WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Pet Store Probation

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<v Speaker 1>Second date, up date. How many times have we heard

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<v Speaker 1>guys come on this show and say, oh, man, I

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<v Speaker 1>have a full proof way of meeting hot available ladies

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<v Speaker 1>and it works every time.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and then they're always on the show with us.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Today, though, shoe is on the other foot, because

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<v Speaker 1>there's a woman on the phone who apparently has her

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<v Speaker 1>own sneaky way of how to meet cute single dudes,

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<v Speaker 1>and I wonder if we're going to be shaking our

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<v Speaker 1>heads at her too. Let's walk into the show, Lily, Lily,

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<v Speaker 1>how you doing.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, I'm good. Thanks, how are you doing good?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you outside of a clinic as we speak?

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<v Speaker 3>You found me out? Now I know why he won't

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<v Speaker 3>call me back.

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<v Speaker 1>We're curious about this strategy that you have, but first

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<v Speaker 1>tell us about the guy.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, the guy and the strategy kind of go hand

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<v Speaker 3>in hand.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, Well, in that case, race what I just

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<v Speaker 1>said and tell us about the strategy.

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<v Speaker 3>Man. I guess it sounds silly, but it always cheers

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<v Speaker 3>me up. So I was having a really bad day,

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<v Speaker 3>and when I have bad days, I take a little

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<v Speaker 3>a cue from out of the Breakfast at Tiffany's Handbook,

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<v Speaker 3>where I'll dress up and make myself feel really pretty.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'll go to like some random store and if

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<v Speaker 3>there's a cute guy that's working there, I'll, i don't know,

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<v Speaker 3>maybe put on a little bit of the stupid girl

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<v Speaker 3>act and get him to sort of try to talk.

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<v Speaker 2>To me, and what like are these shoes shopping? Ye

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<v Speaker 2>can see air?

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<v Speaker 3>But it just it makes me feel a little bit

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<v Speaker 3>better about myself when I'm feeling down. So this particular day,

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<v Speaker 3>I went to a pet store.

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<v Speaker 2>And oh, okay, I was picturing you in a mall

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<v Speaker 2>or something, all right.

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, it's full of high school work.

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<v Speaker 3>We're in a pet store, a pet store, and you know,

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<v Speaker 3>there's always cute animals, which is delightful, and there's a

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<v Speaker 3>really cute guy working there.

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<v Speaker 1>A guy who likes animals.

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<v Speaker 3>Right exactly. So I'm so wandering around like the cat section,

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<v Speaker 3>like with the cat beds and stuff. And when he

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<v Speaker 3>passed by, I said, I'm so sorry. These dogbeds just

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<v Speaker 3>look so itty bitty, like do you have anything a

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<v Speaker 3>little bigger? Then he's all like, oh, you're in the

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<v Speaker 3>cat section, here's the dog beds. And we kind of

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<v Speaker 3>hit it off and we started chatting and Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, so you use it as a conversation starter basically.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I could see how that would work for a guy,

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<v Speaker 1>because dudes like to come in and be helpful and

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<v Speaker 1>knowledgeable to a woman to make them feel good too.

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<v Speaker 2>We would not pick up that you were acting yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>more helpless.

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<v Speaker 4>This is an opportunity to explain.

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<v Speaker 2>I couldnot resist.

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<v Speaker 1>And so did we learn this guy's name yet?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, his name is Ethan and today he's really cute.

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<v Speaker 3>He was really sweet. I actually really liked him, and

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<v Speaker 3>we kind of hit it often. We ended up exchanging numbers.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, man, you are.

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<v Speaker 2>Good at this.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, gosh, there's the rest of the story. So I

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<v Speaker 3>didn't hear anything from him, and so I tried texting

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<v Speaker 3>him and just said, oh, you know, you were so helpful,

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<v Speaker 3>and I just have like a couple other questions, like

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<v Speaker 3>are you going to be in tonight? When we the

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<v Speaker 3>working next? Could I like drop in? And he wasn't

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<v Speaker 3>really responding and when he would he would never be working.

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<v Speaker 3>When I was like, oh are you going to be in?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, do you think you made it too professional

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<v Speaker 4>and not flirty enough on the text?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I mean I was trying to make it flirty. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>there are a fewel things in there, like I just

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<v Speaker 3>such a great time chatting with and you're so helpful,

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<v Speaker 3>and yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Is there anything in your mind, like thinking back on

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<v Speaker 1>your interaction where maybe something could have been off or

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<v Speaker 1>weirded him out.

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<v Speaker 3>The only thing I can think of is that he

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<v Speaker 3>really thinks that I'm stupid.

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<v Speaker 1>Well there's a fine line, right.

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<v Speaker 2>That is the chance you play when you play the

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<v Speaker 2>dumb game.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, So here's my thing. I have a master's. I

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<v Speaker 3>graduated from Oxford. Like, oh, I know that maybe sometimes

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<v Speaker 3>I can be a little intimidating. So part of it

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<v Speaker 3>is just like I don't know, I'm trying to counter that.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm trying to like make myself more approachable and just you.

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<v Speaker 1>Know, well maybe like trying out like the dog food

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<v Speaker 1>and tasting it yourself on the line.

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<v Speaker 4>But you guys never hung out, right, You never went

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<v Speaker 4>on any sort of day outside of the pet store.

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<v Speaker 3>No, And that's what I was trying to make happen,

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<v Speaker 3>you know. And and it just he wasn't really writing

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<v Speaker 3>me back, and when he would, it was always just

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<v Speaker 3>like I'm not working.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh oh that's also like, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a good sign.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, if it is something like I just blew it,

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<v Speaker 3>like my icebreaker went horribly awry, I'd love your help

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<v Speaker 3>to make me fix it a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we're gonna we're gonna call Ethan for you here

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<v Speaker 1>in just a second. If I could figure out how

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<v Speaker 1>to use this darn phone which button, I'm just gonna

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<v Speaker 1>have somebody else do this for me. Anyway, we'll come

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<v Speaker 1>back call Ethan. Get your second Date update right after

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<v Speaker 1>this second Date update if you missed the first part

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<v Speaker 1>of today's Second Date, our caller Lily Yeah, actually has

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<v Speaker 1>a lot in common with someone else on this show.

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<v Speaker 1>What's that talking about? Jose blangyos really? Because Lily admitted

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<v Speaker 1>she kind of acted a little bit silly, played up

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<v Speaker 1>her dumbness in order to meet someone of the opposite gender,

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<v Speaker 1>and Jose does the exact same thing every single day

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<v Speaker 1>on this show. It is true, believe it or I

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<v Speaker 1>actually got decent grades in school. I'm not that he's

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<v Speaker 1>playing it down. He actually has a doctorate from Harvard

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<v Speaker 1>In they spell kinesiology for everyone. I don't even know

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<v Speaker 1>what's see humble. Yeah, I love that about it.

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<v Speaker 2>I just he's so smart.

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<v Speaker 1>He really is but said that, you guys really don't

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<v Speaker 1>think I'm smart like his love life. Maybe Lily played

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<v Speaker 1>it up a little bit too much when she met

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<v Speaker 1>at the pet store. She's worried. Maybe that's the reason

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<v Speaker 1>he's not meeting up with her a second time.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean it could be uncute to a certain point.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I was the one who was like, oh, this

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<v Speaker 1>is brilliant because guys want to help. But I also

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<v Speaker 1>agree there's a fine line. Was a total idiot. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to date that either.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you ready to be as smarty around him, Lily?

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<v Speaker 3>Because in the middle, well, no, I mean I want

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<v Speaker 3>to be with somebody who likes me for who I

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<v Speaker 3>naturally am. But you know, I understand that it's not

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<v Speaker 3>always great to start things out guns blazing with you

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<v Speaker 3>Knowony Granger.

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<v Speaker 4>You just have to get smarter, smart, right, n He

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<v Speaker 4>didn't go to Oxford, She went to Hogwarts, very.

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<v Speaker 1>Similar the same country. All Right, I feel like we're

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<v Speaker 1>blowing everybody's iq who's listening, So let's just call it

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<v Speaker 1>all right? Good luck to us. Hello, Hey, we're looking

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<v Speaker 1>for Ethan speaking. Oh Hey, sorry, Bud, is this a

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<v Speaker 1>bad time to call you?

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<v Speaker 5>You sound like you're no, I just didn't recognize the number.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't what's up? Who is this?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're a radio show, so we're gonna need you

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<v Speaker 1>to pick up your energy to help our ratings.

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<v Speaker 2>If we don't need to.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm just I'm just used to the sales calls that

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<v Speaker 5>I'm pretty worried.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm one of those that answers them all too.

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<v Speaker 1>We're not really trying to sell you anything. We're trying

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<v Speaker 1>to actually hook you up with one of our listeners.

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<v Speaker 1>We'd love to take you off our list.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, okay, what's the scoop? I'm listening.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. This is a woman that you've actually already met

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<v Speaker 1>at the pet store where you work at. Her name's Lily.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you remember Lily?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah? I yes, I do.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, can we ask what you thought about her?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh? Gosh, I don't say it's it's not so much

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<v Speaker 5>what I think about her. She seems great. It's just

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<v Speaker 5>you know, circumstances around you know, the pet store and everything,

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<v Speaker 5>and like, hold on are circumstances?

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you in a relationship? That's what it sounds like.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, No, let me ask you a really easy question.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you into Lily. Do you like her?

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<v Speaker 2>Ah?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I just don't think the way that you know,

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<v Speaker 5>through the pet store and everything like, it just wouldn't

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<v Speaker 5>be appropriate. Does that make sense?

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<v Speaker 1>Like, it doesn't mean according to Lily, you gave her

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<v Speaker 1>your phone number so you could understand how she should

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<v Speaker 1>be a little bit confused that you're not wanting to

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<v Speaker 1>hang out with her, because she says she's tried several times.

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<v Speaker 5>So to listen, in my defense, she's tried to meet

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<v Speaker 5>me at the pet store for advice.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, so I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>You keep saying it's not appropriate with the pet store.

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<v Speaker 4>What's yeah, is there a pet store policy the store?

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<v Speaker 5>So yeah, I don't want to hang out at the store.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so hang out outside of the store. What's the problem.

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<v Speaker 4>I think she's just using that as an opening to

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<v Speaker 4>like talk to you. I don't think that that means

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<v Speaker 4>like she would love if you asked her out.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I just I don't know. I'm not in a

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<v Speaker 5>place right now where I was really even expecting something

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<v Speaker 5>like this. I just I'm hesitant. There's you know, there's

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<v Speaker 5>other things. It's it's sort of complicated. Does that make sense?

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<v Speaker 1>Not really? And maybe maybe it's something where you don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to talk to us because you don't know us.

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<v Speaker 1>But it might be better if you just told Lily directly,

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<v Speaker 1>because she's actually on the other line right now and

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<v Speaker 1>has been listening to this entire conversation.

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<v Speaker 5>Dude. Oh yeah, hey Ethan.

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<v Speaker 3>So yeah, I was listening and a lot of it

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<v Speaker 3>didn't really make sense to me either. I just I

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<v Speaker 3>thought you were really cool and you know, whatever it is,

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<v Speaker 3>I just I love to know and you know, sort

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<v Speaker 3>this out.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I'm sorry, I'll cut to it. I don't really

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<v Speaker 5>work there.

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<v Speaker 4>What Wait, what do you say you don't work in

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<v Speaker 4>the past.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, well not anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>What.

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<v Speaker 5>Here's the thing. It's not like I got I got

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<v Speaker 5>fired or anything. It's just that it was It's complicated. Uh,

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<v Speaker 5>it's so I was doing community service?

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<v Speaker 1>What voluntary community service? No?

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<v Speaker 5>But he really has that. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>No, that's just called volunteering, Jack, You don't call it

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<v Speaker 4>community service.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know, I have a question, did you?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I would also like to know if this

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<v Speaker 3>was in voluntary community service.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, no, it was. It was court ordered.

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<v Speaker 2>That's okay.

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<v Speaker 4>Listen, people do all sorts of dumb things at certain

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<v Speaker 4>points in their life.

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<v Speaker 2>You sound like you are doing the time for what

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<v Speaker 2>you did.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I'm definitely getting right again.

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<v Speaker 3>I just asked if this was just for something stupid

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<v Speaker 3>or like if you happen to murder someone him.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, with murder, they don't really let you do community

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<v Speaker 5>service yea, like.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, you know what, you took out three people? You

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<v Speaker 2>know what, go to the pet stol Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Nothing like that. I really don't want to get into it. Yeah, sure,

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<v Speaker 5>but I will say this. It did get me on TV,

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<v Speaker 5>and that part was kind of cool.

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<v Speaker 1>You sound proud of it.

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<v Speaker 3>Now.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, so TV gets to know, but radio doesn't get

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<v Speaker 2>to know. Come on, throw us a bone, send us

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<v Speaker 2>a link to watch it.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not going into it. I don't want any more attention.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so let's let's move aside from the court stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>But that was so fun.

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<v Speaker 5>Job.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's get to the point of why we're calling. It's

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<v Speaker 1>trying to get you and Lily to go out. What

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<v Speaker 1>do you think about seeing Lily away from the pet

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<v Speaker 1>store or from schools?

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<v Speaker 2>We don't know what.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, situation.

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<v Speaker 5>One hundred feet up and nothing like that. I can

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<v Speaker 5>still go by schools.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, Okay, this is the kind of detective work we're

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<v Speaker 4>doing for you, Lily.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you. I appreciate.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the idea of hanging out with Lily sounds good.

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<v Speaker 5>No, it does. It's just I'm I'm a mess right now.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm kind of a working process.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, hey, if if I can jump in really fast,

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<v Speaker 3>if it's okay, Ethan, I'm I'm so sorry that you're

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<v Speaker 3>feeling this way. And I honestly I don't care like

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<v Speaker 3>I You seem really cool, you seem awesome. I'd love

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<v Speaker 3>to get to know you better. I mean, we all

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<v Speaker 3>we all do silly things, you know. When I when

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<v Speaker 3>I met you at the pet store, I had been

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<v Speaker 3>having like the worst day ever, and I, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>got gussied up, and I was trying to cheer myself

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<v Speaker 3>up and was probably acting a little silly and dumber

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<v Speaker 3>than I really am. Just with a really cute guy

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<v Speaker 3>who I liked, and I'd love for both of us

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<v Speaker 3>to just sort of get to know each other for

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<v Speaker 3>who we really are.

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<v Speaker 5>Listen, I appreciate that. I just I feel right now

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<v Speaker 5>that I am not composed enough to deserve somebody like you.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, and I'm very sweet, but I'd love to be

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<v Speaker 3>the judge of that.

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<v Speaker 4>It sounds kind of like a project a little bit, Lily.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, he's saying he's not ready to date. He's

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<v Speaker 4>got to work on himself.

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<v Speaker 1>Girls love projects.

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<v Speaker 2>Not a good idea.

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<v Speaker 1>They've ever done a second date where it's been so

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<v Speaker 1>hard to convince a convicted felon to go a felony

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<v Speaker 1>whatever it was, is happy to look past all of

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<v Speaker 1>your transgressions that you've done in your life and give

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<v Speaker 1>you another chance. And we'll give you a chance and

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<v Speaker 1>even pay for that date.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Man, we're all going out on the limb free if

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<v Speaker 1>you yes.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I don't know. I appreciate you paying for the

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<v Speaker 5>first one, but I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, we'll pay for the next five days. You're going

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<v Speaker 1>to bankrupt, bro.

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<v Speaker 4>How about he just keeps Lily's number and when he's ready,

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<v Speaker 4>can he text you?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, yeah, totally, But I mean I have to say,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, it doesn't sound like you're really that into it,

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<v Speaker 3>and I'm not. You know, I if you were interested,

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<v Speaker 3>you'd be interested. So you're right, You're right.

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<v Speaker 5>The way I'm looking at it is I got to

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<v Speaker 5>get right for me to be right for somebody else.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe if you showed the clips, she'd stop asking.

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<v Speaker 1>Translation, He'll call you when the ankle monitors allowed to

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<v Speaker 1>come off.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, thank you for your help. I really appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess I can't get someone smart or dumb.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't be so hard on yourself, Lily. You can't even

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<v Speaker 1>get someone with a criminal record either. Somebody there.

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<v Speaker 2>Kidding brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>It's funny when people openly brag about being on TV.

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<v Speaker 1>I know Brooke does it all the time. She hops

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<v Speaker 1>on her Insta stories and goes, look at me, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>on a local daytime TV show. I'm better than you.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't say that it sounds like someone's jealous. It's

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<v Speaker 2>just a right jealous. But that's cute. I have been

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<v Speaker 2>searching for this guy on Google. I cannot find what

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<v Speaker 2>his crime is. It is driving me nuts.

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<v Speaker 1>The thing is bragging about being on daytime TV is

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<v Speaker 1>different than being on the news, which is where he was.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm just trying to think positive about it. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to think that he was in the background of

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<v Speaker 1>like a weather shot on the seven o'clock news, and.

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<v Speaker 4>That's why you get arrested and have to do a

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<v Speaker 4>community service.

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<v Speaker 1>No, yeah, he was like some meteorologists was trying to

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<v Speaker 1>report on a storm, and he was in the back

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<v Speaker 1>waving I want something juicy in the crowd during a

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<v Speaker 1>sports report at the stadium.

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<v Speaker 4>I want like naked shoplifting charge or something like that.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, give us something dirty.

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<v Speaker 1>You want dirty, it's more fun. I'm trying to stay pause.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't believe he was the top story of the night, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>although let's be honest, he probably was.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, we couldn't help him today get a second day,

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<v Speaker 1>but we could help you email the show. We'll call

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<v Speaker 1>that person who wasn't calling you back.

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<v Speaker 2>Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning