Speaker 1: Help We Suck At Being Newlyweds?
Speaker 2: Went Dean Aungler, Kaylen lakey Man, Jared Han, an iHeartRadio podcast.
Speaker 1: Hey, welcome to an allD episode of Help We Suck
Speaker 1: At Being Newlyweds, which Jean and Kaylen are about to
Speaker 1: enter her journey on Together. I'm Jared Han from Rhode Island,
Speaker 1: Kaylin from Vegas. Dean somewhere in Colorado. I would imagine hiking,
Speaker 1: cooking sausages on toilets, just living the dream. I tell
Speaker 1: you it's right, just like the Good Lord intended. The
Speaker 1: Good Lord intended you to cook sausages on top of
Speaker 1: a toilet. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I wasn't sure if that was something I should advertise
Speaker 3: or not.
Speaker 1: But I'll tell you what.
Speaker 3: They were delicious and I don't regret it one one
Speaker 3: little bit.
Speaker 1: Was this a public bathroom? No, it was a hotel bathroom.
Speaker 2: To imagine.
Speaker 3: There was an hotel. I asked him at the hotel,
Speaker 3: I was like, can I cook in the room? Is
Speaker 3: there a stove or anything? And they're like no, no,
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh crap, my sausage is gonna
Speaker 3: go bad.
Speaker 1: I got to cook it.
Speaker 3: So we just went into the bathroom and cooked it
Speaker 3: in the bathroom, and the bathroom had a window. I
Speaker 3: had a fan, so it made sense that was the
Speaker 3: room to cook it in. I think it made the
Speaker 3: most sense to me. Anyways. Yeah, I'm in Asmen right now.
Speaker 3: I am at a golf course. So if you hear
Speaker 3: any cursing behind me, just know that that's what it is.
Speaker 3: And how are you, guys.
Speaker 2: I'm good. I'm just here in Vegas with little Al.
Speaker 2: Dean and I are heading to Maryland this weekend. So
Speaker 2: just getting prepared to go to Maryland and then we
Speaker 2: leave for the wedding the week after, and like we
Speaker 2: leave in a week, a week from tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Week from tomorrow.
Speaker 1: No, oh yeah, week from tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, week from tomorrow. Yahoo, look at us. We're coming
Speaker 3: zooming right up on the wedding.
Speaker 2: It's crazy. And we've got a full week. Dean has
Speaker 2: been planning. We're going to go to Denver and go
Speaker 2: to the Broncos game. He also wants to go to
Speaker 2: the CSU ce U game and then he wants to
Speaker 2: go see Atmosphere. Yeah, and I'm going to be exhausted
Speaker 2: for the wedding. It's gonna be great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what I gotta, I do have a question. Now,
Speaker 1: obviously we'll know much more about the wedding after you
Speaker 1: guys you know, say I do and everything gets posted
Speaker 1: and people can know where the wedding is and what
Speaker 1: the theme is and all that. Let me say this,
Speaker 1: it's just, you know, from an outsider's perspective, this seems
Speaker 1: like a very Dean Central wedding Dean because like we
Speaker 1: were looking at obviously the location and like you know,
Speaker 1: the quarters and everything like that, and both Ashle and
Speaker 1: I were like, this seems so Dean. So Caitlin, is
Speaker 1: it you as well? Where you when you both like
Speaker 1: with this wedding coming up, because it's even like you're talking,
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, we're going to the Broncos game. We're
Speaker 1: going to this game. And then we're like, what are
Speaker 1: what are some of the things that you feel without
Speaker 1: giving spoilers about the wedding that you really like? This
Speaker 1: is something that I really wanted.
Speaker 2: Well, when we found a venue, I fell in love
Speaker 2: with it and I was like, we have to get
Speaker 2: this venue because it is so unique and one of
Speaker 2: my favorite things from when I was a kid is
Speaker 2: like the theme of the wedding without saying it like that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: growing up, that was like what I looked forward to
Speaker 2: and that was like my favorite thing ever, So that
Speaker 2: it's it's a little bit more me. But then you know,
Speaker 2: you have to ask. It's like a perfect bund of
Speaker 2: the both of us. It's like my nostalgia factor and
Speaker 2: then Dean's current state of living.
Speaker 1: I guess it's interesting because I'm sorry on TV, I
Speaker 1: just want to say one thing. It's interesting because Caitlyne,
Speaker 1: you do come off as someone who's far more well
Speaker 1: like like Ashley, who's like I want big ballroom, like
Speaker 1: very what's the word I'm looking for?
Speaker 3: Bougie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not like that at all.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not.
Speaker 1: No, No, she.
Speaker 2: Is, I am not. Are you kidding me?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Right. I think the wedding is a perfect blend of
Speaker 2: the both of us, the theme and everything, and even
Speaker 2: like Friday, the thing that we're doing on Friday is
Speaker 2: something that I've always loved to do. And again, it's
Speaker 2: like the nostalgia factor of being a kid. So I
Speaker 2: think it's a really good blend of the both of us,
Speaker 2: and it still will have It's like, you know, I
Speaker 2: think people think it's a casual wedding and it's not.
Speaker 2: We've had a couple of Dean's friends ask if they
Speaker 2: can wear jeans, and I was like, it's still like
Speaker 2: it's not necessarily black tire are super formal, but still
Speaker 2: like cocktail a tire, like it still is going to
Speaker 2: be it's got Dean's grunge, but also like my fancy elements.
Speaker 3: Oh interesting, interesting. I always fou on everyone they could
Speaker 3: wear jeans, but I guess I'll tell them that, shut up,
Speaker 3: shut down.
Speaker 1: Well, we got an email from Emily saying what we
Speaker 1: should be wearing, and not the wedding itself, but the
Speaker 1: night before a little bit more.
Speaker 2: Oh, she was supposed to send for both, but that
Speaker 2: is because Dean's friends were here. Okay, Okay, Dean's friends
Speaker 2: were here and there like I can wear jeans, right,
Speaker 2: And I've had multiple people ask if they can wear
Speaker 2: jeans and I was like, what, it's a wedding. It's
Speaker 2: I know that you might think it's casual. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: even the first night or the rehearsal dinner night, but
Speaker 2: people were asking for jeans then too, which no genes,
Speaker 2: There's going to.
Speaker 1: Be people wearing jeans, I guarantee it.
Speaker 3: But I do want to be on the record and say,
Speaker 3: like Kaitlin said that it was her choice to have
Speaker 3: the wedding at this venue. So while it does seem
Speaker 3: like it suits me a lot more, it was her choice.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 2: And we were walking through the venue touring it, and
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, if Jane says no, I'm going
Speaker 2: to be crushed. And so we sat in the car
Speaker 2: and I was like please please. So it was definitely
Speaker 2: more me.
Speaker 1: She was not like, you had a bag.
Speaker 3: It's not like I was in my head. I was yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: But no, it'll be fun.
Speaker 3: I can't believe it's only what two and a half
Speaker 3: weeks away now, so we're getting close. Yeah, Broncos will
Speaker 3: be fun. Atmosphere will be fun.
Speaker 1: Who are they playing?
Speaker 3: They're playing the Commanders. Oh yeah, we have our Fantis
Speaker 3: Spoob tonight. Fantasy Football Draft tonight, Jared.
Speaker 1: I got to send a warm for that, the one
Speaker 1: that I'm about to become a dynasty. We've done this
Speaker 1: thing for three years. Guess who's won two out of
Speaker 1: the three years.
Speaker 3: Yeah, your boy, Jared's Jared's what's your technique?
Speaker 2: Because this is my second year in fantasy and I'm
Speaker 2: just it's really hard. Yeah, look, okay, it's.
Speaker 1: So much like because we all know what we're doing.
Speaker 1: It's just all about getting the right draft picks and
Speaker 1: just getting lucky. Especially a lot of times my teams
Speaker 1: are not overly good. I'm never a top seed in
Speaker 1: the regular season, and then my team just gets hot
Speaker 1: in the playoffs. And that's what happened to me two years.
Speaker 1: Two years.
Speaker 2: Do you guys do ever do a bet like a
Speaker 2: hope we suck at being newlywed's bet?
Speaker 1: I think we do.
Speaker 3: We try to every year, and then we forget about
Speaker 3: it or something.
Speaker 2: Makes sense, or you forget okay because you're not losing,
Speaker 2: I mean because you're losing.
Speaker 1: Sorry, Yeah, I think one year is just like, oh,
Speaker 1: I have to wear a Broncos jersey on Instagram and
Speaker 1: then But to be fair, I think I won a
Speaker 1: bet both times, and he was supposed to wear like
Speaker 1: a Brady jersey and post a picture and it just
Speaker 1: obviously never happened.
Speaker 3: Well you never reminded me. But I'm down for a
Speaker 3: bet this year. I'm down for bet.
Speaker 1: Should we do a bet in terms of who makes
Speaker 1: it further? Yeah? Or should it be if we when
Speaker 1: we play I think that should be the bet for
Speaker 1: the season whoever makes it further.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, so if I win the championship and you
Speaker 3: make it to the playoffs, but you have a better record,
Speaker 3: but I would still win because I won the championship.
Speaker 1: Maybe we should do multiple side bets, like one for
Speaker 1: a regular season whoever has the better record, and then
Speaker 1: a second a second bet for whoever goes further into
Speaker 1: the playoffs, assuming we both make the playoffs.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm definitely making the playoffs. Yeah, I'm down making
Speaker 3: figure something out. Well, we don't have the answer right now,
Speaker 3: but I do like the jersey thing is a good option.
Speaker 1: We'll think of something. Maybe next week we'll come with
Speaker 1: an answer. Maybe we have to buy a jersey for
Speaker 1: one another, like Hayles. This is the four hundred dollars
Speaker 1: jersey I want.
Speaker 3: I definitely could use another Broncos jersey I don't have.
Speaker 1: And who would you want?
Speaker 3: Well, I've already got a Patser Changers, I like a
Speaker 3: lot of You got a Bradley Chobb rest in Peace jersey.
Speaker 3: He's on the Miami Dolphins. Now I would probably want
Speaker 3: like a Javonte Williams jersey. I think Okay, I don't
Speaker 3: even know. I don't even know who your team is
Speaker 3: anymore because you're a Bucks fan but you're a Patriots fan. No.
Speaker 1: I mean, listen for all the love I have for
Speaker 1: the Tampa people down in Tampa listening to this podcast,
Speaker 1: Obviously I could give a rats ass about the Buccaneers anymore.
Speaker 1: A great run, three years, wonderful. Everybody knows I was
Speaker 1: there for Brady, so obviously still rooting for the Pats.
Speaker 1: They're just so blah. But of course I'll be rooting
Speaker 1: for him. And then of course, like now, I have
Speaker 1: a little Raiders fan in me because Tom is part owner,
Speaker 1: so I will be kind of keeping my eye on
Speaker 1: the Raiders, you know, supporting the team, supporting the Black
Speaker 1: and Silver, a little bit for Tommy boy. Go Vegas, baby, Yeah,
Speaker 1: go Vegas. Yeah we should go to a game.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we should definitely go to a game. Broncos play
Speaker 3: in Vegas. January sixth, Calen, I've got some questions for you,
Speaker 3: not regarding football, because I know you hate the football questions.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd really just zoned out there for quite some time.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Why we would love for you to contribute,
Speaker 1: if you could I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't really care about.
Speaker 3: Oh but you just you had a fantasy football draft
Speaker 3: the other day and it turned out to a good team.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's all, And I can't talk about it
Speaker 2: any further.
Speaker 1: Do you try to watch or you just like Dean
Speaker 1: is going to be gone for the entire I try.
Speaker 2: With fantasy, but I'm just not super invested.
Speaker 1: You got Patrick Mahomes. He's the best.
Speaker 2: I know, he's the best, that's all.
Speaker 3: I mean, he is very very good.
Speaker 1: H So, yeah, because like there's obviously I feel like
Speaker 1: this is a lot of wives worst nightmares, like worst
Speaker 1: time of year because it's autumn, it's fall, you know.
Speaker 1: Now it's pumpkin spice latte, and we want to do
Speaker 1: all these things on Sundays and go have these fun events.
Speaker 1: And football starts and it's like, well, you know, I
Speaker 1: will be on the couch for about twelve or thirteen
Speaker 1: hours straight watching NFL Sunday and it's going to be amazing.
Speaker 2: Yeah. It starts off good. It's like the season's changing,
Speaker 2: You've got all these things to look forward to, and
Speaker 2: football's on. It just like reminds you of the season's changing.
Speaker 2: And then it just like winter hits. It's still going on.
Speaker 2: It's a fun cycle.
Speaker 1: What are you looking forward to this fall?
Speaker 2: Then, Caitlin, Honestly, it's been so nice in Vegas because
Speaker 2: we've had a lot of weird weather and rain and
Speaker 2: like really bad floods, but that brought a lot of
Speaker 2: cool weather and so it's been like seventies eighties here
Speaker 2: when it should be like one ten. And it feels
Speaker 2: like fall, Like the air smells like fall. So I
Speaker 2: got not really a pumpkin spice girl, but I got
Speaker 2: a pumpkin spice latte to make myself feel like it
Speaker 2: was fall. Yeah, you and making a lot of soup.
Speaker 2: It's just yeah, I just am excited for the weather,
Speaker 2: you know, pumpkin spice latte girl. No, I'm not, but
Speaker 2: I had to be.
Speaker 1: It just felt all and this well listen, like, don't
Speaker 1: be one of those people that post on Instagram about it,
Speaker 1: but like what, there's a reason that these things are
Speaker 1: basic because they're so good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was great. I also posted about my ugs,
Speaker 2: so I really am that girl, that jugy girl from
Speaker 2: the early two thousands. But it's okay. I'm embracing it.
Speaker 1: Those girl Like I used to think those are the
Speaker 1: hottest things ever. If it was like the ug boots
Speaker 1: with like the black uh the leggings one leggings, and
Speaker 1: they always had the north faced jacket on house Like
Speaker 1: that girl is my dream girl right there.
Speaker 3: I was never a fan of that style, but teach
Speaker 3: the throw and I guess, Caylen, I'm excited that you're
Speaker 3: rocking your inner your inner child.
Speaker 1: You got your ugs, you got your.
Speaker 3: Pumpkin spice latte, you got your nostalgic wedding setting.
Speaker 2: I'm so excited. I'm so excited for the wedding and
Speaker 2: all of the like unique uh factors that are coming
Speaker 2: into play with it. It's I don't know, it's very us.
Speaker 2: And that's what I've realized with each couple, Like each couple,
Speaker 2: their wedding just made sense for them, and I think
Speaker 2: ours is just going to make perfect sense for us.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well see, or it could be a complete disaster.
Speaker 1: Who knows.
Speaker 2: You're insane for saying that.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying it's not impossible.
Speaker 2: On the topic of weddings and some that have not
Speaker 2: gone well, Joe Jonas and Sophia Sophie Turner are filing
Speaker 2: for divorce. That's so sad and shocking, and wasn't Ashley
Speaker 2: just with the Jonas brothers.
Speaker 1: Yes, so we both were very briefly we walked into
Speaker 1: a room. It was for they were in Jersey for
Speaker 1: this Children's Place event. And this is one I think
Speaker 1: I told you guys where we had to We were
Speaker 1: going down to Virginia for one of her friend's wedding,
Speaker 1: and so we're supposed to fly Thursday night and then
Speaker 1: I was going to fly home Sunday because I had
Speaker 1: to be back for the coffee shop. And of course
Speaker 1: we got this invite which was incredible an opportunit We're
Speaker 1: never going to pass down for Thursday in Jersey to
Speaker 1: meet up with the Jones brothers at this Children's place,
Speaker 1: to have a moment with them and be a part
Speaker 1: of this fun event and Dawson is going to walk
Speaker 1: the red carpet. It was a really cool, you know, opportunity,
Speaker 1: So of course we took it. But the problem is
Speaker 1: then we changed all our flights, so then we had
Speaker 1: to drive to Jersey and then drive to Virginia and
Speaker 1: then that was the weekend. Anyway, point is, yes, we
Speaker 1: had a moment with them. So we walked in backstage
Speaker 1: and I have met Kevin a couple of times. He's
Speaker 1: always very nice. I think I know his wife watches Bachelor.
Speaker 1: I don't know if he does or not. But he's
Speaker 1: kind of friendly with Wells too. And then and then
Speaker 1: of course he has which the name iscassed me now,
Speaker 1: but he has his own show that was airing before
Speaker 1: Charity season. And then I met Joe once before, saw
Speaker 1: Joe again, and then met Nick for the very first time,
Speaker 1: very briefly. Claim to fame, Thank you Easton. I knew
Speaker 1: it rhymed. I was like, it's something fame and it
Speaker 1: rhymes claim to fame. But so anyway, yeah, it was.
Speaker 1: It was cool to meet them, to be in their presence,
Speaker 1: even just for a few minutes. Ashley gots to you know,
Speaker 1: fangirl for a moment.
Speaker 2: And this was last week or two weeks ago.
Speaker 1: Might have been longer than that, three weeks ago. Now,
Speaker 1: was Sophie there? Sophie was not there, none of the
Speaker 1: none of the lines were there.
Speaker 2: Was Joe wearing his wedding ring?
Speaker 3: Oh if I.
Speaker 1: Remember, we watch the video, but wasn't there a whole
Speaker 1: thing that he just wore his wedding ring?
Speaker 2: So yeah, the news broke that they were going to
Speaker 2: file for divorce, that Joe was about to and then
Speaker 2: the next day he puts his wedding ring back on,
Speaker 2: and Sophie Turner was at the concert, and then the
Speaker 2: next day it's like, we're getting divorced.
Speaker 1: Huh, yeah, why would you do that?
Speaker 2: So weird? I don't know. Maybe to show like we're
Speaker 2: a united friend even though we're getting divorced, We're still
Speaker 2: going to like remain civil for our kids, is my take.
Speaker 2: Oh they have kids, Yeah, they have two kids. I think.
Speaker 1: Try to pull this Jonas Brothers video to see if
Speaker 1: we can see Joe's finger do some sleuthing. I can't tell.
Speaker 1: There's no way I'm gonna be able to tell this thing.
Speaker 1: I don't have to go back, but I'm sure he was.
Speaker 1: Where was there a thing where he wasn't wearing his
Speaker 1: wedding ring?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Apparently that's what I'm seeing on TikTok. But it
Speaker 2: doesn't matter because they're getting divorced and it's pretty sad,
Speaker 2: is it. I love them. They're such a unique couple. Yeah,
Speaker 2: well and just so random, like this game of Throne
Speaker 2: Star comes together with this boy band guy from the
Speaker 2: early two thousands, just like, so so strange.
Speaker 1: What about Prionka Chopra.
Speaker 2: Yeah, also strange, strange couple. You would never pay them together.
Speaker 1: Who's the married to?
Speaker 2: Kevin's married to Danielle?
Speaker 1: Danielle, and Danielle is very very sweet. Uh, that would
Speaker 1: be more heartbreaking to me, just because they've been together
Speaker 1: for a long time. Danielle is not in the industry
Speaker 1: from my understanding.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they did a TV show. I remember watching it
Speaker 2: on E News like probably like a decade ago, and
Speaker 2: they just seem like the most normal, down to earth couple.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I love that story. That's a great story. But
Speaker 1: in terms of two A list celebrities meeting each other
Speaker 1: and coming together, I'm like, it's obviously sad. Of course,
Speaker 1: anytime a relationship dissolves, it's very very depressing.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 1: I'm just old, and I'm that guy who tells people
Speaker 1: to get off my lawn. Now, I'm just like, yeah, sad,
Speaker 1: they'll be fine, They'll be okay, they'll make it work
Speaker 1: with their Yeah, lots of lots of money. I know.
Speaker 1: It's so I wish I could.
Speaker 3: Be like, yeah, they are two beautiful people.
Speaker 1: Dude, because Ashley is like, obviously very stunned by the
Speaker 1: news and is very interested in it because she just
Speaker 1: is like, I can't believe they're getting divorced. It's so
Speaker 1: crazy to me, and I wish I could have like
Speaker 1: strong opinions about it. But like, especially even when it
Speaker 1: comes to a bachelor couple, anytime a bachelor couple breaks up,
Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, I don't know
Speaker 1: what you want from me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so when Calen and I break up, you'll just
Speaker 3: have that reaction.
Speaker 2: Shut up. On the other end, Joe and Serena got married.
Speaker 2: Did you guys see the pictures.
Speaker 3: I saw some pictures on Instagram. Yeah, they looked really nice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they had a lot of bachelor people there.
Speaker 3: I really like Joe's joke. His opening joke was really funny.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was good.
Speaker 3: That was good. Jared, I'm surprised you and Ashley weren't there.
Speaker 1: Uh, we're friends with Joe and Serena, but we're not
Speaker 1: Like Joe wasn't at our wedding, you know. I would
Speaker 1: say we always say, looking back on it, like who
Speaker 1: would you invite or who would you not invite? And
Speaker 1: we always say, like we would invite. I mean, at
Speaker 1: the time, Joe and Kendall because we kind of we
Speaker 1: went on a couple double dates with them, probably like
Speaker 1: a month or two leading up to the wedding, and
Speaker 1: at that point pretty much everything was already finalized, and
Speaker 1: so we became closer with Joe and Kendall at the time,
Speaker 1: like too far into the process, and like we were like,
Speaker 1: we should invite Joe. But yeah, we're very friendly with them.
Speaker 1: But I'm not surprised that we were not invited to
Speaker 1: the wedding. I mean I wish, you know, yeah, of
Speaker 1: course I would have loved to have been there, but no, uh,
Speaker 1: I feel like it would have been weird.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there was a lot of batter people there there.
Speaker 3: There's like Wells was it the officiant?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, And for a while, Wells wasn't sure that
Speaker 2: he'd be able to come to our wedding because of theirs.
Speaker 2: But luckily they're three weeks apart.
Speaker 3: Obviously, it's not even close. They're even close together. So
Speaker 3: that's good. Yeah that it looks fun, it looks beautiful.
Speaker 3: I don't know anything about where they've had the wedding.
Speaker 3: Was it like South Carolina or.
Speaker 2: Something, Charleston beautiful place.
Speaker 3: Oh, never been.
Speaker 1: It's a great place, do you guys? Let's be honest,
Speaker 1: are you, like, are you nervous leading into your wedding
Speaker 1: in terms of what people are going to think about it?
Speaker 3: Oh, we have to outdo everyone else obviously.
Speaker 2: No. No, I feel like people have been tagging me
Speaker 2: on stuff a lot and like almost comparing because there
Speaker 2: are so many Bachelor in Paradise weddings and you just
Speaker 2: like you can't compare because every like I said, it's
Speaker 2: going to be unique to us as a couple and
Speaker 2: it's going to be amazing and so much fun and
Speaker 2: I can't wait.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we can't compare. Do you compare, Jared? After your
Speaker 3: wedding now seeing other people's weddings, do you compare yours
Speaker 3: to theirs?
Speaker 1: I don't think we really compare. It's just like, like
Speaker 1: Helen said, everything is so different. I mean, listen, I
Speaker 1: don't know. It's so I guess we don't trust me
Speaker 1: you're gonna do the same thing. I mean when you
Speaker 1: guys go to weddings, when you're in the process of planning,
Speaker 1: did you not go to a wedding and be like, oh,
Speaker 1: we should do that, but I don't do that.
Speaker 2: Like everything as soon as we got engaged. We started
Speaker 2: critiquing weddings, which is not great, but like you know,
Speaker 2: and then we're like, oh, we loved this, so let's
Speaker 2: incorporate that. But we did not like that, so let's
Speaker 2: not stay away from that. But also speeches. We talked
Speaker 2: about speeches last week and we did decide to allow speeches.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I feel see I'm I'm nervous now
Speaker 1: because what if the speeches fail, what if the people
Speaker 1: giving speeches suck? It's literally all on me, all on you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well you're given one.
Speaker 3: Of those speeches, so have fun. You better up blow it.
Speaker 2: You're one of thirty speeches that are being given.
Speaker 1: But it's gonna be exactly like our wedding.
Speaker 2: Brad's brother texted me and he's like, can I please
Speaker 2: give a speech at your wedding? And I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: Brad's brother, Dean's brother, Brad.
Speaker 3: I knew who you met.
Speaker 2: So he's getting a speech and two of my best
Speaker 2: friends are going to share and do a speech together.
Speaker 1: Is Brad's brother going to give a speech?
Speaker 2: Will also give a speech.
Speaker 1: But Brad's other brother probably won't give a speech. The
Speaker 1: last two weddings I went to the groom said some words,
Speaker 1: so yeah, good shared, he should say some words. Yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you for coming. I'm the man of the hour.
Speaker 1: You know, I need to take control toxic maxillinity. I talk,
Speaker 1: you watch you watch I talk. She listens. So I
Speaker 1: pulled up here an article for Bachelor in Paradise couples
Speaker 1: that are still together. So we've had eight seasons, eight
Speaker 1: seasons of Bachelor in Paradise already filmed, and apparently there
Speaker 1: are thirteen couples that are still together together. Well, we're
Speaker 1: still together. And I put those in quotes because the
Speaker 1: first couple listed here is Michael and Danielle, which it
Speaker 1: feels like.
Speaker 2: We feel like they're broken up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Dean, I don't know if you heard, but Danielle
Speaker 1: has deleted all of her pictures of Michael from her
Speaker 1: social pages. So it feels like that is kaput.
Speaker 3: That is compute. Interesting. Didn't she move to Ohio or
Speaker 3: something to be with him?
Speaker 2: I think so.
Speaker 1: I think so that's because he has his son. That's tough.
Speaker 1: That's tough with the kid, mix things.
Speaker 3: Harder, especially the breakups. Do you feel bad for that
Speaker 3: one or less bad than Sophie and Jonas? I feel
Speaker 3: the same. Yeah, that's fair, that's fair.
Speaker 1: They also have so number two. They're just going in
Speaker 1: chronological order from newest to oldest. Piper and Brendon.
Speaker 2: Are they still together to book up a while ago?
Speaker 1: Well, they broke up and then they got back together.
Speaker 3: Huh.
Speaker 1: Let me check the old Instagram here. Let me see
Speaker 1: if I can pull up yeap Brandon. I'll never say
Speaker 1: more rabs, more raris. Let's see the last time he
Speaker 1: posted on his feed of him and Piper was this
Speaker 1: Christmas of twenty twenty two.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're broken up.
Speaker 1: That doesn't feel like it's let's see it's Instagram story nothing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna go ahead and say that one is over.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm. So now what are we at eleven?
Speaker 1: Well, so we'll count it, so now zero Chris and Alana.
Speaker 1: Do you guys remember I'll put the picture up.
Speaker 2: Oh, I was thinking of Chris other Chris.
Speaker 3: I remember who's the other Chris? Oh?
Speaker 1: Raandon?
Speaker 2: Mike Wazowski? Yeah, yeah, what's his?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry say that last name again? I can.
Speaker 2: It's like Mike Wazowski, like kowski Kowsky.
Speaker 1: I wonder if they're counting that one because they started
Speaker 1: dating actually and I started dating off camera tooon they
Speaker 1: kind of met.
Speaker 3: It's different, I guess because.
Speaker 1: Ashley and I were like trying to on the show. Anyway,
Speaker 1: Let's see if they counted. So Chris and Alana, I
Speaker 1: wonder if they're still together because they were they were
Speaker 1: the ones that like everybody hated.
Speaker 3: Yeah, unfairly. I think they were getting a lot of
Speaker 3: heat for not doing anything that bad.
Speaker 1: I don't think so they are still together because she
Speaker 1: just posted two days ago first photo.
Speaker 3: Good for them. I do love that snaps for those guys.
Speaker 1: Number four obviously just got married, Joe and Serena. I
Speaker 1: wonder if Serena is going to change her last name
Speaker 1: from Pitt to I.
Speaker 2: Feel like we've asked her that and I can't remember
Speaker 2: what she said.
Speaker 3: Amabel Amble. What's his last name of Moble? I think
Speaker 3: I'll take Pitt over Mobley was asking. I wonder she's
Speaker 3: going to change her last name to Grochery. Yeah, you're
Speaker 3: in a grocery store.
Speaker 1: Kenny and Maury still together, getting married very soon, I believe.
Speaker 2: Yeah, another bachelor wedding, Paradise wedding.
Speaker 1: I mean, you guys are killing the games. So hold on,
Speaker 1: that's two, right, so far three. You know, that's why
Speaker 1: I went on Paradise. My mass skills are not that good.
Speaker 1: So that's three. Number four, here we go Thomas and Becka,
Speaker 1: of course, expecting a kid.
Speaker 3: They're doing very well. Great, nice, good for that.
Speaker 1: Number five Noah and Abigail still together. And we talked
Speaker 1: about his hair last week on the podcast and he
Speaker 1: cut it.
Speaker 3: And he cut it. He listens, he must listen. No,
Speaker 3: thank you for listening and supporting. I actually texted him.
Speaker 3: I was like, hey, I'm sorry for talking crap about
Speaker 3: your long hair. So you cut it now you look
Speaker 3: really good. But I felt guilty.
Speaker 2: Did he say it was your fault?
Speaker 3: It took him with you days to respond and he
Speaker 3: said something along the lines of lol.
Speaker 1: Okay, so it's definitely your fault. He's mad at you obviously.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, but he looks so much better. Number six
Speaker 1: A little couple cold. I thought we're Bean five and
Speaker 1: Kaylin that we were five. This is you, guys are six. Okay,
Speaker 1: look at you guys.
Speaker 3: Look at your cuteness right now, look at that little
Speaker 3: cute little couple flops.
Speaker 2: That's the day that Dean met Kim Kardashian.
Speaker 3: Yeah, save the bees, Save the bees.
Speaker 2: And we almost mister flight to go out in mollow
Speaker 2: that night.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 1: I cannot believe you dressed like this next to Kaylen.
Speaker 3: It was it was intentional. I wanted to make her
Speaker 3: stand out way more and and just really pop next
Speaker 3: to me. And yeah, so its a really selfless move
Speaker 3: I think I made obviously.
Speaker 1: Number seven Hannah and Dylan of course they just got
Speaker 1: married as well, and the petties and yes, and the
Speaker 1: million dollar wedding million to a million dollars.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it has to be.
Speaker 1: How does that wedding get any cheaper? So that was
Speaker 1: number seven. Number eight, Look how young we look? Look
Speaker 1: how young?
Speaker 2: Is that really chronological? You guys are the next after
Speaker 2: our season?
Speaker 1: I think they're just going because we got engaged.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, okay, because.
Speaker 1: We came back and got engaged right after.
Speaker 3: Was that when we got engaged?
Speaker 1: I don't remember you got engage season first season.
Speaker 2: Or no, no, you skipped that season.
Speaker 1: Season five engaged? Yeah, season five, we got engaged, but
Speaker 1: it was not the season that you guys met on. No,
Speaker 1: we went on six. Yeah, that was the Crystal and
Speaker 1: Chris weds. Yeah, so crazy, we'll never forget that like
Speaker 1: going up and then hearing this story about how Deen.
Speaker 2: Oh I was uh intoxicated at that wedding and quite heartbroken.
Speaker 3: No, you had your boy connorst there to look at
Speaker 3: and mat with, so you were doing fine.
Speaker 2: I was not fine anyone who saw me at that wedding,
Speaker 2: soa just me fighting back to you is the whole night.
Speaker 3: You were fine?
Speaker 1: So funny. Still, the best moment in the history of
Speaker 1: Paradise is when Connor sitting on that bed.
Speaker 2: With Christine a loser.
Speaker 1: Oh he calls him a loser, but also the fact
Speaker 1: that you know, obviously somebody asked him, like, how are
Speaker 1: you feeling Dean's talking to your girl right now over
Speaker 1: in the corner. He goes, I'm not worried, Like I
Speaker 1: feel like we have a strong connection. And then Christina
Speaker 1: looks at him, she goes, have you met Dean?
Speaker 3: Yeah? And he goes no, and she goes okay.
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, that's the most realist moment I've
Speaker 4: ever seen on reality TV, because like, of course, like,
Speaker 4: don't make sure your head fits through the door, bro,
Speaker 4: But it was like, yeah, he's just.
Speaker 3: There's complimentary or not or if she was like kind
Speaker 3: of talking crap about me, but I'll.
Speaker 1: Take the I I took it as you're in. You're
Speaker 1: in deep, bro, because like this guy just came to
Speaker 1: get your girl and he's better than you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Caitlyn, and look you take a chance on me
Speaker 3: and now are getting married. Good for us.
Speaker 2: Crazy, it's crazy.
Speaker 1: Of course. Next up, I think we're on eight now.
Speaker 1: Raven and Adam of course, very happy. Number two baby
Speaker 1: number two. It's so crazy they have two kids. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just weird to think about number nine. I believe
Speaker 1: we're Jade and Tanner of course. Oh geez man, yeah,
Speaker 1: we just obviously it's become public now that Jade has
Speaker 1: had her miscarriage second one. Insanity, poor thing, but really sad.
Speaker 1: It's so sad. It's crazy too, because they were going
Speaker 1: back and forth whether they wanted more kids, because which
Speaker 1: I totally understand, like we have one and I'm like,
Speaker 1: do we want another kids? It's a lot, they have three,
Speaker 1: she wanted a fourth or wasn't really down for it.
Speaker 1: And then they were like, well, let's try and if
Speaker 1: it doesn't happen soon, it won't like we'll just you know,
Speaker 1: not have a kid. And then of course, first try
Speaker 1: and then that happens, so crazy, so crazy.
Speaker 3: But what are they going to do to you know,
Speaker 3: are they going to try again or are they just
Speaker 3: gonna see what happens.
Speaker 1: I have no idea, uh, no idea. My gut would
Speaker 1: tell me, you know, probably not. That's Jade's second miscarriage.
Speaker 1: Oh you know, she had a miscarriage, which she's been
Speaker 1: public about. She had a miscarriage before Emmy, so who
Speaker 1: was there first. So she had a miscarriage and then they
Speaker 1: had three kids, and then she got pregnant for a
Speaker 1: fifth time and then had the miscarriage again. Jeez, well,
Speaker 1: three is a good number.
Speaker 3: Three still is a big, full, happy family. So hopefully
Speaker 3: hopefully they're, oh, yeah, we'll come back from.
Speaker 1: That and no, and they're you know, they have such
Speaker 1: a great family and the three kids are just the
Speaker 1: most adorable things ever. It's so funny that we took
Speaker 1: a picture of Dawson when we were in La We
Speaker 1: were all hanging out their house and we got a
Speaker 1: picture of all four kids. Dude, Dawson looks like he
Speaker 1: could be a part of that family. It's insane, like
Speaker 1: he's just the fourth kid because he's got blonde hair
Speaker 1: and blue eyes. All of their kids have blonde hair
Speaker 1: and blue eyes, and number ten, I think we're at
Speaker 1: something like that. Kevin and Astrid. Of course, Kevin and
Speaker 1: Astrod got together on season five of A Bachelor in
Speaker 1: Paradise and good form. They have two kids now or
Speaker 1: she's pregnant with their second.
Speaker 2: Crazy good success stories.
Speaker 1: So insane, way more than anything. Like, I feel like
Speaker 1: there's so many couples I just forgot about. And then,
Speaker 1: like you said, they didn't even count Bukowski and Anna,
Speaker 1: who met on the show and then started dating afterwards.
Speaker 2: But he was on our season, so I guess they met.
Speaker 2: They didn't meet on the show, right, I.
Speaker 1: Met through like bachelor circles.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Also, it's weird how it seems like a lot more
Speaker 3: of the success is stacked on the latter half of
Speaker 3: the seasons. Like the first four seasons there's like two
Speaker 3: or three couples, and then the last six there's seven
Speaker 3: or eight couples.
Speaker 1: You know that's interesting. Are you trying to say something, Yeah.
Speaker 3: We're way better. US later couples are better than your earlier.
Speaker 1: Couples, Or you could make the argument that US earlier
Speaker 1: couples are actually authentic and then the later couples are
Speaker 1: just doing it for Instagram their purposes. Reason I'm that's
Speaker 1: the only reason I'm doing it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2: Well I took the words right out of your mouth.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you you just know me so well.
Speaker 2: But Gina, what also is so crazy that I was
Speaker 2: thinking about the other day, if the producers decided in
Speaker 2: any other direction, like so many kids wouldn't have been born,
Speaker 2: so many marriages wouldn't have happened, Like if Dean became
Speaker 2: the Bachelor, Jared, if you became the Bachelor, like everyone's lives,
Speaker 2: everyone's lives would be so different. It's crazy. If you
Speaker 2: were a bachelorette, that would have never happened.
Speaker 3: But yeah, they would have, weren't you didn't you sign
Speaker 3: your contract or something, and it's.
Speaker 2: Any contract, but it's it's just imagine like, let's say
Speaker 2: you were the Bachelor over Ari, then Lauren and Ari
Speaker 2: wouldn't have these kids.
Speaker 3: They wouldn't be married, right, true, maybe they still would.
Speaker 3: Who knows?
Speaker 2: Why were you not?
Speaker 1: I forget because I was a boy, obviously got it
Speaker 1: all the paradise. Yes, because I forget, I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: why was because I know? I mean, I don't know
Speaker 1: for a fact, you obviously know Peter much better than myself,
Speaker 1: but I had heard that it was just getting increasingly difficult.
Speaker 1: It should have been him.
Speaker 3: I think it's so weird, even being as close as
Speaker 3: I or was to Peter. I mean, we're still friends,
Speaker 3: but we used to be a lot closer. Just proximity
Speaker 3: is hard when he's in Wisconsin, but he like, I
Speaker 3: don't know the I don't even know the true story
Speaker 3: of what happened. I feel like I hear conflicting things
Speaker 3: every time it gets brought up. But what I think,
Speaker 3: what I've filled together myself, is that he was about
Speaker 3: to be announced, like walking out on stage, about to
Speaker 3: be announced, and I can't remember exactly what happened, but
Speaker 3: like either he decided he didn't want to do it,
Speaker 3: or they pulled the plug on it. But I'm pretty
Speaker 3: sure he was at one of the reunions, at the
Speaker 3: Paradise Reunion, about to be announced, and then they like
Speaker 3: pulled the plug at the last second. Wow.
Speaker 1: I could be wrong, but I don't know. That's what
Speaker 1: I think is right.
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: I hope that that's an awesome story. I wish it
Speaker 1: was Pete.
Speaker 3: I wish Peter was Bachelor obviously, Like it sucked going
Speaker 3: from our season to then the next guy was some
Speaker 3: guy that I've never even met before. Like I wanted
Speaker 3: to be a libtle to like support Peter from the Wings,
Speaker 3: you know, and watch him go on his journey. But
Speaker 3: then every Bachelor thereafter I didn't even I've never even met.
Speaker 3: So it sucks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's so crazy. It's just the Paradise is
Speaker 1: the most successful. I'm taking a look at all the
Speaker 1: bachelorettes because I feel like Bachelor, it's just Matt, Jane's
Speaker 1: still Dane Rachel, but they're not engaged or anything, but
Speaker 1: they're still together. And then Sean and Catherine. There's no
Speaker 1: other Bachelor couple together.
Speaker 2: Right maybe like years and years ago, no Sean, it was.
Speaker 1: I know for a fact, Sean was the only one
Speaker 1: growing until like when I show he was like the
Speaker 1: Marquis Bachelor. And then Jason Mesnick, but uh, he chose
Speaker 1: his second one, so I guess they don't really count.
Speaker 1: But like Claire's not with her guy, Hannah's not with
Speaker 1: her guy. Uh, Meredith and Jen I don't know who
Speaker 1: they are. Andy's obviously not with Josh Murray. Rachel's Rachel
Speaker 1: and Brian. So there's one right now.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Becca and Garrett obviously no, and Jordan, Katie no, Ashley,
Speaker 1: Her and JP broke up. Wow, that sucks. I forgot
Speaker 1: about that. Rachel, no, Deanna no JoJo's yep, Michelle no Ali, no, Caitlin, No,
Speaker 1: poor Kaitlin.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you.
Speaker 1: And then she announces the breakup of Jason, and then
Speaker 1: both Sean and Nick announced that they're they're having a baby.
Speaker 1: Tasha no, Jillian, no Desert Ray No. This is such
Speaker 1: a random I know, I don't know why it's in
Speaker 1: this order. I'm all over the place now. Uh Is
Speaker 1: Desirael still with Chris Well?
Speaker 2: The success sorate of Bachelor in Paradise is much much better.
Speaker 1: So she's still with christ We're kulling that. So that's three. Gabby,
Speaker 1: no charity. We're gonna say unforeseen right now. Dude, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: I forgot Jeff Holmes. That's insane. Do you ever meet Jeff?
Speaker 1: I did? And then Trista and Ryan. So four, so
Speaker 1: four bachelorettes, way more Paradise couples. I've met Jeff once.
Speaker 1: He was very nice. I had no idea I knew
Speaker 1: he was from the or somebody said he was from
Speaker 1: the franchise, and then I had heard his name because
Speaker 1: he's such a polarizing figure, but I had no idea
Speaker 1: that he was the winner.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm. Yeah. I met him once at the beach,
Speaker 3: same same thing. It's very quick, can brief, but he
Speaker 3: seem nice. But I don't really know anything else about it.
Speaker 1: It seem nice. He just definitely didn't seem like a
Speaker 1: guy who's ready to be a husband.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, sure, like you got engaged. Huh,
Speaker 1: that's crazy, you know, someone like I met JP once.
Speaker 1: You know, obviously they're not together no more, which is
Speaker 1: very sad. But I was like, this guy gives off
Speaker 1: like husband vibes, you know what I mean. Obviously trying
Speaker 1: to think of other guys that like, you know, cool,
Speaker 1: It's god, I don't know, I feel like a lot
Speaker 1: of them they're like, oh, this guy's ready for like Matt.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't think Jeff Holmes ready for marriage.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe he is. Maybe none of us are ready
Speaker 3: for marriage until we actually get married.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then you just grind it out. Caitlin, are
Speaker 1: you ready for marriage?
Speaker 2: Give me about two weeks?
Speaker 1: How are your vows looking.
Speaker 2: Give me about two weeks.
Speaker 3: Okay, gotcha. So you haven't even started them.
Speaker 2: That's great, Yes I have. I've been. One of my
Speaker 2: friends was like start writing them, like just start taking
Speaker 2: notes once you get engaged, and then like keep adding
Speaker 2: to it. So that's what I've done. I just need
Speaker 2: to like actually sit down and figure out exactly what
Speaker 2: I want to say. Now.
Speaker 3: Nice.
Speaker 2: What about you?
Speaker 1: Yeah, same thing as you.
Speaker 3: I've got a lot of notes scattered in my mind.
Speaker 3: I just need to put pen to paper and start
Speaker 3: getting them all written out.
Speaker 2: You told me last night you found the perfect rhythm
Speaker 2: to it all.
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 3: I found the structure that I want, but I still
Speaker 3: haven't written anything down. I was pretty drunk last night.
Speaker 3: I haven't drink in a while, and we were having
Speaker 3: our fantasy football draft, and so I had a couple
Speaker 3: two beers.
Speaker 1: Yeah that sounds pretty accurate.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's got it.
Speaker 1: He's got the rhythm of it down, ready to go.
Speaker 1: Seven minutes before the wedding.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of solo hiking time out here to
Speaker 3: reflect and think about what I'm going to say and
Speaker 3: all that stuff. So I've had some time to think
Speaker 3: about it. So hopefully it's as good as yours.
Speaker 1: How many mounains you got? I got seven mountains left.
Speaker 2: He's so close.
Speaker 1: Hey, Jared, am I supposed to get kill in a
Speaker 1: wedding gift?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: Oh, I did not know this either, my friend, and
Speaker 1: thank god. Shout out to our wedding planner, Troy Williams,
Speaker 1: who said, listen, he told me about Probably he only
Speaker 1: told me maybe a few days before the wedding, but
Speaker 1: still plenty of time. He said, I don't know if
Speaker 1: you know this or not, but it's traditional for the wife,
Speaker 1: excuse me, for the bride and groom to exchange gifts
Speaker 1: before the wedding. I know for a fact your bride
Speaker 1: has gotten you something, so I would get her something.
Speaker 2: And I said, okay, what did you guys get each other?
Speaker 1: She got me Patriot cufflinks? Nice and so those are
Speaker 1: really cute yes to wear at the wedding and they're
Speaker 1: so obviously very thoughtful. And then I got her because
Speaker 1: mine was a little.
Speaker 3: Bit more or last minute, but you know, that's what
Speaker 3: dudes do.
Speaker 1: It was a framed portrait of Rosecliffe where we got married,
Speaker 1: and I had the date written on there before our
Speaker 1: wedding so it's like a nice little framed portrait of Rosecliff.
Speaker 1: And then I had our our date and engraved. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so that was a nice little gift.
Speaker 3: Kailin, did you get me a cupleinks? Because Easton also
Speaker 3: got cuplings.
Speaker 2: I saw that I have gotten Dean a couple gifts
Speaker 2: so far, and every time I get him something, I
Speaker 2: just give it to him. Okay, it's sitting run in
Speaker 2: front of me. I got him these, which are so cool.
Speaker 2: It's a Broncos folded T shirts and then a Nuggets
Speaker 2: one so he can frame them. Oh, that's cool, like
Speaker 2: vintage T shirts. And then I got him a little
Speaker 2: thing to frame of all of the fourteen years in
Speaker 2: Colorado that he's climbing. And then I got him one
Speaker 2: more thing that I'll give him on the wedding day.
Speaker 1: Cuflings.
Speaker 2: Ah, not cuplings, good because I already have cuplings.
Speaker 1: I know I don't need another pair. Dean, have you
Speaker 1: begun work on getting her something?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I was going to order it yesterday, but I
Speaker 3: would get to the house before I would get there
Speaker 3: and Kiln would see it before or I would be
Speaker 3: have the chance to hide it.
Speaker 1: So I haven't ordered it yet.
Speaker 3: But but now after hearing all these gifts, it seems
Speaker 3: like they're supposed to be like small gifts, not like
Speaker 3: a big gift.
Speaker 1: I mean, I wouldn't get her like a jacuzzi.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I returned to the jacuzzie.
Speaker 1: Okay, get your refund back from that again, something that
Speaker 1: you can hand over. I can't remember you said you
Speaker 1: guys were not.
Speaker 3: Well like.
Speaker 1: For example, because the way Ashley and I did it,
Speaker 1: we stayed in separate rooms.
Speaker 3: So we had.
Speaker 1: Troy, our wedding planner, who's very sweet.
Speaker 3: He came.
Speaker 1: To where we were getting ready in that room next
Speaker 1: to the chapel, and he handed me He's like, this
Speaker 1: is a gift from your bride before you walked down
Speaker 1: the aisle. And then he did the same thing to
Speaker 1: Ashley where he walked in she was He was like,
Speaker 1: this is a gift from your groom before your wedding.
Speaker 1: So it was really nice to have that moment and
Speaker 1: then of course ultimately see her walked down the aisle.
Speaker 3: Sweet, did you wear the cufflinks at the wedding? Yeah,
Speaker 3: of course.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's actually a picture. It's very nice of Nick
Speaker 1: putting because I I'm not good at conflicts and of
Speaker 1: course Nick would be. So it's a very sweet photo
Speaker 1: of Nick helping me put on my cufflings before the wedding,
Speaker 1: which is nice. How can you be bad at cuflins?
Speaker 1: I've never worn cufflings.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you just like put the thing through the
Speaker 3: hole and then turn it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I guess it was just more because it's awkward.
Speaker 2: I was like, it's like putting a bracelet on yourself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I had a nice shirt on, so it
Speaker 1: was it's like folded over. And then I was just
Speaker 1: having difficulty. As you can see, I'm hitting my mic
Speaker 1: just trying to mimic me putting cufflings on. You can
Speaker 1: only imagine the real thing. So Nick was helping. That's
Speaker 1: why not beautiful moment, just kind of dumb, beautiful moment.
Speaker 1: Beautiful moment. And then we made out and it was
Speaker 1: so nice.
Speaker 3: And that's the last kiss you ever had until you
Speaker 3: got married.
Speaker 1: That was my last first kiss, last kiss, right, All right?
Speaker 3: Cool?
Speaker 1: Well, I think that's going to do it for this
Speaker 1: week's episode. We are getting closer and closer to the wedding,
Speaker 1: so this is going to air next week. Hold on,
Speaker 1: let's just get the date. I want to make sure
Speaker 1: that we we still have another episode after this.
Speaker 3: Before the day.
Speaker 1: Yes, I have two more, two more, so two more
Speaker 1: episodes before you guys are husband and wife. Is the
Speaker 1: honeymoon finalized?
Speaker 2: Still waiting for a hotel because we want to Yeah,
Speaker 2: still working on it, but it's not till December.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, but you guys got time and anyway? Perfect?
Speaker 3: Okay, cool?
Speaker 1: I was curious about that. But you're still South Africa.
Speaker 1: Yeah all right, cool, Well, and I'm taking us on
Speaker 1: a mini moon, a secret mini moon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's happening.
Speaker 3: Still still happening, okay, yeah, so get ready for that.
Speaker 1: I'll pay for this one. You pay for South Africa.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, we're leaving in the country, so it's
Speaker 3: it's still a big expensive spoiler spoiler alert.
Speaker 1: Oh very nice.
Speaker 3: But no, we're just gonna stay and Aspen for like
Speaker 3: a week after the wedding, I think, and relax and
Speaker 3: climbs mountains or something.
Speaker 1: Cool, not me. Yeah, she'll be relaxing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she'll be relaxing while we're climbing the mountains. Can't wait.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well that's gonna do it.
Speaker 3: For this week's episode of Help we Suck at Being Newlyweds.
Speaker 3: Thank you guys so much for joining us. I'm sorry
Speaker 3: if my mic was windy or if any golfers were
Speaker 3: cursing in the background, but thank you for listening. Jared,
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