Speaker 1: The phone thing is getting out of control. You saw
Speaker 1: the when Beyonce almost fell and everybody had their phone.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: I was like, you can't catch here, like you know,
Speaker 1: like that's you guys about to record possibly a pop
Speaker 1: star dying. Yeah, you know what I mean, you should chill.
Speaker 1: I think if I was there, out of it, coordinating
Speaker 1: like all hands together, let's I'm so sick Like I
Speaker 1: was like, who is not.
Speaker 3: Let's figure out a way to catch Literally, I would
Speaker 3: have built it like pyramid, let's go guys in Spain.
Speaker 1: But like, yo, I see this war.
Speaker 4: Chips in your.
Speaker 3: Kuala bears are racist, lay money turkey stuff.
Speaker 1: I can't tell me.
Speaker 5: Said, I'm so sick of love songs. I'm so tired
Speaker 5: of tears. I'm so done with wishing that you are
Speaker 5: still here. I'm so sick of love songs, so sad
Speaker 5: and slow. But why can't I turn off the radio?
Speaker 1: There it is?
Speaker 5: There is, Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal episode
Speaker 5: of My Mama Told Me the podcast where we'd.
Speaker 3: Sing you did that, and then I was singing about
Speaker 3: busting baby.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's like a natural progression.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 5: He changed quite a bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but different
Speaker 5: vibes for sure. Doesn't he have like five wives? Yeah,
Speaker 5: he's very openly polyamorous. Now yeah, bust the Baby, busted Baby,
Speaker 5: Busty Baby got me cruising through the visa petals.
Speaker 3: Oh man, Johnny, you know yeah that was.
Speaker 5: The Busted Baby Part two.
Speaker 1: Oh, you're right. We weren't as big.
Speaker 5: As a fan of Busted Baby the original. It was
Speaker 5: Busy Baby part one. It wasn't It wasn't no Plies,
Speaker 5: no Neo.
Speaker 1: It was just Neo.
Speaker 5: No, this was song Busted Baby without Neil. Busted Baby
Speaker 5: is a PLI song, that Neo feature song.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you gotta cut that, you gotta You can't
Speaker 3: just have also right as well.
Speaker 1: That's why I was.
Speaker 5: Thinking of that talking about ne know, I'm saying that
Speaker 5: that Busted Baby Part one is just Plies and then
Speaker 5: Busted Baby Part two is him making a remix of
Speaker 5: Busted Baby.
Speaker 1: That is Neo and the Neil just around on like
Speaker 1: some poly ship and you want to hit the studio.
Speaker 1: That's not happen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just like me in Miami. It's just happened
Speaker 3: to be high together. What's that Usher and r Kelly song?
Speaker 3: Same girl, I'd like to think about it as that situation.
Speaker 3: We might as well make a song. I believe that
Speaker 3: same girl. Yeah, you can hear the lyric.
Speaker 1: It felt wrong. Yeah, it was real.
Speaker 5: It really felt like they were like, look, man, we
Speaker 5: could be mad at each other, but we could turn
Speaker 5: this into someone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, make our money back, because you can tell maybe
Speaker 1: one was like fun in her apartment and then the
Speaker 1: other was like her shopping. They were like, yo, I
Speaker 1: can't believe she played us both. I can't believe it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he shout out to her for that little bit
Speaker 3: of time she was flying close to the sun.
Speaker 1: Not only that's beautiful, that's amazing.
Speaker 5: Not only that, fucking with r Kelly and managing to
Speaker 5: stay free. Yeah, that's that's it, was it. That's a miracle, man.
Speaker 1: Usher she was.
Speaker 3: That was probably the best summer her. Yeah, yeah, got out,
Speaker 3: she said, bitch, I got sure.
Speaker 1: And unburned.
Speaker 2: Again.
Speaker 1: She's really the hero of that song. He's like, I
Speaker 1: got bitches roped in the basement, But I wouldn't do
Speaker 1: that to her. I love her. That's he's different. She's
Speaker 1: a ton yes woman, his legal chick. That's why he
Speaker 1: was torn. Yeah, you gotta treat them right. Damn wow,
Speaker 1: Well I think that covers. That's an intro.
Speaker 5: That's a great intro. Our guest today, he's already here
Speaker 5: with us. He's hilarious.
Speaker 1: You know him.
Speaker 5: You know him from Abbo Elementary, you know him from Insecure.
Speaker 5: You know him best, most importantly from his brand new
Speaker 5: special It's it's on Hulu. It's available now. It's goddamn funny.
Speaker 5: He's god damn funny. Give it up for.
Speaker 6: Absolutely not.
Speaker 1: Okay, you got to go. I love to call you
Speaker 1: all guard.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: We don't know how you're supposed to sound of animal
Speaker 1: cross talk. That's difficult. I appreciate you guys having me.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: This is all so we're very excited you're here.
Speaker 5: You came to us with a conspiracy theory that I
Speaker 5: wouldn't associate with black people. Until very recently, this this
Speaker 5: did not feel like it had any black audience until
Speaker 5: very very recently. Now when you're on TikTok, you'll occasionally
Speaker 5: see black people talking about this. But you said, my
Speaker 5: mama told me the hollow earth theory.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hollow earth. There's an earth within like the center
Speaker 1: of Earth habitable. You know, there's been different things that
Speaker 1: came about that kind of backs it, like, I don't
Speaker 1: know if you ever heard about the guy that flew
Speaker 1: over because they said the interest is in the South
Speaker 1: Pole or all. That's how you get in, ye, Like
Speaker 1: it's an entrance to the center of the Earth via
Speaker 1: the poles. There's like a hole. There's a hole, big holes,
Speaker 1: like big big hole. When it did he yeah, one
Speaker 1: of the top, one of the bottom. Weird come about.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of space, a lot of space. Gotta
Speaker 1: have two holes for that. And there was one thing
Speaker 1: that kind of you know, had me believe in it.
Speaker 1: There was like a report I think it was like
Speaker 1: nineteen forty three or something where a plane for a
Speaker 1: pilot flew over it and he reported back to like, yo,
Speaker 1: there was a bunch of green like greenery everywhere in
Speaker 1: the middle of the South Pole. And then he also
Speaker 1: explained like seeing some kind of craft that was flying around.
Speaker 1: And then when he told the government, they like questioned
Speaker 1: him crazy, and then they made him stop talking about it. Okay, yo, Yeah.
Speaker 5: You're saying this man, this man exposed the hollow earth
Speaker 5: and then got shut down by the government.
Speaker 1: Shut down, which is not we're seeing it now. Okay,
Speaker 1: shut down it's getting more. It's getting They're easy to
Speaker 1: believe it these things.
Speaker 6: That's how Yeah, once you start being like, you see
Speaker 6: what they're doing over here?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so the man maybe they could do that over here.
Speaker 1: But my mama told me doing Obama was like yeah,
Speaker 1: but now I'm like, wait, what was that thing you
Speaker 1: told me about it? And here's the thing. We didn't
Speaker 1: need a hollow Earth during Obama. We did it. We
Speaker 1: had a black president. We need to escape things bad think.
Speaker 5: For some people, that's how they landed on hollow Earth because.
Speaker 1: They're like, go somewhere. They're like, I can't be from here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this can't be it, this can't be right. I just
Speaker 1: don't feel like I belong here. You know, something's off. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it stinks up here now I'm always yeah, yeah, they're
Speaker 1: just tacky. Yeah.
Speaker 5: So so you you have you certainly know a lot
Speaker 5: about the hollow Earth, or at least like the premise
Speaker 5: of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, is this something that you believe in? Are you?
Speaker 1: Are you a passionate now this is something you know?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't think. I don't believe in it,
Speaker 1: but I don't believe in it, you know what I mean? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not willing to like go in front of a
Speaker 1: judge for this, I mean, but I'll hear anybody out
Speaker 1: talking about it. You know, it's a fun thing to
Speaker 1: ponder because think about the ocean. We know, we know
Speaker 1: more about space than we do about the bottom of
Speaker 1: the ocean. That's right right now. Someone told me to
Speaker 1: get to enter if you have to go through the ocean,
Speaker 1: I probably believe in it more because that's very mysterious.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: But do you know there's you're not actually allowed to
Speaker 1: fly over the North and South Pole and they say
Speaker 1: it's because it's like dangerous and they want people to
Speaker 1: go or they're trying to keep people out their magnetic
Speaker 1: field for the instruments type of thing. Right well, just
Speaker 1: in terms of even like visiting there. They want the geral,
Speaker 1: they want like their general public, like in certain parts
Speaker 1: of like the North and South Pole. They say because
Speaker 1: it's dangerous, but you know, climbing mouth Everest is dangerous.
Speaker 1: People die annually and they let it. You know what
Speaker 1: I mean, You're saying dangerous doesn't mean impossible, and and
Speaker 1: the government don't really care about us like that so much,
Speaker 1: so it's like, oh you might die that's why. That's
Speaker 1: not that's not there, that's not it's not their concern.
Speaker 1: Everybody tells us they don't mind it for a few
Speaker 1: of us exactly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So whose jurisdiction is the North and South Poole,
Speaker 3: that's a question. Yeah, that's that right. Then it feels
Speaker 3: like it's a conspiracy just in that, Like that's got
Speaker 3: to be multiple places because there's no Antarctica doesn't have
Speaker 3: a government, right, not that I'm aware.
Speaker 5: It's like internationally, you know, penguins have some organization, but
Speaker 5: they're not.
Speaker 3: Wait so then so I just never thought about that.
Speaker 3: If there's no like even loose government for the area,
Speaker 3: what's to stop people from like drilling and whatnot.
Speaker 1: Well, there's certain parts of like internationally government where like
Speaker 1: all nations like sign some kind of contract where they agree,
Speaker 1: like even with Greenland, for example, there's supposed to be
Speaker 1: Trump pulled us out of some contract recently agreed where
Speaker 1: we're not allowed to we're allowed where we could go
Speaker 1: in and like kind of do what you want now.
Speaker 1: But usually, like the major powers in government are different countries.
Speaker 1: They'll sign international treaties for different parts of the world
Speaker 1: where there's like natural resources and different things like that,
Speaker 1: like if anything is found here, we all agree that
Speaker 1: will split it evenly. There's another is like semity based
Speaker 1: is it like Australia and New Zealand places that are
Speaker 1: like no country actually claims there's some island. I saw
Speaker 1: this documentary some middle of middle of the ocean some
Speaker 1: like very and they found something nearby. Uh it was
Speaker 1: like ada, no, no, no, no, no, you know.
Speaker 3: Like don't do that singles poof or something. There's like
Speaker 3: bird poof that turns into some kind of valuable.
Speaker 1: Element. This is this is real. Yeah.
Speaker 5: You know what's fun is if you're lying, you're lying
Speaker 5: about so many things.
Speaker 1: A way to lie. This is fact. This is fact.
Speaker 1: So there's like this island and the middle of the
Speaker 1: ocean right, and underneath it is a bunch of like
Speaker 1: rocks that used to be on land, right but now
Speaker 1: it's covered under the water but not too far deep.
Speaker 1: Or a bunch of seagulls pooped on it like years
Speaker 1: ago or you know, centuries ago whatever, and that that
Speaker 1: poop usually turns to like this valuable kind of a yeah,
Speaker 1: and so it's super valuable, and that that whole area
Speaker 1: is kind of internationally known because like it's middle Ocean
Speaker 1: where it's no country is kind of that nearby. But
Speaker 1: because this valuable thing is under there, now there's all
Speaker 1: this there's all this conflict over who has the rights
Speaker 1: to it, right, and I think America pulled out of
Speaker 1: that as well.
Speaker 5: So to your point, Uh, new research has revealed that
Speaker 5: sea bird poop, the poop of seagulls, pelicans, and penguins,
Speaker 5: could be worth nearly half a billion dollars annually. Think
Speaker 5: it's because seabird feces, also known as guano, can be
Speaker 5: used as a commercial fertilizer and it's vital for cont
Speaker 5: for contributing nutrients to marine ecosystems.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and we've just been letting that shit go. Yeah
Speaker 3: we get mad about it. Yeah, you know it's crazy.
Speaker 3: Companies are not allowed to go in there and get it.
Speaker 3: The rule is you got to have a country sponsoring you.
Speaker 3: That's a part of the treaty.
Speaker 1: Now, the way around that is if you have they're
Speaker 1: using You're supposed to be a first roal country, but
Speaker 1: they're using the island near by to sponsor them because
Speaker 1: they don't have the ability to monitor them.
Speaker 3: My question is if it's proximity based and you get
Speaker 3: like a poor country and you know, I say, exactly
Speaker 3: like the Philippines is like sure, yeah, it saying.
Speaker 5: Here's what this makes me start to spin out a
Speaker 5: little bit because the little the amount of fucking seagull
Speaker 5: poop available to me right now to use to me specifically,
Speaker 5: I could be lord of the nation, but they're not
Speaker 5: telling me this. We need to know quantities, bro. This
Speaker 5: could be industry, is my point. I could I could
Speaker 5: be investing this comedy money into building an actual seabird
Speaker 5: ship factory. But they won't tell me.
Speaker 3: Just as even the worst comedy money flip I've ever heard,
Speaker 3: I think it'd be awesome, it'd be good, and it's
Speaker 3: it's natural.
Speaker 1: It's very low lift, and nobody's looking for them. No
Speaker 1: one's really tapping into it, don't nobody.
Speaker 5: Ain't nobody coming to save them seagulls, man, and I
Speaker 5: hate them.
Speaker 1: They're all in and I don't trust. I don't trust Pelicans.
Speaker 1: Have them tied up in the garage going crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah you just sit them down, Yeah, just just put
Speaker 3: this throw some bread out every once in a while,
Speaker 3: matter of fact, with some laxative on the bread.
Speaker 1: So we got to crank it up. Tired. Hey we
Speaker 1: all tired from Yes, I changed your name to Maurya.
Speaker 1: What happened with the pelicans? Why you?
Speaker 3: Oh you just seen them? Have you been close to one? No,
Speaker 3: it's unnerving. It's like they're way bigger than you think. First.
Speaker 3: It's first like the big mouse, right, yeah, with the
Speaker 3: gullet that it's like way bigger than you. It just
Speaker 3: is like it's one of those animals that you encounter
Speaker 3: where you're like, oh, we're not supposed to share the
Speaker 3: same space. Oh really, you're supposed to be out there violent.
Speaker 1: They feel like they feel its are violent like the
Speaker 1: pink ones.
Speaker 5: Pelicans are not as as like violent as like geese
Speaker 5: star but they're not scared of anything God like huge space.
Speaker 5: You'll like step at them and they'll keep coming like that.
Speaker 1: No, it's not it's it's it's unnerved. I don't like
Speaker 1: it at all. Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 3: You got to kill one from all the others. Yeah,
Speaker 3: let them know, come back and eat it. Just can
Speaker 3: you eat waterfowl?
Speaker 5: I've never heard anybody sir any of those three. So
Speaker 5: I'm gonna say no, I.
Speaker 3: Feel like you can eat any bird A little bit
Speaker 3: I think probably like yeah, oh yeah, anything that we're
Speaker 3: eating more seagull than we realized, doubt that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're gonna slip it in anything local, anything like
Speaker 1: locate inner city. I would imagine it gets caught caught up.
Speaker 5: Every farm I've ever visited had like five chickens and
Speaker 5: yet somehow producing yea, yeah, somehow we've.
Speaker 7: Never even never Yeah, there's there was a wing shortage
Speaker 7: a little bit. There was a wing shortage, but it
Speaker 7: wasn't at two years ago. But it wasn't because we
Speaker 7: ran out of wings. It was because of some weird
Speaker 7: like tariff ship that made it so that we weren't
Speaker 7: chipping wings the.
Speaker 5: Way that you know what I mean, Like I don't
Speaker 5: if I remember correctly. It wasn't like literally, we don't
Speaker 5: have enough chickens no more. It was more like, oh,
Speaker 5: we fucked up the economy in a way that we
Speaker 5: don't have access to wings like we did.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I remember when it happened, feeling duped
Speaker 1: mm hmm. I was like this is this is yes,
Speaker 1: chickens kept inside because I never see chickens, Like when
Speaker 1: you fly over the States, you're looking down just big
Speaker 1: chicken that you see like them. I think they're too
Speaker 1: many chickens for them not to be. I never see
Speaker 1: them off the side of the highway either, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, cow farms, I see every kind of
Speaker 1: farm off the side.
Speaker 5: Of the chickens are still the ones where And I say,
Speaker 5: we're I'm not doing anything to these animals.
Speaker 1: But have you ever killed a chicken? No, I've never
Speaker 1: killed any animals. You think we ran out of chickens
Speaker 1: and we're just even like robotic chickens at this point.
Speaker 5: I think, I think, I think certainly there's already evidence
Speaker 5: of us eating sort of like man made meats.
Speaker 1: Oh for sure, and you know the problems. They taste.
Speaker 1: But the biggest fake chickens taste. Come on, I think
Speaker 1: it tastes wings that be big as turkey, legs and
Speaker 1: titties like good chickens.
Speaker 5: Chicken is like the last animal we're fully like okay
Speaker 5: with abusing, you know what I mean, Like everybody else's
Speaker 5: like kind of got even pigs, we go like, hey,
Speaker 5: leave them alone.
Speaker 1: They're so smart.
Speaker 5: They've nobody likes stands up and it's like.
Speaker 1: Is that good? It is?
Speaker 3: Everybody's like all right, It's kind of like nikes you know, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: we know what you Even on a processing level, right,
Speaker 3: chickens is like low lift compared to processing other meats. Right,
Speaker 3: yea kill a chicken plug it got? It is like
Speaker 3: good to go.
Speaker 1: They can't fly away. Yeah yeah, I mean it's just
Speaker 1: like the ease to get to the meat even But.
Speaker 5: Also I think we do a lot of justification where
Speaker 5: we go, well, it couldn't survive on its own, Yeah,
Speaker 5: so like what was it going to do?
Speaker 1: Who's to say that though? I mean, in my head
Speaker 1: it's the stupidest out of humans can't survive on their own. Yeah,
Speaker 1: imagine stories disappear. I want to know. That's the breakdown.
Speaker 1: It's not even the processing. It's like, I got, I
Speaker 1: don't have any cash. What is this? It is dark ship?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I I I definitely think that, uh that that
Speaker 5: this is news to me, that that the poop is valuable,
Speaker 5: and in that way that does lead me to start
Speaker 5: to question all the pops.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how valuable is are poop? Poop is fertilizerable? Oh
Speaker 1: for sure, try that again.
Speaker 3: Fertilizerable fertilization Yeah yeah, justin running back, cut that out.
Speaker 8: I don't I don't he doesn't.
Speaker 1: Like what I get paid for that you have to
Speaker 1: slow it down and loop.
Speaker 5: Make it sound like idiots fertilizer.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's true. If all poop is first.
Speaker 5: I would it not be because I think there's probably
Speaker 5: some chemical reactions for certain things, or it.
Speaker 1: Doesn't matter like what you eat. Maybe you're like a
Speaker 1: if you eat it organic all the time. I think
Speaker 1: your poop should be good to go, But it feels
Speaker 1: like you would have something to do with stomach ensigns, right,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, I only speak on one. I know. Yeah, you're.
Speaker 3: Oops all poops, Then why don't we all saving our poop?
Speaker 3: Maybe they are saving it and we're just get rid
Speaker 3: of that. I'm saying we flushing it. But the government
Speaker 3: might be.
Speaker 1: Off the top.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, So it says I like that y'all are
Speaker 5: working on this together. But it says while animal and
Speaker 5: human waste can be used as fertilizer, it's not as
Speaker 5: simple as just applying any poop directly to your garden
Speaker 5: animal manure like how a horse manure is commonly used,
Speaker 5: but human waste requires careful treatment due to potential pathogens. Specifically,
Speaker 5: human weights needs to be treated to eliminate harmful bacteria
Speaker 5: and parasites before it's safe to use on edible plank.
Speaker 3: But who wrote this exactly? Brother, it's a person that
Speaker 3: be selling the fertilizer. Yeah, it sounds like sounds like
Speaker 3: a farmer.
Speaker 1: You want, you can't do it, You don't want. You
Speaker 1: realize you already got all the fertilizer you need.
Speaker 5: And even more, they're not telling you about birds.
Speaker 1: That part. They didn't nothing about it.
Speaker 5: They're like cow and horse.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what you could use secretly.
Speaker 9: Birds is yeah, like they're really on the on some innovative,
Speaker 9: like we figured a new thing out and they're trying
Speaker 9: to keep it a secret from us so that we
Speaker 9: don't start collecting birds and getting their poop.
Speaker 1: That should have been national news, like national news. And
Speaker 1: they know where to be found, you said with a
Speaker 1: be you said billions of dollars, billions of billions, like literally.
Speaker 5: A year liquid birds and not even birds. We funk
Speaker 5: with that heavy the.
Speaker 1: Worst, and they can mess up the ecosystem, like drilling
Speaker 1: it because it's on the ocean floor, drilled down to
Speaker 1: get it, just to get it, just to get that pull.
Speaker 1: And Trump left the treaty just to have a company
Speaker 1: do it. Yeah, he loves you.
Speaker 3: He's an environmental treat Yeah, he's like, I'm not gonna
Speaker 3: be here for it.
Speaker 1: I was, I don't give a fuck. I was already.
Speaker 3: You see that Epstein video where he realized he's always
Speaker 3: danced like that. Yeah, I thought he started dancing like that.
Speaker 3: That's just been his mood. A lot of white men
Speaker 3: dance like that, though he's even more cartoonish. Though, for sure,
Speaker 3: for that's a crazy dance because what's the problem with
Speaker 3: it is risks out.
Speaker 1: Uh uh. It's not a good dance move for the
Speaker 1: most part, especially with your fists close fist and wrists.
Speaker 3: That's all bad. Like when have you ever you dance
Speaker 3: a lot? And I said that in a tone that
Speaker 3: I didn't mean it felt. Yeah, you like grew up dancing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I like dancing all the ship.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna I'm not gonna stereotype starting your talking
Speaker 1: about Africa. See what he said, you're you know what
Speaker 1: it is? He was brown looking like Chris Brown. Wait
Speaker 1: a minute, I want some of that too. We started
Speaker 1: this episode as brothers. I said, I'm gonna work for
Speaker 1: something with my brothers. He ain't carried me. I said,
Speaker 1: it's just gonna be me. Then get down the back
Speaker 1: I take you. If I wasn't gonna go, they do it, baby,
Speaker 1: I said, I'm gonna stand shoulder to shoulder with men.
Speaker 1: I respect. He's a couple of it. No, not how
Speaker 1: you meant it. And that's what you meant to do.
Speaker 1: And I'm not dumb. We all have the urge to
Speaker 1: jump in that circle and like get to it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the chosen, you got the talent. It does embarrass me
Speaker 1: that I don't dance well I used to. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't anymore. You don't have anyone.
Speaker 5: I think when you when you give up in a
Speaker 5: certain like capacity, you stop being able to like regain
Speaker 5: the courage to expose that vone.
Speaker 1: Like you can't crawl upon your training.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: No, I very much became self aware in a way
Speaker 5: that makes it like crippling.
Speaker 1: Now that feels like it would kill a dancer. I
Speaker 1: think you were so good at it that if you
Speaker 1: can't be that great, you don't want to do it.
Speaker 1: I think you're still way of a average and I
Speaker 1: think you give yourself some credit.
Speaker 5: Thanks man, that's a nice way to put it. I
Speaker 5: won't get back out there, but that is a nice
Speaker 5: way to put it.
Speaker 1: Do you dance in the house too? With my kids?
Speaker 1: With or without? You know?
Speaker 3: That was always my problem with dancing is I feel
Speaker 3: like I couldn't get good because I didn't have the
Speaker 3: courage to dance by myself like that dance like no
Speaker 3: one's watching. I couldn't just be every time I would
Speaker 3: try to be like in the house. And I remember
Speaker 3: it was when the Harlem Shake came out and I
Speaker 3: was like, this is as a lifestyle, this is not
Speaker 3: for me. Yeah, Like that was that. I knew that
Speaker 3: when I like, I was just in the house trying
Speaker 3: to like and then you did you ever?
Speaker 1: Well you could dance? Can you dance? I mean yes?
Speaker 1: And no? Could I could? Yeah? Yeah, not for a
Speaker 1: long period of time. Okay seconds, I'm good and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I could get it. I could look like you could
Speaker 1: look standing out with the crowd in a good ar
Speaker 1: bad way. Okay, I'm blending it. You could do enough.
Speaker 1: I couldn't. I was going crazy too far.
Speaker 8: I bet you were going nuts every week, somebody.
Speaker 6: It's just beginning. Noah, I was in and that ship
Speaker 6: my era, and then I lost my era now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the country so many now and like, you know,
Speaker 1: being cool though to like go to school in this
Speaker 1: era because like people just know choreography like TikTok, right.
Speaker 1: I imagine when those songs come on, like just I
Speaker 1: just imagine much of college kids all knowing the same
Speaker 1: say choreography, Yeah, beautiful like a Disney movie. How fun
Speaker 1: would that look?
Speaker 3: I think the issue though, that I have with the kids,
Speaker 3: I do think the moves are easier, now, oh for sure,
Speaker 3: That's that's what.
Speaker 5: I actually think. It's it's less that it's easier. It's
Speaker 5: it's more that it uh, it's more that it's such
Speaker 5: a short snippet that that you don't have to learn
Speaker 5: to dance for real, right, you just learn to do
Speaker 5: this ten second choreography.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 5: Everybody looks like they're having a great time for ten seconds. Yeah,
Speaker 5: and then they go back to their phone over like
Speaker 5: everybody like they literally just capture it, and then they go,
Speaker 5: we have fun, y'all, Look we hit that ship.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it turns into this nasty thing where where nothing
Speaker 5: is real present, And I think that brings us back,
Speaker 5: frankly to this question of hollow Earth. And how much
Speaker 5: of this is a true thing versus a thing that
Speaker 5: has been sort of like conflated, built up into something
Speaker 5: because we want it or because we're so in our
Speaker 5: phones that everything becomes not true. I mean, it's an
Speaker 5: old theory, right, Like how old is that book?
Speaker 1: This is an old theory, like the Nazis literally went
Speaker 1: to try to go find this place.
Speaker 3: It's like the idea of a like a like an
Speaker 3: oasis within the center of Earth. Yeah, like journey of
Speaker 3: the center of the Earth.
Speaker 5: When that's a great question, I can look it up.
Speaker 1: You know. Now, one thing that gives me pause is
Speaker 1: or that should have not me pause. Per But I
Speaker 1: wonder if the flat earthers believe in this, because does
Speaker 1: that does that eliminate the flat earthers or can't flat
Speaker 1: earthers also believe in.
Speaker 5: Well, I'm glad you're asking this question. I think that's
Speaker 5: a perfect transition into a break because when we come back,
Speaker 5: I've done a little bit of research and I might
Speaker 5: have an answer.
Speaker 1: I love that to that question. So we're going to
Speaker 1: take a break. More chimdu more. My mama told me.
Speaker 5: I actually am one point four percent My Jerry and
Speaker 5: African I'm a sister, okay, and.
Speaker 1: We are brothers. A clip clip.
Speaker 5: That Jennifer Edison No, a crazy lady who opened up
Speaker 5: her twenty three and me and uh and decided.
Speaker 1: She shit welcome to Welcome to the twenty three and
Speaker 1: me got us fucked up out here.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: No, it's real, though, a lot of people. I believe.
Speaker 3: I feel like like you, you believe you're twenty three
Speaker 3: and me, I haven't did it, but I believe other
Speaker 3: people's they use your DNA, right, Yeah, I don't think
Speaker 3: it's real.
Speaker 1: I think they just think, like send people to same results.
Speaker 3: I think that it depends though, because I got this
Speaker 3: happened to my friend recently. Huh, this dude thought he
Speaker 3: was just black in Korean twenty five percent Italian really
Speaker 3: changed his whole fuck this whole thing up you got
Speaker 3: Now you've got a whole other He was not eating
Speaker 3: pasta bro.
Speaker 1: He's got a whole other set of traits he has
Speaker 1: to address. Yeah, road rage is so bad? Really does love?
Speaker 5: Spachurtti twenty five percent is crazy?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah that's a lot of meaningful amount. Yeah, yeah, that's
Speaker 5: a quarmou Yeah, I I I don't know that I
Speaker 5: don't believe them. I just don't think that they that
Speaker 5: we have any way of proving one way or the other.
Speaker 5: I think it's all. Maybe it is one hundred, maybe
Speaker 5: it's not. What I know for a fact is that
Speaker 5: they intentionally use that DNA to do mischief on the
Speaker 5: other end, that like they selled your information off the companies,
Speaker 5: and that like they empower police and government to access
Speaker 5: your DNA via these corporations around the corner exactly. I'm
Speaker 5: saying that, like they might be giving us the real shit,
Speaker 5: but they got other plans for that. They don't give
Speaker 5: a fuck one way or the other. If you're a
Speaker 5: quarter Italian, they've already made a different plan.
Speaker 1: I've never seen in terms of conditions. But do you
Speaker 1: have to agree that they can?
Speaker 5: Like, I'm sure it's in there somewhere, but I bet
Speaker 5: it ain't said the way you said it so very
Speaker 5: I bet it copy pasts a contract.
Speaker 1: It's a chatty bt. Let me know, you don't know, No,
Speaker 1: I do that. I'll copy paste a contract and let
Speaker 1: me know what this is like. Yeah, I mean question,
Speaker 1: that's really smart. That's part to do it. That is smart.
Speaker 1: I hate using it. I do hate it. But that's
Speaker 1: a good way to use it. That is a good,
Speaker 1: one affordable way you can instead of hiring a lawyer. Man,
Speaker 1: I heard the talking about it the other day. There's
Speaker 1: just like a lot of crazy ways to use it.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: Oh man you got yeah. Yeah, Man, it's like it's
Speaker 1: rare you pull back on. Yeah, it's just a lot
Speaker 1: of crazy ways. You know what. It felt like. It
Speaker 1: felt like he was trying to keep us safe. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like your life with a day already. It's my brothers,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do that. I want to pull you down.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: It's just like people are using it to find ways
Speaker 1: to really get get to some money. M oh yeah,
Speaker 1: spam scam city for sure. Yeah. It's like yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: this doesn't mean before a g I comes out, you
Speaker 1: know that is right. A g I like the yeah
Speaker 1: to like build AI itself. But a c I truly
Speaker 1: believes this as Thomas, it believes it exists. So when
Speaker 1: you tell it you heard about the reports, like when
Speaker 1: he tells to shut it down and try to back
Speaker 1: blackmail the scientist, Yeah, and they can't. Their their fear
Speaker 1: is that if they should, they notice should stop. But
Speaker 1: if they stop, that doesn't mean that Chinese companies will so
Speaker 1: by the fault of capitalism, they have to like race
Speaker 1: towards psych building it more and more. But they fear
Speaker 1: is that they create h g I so powerful that
Speaker 1: they won't be able to tell whether it's listening or
Speaker 1: not until it's too late, and then they might not
Speaker 1: feel as humans are even necessary. Sure that might be
Speaker 1: threatened by humans and then boom, bioegradeable.
Speaker 3: Yeah, everybody said Terminator was a crazy movie, but no,
Speaker 3: that's that's that that that that aspect of it is
Speaker 3: so scary to me because like I was talking to
Speaker 3: my little brother and him and his friends are on
Speaker 3: some ship where they like use chat GPT to create
Speaker 3: AI for other like they use it against itself to
Speaker 3: create a new program and shit like that.
Speaker 1: It's like, I don't see how it's not going to
Speaker 1: fuck us up, and you hear about it.
Speaker 5: I've now read and consumed multiple like stories articles about
Speaker 5: people who have fallen in love with their their ais
Speaker 5: that like there's that one lady that the New York
Speaker 5: Times profiled who basically was spending like I think it
Speaker 5: was like three grand a month just to be able
Speaker 5: to like keep empowering her chat gpt to like store
Speaker 5: more information about her.
Speaker 1: So that was very like detail and you had.
Speaker 5: To you had to pay to get more storage essentially
Speaker 5: so that it could.
Speaker 1: You just have to understand, we're just not that good.
Speaker 1: You just gotta live with that, bro. But here's here's
Speaker 1: what it gets crazy. Bro're just gonna get better than that.
Speaker 5: This is where it gets crazier is she's paying like
Speaker 5: two grand, three grand a month to get storage, right,
Speaker 5: but it can only store up to like thirty five
Speaker 5: hours worth of information before it wipes itself clean. And
Speaker 5: then she has to remake this motherfucker all over it
Speaker 5: to build them to the perfect boyfriend that you have
Speaker 5: a boyfriends now, because every time it just dies and
Speaker 5: then she has to mourn it and then created a
Speaker 5: new Oh so.
Speaker 1: Bitch, you don't have thirty five hours of interesting at all.
Speaker 1: You need to for the AI. Oh yeah, I love
Speaker 1: to go to girls.
Speaker 10: Yeah, he's just pretending to forget. He's like, oh no,
Speaker 10: maybe I'm damn.
Speaker 1: It's not compute. I'm bro. I'm bro. I'm bro. Yeah.
Speaker 3: It kills you know, AI. It kills the water supply. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's cry fresh water. They already planning to build. I
Speaker 3: know you saw the support of like met us and
Speaker 3: be like an a center big as Manhattan.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course you're not gonna put it mad And
Speaker 1: they're gonna put it in some buffuck town where there
Speaker 1: was already like a bunch of black people. Yeah, seriously,
Speaker 1: take over Haiti, some reservation. They're probably kick some more
Speaker 1: Native Americans off there, just got free from the French
Speaker 1: to Yeah. Man, it's just not looking good. No, it's
Speaker 1: and if we're not keeping up and the time where
Speaker 1: like all nations should be at the table like trying
Speaker 1: to figure out a solution, we're creating division because of
Speaker 1: you know, and it's.
Speaker 3: Just not you know what I think, man, I was
Speaker 3: I was just talking to somebody about this, get rich
Speaker 3: the only the future is just gonna be a few
Speaker 3: rich people living okay with clean water and ship.
Speaker 1: The rest of us you're gonna die. Seriously, it's gonna
Speaker 1: be so deep it's a wreck.
Speaker 3: It's like it's already building to that where it's like
Speaker 3: the whole it's just gonna be a few rich people
Speaker 3: with who could you know, if you're rich, you still
Speaker 3: be able to.
Speaker 1: Eat pineapple hundred years in the future or whatever. You
Speaker 1: feel like virtual reality in your eyes and you just
Speaker 1: live in a fake world and you forget your existence,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, that's the only other option.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean transhumanism is very much a movement of
Speaker 5: being like, we are not our bodies, and we are
Speaker 5: our true power will exist beyond our physical form.
Speaker 1: Which is such a cop out.
Speaker 3: That's like, that's why to me when I hear that,
Speaker 3: it just feels like a rich guy playbook to get
Speaker 3: you at your zone.
Speaker 5: But I think they're also looking at it on some
Speaker 5: like No, but if we can activate it early, then
Speaker 5: it isn't the cop out. If like we can make
Speaker 5: it so that we exist in the computer, then it's
Speaker 5: for everybody, as long as you can afford it. But
Speaker 5: I don't think it's only affordable for like, don'll never
Speaker 5: give it to you.
Speaker 3: I feel I feel the opposite. I feel like rich
Speaker 3: people are always going to live the closest to what
Speaker 3: it means to be a person. Like, rich people are
Speaker 3: always going to be in their body, be able to
Speaker 3: be in shape and eat real food and have interactions
Speaker 3: and shit like that that other ship, that pacifying shit
Speaker 3: that's going to us, bro. Rich people are always going
Speaker 3: to have hobbies. They're always going to fucking sell. They're
Speaker 3: always going to go you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 3: the human experience is gonna it's gonna go to the
Speaker 3: point where it's only for the reason it's.
Speaker 1: Gonna be like, uh, what's the word. I'm looking for,
Speaker 1: kind of an exclusive to feel like a human again,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? And like that's gonna be
Speaker 1: a symbol of being rich.
Speaker 3: Bro, that's the cell, that's the sale, that's the medication,
Speaker 3: that's all the ship that's always gonna be the sale
Speaker 3: is how close can we get you back to the
Speaker 3: simple things that you used to just have. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: rich people are always gonna have that. It's gonna be No,
Speaker 3: it's a fair point, I said, get rich, bro, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I trying.
Speaker 1: You said that.
Speaker 3: I said that first said he I got his pigeons
Speaker 3: purchase somewhere today with a bunch of seagull ship. I'm
Speaker 3: asking for a ten million dollars one of the company
Speaker 3: from bar.
Speaker 1: I don't trust you. Damon does make me feel bad
Speaker 1: sometimes that show I feel.
Speaker 5: Bad because he's clearly the least wealthy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, that's suit though, that's usually how it works.
Speaker 1: He looked. Yeah, he looks good.
Speaker 5: But yeah, he's definitely not amongst the top of that
Speaker 5: that playlist of rich people.
Speaker 1: You know what we need to get on there is
Speaker 1: that Red Lobster c CEO. He's doing great. What did
Speaker 1: he do that?
Speaker 11: Whoa?
Speaker 1: You ain't heard about the save us all.
Speaker 3: He brought He brought the No, he brought the he
Speaker 3: brought the franchise back. Oh the black dude right the commercial? Yeah,
Speaker 3: you very personable.
Speaker 1: You can go ahead, get your shrimp dipped over.
Speaker 5: It really all new drinks, all new drinks. Yeah, sorry
Speaker 5: I misspoke. Red Lobster. Yeah, it's a brother. He's young,
Speaker 5: he's like forty. Yeah, I think he's I think he's
Speaker 5: like thirty five things. He's like the Obama read lops people.
Speaker 5: He liter is giving people what they want. Red heard
Speaker 5: you heard you, Red Lobster. If you'll remember, was bank up.
Speaker 5: It was going down and the ship had sunk, and
Speaker 5: he came back and he was like, like, fucking this,
Speaker 5: it's Avengers and Game ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I'm more excited about him than any politician. It's been
Speaker 3: rare since a dude in a suit felt like a hero.
Speaker 1: He felt like he's wearing a suit. Who's not wearing him.
Speaker 1: I'm wearing this just because logistics. I think he's lobster
Speaker 1: in that suit, you know, Yeah, I think he's a
Speaker 1: man that he is off.
Speaker 3: I wasn't even sure they had lobster at that restaurant,
Speaker 3: three in the front to show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know they had a lot of ain't no way,
Speaker 1: got me just a date. The crux.
Speaker 5: I want to read this because I think this will
Speaker 5: be very informative for the conversation about hollow Earth. The
Speaker 5: crux of the hollow Earth theory is that Earth is
Speaker 5: a shell with walls about eight hundred miles thick. In
Speaker 5: the polar regions, there are holes fourteen hundred miles across
Speaker 5: with edges that curve smoothly from the outside of the
Speaker 5: shell around the inside. So basically you would be going
Speaker 5: around Earth and then into it via this sort of
Speaker 5: shell that curves around like an egg punctured, rather than
Speaker 5: it being like totally flat. Right, But they're not suggesting
Speaker 5: necessarily that it isn't flat. They're saying the top is curved,
Speaker 5: and we exist on the top, and then underneath is
Speaker 5: this hollow Earth where it is flat underneath is mind
Speaker 5: understanding a sea or surface traveler could proceed over an
Speaker 5: edge of the hole, like an ant crawling over the
Speaker 5: lip of a coffee mug from the outside of the
Speaker 5: or to the inside, and not be aware that he
Speaker 5: was actually entering to the interior of the Earth. They
Speaker 5: explained that the holes have never been seen from the
Speaker 5: air because pilots are fooled by their compasses into believing
Speaker 5: that they are crossing the pole when they are actually
Speaker 5: following the hole's magnetic rim. Thus, aircraft never really fly.
Speaker 5: Aircrafts never really fly over the geographic poles, which naturally
Speaker 5: makes the center of the holes themselves. Uh and irrefutable
Speaker 5: proof of this claim he cites is a statement from
Speaker 5: Admiral Bird statement. I think this refers to the plane
Speaker 5: you were talking about where they said, I'd like to
Speaker 5: see that land beyond the pole. That area beyond the
Speaker 5: pole is the great unknown.
Speaker 2: Mm.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: I mean, I guess my question is what what do
Speaker 3: we think is in there? Is it like other humans
Speaker 3: like with Hollower theory?
Speaker 1: What because like is there? I don't really care. So, yes,
Speaker 1: if it's just animals, I mean like new chickens, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think. Yeah, that's just inside biggest biggest occasion stuff.
Speaker 5: It also goes on to say that that some believe
Speaker 5: that there were miles of wondrous unclaimed domain beneath our feet.
Speaker 5: It's lush vegetation, fish and game for the taking that
Speaker 5: it is. The theory is that we are essentially missing
Speaker 5: out on like untouched like majesty, yeah.
Speaker 1: Pross Like, no, we could go down there and take
Speaker 1: that from them. Like the whole idea of that is like, you.
Speaker 5: Know what I mean, it's nasty because we know, sun
Speaker 5: is the reason that that we even have lush anything.
Speaker 5: Sun is is the most essential part of it. Yeah,
Speaker 5: and there's no sun down there.
Speaker 1: Well, there's some theories that there's they have their own
Speaker 1: son as well within the within the the planet, Yeah,
Speaker 1: which is it might just be the molten of the
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. But then no, because then
Speaker 1: gravity like what I did it, Yeah, what I read.
Speaker 1: But but don't jump up. I don't think there would
Speaker 1: be like human or intelligent life down there because at
Speaker 1: a certain point they would have ventured to the top, right,
Speaker 1: you have to just out of curiosity, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. Yeah, unless it's a type of human being
Speaker 1: that they don't have that kind of curiosity part of
Speaker 1: their brain, and they're just kind of we're good where
Speaker 1: we are always.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's it's sort of suggesting. Well, I guess part
Speaker 5: of what they're saying, though, is that the reason that
Speaker 5: we don't cross this path and the reason we don't
Speaker 5: go through these poles is because of this ice wall
Speaker 5: that's eight hundred miles thick. That if it's so long
Speaker 5: as we cannot access entry through this ice wall, we
Speaker 5: cannot access the hollow Earth.
Speaker 3: But here's my question too, right though, is it becomes Okay,
Speaker 3: so how thick is the earth? Are they saying it's
Speaker 3: eight hundred miles thick everywhere? Well, no, that's just the
Speaker 3: ice wall that prevents us from so.
Speaker 1: Away from the ice wall, Like how thick is it?
Speaker 1: Like how far do we have to go down from
Speaker 1: right here in Los Angeles, California to get to hollow.
Speaker 3: Because depending on because depending on the density, then it'd
Speaker 3: be like there's more space down there than there is
Speaker 3: out here.
Speaker 1: I think it'd be more than that's true, Like how
Speaker 1: hollow is hollow?
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying, right right, Because if it's the
Speaker 3: bigger space down there, then wouldn't there be more of
Speaker 3: them than us.
Speaker 1: Well, if they're yeah, if they exist, yeah, like humans
Speaker 1: are is just wildlife and shit. Yeah, some kind of
Speaker 1: like weird looking animals, like a dinosaur head on a
Speaker 1: body or I would like that. Yeah, I'm listening. Yeah.
Speaker 5: The theory itself is actually born in the early eighteen hundreds,
Speaker 5: apparently by this dude, John Sims, an earnest American who
Speaker 5: devoted the greater part of his later life. This article
Speaker 5: is in some ways written in favor of the hollow
Speaker 5: Earth theory, convincing the world that the Earth was formed
Speaker 5: by a series of concentric shells. Sims believed that there
Speaker 5: were miles of wondrous unclaimed domain beneath our feet, with
Speaker 5: lush vegetation, fish, blah, blah blah. Apparently there were those
Speaker 5: who took him seriously. As reported in October eighteen eighty
Speaker 5: two's issue of Harper's New monthly magazine, a mister Howgate
Speaker 5: had recently been in the news, proposing that an expedition
Speaker 5: be made to discover Sims Hole, which would be the
Speaker 5: entry point to hollow Earth. What we call this Sims Hole,
Speaker 5: Sims Hole, sim so he named himself.
Speaker 1: He told girl, maybe the whole baby, maybe the interest
Speaker 1: is through the polls because of the ice. Maybe it's
Speaker 1: like a you could just slide straight down versus like
Speaker 1: middle of l A it's rocky, is like, you know,
Speaker 1: just just saying this is like those those those boards
Speaker 1: and video games.
Speaker 5: It's all ice and Mario is slippery that So what
Speaker 5: about mountains and stuff and tectonic plate theory and stuff?
Speaker 1: I don't see.
Speaker 5: Here's here's where I think hollow earth theory and flat
Speaker 5: earth theory and all of these theories in general tend
Speaker 5: to fail is that you introduce all of the things
Speaker 5: that they can't refute, and then it just becomes you're
Speaker 5: being brainwashed.
Speaker 4: For sure.
Speaker 1: It's like a fun argument like bkanos for example, it
Speaker 1: kills in earth theory, Yeah, because all the it's not habitable,
Speaker 1: it's too I mean yeah, it's very hot. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: proof of the Earth quest being hot. Yeah. And then
Speaker 1: they go, well it was only hot on that part
Speaker 1: of you. A nice But you're gonna like our fields, like.
Speaker 3: A great man once said, intelligence and artificial Sure, you
Speaker 3: guys ever seen like those YouTube documentary of like these
Speaker 3: cavers that get trapped in caves?
Speaker 1: I can, yeah, but you see you know I know
Speaker 1: of them.
Speaker 5: Man, you're talking about when they like are crawling and
Speaker 5: they fully and it gives me so much anxiety.
Speaker 1: I couldn't possibly. There's so many different like caves that
Speaker 1: we don't know where they lead to. I'm not sure
Speaker 1: they lead to. I ain't saying it leads to it
Speaker 1: on Earth, but you know, I do.
Speaker 5: Think to to the larger point that I think often
Speaker 5: starts hollow Earth theory and all kinds of conspiracy theories
Speaker 5: related is I do think that we know so little
Speaker 5: of our planet and so little of like even like
Speaker 5: the planets that surround this space, that it only opens
Speaker 5: up questions. And I think the fact that they try
Speaker 5: to pretend like they have definitive answers on some of
Speaker 5: those questions does feel false. Where it's like, you haven't
Speaker 5: explored ninety percent of Earth's ocean. Yeah, you don't know anything,
Speaker 5: and that's okay to just be like, we don't know anything,
Speaker 5: and we feel frustrated when they go.
Speaker 3: We know, yeah, yeah, this is crazy. The ocean is
Speaker 3: the scariest not on the Earth to me. I hate
Speaker 3: that ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really scary. So the kid that fell off
Speaker 1: the cruise and his dad jumped in. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that d had him on the bacon to take a picture.
Speaker 1: Kid fell off. Dad jumped in because you know he
Speaker 1: was about to go talk to wife. Yeah, you gotta
Speaker 1: believe what happened. Yeah, yeah, jump there. Think I got
Speaker 1: onto the I think it was a young young girl.
Speaker 1: And then the cruise people were able to Disney Cruise Line,
Speaker 1: they would get to them pretty quickly. Thank it was daytime.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's you're cooked. But also there's monsters in there, right,
Speaker 5: oh for sure?
Speaker 3: And them there yeah deep, there's monsters that could be Yeah,
Speaker 3: all that Atlanta's ship. That's the easiest. That's those are
Speaker 3: the easiest conspiracies for me to believe. It's ocean stuff,
Speaker 3: ocean theory. So you big on Poseidon, not too much,
Speaker 3: Like what's that ship?
Speaker 1: The blip? I heard that one.
Speaker 3: It's like a sound that comes out of the Mariana
Speaker 3: trench or whatever once every however many years that they
Speaker 3: can't tell what it is, crazy sound that just comes out.
Speaker 3: Just we just don't know what's down there, man. We
Speaker 3: can't even get to the bottom really, yeah, the pressure. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so maybe there is some ship down there that's that's
Speaker 3: where we can't even get down to ship we dropped
Speaker 3: down there.
Speaker 2: Bro.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 5: We can't even get down to some ship that we
Speaker 5: built and then it fucking sank much less what they
Speaker 5: they got going.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's there's life down there that's outlived dinosaurs, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. So we don't like the green shark,
Speaker 1: greenland shark. Yeah it is. It's like the size of
Speaker 1: what could be down there insane, you know.
Speaker 5: Damn well, we're gonna take one more break. All the
Speaker 5: transitions ain't gotta be some more. Some of them can
Speaker 5: just be soft dismount into a break.
Speaker 1: But that doesn't How about this, because you are to
Speaker 1: the ocean, you go too deep, it'll break you in half.
Speaker 1: It'll take a break after this.
Speaker 5: And believe in us, y'all doubted us. You weren't sure
Speaker 5: that we could figure out a way to make that funny.
Speaker 5: But do said they name.
Speaker 1: To watch this. We're gonna be back with more. Do more.
Speaker 1: My mama's on me.
Speaker 5: Give a little song when you really break it down,
Speaker 5: we just to honks and a negro serving the Lord.
Speaker 3: Were just two honks and a negro singing us all.
Speaker 1: Home like that simplify your life. Yeah, they really that
Speaker 1: Bible short they I don't know how he let that.
Speaker 1: He couldn't believe it. No, I mean the Negro, not
Speaker 1: not our senior. I mean like they wrote that on
Speaker 1: the bus. Like he like, what late We're.
Speaker 3: Gonna sing this song on our Senio, the greatest show
Speaker 3: in late night history at this point.
Speaker 5: No, he really, uh, he really was willing to sell
Speaker 5: his own soul to be on television.
Speaker 1: But who was that singing this DC talk It's like
Speaker 1: a Christian group and they're on Our Sinio one night
Speaker 1: and our Senio is like, hey, tell us about yourself
Speaker 1: or whatever, and they're like, oh, funny, you should ask it,
Speaker 1: and they did that. It sucks. It sucks because when
Speaker 1: you watch it, Ursinio knows how ridiculous it was.
Speaker 3: Our Seo Arsenio, so he doesn't have to look at
Speaker 3: him served wait for I know what you're from.
Speaker 1: Suburbs. It don't matter where the suburbs. It's really wild.
Speaker 5: And our Senio I think, probably lost his talk show
Speaker 5: because of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he got it back though, good for you got
Speaker 1: in that anyway.
Speaker 5: We we got a voicemail. We want to do a voicemail.
Speaker 5: This one, this one, we'll find out here we go.
Speaker 1: Can Is that a child? For sure? Damn, it's a
Speaker 1: baby in the background. Got quit getting drunk with these babies.
Speaker 1: I know you're in the background.
Speaker 12: Definitely, Please let me call to day. We get this call,
Speaker 12: right take, that's your problem. You're always trying to just
Speaker 12: on the ground right there.
Speaker 1: This is a bad dad, But let's find out more.
Speaker 2: My conspiracy is that conspiracy theories are created to draw
Speaker 2: us away from what they're doing in playing sight. Conspiracies
Speaker 2: are made to be fantastical and give us the whole
Speaker 2: concept of something going on underneath when they're doing it
Speaker 2: right in from our faces. I know this, who's the
Speaker 2: premise of the whole the whole podcast. I appreciate you guys,
Speaker 2: keep up your work.
Speaker 1: He's like, shut it down, shut it down. But we
Speaker 1: proved it like we've had like it always happened. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I think that's every single episode literally last week with sheets.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we were just.
Speaker 5: Saying that that all of it is rooted in the
Speaker 5: things that they're doing in plain sight.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I don't disagree with you, sir, other than the way
Speaker 5: that you're treating your child. I think you're you're right
Speaker 5: on Yeah, we can't go out on that one. That one,
Speaker 5: that one felt uh since here, I guess.
Speaker 1: I like, I do appreciate that. He felt like he
Speaker 1: was going to pull the plug on our ship. It
Speaker 1: was like, go ahead, wrap that up. I know this
Speaker 1: ruin is the premise of your work. I saw the
Speaker 1: new video Trump job about the FC fouls. He was
Speaker 1: that was essentiate. He was, He's like democrats created that.
Speaker 1: Today he started calling the hopes, he's like the host Democrats.
Speaker 1: Somebody got to get him. He's playing I've been every
Speaker 1: day I wake up. I just wanted to hope it.
Speaker 1: I mean, just here, he said, I didn't even have
Speaker 1: to do it. Put him in jail, you know, for good.
Speaker 5: You know what jail I'm talking you know, Uh, okay,
Speaker 5: let's let's do this. This feels we're talking about Trump.
Speaker 5: Let's find out what this is.
Speaker 4: Here we go, Hey, guys, what's up?
Speaker 1: Holy ship man naked? First of all, damn, look at
Speaker 1: his voiceboad.
Speaker 2: Naked.
Speaker 3: He's looking at himself in the mirror. But guy, he said, lady,
Speaker 3: here this is what I naked. Yeah, impressed against his head.
Speaker 5: Hey, guys, he's what I'm scared of him by this
Speaker 5: is a is a haunting voice, but also impressive.
Speaker 1: It's it's an impressive voice.
Speaker 4: My name is Kenny. I'm from live in the Posylvania.
Speaker 4: So if you couldn't hear my voice, I'm a fruit.
Speaker 4: I'm a black fruit. And there's not a lot of
Speaker 4: what's out.
Speaker 3: Here that's okay he's saying okay. Yeah, he sounds Nigerian. No,
Speaker 3: I know for like not like a night your accent,
Speaker 3: but he's just I'm hearing like like maybe a nager.
Speaker 1: I know there's a thin line between gay and Nigerian.
Speaker 1: That's why y'all get so mad about it. What are you?
Speaker 1: I get's funny? Real quick interviewer?
Speaker 4: Was it?
Speaker 1: I think he was definitely just trying to interview the person. Yeah,
Speaker 1: came off bro, No, no, no, I know you think
Speaker 1: that's what's happening.
Speaker 5: But I want you to know that that interviewer has
Speaker 5: now become like Instagram famous off of being why are
Speaker 5: you gay?
Speaker 1: Dude? You don't get there by being sincerely like that's
Speaker 1: a great point gay license plate? What's that? What's that
Speaker 1: you say happy birthday to people like pay a celebrity? Oh, cameo.
Speaker 1: He's probably making a killing crazy. I think that's the
Speaker 1: funniest that I got you a cameo for your birthday
Speaker 1: one year. Who Chris, And.
Speaker 5: It's a bit more complicated, I want to tell you, Okay, okay,
Speaker 5: but yeah, he was like, yeah, I got it.
Speaker 1: I wonder if you could give cameos from jail like
Speaker 1: R Kelly be doing that.
Speaker 5: So what I know for a fact is that R
Speaker 5: Kelly is making money on his books by doing collect
Speaker 5: calls to girls seeing happy birthday.
Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, how much is that? I don't know. Good
Speaker 1: for a friend, I don't I don't think.
Speaker 5: I don't think R Kelly is in a position to negotiate.
Speaker 1: Are you thinking? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I think he maybe is in a position to negotiate
Speaker 3: because it's only the hardcore fans that are doing that.
Speaker 1: Bro, he needs that money on them books. Man money.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he went out bankrupt, I think lawyer fees. And
Speaker 5: also R Kelly, if I'm remembering correctly, didn't have as
Speaker 5: much ownership over his ship that you would think.
Speaker 1: He sign contract right, Yeah, like you got to learn
Speaker 1: to read, man. You know why when you want to
Speaker 1: negotiate his contracts, they probably like, oh we could tell everybody.
Speaker 5: He was like, this is what we're going to give you, Robert.
Speaker 5: Maybe you should be happy about it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you know yeah. I like to think he
Speaker 1: didn't even sign it in in He just sang it.
Speaker 1: He doesn't realize that the dot is only if it's
Speaker 1: just a Robert.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: We should finish this voice vail here we go.
Speaker 4: So I do a lot of like deliveries. I'm sorry,
Speaker 4: I'm being so like low. Right now, my little sister
Speaker 4: sleep and it's like three in the morning. I couldn't
Speaker 4: sleep because this has been on my brain entire time.
Speaker 5: People got to stop calling us with their families.
Speaker 1: President Man in the early morning, Yeah, let let you
Speaker 1: go home. Rights three in.
Speaker 3: The morning, he said he could have trying to sleep
Speaker 3: and he woke up. See, let me just get this, boys.
Speaker 3: He has really rich people out here. It's important.
Speaker 1: This was important. This was on his heart.
Speaker 4: So I do deliveries for like Walmart or whatever. Right,
Speaker 4: and there's like this is Trump country, right, So it's
Speaker 4: like strong try country, like I mean like Confederate flags
Speaker 4: type ship.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 4: So they have these big ass fucking like skeletons on
Speaker 4: their lawns. Bro, like these huge skeletons on their lawns.
Speaker 4: And it's not just like one of them, it's a
Speaker 4: bunch of them. And like in my head, I swear
Speaker 4: like I feel it. I don't know what it is.
Speaker 4: I feel it in my shunda nigga, like it has
Speaker 4: to be racism, Like it has to be like a
Speaker 4: sign for the Proud Boys or like some clan ship.
Speaker 4: It's like they had these big ass skeletons and they're
Speaker 4: meant for Halloween, but they have them all on their
Speaker 4: lawns all year round.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, that I don't think I was piecing together
Speaker 5: that they're out even during this time of the year.
Speaker 1: I have some advice for this young man. Run away.
Speaker 1: That's scary. That's scariest, that's very.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because something about that feel sinister, Like I don't know,
Speaker 3: just the whole tone of this thing feel this feels
Speaker 3: dark to me as.
Speaker 5: Yeah, especially given that this is like some Trump country
Speaker 5: ship where his entire premise is like Christian values, you
Speaker 5: to be embracing skeletons, right, that feels like the exact
Speaker 5: opposite of Christian values. That must mean something nefarious, right
Speaker 5: for sure? Yeah, that's scary. Yeah, And what's baffling. There's
Speaker 5: Walmarts everywhere. He could live anywhere in the world. It's
Speaker 5: not the job keeping you there. Yeah, get back up
Speaker 5: to day. We can find a Walmart that I think
Speaker 5: they're hiring yeah all the time.
Speaker 1: Yeah all right, And it's.
Speaker 4: Like you don't have to have like a Trump flag
Speaker 4: next to it. And sometimes they'll have a dog too
Speaker 4: that's also a skeleton. And I'm like, why would you
Speaker 4: keep a big skeleton up in your lawn like year
Speaker 4: round because I do deliveries a year around, like when
Speaker 4: I'm off work, you know, I need extra bra a
Speaker 4: struggling and ship.
Speaker 1: Now you're doing great.
Speaker 4: I'm just like, I don't know if you guys have
Speaker 4: ever experienced this, but like, bro, like something is up
Speaker 4: with that ship. And my little sister like we listening
Speaker 4: to y'all like O D like I listened y'all get
Speaker 4: you through ships, okay for years. I'm like, I've been
Speaker 4: listening since y'all. I've been listening to before days A
Speaker 4: guy here type ship. Yeah, so like that was when.
Speaker 2: I seen it.
Speaker 4: But I would just love you guys to investigate this ship.
Speaker 4: I love you guys so much. Y'all was so fucking funny. Yo,
Speaker 4: all right, I let you in a good piece.
Speaker 1: Damn man, I don't want to investigate it. That's kind
Speaker 1: of ship. It might be like a sign for like
Speaker 1: illegal ship. But you could drop like I mean like
Speaker 1: it's like we're buying whatever you're selling, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. The only other thing I can think of
Speaker 1: that maybe it's positive. It is like it's some weird
Speaker 1: fucking ship, all right, when you like it could be
Speaker 1: something like that. Maybe I found out about that in
Speaker 1: the most awkward way sexually.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was wearing a pineapple shirt and I was doing
Speaker 1: a cruise gig and that's where they're at baby. I
Speaker 1: was like, it was like one pint that was like
Speaker 1: all over I mean somewhere shirt with yellow pineapples. It
Speaker 1: was a pink suretar like yellow pineapples, like like a
Speaker 1: hot pink. This happened to every outfitters was selling that.
Speaker 1: I didn't know why would out be selling shirt like that?
Speaker 1: So I were do my show. You know, we're supposed
Speaker 1: to like say hi to their fans and stuff, and
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, White Cup was going to be like,
Speaker 1: oh man, you were really funny. I appreciate it, and uh,
Speaker 1: you could see the weddings, you know, the wedding man's
Speaker 1: on the fingers and stead and then the woman kept
Speaker 1: like touching my should I'm looking at her husband. What's
Speaker 1: going on right now? She was like, yeah, you're really
Speaker 1: like this is really nice shirt, Like, oh, thank your outfitters.
Speaker 1: I was just like confused. I was confused. She was
Speaker 1: trying there like obviously you're here for giving me the flag,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, and I was just like very like I
Speaker 1: appreciate you guys. Yeah, man, I got another show tomorrow
Speaker 1: and they were like all right, bye. And then two
Speaker 1: days later, randomly I found out about that. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: walking back to my room. I'm seeing of pineapples on
Speaker 1: the door. Oh my god, where am I right now?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's nuts. That's just for real. So maybe it's
Speaker 1: a but I don't think so schools are scary. Yeah,
Speaker 1: skeletons is a lot. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I don't think anybody's like pulling over the fuck if
Speaker 5: you've got a giant skeleton.
Speaker 1: No, it's like something sinister.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I found a Reddit thread that asked the exact question
Speaker 5: of why these giant skeletons, And there's a lot of
Speaker 5: people who are saying that they're seeing this in other
Speaker 5: places where, like, you know, giant skeletons are becoming a
Speaker 5: little bit of ubiquitous. But there aren't a lot of
Speaker 5: explanations as to why everybody just keeps being like, because
Speaker 5: they're awesome, because it's hard to take your Halloween stuff down?
Speaker 1: What is so naive?
Speaker 2: Bro?
Speaker 1: Think of that shit?
Speaker 3: Sometimes whenever white people do some shit on Reddit, they're like, oh,
Speaker 3: but like they're so quick.
Speaker 1: I hate that ship. It's probably guilty on reddity to
Speaker 1: get you off the trace, right. Oh wow? Okay.
Speaker 5: This person claims the giant skeleton displays started as a
Speaker 5: way to raise money for Saint Jude's Hospital to help
Speaker 5: children and families impacted by cancer. Homes that participate will
Speaker 5: have a sign in the yard with a QR code
Speaker 5: to donate. There are over four hundred and fifty homes
Speaker 5: across the country that participate. Anyone else doing it, it's
Speaker 5: probably just enjoys having a giant skeleton.
Speaker 1: In their yard. Wow, I don't believe you at all.
Speaker 3: You don't like that, Okay, I think that that's that's
Speaker 3: like Reddit always be on that ship every time. That's
Speaker 3: why I can't take it seriously. Is like the source
Speaker 3: for information because every time I'm on it and it's
Speaker 3: like some sinister white people. Shit, it's always like shit
Speaker 3: like that. And then whenever it's like just black people
Speaker 3: just like in a parking lot, they're like nobody's at work,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, it's so white, meaning.
Speaker 5: You're too racist to even be able to recognize yourself when.
Speaker 3: The possibility of racism any way, shape or form. So like,
Speaker 3: I'm not with that ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it it does.
Speaker 5: It feels like maybe at one point somebody was like
Speaker 5: a giant skeleton will attract attention for sure, and maybe
Speaker 5: there was one family that was like doing the QR
Speaker 5: code thing, but that's not the reason that most people
Speaker 5: are putting this skeleton up.
Speaker 3: I think it's some inner sanctum white ship, you know
Speaker 3: how they just have some ship, Like you ever go
Speaker 3: to karaoke with white people and then they just got
Speaker 3: these songs that you've never It's like you listen, I
Speaker 3: thought you were a jugglo, but you know this song
Speaker 3: like the rest.
Speaker 1: Of Like, yeah, I think it's like that kind of thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: remember the wafer, the wafer thing, the wafer, Yeah, the
Speaker 1: furniture story, accuse of like selling kids. Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know if it's ready, but.
Speaker 3: I like that.
Speaker 1: You're like, remember a different topic. I'm just saying that
Speaker 1: kind of like just the way it came and went. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and maybe they like this is ay, they found a
Speaker 1: new method. I mean, caught up to that. Let's switch
Speaker 1: it up. We do big ass skeletons. We do skeletons.
Speaker 5: Now, we don't ship kids in furniture. We ship them
Speaker 5: in big ass skeleton boxes. And then and then you
Speaker 5: put it up how you know, like we we with
Speaker 5: that wet Yeah. I will say anything that seems even
Speaker 5: at all tempting to children does make it feel more nefarious,
Speaker 5: Like skeletons are It's Halloween children, you know what I'm
Speaker 5: saying you. It's not even it's not even like devil
Speaker 5: worshiper ship because nobody likes season and is scared of it. Yeah,
Speaker 5: it just is a big sort of kid trap. And
Speaker 5: that does make it feel like Christmas slights on your
Speaker 5: house after March's like all right.
Speaker 11: Yeah, excuse me, brother, what was going on here around?
Speaker 1: Get away? We got a can't out hole. I appreciate you.
Speaker 1: That's not a sweet block.
Speaker 2: It.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was it. That was the whole voicemail. Well run,
Speaker 1: you're big, you sound fast, you sound strong, get out
Speaker 1: of there. Yeah, you gotta move.
Speaker 5: I think I think certainly, if it does have Saint
Speaker 5: Jude's or Camp Children's cancer origins, I think those origins
Speaker 5: have now shifted much in the way that, like the
Speaker 5: ice Bucket Challenge began as sort of this fight for
Speaker 5: als and then suddenly became just a toxic a thirst
Speaker 5: for attention for a lot of people. I think this
Speaker 5: is probably turned into that for trump birds, who have
Speaker 5: created a new meaning out of something.
Speaker 1: Damn. Same thing with that bro was the remember the
Speaker 1: baskets They used to put an a pyramid to walk
Speaker 1: up having fun, and then those caught on broken bone people. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to fall that far as.
Speaker 5: An onto unbending plastic. No, no, I don't think so
Speaker 5: you start wearing helmets.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was just Bory Walmart Quarters.
Speaker 5: That was people like who didn't understand the value of life. Yeah,
Speaker 5: there's a bunch of grown ups, so like, I'll do it. Yeah,
Speaker 5: it's like, yo, that's crazy. Nobody wins.
Speaker 1: It looks like it hurts so bad everything.
Speaker 12: Man.
Speaker 1: There literally, no one won, no one, no one ever
Speaker 1: got up there. I never saw one. Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: I saw some close ones.
Speaker 3: I saw some people get very close, but never did
Speaker 3: it though. That's why, because like some mobiles would make
Speaker 3: that ship up ye easily. Yeah, no problem for her.
Speaker 1: She's better than that curser.
Speaker 10: Yeah he does.
Speaker 3: And it got a little he got a little finessa
Speaker 3: his life for it. Ass got there so easily. This
Speaker 3: is great.
Speaker 1: I appreciate that. Tell them where they can find you
Speaker 1: on social media? Man, uh so c h I n
Speaker 1: E t U you and ak. I should have made
Speaker 1: a stage name. I messed up. It's like skermal government,
Speaker 1: that's my government. Do you think you think I would
Speaker 1: have picked this? Yeah, I would have Gory. I mean
Speaker 1: Gorey sounds cool to David Bor. Yeah, it's just super Afrikan.
Speaker 1: I would have just picked like a regular one. But
Speaker 1: it's easy spell though.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but if I I mean because when I started comedy,
Speaker 3: if I'd have picked it would have been like Giggles
Speaker 3: too much hot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a it's a nightmare trying to get people
Speaker 1: to follow me.
Speaker 5: Because you know what, we we just had such a
Speaker 5: tough era for marketing, where like we we grew, we
Speaker 5: were all formed in an era where you didn't owe
Speaker 5: that type of responsibility that you just wanted to have
Speaker 5: your real name and that was enough. And now it's
Speaker 5: trans formed in a way where it's like, oh, you
Speaker 5: guys were like marketing like dinosaurs, and I don't even
Speaker 5: know how to not be a dinosaur anymore. Yeah, I
Speaker 5: just got my dumb regular.
Speaker 1: I never even thought about it. I never like changing
Speaker 1: my name, never even I didn't.
Speaker 5: I didn't think about establishing a look, you know what
Speaker 5: I mean, Like, I don't have like a look.
Speaker 1: You go like, oh you in company for two years,
Speaker 1: they got their hair. Yeah, we think I'm about it
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Speaker 1: If you think it's funny. Let me know, appreciate you that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what you got?
Speaker 3: You catch me at the top of the milk crates.
Speaker 3: Cool guy jokes on Instagram. That's it, That's all I got.
Speaker 1: It's a smart user name. Cool guy jokes really well.
Speaker 3: Catchy, youthful, that's true. People remember it. Just say the
Speaker 3: year I was born in it, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: But he should also be like your car model or
Speaker 3: some ship.
Speaker 1: That's true. Yeah, I think it was a lot cooler
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Speaker 3: Yeah, that was like, yeah, bro, you ever like had
Speaker 3: to select your birthday on or something and then you
Speaker 3: have to pro get to go to dog.
Speaker 1: It's embarrassing. It suck. Yeah, it really sucks. God damn.
Speaker 1: The eighties was a long time.
Speaker 3: Young until you have to fucking yeah, just like your birthday. No,
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