Speaker 1: you three gals. They were Chris Harrison was so fucking psyched.
Speaker 1: And this guy, the person who has the closest experience
Speaker 1: is Jason Jason masnick Is. He's Jason is so psyched
Speaker 1: to be a part of it. Do we like him?
Speaker 1: He's not even I never liked him, Katie? Did you
Speaker 1: like him? Did you like him? Well? I met them
Speaker 1: both at UM Remember what ABC a couple of years
Speaker 1: ago had after The Bachelor went that's how we catch
Speaker 1: And they were there as a couple and they again
Speaker 1: it's like, what happens, Well, we eviscerate everyone the safety
Speaker 1: where we're according the secret bat cave, and then you
Speaker 1: meet them and you, oh god there n they're nice. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm glad that they I mean, as far as like
Speaker 1: there's just some people you gravitate towards watching on the
Speaker 1: Bachelor and Bachelor. I just was like with him, like
Speaker 1: it you know what I mean? Because I didn't watch
Speaker 1: his season. He's not that But honestly, he wasn't that likable.
Speaker 1: Did you watch the Sea? I didn't want that. So
Speaker 1: he's not cute, not likable. That's a tough but he's
Speaker 1: cute enough, but he's not like a human pride. It
Speaker 1: was so it was so crazy because he did it
Speaker 1: on after the Rows, you know, or what is it
Speaker 1: called the Yeah? After the Final? Yeah, he did it.
Speaker 1: I didn't see it. What happened, Well, he did it
Speaker 1: on Bachelor. Historian Laurie who I've been talking to. Laurie
Speaker 1: said the thing that she kept pointing out to me,
Speaker 1: and she's been on fire, she's been on fire. She
Speaker 1: was saying that he's been very very open through the
Speaker 1: whole process about the one thing that he regretted, and
Speaker 1: it was like the one thing he regretted was doing
Speaker 1: it publicly, that he wished he'd been more respectful to
Speaker 1: the woman that he let go, and that he was
Speaker 1: that he was first engaged to, that he really regretted
Speaker 1: getting talked into by the Producersthnic. So so apparently, like
Speaker 1: everyone who knows anything about The Bachelor knows that he
Speaker 1: regretted it. And that was around the same time that
Speaker 1: Ari was there with ding Dong what was her name, Emily,
Speaker 1: So like, I don't know, Like he apparently was very public,
Speaker 1: like I wish I had gone. I don't feel good
Speaker 1: about how it went down, and it was super public
Speaker 1: because that was the only time in Bachelor history that
Speaker 1: that had happened. So everyone everyone's like, don't pull a mesnic,
Speaker 1: Like it's like the rhetoric. Yeah, um yeah, well obviously
Speaker 1: you would never do that, you would never do it
Speaker 1: in public. Q are doing it in the worst way possible.
Speaker 1: So then we see are A driving to Virginia Beach,
Speaker 1: and then we find out later that he already knows
Speaker 1: she's accepted, Like we find out after the fact that
Speaker 1: he already knows. He's driving shady timeline. I know he's
Speaker 1: so we see him driving and thinking, and they did
Speaker 1: some flashbacks. So he's got he's driving his white Jeep.
Speaker 1: No more corvettes, like they're not going to spring for
Speaker 1: real helicopter. So he's driving a white Jeep rental and
Speaker 1: you see him acting like and then they play over
Speaker 1: it the memories of he like it's like the soft
Speaker 1: focused memories. It almost reminded me of the traumatic Experience flashbacks,
Speaker 1: where but it was him like him driving and thinking
Speaker 1: about the good times. And then he arrives and he
Speaker 1: is going, why weing a panic attack? That actually felt
Speaker 1: fairly authentic, But that's because you couldn't see his face.
Speaker 1: I know, he's such a piece of ship. It was
Speaker 1: you heard him say it while he was standing at
Speaker 1: the front door blocked by a bush. And I just
Speaker 1: wanted her family. I wanted her family to jump out
Speaker 1: done with Confederate flags. Her mom yeah hugely. Dad was
Speaker 1: like military guy like, yeah, I wanted a shotgun on
Speaker 1: the lawn in his box USA. Yeah. So then, um
Speaker 1: so then they're going back and forth and she's in
Speaker 1: the snow dragging that huge bag up alone on the stairs.
Speaker 1: She's like a dispend a lie. I guess she's crying
Speaker 1: looking at the books, and then they like they cut
Speaker 1: to they were back in the studio and there's our girl,
Speaker 1: Becco with giant and earrings. I love. She loves the state,
Speaker 1: huge chandelier, loves if it's making up for hair. But
Speaker 1: she's so she's got your short hair. And then bamn,
Speaker 1: she's so cute. It's like over her after last night.
Speaker 1: She was cute until last night. You didn't like her less? Okay, okay, um,
Speaker 1: So then we have um so they they we see
Speaker 1: Becca talking about it. He said to Becca. Uh the
Speaker 1: Becca k that he and Lauren couldn't have conversation. She's like,
Speaker 1: I can't see those two ending up together. So they
Speaker 1: we're back outside the house. He's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: why am I freaking out? Why am I having a
Speaker 1: panic attack? And uh And then he walked up and
Speaker 1: that's when I was like, this motherfucker has a nice face.
Speaker 1: That's what he looked cute in his coat. He's walking up.
Speaker 1: He's got a nice face. He does have like a
Speaker 1: harmless he does look and how a sudden he's like
Speaker 1: that he has a dagger and she jumped in his
Speaker 1: arms immediately at the door. Immediately no family around. Oh well,
Speaker 1: I'm I know, I'm just I'm okay. I just wanted
Speaker 1: to say, like, the whole time, we just kept saying,
Speaker 1: if Lauren sees the exchange between Becca and Ari, how
Speaker 1: can you go back to a person after that exchange?
Speaker 1: And then he's like, oh, we didn't watch and we
Speaker 1: didn't think I was like, oh my god. It felt
Speaker 1: like even more he was like a fucking psycho like
Speaker 1: he It almost felt like he was like, don't watch
Speaker 1: this and Lauren, and Lauren's like, okay, you can clearly see,
Speaker 1: like the way she looks at him, there's a weird
Speaker 1: thing of like and like there's this weird kind of
Speaker 1: like I'm I've broken down, Barry, I'm giving myself to you.
Speaker 1: I'm giving doesn't matter what he does, It didn't matter what.
Speaker 1: But I literally it's like, how do I not watch
Speaker 1: all the time? Yeah, agreed, you know what. I will
Speaker 1: say this though, reading the tabloids talk and guessing which
Speaker 1: because the tabloids, which also was leaked by ABC that
Speaker 1: he was going to propose to one and end up
Speaker 1: going back to the other. I was leaked by ABC
Speaker 1: to get ratings, and this is highest rated Bachelor finale
Speaker 1: in decades. So they did it. It's a nice water
Speaker 1: and it was probably I need that, So I thought, oh,
Speaker 1: it's he wants to marry Lauren, but his family is
Speaker 1: saying Becca, He's going to propose to Becca and then
Speaker 1: he's going to go back to Lauren. And I don't
Speaker 1: I think if Lauren were to watch everything leading up
Speaker 1: to that, even she would see that she and Ari
Speaker 1: were better together than Ari and Becca. Ari and Becca
Speaker 1: felt like like he was talking himself into it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it was like their friendly there was they had
Speaker 1: no chemistry. They didn't want to mean while he's like
Speaker 1: running away from the cameraman in kiss her like it
Speaker 1: to me was very clear that she was the one.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the whole time she would be upset. I
Speaker 1: really don't. I think if she were to watch it,
Speaker 1: she would be like, Mom, honey, you're kind of scummy.
Speaker 1: But I don't know if she would think I think
Speaker 1: you're right. I know she definitely looks up to him,
Speaker 1: like he's kind of a cult leader, but I don't
Speaker 1: think he's clever enough to be malicious or psychotic. Those
Speaker 1: your real eyelashes are so pretty? Yes, what kind of mescar? No?
Speaker 1: I put put revital ash on at night. Is that
Speaker 1: that thing that Bricksfield sells that can make people know
Speaker 1: that's the one that causes No, that's lataste. You have
Speaker 1: to get a prescription. This you can get on Amazon.
Speaker 1: How much it's sixty two, But that lasts a few months, alright,
Speaker 1: just by eleven dollar sweaters. Yeah, and you can put God,
Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta get an NI. Yes, I can
Speaker 1: get eleven dollar. I want to get back to that
Speaker 1: point because I think it's a good point, because I
Speaker 1: think he's dumb as rocks. I think he's not even
Speaker 1: he literally he's an egotistical, selfish, stupid, fucking idiot kind
Speaker 1: of ding dong who's like my dad's I don't know
Speaker 1: my dad's. It says, who's fucking famous. I'm Dad's tom Brady.
Speaker 1: You know, like, okay, I got to I funk all
Speaker 1: the girls. I okay, I football the girl you're bringing
Speaker 1: in the little Lennie. You're bringing a little Lennie, a
Speaker 1: little Lenny to the table. That's my acting style. He's, uh, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right. I think he's just he is, No, he
Speaker 1: is almost no self awareness that he when he's delivering
Speaker 1: the worst things you could possibly say to another human,
Speaker 1: like he's the whole time he was talking to Becca,
Speaker 1: I literally was like, he can't wait to get out
Speaker 1: of there, like I know they made him stay hold
Speaker 1: on this. Yeah, this felt like he was like can
Speaker 1: I can? I know he was. And here's the thing.
Speaker 1: This is also I hate to say it because I
Speaker 1: love the Batchelor. I love you guys. I hate to
Speaker 1: throw a wrench into this. But that was edited footage,
Speaker 1: thank you, because because he left when the breakup and
Speaker 1: not last night's episode. When he left, his camera went
Speaker 1: off and they just stayed on her. His camera came
Speaker 1: back on and he was walking back in. Every time
Speaker 1: his camera went off was a producer coming up to
Speaker 1: him saying going in. So it was edited footage. It
Speaker 1: was tortuously long, and it shows you why you want
Speaker 1: to edit to do. Just trust me. It was like
Speaker 1: why and it's here I said this yesterday. But my
Speaker 1: two favorite treats where one person said he went outside,
Speaker 1: He's sang himself a La Miss song because that's what
Speaker 1: his tattooous. He's got a lame his tattoo, that's his
Speaker 1: tattoo from Lass. He saying himself that tattoo, that tis
Speaker 1: fucking tattoo. And then somebody else and then somebody else
Speaker 1: treated like how fucking confusing is that maze of a house?
Speaker 1: Like what could worth layout? I was like a hotel.
Speaker 1: This is I guarantee you the air being beat someone's
Speaker 1: actual home. Imagine if that was your home, and now
Speaker 1: you have to like walk around with a stage. I
Speaker 1: wish we lived there, and I wish you and I
Speaker 1: lived there. I drive you crazy because I keep you
Speaker 1: up too late. Okay. So then so then that's why
Speaker 1: my my my way to blanket that like most like
Speaker 1: just to keep me in one place. We did well
Speaker 1: in our hotel room. Yeah, but then I but then
Speaker 1: I like I pounced on you, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I just want to stay every night the lumber party
Speaker 1: when I have access. Okay. So then so he's like,
Speaker 1: why am I freaking out? So then and then I
Speaker 1: have to say she Laura was very articulate. She said,
Speaker 1: I felt extremely alone. I lost you on the same
Speaker 1: day you got engaged. I really needed my family around me.
Speaker 1: This is the hardest breakup I've ever gone through. And
Speaker 1: he's like, you know what, I'm confidence in you. In
Speaker 1: the end, She's like, why did you ask her? And
Speaker 1: he's like, logic took over. I was trying to make
Speaker 1: it work. That actually felt real. And then he was like,
Speaker 1: I am the thousand percent over Becca. I will always
Speaker 1: be with you. And she said I forgive you. I
Speaker 1: want you back, and she goes, well you got me
Speaker 1: and uh and she goes just M I I and engagement.
Speaker 1: I hope that doesn't take much longer, ladies. Yeah, she's
Speaker 1: just like scurries into his pocket. She does. I mean
Speaker 1: she was I I had compassion for her on the couch.
Speaker 1: I felt that she was well spoken, but there is
Speaker 1: no I wish I'd be like I wish he was like,
Speaker 1: get the fuck out, But that's not who she is.
Speaker 1: And that's why she's the best choice for him. Pick
Speaker 1: up and move to his city today, I know, and
Speaker 1: then we'll get there. When he blamed Becca because of her,
Speaker 1: my god, I was like, well, you were working and
Speaker 1: we were apart. Someone in the audience was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess what dick women were. Oh my god, he's yeah,
Speaker 1: that's why she's perfect for him. She's perfect for him.
Speaker 1: I think she deserves a higher income and she's gonna
Speaker 1: be a trophy wife, which is what I think she's
Speaker 1: going to be. She should be hitching her card to
Speaker 1: a bigger think he's nothing. His dad apparently has like
Speaker 1: twenty million dollars, so he will eventually be okay, So
Speaker 1: that okay, Well then the fine good for her, Start
Speaker 1: a slow poisoning and get that fucking cash, you know,
Speaker 1: because yeah, yeah, yeah, dealing with him, I mean as
Speaker 1: baby as soon as possible. Then divorced. He goes on
Speaker 1: Dancing with the Stars, shows up in the middle of
Speaker 1: shooting Bachelor at says I made him say, oh no, yeah, anyway,
Speaker 1: So then my timeline's fucked up. That's what that can
Speaker 1: We also discussed the timeline whenever you get a chance. Okay,
Speaker 1: we're almost there. We can discussed. It was discussed. It
Speaker 1: was just so. Now we're back in the studio audience,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Okay, all the gals are there. We've got Becka,
Speaker 1: Caroline TSCN Kendall. I want to say, Caroline is so
Speaker 1: fucking thirsty to be on Paradise. This lady who had
Speaker 1: no time on The Bachelor, who happened to go, I
Speaker 1: know what you did. I don't remember her. I don't
Speaker 1: I Honestly, I don't remember ever seeing her. Did she
Speaker 1: get to the end. No, No, Like I think a
Speaker 1: producer wants to fuck her. She's been in the audience
Speaker 1: and like their talk too much. They kept going to
Speaker 1: hurt Caroline's nobody. I think some daddy has a crush
Speaker 1: on her. Pretty every somebody, one of the producers wants
Speaker 1: to bone her, and it's like, I'll get you a
Speaker 1: front and center, and like every other thing that comes
Speaker 1: out her mouth is like Mexico, I like cocktails, being pharmacy,
Speaker 1: and she she might be she might end up going
Speaker 1: to well she's you're right, She's like, that's why Becca
Speaker 1: is there, That's why they're those planies are all there,
Speaker 1: because that's not I kept looking at well, I already
Speaker 1: knew an advance. Unfortunately I figured it had so then
Speaker 1: so then so now we start asking the gals there
Speaker 1: go what did you think of it? And then one
Speaker 1: of them, I think Becca says, unbelievable. He's not a
Speaker 1: genuine person. He says what he needs to say to
Speaker 1: the person who is in front of him to get
Speaker 1: what he wants. He's an incredibly manipulative person. I like her,
Speaker 1: I don't like her no, I did. I think everything
Speaker 1: she said after that, she's trying to get your face
Speaker 1: came on camera. She pushed Kendall's faces just everything she said.
Speaker 1: And when when Chris Harrison was like, come up here,
Speaker 1: she was like, oh, like a like an ape the
Speaker 1: seal ape across between a performing seal and an ape
Speaker 1: seal that needed to eat. She just like to run
Speaker 1: up on that stage and then realized she got up
Speaker 1: there first, got her face on the camera. She's hugging
Speaker 1: back up, back of hugging back up, and then she realizes,
Speaker 1: I gotta sit on the couch first, So now she
Speaker 1: knows someone's gonna be sitting on her, so she's trying
Speaker 1: to get the skinniest chick to sit on. Then she
Speaker 1: then trying to jam her and then balancing the ball
Speaker 1: on her nose at the whole time, and I'm looking
Speaker 1: the most thirst she did. She did push Kendall. You
Speaker 1: saw her tap and push aside Kenda face and then
Speaker 1: taking that the I was sharpie out and writing star
Speaker 1: quality on her forehead. I was like easy I did
Speaker 1: on Bubble Boy. There was a dude that was on
Speaker 1: it with me, who shall remain nameless, who was the
Speaker 1: thirstiest motherfucker, and he would literally take your face and
Speaker 1: shove it. He would literally shove your face aside like
Speaker 1: he was like an extra that got himself like moved
Speaker 1: up like and he was like would shove his face
Speaker 1: aside and like, yeah, he would like move you to
Speaker 1: get It's so clear when someone's at thurstay. That's what
Speaker 1: I was seeing in Beground from the middle of the
Speaker 1: show on after she because she is eloquent, and but
Speaker 1: then I just I just realized, Oh she is. She's
Speaker 1: twenty two and she's she's so excited about going to
Speaker 1: Bachelor in Paradise. She she's gonna be I don't know
Speaker 1: what is she making money? Making money selling shirts, catfoon
Speaker 1: and ship they all are they as It's crazy. Well,
Speaker 1: I remember when we were when I was in Nashville
Speaker 1: and I went to James Taylor's house. He didn't like
Speaker 1: they get like their rent paid if they just napchat.
Speaker 1: I can't even that'll get me down, like it like
Speaker 1: you have like just trying to hone all your skills,
Speaker 1: such a writer and performances, just like I like cat
Speaker 1: food and it's like one million dollars in their back account.
Speaker 1: Speaking of which, Perina does have I've Got a Code
Speaker 1: Rose podcast a wellness. If you're a kitty cat is
Speaker 1: feeling stressed out by arid? Have you had any bleachable
Speaker 1: moments today? Oh? Actually, I did kill a hobo out back,
Speaker 1: and I don't want any of the traces of that
Speaker 1: in my car fibers. I do have a moment, the
Speaker 1: most controversial bleachable moment, both getting the states out and
Speaker 1: getting the DNA gone. If you're playing the hobo drinking game,
Speaker 1: will listening to this podcast. I love that. Wow. I
Speaker 1: love that. That's amazing. That's amazing that Wow, I love that. Wow,
Speaker 1: I love I love that I panicked I killed him that. Wow,
Speaker 1: that's so Italian. Okay said, not beautiful, but wow, that's
Speaker 1: so so. That's so perfect. He has zero empathy empathy.
Speaker 1: If he could easily dismiss his relationship with Becca, then
Speaker 1: he probably shouldn't be having gotten down more than one
Speaker 1: knee a few minutes before. That's correct. Correct. So then
Speaker 1: they said what I have to say. I also appreciated
Speaker 1: at that moment because I'm still team Becca and even
Speaker 1: though she's thirsty. I here's what I appreciate it. ABC
Speaker 1: clearly wanted to turn this narrative to get like a
Speaker 1: wedding out of Ari and Lauren later. So they were like,
Speaker 1: people were mad at us. I'm Chris Chers, and people
Speaker 1: were mad at me for airing this. And so then
Speaker 1: Becca goes, yeah, you should do it privately. He had
Speaker 1: the choice, he chose not to. And then but then
Speaker 1: you have like sweet lovely cn and and Kendall going no,
Speaker 1: it needed to be seen, and I thought that was
Speaker 1: so weird. I was like, because they're backing up the
Speaker 1: franchise and they want to go to Paradise. They're backing
Speaker 1: up and that's already been invited to Paradise. They haven't. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: she's been invited on she got women tell all. He
Speaker 1: said they called her mother, her mom, mother reports and
Speaker 1: Chris was like, let's call your mom, hey, mom, she
Speaker 1: might be missing for two weeks. Two weeks is that
Speaker 1: all it takes me? How that's how long? That's how
Speaker 1: long she was missing before. And so that's why I mean,
Speaker 1: I think a couple of months. I don't think it's
Speaker 1: that line. I think it's like three weeks tops. Okay. Anyway,
Speaker 1: so she's been invited, and I think the rest of
Speaker 1: them are because a lot of the people flipping out
Speaker 1: and saying that's just Sean Lowe was saying, did they
Speaker 1: just blindside that girl? Like all these people saying things about, oh,
Speaker 1: they shouldn't have done this to bACC Up. But everyone
Speaker 1: was ending their tweets with I'm still watching though, like
Speaker 1: everyone was still sup warding the fild that was like,
Speaker 1: it's pretty He was like, this should stop so awful,
Speaker 1: this should stop. Why are they still do because he
Speaker 1: actually seems like he has a strong moral fiber. Yes,
Speaker 1: and I think he's spiritual. Yeah yeah, if not downright,
Speaker 1: I think he's he's urban Christian. I think he was.
Speaker 1: He was the one that kept saying this is wrong.
Speaker 1: Why are they doing this? He didn't say so the
Speaker 1: gals were at Lord. It was like a little bit yeah,
Speaker 1: it was like, Lord, please step strike that sunset realized
Speaker 1: he was tweeting at the New Zealand singer. She stopped
Speaker 1: that she actually lure d a correct um. But so then, yes,
Speaker 1: you know, the all the ones that are not so
Speaker 1: Becca could speak freely about what the funk and the
Speaker 1: restaurant were like. And they also count on her to
Speaker 1: be the wild child they're telling that's her narrative. And
Speaker 1: so then somebody said, of Becca, I hope that Lauren
Speaker 1: gets out of there as soon as possible. And then
Speaker 1: Caroline would not shut up, and then Becca shut her down.
Speaker 1: Becka am like over talked her because they were like
Speaker 1: having a like I would. A part of me is like, Caroline,
Speaker 1: I don't even know who you are and I don't
Speaker 1: really particularly find you that charming. You gotta go. So
Speaker 1: then somebody says, well, she's Beckett says she's in love
Speaker 1: with him. Caroline's thirsty. Becca says, oh my god, so thirsty.
Speaker 1: And then um so then they so then they've looked
Speaker 1: at houses together, so let's talk about the timeline. Um oh,
Speaker 1: do we bring up? Beck up? Beck up? Okay? So
Speaker 1: she goes watching that. Okay, so here's the thing where
Speaker 1: I knew that she had gotten her hands because I
Speaker 1: knew she was a bachelor. She goes, They're like, were
Speaker 1: you mad that we did that? Because I read a
Speaker 1: article where she was like, yeah, I'm mad that he
Speaker 1: shouldn't have done it on air. She said that to
Speaker 1: People magazine, but then last night she was like, you
Speaker 1: know what it needed to happen. Watching back really helps
Speaker 1: get me closure I don't know how he reached that decision,
Speaker 1: but we looked at houses together. But like she had
Speaker 1: said in an interview, I think he shouldn't have done that.
Speaker 1: And now that she's the best of course, why would
Speaker 1: you act friend that that's not closure When you have
Speaker 1: to see a horror film again and again, it's just
Speaker 1: more pain. I'm doing wealth, I'm doing okay. And then
Speaker 1: he had the billboard, the billboard Ari, you know, it's
Speaker 1: just leave. I like that that six and all are fun.
Speaker 1: I thought was really fun and charmed. I thought she
Speaker 1: was sweet that she's donated yet to cancer, like I
Speaker 1: I like, I love. I thought that was the sweetest.
Speaker 1: That was nice because and they're matching at six um
Speaker 1: and then they bring out Ari and she was like,
Speaker 1: when did you know? Like and why would you hide
Speaker 1: from me that you reached out to her? And he goes,
Speaker 1: you were working, he we were apart, you were working again,
Speaker 1: Like it's another opportunity. It's like, woe is me, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get all this hate mail. Everyone's gonna hate me.
Speaker 1: So here's yet another her opportunity to rectify the situation.
Speaker 1: You sit down on the couch and you're like, first
Speaker 1: of all, I handled that situation so poorly. I deeply apologize.
Speaker 1: I thought I was doing the right thing instead of
Speaker 1: after the rose, I completely screwed up. I'm so embarrassed.
Speaker 1: You just go through the litany of like a human
Speaker 1: being with real feelings that has respect for fiance, human
Speaker 1: being A then your fiancee and he just again, you
Speaker 1: promised me when you get married you always kill her
Speaker 1: my fiance, fiance, have you met my fiance, my paget rister,
Speaker 1: I've taken on a throatle um. Yeah, it just was.
Speaker 1: It just made me so. I was so angry. She said,
Speaker 1: you didn't back up or respect for your fiance. You
Speaker 1: did not have my back. And then Chris Harrison interrupted
Speaker 1: and said, are you ready for the next chapter. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: Kendall is over there crying. What was she weeping? She
Speaker 1: was weeping and like falling over and Kendall has been
Speaker 1: a pillar of strength and non blinking taxed her the
Speaker 1: whole time. I was like, I thought she was going
Speaker 1: to be the batl at we all wanted that. But
Speaker 1: I'm happy for that. This is a good story. This
Speaker 1: is good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I kept going, what's going
Speaker 1: on with with a sweet Kendall and then and then
Speaker 1: she that was weird, and then she she goes, do
Speaker 1: you regret anything? And he goes, I regret proposing, I
Speaker 1: mean again like brutal, Like you could just say it,
Speaker 1: like I regret that I didn't have not strength and
Speaker 1: the wherewithal as a human being just to date longer.
Speaker 1: Just regret Like it's just like She's and Katie, what
Speaker 1: did you think? Did you talk to your mom yet? No?
Speaker 1: I texted her and she didn't get back to me
Speaker 1: because I was at the Clippers game last night. So
Speaker 1: the what you play? Yeah, I mean the whole thing
Speaker 1: just feel like I don't know that they were all
Speaker 1: just idiots, and I just felt like Chris Harrison was
Speaker 1: like egging them on. Everyone on Twitter kept comparing him
Speaker 1: to Stanley Tucci's character and in her games, and that's
Speaker 1: what I felt like. He was like I never saw that,
Speaker 1: what is what is that character? Chris Harrison? He's like,
Speaker 1: he's like the spokesperson for the game. So they're literally
Speaker 1: killing each other. Okay, okay, yeah, motivating everyone to sacrifice
Speaker 1: for the forward movement the game. My mom called me
Speaker 1: and said that that she my mom goes, well, she
Speaker 1: just got back to after her like, lady getaway Barcelona.
Speaker 1: I'm Jenna in a little company with Barcelona. She goes, well,
Speaker 1: Lauren b as a personality of a house plant. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. He was like, he's just the horny um
Speaker 1: horny mom said Horney. I don't know, she said Horney,
Speaker 1: but I think she's like, I can't keep it as pap.
Speaker 1: She's like she was all upset. So then so then
Speaker 1: so then they go she goes, you robbed me of
Speaker 1: my first proposal. That was so I did actually I
Speaker 1: understood that that was it was it was theft because
Speaker 1: it wasn't She's proposed to and says yes, and that's
Speaker 1: the rest of their lives. She was, so, that is
Speaker 1: a terrible thing to take away from it. And she
Speaker 1: did say and I knew in advance she did say,
Speaker 1: but it adds to my story. That's yeah. Watching it again,
Speaker 1: I was like, I wish I didn't know, but like
Speaker 1: because I did know, Like I'm like, I didn't I
Speaker 1: didn't know because I got home really late after the
Speaker 1: show and I turned it on. But when she said that,
Speaker 1: like it was so abrupt, I was like, and she
Speaker 1: didn't feel she goes, no, ill will it as to
Speaker 1: my story. So then Jason Mesnick's coming up for what
Speaker 1: not to do. You're both in realistate and he goes, yeah, man,
Speaker 1: try to do it privately. I mean it's like even
Speaker 1: he also, you don't have to do you have to
Speaker 1: explain to any of us how hard the situation is
Speaker 1: to date on national teeth like we get it, we
Speaker 1: get it, and show it's harder than I ever thought
Speaker 1: would be. No ship right, and again we're we're not
Speaker 1: saying that it isn't hard, you'd have a change of heart.
Speaker 1: We're not saying any of it. It's just again his you,
Speaker 1: his words that he used were so outrageous. And also
Speaker 1: at what point was it right away where he said
Speaker 1: he said it's he said something like it's my fairy
Speaker 1: tale too. Yeah, I wanted the fairy tale. It was
Speaker 1: so eager. The ego. That's just like a really feeling
Speaker 1: weird about a guy saying really straight male thing to say.
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's like like did you drink the
Speaker 1: like Ashley I Disney fantasy? Like what the do you think?
Speaker 1: He has got like like tight lace boxer. He's like
Speaker 1: he wears like like like a like a Bloomers like
Speaker 1: a friend. But it's like I kind of print said
Speaker 1: what if he was like, I love a good brooch,
Speaker 1: Like he starts because he's a brooch and briches brooch
Speaker 1: and Bloomers. I am the skincareline is coming out next year?
Speaker 1: What is it? Br brooch and Bloomers and Bloomers, Lauren Dearest,
Speaker 1: tell me about your dowry. Oh okay, there we go,
Speaker 1: so okay. So then he goes, this is when Chris
Speaker 1: Harrison goes, I'm getting threats. And then it's just like
Speaker 1: and they're like, what what would you say? And say
Speaker 1: get out of dodge. I did appreciate that he was like, look,
Speaker 1: if you really want this to work, the people who
Speaker 1: actually have successful relationships, leave Los Angeles and New York.
Speaker 1: Go to a real town, buy a plane ticket, leave
Speaker 1: like like that actually, like if you really want, don't
Speaker 1: stay in l A to try like capitalize in your fate,
Speaker 1: like go to someplace real and make it real, which
Speaker 1: I thought was the choice. What's the choice? Is it
Speaker 1: real or is it so that you can be an Instagram? Yeah,
Speaker 1: an Instagram started going dancing stars. It's one or the other,
Speaker 1: because it's not both none of them have stayed together.
Speaker 1: I mean, where where is Shawn Low and Catherine? Where
Speaker 1: They're not in l A. Yeah, they went to a
Speaker 1: small town there together. They have a kid or a
Speaker 1: couple of kids. I think it's one or the other.
Speaker 1: So then this here we go. Chris Harrison said, well, Jason,
Speaker 1: and what's her name? I don't remember her name, Molly.
Speaker 1: I can see your passion bucket is still full. I can't.
Speaker 1: I literally can failed art in It was one in
Speaker 1: the morning and the subject heading was passion bucket. I
Speaker 1: literally was like, I don't, I can't. I missed her.
Speaker 1: I didn't think anyone would say that. I can't say.
Speaker 1: Here's I want to nominate an early tweeter of the week,
Speaker 1: which is so disgusting, um, but it makes me laugh
Speaker 1: so hard. Which is the following. This is from This
Speaker 1: is a nomination in early nomination for two to the week.
Speaker 1: This is from c Valentine at Dead Pandelorus. Passion bucket
Speaker 1: is what Jason calls his wife's asshole. Oh god, I'm
Speaker 1: nothing funnier. That is amazing. I've never done a really
Speaker 1: time going to be hard and it's gonna be hard
Speaker 1: to catch up with that Also, how can you just
Speaker 1: try not to do that in your real life? She said,
Speaker 1: if I get hit by a bus today and God willing,
Speaker 1: I hope that doesn't happened. But if I do, just
Speaker 1: you know that I've created something where I get tweeted.
Speaker 1: That's my set of stranger They. I don't know where
Speaker 1: they live, maybe Indiana, maybe Florida. I don't know where
Speaker 1: you are, genius, but that somebody could like signal me
Speaker 1: out of all the people that live in American You know,
Speaker 1: I don't know this little blond meringue, but this gal
Speaker 1: she needs to know that Passion Bucket is what Jason
Speaker 1: Coles and that Steve Valentine. I don't know who beats
Speaker 1: you on this. I think he may have won the week.
Speaker 1: I don't know who beats that. Oh my god. That
Speaker 1: So I just lovet that we all heard Passion Bucket,
Speaker 1: were like, I So. Then they brought out Lauren and
Speaker 1: she's like, and I'm excited to be here. I didn't
Speaker 1: watch um. He reached out to me on New Year's
Speaker 1: Even Instagram. He was with she was with Kendall, who
Speaker 1: was really no Tia Tia who was like he reached
Speaker 1: out to her new Year's Eve New Year through Instagram drunk.
Speaker 1: That's definitely time, Like what were they doing on years?
Speaker 1: Was he with Yaka? So she's like counting down to
Speaker 1: this new year in New life. He's like, I just
Speaker 1: have to go to bathroom real quick and like hammertime
Speaker 1: on the DM sliding into her dms. And by the way,
Speaker 1: Becca m didn't bring up that he was d m
Speaker 1: ng her while he was with Becca kay what he
Speaker 1: DM he was sliding into her dm s. He sent
Speaker 1: her a photo of milk cartons and he said this
Speaker 1: is going to break the internet. Too bad. It's not
Speaker 1: your driver's license, and she wrote back like they were
Speaker 1: texting at each other and messaging each other. He's the word.
Speaker 1: He's going to cheat on Lauren. He can't help it.
Speaker 1: He will fun somebody else because he's gonna have so
Speaker 1: much come in his way. He can't help it. He'll
Speaker 1: be somewhere alone at some point in time and he
Speaker 1: will have sex in a bathroom. Um, yeah, that's what
Speaker 1: That's what I just met. Like by Lauren watching that
Speaker 1: that Ari Becca, I'll do I'm not You're right, it's
Speaker 1: not like she wouldn't go through with it, but it's
Speaker 1: got to sit in your mind. That number one he
Speaker 1: literally proposed to like he was like, I love you,
Speaker 1: and then on his engagement day said I love you
Speaker 1: to another woman and then proposed to this one. Then
Speaker 1: was like, no, I gotta go back to that one.
Speaker 1: Then d m ng that one that like, I just
Speaker 1: gotta like. And then the way he spacca in four
Speaker 1: years when they're no longer the hot and there's been
Speaker 1: like ten or fifteen more bachelors and bachelorettes, they're no
Speaker 1: longer in the public eye. They've moved on. Maybe she's
Speaker 1: had a couple of kids and maybe like gained four
Speaker 1: pounds and he's out in some young ding dong who's
Speaker 1: twenty one, and he'll cheat on her for sure. I
Speaker 1: just think if you can speak to he's like sight away,
Speaker 1: but he will do it. There's a there's just there
Speaker 1: is a disconnect of compassion and empathy and empathy, which
Speaker 1: is why it feels like a sociopath. But he's just
Speaker 1: not smart enough to be one. Like there is a
Speaker 1: certain level. He's not militia. He's not militia. He's not
Speaker 1: He's just he's dumb. He's just as dumb and self
Speaker 1: emotionally doing his own I think so. I think you're right.
Speaker 1: I think he would justify cheating. Absolutely. This is my
Speaker 1: journey and my fairy tale. Yeah, I need to the
Speaker 1: prints and the prints and running passion bucket. So then
Speaker 1: it's not cheating if it's a passion. Oh my, So
Speaker 1: then my destiny. Could you get near the toilet? I
Speaker 1: need to suck you on my destiny. I'm in the
Speaker 1: A group. I paid extra fifteen. My dad's got money.
Speaker 1: I paid fourteen bucks. So then so then she goes,
Speaker 1: we've been house hunting. We've been talking three hours a
Speaker 1: day on the phone. Um A lot of silence in
Speaker 1: that three hours, A lot of crickets that I just
Speaker 1: love you too. I get myself. I've made some bad decisions,
Speaker 1: but my best decision was running back to Lauren. Then
Speaker 1: the families. We see the families together, and then he
Speaker 1: he kisses her face and he kisses her hair, and
Speaker 1: then he fucking proposes. Wait a minute, yeah, he proposes
Speaker 1: and like he gets down. Was it the same ring? No? No,
Speaker 1: we were we stopped. We we we thought, oh god,
Speaker 1: please let it be this hit, like, let's just the
Speaker 1: cherry on top would have been the same ring. And
Speaker 1: I think it's different. He grabbed. He loves to grab hair,
Speaker 1: pull it in her hair. He loves to give a
Speaker 1: hair pull into the face. And then but I think
Speaker 1: she knew it was coming. And I also don't like
Speaker 1: Chris Harrison lying because when she stood up, she said,
Speaker 1: I'm going to faint. Yeah, she knew it was coming
Speaker 1: out the ring. Yeah. And then after he proposes and
Speaker 1: she says yes, Chris Harrison says, I did not see
Speaker 1: that coming. Hey, don't lie to me. Don't lie to me, Crash,
Speaker 1: don't lie. I mean Mr Tucci. Jeez, it was so dumb.
Speaker 1: I was like, the audience wasn't into it. You know that,
Speaker 1: you don't Those were interns, Yeah, they didn't like trying
Speaker 1: to get people. The audience was like, she didn't even
Speaker 1: look at the ring, which means she picked it out.
Speaker 1: She knew what she knew it because she didn't even look.
Speaker 1: She didn't even look at it. I would have my jewels.
Speaker 1: I would have had my jewelers loop out immediately, like
Speaker 1: what then, what is it? Forced? And so everyone was
Speaker 1: so over it. I was like, good luck. So then
Speaker 1: the families are together and like her dad's fine with it,
Speaker 1: like they're all just fine with this. Everyone that military.
Speaker 1: Dad's fine with this. It's a circus. They were stuck
Speaker 1: there for the circus and they know it. The aunts
Speaker 1: still try to get underneath because then from there then
Speaker 1: they bring out the bachelor at Ladies and Gentlemen. Becca Gay,
Speaker 1: I want to find the man in my dreams, and
Speaker 1: one who suited for me suited from me. I wish
Speaker 1: I had it. I was happy that it was her.
Speaker 1: How did you guys feel, Katie, how do you feel
Speaker 1: that it was Becka kay we a prize? Did you
Speaker 1: know in advanced No? I mean I kind of thought
Speaker 1: it would be her, But I was also kind of
Speaker 1: surprised because I was like, aren't you supposed to be
Speaker 1: like super heartbroken? Like this was fresh. That's why they
Speaker 1: kept saying it's my story, But like, I mean, who
Speaker 1: else would it have been that I think it started
Speaker 1: like I think so if he if he deemed ding
Speaker 1: Dong New Year's Eve, I'm guessing that all happened like
Speaker 1: early January at the house and now it's March, so
Speaker 1: it's been like two months. I didn't even think it's
Speaker 1: been that long. Yeah, but that's not what the audience sees.
Speaker 1: What we saw. Is it just happened last night. That's
Speaker 1: what's so confusing. That didn't give us a six weeks.
Speaker 1: I just Laurence said, she goes, he deemed me like
Speaker 1: I was with whoever watching the premier months ago. Yeah
Speaker 1: that was New year, so like and then how long
Speaker 1: was it in between? Uh that I guess how long
Speaker 1: was it in between that he deemed her? And then
Speaker 1: that they like he broke up six that he called
Speaker 1: he called her a week later and didn't tell and
Speaker 1: didn't tell Becca, and then that's when he got her
Speaker 1: assurance that she would take it. Yeah, I love that.
Speaker 1: This feels like six weeks. Well, that's what's so confusing
Speaker 1: about this timeline is when was the breakup? If they
Speaker 1: don't know roduction, I think like I think like Midgin,
Speaker 1: I think like I think they broke up a month.
Speaker 1: I don't even what month, so I think it's I
Speaker 1: think it's been like six weeks. So it's been six Okay,
Speaker 1: so it's been six weeks since that breakup. But to
Speaker 1: the viewing audience, he dumped her Monday and Tuesday she's
Speaker 1: that's what's confused. They hate but they hate him so
Speaker 1: much that it's like good fuck, it couldn't be anybody
Speaker 1: but her because she got so because she's so nice,
Speaker 1: she's such a nice person, and like people want her
Speaker 1: to find love. Listen, it was it's it's all about
Speaker 1: how does social media react. That's it. That's all. That's
Speaker 1: part of the ratings, part of bacheloration, part of the
Speaker 1: juggernaut of the whole franchise. Did they manufacture it or not.
Speaker 1: I don't think they manufactured it or did they respond
Speaker 1: to I think, you know, they probably molded and shaped
Speaker 1: some stuff. Think they knew, but I guess it just
Speaker 1: it took away and I'm glad. I'm not saying I'm
Speaker 1: not glad Beck as a bachelor at I think it's
Speaker 1: a good choice. But now it just feels like like
Speaker 1: back back in the day, even like two years ago
Speaker 1: with the best, didn't feel so manufactured and forced in
Speaker 1: cookie cutter and you're done, you're hurt, you're on. Here
Speaker 1: comes a guy we started, and it's taking it. It's
Speaker 1: taking away from like she's so devastated, she was just
Speaker 1: proposed to, she's so in love with them, and six
Speaker 1: weeks later, like my most devastating breakup. It literally took
Speaker 1: me like three years years, oh years, and now it
Speaker 1: just feels like, okay, then were you not so much?
Speaker 1: What was the point? And now here comes four guys.
Speaker 1: I was I wasn't ready for it. That's and Becca's
Speaker 1: ready for it, you know what I mean. I'm just
Speaker 1: like I was like, whoa, I didn't want any of
Speaker 1: the men there. I didn't even want. I needed like
Speaker 1: a week introduced. I think that's but that's production. If
Speaker 1: you had six weeks off, if they had aired that
Speaker 1: breakup six weeks ago, just give the last night named
Speaker 1: her the bachelor, you would our brains would be able
Speaker 1: to compute that more than one night and the next night.
Speaker 1: I love that too much. I know how much do
Speaker 1: we like really care and dive in. I love it.
Speaker 1: I love it, but I like feel like my chemical
Speaker 1: my chemicals get jangled. I like my cells are crazy. Okay,
Speaker 1: are we going to talk about these dweeves that came out? Okay,
Speaker 1: wait wait, wait we're not there yet. So then they
Speaker 1: bring out all the girls that they are finding the
Speaker 1: camera sisterhood, We're soul friends. Can the show start now?
Speaker 1: And then Becca Emma, she was leaving. Her dress was
Speaker 1: almost like it was almost like she'd ripped off half
Speaker 1: of Becca and like she was like like if you
Speaker 1: watched her, it was almost like she was walking up.
Speaker 1: Her dress was a little odded, like it was like
Speaker 1: a bra and I mean like I've worn some sheer
Speaker 1: and under but like when she was leaving, it felt
Speaker 1: like she was just in like tidy Whitey's and like
Speaker 1: a half skirt. You know what it might be what
Speaker 1: I would wear if I got out of the limo
Speaker 1: a wedding dress. Her skirt was like coming off or
Speaker 1: maybe that was what are you talking? No, no, Becca?
Speaker 1: The way she was walking off her like when when
Speaker 1: they got kicked off this she lifted up that it
Speaker 1: was a big poofy skirt. It had a really big
Speaker 1: skirt and then her and it looked like she was
Speaker 1: just wearing like underwear and like carrying. It felt like
Speaker 1: her dress ripped and she goes, let's just do the
Speaker 1: damn thing, and then he goes, I like it, boss.
Speaker 1: It's like I guess what a woman can have some
Speaker 1: like gumped in without being like whoa women's she works,
Speaker 1: she's the But it's like I have to say I
Speaker 1: was really over Chris Harry's breakup. I won't get so
Speaker 1: then here here, I know it's gonna be hard for you.
Speaker 1: It really because I really so then we're gonna have
Speaker 1: to So then out comes Lincoln. He's the first one out.
Speaker 1: He's got a he talked too long, too long, and
Speaker 1: get off, get off, had an accent, he had a
Speaker 1: bow tie. I'm not gonna help. I fast forwarded. I
Speaker 1: was like, after like the too much seven minutes he
Speaker 1: was I liked him, but I liked him, but it
Speaker 1: was too long. But I'm sure he was nervous. And
Speaker 1: then we have this cheesy guy, Chase, who came out
Speaker 1: and he goes, look at that face. I hope to
Speaker 1: be that open door. And then at first the banjo
Speaker 1: guy had promise he was cute, but then he was
Speaker 1: just clearly. He didn't say anything about her. He was
Speaker 1: just like I sing banjos songs like oh see. I
Speaker 1: thought at first he was like, he's gonna come out
Speaker 1: and play banjo the door and I thought he was
Speaker 1: the only one that really was just looking at her
Speaker 1: and not looking at the audience and like oh girl,
Speaker 1: but just was looking at her saying I'm looking he
Speaker 1: I like him. Now he said I've heard great thing
Speaker 1: things about you, meaning but he didn't watch the show.
Speaker 1: He didn't choose her to like come like they like him? Do?
Speaker 1: They have these five guys in the cans, so it
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. They don't know who the bacherette is. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: none of the contestants EVERR know that's well. I actually
Speaker 1: my friend worked on the show. So apparently they they
Speaker 1: gather people and then they say, like who is your
Speaker 1: who do you really want to be the bachelor? So
Speaker 1: say so, say when you're like Peter and I don't
Speaker 1: know who else was there like Eric? Right, so then
Speaker 1: you they start because it keeps saying been doing the ads,
Speaker 1: So they go, okay, Errand's and the Eric camp Ardens
Speaker 1: and the Peter camp and they know who's like the
Speaker 1: die hard there for them. So then when the person
Speaker 1: gets picked, they have sort of the cuckoos for any
Speaker 1: of them, and then they have their ones that are
Speaker 1: there for that camp pre sort at least four or
Speaker 1: five people that are like we got some for Kenny,
Speaker 1: we got some for Benzi, We've got we've got them
Speaker 1: pre sorted depending on who it looked like. People at
Speaker 1: least five out of right outside the pier one they
Speaker 1: were as a sistant manager so then we have um
Speaker 1: Darius came out. He apologized on behalf of his gender,
Speaker 1: and then Blake brought a horse and then um and
Speaker 1: he goes, when you fall off your horse, you got
Speaker 1: to get back up in the saddle. And then she
Speaker 1: didn't want to get up in that high slit on
Speaker 1: the wrong side. He should have put up on the
Speaker 1: other side, but she was playing along there, but she
Speaker 1: did it. And they said it was May twenty eighth.
Speaker 1: You guys, wait, hold on, can we point out the
Speaker 1: fact that Chase I liked the guy with I like
Speaker 1: the really oh he I afterwards because you couldn't see
Speaker 1: what they're saying, and I thought their body language is
Speaker 1: keeping okay, he but he kept flicking his tongue out
Speaker 1: like like he was like I did not see that.
Speaker 1: He his tongue out like a reptile twice. And to me,
Speaker 1: his face looks like he looked a little creep out
Speaker 1: of me. He looks like someone who's been Okay, this
Speaker 1: is gonna be very controversial. He had the face of
Speaker 1: a child pleaser who has been uh uh in the
Speaker 1: most There's something about him that weirded me out. But
Speaker 1: I also understand what Katie was saying, because I felt
Speaker 1: bad that I was feeling that way and wondering if
Speaker 1: it's something I would be comfortable saying to you guys.
Speaker 1: But and then I realized they are talking and it
Speaker 1: does seem but something about him. I went over five.
Speaker 1: I literally was like, I like banjo. Until he didn't.
Speaker 1: I feel like, oh, I get it. I felt like, oh,
Speaker 1: you just want a recording contract. I really like banjo.
Speaker 1: No one's hi, no one's making deals with banjo players.
Speaker 1: He was, you want a banjo player, you get Steve Martin.
Speaker 1: Four other banjo players make a band called Passion Bucket.
Speaker 1: He reminded me of James Taylor, and like, not in
Speaker 1: a good way. I don't like James say or something
Speaker 1: to be such a guy. I know he is. Growth. Um,
Speaker 1: you guys, are you ready to do two to the Week? Yes?
Speaker 1: All right? How do you beat Steve to Okay? We
Speaker 1: have Jenny Hunt at Jenezuela. I can't wait to see
Speaker 1: Ross get out of that limo dressed as a dolphin.
Speaker 1: That's good. That's Becca's old fiance who came to win
Speaker 1: her in p That's funny. That's good, funny. I can't
Speaker 1: ready to see Ross get out of that Limo dresses
Speaker 1: a dolphin. There's so many twisters. That's a well crafted jow.
Speaker 1: That's at least yeah, that's that's okay. We have Laura Chia.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry if I butcher this. Laura chier Rola at
Speaker 1: Laura's Spirator. Becca M's earrings get bigger every time she
Speaker 1: comes on one of the live shows. Next time, she's
Speaker 1: gonna go on with two small purses hanging from her ear. Uh.
Speaker 1: Laura Johnson at Words Underscore by Underscore eld j j Ari.
Speaker 1: I have no excuse for this. It's on me also, Ari.
Speaker 1: My list of excuses include, but are not limited to
Speaker 1: the pressure the show. Chris Harrison telling me it was
Speaker 1: the final Rose. Not wearing us to water that day.
Speaker 1: All the A pack is around me randomly, a really
Speaker 1: strong all right, this is c Valentine at that's what
Speaker 1: it was called Valentine. I thought it was Steve CV
Speaker 1: Valentine at dead Pan, Dolores Passion Bugget. It was what
Speaker 1: Jason calls his wife's ashole. I can't it's so oh
Speaker 1: my god. And we have Oh, this is Laurie. This
Speaker 1: is our Laurie team. Becka at Batch Underscore Laurie. Chris Harrison, Lauren,
Speaker 1: I can't imagine what's going on in your head right now. Lauren.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, forgot about that. We didn't even discuss
Speaker 1: the sum in one moment. I'm torn for number two.
Speaker 1: I'm torn between I can't wait to see ros get
Speaker 1: out of the limo dressed as a dolphin, and and
Speaker 1: I have no excuse for this one. What do you
Speaker 1: think is number two? I have no excuse. Okay, So
Speaker 1: so it's down to this. It's down to Lauren Johnson
Speaker 1: at words by Underscore by underscore l J. J Ari,
Speaker 1: I have no excuse for this. It's on me also, Ari,
Speaker 1: my list of exclusive my list of excuses include, but
Speaker 1: are not limited to the pressure the show. Chris Harrison
Speaker 1: telling me it was the final rose. I'm not worrying
Speaker 1: a sweater that day. All of the l pack is
Speaker 1: a Ryan me around me randomly and see Valentine at
Speaker 1: dead Pandelora's passion bucket is what J C. Calds your
Speaker 1: wife's asshole. Okay, here, this is this is this is how,
Speaker 1: this is my vote. Somehow incorporate passion bucket. We've also
Speaker 1: given you know you can't. You gotta pick one Valentine
Speaker 1: has received more airtime than any other quote of the
Speaker 1: week ever. And that other joke is a finely crafted
Speaker 1: by but is it great joke? There were so many
Speaker 1: great jokes. I gotta go Passion Bucket, Passion bucket, um
Speaker 1: any other week the list wins because I love a
Speaker 1: list list. Passion Bucket is gonna make me laugh for
Speaker 1: like in like five years. It's just so I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go whether the final episode of this season of Ari Passion,
Speaker 1: but see Di Derian Dolores Passion Buckets, asshole. It's just
Speaker 1: oh my god, oh my god. You guys don't forget.
Speaker 1: In between, we have our new Patreon page, w y
Speaker 1: a t R go there. There's all sorts of fun
Speaker 1: things if you miss us in the interim. But more
Speaker 1: than we're also going to be a moon Tower moon
Speaker 1: to I'm coming to moon Tower. Yeah, we're going to stand.
Speaker 1: We're gonna Jasmine and Alexis I think you're coming. They're
Speaker 1: gonna we're gonna chase Passion how to slide it into
Speaker 1: a hotel DM so she doesn't have to pay for it?
Speaker 1: And it's scared. I'm scared sponsored content. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: it's only a barbarilla. Oh my god, dancing barbaralla. Yes, yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: so you gotta come on Thursday, Thursdays the night okay,
Speaker 1: and then um we are going to here we go,
Speaker 1: would you. I'm gonna read one email, just pick a
Speaker 1: random email. There's been so many good emails. Oh, this
Speaker 1: is from Anna's friend Keegan Lutrelle and Berlin. I'm also
Speaker 1: a friend of Anna's. I've had countless conversations with her
Speaker 1: about the Bachelor franchise as well as your show. Your
Speaker 1: show is like crack. I live in Berlin, so with
Speaker 1: the time difference, I watched The Bachelor and I immediately
Speaker 1: checked my phone throughout the day like a goddamn Internet
Speaker 1: stalker to see when you post all post your show.
Speaker 1: I've even messaged Anna on the rig asking her when
Speaker 1: it will be out. Seriously, can't get enough. Y'ell are
Speaker 1: hilarious and I'm not sure what I was doing all
Speaker 1: these years watching this reality trash and not getting your commentary.
Speaker 1: It is seriously the only way to watch the Battler
Speaker 1: from here on out for me. Come on okay again,
Speaker 1: so sweet, thank you for listening From Berlin. Don Donca
Speaker 1: Shane like us on iTunes, like us on Facebook. Don't
Speaker 1: forget our new website, Rose podcast dot com. Thank you Nerdice,
Speaker 1: um and the Patreon page. It's back to us. W
Speaker 1: y A t R. Katie, thank you for picking us
Speaker 1: up on Nerdice, Soldier Nerdy Nerdice, thank you for having
Speaker 1: us on. We've loved be on Nerdice and we are
Speaker 1: psyched to go independent. And it's just you Just find
Speaker 1: us on our Rose Podcasts and there's gonna be links
Speaker 1: for all the Spotify and iTunes, all those places. It's
Speaker 1: all gonna be the same. Everything's up there. So Anna,
Speaker 1: Anna and I built it all weekend. She did all
Speaker 1: the heavy lifting. Let's be real. Um, So I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna bother plugging this in because it's gonna sound terrible
Speaker 1: that I am gonna put it on speaker. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: do it acapella. I'm gonna do it acapella. Um. But
Speaker 1: you guys saying it's my new cover band, Passion Boocket,
Speaker 1: we're gonna be seeing this out. You guys ready for
Speaker 1: the past in Boocket. There we go, there we go.
Speaker 1: I'm hitting and it takes a second, you know, it
Speaker 1: takes it. Oh, won't you bring your passion book. It
Speaker 1: closer to my face. I'm sorry, I'm the Unich Inspector cheat.
Speaker 1: Where's your your tea? Bag? Neck? Like you're not wearing
Speaker 1: God it rests so gently on my classle you know
Speaker 1: like I love that speak. Yeah, we're gonna. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: do special episodes with Laurie. You can ask or anything
Speaker 1: I might head done. Deane, this fucking email us where
Speaker 1: you want. Okay. Bye,