WEBVTT - Putting Christmas Decor in Sexual Positions

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>Jarrett, Yes, what's your phone tap all about? Jen wants

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<v Speaker 2>to play a phone tap on her husband Bruce. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>the couple put out some Christmas decorations on their front

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<v Speaker 2>lawn and they've been having some trouble over the last

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<v Speaker 2>few days of people messing with those decorations, putting them

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<v Speaker 2>in weird positions. So Jen is going to call her

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<v Speaker 2>husband say hey, I found the kid who did it.

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<v Speaker 2>He wants to apologize. I will be that kid. Oh boy,

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<v Speaker 2>Rody will be my dad. And we have a phone

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<v Speaker 2>How beautiful. Let's listen in to today's phone tap.

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<v Speaker 3>Here we go.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello, hey, sweetheart, how are you?

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, honey good. I do not want to bother you,

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<v Speaker 3>but stuff on the lawn again. Oh, you've got to

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<v Speaker 3>be kidding me. No, No, I know it's gross and

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<v Speaker 3>awful and I'm embarrassed to even more than I ran

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<v Speaker 3>out of the house.

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<v Speaker 4>I said that who did It's a blonde.

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<v Speaker 3>Kid across the street. So I talked to his dad,

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<v Speaker 3>and his father said he's gonna punish him.

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<v Speaker 2>He's gonna make sure it never happens again.

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<v Speaker 3>And part of his punishment is that he needs to

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<v Speaker 3>call you to apologize. So pick up the phone when

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<v Speaker 3>he calls. Take the call. Okay, have him call me.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll take care of it. Okay, goodbye, have a good day.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll talk to you later.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. All right, Jane, good job. So what I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>do now is call your husband Bruce, and then I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna be Alex and then we'll see how that goes

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<v Speaker 2>from there.

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<v Speaker 3>All right.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Hello, uh hi, mister Phillips. This is Alex. I

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<v Speaker 2>live across the street from you.

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<v Speaker 3>I know you do, Alex.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen, I have to call and say I'm sorry for

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<v Speaker 2>what it did to your front lawn. I was put

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<v Speaker 2>up to it by a few friends of mine, but

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry. Santa Claus was, you know, not riding the sleigh,

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<v Speaker 2>but riding Frosty the snowman? You know?

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<v Speaker 3>Is that an attempt to be funny?

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<v Speaker 2>Seriously, you kind of lighten up and just look at

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<v Speaker 2>it from my perspective.

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<v Speaker 3>It's kind of funny being look at it from my side.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen, you're being been.

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<v Speaker 3>A little punk, and you've always been a little punk.

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<v Speaker 2>So missus Santa Claus was only wearing a wreath this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't mean it was funny stuff, all right, You

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<v Speaker 2>don't understand funny.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe if you understood you're trying to make jokes. This

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<v Speaker 3>isn't funny.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't you think it's a little funny seeing Marien?

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<v Speaker 3>Dearosex, I don't think any of what you've done is funny.

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<v Speaker 3>I have younger children in my house, okay, so that

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<v Speaker 3>don't need to see Santa Claus, missus clause and all that.

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<v Speaker 3>So you say to are you little kid? Okay?

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<v Speaker 4>Dad?

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<v Speaker 2>Come here?

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<v Speaker 4>Why Alex? Are you explaining the situation and apologizing to him?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to, but he's just not getting what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 3>Give me the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me talk to him here.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, miss Anderson, I asked your son to stay out

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<v Speaker 3>of my yard, stop putting my animals and my Christmas

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<v Speaker 3>ornaments and compromising positions. He's not taking it seriously. He's

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<v Speaker 3>not calling me to sincerely apologize. My kids come out

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<v Speaker 3>in the morning and they look at.

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<v Speaker 4>That if he's only posing them in those funny positions.

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<v Speaker 4>I saw him the other day in the morning. What's

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<v Speaker 4>the big deal?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey? Dude?

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<v Speaker 3>Lighting up?

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<v Speaker 2>All right?

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<v Speaker 4>They made me yell at my kid over this. I

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<v Speaker 4>feel bad.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, if you yelled at your kid more often, maybe

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<v Speaker 3>this wouldn't be happening.

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<v Speaker 4>My kid's got a sense of humor, so the kid

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<v Speaker 4>is a punk. My kid is not a punk. You've

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<v Speaker 4>res of all. My kid is a straight B student.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe you shouldn't put your TACKI loan ornaments out there

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<v Speaker 4>if you don't nobody have any fun with them.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what, I'm sorry for moving next to a

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<v Speaker 3>and it's no good baggy brig shaggy ass haired kid. Hello,

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<v Speaker 3>what did you do? What I do? I spilled my

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<v Speaker 3>coffee all over myself with this? They stay to him?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what happened?

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<v Speaker 3>Jen? This little punk called me and he was making jokes.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, do you think it's funny that he replaced

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<v Speaker 3>the baby snoopy? You think that's funny?

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<v Speaker 2>You a man?

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<v Speaker 3>Jokes? Sait a minute. We can't expect the kid have

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<v Speaker 3>the same maturity we have. I had to talk to

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<v Speaker 3>this kid and it's stupid ass, father, And now you're

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<v Speaker 3>calling me giving me I'm gonna work here, leave me alone.

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<v Speaker 3>Why don't even call me with this?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, mister Phillips, listen, stop embarrassing me, you little stop

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<v Speaker 2>it right now. My name is Garret from Elvis dur

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<v Speaker 2>Ann in the Morning Show, and you got phone tats.

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<v Speaker 3>You gotta be kidding me. This is all a joke.

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<v Speaker 4>Whiten up.

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<v Speaker 2>Even stressed out thought it would be funny.

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<v Speaker 3>Why don't you sleep with Santa Claus on the lawn tonight?

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<v Speaker 1>The Elvis Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 4>This phone tap was pre recorded with the permission granted

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<v Speaker 4>by all participates.

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<v Speaker 1>The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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<v Speaker 1>the Morning Show.