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Speaker 1: Second date, up date. How many times have we heard

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Speaker 1: guys come on this show and say, oh, man, I

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Speaker 1: have a full proof way of meeting hot available ladies

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Speaker 1: and it works every time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and then they're always on the show with us.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Today, though, shoe is on the other foot, because

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Speaker 1: there's a woman on the phone who apparently has her

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Speaker 1: own sneaky way of how to meet cute single dudes,

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Speaker 1: and I wonder if we're going to be shaking our

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Speaker 1: heads at her too. Let's walk into the show, Lily, Lily,

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Speaker 1: how you doing.

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Speaker 3: Hey, I'm good. Thanks, how are you doing good?

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Speaker 2: Are you outside of a clinic as we speak?

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Speaker 3: You found me out? Now I know why he won't

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Speaker 3: call me back.

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Speaker 1: We're curious about this strategy that you have, but first

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Speaker 1: tell us about the guy.

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Speaker 3: Well, the guy and the strategy kind of go hand

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, Well, in that case, race what I just

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Speaker 1: said and tell us about the strategy.

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Speaker 3: Man. I guess it sounds silly, but it always cheers

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Speaker 3: me up. So I was having a really bad day,

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Speaker 3: and when I have bad days, I take a little

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Speaker 3: where I'll dress up and make myself feel really pretty.

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Speaker 3: And I'll go to like some random store and if

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Speaker 2: To me, and what like are these shoes shopping? Ye

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Speaker 3: But it just it makes me feel a little bit

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Speaker 3: better about myself when I'm feeling down. So this particular day,

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Speaker 3: I went to a pet store.

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Speaker 2: And oh, okay, I was picturing you in a mall

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Speaker 4: I was like, it's full of high school work.

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Speaker 3: We're in a pet store, a pet store, and you know,

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Speaker 3: there's always cute animals, which is delightful, and there's a

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Speaker 1: A guy who likes animals.

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Speaker 3: Right exactly. So I'm so wandering around like the cat section,

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Speaker 3: like with the cat beds and stuff. And when he

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Speaker 4: Okay, so you use it as a conversation starter basically.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I could see how that would work for a guy,

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Speaker 1: because dudes like to come in and be helpful and

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Speaker 2: We would not pick up that you were acting yeah,

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Speaker 4: This is an opportunity to explain.

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Speaker 2: I couldnot resist.

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Speaker 1: And so did we learn this guy's name yet?

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Speaker 3: Well, his name is Ethan and today he's really cute.

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Speaker 3: He was really sweet. I actually really liked him, and

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Speaker 3: we kind of hit it often. We ended up exchanging numbers.

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Speaker 1: Okay, man, you are.

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Speaker 3: Well, gosh, there's the rest of the story. So I

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Speaker 3: him and just said, oh, you know, you were so helpful,

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Speaker 3: and I just have like a couple other questions, like

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Speaker 3: When I was like, oh are you going to be in?

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Speaker 4: I mean, do you think you made it too professional

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Speaker 3: Well, I mean I was trying to make it flirty. Okay,

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Speaker 3: there are a fewel things in there, like I just

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Speaker 1: Is there anything in your mind, like thinking back on

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Speaker 3: The only thing I can think of is that he

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Speaker 1: Well there's a fine line, right.

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Speaker 2: That is the chance you play when you play the

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Speaker 3: Right, So here's my thing. I have a master's. I

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to like make myself more approachable and just you.

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Speaker 1: Know, well maybe like trying out like the dog food

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Speaker 4: But you guys never hung out, right, You never went

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Speaker 3: No, And that's what I was trying to make happen,

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Speaker 3: you know. And and it just he wasn't really writing

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Speaker 3: me back, and when he would, it was always just

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Speaker 4: Oh oh that's also like, yeah.

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Speaker 1: That's a good sign.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, if it is something like I just blew it,

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Speaker 3: like my icebreaker went horribly awry, I'd love your help

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Speaker 1: Well, we're gonna we're gonna call Ethan for you here

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Speaker 1: in just a second. If I could figure out how

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Speaker 1: back call Ethan. Get your second Date update right after

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Speaker 1: this second Date update if you missed the first part

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Speaker 1: of today's Second Date, our caller Lily Yeah, actually has

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Speaker 1: a lot in common with someone else on this show.

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Speaker 1: What's that talking about? Jose blangyos really? Because Lily admitted

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Speaker 1: she kind of acted a little bit silly, played up

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Speaker 1: her dumbness in order to meet someone of the opposite gender,

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Speaker 1: and Jose does the exact same thing every single day

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Speaker 1: on this show. It is true, believe it or I

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Speaker 1: actually got decent grades in school. I'm not that he's

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Speaker 1: playing it down. He actually has a doctorate from Harvard

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Speaker 1: In they spell kinesiology for everyone. I don't even know

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Speaker 1: what's see humble. Yeah, I love that about it.

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Speaker 2: I just he's so smart.

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Speaker 1: He really is but said that, you guys really don't

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Speaker 1: think I'm smart like his love life. Maybe Lily played

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Speaker 1: it up a little bit too much when she met

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Speaker 1: he's not meeting up with her a second time.

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Speaker 2: I mean it could be uncute to a certain point.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I was the one who was like, oh, this

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Speaker 1: agree there's a fine line. Was a total idiot. You

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Speaker 2: Are you ready to be as smarty around him, Lily?

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Speaker 3: Because in the middle, well, no, I mean I want

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Speaker 4: You just have to get smarter, smart, right, n He

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Speaker 4: didn't go to Oxford, She went to Hogwarts, very.

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Speaker 1: Similar the same country. All Right, I feel like we're

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Speaker 1: all right? Good luck to us. Hello, Hey, we're looking

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Speaker 1: for Ethan speaking. Oh Hey, sorry, Bud, is this a

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Speaker 1: bad time to call you?

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Speaker 5: You sound like you're no, I just didn't recognize the number.

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Speaker 5: I don't what's up? Who is this?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're a radio show, so we're gonna need you

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Speaker 2: If we don't need to.

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Speaker 5: I'm just I'm just used to the sales calls that

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Speaker 5: I'm pretty worried.

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Speaker 2: I'm one of those that answers them all too.

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Speaker 1: We're not really trying to sell you anything. We're trying

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Speaker 1: We'd love to take you off our list.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, okay, what's the scoop? I'm listening.

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Speaker 1: Okay. This is a woman that you've actually already met

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Speaker 1: at the pet store where you work at. Her name's Lily.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 2: Do you remember Lily?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? I yes, I do.

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Speaker 1: Okay, can we ask what you thought about her?

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Speaker 5: Oh? Gosh, I don't say it's it's not so much

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Speaker 1: Hold on?

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Speaker 2: Are you in a relationship? That's what it sounds like.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, No, let me ask you a really easy question.

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Speaker 1: Are you into Lily. Do you like her?

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Speaker 2: Ah?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I just don't think the way that you know,

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Speaker 1: Like, it doesn't mean according to Lily, you gave her

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Speaker 5: So to listen, in my defense, she's tried to meet

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Speaker 2: Yes, so I don't know.

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Speaker 4: You keep saying it's not appropriate with the pet store.

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Speaker 4: What's yeah, is there a pet store policy the store?

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Speaker 5: So yeah, I don't want to hang out at the store.

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Speaker 4: I think she's just using that as an opening to

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I just I don't know. I'm not in a

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Speaker 5: other things. It's it's sort of complicated. Does that make sense?

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Speaker 1: Not really? And maybe maybe it's something where you don't

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Speaker 1: want to talk to us because you don't know us.

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Speaker 1: But it might be better if you just told Lily directly,

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Speaker 5: Dude. Oh yeah, hey Ethan.

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Speaker 3: So yeah, I was listening and a lot of it

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Speaker 3: I just I love to know and you know, sort

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Speaker 5: No, I'm sorry, I'll cut to it. I don't really

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Speaker 4: What Wait, what do you say you don't work in

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Speaker 4: the past.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, well not anymore.

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Speaker 1: What.

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Speaker 5: Here's the thing. It's not like I got I got

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Speaker 5: fired or anything. It's just that it was It's complicated. Uh,

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Speaker 5: it's so I was doing community service?

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Speaker 1: What voluntary community service? No?

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Speaker 5: But he really has that. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: No, that's just called volunteering, Jack, You don't call it

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I have a question, did you?

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Speaker 3: was in voluntary community service.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, no, it was. It was court ordered.

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Speaker 2: That's okay.

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Speaker 4: Listen, people do all sorts of dumb things at certain

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Speaker 2: You sound like you are doing the time for what

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm definitely getting right again.

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Speaker 3: I just asked if this was just for something stupid

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Speaker 5: Well, with murder, they don't really let you do community

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Speaker 5: service yea, like.

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Speaker 2: Oh, you know what, you took out three people? You

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Speaker 2: know what, go to the pet stol Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Nothing like that. I really don't want to get into it. Yeah, sure,

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Speaker 5: but I will say this. It did get me on TV,

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Speaker 1: You sound proud of it.

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Speaker 3: Now.

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Speaker 2: Wait, so TV gets to know, but radio doesn't get

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Speaker 2: to know. Come on, throw us a bone, send us

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Speaker 5: I'm not going into it. I don't want any more attention.

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Speaker 2: But that was so fun.

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Speaker 5: Job.

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Speaker 1: Let's get to the point of why we're calling. It's

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Speaker 2: We don't know what.

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Speaker 5: One hundred feet up and nothing like that. I can

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Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, this is the kind of detective work we're

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Speaker 3: Thank you. I appreciate.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the idea of hanging out with Lily sounds good.

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Speaker 5: No, it does. It's just I'm I'm a mess right now.

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Speaker 3: Well, hey, if if I can jump in really fast,

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Speaker 3: we all do silly things, you know. When I when

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Speaker 5: Listen, I appreciate that. I just I feel right now

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Speaker 3: Well, and I'm very sweet, but I'd love to be

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Speaker 4: It sounds kind of like a project a little bit, Lily.

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Speaker 1: Girls love projects.

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Speaker 2: Not a good idea.

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Speaker 1: They've ever done a second date where it's been so

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Speaker 1: hard to convince a convicted felon to go a felony

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Speaker 1: whatever it was, is happy to look past all of

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Speaker 1: even pay for that date.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Man, we're all going out on the limb free if

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know. I appreciate you paying for the

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Speaker 1: Okay, we'll pay for the next five days. You're going

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Speaker 4: How about he just keeps Lily's number and when he's ready,

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Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, totally, But I mean I have to say,

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Speaker 3: and I'm not. You know, I if you were interested,

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Speaker 3: you'd be interested. So you're right, You're right.

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Speaker 5: The way I'm looking at it is I got to

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Speaker 2: Maybe if you showed the clips, she'd stop asking.

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Speaker 1: Translation, He'll call you when the ankle monitors allowed to

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Speaker 3: Well, thank you for your help. I really appreciate it.

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Speaker 3: I guess I can't get someone smart or dumb.

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Speaker 1: Don't be so hard on yourself, Lily. You can't even

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Speaker 2: Kidding brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: It's funny when people openly brag about being on TV.

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Speaker 1: I know Brooke does it all the time. She hops

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Speaker 2: I don't say that it sounds like someone's jealous. It's

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Speaker 2: just a right jealous. But that's cute. I have been

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Speaker 2: searching for this guy on Google. I cannot find what

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Speaker 1: The thing is bragging about being on daytime TV is

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Speaker 1: And I'm just trying to think positive about it. I'm

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Speaker 4: That's why you get arrested and have to do a

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Speaker 1: No, yeah, he was like some meteorologists was trying to

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Speaker 4: I want like naked shoplifting charge or something like that.

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Speaker 2: You know, give us something dirty.

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Speaker 1: You want dirty, it's more fun. I'm trying to stay pause.

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Speaker 1: I don't believe he was the top story of the night, Okay,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, we couldn't help him today get a second day,

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Speaker 1: but we could help you email the show. We'll call

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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning