WEBVTT - 'Wicked' Star Asked About Wiping with Long Nails, John Stamos Slammed For Bald Cap, Susan Smith Parole Update, Winterproofing Vaginas, and More! 0:00:08.080 --> 0:00:14.120 Mother Knows Dad starring Nicole and Jemmy and Maria qk. 0:00:20.760 --> 0:00:20.960 Hi. 0:00:21.000 --> 0:00:23.520 Everyone welcome The Mother Knows Death. Let's get started with 0:00:23.560 --> 0:00:26.200 the story of the day. Nothing like starting the show 0:00:26.200 --> 0:00:29.960 out with a real disturbing one, right. So in Thailand, 0:00:29.960 --> 0:00:31.840 this guy was in the woods and came upon this 0:00:31.960 --> 0:00:34.680 decorated tree. But it's not really a decorated tree like 0:00:34.720 --> 0:00:37.240 we're used to seeing with ornaments or lights. It had 0:00:37.360 --> 0:00:41.840 underwear on it. Yeah, and they called it the Masturbasin tree. Yeah. 0:00:41.880 --> 0:00:45.320 So basically what happened is you know that they this 0:00:45.400 --> 0:00:47.680 guy found this tree, he ended up calling the cops, 0:00:47.680 --> 0:00:49.680 and this led them to this twenty seven year old 0:00:49.720 --> 0:00:53.159 guy who admitted that he was drunkenly stealing people in 0:00:53.200 --> 0:00:56.320 his surrounding areas underwear and then hanging them up on 0:00:56.360 --> 0:00:58.720 the tree. He would then go up to them and 0:00:58.760 --> 0:01:01.240 sniff them as he mastered, and then when they got 0:01:01.320 --> 0:01:03.360 rid of the scent from the owner, he would then 0:01:03.520 --> 0:01:08.000 discard them. So extra disgusting. How do you just have 0:01:08.080 --> 0:01:11.399 access to people's underwear? Like, if that was someone in 0:01:11.440 --> 0:01:13.480 my neighborhood, it just wouldn't be that easy to go 0:01:13.560 --> 0:01:16.560 around house to house and get people's underwear. Well, apparently 0:01:16.640 --> 0:01:19.440 people had been reported their underwear missing for a while, 0:01:19.520 --> 0:01:22.039 but would like I would never notice if a pair 0:01:22.080 --> 0:01:24.440 of my underwear went missing. I would just assume I 0:01:24.480 --> 0:01:27.480 lost it during travel, or you know, things just go 0:01:27.640 --> 0:01:30.160 places in your house that you don't even realize. I 0:01:30.440 --> 0:01:33.720 wouldn't know either, because I seriously have twenty five pairs 0:01:33.760 --> 0:01:35.800 of the same as act pair of panties, So I 0:01:36.400 --> 0:01:39.560 just would have no idea when we're missing. But I 0:01:39.560 --> 0:01:42.559 guess like back in the day when I was a kid, 0:01:43.600 --> 0:01:46.280 we used to hang our clothes outside to dry. I 0:01:46.319 --> 0:01:48.760 know a lot of people still do that now, including 0:01:48.920 --> 0:01:51.640 underwear and stuff if people don't have a dryer. So 0:01:51.840 --> 0:01:54.120 it could be a situation like that where there's people 0:01:54.160 --> 0:01:57.440 hanging clothes on the clothesline. That that's the only thing 0:01:57.480 --> 0:01:59.560 I could think, because because then it's easy, you could 0:01:59.600 --> 0:02:02.080 just go and someone' jarred and take their underwear. Yeah, 0:02:02.080 --> 0:02:04.320 I mean, I'm gonna assume it's something along those lines 0:02:04.360 --> 0:02:07.520 because he was charged with theft, But I feel like 0:02:07.560 --> 0:02:10.600 if he was breaking into people's houses and stealing their underwear, 0:02:10.600 --> 0:02:13.000 that would be a whole other set of charges. But 0:02:13.480 --> 0:02:15.280 I don't know. He's facing up to five years in 0:02:15.360 --> 0:02:19.320 jail for stealing people's underwear. Well, he and he didn't 0:02:19.360 --> 0:02:22.720 have a It's not like it was all teenage girls 0:02:22.800 --> 0:02:25.760 or something like that. It was just like whoever's dudes 0:02:25.800 --> 0:02:30.040 in the neighborhood, older people. Just he had no preference, 0:02:30.080 --> 0:02:32.919 you know. And anyway, this is actually another point. If 0:02:32.919 --> 0:02:35.840 you're stealing someone's underwear from their clothing line, then like 0:02:35.880 --> 0:02:39.400 it's kind of already clean anyway, and shouldn't really have 0:02:39.600 --> 0:02:42.320 much of the person sent on it. They're not really dirty. 0:02:43.280 --> 0:02:45.720 I don't know. Maybe, yeah, that's the bigger question here 0:02:45.800 --> 0:02:48.600 is where was he just having access to dirty underwear 0:02:48.639 --> 0:02:51.760 all the time. I don't know. It's extremely disturbing. The 0:02:51.840 --> 0:02:55.280 pictures of it are unbelievable. Imagine coming. Of course, you're 0:02:55.280 --> 0:02:57.280 gonna call the cops when you come across something like 0:02:57.280 --> 0:03:01.040 that in the middle of the woods. Just there's stuff. 0:03:01.040 --> 0:03:05.760 Probably yad story, Yeah, okay. Celebrity news. So last week, 0:03:05.840 --> 0:03:08.679 Dave Coolier had announced that he had stage three non 0:03:08.720 --> 0:03:11.839 Hodgkins lynd foma. And he learned of this diagnosis after 0:03:11.919 --> 0:03:14.160 he apparently was suffering from a bad cold and then 0:03:14.200 --> 0:03:17.160 noticed he had swelling in his groin area. So that 0:03:17.320 --> 0:03:19.560 got all this buzz last week about that, and then 0:03:19.639 --> 0:03:23.440 earlier this week, his co star from Full House, John Stamos, 0:03:23.639 --> 0:03:26.200 posted this you know photo shoot they did where John 0:03:26.200 --> 0:03:29.120 Stamos seriously sat in a makeup chair for probably a 0:03:29.120 --> 0:03:31.560 couple of hours and had a bald cap on to 0:03:31.639 --> 0:03:33.600 you know, stand by his buddy that had to shave 0:03:33.639 --> 0:03:36.240 his head due to cancer treatment. This is like the 0:03:36.360 --> 0:03:40.240 douchiest thing ever. I'm glad that all the comments when when? 0:03:40.400 --> 0:03:43.840 What was it? People posted it on their Instagram. The 0:03:43.960 --> 0:03:47.080 comments are just amazing. The top comment was like cringe 0:03:47.120 --> 0:03:50.320 at the highest level, which I wonder I percent agree with. 0:03:50.440 --> 0:03:54.240 I mean, I think everybody was you know, together and 0:03:54.360 --> 0:03:57.640 saying we understand that you're trying to stand by your friend, 0:03:57.680 --> 0:04:00.520 but this was like the douchiest, most Hollywood way to 0:04:00.560 --> 0:04:03.560 go about it. And I don't think anybody's even asking 0:04:03.640 --> 0:04:05.600 him to shave his head. It's just the point that 0:04:05.680 --> 0:04:07.440 you went so far out of your way to do 0:04:07.520 --> 0:04:10.600 something like this. And then Dave Coolier is defending him, 0:04:10.600 --> 0:04:13.440 saying that they're comedians and he really got a kick 0:04:13.440 --> 0:04:15.080 out of it, and if it doesn't bother him, it 0:04:15.080 --> 0:04:17.640 shouldn't bother us. But I don't think a lot of 0:04:17.640 --> 0:04:21.000 other cancer patients feel that way. So yeah, I mean 0:04:21.080 --> 0:04:27.799 to say you're doing it in solidarity is just it's insulting, honestly. Yeah, 0:04:27.880 --> 0:04:30.880 I mean, I just you have to understand you're gonna 0:04:30.880 --> 0:04:33.200 get backlash when you do something like this. I mean, 0:04:33.360 --> 0:04:35.400 not to be a total dick, but like, the picture 0:04:35.400 --> 0:04:38.559 looks so ridiculous, the makeup, the bald cap just looks 0:04:38.680 --> 0:04:41.880 so weird, and I don't know what he was trying 0:04:41.880 --> 0:04:45.120 to accomplish with it. There's this show that the girls 0:04:45.160 --> 0:04:48.039 watch on I don't know if it's on Netflix or whatever. 0:04:48.080 --> 0:04:50.719 It's one of those teenage drama shows, you know, and 0:04:50.760 --> 0:04:53.719 it's about a girl that has cancer and they have 0:04:53.839 --> 0:04:56.240 them wearing fake bald caps and all this, and I 0:04:56.279 --> 0:04:58.880 just feel like it's kind of tacky or something. It's 0:04:58.920 --> 0:05:04.080 just like something you should and you shouldn't touch, right, yeah, 0:05:04.200 --> 0:05:06.520 or a whole pretending to have can I don't know, 0:05:06.720 --> 0:05:09.920 just like it bothers me. And I'm like a huge 0:05:10.040 --> 0:05:12.800 full house person, so I know everything about all these 0:05:12.800 --> 0:05:15.919 people in the show and everything. And he was always 0:05:15.920 --> 0:05:18.120 in the show talking about how great his hair was 0:05:18.160 --> 0:05:21.040 and how perfect his hair was, and you're thinking when 0:05:21.040 --> 0:05:23.880 you're looking at this, like, dude, if you really wanted 0:05:23.880 --> 0:05:26.359 to stand in solidarity with your friend, like you couldn't 0:05:26.360 --> 0:05:28.120 have just shaved your head. You're a guy. It would 0:05:28.120 --> 0:05:30.760 have grown back in three months, Like relax, right, just 0:05:30.920 --> 0:05:34.720 get you're that vain, you know, Well, yeah, I don't know. 0:05:34.839 --> 0:05:37.359 I think I think to what you're saying, Like a 0:05:37.360 --> 0:05:40.279 lot of people argue that with the Hollywood industry in general, 0:05:40.400 --> 0:05:43.039 like why wouldn't you give that role to an actual 0:05:43.120 --> 0:05:46.360 cancer patient or does this actually have to be portrayed 0:05:46.440 --> 0:05:49.359 in movies and cinema. I think if you want these 0:05:49.560 --> 0:05:52.920 storylines to be realistic, sometimes it's gonna have to happen. 0:05:53.000 --> 0:05:55.600 But you just have to think, like, he wasn't doing 0:05:55.600 --> 0:05:58.159 a project trying to make this statement for cancer. He 0:05:58.240 --> 0:06:00.960 was doing this photo shoot for social media, which is 0:06:01.040 --> 0:06:04.200 just kind of weird. Yeah it is. So let's talk 0:06:04.200 --> 0:06:08.000 about his cancer a little bit. B cell lymphilma that 0:06:08.080 --> 0:06:11.560 he was diagnosed with. So B cells are part of 0:06:11.600 --> 0:06:14.080 your immune system and they're usually there to take away 0:06:14.120 --> 0:06:16.360 bacteria or any germs that get inside of your body, 0:06:16.800 --> 0:06:19.200 and then when they're done doing their job, they die off. 0:06:19.279 --> 0:06:22.880 But in the case of lymphilma. These cells can end 0:06:22.960 --> 0:06:27.440 up growing abnormally and they proliferate, or they grow and 0:06:27.760 --> 0:06:31.480 grow and grow really really really fast, and what happens 0:06:31.600 --> 0:06:33.279 is they don't die off, and then they could end 0:06:33.400 --> 0:06:35.600 up spreading to other areas of the body. So they 0:06:35.640 --> 0:06:40.840 give chemotherapy to prevent the spread from happening. And unfortunately, 0:06:40.880 --> 0:06:42.880 because we were just talking about those cells that grow 0:06:42.960 --> 0:06:46.320 really fast and there's a lot of them, the same 0:06:46.440 --> 0:06:49.120 kind of fast growing cells are present in the follicle 0:06:49.240 --> 0:06:52.200 of where your hair growth is, and that could also 0:06:52.279 --> 0:06:55.320 kill those cells off too, which is why people lose 0:06:55.360 --> 0:06:59.840 hair sometimes that are taking certain chemotherapy. So he has 0:07:00.080 --> 0:07:03.440 stage three. It's pretty serious. They said it was pretty aggressive, 0:07:04.120 --> 0:07:07.800 and hopefully he does. Okay, they could have just like 0:07:07.960 --> 0:07:10.760 left us all alone, and I don't know. But it's 0:07:10.840 --> 0:07:13.560 just another example how these Hollywood people are just completely 0:07:13.640 --> 0:07:18.880 out of touch with reality. Yeah, exactly. Okay, So it's 0:07:18.920 --> 0:07:22.120 finally Wicked Week. I'm sure everybody's been seeing the commercials. 0:07:22.200 --> 0:07:24.560 I was excited for this movie. I never saw the 0:07:24.680 --> 0:07:28.720 musical of getting a little exhausted with the amount of 0:07:28.880 --> 0:07:32.080 advertising and interviews and everything with it. But out of 0:07:32.120 --> 0:07:35.640 all these interviews came one funny tidbit so Cynthia Rivo, 0:07:35.720 --> 0:07:39.000 who's playing Alphaba in this movie. She went on Armchair 0:07:39.000 --> 0:07:42.480 Expert earlier this week and Dak Shephard asked her because 0:07:42.520 --> 0:07:45.600 of her really notoriously or not notoriously, but her really 0:07:45.640 --> 0:07:48.960 famous long fingernails, how does she wipe when she goes 0:07:49.000 --> 0:07:51.480 to the bathroom? And she is annoyed by the question 0:07:51.600 --> 0:07:55.880 because apparently it comes up very often. She don't. I 0:07:55.880 --> 0:07:58.160 don't know. I know that you're like all into this movie. 0:07:58.240 --> 0:08:00.360 I'm just kind of like these people are fucking annoying 0:08:00.400 --> 0:08:02.200 to me as shit, Like to just see if there 0:08:02.280 --> 0:08:06.800 stand why they're crying every I I can't. I just can't. 0:08:06.840 --> 0:08:09.440 They're both of them. I just don't. I just sem 0:08:09.560 --> 0:08:14.840 like not interested. But you know, it's it's a valid question. 0:08:14.920 --> 0:08:17.520 People ask it to me sometimes because I have really 0:08:17.520 --> 0:08:21.760 long nails too. But do you wipe like your asked 0:08:21.800 --> 0:08:24.280 with your fingertips? Like, No, it's just you just put 0:08:24.280 --> 0:08:27.000 a ball toilet paper in your hand and you just 0:08:27.080 --> 0:08:30.320 cover your nails just like you do with your natural nails. 0:08:30.320 --> 0:08:32.280 It's just not that big of a deal. Can I 0:08:32.320 --> 0:08:37.920 kind of puncture through? Though? Because yours are really wiping. No, 0:08:38.600 --> 0:08:41.800 I don't know. I I've never had that happen before. 0:08:41.840 --> 0:08:46.319 It's just it's just completely ridiculous, like to even bring 0:08:46.360 --> 0:08:50.440 it up. But you know, acrylic nails. Are you know 0:08:50.600 --> 0:08:52.400 that you're not allowed to have them if you work 0:08:52.440 --> 0:08:55.920 in the hospital, right or the food industry? Yeah, because 0:08:55.920 --> 0:08:58.520 there are no there has been studies done because obviously 0:08:59.080 --> 0:09:00.880 there's a lot of people that want to wear them, 0:09:00.920 --> 0:09:04.360 so they do studies to prove that they're actually harboring disease. 0:09:04.480 --> 0:09:08.200 But they definitely have found that they carry the organisms 0:09:08.320 --> 0:09:12.280 more than natural fingernails, and even natural fingernails that are painted. 0:09:12.360 --> 0:09:16.200 So you're not allowed to have them if you work 0:09:16.240 --> 0:09:17.920 in the hospital. I mean I always had them, and 0:09:17.960 --> 0:09:19.560 I worked in the lab, but that was kind of 0:09:19.559 --> 0:09:22.520 different because I didn't really actually see patients that I 0:09:22.520 --> 0:09:26.440 could have got sick or whatever. But so yeah, I 0:09:26.480 --> 0:09:28.600 mean they're there, and they could get dirt under them 0:09:28.640 --> 0:09:30.920 and stuff, and the longer they are obviously, but it 0:09:31.320 --> 0:09:34.560 is it is kind of an annoying question. I guess 0:09:34.559 --> 0:09:37.120 I could agree with her there. I just can't even 0:09:37.360 --> 0:09:40.200 function without them. They're like a my thumb's like a 0:09:40.320 --> 0:09:44.400 utility knife. I can't type if i'm if I don't 0:09:44.440 --> 0:09:47.240 have them. It's just like so you just you just 0:09:47.280 --> 0:09:49.200 get used to it and you just wipe the same 0:09:49.200 --> 0:09:51.480 way everybody else does. It's just not that big of 0:09:51.480 --> 0:09:54.000 a deal. Well, I think I was asking this question 0:09:54.040 --> 0:09:56.120 when we had this story two weeks ago about the 0:09:56.160 --> 0:10:01.160 woman with the world's largest fingernails because her her spart 0:10:01.480 --> 0:10:04.439 twenty four inches long, and you know what I mean, 0:10:04.480 --> 0:10:07.319 like they curled and then you would say that, Yeah, 0:10:07.520 --> 0:10:10.000 so somebody actually left us a comment and said that 0:10:10.040 --> 0:10:12.440 they were, in fact twenty four feet. It was not 0:10:12.520 --> 0:10:14.880 a typo. It was the way they were curled up 0:10:15.360 --> 0:10:17.720 that it didn't seem obvious. But I guess when they 0:10:17.760 --> 0:10:20.640 cut them and then measured them out that's what they were. 0:10:22.480 --> 0:10:26.920 That can That absolutely cannot be right. I'm just saying, 0:10:28.200 --> 0:10:31.920 get look at stand down and measure twenty four feet out. 0:10:32.200 --> 0:10:36.000 That's that's really frickin' far. Even if they were curled 0:10:36.080 --> 0:10:39.599 in like perfect spirals, there's just you could see them. 0:10:39.720 --> 0:10:41.560 If you stretched it out, they would be the length 0:10:41.559 --> 0:10:45.480 of two rulers. There's no way twenty four feet is ridiculous. 0:10:45.520 --> 0:10:48.120 Maybe they meant they were twenty four feet collectively when 0:10:48.120 --> 0:10:51.400 they were all put together, that's that could be possible. 0:10:51.480 --> 0:10:54.959 But like twenty four feet is like a two story building. 0:10:55.040 --> 0:10:57.920 That's just out higher than a two story building. It's 0:10:57.960 --> 0:11:01.400 just it's just outrageous. Unless you're saying each one of 0:11:01.440 --> 0:11:04.520 them were cut off and then lined up in a row. 0:11:05.600 --> 0:11:08.520 But that's why would you measure like that way? Nobody, 0:11:08.640 --> 0:11:12.120 that doesn't even make sense. I understand that you're just 0:11:12.160 --> 0:11:13.719 so used to having them at this point. I mean, 0:11:13.800 --> 0:11:15.560 I can't I feel like I can't have them again. 0:11:15.640 --> 0:11:17.240 I had gotten them for my wedding and kept them 0:11:17.280 --> 0:11:19.199 for a couple months after. They certainly were not as 0:11:19.200 --> 0:11:22.160 long as yours or Cynthia Rivo's, but you know, first 0:11:22.160 --> 0:11:25.439 you're way longer than mine. Yeah, but even putting my 0:11:25.559 --> 0:11:28.560 contacts in was horrible. Just doing normal things, you know, 0:11:28.640 --> 0:11:31.319 like picking your nose, just trying to get ready, to 0:11:31.600 --> 0:11:35.880 your hair. It's it's not good. So I'm gonna say 0:11:35.880 --> 0:11:38.600 I'm not gonna get them probably ever again. But let's 0:11:38.640 --> 0:11:40.480 move on to Jay Leno. So he has had his 0:11:40.760 --> 0:11:43.920 third incident in like the last two years. This guy's 0:11:43.960 --> 0:11:46.400 seventy four years old. He had a show in Pittsburgh 0:11:46.480 --> 0:11:48.520 on Friday night, and he said, beforehand he went to 0:11:48.559 --> 0:11:50.880 go get dinner, and I guess he was taking some 0:11:50.920 --> 0:11:54.400 shortcut to the restaurant, which led him onto the sixty 0:11:54.440 --> 0:11:57.280 foot high hill and he lost his balance and rolled 0:11:57.320 --> 0:12:01.520 down the hill. This is this whole story is a 0:12:01.559 --> 0:12:04.280 little odd for me. Okay, So he was staying at 0:12:04.360 --> 0:12:07.600 a Hampton in. Let's let's put this in perspective of 0:12:07.640 --> 0:12:09.320 what was happening. He was staying at a Hampton in 0:12:09.559 --> 0:12:12.200 which I'm not talking shit on because it's probably my 0:12:12.240 --> 0:12:14.880 favorite hotel to stay at when we do road trips 0:12:14.880 --> 0:12:17.439 because they have free breakfast in the morning. Honestly, maybe 0:12:17.480 --> 0:12:21.800 that's why he likes It's okay, But he didn't have 0:12:21.880 --> 0:12:25.520 a car, and the hotel staff was telling him how 0:12:25.640 --> 0:12:27.920 to get to wherever he was trying to go the 0:12:27.960 --> 0:12:30.600 restaurant or whatever, and he said it was going to 0:12:30.600 --> 0:12:32.480 be like a mile and a half walk, so he 0:12:32.600 --> 0:12:36.360 decided to take a shortcut and just walk across this 0:12:36.440 --> 0:12:39.440 really steep hill hill to get down there, and that's 0:12:39.440 --> 0:12:41.040 when he fell and hit his face on a bunch 0:12:41.080 --> 0:12:45.160 of rocks and stuff. But you know, like Jay Leno 0:12:45.440 --> 0:12:49.440 is worth four hundred and fifty million, dollars. But listen, 0:12:49.520 --> 0:12:51.120 you don't got to tell me how much he's worth. 0:12:51.160 --> 0:12:53.640 I know how much he's worth it, So I mean, 0:12:53.840 --> 0:12:56.280 and listen, that might be why he has so much 0:12:56.320 --> 0:12:58.480 money because he's frugal. But like you're staying at a 0:12:58.520 --> 0:13:00.959 Hampton in you don't have a car. They're like, what 0:13:01.320 --> 0:13:03.720 that just doesn't even make sense to me. You know 0:13:03.800 --> 0:13:06.880 how stubborn older men are, so I can totally see 0:13:06.920 --> 0:13:09.680 him being like, I need bare necessities. I'm not getting 0:13:09.720 --> 0:13:12.640 an uber or ublers pop up legs to pronounce it, 0:13:13.200 --> 0:13:16.240 and I don't know, it just sounds it just sounds ridiculous. 0:13:16.240 --> 0:13:20.200 But whatever, the dude, the dude, anybody would have fell down, 0:13:20.280 --> 0:13:23.000 I know exactly once. Once you picture it, you're like, okay, 0:13:23.040 --> 0:13:25.199 I could see. That's why the staff didn't tell him 0:13:25.200 --> 0:13:27.360 to go that way, because you're not supposed to walk 0:13:27.760 --> 0:13:31.160 down that, you know what I mean. Like, yeah, So anyway, 0:13:31.320 --> 0:13:33.240 when he was falling, he hit a bunch of rocks, 0:13:33.240 --> 0:13:35.600 He hit his face, he hurt his eye, he broke 0:13:35.679 --> 0:13:38.200 his wrist. It did said he lost a nail too, 0:13:38.200 --> 0:13:41.760 which is crows. But yeah, he said he had a 0:13:41.800 --> 0:13:44.600 show of twenty six hundred people to show that were 0:13:44.600 --> 0:13:46.600 waiting for him, and he didn't want to not show up, 0:13:46.640 --> 0:13:48.760 so he went to the show wearing an eyepat. And 0:13:48.800 --> 0:13:51.360 I saw a picture of him from I guess yesterday, 0:13:51.400 --> 0:13:54.040 and he has this enormous bruise down the side of 0:13:54.120 --> 0:13:57.000 his the whole half of his body looks like it's purple. 0:13:57.120 --> 0:14:00.439 It's just so gnarly. It's just crazy because he didn't 0:14:00.480 --> 0:14:05.000 even I mean, listen, like, I believe this because my 0:14:05.720 --> 0:14:08.559 dad's around the same age, and this would one happen 0:14:08.640 --> 0:14:12.640 like you fell down a sixty foot cliff and hit 0:14:12.679 --> 0:14:15.640 your face on rocks and you're all purple and you 0:14:15.679 --> 0:14:18.440 can't open your eye, and you just don't even tell 0:14:18.480 --> 0:14:20.960 anyone or get medical treatment. Like he didn't even go 0:14:21.000 --> 0:14:24.280 to the hospital until he got back to LA. Yeah, 0:14:24.640 --> 0:14:28.360 like probably not wise. So I mean, my first thing 0:14:28.400 --> 0:14:30.520 would be like, Okay, he's got some kind of a 0:14:30.560 --> 0:14:33.880 brain injury, which clearly I guess he doesn't because he's fine. 0:14:34.400 --> 0:14:37.880 But this guy has gotten his ass beat in the 0:14:37.920 --> 0:14:42.320 past couple of years. Remember he burned hisself really bad 0:14:42.400 --> 0:14:45.040 in his garage. Yeah, he was working on a car 0:14:45.200 --> 0:14:47.480 and I guess something caught on fire and then caught 0:14:47.560 --> 0:14:50.160 him on fire. He got really bad burn like third 0:14:50.160 --> 0:14:53.400 degree burns. That's really bad. He probably needed to get 0:14:53.400 --> 0:14:56.200 some skin grafts or something. Yeah. And then after that 0:14:56.280 --> 0:14:58.720 he crashed his motorcycle with and ended up with a 0:14:58.720 --> 0:15:02.920 broken collarbone too, broken ribs, and two cracked knee caps. Yeah, 0:15:02.960 --> 0:15:05.600 this guy's like nine lives over here. He had two 0:15:05.640 --> 0:15:07.840 cracked knee caps in the last two years. It was 0:15:07.840 --> 0:15:11.600 like me with sixty foot hill. Do you think somebody's 0:15:11.600 --> 0:15:14.440 following him and beating them up like two crack knee caps. 0:15:14.440 --> 0:15:17.920 Sounds like an inside job kind of with like a 0:15:17.960 --> 0:15:20.920 mob hit. Yeah, exactly that That's what that sounds like, 0:15:20.960 --> 0:15:23.160 speaking of mob hits. This has nothing to do with 0:15:23.240 --> 0:15:24.720 mother and nows death at all. But I read a 0:15:24.760 --> 0:15:28.040 story today that in Sicily that they there was like 0:15:28.080 --> 0:15:31.720 this real Godfather situation happened that they somebody put an 0:15:31.720 --> 0:15:35.800 amputated horse's head on top of a businessman's house or 0:15:35.840 --> 0:15:38.440 something like that or out front of his house. Oh 0:15:38.440 --> 0:15:41.280 my god, I saw that prop when I was when 0:15:41.280 --> 0:15:43.840 we were in La I went to the Academy of 0:15:43.920 --> 0:15:46.560 the Arts Museum whatever, the Oscars museum. They had all 0:15:46.680 --> 0:15:48.880 they had this whole Godfather exhibition and they had the 0:15:48.920 --> 0:15:52.000 horsehead props. Really cool. Oh that is cool. I was 0:15:52.040 --> 0:15:54.720 sending you pictures but wherever you guys were, and it 0:15:55.320 --> 0:15:57.760 my text you that you send me anyway, I know, 0:15:57.800 --> 0:16:01.920 and you're missing some really hilarious So I'm just joking. 0:16:02.280 --> 0:16:07.200 Me and Maria's like text group thing is ridiculous. And 0:16:07.720 --> 0:16:10.240 do you remember a couple of years ago, I by accident, 0:16:10.320 --> 0:16:13.400 like deleted our whole entire text thing. You know how 0:16:13.440 --> 0:16:17.800 you that happens sometimes. Yeah, I was like ruined my day, 0:16:18.600 --> 0:16:20.920 you know what I mean, because I never delete my text. 0:16:21.000 --> 0:16:23.120 I have so many texts in my phone, It's like 0:16:23.440 --> 0:16:25.920 for years and years and years of it. So I 0:16:25.920 --> 0:16:28.960 could just go back and like read stuff really just 0:16:29.000 --> 0:16:31.200 to pull it up for black Man. Now, I'm just joking, 0:16:31.280 --> 0:16:34.480 but but me and Maria's like it, just do this 0:16:34.600 --> 0:16:36.960 today when we're down the show, just sit there and 0:16:37.000 --> 0:16:39.840 go into the images of our of our conversation and 0:16:40.040 --> 0:16:42.680 just look at the pictures. It's it's so funny when 0:16:42.680 --> 0:16:46.040 you do that, Uh yeah, because everybody would just be like, 0:16:46.240 --> 0:16:48.880 what the fuck, what the fuck? Like you can't even 0:16:48.920 --> 0:16:53.440 imagine the variety of images in our Jetts history. Yeah, 0:16:53.480 --> 0:16:55.040 Like you just want to show people and be like, 0:16:55.080 --> 0:16:57.520 all right, what what do you think this picture was about? 0:16:57.600 --> 0:17:01.440 Or something like that. All right, we're digressing freak accidents, 0:17:01.680 --> 0:17:03.960 all right. So last month, this guy was driving his 0:17:04.080 --> 0:17:07.080 van through the San Bernardino Mountains when suddenly these two 0:17:07.240 --> 0:17:09.840 boulders fell off of a cliff and crushed the car 0:17:09.960 --> 0:17:13.080 with him inside of it. So you see, I go 0:17:13.160 --> 0:17:15.240 on road trips sometimes and you see these signs that's 0:17:15.240 --> 0:17:17.919 say attention falling rocks. Like, what the fuck are you 0:17:17.960 --> 0:17:21.640 supposed to do? I don't know? And that's so scary, right, 0:17:21.680 --> 0:17:26.040 but it's totally possible. I mean, you're driving through rocky 0:17:26.240 --> 0:17:28.600 mountains and they put they invest all this kind of 0:17:28.600 --> 0:17:31.600 money in to prevent that from happening. But this, this 0:17:31.680 --> 0:17:34.919 guy's lucky to be alive. Honestly, Yeah, he's lucky to 0:17:35.000 --> 0:17:37.919 be alive. And you know, he was saying, so what 0:17:38.080 --> 0:17:41.080 ended up happening was there was people driving behind him 0:17:41.119 --> 0:17:43.280 that saw this happen, so they were quickly able to 0:17:43.280 --> 0:17:46.520 call to get him help, but it took rescuewards hours 0:17:46.560 --> 0:17:48.520 to get him out of the car. He was saying 0:17:48.520 --> 0:17:51.199 that at the scene they were considering amputating his leg 0:17:51.280 --> 0:17:54.159 because he was losing so much blood he had, you know, 0:17:54.640 --> 0:17:57.360 a traumatic brain injury happened from this. He eventually went 0:17:57.359 --> 0:18:00.400 to the hospital. They were able to save his leg, 0:18:00.440 --> 0:18:02.199 but he has to learn how to rewalk. But he 0:18:02.320 --> 0:18:05.640 is very thankful to be alive. And I guess because 0:18:05.640 --> 0:18:08.000 of the brain injury, he can't remember the accident at all, 0:18:08.200 --> 0:18:11.440 or the two days before it. Yeah, so even though 0:18:11.480 --> 0:18:13.520 this horrible thing happened to you, at least you don't have, 0:18:13.640 --> 0:18:16.680 you know, vivid memories of it. But he was also 0:18:16.800 --> 0:18:19.560 saying to the reporters that apparently they had been doing 0:18:19.640 --> 0:18:23.640 work on the cliff, I guess, and escavating, excavating rocks. 0:18:24.280 --> 0:18:26.560 So he thought it was okay because the road was 0:18:26.600 --> 0:18:28.520 open and he didn't think there would be any danger, 0:18:28.600 --> 0:18:31.320 but he might he thinks that might be contributing to 0:18:31.359 --> 0:18:37.879 what happened. So yeah, yeah, God, that's so scary. And 0:18:37.920 --> 0:18:40.080 what's really sad is he was planning on living in 0:18:40.119 --> 0:18:42.560 this van while he was moving a pretty far distance, 0:18:42.600 --> 0:18:44.720 I guess, and now he has no van. He's in 0:18:44.760 --> 0:18:47.000 the hospital. This happened I think a month ago, and 0:18:47.040 --> 0:18:51.040 he's still in the hospital. So so there were workers there. 0:18:51.320 --> 0:18:55.040 You're saying he said months before there was workers there, 0:18:55.240 --> 0:18:58.320 but because the road was open and clear, he didn't 0:18:58.359 --> 0:19:01.160 think anything about drug Yeah, and other cars were driving 0:19:01.200 --> 0:19:03.240 on it. Yeah. I just was wondering if they were 0:19:03.280 --> 0:19:05.800 actively doing work on it, because then you have to think, like, 0:19:06.000 --> 0:19:09.760 is this something that could have been prevented? You know? Yeah, 0:19:09.800 --> 0:19:11.159 I don't know. 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