WEBVTT - Why Do Your Bowels Have An English Accent? 0:00:01.880 --> 0:00:06.200 Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio, the George 0:00:06.240 --> 0:00:11.080 Washington Broadcast Center, Jack Armstrong, Joe, Katty arm Strong. 0:00:10.840 --> 0:00:17.280 And Jetty and now he Armstrong and Eddy. 0:00:24.760 --> 0:00:29.200 I'm considering voting yes on DeSantis if he finally admits 0:00:29.240 --> 0:00:30.760 that he has lifts in his boots. 0:00:31.000 --> 0:00:31.680 I'm sure he does. 0:00:32.159 --> 0:00:34.400 I think three inches for inches at least. 0:00:34.880 --> 0:00:38.880 That's a US senator and colleague of Marco Rubio, John 0:00:38.920 --> 0:00:42.560 Fetterman of Pennsylvania saying he will vote for Marco Rubio 0:00:42.560 --> 0:00:43.720 as Secretary of State. 0:00:44.320 --> 0:00:45.200 Ron de Santis. 0:00:45.880 --> 0:00:49.599 N de Santis would vote for Ron DeSantis as Secretary 0:00:49.600 --> 0:00:51.160 of Defense if he's nominated. 0:00:51.520 --> 0:00:53.239 If he admits he has lifts. 0:00:53.000 --> 0:00:57.720 In his boots Senator on Senator violence. 0:00:57.400 --> 0:01:00.160 Yeah, I don't know if DeSantis would think that was 0:01:00.160 --> 0:01:00.720 funny or not. 0:01:01.800 --> 0:01:05.240 Definitely like the new Fetterman post stroke better than the 0:01:05.280 --> 0:01:08.640 old one, yeah, which is no endorsement of that terrible 0:01:08.680 --> 0:01:11.160 medical melody. But he sure is a different dude. 0:01:11.280 --> 0:01:13.880 So we're not there yet that that Trump needs to 0:01:14.000 --> 0:01:18.959 name DeSantis as the nominee for Secretary of Defense, because 0:01:18.959 --> 0:01:21.160 you still have old Pete Hegseth in there. He hasn't 0:01:22.080 --> 0:01:25.319 gotten out yet here's a little on the reporting on 0:01:25.360 --> 0:01:26.959 that from Bill Malusion on Fox. 0:01:27.240 --> 0:01:30.360 Heg Seth also met yesterday with Senator Roger Wicker. He's 0:01:30.400 --> 0:01:33.640 the incoming chairman of the All Important Arms Services Committee. 0:01:33.760 --> 0:01:37.360 Wicker says Hegseth pledged to him he would stop drinking 0:01:37.560 --> 0:01:38.560 if he set death. 0:01:38.920 --> 0:01:45.039 Issu was made about him being intoxicated several times, and 0:01:45.120 --> 0:01:50.080 so the questions that everry member will be asking him led. 0:01:49.920 --> 0:01:55.640 To and hekill Stuftrina altogether if he becomes secretaries exactly, 0:01:56.120 --> 0:01:58.200 and then the rest of the allegations in the New 0:01:58.240 --> 0:01:59.480 York article on the like. 0:01:59.520 --> 0:02:03.960 How I will not I answered about that, and he 0:02:04.080 --> 0:02:06.560 stated categorically they were untrue. 0:02:07.080 --> 0:02:10.399 So I hadn't thought about that. If you're a big drinker, 0:02:10.600 --> 0:02:14.160 you can very easily. I just finished reading Bob Woodward's 0:02:14.200 --> 0:02:17.280 War Secretary of State, Secretary of Defense. You get phone 0:02:17.280 --> 0:02:18.920 calls at two thirty in the morning and have to 0:02:18.960 --> 0:02:23.000 make some serious decisions very quickly. You can't be drunk 0:02:23.040 --> 0:02:26.960 and or hungover. So it's not just do you drink 0:02:27.040 --> 0:02:30.720 during work hours, because your work hours are literally twenty 0:02:30.720 --> 0:02:33.639 four to seven when your secretary Defense, right, So. 0:02:33.600 --> 0:02:35.000 As Hegxsist said, he doesn't drink at all. 0:02:35.000 --> 0:02:37.559 He told Megan Kelly yesterday, doesn't he's not an alcoholic, 0:02:38.120 --> 0:02:39.399 and he said, yeah, he would. 0:02:39.200 --> 0:02:42.280 Be willing to give up alcohol entirely during his stay. 0:02:42.040 --> 0:02:44.000 As Pentagonchi, that's a good commitment. 0:02:44.480 --> 0:02:49.600 As Senator Wickers said, you know, so, I thought a 0:02:49.639 --> 0:02:52.080 couple of days ago his nomination was shakier than I 0:02:52.080 --> 0:02:54.080 think it is today. And Goodness knows, it could go 0:02:54.200 --> 0:02:59.960 either way. But he is absolutely manfully and intelligently saying this. 0:03:00.000 --> 0:03:03.120 This is a manufactured takedown. I am not going to 0:03:03.240 --> 0:03:06.400 back down in the face of this crap. Okay, I 0:03:06.480 --> 0:03:07.320 admire him for that. 0:03:07.440 --> 0:03:09.240 Yeah, I want to hear that Wall Street Journal stuff 0:03:09.240 --> 0:03:10.480 you have before you get to that. I think this 0:03:10.480 --> 0:03:11.919 will set it up. So a little piece from the 0:03:11.960 --> 0:03:14.920 New York Times. Trump has made clear to people close 0:03:14.919 --> 0:03:16.960 to him that he believes Hegseth should have been more 0:03:17.040 --> 0:03:20.520 forthcoming about the problems he would face getting confirmed, according 0:03:20.520 --> 0:03:23.520 to two people with knowledge of his thinking, So it's possible. 0:03:23.720 --> 0:03:25.280 You know, you never know if this stuff's true or not, 0:03:25.320 --> 0:03:27.560 but it's possible. Trump's like, God, God, dude, you gotta 0:03:27.639 --> 0:03:30.080 let us know so he can be ahead of this stuff. 0:03:30.120 --> 0:03:36.720 Possible Politico is reporting. Well, actually it's a quote from 0:03:36.880 --> 0:03:42.680 Hegzz's lawyer, whose name parlatory, defended Hegzev's communication with the 0:03:42.720 --> 0:03:45.920 Trump team around all this stuff and why he didn't 0:03:45.920 --> 0:03:49.200 tell him. Hegsat's lawyer said, it's not something you would 0:03:49.200 --> 0:03:52.880 necessarily be expected to disclose. Were you ever falsely accused 0:03:52.880 --> 0:03:55.080 of something that the police investigated and clear you of 0:03:55.360 --> 0:03:57.720 That's not a question that comes up in any background check. 0:03:58.240 --> 0:04:01.680 Uh yeah, I would, it kind of does. And that's 0:04:01.760 --> 0:04:04.120 absolutely the sort of thing you would disclose. How many 0:04:04.200 --> 0:04:08.600 of you have been investigated by the police and then 0:04:08.720 --> 0:04:11.200 cleared and then you think, once you're cleared, that's a 0:04:11.240 --> 0:04:13.000 non story. In my life, it's not worth you ever 0:04:13.040 --> 0:04:13.800 mentioning to anybody. 0:04:13.880 --> 0:04:18.000 Really, you don't follow politics much for one right, of course, 0:04:18.000 --> 0:04:20.560 this is his attorney who also said that he wasn't 0:04:20.560 --> 0:04:24.200 even the state for the alleged strip club incident where 0:04:24.200 --> 0:04:26.120 he was hammered and wanted to get up on stage 0:04:26.120 --> 0:04:30.479 with the dancers. Who knows what's true, but so one 0:04:30.600 --> 0:04:33.360 the dynamic I've been aware of is that his current 0:04:33.520 --> 0:04:37.000 colleagues and very recent past colleagues at Fox News has 0:04:37.000 --> 0:04:39.960 said he's the stand upist guy they've ever worked with. 0:04:40.240 --> 0:04:43.800 They never sensed any problem. He never maltreated anybody, And 0:04:43.839 --> 0:04:47.520 so I was surprised to see this headline Pete Hexast 0:04:47.720 --> 0:04:52.520 drinking worried? Is Fox News colleagues, sources tell NBC News. Right, 0:04:52.520 --> 0:04:54.800 So I went to this story that happened to be 0:04:54.839 --> 0:04:59.920 on MSNBC. Citing ten current and former Fox News employees, 0:05:00.080 --> 0:05:03.960 NBC News reported that on more than a dozen occasions 0:05:04.960 --> 0:05:08.000 they smelled alcohol on him before he went on air. 0:05:08.520 --> 0:05:10.840 They don't say what time of day or why he 0:05:10.880 --> 0:05:11.840 was on air or anything like that. 0:05:11.920 --> 0:05:14.599 Right, So those are unnamed Fox employees. Doesn't mean it 0:05:14.600 --> 0:05:17.240 didn't happen. But Brian Kilmeat on Fox and Friends said, 0:05:17.520 --> 0:05:20.320 we've all worked with Pete for fourteen years and none 0:05:20.360 --> 0:05:23.080 of us have been contacted by any reporters. 0:05:23.680 --> 0:05:25.599 That's what kill Meat said. I think it was yesterday 0:05:25.600 --> 0:05:29.480 on Fox and Friends. So two of those people said 0:05:29.520 --> 0:05:32.400 on more than a dozen occasions. But those same two 0:05:32.480 --> 0:05:35.159 people who are not willing to put their names forward, 0:05:35.600 --> 0:05:39.200 said that during his time there, he appeared on television 0:05:39.320 --> 0:05:44.560 after they'd heard him mentioned being hung over. All right, 0:05:44.680 --> 0:05:50.039 so he showed up to work slightly hungover and never 0:05:50.279 --> 0:05:52.880 missed a que, never missed a day of work, never 0:05:52.960 --> 0:05:57.359 missed anything, according to these same anonymous rumor mongers. 0:05:57.400 --> 0:05:59.960 Well that gets the question I've been asking along. Shouldn't 0:05:59.960 --> 0:06:02.680 we do you make a decision as a nation on 0:06:02.720 --> 0:06:04.800 what our standards are for people that have some of 0:06:04.800 --> 0:06:06.840 these jobs? Are you not allowed to go to strip clubs? 0:06:06.839 --> 0:06:08.240 Are you not allowed to have affairs? Are you're not 0:06:08.279 --> 0:06:10.640 allowed to ever be hungover? I mean that will have 0:06:10.680 --> 0:06:16.159 eliminated a lot of people that like have statues in 0:06:16.320 --> 0:06:19.720 parks for them in US history, Winston Churchill wouldn't have 0:06:19.760 --> 0:06:21.239 been Prime Minister for instance. 0:06:21.839 --> 0:06:23.920 Right, And, as one of our beloved listeners pointed it 0:06:23.920 --> 0:06:27.680 out quite eloquently via email, this is really good. So 0:06:27.680 --> 0:06:30.800 I want to mention his name. No, that's not it. 0:06:31.440 --> 0:06:34.680 Uh never mind pointed out this stuff only runs one way. 0:06:34.800 --> 0:06:37.120 Democrats always make like it's some big deal when a 0:06:37.160 --> 0:06:38.559 guy was hung over once. 0:06:38.960 --> 0:06:41.280 Oh, for god's sake, this bull shack And ask well, 0:06:41.320 --> 0:06:42.839 I guess we have a clip about the strip club. 0:06:42.880 --> 0:06:44.320 I want to hear this and I have a question. 0:06:44.720 --> 0:06:46.160 So how do you respond to those reports? 0:06:46.600 --> 0:06:50.960 All of those allegations are anonymous, All of them are unsubstantiated. 0:06:51.440 --> 0:06:53.600 No one's putting their name on it. No one can 0:06:53.600 --> 0:06:56.840 point to an actual incidence, an actual place, an actual 0:06:56.839 --> 0:06:59.120 piece of evidence, none of it. I was at my 0:06:59.200 --> 0:07:03.400 brother's house last night where I was talking about where 0:07:03.400 --> 0:07:05.919 did this allegation come of me being in a strip club? 0:07:07.040 --> 0:07:08.480 That's one of the things that is in Louisiana that 0:07:09.240 --> 0:07:12.840 not just in the strip club strict clus storming the state. 0:07:12.760 --> 0:07:14.760 On the stage at a strip club. Where did this 0:07:14.800 --> 0:07:16.680 come from? And they said, Pete, don't you know what 0:07:16.800 --> 0:07:20.520 happened there? I said, no, it was, there was an 0:07:20.560 --> 0:07:23.120 incident at a strip club. Something happened that was addressed. 0:07:23.680 --> 0:07:26.160 You were nowhere near there. You weren't even at the event. 0:07:26.240 --> 0:07:28.720 You weren't even in the state. You're being accused of 0:07:28.720 --> 0:07:32.480 something you weren't even at. So if they're making up 0:07:32.560 --> 0:07:35.120 an instance of something where I didn't even attend, how 0:07:35.160 --> 0:07:36.920 can you believe a single other thing that any of 0:07:36.920 --> 0:07:38.720 these people are saying in any instance? 0:07:38.840 --> 0:07:42.080 Well, I assume that's one hundred percent true, because there's 0:07:42.080 --> 0:07:43.520 no way you'd want to come out and say that 0:07:43.560 --> 0:07:45.400 and have that turn out to be wrong, because then 0:07:45.400 --> 0:07:48.040 you're doomed. So that must be true, And that's a 0:07:48.080 --> 0:07:50.120 pretty good point. If you're going to make those claims 0:07:50.120 --> 0:07:52.000 that I wasn't even in the state on the date 0:07:52.040 --> 0:07:55.280 you're claiming this happened, the rest of the stuff falls apart, 0:07:55.520 --> 0:07:58.080 and then what do you think about the whole Brian Kilmead, 0:07:58.880 --> 0:08:01.840 who's on Fox and Friends daily but also worked with 0:08:01.920 --> 0:08:04.760 him on the weekends, saying, we've all all the people 0:08:04.760 --> 0:08:06.720 on the couch, like the biggest stars of Fox, said, 0:08:06.840 --> 0:08:09.720 we've worked for Pete for fourteen years and nobody's asked 0:08:09.760 --> 0:08:11.680 us and we never saw any of this stuff. 0:08:11.720 --> 0:08:12.280 What does that mean? 0:08:12.320 --> 0:08:14.880 Which is which is why I went to that headline 0:08:14.920 --> 0:08:18.000 from NBC News thinking, oh wow, that contradicts what I've heard. 0:08:18.000 --> 0:08:23.160 But no, it's two anonymous crackpots making ridiculous who cares allegations? 0:08:25.560 --> 0:08:27.160 So did that answer your question? 0:08:27.360 --> 0:08:30.520 Or I think yeah, the fact that everybody works with 0:08:30.560 --> 0:08:32.439 now says no, he's a great guy, there's no problem. 0:08:32.920 --> 0:08:36.840 But his piece in the Wall Street Journal Pete Hexas 0:08:36.640 --> 0:08:41.400 is there available today. I've faced fire before, I won't 0:08:41.400 --> 0:08:44.240 back down. I look forward to an anonymous I'm sorry, 0:08:44.240 --> 0:08:47.640 to an honest confirmation hearing, not a press show trial 0:08:47.679 --> 0:08:53.280 based on anonymous accusations, and he says on these pages, 0:08:53.320 --> 0:08:57.400 eighteen years ago, I penned an article titled more Troops Please. 0:08:57.760 --> 0:09:00.000 I was a young US Army lieutenant who just complete 0:09:00.200 --> 0:09:02.040 a combat tour in Iraq, and I believe we needed 0:09:02.040 --> 0:09:04.200 more troops and a new strategy to turn the war around. 0:09:04.679 --> 0:09:06.599 I had seen a lot, been through a lot, and 0:09:06.640 --> 0:09:08.840 believed in my troops in the mission. Ever since then, 0:09:08.880 --> 0:09:11.440 I've been fighting for our troops. And he goes into 0:09:11.480 --> 0:09:16.800 his background of founding and advocating for organizations that are 0:09:16.880 --> 0:09:20.559 all about the troops. A couple of different ones, including 0:09:20.600 --> 0:09:23.720 one that overspent and went into debt, and he stayed 0:09:23.720 --> 0:09:26.160 there at the Helm until they paid off all their debt. 0:09:27.120 --> 0:09:31.360 Very stand up guy, at least by his description, and 0:09:31.800 --> 0:09:36.280 he has volunteered over and over again to protect his guys. 0:09:36.280 --> 0:09:38.880 Than he re enlisted, he'd missed the sense of purpose 0:09:38.880 --> 0:09:41.400 of being in the military. Then he talks about when 0:09:41.440 --> 0:09:44.400 he came back he founded Concerned Veterans for America. Is 0:09:44.520 --> 0:09:47.600 his background as an organizer and worker and guy who 0:09:47.640 --> 0:09:54.439 cares is really very very impressive. Then he talks about 0:09:54.440 --> 0:09:56.920 his work at Fox News. He says, where I saw 0:09:56.920 --> 0:09:58.840 my work as a continuation of my mission to fight 0:09:58.880 --> 0:10:01.800 for America again, and the legacy Press has used anonymous 0:10:01.800 --> 0:10:04.920 sources to try to discredit even that. Please see my 0:10:05.000 --> 0:10:07.959 ex feed for all the on the record sources whom 0:10:07.960 --> 0:10:10.240 I actually did work with and know what kind of 0:10:10.240 --> 0:10:13.439 person I am and how I conduct myself. I've been 0:10:13.480 --> 0:10:17.520 through a lot combat tours, job changes, divorces and family challenges. Yes, 0:10:17.559 --> 0:10:19.439 I love my mom very much, and she loves me. 0:10:19.679 --> 0:10:22.800 I've always led with honesty, integrity, and passion. Tragically, many 0:10:22.880 --> 0:10:25.200 veterans never find the purpose for the next chapter and 0:10:25.200 --> 0:10:27.839 so come to the bottled depression or worst of all, suicide. 0:10:28.120 --> 0:10:30.760 I understood what they're facing because I've lived it. By 0:10:30.760 --> 0:10:32.800 the grace of God, I took another path. My Lord 0:10:32.840 --> 0:10:35.440 and Savior, Jesus Christ is renewed and restored my life. 0:10:35.600 --> 0:10:38.120 I am saved by his grace. The press is peddling 0:10:38.160 --> 0:10:41.280 anonymous story after anonymous story, all meant to smear me 0:10:41.320 --> 0:10:45.240 and tear me down. It's a textbook manufactured media takedown. 0:10:45.440 --> 0:10:48.000 They provide no evidence, no names, and they ignore the 0:10:48.080 --> 0:10:50.560 legions of people who speak on my behalf. They need 0:10:50.600 --> 0:10:52.959 to create a boogey man because they believe I threaten 0:10:53.040 --> 0:10:56.720 their institutional insanity. That is the only thing they're right about. 0:10:58.440 --> 0:11:02.000 Yeah, So I don't really have an opinion on pedd 0:11:02.000 --> 0:11:04.320 Exit being Secretary of Defense or not, other than some 0:11:04.400 --> 0:11:06.760 of my favorite pundits are really in favor of him 0:11:06.800 --> 0:11:08.880 getting the job, so it makes me think I'd be 0:11:08.880 --> 0:11:11.679 in favor of it. But I definitely have an opinion 0:11:11.720 --> 0:11:16.559 on these snowballing witch hunts that happen in Washington, d C. 0:11:16.720 --> 0:11:20.920 Particularly around Republicans, like having Kavanaugh, like happen with Kavanaugh, 0:11:21.000 --> 0:11:24.160 and that's not good. That's not the reason to get 0:11:24.280 --> 0:11:26.520 rid of people. And I like the way the goal 0:11:26.600 --> 0:11:29.760 pulse always move. So it started with he may have 0:11:30.200 --> 0:11:33.040 like raped a woman or something, but that one kind 0:11:33.040 --> 0:11:35.480 of fell apart or went away, and now we're down to. 0:11:35.920 --> 0:11:37.440 He was hungover at work. 0:11:38.600 --> 0:11:42.080 I mean, what are you would you disqualify anybody for 0:11:42.160 --> 0:11:44.800 anything before because they were hung over at work a 0:11:44.840 --> 0:11:45.760 couple of times. 0:11:46.000 --> 0:11:49.400 And you got all sorts of drunks and philanderers and 0:11:49.559 --> 0:11:53.800 stolen valor punks in the Senate on the Democratic side, 0:11:53.800 --> 0:11:56.720 for instance. Yeah, that's funny how these standards change case 0:11:56.760 --> 0:11:57.200 by case. 0:11:58.040 --> 0:11:58.760 More on that. 0:11:58.920 --> 0:12:02.120 Oh, my only concern about Pete is whether he would 0:12:02.120 --> 0:12:05.960 be effective in taming a gigantic bureaucracy because that's a 0:12:06.000 --> 0:12:08.319 specific that requires a specific skill set. 0:12:08.360 --> 0:12:10.559 Yeah, and I feel like Ron DeSantis would have that 0:12:10.600 --> 0:12:11.240 skill set. 0:12:11.840 --> 0:12:14.680 Yeah. 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But it'll still 0:13:42.720 --> 0:13:44.880 be really bright tonight and it's right like in the 0:13:44.920 --> 0:13:48.319 crescent of the moon, like a some plan out of 0:13:48.320 --> 0:13:50.000 a painting or something, and super bright. 0:13:50.960 --> 0:13:51.160 Yeah. 0:13:51.160 --> 0:13:54.400 I was actually engaged in one of my beloved hobbies, 0:13:54.440 --> 0:13:56.480 which I want to talk about later. Just that whole 0:13:58.679 --> 0:14:01.320 doing a hobby because it makes you happy and it's 0:14:01.360 --> 0:14:04.120 good for you, as opposed to having an end goal. 0:14:04.200 --> 0:14:06.880 I struggle with that, and I think a lot of people. Yep, 0:14:07.040 --> 0:14:10.080 everybody does. Anyway, more on that to come. So Coffee 0:14:10.120 --> 0:14:13.200 Drinkers of the World Unite came across this rather interesting 0:14:13.320 --> 0:14:17.880 piece about what actually happens when you have your coffee 0:14:17.920 --> 0:14:21.000 in the morning or all day long in some folks case. 0:14:22.040 --> 0:14:24.480 So let's say at eight o'clock you take here first 0:14:24.480 --> 0:14:27.320 sip of coffee. They mentioned that there's there are significant 0:14:27.320 --> 0:14:31.840 differences between the way people process between the ways people 0:14:31.880 --> 0:14:36.680 process caffeine, and it's kind of understood, but only partly 0:14:36.880 --> 0:14:37.840 gender differences. 0:14:38.000 --> 0:14:38.200 You know. 0:14:38.440 --> 0:14:41.520 Of course there word as sex men and women, and genetics. 0:14:41.600 --> 0:14:42.240 Of course there is. 0:14:42.280 --> 0:14:44.080 I've never thought about it before, but a courser is 0:14:44.120 --> 0:14:46.560 and that explains me, my kids. People I know, and 0:14:46.600 --> 0:14:48.440 the way they re you know, the way they handle 0:14:48.880 --> 0:14:50.320 drinking coffee and the way I do. 0:14:50.840 --> 0:14:54.280 We react completely differently. Yeah, right, or alcohol or whatever. 0:14:54.440 --> 0:14:57.800 Yeah, it's one of the most liberating things in the world, folks, 0:14:57.800 --> 0:15:00.520 when you realize, oh, different people perceive the world differently 0:15:00.560 --> 0:15:03.080 than I do. They come to different opinions, and that's okay. 0:15:03.440 --> 0:15:08.360 Anyway, There's some things not get like the jag from 0:15:08.360 --> 0:15:10.520 coffee that like you and I get, do some people 0:15:10.640 --> 0:15:14.200 because it's like painkillers don't make me high and happy, 0:15:14.400 --> 0:15:15.960 so I have no desire to take them. But I 0:15:16.000 --> 0:15:17.640 know people they like the first time they ever had 0:15:17.640 --> 0:15:20.040 any painkillers, like this is the greatest feeling I've ever had. 0:15:20.440 --> 0:15:22.080 Do some people not get that from coffee? 0:15:22.600 --> 0:15:24.880 Uh? Yeah, I suppose to, and I know you and 0:15:24.920 --> 0:15:27.040 I differ in that. I drink a fair amount of 0:15:27.080 --> 0:15:28.760 coffee too, but I don't get headaches if I don't 0:15:28.760 --> 0:15:31.920 get coffee. I just think, man, I'd like some coffee. 0:15:32.760 --> 0:15:34.600 I feel like a railroad spike has been driven through 0:15:34.600 --> 0:15:36.920 my eyeball. So the first. 0:15:36.720 --> 0:15:40.200 Mood alteration when you take that sip is likely placebo 0:15:40.440 --> 0:15:43.520 rather than any biological change, especially if you're in the 0:15:43.600 --> 0:15:47.600 routine of consuming caffeine every morning. To actually get any 0:15:47.600 --> 0:15:50.239 effects from caffeine, it's got to get into your bloodstream, 0:15:50.280 --> 0:15:51.720 which takes about twenty minutes or so. 0:15:51.800 --> 0:15:54.720 I've been aware of this from my drinking days. I 0:15:54.760 --> 0:15:58.000 would get that feeling you get after having a beer 0:15:58.440 --> 0:16:01.520 when I decided to have a beer before it even 0:16:01.560 --> 0:16:03.720 opened it up, so the brain was like, Okay, we 0:16:03.760 --> 0:16:06.320 know what's come and release the chemicals. And it does 0:16:06.360 --> 0:16:08.320 the same thing with coffee. That doesn't surprise me. 0:16:08.880 --> 0:16:12.800 Yes, I can attest to that phenomenon. You're not alone. 0:16:13.040 --> 0:16:15.160 About twenty minutes in the first thing he experienced is 0:16:15.200 --> 0:16:17.200 an increase in heart rate if you're in a low 0:16:17.240 --> 0:16:19.640 state of arousal, not that kind of arousal. 0:16:20.120 --> 0:16:23.440 Plain it up walking around and a cup of coffee. 0:16:23.640 --> 0:16:25.560 Oh my god, he couldn't let folks. 0:16:25.560 --> 0:16:27.160 I begged him. I begged him. 0:16:28.160 --> 0:16:30.120 Let's see, which is why people rely on the cup 0:16:30.120 --> 0:16:32.080 of coffee in the morning. Within twenty minutes, your metal 0:16:32.080 --> 0:16:34.600 performance has already improved. You feel more alert, switched on, 0:16:34.640 --> 0:16:39.240 able to tackle cat tackle tasks. The flow of coffee 0:16:39.280 --> 0:16:41.800 into the bloodstream causes adrenaline to be released. 0:16:41.920 --> 0:16:44.400 Does it say less angry at any point, because that's 0:16:44.400 --> 0:16:47.600 what happened for me, less likely to stop it data. 0:16:49.360 --> 0:16:53.040 It can actually sharpen your vision too, which probably explains 0:16:53.080 --> 0:16:57.240 why morning paper, spreadsheets, whatever are easier to read after. 0:16:57.000 --> 0:16:59.480 A coffee or two. Wow, that's what you. 0:16:59.440 --> 0:17:02.400 Need, Yeah, my mansters start drinking coffee in your vision 0:17:03.280 --> 0:17:06.280 around twenty minutes. Come at the twenty minute mark comes 0:17:06.280 --> 0:17:09.200 the old rush of euphotia. It's when you're feeling good, 0:17:09.240 --> 0:17:12.119 you're feeling positive, you're greeting your colleagues, whatever it's the. 0:17:12.440 --> 0:17:15.320 R Everything's great, always has been, always will be. 0:17:16.320 --> 0:17:21.240 By eight thirty oh, nature calls literally because caffeine is 0:17:21.240 --> 0:17:25.120 a diuretic, and so you gotta pee. If I tell 0:17:25.160 --> 0:17:28.000 people all the time, we would get on get ready 0:17:28.000 --> 0:17:30.040 to go on family vacations, and of course I would 0:17:30.040 --> 0:17:33.520 be in charge of finishing packing the car and pushing 0:17:33.560 --> 0:17:35.480 the rope, hurting the cats trying to get him in 0:17:35.520 --> 0:17:37.760 the car, and the mood was always a little tense, 0:17:37.760 --> 0:17:40.439 and then we go off down the road. But I 0:17:40.520 --> 0:17:42.920 was never hard asked Dad about no, it's too soon 0:17:42.920 --> 0:17:45.399 to stop to go to the bathroom, because I was 0:17:45.440 --> 0:17:46.399 swinging out of coffee. 0:17:46.400 --> 0:17:49.880 I was the first guy who had to stop right anyway. 0:17:50.520 --> 0:17:52.840 By nine thirty am, an hour and a half later, 0:17:53.240 --> 0:17:55.800 much sooner for other people. All of a sudden, your 0:17:56.400 --> 0:18:01.520 your bowels say, well, good morning, haul, I'm feeling excellent 0:18:01.560 --> 0:18:04.040 about the day, and there's something I would like to accomplish. 0:18:04.960 --> 0:18:08.000 I don't have time to explain to you the metaphysics 0:18:08.000 --> 0:18:09.240 of it, but it's unmistaken. 0:18:09.240 --> 0:18:11.639 Why do your bowels have an English accent? More to 0:18:11.720 --> 0:18:14.040 come Armstrong and Getty. 0:18:14.960 --> 0:18:18.280 Between twenty eighteen and twenty twenty three junk fees alone 0:18:18.680 --> 0:18:21.280 allowed airlines to pocket billions of dollars. 0:18:21.320 --> 0:18:21.960 This is all. 0:18:21.800 --> 0:18:24.600 Detailed in a multi year Senate study, and the chair 0:18:24.600 --> 0:18:27.639 of the committee says this report pulls back the curtain 0:18:27.960 --> 0:18:31.520 on tactics like dynamic pricing. Of course, the curtain is 0:18:31.560 --> 0:18:34.120 then quickly closed by the first class flight attendant. 0:18:35.280 --> 0:18:36.200 If you don't fly. 0:18:36.119 --> 0:18:40.400 Delta one, you don't get to see Delta one. Now 0:18:40.440 --> 0:18:42.040 go poop in a bucket, you beasts. 0:18:44.720 --> 0:18:47.359 Reminding me of how funny Colbert is when it's not 0:18:48.160 --> 0:18:52.920 just prick pardon me, sorry, folks. 0:18:51.600 --> 0:18:52.520 Sir, like a seller. 0:18:55.560 --> 0:18:57.560 I think about that for ever when I'm in coach 0:18:57.600 --> 0:19:02.080 where I mostly am poop, you beast. 0:19:03.520 --> 0:19:05.080 That is really funny. 0:19:05.119 --> 0:19:08.720 So Senator Josh Holly laid into the CEOs of the 0:19:08.760 --> 0:19:12.240 big airlines yesterday in a very populist way that maybe 0:19:12.240 --> 0:19:12.800 we'll play. 0:19:12.640 --> 0:19:13.560 Some of that coming eyes. 0:19:13.920 --> 0:19:17.480 Yeah, okay, so I thought this was so interesting. Getting 0:19:17.480 --> 0:19:19.160 back to the coffee discussion, then I want to move 0:19:19.200 --> 0:19:24.920 on to France. Roughly sixteen to ninety minutes after consumption. 0:19:25.080 --> 0:19:28.400 Your results may vary. All of us feel. 0:19:28.560 --> 0:19:33.480 Strange rumblings below, and they point out they used to 0:19:33.520 --> 0:19:36.840 make that joke on friends all the time about coffee 0:19:36.880 --> 0:19:39.720 making you poop, and it always struck me his word, 0:19:39.720 --> 0:19:42.280 because it doesn't me and not that you probably want 0:19:42.280 --> 0:19:43.840 to hear this much about it, but it just does. 0:19:43.880 --> 0:19:46.399 It never, it's never had, never been a correlation for me. 0:19:46.960 --> 0:19:49.080 Definitely mobilizes the troops in my case. 0:19:49.560 --> 0:19:53.160 But wow, what's more interesting discussion we've ever had? 0:19:53.520 --> 0:19:56.680 Only if you make it childish, well more than capable 0:19:56.680 --> 0:19:58.600 of carrying this on in an adult way. 0:19:58.720 --> 0:19:59.879 What makes you poop? Katie? 0:20:00.359 --> 0:20:05.120