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Speaker 1: What's up with you is just the right number.

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Speaker 2: It's the loser line.

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Speaker 3: Good, what just call me back?

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Speaker 4: If you haven't heard the loser line before. It works

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Speaker 4: like this.

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Speaker 5: Let's say a guy approaches you while you're out at

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Speaker 5: the club and uses this charming pickup line on you.

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Speaker 6: Excuse me, miss, but whenever I take a peep at you,

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Speaker 6: I'm reminded of the Indy five hundred. Okay, because you

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Speaker 6: have so many wonderful curves.

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Speaker 4: Okay, it's just one curve your I don't know why

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Speaker 4: I tried harder to listen to that. Yeah, fairly audible. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: you're so turned down.

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Speaker 5: And after he says that, whatever you do, don't take

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Speaker 5: a picture of his face and go to America's Most

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Speaker 5: Wanted creep page, you might actually find him. Instead, give

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Speaker 5: him the number of the loser line, so hopefully he

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Speaker 5: leaves an awkward voicemail that we can play on the air.

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Speaker 4: Voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 7: Hey, I mention you know that I have.

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Speaker 8: I'm not sure if.

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Speaker 3: I brought it up, but yeah, it's pretty cool. Well,

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Speaker 3: I mean, technically my dad's holding it for me right now,

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Speaker 3: but he's gonna pass it on to me. He's helping

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Speaker 3: me make some investments and stuff, so in the next

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Speaker 3: few years, it's totally gonna be mine. But you know,

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Speaker 3: still just thought I throw that out there, you know,

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Speaker 3: just in case you're into guys with you know, secure

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Speaker 3: investments or large bitcoin deposits. But you know, I'm not

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Speaker 3: like a crypto bro or anything weird, Like I'm not

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Speaker 3: over obsessed with it.

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Speaker 7: I just thought, you know, it was kind of cool.

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Speaker 7: So yeah, call me back or you know.

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Speaker 3: Don't, but like it's I was you I want to

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Speaker 3: go out with the guy that was into bitcoins, so yeah,

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Speaker 3: let me know.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, these are the same dudes that are like how

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Speaker 4: much my dad's worth. It's all gonna be mine.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, Yeah.

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Speaker 5: It's tough to bring that up casually in a conversation.

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Speaker 4: And that was very smooth, very so, And I am.

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Speaker 9: Sorry, what are the chances he didn't bring that up

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Speaker 9: already eight times?

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Speaker 4: There is no way.

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Speaker 5: I mean, also, ethereum some dogs like if you really

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Speaker 5: want to talk, I got a.

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Speaker 4: Lot of coins.

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Speaker 9: I mean, it's my whole personality that my dad has bitcoins.

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Speaker 9: Next message, Hey, so okay, I don't know if I've

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Speaker 9: been like watching too many movies or what.

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Speaker 8: But if you could choose anywhere to be stuck with me,

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Speaker 8: where would you pick?

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Speaker 9: What about if like our car broke down, or like

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Speaker 9: we're caught in a snowstorm, or even like a janitor's closet,

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Speaker 9: like who even knows?

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Speaker 8: Like Okay, I will say, getting stuck in an elevator

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Speaker 8: kind of freaks me out, so don't suggest that. But

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Speaker 8: other than that, if you could choose anywhere to be

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Speaker 8: stuck with me, where would you pick?

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Speaker 9: And you can't pay toilet either, because like for real,

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Speaker 9: that seriously, that happened to my best friend.

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Speaker 5: She was worried they would pick toilet first friend.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I want to hear that.

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Speaker 4: Oh what to tease?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, I would call her back just so I could

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Speaker 9: figure out what happened to the best friend of the

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Speaker 9: toilet the toilet meat up.

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Speaker 5: I don't but if I could be stuck anywhere, it

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Speaker 5: would definitely be on the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok page.

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Speaker 1: Yeah refresher.

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Speaker 5: Just picture me scrolling right now, just skipped a Brook

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Speaker 5: video there, wipe left on joseek.

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Speaker 4: There I am again. Hey Jeffy so handsome.

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Speaker 8: We do not need your internal monologue.

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Speaker 4: How is this clip not sponsored by Spice. I know

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Speaker 4: they are missing out right now, dude, that's the first

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Speaker 4: billion dollars of you on TikTok. I'm gonna save some

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Speaker 4: of this for later.

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Speaker 5: Anyway, you should get in on this action at Brook

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Speaker 5: and Jeffrey. Check out our phone taps and our favorite

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Speaker 5: loser lines of the week right there and me of course,

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Speaker 5: now back to the clips.

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Speaker 8: Although we go j the is.

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Speaker 7: The road.

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Speaker 1: I'll do that for you, baby, I'll go to the

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Speaker 1: end of the road for you, throwing some slow jams. Usher,

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Speaker 1: We'll off for one. I got a whole book with

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Speaker 1: the CDs and have some taps or whatever you want

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Speaker 1: to do.

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Speaker 7: It's all me and you Boot. You're gonna call me back, right,

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Speaker 7: you promise, because this can't be the end of the

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Speaker 7: road and not can lad go the real girl?

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Speaker 8: Mark Schmucker, I.

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Speaker 9: Miss slow jams.

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Speaker 10: I'm not even gonna lie.

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Speaker 2: That was so good to be.

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Speaker 5: Isn't the end of the road mean the relationship is over? Yes,

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Speaker 5: he's jumping straight to the end.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, And I never want this to end.

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Speaker 2: I want this.

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Speaker 4: We talk about not understanding the meaning of behind a song.

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Speaker 8: He's not listening to the lyrics.

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Speaker 9: Okay, he's listening to the vibe.

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Speaker 2: Yes, give me one twelve remember that one.

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Speaker 4: All right, we're losing listeners. Let's go to the next.

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Speaker 10: Hey, this is I'm just calling it following up. I

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Speaker 10: sent you a bunch of selfies and I have.

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Speaker 2: Not received any response back. A little worriesome. I don't

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Speaker 2: know if maybe that birthmark, uh freak you out a

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Speaker 2: little bit. You know, it's a big it's a big birthmark.

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Speaker 10: It's just it's just I.

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Speaker 7: Don't know, it's nothing to worry about.

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Speaker 10: It's just a birthmark. Did you want me to send

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Speaker 10: you another one? They'll say me getting out.

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Speaker 8: Of the pool.

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Speaker 10: I mean, you can definitely tell us a birthmark.

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Speaker 7: Then.

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Speaker 10: Honestly, when I get out of the pool, it looks

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Speaker 10: kind of cool because it looks kind of like a scar,

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Speaker 10: like maybe I got a battle or something.

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Speaker 7: Uh.

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Speaker 10: But just when you get a chance to have a

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Speaker 10: don't respond back.

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Speaker 7: Please.

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Speaker 10: Okay, we're gonna say it's not the birthmark that's the issue.

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Speaker 4: It's it's it's the unsolicited photo.

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Speaker 5: Is he worried that it looks like an STD?

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Speaker 4: I just have lots of birthmarks, so I feel like

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Speaker 4: maybe shape like a giraffe. Why do you be using

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Speaker 4: air quotes?

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Speaker 7: We need to say.

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Speaker 4: I'm just saying, here's an explanation. I'm sure a lot. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I remember.

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Speaker 5: You can listen to the regular Loser Line regularly at

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Speaker 5: this time every week, and make sure you subscribe to

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Speaker 5: the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok, where you can hear your

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Speaker 5: favorite Loser lines right there and see all of our birthmarks.

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Speaker 4: We're gonna do a phone

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Speaker 9: Tap brooking Jeffrey in the morning.