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Speaker 1: This is Stradio Lab. I feel incredible today. Let me

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Speaker 1: me of being hungover today. I actually feel very, very

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to drop boundaries, and that's obviously something you're

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Speaker 1: Not much. Just enjoying listening to you guys chat. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what's happening right now? For is the top five? Five? Mm? Hmm,

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Speaker 1: pressure on it, and like, you guys are so good,

420
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Speaker 1: so I wanted to just like let you guys take

421
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Speaker 1: the charge. You know, so often people come on podcasts

422
00:25:15,359 --> 00:25:19,040
Speaker 1: and they just yeap, yeap, yeah exactly. I mean, I'll

423
00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:21,359
Speaker 1: let my work speak for myself and I'll let you

424
00:25:21,359 --> 00:25:24,439
Speaker 1: guys speak for me here as well. And I do

425
00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:26,560
Speaker 1: just want to say how proud of you guys. I am.

426
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:31,480
Speaker 1: Thanks so much. I mean, you guys built this out

427
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:34,280
Speaker 1: of nothing. You got a lot of coming up. We

428
00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:37,280
Speaker 1: built it out of nothing. Some have argued it still

429
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Speaker 1: barely anything. You couldn't me it was what top ten

430
00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:45,240
Speaker 1: podcasts on Apple. Yeah, okay, somebody, somebody, somebody's done their research,

431
00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:47,480
Speaker 1: somebody's paying attention. I mean, I know you guys are

432
00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:50,359
Speaker 1: freaking dynamite on stage, but this is a different medium

433
00:25:50,359 --> 00:25:52,480
Speaker 1: and you're tackling a different media, and you know what,

434
00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:55,720
Speaker 1: not a lot of people can do both. No case

435
00:25:55,760 --> 00:26:01,919
Speaker 1: and point me that I'm not No, I'm not looking

436
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:05,000
Speaker 1: for that, guys, John seriously. And I bet I bet

437
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,800
Speaker 1: if Carmen's podcast hadn't failed you, I bet you were

438
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:10,919
Speaker 1: incredible on that. I don't hear what anyone says it

439
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:14,240
Speaker 1: didn't feel because of your appearance on it. No, yeah,

440
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:16,840
Speaker 1: that isn't just. I've been on maybe three podcasts that

441
00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:22,600
Speaker 1: didn't go, so maybe it is me. They're not my podcast,

442
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:24,840
Speaker 1: but people keep getting me on them. Your Wolf you know,

443
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:32,160
Speaker 1: does your Wolf still exist? Uh? Really great? Yeah, they're

444
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:35,040
Speaker 1: freaking killing it over there. I was on a live

445
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:39,760
Speaker 1: podcast once, so oh nice. Yeah, we have a real

446
00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:43,200
Speaker 1: vet on our hands. Yeah, two dope, Queen's big one.

447
00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:48,440
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. Respect yeah, respect for sure, and if that's

448
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:50,679
Speaker 1: ever coming back. One long time ago, I was on

449
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:54,359
Speaker 1: this podcast called Power Hour and you would drink you

450
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:57,040
Speaker 1: do podcasts and do a power hour while you did

451
00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:59,919
Speaker 1: the podcast, and it would be very tame and boring

452
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:01,879
Speaker 1: for the first twenty minutes, and then by the end

453
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:05,840
Speaker 1: everyone was just sort of shouting. Was it fun shouting

454
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:08,600
Speaker 1: or was it just kind of annoying? It was really fun,

455
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:10,840
Speaker 1: but then you sort of lose You forget you're doing,

456
00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:15,880
Speaker 1: Like a podcast is a power our? A shot every how?

457
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:18,800
Speaker 1: Does a shot of beer every minute? For now? Okay?

458
00:27:19,119 --> 00:27:20,840
Speaker 1: That's what I was missing because I was like, it

459
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:25,760
Speaker 1: can't be a shot every minute? You would die? Oh

460
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:29,639
Speaker 1: my god. We should do that though. We can copy.

461
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:32,480
Speaker 1: We can copy the I P of a canceled podcasts.

462
00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:34,800
Speaker 1: We can do jello shots and that way we can

463
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:37,080
Speaker 1: also get a ton of jello. Yeah, do you guys

464
00:27:37,119 --> 00:27:44,399
Speaker 1: want to just get really drunk right now? No? Sounds

465
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:49,160
Speaker 1: like hell, I'm already paying for it. You know, how

466
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:51,760
Speaker 1: we introduce our topic? What do you think, Sam? I

467
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:55,320
Speaker 1: think we should? Um, John, if you could just sort

468
00:27:55,320 --> 00:28:01,120
Speaker 1: of calmly, casually, in that classic John style, UM, tell

469
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:05,560
Speaker 1: us what the topic is today? Well, you know, if

470
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:08,080
Speaker 1: this is your first time listening, we sort of picked

471
00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:11,280
Speaker 1: a topic about streak culture and it can be on

472
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Speaker 1: the nose or sort of ethereal or tangentially related. Uh

473
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Speaker 1: So I chose my topic was snacks because I was like,

474
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:29,439
Speaker 1: how you know what makes snacks straight? Um, there's just

475
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:36,359
Speaker 1: something straight about it. You know, are you personally a

476
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:41,120
Speaker 1: snack's head? Do you do you freak for snacks? Yeah?

477
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:44,200
Speaker 1: I freak for snacks. I used to really freak for

478
00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:47,400
Speaker 1: snacks when I was a kid. But I mean, I look,

479
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:51,240
Speaker 1: I baked banana chocolate your blondies last night. You planned

480
00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:56,320
Speaker 1: a whole night around snack making. Snack making? Yeah, I

481
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:58,640
Speaker 1: feel like, um, there's some sort of like proof to

482
00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:03,600
Speaker 1: be written, like snacks are straight, I think because being

483
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:11,440
Speaker 1: like really proudly hungry is straight. Okay, okay, Like so

484
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:15,120
Speaker 1: like like being proudly hungry and sort of being like

485
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:21,040
Speaker 1: on h like almost infantilized. And how you get food? Yeah,

486
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:26,560
Speaker 1: likes are someone else providing your food usually like it's

487
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:29,600
Speaker 1: you're being taken care of when they're It's like an

488
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:32,520
Speaker 1: old school idea of like a dad, like my dad's

489
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:40,760
Speaker 1: always hungry. Yeah, yeah, it's a desire for a father. Yeah,

490
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:43,240
Speaker 1: my dad's always hungry and he he needs a snack.

491
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Speaker 1: And I am a boy and I need a snack too. Y,

492
00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:51,240
Speaker 1: Finally we can speak to one another. We've just played sports.

493
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:55,440
Speaker 1: Now we need snacks. Yeah yeah. And also because dinner

494
00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:57,720
Speaker 1: is not for two more hours and so you should

495
00:29:57,760 --> 00:30:01,520
Speaker 1: have a snack, but because like sometimes you're also no

496
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:04,200
Speaker 1: snacking because dinner is in a half hour. Right. I

497
00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:07,000
Speaker 1: had to call you out on that, Sam, you lost

498
00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:09,800
Speaker 1: me on that. Oh really, and thank you for keeping

499
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:13,120
Speaker 1: me honest. Yeah they did that. Someone would tell you

500
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Speaker 1: have a snack dinners in two hours. That has never

501
00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:20,080
Speaker 1: been my experience. That's not your experience. Doesn't mean you're

502
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:22,520
Speaker 1: not erasing my experience. It's kind of rude, like have

503
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Speaker 1: a snack. It's like, tell me to have a snack. Yeah,

504
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:28,240
Speaker 1: don't tell me what to do. Get a snack if

505
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:34,040
Speaker 1: I want have a snack. I mean, I'm sorry, do

506
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Speaker 1: you guys? Mom's not be like do your guys. Mom's

507
00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:41,080
Speaker 1: not being like, have a snack? Well, my mom would

508
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:44,360
Speaker 1: be like, no, you know what, My mom is a feeder.

509
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:48,600
Speaker 1: My mom's always feeding people. No, that's this is like

510
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:52,480
Speaker 1: a podcast listed by eleven year old So funny, your guys.

511
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:56,920
Speaker 1: Mom's be like, Mom'll have a snack, So do you guys? Snack.

512
00:30:57,960 --> 00:31:00,960
Speaker 1: My mom still dinner? Do you guys snack? My mom

513
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:03,280
Speaker 1: was pressing me off. She told me to have a snake.

514
00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:07,840
Speaker 1: Do you guys Like? It's gonna be so annoying when

515
00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:10,000
Speaker 1: I want to go when I want a snack, but

516
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:14,240
Speaker 1: mom says no. She says no because because dinners in

517
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:16,680
Speaker 1: a half hour. When mom says no because dinners in

518
00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:19,400
Speaker 1: a half hour, I lose it. I lose it. My

519
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:23,400
Speaker 1: face went growing up. But I had this friend briefly.

520
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:26,320
Speaker 1: He had like really strict parents and they ate dinner

521
00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:28,400
Speaker 1: at five o'clock every night, you know, and he like

522
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:31,080
Speaker 1: went to be a like seven. But he was never

523
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:33,600
Speaker 1: allowed to have soda. And one time we went to

524
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:36,320
Speaker 1: camp how you do in the summer, and he had

525
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:38,800
Speaker 1: a bunch of soda and then when his mom found out,

526
00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:42,240
Speaker 1: he got grounded for drinking soda camp. Oh my god.

527
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:44,680
Speaker 1: You know, there's nothing like that. One kid with strict,

528
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:48,920
Speaker 1: strict parents. Crazy was it? Was? There a religious element

529
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:55,160
Speaker 1: to this? Um probably make it serious. Let's let's have

530
00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:59,360
Speaker 1: fun here, Okay, Yes he was in a cult. Whatever, Yeah,

531
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:02,680
Speaker 1: and get into it. I'm like just asking I'm just

532
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:05,240
Speaker 1: asking the normal questions that I bet our listeners woul

533
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:08,440
Speaker 1: want to know, Like I also, you emphasize that you

534
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:11,400
Speaker 1: guys are not we're not friends for long? Did did

535
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:14,720
Speaker 1: you guys have a falling out? Or I moved schools?

536
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:18,480
Speaker 1: You gave him the soda? Yeah, I got grounded. He

537
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:21,280
Speaker 1: also had one of those dads who did like the

538
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:24,120
Speaker 1: spray paint hair, you know, like he likes spray painted

539
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:29,960
Speaker 1: hair on his head. Yeah. Oh, because he was bald in,

540
00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:33,760
Speaker 1: he spray painted hair on his head. Yeah. Well that's crazy.

541
00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:36,000
Speaker 1: They can't even picture that, to be honest, it was

542
00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:39,160
Speaker 1: like that. It's like spray, It's like hair and a can.

543
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:43,760
Speaker 1: You know. I always thought that was like fake or

544
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:46,160
Speaker 1: something like. I always thought that was like only in

545
00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:49,320
Speaker 1: like TV shows making fun of it. Yeah, I mean

546
00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:52,200
Speaker 1: this guy had it. It's crazy. I will not allow

547
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:55,200
Speaker 1: your kid to drink soda, mean while you're spraying hair

548
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:59,440
Speaker 1: on your head. I mean, what did you guys consistency

549
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:03,240
Speaker 1: in your politic views? Did you drink soda growing up? Um?

550
00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:07,200
Speaker 1: It was never like a big deal. My dad was

551
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:09,760
Speaker 1: a big dit cooke, heoad. Yeah, so it would have

552
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:11,800
Speaker 1: been hypocritical of him to not allow me to have some.

553
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:14,360
Speaker 1: That's the thing I did have a friend who was

554
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:18,360
Speaker 1: not allowed to watch PG movies only g that's horrible.

555
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:22,280
Speaker 1: What age I mean I couldn't, you know, obviously young,

556
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:24,400
Speaker 1: but still the idea that there is a parent out

557
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:27,960
Speaker 1: there who is checking whether it's g RPG. What the hell? Now?

558
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:30,680
Speaker 1: I have to ask was there a religious element here?

559
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:34,280
Speaker 1: You know, I don't know if it was religious or

560
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:36,560
Speaker 1: just kind of like, you know, parents get off on

561
00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:39,520
Speaker 1: being parents. I'll say it like what you were talking

562
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:41,320
Speaker 1: about it. I feel like it's a very American thing

563
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:43,400
Speaker 1: to show how strict you are by how early you

564
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:47,200
Speaker 1: have dinner. Yeah, my family was like eight, dinner at

565
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:50,479
Speaker 1: nine o'clock. Yeah. Same, And we didn't really sit at

566
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:52,080
Speaker 1: the table lot. It was like you could take your

567
00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:54,640
Speaker 1: food and go hide somewhere. Oh, we had to sit

568
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:59,680
Speaker 1: at the table. Was very enforced. Wow, both of you guys. Yeah,

569
00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:02,600
Speaker 1: so we were so good at podcasting. Yeah, we're used

570
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:05,600
Speaker 1: to the kind of give and take of a conversation.

571
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:10,160
Speaker 1: You know, how to socialize. Meanwhile, I'm eating alone. You're bacon.

572
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:13,800
Speaker 1: You gotta you gotta drink to bake over here, I'm drinking.

573
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:17,720
Speaker 1: I'm bacon. I was so enthusiastic about the baked beans,

574
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,400
Speaker 1: that's gonna be that's hell, that's gonna come back to

575
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:28,200
Speaker 1: hunt me. John, What's I'm like, how do I ask this?

576
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:31,280
Speaker 1: It's hard to talk about snacks without talking without sounding

577
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:38,200
Speaker 1: like a two eleven comedian. No, you have to his back,

578
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:40,680
Speaker 1: like do you ever? Like like I was literally gonna

579
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:42,799
Speaker 1: be like, so John, like growing up, what kind of

580
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:46,799
Speaker 1: snacks were you working with? But that sounds so like

581
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:50,000
Speaker 1: like you can see like the tumbler like image like

582
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:53,120
Speaker 1: gift that's like what kind of snacks you got or

583
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:57,040
Speaker 1: something like it's in a Zason's already image. What kind

584
00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:58,600
Speaker 1: of snacks are you working with? Well, this is why

585
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:01,279
Speaker 1: it's pretty straight. Yeah, I think that. Yeah, I think

586
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:03,920
Speaker 1: you're absolutely right, John. I think the concept of snacks

587
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:09,840
Speaker 1: is passe by this point. If you're not saying or derves,

588
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:12,680
Speaker 1: if you're not saying papas, if you're not saying appetizers,

589
00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:15,600
Speaker 1: and you're still like I want snack, you know you're

590
00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:19,759
Speaker 1: living in the past. My friend, I would say it's

591
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:24,560
Speaker 1: reactionary call something a snack. Yeah, craving snacks is politically

592
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:29,920
Speaker 1: reactionary and right wing. Okay, I think I think you're right.

593
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:34,720
Speaker 1: It's like masquerading as family values but like using phrasing

594
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:39,399
Speaker 1: to be evil. Yes, no, yeah, it's it's um it's

595
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:45,640
Speaker 1: pinterest kind of embroidered pillow culture. It's like, you know,

596
00:35:45,719 --> 00:35:49,279
Speaker 1: you have a pillow that says I love snacks. You know,

597
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:52,120
Speaker 1: move it over a little bit, the pillow. Pillow it's hiding,

598
00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:56,440
Speaker 1: says Reagan. Says Reagan. That guy was a snack. To me.

599
00:35:57,680 --> 00:36:03,680
Speaker 1: Snacks are capitalist and they're very much come to the

600
00:36:03,719 --> 00:36:07,759
Speaker 1: forefront in the eighties, in nineties culture and with the

601
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:11,680
Speaker 1: rise of television and advertising. That actually is Yeah, you're

602
00:36:11,719 --> 00:36:14,120
Speaker 1: absolutely right there, because snacks. I mean when you think

603
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:16,520
Speaker 1: of you know, like you said, baking something with a

604
00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:19,120
Speaker 1: friend or making a dinner for your family, that's there's

605
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:25,479
Speaker 1: a communal element. Everyone's gathering around foods yn't say that

606
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:34,799
Speaker 1: it's adulting. Yeah, put the conversation to a halt. Adulting.

607
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:38,319
Speaker 1: I mean we're at just such a to bring up

608
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:40,680
Speaker 1: the word adulting in the middle of this conversation is

609
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:44,560
Speaker 1: so complicated. We've done complete it's complete horseshoe theory, and

610
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:49,240
Speaker 1: now we're just earnestly talking about adulting. Well, adulting culture

611
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:51,919
Speaker 1: is like we're at a weird place with it, where

612
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:55,520
Speaker 1: we've moved on from that word, then everyone knows it's stupid,

613
00:36:55,960 --> 00:37:00,080
Speaker 1: but also like it had a moment, and how do

614
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:03,439
Speaker 1: we respect it's past while still making fun of it. Well,

615
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:06,080
Speaker 1: to be honest, I heard it on the radio yesterday

616
00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:08,360
Speaker 1: and that's why I brought up an adult Jesus, I

617
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:12,239
Speaker 1: don't heard that. So what was the context? Someone on

618
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:15,520
Speaker 1: the radio is talking about how their weekend plans were

619
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:18,400
Speaker 1: to change their oil in their car, and then the

620
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:23,640
Speaker 1: radio host was like, oh, that's adult thing. Well, I'm

621
00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:26,439
Speaker 1: about to blow everyone's mind with what I'm about to say,

622
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:29,719
Speaker 1: a piece of information I wish I didn't know. Okay,

623
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:35,040
Speaker 1: guess what Bill Maher's upcoming comedy special is called adulting?

624
00:37:35,719 --> 00:37:41,880
Speaker 1: Not only that it is in fact called hashtag adulting. Whoa, whoa.

625
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:48,719
Speaker 1: That's the craziest thing I've ever heard. And so this

626
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:51,200
Speaker 1: is and I'm glad we got here because I wanted

627
00:37:51,239 --> 00:37:54,120
Speaker 1: to address this from the beginning of the pot him

628
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:57,480
Speaker 1: so like it kind of shows you, like, we think

629
00:37:57,520 --> 00:38:01,440
Speaker 1: we know what's going on, we don't, Like, do you

630
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:03,480
Speaker 1: think you know what the context for the word adult

631
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:05,640
Speaker 1: thing is when it was popular, when it wasn't popular?

632
00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:08,320
Speaker 1: What kind of people say, what kind of people don't. Meanwhile,

633
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:11,680
Speaker 1: Bill Maherr has an upcoming special called hashtag adult Thing. Yeah,

634
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:14,440
Speaker 1: I don't understand. Is he making fun of something or

635
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:17,239
Speaker 1: is he That's what I'm I'm wondering too. Is it

636
00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:20,879
Speaker 1: like his takedown of millennials a little too late? Right,

637
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:26,719
Speaker 1: he's still taking down millennials talk about Yeah, he just

638
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:29,759
Speaker 1: found out about the phrase adult things, so he's like,

639
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:34,240
Speaker 1: that's stupid. It's kind of cool knowing we'll never be

640
00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:39,239
Speaker 1: out of touch like that. I agree, absolutely, It's just

641
00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:43,879
Speaker 1: this podcast is going to age so well. I can Yeah,

642
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:50,080
Speaker 1: this one. This is a hot one. There's something timeless

643
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:56,920
Speaker 1: about what we're talking about though, Yeah for sure. Yeah, yeah, Okay.

644
00:38:56,960 --> 00:39:02,160
Speaker 1: How how are you feeling, Sam? I mean I'm feeling good. Um, yeah,

645
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:05,239
Speaker 1: I'm feeling I guess right now, I'm sort of like

646
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:08,680
Speaker 1: I'm I'm genuinely stuck because I'm trying to, like go

647
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:11,759
Speaker 1: back to the conversation about snacks. But whenever I try

648
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:15,239
Speaker 1: to talk about snacks, I sound eleven and or like

649
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:19,200
Speaker 1: I'm in tumbler culture and I don't know how to,

650
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:22,520
Speaker 1: like I'm trying to find a new way into talking

651
00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:24,960
Speaker 1: about snacks, but I actually cannot think of one, and

652
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:28,600
Speaker 1: so I'm paralyzed. Uh well, I can just pick a

653
00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:32,960
Speaker 1: new one, like stand no no, no, no, it's just standing.

654
00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:35,960
Speaker 1: It's like standing is pretty straight, like no, no, no no, no,

655
00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:39,880
Speaker 1: you sit, you sit. It's very funny for the guests

656
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:41,760
Speaker 1: of a podcast to be like, so, how are you feeling,

657
00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:45,240
Speaker 1: and the host to be like, I actually feel completely paralyzed.

658
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:48,719
Speaker 1: I really actually thank you, thank you for asking. I

659
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:52,000
Speaker 1: feel literally the worst I've ever felt. I have no

660
00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:55,200
Speaker 1: idea how to move forward with this, and because of

661
00:39:55,239 --> 00:39:57,439
Speaker 1: the topic, I actually find myself now at a point

662
00:39:57,440 --> 00:39:59,520
Speaker 1: where I have nothing to say and I feel like

663
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:02,239
Speaker 1: no one wants to talk about anything. But let's yeah,

664
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:04,600
Speaker 1: let's do no no no. I feel like I can

665
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:09,640
Speaker 1: come up with a lot of pretty straight things. Wait, John,

666
00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:11,680
Speaker 1: I have a follow up question. Flip phone. I feel

667
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:14,200
Speaker 1: like flip phones are pretty flip phones. It's like, I

668
00:40:14,239 --> 00:40:18,400
Speaker 1: don't I don't do technology. This is but it's also

669
00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:21,359
Speaker 1: now it's like retro and cheek too, so it's kind

670
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:26,239
Speaker 1: of tough. Background. I'm with George here, unless we can

671
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:29,319
Speaker 1: get one of those Motorola razors. Now that was a

672
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:33,080
Speaker 1: well designed product. It was those were sick John. When

673
00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:35,759
Speaker 1: I said I was paralyzed and couldn't move forward, did

674
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:39,080
Speaker 1: that hurt your feelings? No, I'm just I'm putting this

675
00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:42,360
Speaker 1: on my shoulders. I want to save this ship. I

676
00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:48,520
Speaker 1: want to save it the cast. Well, no, and I

677
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:51,560
Speaker 1: just I guess I want to say publicly, you know

678
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:55,120
Speaker 1: it's it's never your job to save it. If anything,

679
00:40:55,200 --> 00:41:00,120
Speaker 1: you know, we we get in these spaces where we

680
00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:02,560
Speaker 1: feel like we can sort of talk about anything and

681
00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:04,800
Speaker 1: sort of talk about the podcast while we make the podcast,

682
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:08,560
Speaker 1: we say, but then sometime of our classic from the

683
00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:10,840
Speaker 1: get go, in fact, the first I would say a

684
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:12,799
Speaker 1: year of it, we never even mentioned the topic on

685
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:16,440
Speaker 1: during the episode, and maybe you know we've gone all

686
00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:18,279
Speaker 1: the way to the other end of things. Are now

687
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:20,640
Speaker 1: you feel paralyzed because you feel the need to actually

688
00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:27,960
Speaker 1: address snacks, whereas it's never been about the snacks. No, no, never, never,

689
00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:30,960
Speaker 1: it's never been about the snacks. I feel like we

690
00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:34,520
Speaker 1: got off to a bad start when you said that

691
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:38,400
Speaker 1: I was hungover. I don't want to say anything. Oh

692
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:42,319
Speaker 1: my god, I mean it is it's to kind of

693
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:45,960
Speaker 1: introduce someone and then be like, so, John, you're hungover.

694
00:41:46,239 --> 00:41:49,919
Speaker 1: It was basically like, Okay, here's our guests, and it's

695
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:53,040
Speaker 1: not going to be good because he's not prepared to

696
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:55,480
Speaker 1: speak today. And then we spent a lot of time

697
00:41:55,719 --> 00:42:00,680
Speaker 1: talking about I don't speak well no, no, no, no, no, see,

698
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:05,920
Speaker 1: but I'm not well, just you seem kind of offended.

699
00:42:06,719 --> 00:42:12,640
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, okay, But like if I hadn't

700
00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:15,080
Speaker 1: brought up the hangover thing, we wouldn't have gotten to

701
00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:17,759
Speaker 1: the baking while drinking, which is I would say, in

702
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:21,560
Speaker 1: the top five moments of this episode, yeah, well hold on,

703
00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:23,120
Speaker 1: we haven't we haven't finished it. We can't do a

704
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:27,000
Speaker 1: top five yet. You never know. I mean in the beginning,

705
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:30,920
Speaker 1: I thought, you know, not to whatever I thought the

706
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:32,719
Speaker 1: top five in the beginning was funny. I would say,

707
00:42:32,719 --> 00:42:34,080
Speaker 1: the top five in the beginning are gonna be in

708
00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:37,040
Speaker 1: my top five of the episode. Now this episode now

709
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:42,200
Speaker 1: eating itself, God damn it. Would you say? It's um

710
00:42:42,239 --> 00:42:45,799
Speaker 1: eating itself like a snack? It just keeps going? Well,

711
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:48,080
Speaker 1: hn if I may. I feel like maybe what you're

712
00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:51,839
Speaker 1: pointing to is like you have been forced to recalibrate

713
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:55,439
Speaker 1: your behavior because you don't want to hear hungover. Yes,

714
00:42:57,760 --> 00:43:02,800
Speaker 1: but I do feel that it is an avoidable Yeah. Yeah,

715
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:05,799
Speaker 1: but at the time, I mean, I do feel like

716
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:11,000
Speaker 1: this is like lightning in a bottle, like we're firing

717
00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:16,520
Speaker 1: on all cylinders and it was good. Yeah, I think. Um,

718
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:20,439
Speaker 1: when I charged you with the accusation of being hungover, yeah,

719
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:23,800
Speaker 1: I wasn't trying to out you. I was just trying

720
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:27,880
Speaker 1: to sort of set the stage so that you could,

721
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:31,880
Speaker 1: um to be honest with where you're at, so you

722
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:35,279
Speaker 1: didn't feel because you know, you see these true Hollywood

723
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:38,400
Speaker 1: stories of you know, this celebrity had a fake smile

724
00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:41,080
Speaker 1: and they were laughing and no one knew they were

725
00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:44,960
Speaker 1: going through this dark paint behind closed doors, and yeah,

726
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:47,160
Speaker 1: I just didn't want you to feel like you had

727
00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:49,560
Speaker 1: to hide your pain from us. Your experience on this

728
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:53,240
Speaker 1: podcast is very similar to the Conservatorship with Britney Spears.

729
00:43:54,719 --> 00:43:56,960
Speaker 1: There is something about how I'm in this room with

730
00:43:57,040 --> 00:44:00,359
Speaker 1: you guys now, this virtual room, and I'm like, this

731
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:03,200
Speaker 1: is probably just my life now. Yeah, you can't imagine.

732
00:44:03,239 --> 00:44:06,000
Speaker 1: It is crazy to think in a few minutes you

733
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:10,120
Speaker 1: won't be here anymore. That is hard for me. And

734
00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:12,200
Speaker 1: then I'll spend the day being like, WHOA, I can't

735
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:16,400
Speaker 1: believe I did that. This morning. Yeah, yeah, no, that

736
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:18,600
Speaker 1: would be really fun at like seven pm when you're

737
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:22,279
Speaker 1: at dinner and um, you're like somebody's like, what did

738
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:24,879
Speaker 1: you do today? And you're like, oh wait, I did

739
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:28,640
Speaker 1: a that was today. I love when that happens. I'm

740
00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:30,600
Speaker 1: gonna call you guys back and be like, let's tryn

741
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:35,399
Speaker 1: it back, let's do this again. I'm finally awake, I'm

742
00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:38,319
Speaker 1: ready to do this. So we prefer you in your

743
00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:42,680
Speaker 1: in in your honest raw state. Yeah, I appreciate that,

744
00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:46,240
Speaker 1: and let me I want to ask a question. Yeah,

745
00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:49,919
Speaker 1: are you guys happy in the podcast or in life?

746
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:52,200
Speaker 1: In life? Yeah? Like how what? What lens are we

747
00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:56,200
Speaker 1: talking about here? And then as a jumping off point here,

748
00:44:56,840 --> 00:45:02,439
Speaker 1: you guys happy? Yeah, I'm going to say whenever I'm

749
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:07,440
Speaker 1: on a zoom with Sam and a guest, I'm happy

750
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:11,879
Speaker 1: And Sam go ahead, No, you keep going. I feel

751
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:15,759
Speaker 1: like you're about to really stick the landing. Well now

752
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:21,360
Speaker 1: I'm not. Now you're drinxing it. Oh no, Um, I

753
00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:26,120
Speaker 1: think sorry not to give you for interrupt you again.

754
00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:28,759
Speaker 1: My favorite you know we as Sam said, one of

755
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:31,040
Speaker 1: our signatures is talking about the podcast as we make it.

756
00:45:31,719 --> 00:45:34,480
Speaker 1: One of my and there are there are episodes that

757
00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:37,680
Speaker 1: have such a clear through line and it feels like

758
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:42,200
Speaker 1: we're almost filling in the blanks of a script. And

759
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:44,480
Speaker 1: yet my episodes are always the ones where I never

760
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:46,680
Speaker 1: know what's going to happen, you know, a few seconds

761
00:45:46,719 --> 00:45:47,960
Speaker 1: from now, and I feel like this is one of

762
00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:50,160
Speaker 1: those episodes. So to me, the fact that I have

763
00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:52,319
Speaker 1: no idea where will be in about four or five

764
00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:55,439
Speaker 1: minutes is what's invigorating about this art form that I've

765
00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:59,240
Speaker 1: dedicated my life too. Yeah, I have to agree with George.

766
00:45:59,239 --> 00:46:03,000
Speaker 1: We've talked about sort of the six on Rotten Tomatoes

767
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:08,680
Speaker 1: style episodes, UM, where it's like maybe people are confused,

768
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:12,239
Speaker 1: maybe they're like, oh, I was expecting something else, But

769
00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:14,879
Speaker 1: those are kind of our faves because it's like they're

770
00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:17,839
Speaker 1: the most interesting, they're the most juicy, and I think

771
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:20,400
Speaker 1: I do think this one is that, And I honestly

772
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:24,839
Speaker 1: do enjoy when it um when we like show, when

773
00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:28,000
Speaker 1: we when we build up like what a podcast is

774
00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:30,640
Speaker 1: and then make it fall fall apart. I do think

775
00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:34,960
Speaker 1: there's something to it. Um, And that's for real, John,

776
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:38,160
Speaker 1: what is your reaction with Sam? And I just said, um,

777
00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:41,840
Speaker 1: trying to track it all, But I mean this is

778
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:44,800
Speaker 1: a kind of theoretical heft. I would say most podcast

779
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:48,839
Speaker 1: guests are not faced with on a day to day basis. Yeah, well, yeah,

780
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:51,920
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm thinking about what Sam said about

781
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:54,799
Speaker 1: how it's not on me to say this thing. Uh,

782
00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:59,799
Speaker 1: And then I was like, okay, so that was sort

783
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:02,759
Speaker 1: of the the you can't ask follow up questions that

784
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:06,680
Speaker 1: you needed where it's it took the pressure off you too. Yeah,

785
00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:11,359
Speaker 1: just go for the ride. Yeah, I'm sort of just now.

786
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:15,279
Speaker 1: I'm watching you guys, and I'm happy again. John are Yeah,

787
00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:19,040
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, are are you happy? Yeah? Changes

788
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:22,040
Speaker 1: from day to day, but I am enjoying myself. Here.

789
00:47:22,520 --> 00:47:28,120
Speaker 1: What are your top five moments? This is every passing minute,

790
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:34,680
Speaker 1: there's a new top five. Yeah, wow, what's your kidding?

791
00:47:34,719 --> 00:47:37,920
Speaker 1: I'm kidding. I'm sorry. For some reason, I think it's

792
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:40,279
Speaker 1: funny to put pressure on you like I I do too,

793
00:47:40,280 --> 00:47:43,400
Speaker 1: And I actually love the idea of having a running

794
00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:45,680
Speaker 1: top five tally. I think more people should do that

795
00:47:45,719 --> 00:47:47,719
Speaker 1: in their normal life. Like as you're going about your day,

796
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:50,160
Speaker 1: you know, maybe it's two pm. You're walking from one

797
00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:52,480
Speaker 1: thing to another, you know, I think, what are the

798
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:54,520
Speaker 1: top five moments of the day? That maybe at four

799
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:59,040
Speaker 1: or five pm revisit renumber. That does seem sort of healthy,

800
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:03,480
Speaker 1: like a good way to make you, um, stay appreciative

801
00:48:03,719 --> 00:48:07,359
Speaker 1: of that's right of life. It's you know, quantifying things

802
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:14,680
Speaker 1: as always good. Yes. So do you guys like snacks

803
00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:23,080
Speaker 1: or yeah, Fox with snacks Dunkerrus Hell yeah, dude, Layman

804
00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:31,560
Speaker 1: hats Devil's Food doubles food snack snack well put in John.

805
00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:36,719
Speaker 1: Do you think the premise of our podcast is stupid? Um? No,

806
00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:42,399
Speaker 1: I'm also not sure what the premises thank you, which

807
00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:45,080
Speaker 1: is good. People just come because they like you guys,

808
00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:49,239
Speaker 1: because you guys are freaking dynamic on stage. Um. I

809
00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:53,120
Speaker 1: think people come to this podcast because it is incredibly

810
00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:58,319
Speaker 1: well executed and ah something they don't get anywhere else.

811
00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:04,280
Speaker 1: I agree with up Yeah yeah, Um, I think people

812
00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:08,000
Speaker 1: come to this podcast because we have an effortlessness that

813
00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:13,120
Speaker 1: other podcast hosts feel so like they're white knuckling. Yeah.

814
00:49:13,239 --> 00:49:16,239
Speaker 1: I haven't put any effort into anything I've said this

815
00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:19,840
Speaker 1: entire time. Everything, every word that has flown out of

816
00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:23,320
Speaker 1: me has flowed out so naturally, you know, I would say,

817
00:49:23,719 --> 00:49:27,560
Speaker 1: kind of on the verge of levitating. Mm hmmmmmm. I

818
00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:32,880
Speaker 1: feel similar in George. Yes, well, John, any tips or

819
00:49:32,880 --> 00:49:38,640
Speaker 1: tricks for how George can get into basketball? Um? Yeah,

820
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:40,800
Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel like he had it. Everything

821
00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:43,160
Speaker 1: George said that was in the top five two for sure.

822
00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:46,640
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, you sort of get it. The having

823
00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:53,360
Speaker 1: an underdog to route for that's all you need. Sam. Okay, Also,

824
00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:55,560
Speaker 1: there is it's a show. Have you ever heard of

825
00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:57,839
Speaker 1: the Brooklyn Nets. They put on a show. That's what

826
00:49:57,880 --> 00:50:01,239
Speaker 1: I'm saying. It's like theater. It is in the halftime,

827
00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:03,799
Speaker 1: someone performs at halftime. Went to the next game and

828
00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:09,000
Speaker 1: some DJ performed at halftime. Tiesto. Um, I don't know.

829
00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:14,440
Speaker 1: I'm sure it was not yet, Sam. What are your

830
00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:19,200
Speaker 1: top five moments of the pod? Ums to them together? Okay,

831
00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:21,839
Speaker 1: I liked when John sort of became the host when.

832
00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:25,000
Speaker 1: I liked when John asked questions. I think I liked

833
00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:26,880
Speaker 1: when he asked, are you happy? I thought that was

834
00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:32,799
Speaker 1: an incredible turn. I agree. I gotta say I I

835
00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:36,000
Speaker 1: really like when John, when we asked him for the topic,

836
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:38,120
Speaker 1: he kind of gave an overgive of the podcast. He

837
00:50:38,239 --> 00:50:40,320
Speaker 1: was like, you know, if you haven't listened to this before.

838
00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:42,680
Speaker 1: What we do each episode is we bring in a

839
00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:46,560
Speaker 1: straight topic. Sometimes it's more literal, sometimes it's more um,

840
00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:49,279
Speaker 1: you know out there. I felt like that was kind

841
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:51,960
Speaker 1: of a something I didn't expect, like to add that

842
00:50:52,040 --> 00:50:54,840
Speaker 1: kind of context before sharing his topic. Well, we have

843
00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:57,799
Speaker 1: too so far, what you know? Yeah, just that's that's

844
00:50:57,800 --> 00:51:00,759
Speaker 1: how you can tell I've been there before. Yeah. Yeah,

845
00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:04,120
Speaker 1: Well we have reported with you before multiple times and

846
00:51:04,360 --> 00:51:07,520
Speaker 1: have never released any of those episodes. That did cross

847
00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:09,839
Speaker 1: my mind if that was going to happen with this

848
00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:17,719
Speaker 1: one has been around. Know, we're releasing this whether you

849
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:22,320
Speaker 1: like it or not. Yea. And our fans are vicious.

850
00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:25,560
Speaker 1: Oh they're mean, cruel people. They'll try to tear you down.

851
00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:29,320
Speaker 1: Are you excited to meet your fans at the live show? Well,

852
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:31,960
Speaker 1: I mean we're always I mean, it's always always excited

853
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:33,799
Speaker 1: to meet fans. It's not our first live show, let

854
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:36,920
Speaker 1: me tell you that. Let's say that I met a

855
00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:43,000
Speaker 1: listener last night at at UM the E. How was it? Um?

856
00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:47,160
Speaker 1: Kind of scary? It's I I appreciate any listeners saying hello,

857
00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:52,560
Speaker 1: what is going on? Is that your seria or whatever?

858
00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:55,239
Speaker 1: Did you just say? I don't understand? Yeah that was

859
00:51:55,320 --> 00:51:59,480
Speaker 1: really weird. But this episode is like is like destroying

860
00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:04,200
Speaker 1: in tire ecosystems of technology tech found dead in a ditch. Um.

861
00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:07,359
Speaker 1: But anyway, it's weird um because John, I'm not sure

862
00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:10,239
Speaker 1: if you're that familiar, but the Eagles, like it's kind

863
00:52:10,239 --> 00:52:12,840
Speaker 1: of nasty. It's a little like people are like shirtless

864
00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:16,080
Speaker 1: and being, um kind of nasty. So it's like a

865
00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:18,640
Speaker 1: scary place for someone to sort of see you. Well,

866
00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:21,480
Speaker 1: there's nothing nastier than being a podcast listener. So that

867
00:52:21,560 --> 00:52:25,880
Speaker 1: was come brand for that particular fan. Yeah was it?

868
00:52:26,280 --> 00:52:28,080
Speaker 1: What did you have fun at the Eagle? Though? I

869
00:52:28,120 --> 00:52:30,839
Speaker 1: think I've been once before. It's pretty crazy in there. Well,

870
00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:33,920
Speaker 1: it's crazy in there, all right. I did have fun. Actually,

871
00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:37,400
Speaker 1: I told George I I did a little edible, a

872
00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:40,680
Speaker 1: little weed edible before it, and I don't I don't

873
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:42,719
Speaker 1: normally like to have weed when I'm out because it

874
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:45,520
Speaker 1: can be too scary. But oh yeah, this time it

875
00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:47,319
Speaker 1: was kind of fun. I felt like I was just

876
00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:50,000
Speaker 1: an observer. I felt I kept saying I was I

877
00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:52,280
Speaker 1: was a camera and I was just walking around pretending

878
00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:56,520
Speaker 1: like I was a camera. That's sweet. Yeah, edibles can

879
00:52:56,520 --> 00:52:58,680
Speaker 1: fuck me up. I don't know what it is. It's

880
00:52:58,680 --> 00:53:08,400
Speaker 1: like you can't control how much is going in? And uh, okay,

881
00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:10,560
Speaker 1: every time I do another woman, I just wish I

882
00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:14,440
Speaker 1: wasn't high right now. And they last for days, Yeah,

883
00:53:14,520 --> 00:53:17,120
Speaker 1: they last for weeks, months even. Yeah, they can be

884
00:53:17,160 --> 00:53:19,520
Speaker 1: a little much. Should we do our final segments? Sam?

885
00:53:19,920 --> 00:53:25,440
Speaker 1: Final segment? Geez, unless you want to keep going. I

886
00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:27,680
Speaker 1: thought we're gonna do this all day, John, is there

887
00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:30,680
Speaker 1: anything about snacks you like wanted to talk about but

888
00:53:31,360 --> 00:53:35,960
Speaker 1: could not bring to the conversation? Uh no, I was

889
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:39,040
Speaker 1: just like that sounds pretty straight. And uh yeah, I

890
00:53:39,080 --> 00:53:41,840
Speaker 1: like the I like the directness with which you approached

891
00:53:41,840 --> 00:53:46,000
Speaker 1: the topic. Like that sounds pretty straight. Yeah. I didn't

892
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:50,360
Speaker 1: come in loaded with anything because you told me not too. Yeah,

893
00:53:50,680 --> 00:53:52,680
Speaker 1: you said it was going to be loose and improv

894
00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:59,160
Speaker 1: What do you think of that assessment? It's been pretty loose? Good?

895
00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:04,759
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you know. I guess I would like to

896
00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:08,560
Speaker 1: issue a public apology. I think maybe I feel I

897
00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:10,799
Speaker 1: feel as a as a host, it does rest on

898
00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:14,560
Speaker 1: our shoulders to sort of lead the discussion in exploring

899
00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:18,279
Speaker 1: the topic, and I felt I feel like we didn't

900
00:54:18,280 --> 00:54:20,279
Speaker 1: do a good job. I felt like I was I

901
00:54:20,320 --> 00:54:22,719
Speaker 1: was genuinely self conscious about talking about snacks and I

902
00:54:22,719 --> 00:54:26,640
Speaker 1: don't know why. Well, it's a loaded topic. To be sure, Well,

903
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:28,719
Speaker 1: it's a loaded topic, and you don't want to fall

904
00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:34,040
Speaker 1: into the trappings of like of like genuinely talking about snacks,

905
00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:38,000
Speaker 1: and it's like, how do you talk about snacks? Why

906
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:40,439
Speaker 1: do you want to genuinely talk about snacks at bit?

907
00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:42,960
Speaker 1: I just feel like it's a good way into talking

908
00:54:42,960 --> 00:54:45,080
Speaker 1: about the concept of snacks. Yeah, A good way into

909
00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:48,040
Speaker 1: talking about the concept of something is talking genuinely about

910
00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:50,799
Speaker 1: that thing. Well, you have to start smaller, then you

911
00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:54,319
Speaker 1: can zoom out as you, uh, sort of reach some epiphanies. Yeah,

912
00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:57,360
Speaker 1: I mean, what do you think about my analysis of

913
00:54:57,480 --> 00:55:01,239
Speaker 1: snacks being kind of like atomized an individual versus a

914
00:55:01,440 --> 00:55:04,040
Speaker 1: different foods being more of a communal experience, because I

915
00:55:04,080 --> 00:55:05,839
Speaker 1: kind of think I was onto something there, and then

916
00:55:06,360 --> 00:55:09,840
Speaker 1: you know, no one cared. No. I actually thought that

917
00:55:09,880 --> 00:55:13,359
Speaker 1: was genius. Thanks. Yeah, And then I started to think

918
00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:15,400
Speaker 1: about appetizers and I was like, that would have been

919
00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:19,040
Speaker 1: a good one to bring up appetizers instead of snacks,

920
00:55:19,360 --> 00:55:21,600
Speaker 1: and then Sam would have been in his head. Well,

921
00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:25,080
Speaker 1: I guess the issue then is more more broadly speaking

922
00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:29,399
Speaker 1: about food, like what makes a food straighter rather than

923
00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:34,120
Speaker 1: not straight. Right, This is a great question. I'm brainstorming

924
00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:41,960
Speaker 1: um packaging and there he having packaging. The more packaging

925
00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:45,160
Speaker 1: something has a straighter it is. Yeah, a pop tart

926
00:55:45,200 --> 00:55:48,719
Speaker 1: is straight like cheese not so much. Wow, you're so right.

927
00:55:48,960 --> 00:55:52,399
Speaker 1: The more processing has been, the more processing, the straight

928
00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:54,560
Speaker 1: or something is. That's ultimately what it comes down. It's

929
00:55:54,560 --> 00:55:58,360
Speaker 1: actually very simple. I mean like craft singles is pretty straight.

930
00:55:58,560 --> 00:56:02,400
Speaker 1: Well yeah, but that's not that's but that's it lives

931
00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:06,600
Speaker 1: in ditackaging. But pop yeah, okay, because sometimes these pop

932
00:56:06,640 --> 00:56:09,719
Speaker 1: tarts packaging. Yeah, no, I see what you're saying that

933
00:56:09,760 --> 00:56:14,319
Speaker 1: there's a lot of colors. It pops off sometimes these

934
00:56:14,320 --> 00:56:17,520
Speaker 1: pop Yeah, I mean the name pop tart, it's like

935
00:56:17,680 --> 00:56:20,160
Speaker 1: it's literally sounds like a slur. Yeah, but I think

936
00:56:20,160 --> 00:56:24,680
Speaker 1: that's what I'm like, the infantilizing this of packaging, like

937
00:56:24,680 --> 00:56:28,640
Speaker 1: like taking the dirt out of food. Yeah, it makes

938
00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:31,399
Speaker 1: you into a child. Yeah, it's like it makes less

939
00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:33,160
Speaker 1: in touch with the land. There's no one less in

940
00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:36,280
Speaker 1: touch with the land and somebody eating a pop tart. Yeah, well,

941
00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:40,520
Speaker 1: look so bushes beans that's pretty straight because they I

942
00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:43,200
Speaker 1: would say it sure is. They've been a hammer in

943
00:56:43,239 --> 00:56:45,959
Speaker 1: that down there. Like straight guys et bushes beans, there's

944
00:56:46,040 --> 00:56:48,759
Speaker 1: bacon and yes ship. Yeah. I mean it's taken you

945
00:56:48,760 --> 00:56:51,520
Speaker 1: guys years to let go of that stereotype. The straight

946
00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:56,080
Speaker 1: guys eat bushes beans, but lentils, no lentels. Kind of gay,

947
00:56:56,239 --> 00:57:01,000
Speaker 1: kind of gay gay. Maybe it makes beans, like making

948
00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:03,840
Speaker 1: a pot of beans definitely gay, you think so. I

949
00:57:03,880 --> 00:57:06,080
Speaker 1: think dry beans are gayer than canned beans, for sure.

950
00:57:06,239 --> 00:57:08,960
Speaker 1: I agree with that. Yeah. I even think there's a

951
00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:12,640
Speaker 1: world in which baked beans are gay. It just has

952
00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:16,160
Speaker 1: to be like homemade. Oh yeah, that's what the bushes.

953
00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:22,040
Speaker 1: Baked beans are inherently not right bushes. Yeah, that's like

954
00:57:23,160 --> 00:57:25,680
Speaker 1: minimal work. You can just throw that on the fire

955
00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:29,440
Speaker 1: because straight guys don't like to like foss around. You know,

956
00:57:29,480 --> 00:57:31,680
Speaker 1: it's like I'm hungry. Now, this is what we're saying.

957
00:57:31,720 --> 00:57:34,400
Speaker 1: You know, this is the hungry dad. Like, Dad's hungry,

958
00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:37,080
Speaker 1: he needs beans now, that's right. You know, I can't

959
00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:38,919
Speaker 1: help but address the elephant in the room that last

960
00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:41,600
Speaker 1: night you did, you know, by the very definitions we

961
00:57:41,640 --> 00:57:45,160
Speaker 1: have set up now, not a very straight activity in

962
00:57:45,280 --> 00:57:49,720
Speaker 1: baking your own banana chocolate chip bread. Blond blondie, blondie,

963
00:57:49,960 --> 00:57:55,160
Speaker 1: excuse me, that's all right. I mean once again, blondie

964
00:57:55,720 --> 00:57:59,720
Speaker 1: gay or than bread, that's true. Yeah, it was a

965
00:57:59,720 --> 00:58:02,520
Speaker 1: pretty gay night over here. Do you think of yourself

966
00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:09,160
Speaker 1: as kind of a pioneer against toxic masculinity? I think,

967
00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:10,960
Speaker 1: come on, nail this one. We gotta get the quote.

968
00:58:11,080 --> 00:58:13,640
Speaker 1: Last night was a step in the right direction for me.

969
00:58:14,880 --> 00:58:17,800
Speaker 1: I would agree, but you know, it takes years to

970
00:58:18,840 --> 00:58:26,760
Speaker 1: undo what capitalism has done to me. Yeah, and to

971
00:58:26,840 --> 00:58:30,560
Speaker 1: start with my blondies. Yeah, I mean a few years ago,

972
00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:33,520
Speaker 1: you know, before you had read up about these issues.

973
00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:35,320
Speaker 1: You know, potentially, if somewhere to say would you like

974
00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:38,080
Speaker 1: to bake some blondies? You'd say, what am I gay?

975
00:58:38,280 --> 00:58:40,600
Speaker 1: I know, I'd like, get the funk out of my face?

976
00:58:42,280 --> 00:58:46,600
Speaker 1: I'm I feel like you embraced it. Yeah, you embraced it.

977
00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:48,840
Speaker 1: And you didn't say you gross, or like, can you

978
00:58:48,880 --> 00:58:51,720
Speaker 1: believe we're doing this? You you did it without a

979
00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:54,440
Speaker 1: smart growing. That's the only thing I said to my

980
00:58:54,480 --> 00:58:57,680
Speaker 1: friend all night, We're doing this? Yeah, I mean, I

981
00:58:57,680 --> 00:58:59,200
Speaker 1: guess I can't help but ask. You know, do you

982
00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:02,240
Speaker 1: feel like you need to all that alcohol because you

983
00:59:02,280 --> 00:59:04,920
Speaker 1: were so nervous that you were doing something gay? You

984
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:09,000
Speaker 1: know what I'd like to say yeah, but no, I

985
00:59:09,080 --> 00:59:12,440
Speaker 1: just thought it was gonna be fun, and it was

986
00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:15,120
Speaker 1: fun and it was wholesome as hell because I was

987
00:59:15,160 --> 00:59:19,320
Speaker 1: also baking with a childhood friend. I've known this individual

988
00:59:19,480 --> 00:59:25,440
Speaker 1: for a long time. Officiated as wow, yeah, and guess

989
00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:32,240
Speaker 1: what when I officiate his wedding super hungover? Nice yep,

990
00:59:32,680 --> 00:59:40,560
Speaker 1: all the photos looking bloated as hell. You couldn't believe it?

991
00:59:40,720 --> 00:59:43,360
Speaker 1: Would You have been mad if sort of he before

992
00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:47,760
Speaker 1: you started officiating said hey, everybody, John's gonna offreciate, but

993
00:59:47,880 --> 00:59:51,280
Speaker 1: f y, he is hungover. I should have dropped the

994
00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:54,800
Speaker 1: expectations low. Well, I'm sure you crushed it. Should we

995
00:59:54,880 --> 00:59:59,280
Speaker 1: do our final segment? I don't know. You're not sure,

996
01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:03,560
Speaker 1: then walk us through how you're feeling. Um, I'm like,

997
01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:09,400
Speaker 1: I don't know, Let's just keep the party going. Yeah, um, John,

998
01:00:09,400 --> 01:00:11,840
Speaker 1: I do feel that there's something about I think in

999
01:00:11,880 --> 01:00:15,360
Speaker 1: the last like fifteen minutes, you really hit a stride.

1000
01:00:15,640 --> 01:00:18,200
Speaker 1: You have opened up in a way. Sam and I

1001
01:00:19,280 --> 01:00:21,240
Speaker 1: you know, we're so proud of you. Thank you for

1002
01:00:21,320 --> 01:00:24,120
Speaker 1: accessing this part of yourself. Yeah, it's only gonna get

1003
01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:26,600
Speaker 1: better and better throughout the day. So you know what

1004
01:00:26,680 --> 01:00:29,439
Speaker 1: we can see what we should do, because maybe I'll

1005
01:00:29,440 --> 01:00:31,680
Speaker 1: call you guys throughout the day and be like, you know,

1006
01:00:31,720 --> 01:00:33,919
Speaker 1: I actually thought of something, and then you can put

1007
01:00:34,240 --> 01:00:39,280
Speaker 1: the voice. You can put my voicemails in this episode. Listen,

1008
01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:41,320
Speaker 1: I would love it if you did that throughout the day.

1009
01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:46,160
Speaker 1: I'm like, literally, do that? Actually very funny, you know what,

1010
01:00:46,760 --> 01:00:48,880
Speaker 1: I would do that. But this is a very straight thing.

1011
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:53,360
Speaker 1: My phone is broken. Yeah, oh no, yeah, that's okay.

1012
01:00:53,360 --> 01:00:57,919
Speaker 1: We'll get um, we'll call the Stradio Lab producers. They'll

1013
01:00:57,920 --> 01:01:00,760
Speaker 1: send you a phone. Oh yeah, yeah, it's on its

1014
01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:05,600
Speaker 1: way now. And and who is that UMA producers? Yeah?

1015
01:01:05,800 --> 01:01:10,840
Speaker 1: Maybe you know Bill Gates. Yeah, he got it in

1016
01:01:10,920 --> 01:01:14,440
Speaker 1: the divorce. Melinda wanted it. She loves the gaze. But

1017
01:01:14,520 --> 01:01:19,280
Speaker 1: Bill said, listen, I know money making bonanza. When I

1018
01:01:19,320 --> 01:01:25,400
Speaker 1: see one, sweetie, you're gonna have the foundation. And then

1019
01:01:25,400 --> 01:01:29,240
Speaker 1: he under his breath he said bitch. Yeah he said that,

1020
01:01:29,280 --> 01:01:30,960
Speaker 1: which was so messed up, but yeah, it was really

1021
01:01:30,960 --> 01:01:32,520
Speaker 1: effecked up. And then Sam and I were kind of

1022
01:01:32,560 --> 01:01:34,360
Speaker 1: in this dilemma where we were like, well, do we

1023
01:01:34,400 --> 01:01:36,600
Speaker 1: want to be in business with someone who calls his

1024
01:01:36,680 --> 01:01:40,320
Speaker 1: ex wife a bit? And you know, you'd think that

1025
01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:43,320
Speaker 1: would cause some issues. But actually we're both like, yeah,

1026
01:01:43,320 --> 01:01:45,280
Speaker 1: that's fine. Yeah, we didn't really have to think that hard.

1027
01:01:46,640 --> 01:01:49,720
Speaker 1: Yeah I feel that. Yeah, so we made a mistake.

1028
01:01:49,920 --> 01:01:54,920
Speaker 1: He's human. Yeah, that's important to remember. He was friends.

1029
01:01:54,960 --> 01:01:57,720
Speaker 1: He was like friends with Jeffrey Epstein. But you know,

1030
01:01:58,400 --> 01:02:02,040
Speaker 1: we've been friends with people that later on went on

1031
01:02:02,320 --> 01:02:05,880
Speaker 1: to write for some like bad TV shows. That's true,

1032
01:02:06,240 --> 01:02:09,160
Speaker 1: there's a lot. Don't mean we have to just own them. Okay,

1033
01:02:09,200 --> 01:02:11,840
Speaker 1: that's our final segment. I think we have to because

1034
01:02:11,920 --> 01:02:14,240
Speaker 1: we also have a new recording in like, well, here's

1035
01:02:14,280 --> 01:02:19,400
Speaker 1: the real another a typing. What I was typing is

1036
01:02:19,440 --> 01:02:23,000
Speaker 1: that our next guest is asking to do the podcast

1037
01:02:23,080 --> 01:02:25,880
Speaker 1: an hour later. And then I was not able to

1038
01:02:25,920 --> 01:02:28,520
Speaker 1: respond because I didn't want my clack clack clacking to

1039
01:02:28,560 --> 01:02:31,160
Speaker 1: be on the on mike. And then he texted me again.

1040
01:02:31,240 --> 01:02:32,760
Speaker 1: He's like, I just want to make sure you saw this.

1041
01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:35,640
Speaker 1: Sorry again, So then I had to respond. I was like, sorry,

1042
01:02:35,680 --> 01:02:37,600
Speaker 1: we're in the middle of reporting. Let me text you later.

1043
01:02:37,720 --> 01:02:39,840
Speaker 1: So if you can even believe it, you know, you

1044
01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:42,040
Speaker 1: never know what people are going through, and in my case,

1045
01:02:42,160 --> 01:02:44,960
Speaker 1: that means that while we were having this conversation, I

1046
01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:49,600
Speaker 1: had to also have a separate conversation, so you just

1047
01:02:49,640 --> 01:02:51,920
Speaker 1: do a bunch in one day, we do two and

1048
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:54,720
Speaker 1: one day. Oh my god. So I'm sort of like

1049
01:02:54,760 --> 01:02:58,880
Speaker 1: the warm up, well or or you're the main event

1050
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:01,360
Speaker 1: and the next person a him down. Who's the next guest?

1051
01:03:02,080 --> 01:03:05,400
Speaker 1: Dave Mazzoni, all right, let's bring him on. Well, he's

1052
01:03:05,400 --> 01:03:08,960
Speaker 1: not available, let's bring in here. Let's bring day in here.

1053
01:03:09,840 --> 01:03:13,920
Speaker 1: He's he's running late. That's he's running late. I'm really,

1054
01:03:15,120 --> 01:03:16,680
Speaker 1: you know, we're not we're not mad at him for

1055
01:03:16,760 --> 01:03:19,520
Speaker 1: running late. I just I'm I just it's very you know,

1056
01:03:20,040 --> 01:03:22,720
Speaker 1: me in the kitchen with my apron and suddenly the

1057
01:03:22,760 --> 01:03:25,240
Speaker 1: doorbell rings and I, you know, throw up all the

1058
01:03:25,280 --> 01:03:27,480
Speaker 1: flour because I'm I'm so stressed and I'm doing a

1059
01:03:27,480 --> 01:03:29,600
Speaker 1: few things at once. That's kind of the energy that

1060
01:03:29,640 --> 01:03:34,040
Speaker 1: I have right now. Yeah, I'm just so sorry. I

1061
01:03:34,080 --> 01:03:37,560
Speaker 1: can't believe you were hurting, you know, because you were

1062
01:03:37,960 --> 01:03:41,640
Speaker 1: so smiley, so bubbly on the podcast, and I just

1063
01:03:41,880 --> 01:03:44,080
Speaker 1: had no idea what was going on. I have been,

1064
01:03:44,720 --> 01:03:47,720
Speaker 1: I have been battling a lot in the last hour

1065
01:03:47,760 --> 01:03:51,680
Speaker 1: and a half. I'm you know, I'm trying to be

1066
01:03:51,760 --> 01:03:56,000
Speaker 1: a professional about it, but yeah, I've gotten texts, I've

1067
01:03:56,040 --> 01:04:01,080
Speaker 1: gotten emails. My mom sent me a bit moji. Really yes,

1068
01:04:01,200 --> 01:04:04,520
Speaker 1: and it is of herself kind of jumping, the cartoon

1069
01:04:04,600 --> 01:04:09,880
Speaker 1: version of herself jumping, and it says sending love. That's cute. Thanks, Yeah,

1070
01:04:09,880 --> 01:04:13,120
Speaker 1: that's nice. Yeah, I think it's a nice. Lady. You've

1071
01:04:13,160 --> 01:04:16,280
Speaker 1: been great. You've been great today, George. Thank you very much. John.

1072
01:04:17,360 --> 01:04:22,160
Speaker 1: It means a lot, thanks John, John, what are you? Um,

1073
01:04:22,280 --> 01:04:26,480
Speaker 1: let's say we do our final segment. What No, I'm

1074
01:04:26,480 --> 01:04:30,800
Speaker 1: not saying that this final segment. No, no, that listen,

1075
01:04:30,920 --> 01:04:32,960
Speaker 1: I'm not. All I'm saying is, you know, let's say

1076
01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:35,280
Speaker 1: we do it and then and then we hang up,

1077
01:04:35,320 --> 01:04:38,320
Speaker 1: Like what would the next kind of hour of your

1078
01:04:38,360 --> 01:04:41,600
Speaker 1: life look like? You hang up suddenly you're staring at

1079
01:04:41,640 --> 01:04:46,000
Speaker 1: your computer or blank computer screen depleted. Yeah, I think

1080
01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:49,000
Speaker 1: I'll hang up and I'll be like, who, maybe think

1081
01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:53,120
Speaker 1: about texting you guys being like was that okay? Classic?

1082
01:04:53,240 --> 01:04:56,640
Speaker 1: That's a classic. And then I'll probably eat because I

1083
01:04:56,680 --> 01:05:00,160
Speaker 1: haven't eaten yet. Maybe a blondie. I don't know if

1084
01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:03,919
Speaker 1: I can handle it. And then um, yeah, my fiancee

1085
01:05:04,160 --> 01:05:06,720
Speaker 1: wants to go on a long walk. Well that's very nice.

1086
01:05:07,080 --> 01:05:10,040
Speaker 1: So that sounds fun. It's pretty warm out. I know

1087
01:05:10,360 --> 01:05:11,840
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go on a long walk. That will be

1088
01:05:11,880 --> 01:05:13,960
Speaker 1: my next hour. Well, maybe we should go on a

1089
01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:15,959
Speaker 1: long walk while we wait for Dave to get ready

1090
01:05:15,960 --> 01:05:19,560
Speaker 1: to record. Am I right? Yeah? I say that it

1091
01:05:19,760 --> 01:05:22,080
Speaker 1: was gonna be fun. That's gonna be It's gonna be

1092
01:05:22,120 --> 01:05:25,120
Speaker 1: a really good day. I've got a great feeling about today.

1093
01:05:25,240 --> 01:05:28,920
Speaker 1: Shall we meet up after Yeah, let's all meet up

1094
01:05:28,960 --> 01:05:33,680
Speaker 1: and go out shot the Eagle. John, Let's go to

1095
01:05:33,720 --> 01:05:36,560
Speaker 1: the Eagle and let's just fucking make this one hell

1096
01:05:36,640 --> 01:05:40,520
Speaker 1: of a sunday. I mean, let's go to the Eagle,

1097
01:05:40,760 --> 01:05:44,959
Speaker 1: Let's do some moli and then around nine pm will

1098
01:05:45,040 --> 01:05:50,680
Speaker 1: leave and then go get a horrible meal somewhere. That

1099
01:05:50,720 --> 01:05:54,680
Speaker 1: sounds great, Well, I actually think now it, John, with

1100
01:05:54,760 --> 01:05:58,560
Speaker 1: your permission, Yeah, we need to do the final second

1101
01:05:58,560 --> 01:06:03,200
Speaker 1: because then I need to text Dave like I'm now

1102
01:06:03,240 --> 01:06:09,120
Speaker 1: even more than that was? Okay? Okay, yeah, yeah yeah,

1103
01:06:09,200 --> 01:06:12,520
Speaker 1: shoot him a quick one and be like get in here.

1104
01:06:12,720 --> 01:06:16,440
Speaker 1: We need to get in here because he knows how

1105
01:06:16,480 --> 01:06:21,120
Speaker 1: to do a podcast. Yeah, that guy can talk. Yeah

1106
01:06:21,200 --> 01:06:25,840
Speaker 1: he didn't. He didn't cancel Karmen Christopher's podcast, That's for sure.

1107
01:06:25,920 --> 01:06:28,000
Speaker 1: If maybe if Carmen had gotten Dave on, you know,

1108
01:06:28,040 --> 01:06:30,360
Speaker 1: would have gone a little differently. I think you can

1109
01:06:30,440 --> 01:06:41,200
Speaker 1: make a case for that. Yeah, probably this last segment, yes, Sam, Yeah, Well,

1110
01:06:41,240 --> 01:06:43,280
Speaker 1: are you like first, before we even get into what

1111
01:06:43,320 --> 01:06:46,720
Speaker 1: it is, are you okay doing it? Um? I don't know.

1112
01:06:47,400 --> 01:06:51,800
Speaker 1: There's such a reticence to to reach the end from you. Yeah, well,

1113
01:06:52,200 --> 01:06:57,480
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's just been nice. Well i'll explain

1114
01:06:57,480 --> 01:07:00,840
Speaker 1: the final segment and maybe wouldn't explain. I'll see if

1115
01:07:00,880 --> 01:07:04,640
Speaker 1: I want to do that. Okay, yeah, great, great, Okay,

1116
01:07:04,920 --> 01:07:08,560
Speaker 1: So my final segment is um a homage to the

1117
01:07:08,560 --> 01:07:12,600
Speaker 1: gorgeous straight tradition of radio shout out, in which we

1118
01:07:12,840 --> 01:07:15,560
Speaker 1: give a shout out sort of to anything that we

1119
01:07:15,640 --> 01:07:18,120
Speaker 1: enjoy in style of imagine it's to us one. You're

1120
01:07:18,160 --> 01:07:19,600
Speaker 1: at t r L and you're shouting out to your

1121
01:07:19,600 --> 01:07:23,520
Speaker 1: squad back home, just going all the way off. So

1122
01:07:23,560 --> 01:07:27,720
Speaker 1: how does that make you feel? Uh, you're doing shoutouts? Yeah,

1123
01:07:27,760 --> 01:07:30,080
Speaker 1: we go first, and then you do one as well,

1124
01:07:30,160 --> 01:07:32,439
Speaker 1: and we do it to whatever. Like I could shout

1125
01:07:32,440 --> 01:07:34,760
Speaker 1: out and be like you could shout out like like

1126
01:07:34,880 --> 01:07:39,880
Speaker 1: the concept of leaves, or you could shout out sort

1127
01:07:39,880 --> 01:07:43,760
Speaker 1: of Reagan's approach to economics. You just shout out, like,

1128
01:07:44,600 --> 01:07:49,720
Speaker 1: you know, Claire's. Yeah, but I would do your away

1129
01:07:49,720 --> 01:07:51,840
Speaker 1: from Blondie's. I just feel like they've already gotten a

1130
01:07:51,880 --> 01:07:54,960
Speaker 1: lot of air time. You don't want to be too expected,

1131
01:07:55,040 --> 01:07:58,800
Speaker 1: but I could say shout out to getting your ear

1132
01:07:58,920 --> 01:08:04,280
Speaker 1: pierced at Claire totally. That's good because it's just like

1133
01:08:04,320 --> 01:08:07,320
Speaker 1: you don't want to be pegged as like the Blondie's guy,

1134
01:08:07,560 --> 01:08:11,560
Speaker 1: or even like hungover guy. Yeah, so you gotta be

1135
01:08:11,640 --> 01:08:15,600
Speaker 1: constantly moving forward. You don't want to give top five. Yeah,

1136
01:08:15,640 --> 01:08:17,720
Speaker 1: the top five guy, top five, I mean top five

1137
01:08:17,760 --> 01:08:20,000
Speaker 1: guys really love the top five mean I you know,

1138
01:08:20,600 --> 01:08:22,360
Speaker 1: I would say my top five of the step is

1139
01:08:22,439 --> 01:08:25,320
Speaker 1: each time we did top fives. I think so too.

1140
01:08:25,640 --> 01:08:29,519
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna start Okay, you start excellent, Okay,

1141
01:08:29,680 --> 01:08:32,920
Speaker 1: I'm down to do it. Okay, thank nice. You know,

1142
01:08:32,960 --> 01:08:34,479
Speaker 1: I did have one that I wanted to do today,

1143
01:08:34,520 --> 01:08:37,880
Speaker 1: but now it feels like entirely the wrong tone. Oh no,

1144
01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:42,560
Speaker 1: come on, and thank you for giving me that permission. Yeah. Um,

1145
01:08:42,840 --> 01:08:48,360
Speaker 1: what's up? Breeks, idiots, losers and perverts all across the globe.

1146
01:08:48,960 --> 01:08:52,080
Speaker 1: I would like to give a huge shout out to

1147
01:08:52,920 --> 01:08:57,880
Speaker 1: the One, the Only, Charlie x CX. Oh my god,

1148
01:08:57,920 --> 01:08:59,880
Speaker 1: I literally knew that's what you were going to be doing.

1149
01:09:00,479 --> 01:09:05,479
Speaker 1: I love her new music. I love each and every song,

1150
01:09:05,600 --> 01:09:10,679
Speaker 1: and I'm sick and tired of um her not getting

1151
01:09:10,680 --> 01:09:15,320
Speaker 1: more respect. Give this girl some damn respect. She's she's

1152
01:09:15,400 --> 01:09:19,280
Speaker 1: been changing it up always, She's on top of everything.

1153
01:09:19,360 --> 01:09:23,200
Speaker 1: She's a genius. She seems cool. She's like, uh, seems

1154
01:09:23,400 --> 01:09:27,840
Speaker 1: relatively normal for that style of person, and I think

1155
01:09:28,200 --> 01:09:32,599
Speaker 1: I think I feel bad that she's got. She's dealing

1156
01:09:32,640 --> 01:09:36,000
Speaker 1: with the haters currently, which is like annoying, and I'm

1157
01:09:36,040 --> 01:09:37,599
Speaker 1: sort of like, Charlie, just be above it and don't

1158
01:09:37,600 --> 01:09:39,599
Speaker 1: respond to people on Twitter. But then she's doing it.

1159
01:09:39,920 --> 01:09:42,599
Speaker 1: And so, Charlie, if you can hear this, you have

1160
01:09:42,680 --> 01:09:46,240
Speaker 1: support out there, you have love out there, and you

1161
01:09:46,479 --> 01:09:50,120
Speaker 1: are good. And I love your new music and I

1162
01:09:50,160 --> 01:09:57,880
Speaker 1: like your videos. Um uh xo XO. Sam. Alright, I

1163
01:09:58,000 --> 01:10:01,760
Speaker 1: just pagy back off, Adam. Yeah, just dive right into

1164
01:10:01,840 --> 01:10:05,760
Speaker 1: start screeching my brains out. Yeah, go for it, all right?

1165
01:10:06,200 --> 01:10:09,360
Speaker 1: What's up? Via pieces of Share, I want to give

1166
01:10:09,360 --> 01:10:15,519
Speaker 1: a quick shout out to the non existent imaginary idea

1167
01:10:15,720 --> 01:10:19,880
Speaker 1: of a deodorant that does its job and also doesn't

1168
01:10:19,960 --> 01:10:23,400
Speaker 1: ruin my fucking life. And feel like every time I

1169
01:10:23,479 --> 01:10:27,000
Speaker 1: try to get a deodorant, either it smells terrible, it

1170
01:10:27,080 --> 01:10:30,519
Speaker 1: makes insane, you know, pitch stands on all my shirts

1171
01:10:30,520 --> 01:10:32,760
Speaker 1: that are impossible to get out even use shirts that

1172
01:10:32,840 --> 01:10:36,280
Speaker 1: I perhaps paid money for, or on the other end

1173
01:10:36,280 --> 01:10:39,120
Speaker 1: of things, it makes me smell bad, or it doesn't

1174
01:10:39,120 --> 01:10:41,559
Speaker 1: work and within an hour I actually smell even worse

1175
01:10:41,560 --> 01:10:44,400
Speaker 1: than if I hadn't put that rant. And so I

1176
01:10:44,439 --> 01:10:46,000
Speaker 1: just want to give a quick shout out to all

1177
01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:49,040
Speaker 1: the scientists out there working on making something that actually works.

1178
01:10:49,080 --> 01:10:51,880
Speaker 1: After literal centuries of trying to solve this problem that

1179
01:10:51,920 --> 01:10:54,000
Speaker 1: you would think at this point would be solved. You

1180
01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:57,000
Speaker 1: would think it would be easy to make an odor

1181
01:10:57,040 --> 01:11:00,000
Speaker 1: list deodorant that just kind of does what it means

1182
01:11:00,200 --> 01:11:02,960
Speaker 1: to do, so we can focus on more important things, like,

1183
01:11:03,000 --> 01:11:06,800
Speaker 1: you know, curing diseases and you know, saying goodbye to

1184
01:11:06,840 --> 01:11:09,040
Speaker 1: this pandemic, if you know what I mean, If we

1185
01:11:09,120 --> 01:11:12,000
Speaker 1: can't do that until I find a way to smell

1186
01:11:12,120 --> 01:11:16,960
Speaker 1: normal and look presentable in my daily life for an

1187
01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:19,960
Speaker 1: affordable amount of money. And so I'm ending on a

1188
01:11:19,960 --> 01:11:22,720
Speaker 1: somber tone, because this is not a solved problem. This

1189
01:11:22,800 --> 01:11:25,200
Speaker 1: is something that people are still working on. And I

1190
01:11:25,280 --> 01:11:29,479
Speaker 1: will donate money if I have to, but I need to.

1191
01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:31,960
Speaker 1: I need to like be guaranteed that there's gonna be

1192
01:11:31,960 --> 01:11:34,080
Speaker 1: some results, because, to be quite honest, I'm reaching the

1193
01:11:34,160 --> 01:11:37,240
Speaker 1: end of my rope here and I would like for

1194
01:11:37,280 --> 01:11:43,360
Speaker 1: this issue to be solved soon. Um. I would have

1195
01:11:43,400 --> 01:11:46,200
Speaker 1: to say to that that, you know, maybe it's not

1196
01:11:46,200 --> 01:11:50,080
Speaker 1: even an issue, maybe just well yeah, I mean because

1197
01:11:50,120 --> 01:11:53,640
Speaker 1: you literally like smelling. I don't like smelling. I just

1198
01:11:53,680 --> 01:11:57,800
Speaker 1: don't like wearing to what it's I can't even like

1199
01:11:59,640 --> 01:12:04,120
Speaker 1: John encourage him, Christ Almighty. You get up there on stage,

1200
01:12:04,120 --> 01:12:06,240
Speaker 1: you're given him your all, sweating your ass off, and

1201
01:12:06,280 --> 01:12:10,680
Speaker 1: you come off literally you go home like that, just

1202
01:12:10,880 --> 01:12:16,479
Speaker 1: sweat glands, you know, bursting from seeing the scene. And boy,

1203
01:12:16,680 --> 01:12:19,320
Speaker 1: you've got some sweat glands. I'll tell you that much

1204
01:12:19,439 --> 01:12:22,679
Speaker 1: right now. No, this is an attack John, John, whenever

1205
01:12:22,760 --> 01:12:26,240
Speaker 1: you already, i'd say, go for it, alright, cool, Um,

1206
01:12:26,320 --> 01:12:30,719
Speaker 1: what's up you sick twisted fox out there, sick goose

1207
01:12:30,800 --> 01:12:33,599
Speaker 1: you people. I would want to give a huge shout

1208
01:12:33,600 --> 01:12:38,360
Speaker 1: out to my friend Luisa's cat named Shag. You know,

1209
01:12:39,040 --> 01:12:41,320
Speaker 1: the cat. It's looking good right now. It used to

1210
01:12:41,360 --> 01:12:44,400
Speaker 1: be pretty big and it was at an unhealthy weight

1211
01:12:44,520 --> 01:12:47,599
Speaker 1: and then, um, it's overcome that and the cat has

1212
01:12:47,640 --> 01:12:51,960
Speaker 1: really transformed itself and it's still kicking and it's still

1213
01:12:51,960 --> 01:12:59,120
Speaker 1: out here. I'm just really proud of her words. Um,

1214
01:12:59,240 --> 01:13:03,000
Speaker 1: what a nice shout outs. That was a beautiful message.

1215
01:13:03,600 --> 01:13:06,840
Speaker 1: I I really hope your friend plays it for her cat,

1216
01:13:07,280 --> 01:13:10,519
Speaker 1: because I think that would be so nice to hear. John.

1217
01:13:10,560 --> 01:13:12,439
Speaker 1: I just want to say, it's such a nice time

1218
01:13:12,479 --> 01:13:15,040
Speaker 1: recording with you. Thank you, guys. This is what I

1219
01:13:15,040 --> 01:13:17,519
Speaker 1: didn't want to do the last segment because then at

1220
01:13:17,600 --> 01:13:22,240
Speaker 1: the end it just goes right into the end. Yeah damn, well,

1221
01:13:22,360 --> 01:13:26,840
Speaker 1: thanks for doing it, though. I'm like sorry that things

1222
01:13:26,880 --> 01:13:31,120
Speaker 1: have to end. It's just that, you know, maybe, you know,

1223
01:13:31,479 --> 01:13:33,960
Speaker 1: if your phone's in working enough order, feel free to

1224
01:13:34,000 --> 01:13:36,599
Speaker 1: send us sort of updates on how your day's been going.

1225
01:13:36,680 --> 01:13:40,439
Speaker 1: Please send some voice. Alright, cool, I'll try. Maybe I can. Yeah,

1226
01:13:40,560 --> 01:13:42,719
Speaker 1: maybe I'll send some voice of my most And here's

1227
01:13:42,720 --> 01:13:46,040
Speaker 1: the thing. If you don't, that's also okay. Yeah, but

1228
01:13:46,640 --> 01:13:48,280
Speaker 1: you know, you should could be nice, could be in

1229
01:13:48,280 --> 01:13:50,960
Speaker 1: the top five. There's still time to make the top five.

1230
01:13:51,000 --> 01:13:53,479
Speaker 1: There's still five to make a top five. I think,

1231
01:13:53,840 --> 01:13:57,120
Speaker 1: you know, maybe we like that. We like that kind

1232
01:13:57,120 --> 01:14:00,920
Speaker 1: of concept more than you do. But this will this

1233
01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:04,000
Speaker 1: will all be edited so that there's kind of a

1234
01:14:04,120 --> 01:14:07,400
Speaker 1: radio voice that's like moment number five, and you know

1235
01:14:07,439 --> 01:14:09,160
Speaker 1: it's like a part of the podcast, and that's kind

1236
01:14:09,160 --> 01:14:11,920
Speaker 1: of how we're gonna release. Uh so, yeah, you do

1237
01:14:11,960 --> 01:14:15,520
Speaker 1: a lot of editing on these huh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1238
01:14:15,720 --> 01:14:18,800
Speaker 1: Our voices sound completely different, but we probably unrecognized, but

1239
01:14:18,840 --> 01:14:23,120
Speaker 1: we actually sound like, you know, kind of bad stereotypes

1240
01:14:23,280 --> 01:14:25,760
Speaker 1: of like Valley Girls when when the episode comes out,

1241
01:14:25,960 --> 01:14:28,519
Speaker 1: so it's you know, it's like Sam and I be like,

1242
01:14:28,560 --> 01:14:32,800
Speaker 1: say that's act and then actually say that we're kind

1243
01:14:32,800 --> 01:14:35,920
Speaker 1: of like being problematic. That's kind of good. And then

1244
01:14:36,040 --> 01:14:38,559
Speaker 1: we can like make my voice sort of like deeper

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Speaker 1: and cooler. Like I'm sort of like, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna make you really hunky. That would be nice. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but be careful. Our fans are super horny. They're probably

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Speaker 1: gonna fall in love with you. Okay, tell me that.

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Speaker 1: In the email before I did the podcast, all I

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Speaker 1: got was it's pretty improv email. The Horde of Horning.

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Speaker 1: I will never live down the fact that I that

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Speaker 1: my email used the word improvily I know. And also, John,

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Speaker 1: do we change that email? I should I not have

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Speaker 1: said improving. I just meant like, you don't have to

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Speaker 1: I know, I thought, Well, I didn't have a lot

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Speaker 1: to think about. Well, to be fair, John also made

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Speaker 1: fun of me by saying exactly what I texted him

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Speaker 1: when I texted about doing the podcast. Interesting, I made

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Speaker 1: fun of you. I don't think you made fun It

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Speaker 1: was an homage to the original conversation, a callback, a

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Speaker 1: call back. Oh yeah, why would you say so when

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Speaker 1: I texted you that you don't need to prepare anything,

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Speaker 1: just a straight topic that normal or a little more

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Speaker 1: uh conceptual? Yeah, totally. And then here I am I

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Speaker 1: said snacks and I really threw you for a loop. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Was that a commentary on the topic. Yeah, I think

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Speaker 1: it was a topic. It was a commentary on the topic. Okay,

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Speaker 1: let's send this John. It's been a delight. Thank you

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Speaker 1: for doing the pot and I hope you feel better

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Speaker 1: an honor in a pleasure. I'm so proud of you. Guys.

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Speaker 1: We look forward to your voice memos into playing them

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Speaker 1: on the top of my format. I do you think

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Speaker 1: when I come back it's gonna be good. Perfect, Well,

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Speaker 1: well we'll see you at the live show. I'll be

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Speaker 1: a brand come back. Yeah. If you want me to

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Speaker 1: pop off at the live show, I'm here, I'm around. Well,

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Speaker 1: look out for a voice memo from us. Perfect. Yeah, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'll start to think about what I want to say

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Speaker 1: at the live show. Sure, maybe maybe Snacks part two. Honestly,

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Speaker 1: now that i'm already thinking, I'm already okay, all right, okay,

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Speaker 1: bye John By