Speaker 1: I leave in I you wanna way back home? Either way,
Speaker 1: we want to be.
Speaker 2: There, doesn't matter how much baggage you claim. Give us
Speaker 2: time and a termino and gay. We want to send
Speaker 2: you off instat Do you wanna welcome you back home?
Speaker 1: Tell us all about it? We scared? Or was it fine? Malborn?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need ride?
Speaker 3: With Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need a ride?
Speaker 3: My name is Chris Fairbanks.
Speaker 1: My name is Karen.
Speaker 3: We are just crossing uh Alexandria and Hollywood. In Hollywood,
Speaker 3: the most gorgeous part of Beautiful Night. The clouds are
Speaker 3: a dark mauve.
Speaker 4: It's called this is the Little Philippines neighborhood, right, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: which explains what in the see Okay, it's things like that.
Speaker 3: You're a magician in so many ways. I was just
Speaker 3: about to say, we're gonna pick up James Adomian. I
Speaker 3: was looking up the address and he's already in the
Speaker 3: back of the car.
Speaker 5: I'm quick confessed.
Speaker 3: That was amazing, James.
Speaker 6: I had to I had to announce Little Armenia before
Speaker 6: we were no longer in it because now we're in
Speaker 6: tight town.
Speaker 7: Well, because if you hadn't said it, we would have
Speaker 7: gotten so many emails.
Speaker 1: I mean people would have gone crazy.
Speaker 3: People get upset when we aren't factual.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we rarely are.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Do you have an ombudsman for aggrieved readers or listeners?
Speaker 1: Of course we do, of course, yes, automatically.
Speaker 3: Later, can you tell me what an ombudsman is?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 3: Okay, thank you, I didn't.
Speaker 6: Buttsman's just someone whose job it is for you to
Speaker 6: tattle to them.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, like a mayor, Like.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they're they're they're to receive complaints.
Speaker 5: I guess.
Speaker 1: Do they have special outfits?
Speaker 3: I hope so?
Speaker 1: Like John does not that kind of conjure a picture of.
Speaker 5: It, it does.
Speaker 6: It sounds like you have a rose colored suit.
Speaker 1: On bol.
Speaker 6: Please and a sacred ivory cane.
Speaker 5: Almumbudsman's tap tap tap, it's the marsh of the olmsputsman.
Speaker 3: We're going to take a turn on Western here. We're
Speaker 3: going to Lax, right. I should have specified the airport.
Speaker 5: Lax, my dear.
Speaker 6: Oh that's right, Los Angeles International Airport.
Speaker 3: It's my favorite place to hop off the West coast
Speaker 3: on an aeroplane.
Speaker 1: And what what network? I was going to say, are
Speaker 1: you flying? It's cool?
Speaker 3: Oh god, they are a nice airline and so informative.
Speaker 5: A flying CN into Atlanta.
Speaker 7: Oh Atlanta, straight to the on air, Yes, to report
Speaker 7: about the missing Malaysian airliner.
Speaker 1: It's still missing, still missing?
Speaker 5: They haven't, I will think.
Speaker 3: I mean, I guess the other day on a milk
Speaker 3: cart and I saw a picture of what the airplane
Speaker 3: is supposed to look like. Now it was age progressed. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: it was just the engine had more birds in it
Speaker 3: and it had grown a bit of a goateee. Well
Speaker 3: you can't, you know, you go out on a limb
Speaker 3: with I liked it, with a with an idea and
Speaker 3: a lot of times audibly you can tell people aren't
Speaker 3: on board. James, you're going to Atlanta? Oh I got god,
Speaker 3: damn it real humor. Well you know this is what
Speaker 3: we've been doing.
Speaker 8: All day, and very well you're I really, I really know.
Speaker 6: Before anything, I want to commend your podcast just as
Speaker 6: a public service.
Speaker 8: Thank you a lot of you.
Speaker 6: I mean, it may be a terrible podcast, I don't know,
Speaker 6: but as far as this is the this is the
Speaker 6: most convenient podcast I've ever been a part of it.
Speaker 3: Right, It's it's we just wanted to do people a service.
Speaker 3: And then we thought there was like ten things in
Speaker 3: our mission statement. At the very bottom, it was the
Speaker 3: quality of a of a performance or like a TV
Speaker 3: or a show. What are we doing? Yeah, but first
Speaker 3: and foremost, we just want to do a service for people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that we're both in a so we have
Speaker 1: to they.
Speaker 3: Make you in a one day to time I'm drive
Speaker 3: people around and step by step we're gonna get you
Speaker 3: to Atlanta, even if it kills us.
Speaker 1: And where are you playing it?
Speaker 3: But no one's gonna.
Speaker 6: I'm playing at the improv Oh good, good improv recognizable.
Speaker 1: It's like the Starbucks of comedy clubs.
Speaker 5: Exactly. You know what you're gonna.
Speaker 3: Get at any of the improvs.
Speaker 5: One in Arizona.
Speaker 1: They won't book you again.
Speaker 5: What happened, Well, let's not go into that.
Speaker 6: Let's concentrate on the positives of my performance in many
Speaker 6: different improv establishments.
Speaker 5: Around the cup.
Speaker 3: Did you did you rob them the wrong way? You
Speaker 3: picked a fight? Did you? Hub hub hub hub?
Speaker 6: Look, I may have been physically assaulted, and I may
Speaker 6: have had to uh break out my deadly fighting skills.
Speaker 3: Were you you weren't assaulted? Were you assaulted?
Speaker 5: And I didn't go. I didn't like what the guy drink.
Speaker 5: They had to drink, and I let him know.
Speaker 6: Oh that's right, eliminated my show.
Speaker 3: That's why they call you the bad boy of comedy.
Speaker 5: Would want me to pour your milk?
Speaker 3: You pull out an honored palmer, he pulls out his fists. Damn,
Speaker 3: said Domian.
Speaker 7: Arnold Palmer is the hardest drink to say it really,
Speaker 7: it really is, Arnold.
Speaker 1: I ordered them a lot, so it makes you sound drunk.
Speaker 3: Yeah. That and rear verar mirror that.
Speaker 5: Was in some diner in uh. I think it was
Speaker 5: in Manhattan.
Speaker 6: And it was just like one of these old diners
Speaker 6: that's been there since they built Manhattan. And I was like,
Speaker 6: guys like drink and I was like Arnold Palmer, He's
Speaker 6: like what he's offended?
Speaker 5: The idea that they were like.
Speaker 6: Shirley Temple to him was the only names drink.
Speaker 7: Oh I had a Shirley Temple the other night at
Speaker 7: the Virgil.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna run this yellow light.
Speaker 3: Oh, let's do it, okay?
Speaker 7: And uh, they made you know how the virgils like
Speaker 7: fancy mixologists.
Speaker 5: Yea bar Yeah, and one of them is really hot.
Speaker 3: Suspender of our tenders.
Speaker 7: Yes, there's lots of really hot ones. There's nothing more
Speaker 7: exciting to me.
Speaker 3: Like the time I've been there. All the dudes are
Speaker 3: like dump trucks, just the dumpiest, untucked shirts, disheveled their eyebrows. Well,
Speaker 3: maybe I've gone on and off night.
Speaker 5: You know that one bartender there who looks like Brad.
Speaker 3: Pitt, Yes, there is one.
Speaker 6: He looks like a He looks like a stronger, bigger,
Speaker 6: hotter Brad Pitt. Yeah, and he looks like Brad Pits.
Speaker 6: Uh stunt, it's like a stunt double brother.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 7: And there's another one that looks like that boy that
Speaker 7: was named Milo that was on Heroes.
Speaker 1: You know that actor. I shouldn't have come him a boy.
Speaker 1: That's he's not a boy.
Speaker 3: Is a young man.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 6: I'm unfamiliar with the medium of American television during the
Speaker 6: twentieth and twenty.
Speaker 1: First season are incredibly intelligent. Are you do you love books?
Speaker 5: No? Instead, I just used that time to listen to
Speaker 5: Big Floyd.
Speaker 9: Let's talk about money, Kney.
Speaker 3: It's a gas is money a gas to count that
Speaker 3: money buys gas. I think I know what they're talking about.
Speaker 3: Money is gas because it's the fuel you need to
Speaker 3: purchase things.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I've been waiting for somebody to say, you know what,
Speaker 6: thanks again. I like the way you guys are coming
Speaker 6: from this, uh politically perspective.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna wait for a podcast to put it the
Speaker 5: way I feel about things. Money makes the word go round.
Speaker 3: A lot of people aren't talking about it.
Speaker 1: You're afraid to talk about it.
Speaker 5: That green, so they could do my thing.
Speaker 3: You know what, if it doesn't buy happiness, it certainly
Speaker 3: seems to rent it. While you got money, right, Okay.
Speaker 10: Yeah, money cave by you loves talking, Paul McCartney, give
Speaker 10: it away.
Speaker 5: I really just want to do more. Oh that.
Speaker 3: That was our original plan with this. It's to do
Speaker 3: morning drive Time Morning Zoo with Accident Reports radio. And
Speaker 3: then we were like, why would we be doing characters
Speaker 3: the whole time? People hate people hate character where Okay,
Speaker 3: taking right on Beverly, you're doing a surface street thing.
Speaker 7: I'm doing a you know, I'm the inventor of the
Speaker 7: ways app, and so I know exactly.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I remember that time. For a while you
Speaker 3: locked yourself in your garage to unveil.
Speaker 5: I am able to.
Speaker 6: I am able to hack into the ways app at
Speaker 6: any time and have you go where I want you to, or.
Speaker 5: At least take a different route.
Speaker 1: There a guide you through Los Angeles.
Speaker 5: That's one of my favorite stores for the last ten or.
Speaker 1: Fifteen Ethical Drugs.
Speaker 11: Ethical Drugs at Beverly and Western. I used to live
Speaker 11: right around here, and I love it. It's like it's
Speaker 11: it's there to make sure you know this is not
Speaker 11: just a store on the corner that sells heroin. Is
Speaker 11: Ethical Drugs.
Speaker 1: We're not your average drug dealer.
Speaker 3: So many pharmacists are crooked these days. Yeah, but Ethical
Speaker 3: Drugs knows.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you go into uh write eight these days, you guy,
Speaker 6: it's like walking into the back alley of Batman nineteen
Speaker 6: eighty nine at Times Square.
Speaker 5: See these tools I have to look for you.
Speaker 3: It's really like any location back in nineteen eighty nine.
Speaker 7: It's just like the year all the time, as classic a.
Speaker 8: Great well it's bitten twicehup, oh Man with a.
Speaker 3: Ballad of bands.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you have to like do you want sad? Do
Speaker 1: you want screaming?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Do you want you had ten choices unless you
Speaker 3: had an older sister who gave you a cure tape.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 6: I'm not sure if this is eighty nine, but.
Speaker 5: Don't forget.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah right, yeah, oh yeah yeah. I keep going
Speaker 3: Love an elevator, Oh, loving me up and when I'm
Speaker 3: going down.
Speaker 5: Getting the song. That's a song I refused to sing. No, yeah,
Speaker 5: I refused to see.
Speaker 1: You will suggests I cannot perform it. I'm aware of it.
Speaker 5: Academic, I don't. I would never be.
Speaker 1: I will recognize and sing it if you want to,
Speaker 1: but I.
Speaker 3: I will recognize those songs existence, but I will not
Speaker 3: perform it. Pain pain pain, Yeah, I don't know how
Speaker 3: to harmonize. I just matched both of you somehow.
Speaker 5: Pull over, I've got it.
Speaker 6: I've kind of turn around three times and spit over
Speaker 6: my shoulder to get that off you.
Speaker 1: You have to take a bleached bath for loving an elevator.
Speaker 3: What has your experience been in the past in Atlanta?
Speaker 3: If you have you been there before?
Speaker 8: She drives me Chris, No, she drop crap, there you go.
Speaker 3: You had to get the lisp in there. The guy
Speaker 3: had a speech impediment.
Speaker 12: She drives me to the airpole. No, all the podcast
Speaker 12: Power and Fumble, Help Bottom.
Speaker 3: Hell, so fine and so young.
Speaker 1: So wait.
Speaker 5: I just watched as is an adequa soccer.
Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you very much.
Speaker 7: I just watched the rerun of The Heidi Fly Story
Speaker 7: call me the Heidi Fly Story, and they had they
Speaker 7: were trying to set the tone with like that era,
Speaker 7: but they didn't get the rights to any.
Speaker 1: Of the music.
Speaker 7: Everything was soundedlikes oh, which was hilarious. And then at
Speaker 7: one point they show Heidi had a club for a
Speaker 7: little while, like right before she really got big, and
Speaker 7: they had clearly they wanted you to know that the
Speaker 7: fine young Cannibals played in the club, but they couldn't play.
Speaker 1: She drive Me Crazy.
Speaker 7: So it was guys dressed up like the fine Young
Speaker 7: Cannibals singing a song.
Speaker 1: That sounded like three notes off of She Drives, She
Speaker 1: takes Me well Off, Thank you.
Speaker 8: On the Wheel and Molsanna Desent stays.
Speaker 1: I need some lit.
Speaker 3: The She's it's because of her driving that you become bipolar.
Speaker 3: That's what the song is about. Duplications of that, oh man,
Speaker 3: But they should have been they should have been.
Speaker 1: Mine entire companies are keeping all that research down.
Speaker 3: It's a conspiracy Man's entire companies.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they did that.
Speaker 6: You know, they did the they ripped the street cars
Speaker 6: out of the streets in Los Angeles.
Speaker 5: Yes, just like in Roger Rabbit.
Speaker 13: Yeah, that's so, I guess Mantle.
Speaker 3: I think, Oh no, it's still it's it was on
Speaker 3: the COSP. I think it was early December eighty eight,
Speaker 3: so it's it's it can very exact. Actually, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: upon the natural relief.
Speaker 1: How sad that Bob Hoskins died at a very young age.
Speaker 3: You know what, this isn't how I like to hear
Speaker 3: news like that for the first time.
Speaker 5: You know, you.
Speaker 1: Didn't know that.
Speaker 3: I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: You gotta get on Twitter. That's how you find out
Speaker 1: everybody who.
Speaker 3: Dies the second No, that's the thing. That's why I've
Speaker 3: been loving him lately. It's because of its tweets. You're
Speaker 3: you're saying, they're not going to come anymore. Yeah, Hoskins,
Speaker 3: it's over. He had, Bob Hoskins.
Speaker 6: If you get if you're a you're a crazy tune, right,
Speaker 6: let this be a listening to you. You could shorten the
Speaker 6: life of someone you love by endlessly harassing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, please don't do that.
Speaker 5: Dude.
Speaker 3: That's why tunes and live action humans don't mix. Not
Speaker 3: just is it we're driving a car that keeps bending
Speaker 3: it all? It gives you some kind of virus. Oh
Speaker 3: look over there, Oh my god, I think that is
Speaker 3: Uh is that Jesse Ventura over there on the sidewalk. Oh,
Speaker 3: let's get him in the car.
Speaker 8: Hey, come on in here, buddy.
Speaker 5: Where are we going?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: We're going to l A X.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's as told.
Speaker 5: To meet the Parallax fans.
Speaker 14: Is that the Parallax fan?
Speaker 5: Well, it'll mark it, not just the description. Who are you?
Speaker 5: I'm a big fan of the team.
Speaker 14: To me, I need to know the destination of this
Speaker 14: vehicle that at this precise moment, we're.
Speaker 13: Going to Los Angeles get air do W double double
Speaker 13: dot l a X dot com forward slash deltop we are.
Speaker 3: We are driving to the website of the airport.
Speaker 1: Can you go with us for a little while? Or
Speaker 1: do you need to meet people?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 14: Look, I'm not gonna tell you where I'm going. Okay,
Speaker 14: I'm gonna tell you is you keep driving and I
Speaker 14: may jump out at any time?
Speaker 3: Well I may. I don't mean how I.
Speaker 14: Get around the city to avoid not only drones, but
Speaker 14: cameras on the sides of buildings, cameras in the.
Speaker 5: Back of it.
Speaker 14: You can't even take a taxi there's a camera in it.
Speaker 14: So we made a taxi. I hike my way around
Speaker 14: the city through civilians.
Speaker 5: Yep.
Speaker 3: So you think we're constantly being monitored, then, Jesse.
Speaker 5: I think you. Well, I think that we're constantly being monitored.
Speaker 5: Maybe I read the news.
Speaker 3: Oh maybe if you read the news.
Speaker 5: I ever heard of a name Snood and get that information?
Speaker 5: I have one?
Speaker 3: Maybe I should.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's a podcast.
Speaker 3: I am recording you. We are conscious. Well, we'll just
Speaker 3: be upfront about it. We're actually recording you now. But
Speaker 3: it's for the purposes of entertainment.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not for the government, yeah at all.
Speaker 3: You used to be an entertainer, maybe.
Speaker 5: But I am an entertainer.
Speaker 14: I've done sports entertainment and I've done you know, I've
Speaker 14: done an entertainment conspiracy show.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I saw that.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I not interfered with my serious presidential run.
Speaker 1: Are you going for it?
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 1: You haven't decided yet.
Speaker 14: I haven't decided. Well, I'm mulling it. I'm mulling it.
Speaker 14: If you have any mulling spices. I'm mulling it clothes
Speaker 14: and cinnamon. I'm mulling it over them.
Speaker 3: I'm dicing up some apples right now.
Speaker 7: I'd love to see you in the race in twenty
Speaker 7: sixteen when you.
Speaker 3: First got in, Jesse, didn't you say you had to
Speaker 3: get out at Wiltshire and Highland?
Speaker 5: I never said that information. What are you putting in?
Speaker 3: Miw I'm sorry, You're gonna have to get out right here?
Speaker 8: Get I will.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sorry. The predator, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: He's on the car.
Speaker 8: He he won't let go, Jesse.
Speaker 5: What is.
Speaker 3: His weird moment?
Speaker 1: He's trying to say something.
Speaker 3: His hair is in the windshield.
Speaker 8: Oh my god, he's huge, big he.
Speaker 3: Was he said something about James. I'm sorry. I sat
Speaker 3: that lunatic next to you there.
Speaker 1: Oh my god?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 1: Is he talking about Oprah's nude chi drinkers?
Speaker 3: I think that is.
Speaker 5: He must be.
Speaker 1: He must be because everyone else is.
Speaker 5: Make it quick, right, we'll shake him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there we go. Okay, Well, oh my god, I
Speaker 3: hope he's okay. I know he's yeah, yeah, you know.
Speaker 3: I don't force I don't wish ill on him. But yeah,
Speaker 3: being a marine isn't going to help you with a
Speaker 3: tumble like that.
Speaker 1: Well, he could have done tuck and roll.
Speaker 3: I hope he did.
Speaker 1: I think, don't you have to do gymnastics in the Marines.
Speaker 5: No, well, I think he's a seal, was he really?
Speaker 3: Well, that's all jim baby seals is mostly the first
Speaker 3: few stage. Yeah, it's mostly parallel bars and then they
Speaker 3: just hand you a gun.
Speaker 1: And then and then if you do give it the gun, ribbons.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, floor routine with ribbons. Oh god, that was that
Speaker 3: was exhilarating.
Speaker 1: That's why I took land.
Speaker 3: Well, you know, I mean this is the Avenue of
Speaker 3: the Stars. I know they have another Avenue of the
Speaker 3: Stars in Century City, but this was the original because
Speaker 3: there's so many stars.
Speaker 1: So many great ones. What do you see something?
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I back there. I thought it was Andy Kindler,
Speaker 3: but I couldn't. We didn't have time to let him
Speaker 3: in the car.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's he's always welcome.
Speaker 3: He is always welcome. Should we turn around and get him?
Speaker 3: Why the hell is he just walking on Highland? I
Speaker 3: don't know's yea and.
Speaker 1: You should probably get him? Okay, disoriented?
Speaker 3: Well, but hate if for some reason he was Andy
Speaker 3: Kindler with a few personality twist, what kind of maybe.
Speaker 1: Even an audience suggestion slightly unexpected.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with this orient It's more than he usually.
Speaker 5: I love the idea.
Speaker 6: I love the idea of someone mid improv game turned out.
Speaker 5: Into the city.
Speaker 6: Like they've gotten their suggestion and then they're no longer
Speaker 6: on stage.
Speaker 1: Andy on the streater going I'm a nurse.
Speaker 5: I'm a nurse.
Speaker 3: Period there, let's get him. Do you mind just pulling over.
Speaker 1: And said, okay, okay, what trong?
Speaker 3: Let me let me Hey, how are you? Andy? Could
Speaker 3: sit on next to that?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 10: Hold, oh it's what do you know? It's my favorite
Speaker 10: trio of people in the car. What's wrong is just
Speaker 10: comedians and cars? And it's yeah, what what's right?
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 3: I just appreciate Andy that it's the first time you've
Speaker 3: remembered my name.
Speaker 10: Is comedians, a car is comedians and cars looking to
Speaker 10: restart their careers or.
Speaker 3: A or a second or third thing. That would have
Speaker 3: been funny to say.
Speaker 10: Hey, Jerry side found how do wake up? Any cars
Speaker 10: that I know of besides Toyota? Could you drive me
Speaker 10: around in my Toyota.
Speaker 3: Yep, and that's what we've had enough.
Speaker 8: What's wrong? I don't want to take me as far
Speaker 8: as Peco.
Speaker 3: Sorry, sorry, we'll talk to you.
Speaker 8: So wrong, I'm not good for washing.
Speaker 3: God, he's so loud you could hear him even outside
Speaker 3: the car. The guy knows how. I'm sorry again, James,
Speaker 3: I'm sorry that we keep letting people.
Speaker 6: Well, I love the ride with you guys is just
Speaker 6: it's almost like.
Speaker 5: It's just a cavalcade.
Speaker 1: You don't know what's.
Speaker 5: You never know.
Speaker 3: Just didn't want you to think at any point we
Speaker 3: weren't happy with you being our guest. I don't want
Speaker 3: just because we're letting people in the car while you're
Speaker 3: our guest, doesn't you are the star?
Speaker 1: Did you say you're hungry?
Speaker 5: I get in credits?
Speaker 1: Do you need something?
Speaker 14: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I could or I could just eat the airport. That
Speaker 5: just sounds like I could just get in line and
Speaker 5: he poison.
Speaker 7: There is a taco bell right before the airport.
Speaker 5: Are being recorded. This is a high stakes. What do
Speaker 5: I want you put in your temple?
Speaker 13: Stop at the pigeon, tell him to squirt some taco bell.
Speaker 3: Put it in a like is.
Speaker 6: There a sustainable Mendocino farms.
Speaker 3: I need something organic that doesn't come out of a
Speaker 3: calking gun.
Speaker 5: Okay, So like I don't Okay, So travel travel a lot.
Speaker 5: It's always like the travel day is always a nightmare.
Speaker 6: Yes, of course always because I'm not I have projects
Speaker 6: up until nothing stops right like today's working on this bullshit.
Speaker 3: And then taxes, government, bullshit, the man.
Speaker 5: And uh and then it's like I gotta go. I'm
Speaker 5: always late. I barely get to a place. And then
Speaker 5: it's like but then but then like like sometimes.
Speaker 6: Like driving the airport is the only time that I'm
Speaker 6: that I'm like, will stop and start thinking of things.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because it's like on.
Speaker 3: The plane a little.
Speaker 5: Do you or do you buy? I'm thinking about death
Speaker 5: the entire time.
Speaker 3: Oh, you're scared to fly? You're no, No, You're like
Speaker 3: b a Barracus. You're just supposed to have a glass
Speaker 3: of milk, because I recall from the A teen you
Speaker 3: just have to have a glass of milk. And then
Speaker 3: you late, you wake up at the destination that that worked.
Speaker 5: That was.
Speaker 3: Every single time they have to get in the plane.
Speaker 3: They gave mister t milk.
Speaker 5: You want to try this, uh chocolate Aba you.
Speaker 3: Know what, you don't like choco tea. You seem like
Speaker 3: the kind of guy that, oh he's out, He's not
Speaker 3: gonna throw anyone into dumpsters while we all shoot blanks
Speaker 3: at the enemy. He used to throw people at any.
Speaker 6: Enemies ever, any enemies ever, like exploit him by like
Speaker 6: kidnapping him and taking him on an airplane or something.
Speaker 3: Oh, they should have that would have been a very
Speaker 3: special to be continued A Team.
Speaker 6: Also, I want to commend the A Team for being
Speaker 6: very honest about how all.
Speaker 5: Bad guys have ooz he's in it.
Speaker 6: And are and are run by a bold guy in
Speaker 6: a soup without a jackets the tie flying in the
Speaker 6: winding people.
Speaker 7: I mean every week, commend the A Team for just
Speaker 7: being a ragtag group of misfits.
Speaker 3: They were tossed together at the last minute. They have
Speaker 3: emotional issues, they don't know he's get along, but they
Speaker 3: get the job done.
Speaker 7: I think we need to start a new segment called
Speaker 7: Commend the Agent you name, name the thing you're grateful
Speaker 7: for about the age.
Speaker 5: They are parent military vigilatees. Right, yes, but with this kind.
Speaker 1: Of lovely, kind of cereal comic machine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, was it dirt?
Speaker 1: Who is the lead guy.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, dirt Benedict, Benedict, Hannibal something Hannibal bursa, Which is.
Speaker 14: I together.
Speaker 3: The lamb's claris Oh that's a different hand. That's a
Speaker 3: different hands. Oh God, there's so many Hannibals, so little
Speaker 3: time to remember the origin of each.
Speaker 7: Do you want to go to Popeye's Chicken and Biscuits?
Speaker 7: It's right there? Nope, not on the record.
Speaker 3: Interesting Jack in the Boxes right there, Jack in the Box?
Speaker 3: What which version of sodium launched into your body?
Speaker 5: What you like?
Speaker 1: Oh? Do you want to go to sodium launch?
Speaker 6: It's right up there.
Speaker 3: There's a really good cheese house.
Speaker 5: I hear they have a beef cheese.
Speaker 1: It's behind Spalding Mortuary right over.
Speaker 3: Oh, we'll stop you up and they'll bury you.
Speaker 7: That's kind of an amazing triangle. Popeye's Chicken and Biscuits,
Speaker 7: Jack in the Box and Spalding.
Speaker 6: That's a great photograph. It's down here by the new
Speaker 6: Expo line station.
Speaker 7: Hey man, Hey America, wake up, Jefferson and what Losiana.
Speaker 3: It's right in front of man.
Speaker 5: Or this liberty as though. By the way, the Expo
Speaker 5: line is awesome?
Speaker 1: Is it really?
Speaker 5: I took it once I was caught in uh ridiculous traffic.
Speaker 6: I don't drive, but like they Doug Bens have called
Speaker 6: me an uber and the uber didn't know how to
Speaker 6: get to the studio in Culver City because Culver City
Speaker 6: is designed by a fuck. Culver City was designed, was
Speaker 6: designed by blind horses.
Speaker 1: Dragging the greats down the dirt in any direction.
Speaker 6: They felt like, yeah, so then we so then so
Speaker 6: then we called the Clover City cab.
Speaker 5: He knew where the studio was, but Culver City.
Speaker 6: Cab didn't know how to get anywhere outside of Culver
Speaker 6: City besides la x oh my god, and so like
Speaker 6: he drove around. It was a nightmare traffic. It was
Speaker 6: like the end of the like Ragnarok or something. And
Speaker 6: uh I was.
Speaker 5: I was like, let me out, let me out, because
Speaker 5: I saw.
Speaker 6: The explanation there and uh I got on there and
Speaker 6: I got to lose feel is from there and I'm
Speaker 6: not kidding.
Speaker 5: Forty minutes. Wow, wow, it was. It was insane.
Speaker 1: Wait, so what's that line? Like? What are the main stops?
Speaker 6: The Expo line goes currently from downtown Union Station, No
Speaker 6: excuse me, the Seventh Street Metro Center, uh down, Exposition
Speaker 6: Boulevard and it terminates near Sony.
Speaker 3: Right now, See that's not I never need that.
Speaker 5: They're gonna go.
Speaker 6: It's gonna it's gonna go uh to Santa Monica in
Speaker 6: a couple of.
Speaker 3: Years, and by the time I'm seventy, there will be
Speaker 3: a working public transit in Los Angeles completed. Yes, well,
Speaker 3: I'm not holding my breath.
Speaker 5: You'll you'll, you'll take off your hat and let's go
Speaker 5: over it.
Speaker 8: Ride the train.
Speaker 1: My hand.
Speaker 8: It's finally done.
Speaker 5: I'll hold onto the rail shoes. I want you to play basketball.
Speaker 3: Once you're in a town, though. You do you like
Speaker 3: being in hotels, James, I love it.
Speaker 5: I do. But sometimes I have the problem where.
Speaker 6: I get a hotel malaise where I just just stay
Speaker 6: in the hotel and then I don't have any good
Speaker 6: stories to tell about the city.
Speaker 3: All Right, I just lie and say that, oh yeah,
Speaker 3: I saw your fine city today. But I really just
Speaker 3: I'm just laying in bed the whole time.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna have to sleep lots more to you and
Speaker 6: I and uh so I'm worried about it.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go luckily into Atlanta.
Speaker 3: You know, Atlanta. It's gonna be hot it's gonna be
Speaker 3: so hot that you're gonna buy to be in the
Speaker 3: air conditioned room.
Speaker 5: Anyway, I brought a beating suit. You brought it big,
Speaker 5: you bet.
Speaker 1: We just walk around in your bathing suit with no shoes.
Speaker 3: Are you a speedo.
Speaker 5: Guy or a lobby of the show?
Speaker 3: Yeah, God damn right, find of show.
Speaker 1: Meet your audience. You should get this guy?
Speaker 3: Who is that guy? He wasn't a start.
Speaker 5: It looks like Gary Busey should amazing.
Speaker 8: Get on, Gary.
Speaker 15: It's just your same vehicle. Yeah, yeah, I was just
Speaker 15: I've got some ticks. I was just walking on the
Speaker 15: side of the brea.
Speaker 1: Oh why would you walk out there?
Speaker 5: Yours a lot of tick A mission out of it?
Speaker 5: If I may, if I may say so.
Speaker 3: You're just talking about the bug that burrows into your
Speaker 3: head and sometimes gives you limes disease.
Speaker 15: That, yes, there's one incarnation. I'm also a big fan
Speaker 15: of the Fox cartoon children's cartoon that was.
Speaker 3: Just what about facial ticks? Are you into those?
Speaker 5: Why do you think I got into it? What is
Speaker 5: your name?
Speaker 15: Friend?
Speaker 3: My next Chris?
Speaker 5: Chris?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what christas for? You should know me.
Speaker 3: We were not a.
Speaker 15: History recreating itself simultaneous.
Speaker 3: What if that's from like the Chinese calendar or something.
Speaker 5: My mind is a Chinese calendar. Oh wow, I am
Speaker 5: the I am the year.
Speaker 15: Of the dragon that haspplied multiplied by the month of
Speaker 15: a monkey.
Speaker 3: And it's a But that is a lofty and hard
Speaker 3: to follow.
Speaker 5: What is your name?
Speaker 1: Karen kar Kill griff?
Speaker 5: Impressed?
Speaker 3: But I knew that.
Speaker 5: I've been a fan for years.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, thank you so much.
Speaker 5: Not only have you been of all killed garriffs. It's
Speaker 5: just a surname that I track.
Speaker 1: It's a pretty great one, right.
Speaker 5: It's Irish, specifically from the west. It's from the county Cork.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. And uh my cousin Mike is a sheriff.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, sheriff kill garriff.
Speaker 3: That's right, sheriff.
Speaker 15: I'm almost I'm attracted your rhymes like I'm attracted to
Speaker 15: women's legs.
Speaker 5: How is so sleep and almost creepily? I have a
Speaker 5: creepy and intention traction arrives.
Speaker 1: No, I wish I had said anything. I love your
Speaker 1: new phone commercial.
Speaker 5: Is it for a phone?
Speaker 15: It's for an internet or a cable or a phone
Speaker 15: something it's from It's for the New World Order. It's
Speaker 15: a commercial for some kind of similar cra of reality.
Speaker 1: Oh and are you pretty proud of it?
Speaker 5: I mean it's proud of it. I've just shown it.
Speaker 5: I donated all the money to charity.
Speaker 15: Oh really, I've received none of the proceeds, and none
Speaker 15: of the proceeds will go to my children either. Have
Speaker 15: put all that money, I wouldn't even put it on
Speaker 15: on Labisi Foundation, which is my charity. That money I
Speaker 15: just meant that I threw away. I put in, I
Speaker 15: put into uh, I put into a cash hit and
Speaker 15: put it into briefcases and left them in select spots,
Speaker 15: sometimes in dumpsters where I knew they would.
Speaker 5: Go stream landfill.
Speaker 6: Oh, I do not take dirty money.
Speaker 3: I heard you were setting aside a little bit uh
Speaker 3: here and there, and just do uh for a proceed
Speaker 3: to make the teeth on your son smaller. I don't.
Speaker 5: I think that's a personal remark.
Speaker 8: I don't even your sign.
Speaker 5: I think. I think just I think for my personal dignity.
Speaker 5: I think I'm gonna get out. I'm gonna built stop
Speaker 5: the car. Let me out right here.
Speaker 6: I am a bit of confluence of stocker and life.
Speaker 3: God he was, I don't know why I said that
Speaker 3: about his son's teeth. I don't know. I don't really
Speaker 3: knew exactly where we were, that's all. He tumbled right right.
Speaker 3: He had been tracking ticks and kill garriffs. I'm so
Speaker 3: proud he was on World's Dumbest. When I was on
Speaker 3: World's Dumbest, and he would come in and he was
Speaker 3: very yeah, yeah, and he was on it. Someone wrote
Speaker 3: his jokes, but he would come in and demand I
Speaker 3: explained what the joke meant, as if I had written
Speaker 3: the joke for him, and you get very upset.
Speaker 5: I almost wish he was here to just reenact them. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he got very angry, and uh, I didn't I
Speaker 3: get Well, his kids got those teeth, they're there, I
Speaker 3: mean they probably I'd feel bad. I don't know why.
Speaker 3: Why do I attack people because of their luck?
Speaker 1: You know what celebrities make people nervous?
Speaker 3: It happened they do. I blurt. I tend to blurt.
Speaker 3: He's Garry Busey, you know, he was Buddy Holly, for
Speaker 3: God's sake. Wow, Well, we almost got a wreck that
Speaker 3: was scary.
Speaker 1: And he just realized it.
Speaker 6: The lasts the guy would have hit us and then
Speaker 6: swerved away knowing it.
Speaker 3: I think his swerving away was like, oh whoops, gee,
Speaker 3: I noticed. That's his version of an apology. Oh good flares,
Speaker 3: That's what I love. A cop with flair. That was amazing.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, Oh that's why you feel travel anxiety?
Speaker 1: When does it start to fade away?
Speaker 5: Like now I started to get just tired the airport.
Speaker 6: Okay, if i'm if i'm, you know, as soon as
Speaker 6: I no longer have to hurry and rush and carry
Speaker 6: backs and ship.
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, for me, it's just the the anxiety of
Speaker 3: knowing that you have a plane to catch, that you
Speaker 3: have to pack and everything I can't. I never get
Speaker 3: used to it. But once I'm there and like a.
Speaker 6: Fart streak downshions really just relief.
Speaker 3: As soon as I know I'm gonna taint six inches
Speaker 3: of phone with my with my moss one.
Speaker 1: James likes to get in there and do kind of
Speaker 1: a smell.
Speaker 3: Sprays are like fart factories, like every like, especially at night, right,
Speaker 3: people don't even.
Speaker 5: Try not to.
Speaker 6: Oh no, it's just they'll just like people just get
Speaker 6: up and part.
Speaker 3: Of who's gonna blame me? There's hundreds of other people
Speaker 3: on here.
Speaker 6: Only place that people they're just You're just everyone's just
Speaker 6: parting the time.
Speaker 3: It's one giant fart chamber, and we look down on
Speaker 3: the kids because they're screaming. It's adults parting on each other.
Speaker 3: But we're mad at children just for making like, can't
Speaker 3: none of us want to be here? Just buckle up
Speaker 3: and start parting.
Speaker 1: Everybody complains about babies crying.
Speaker 7: Nobody ever complains about two businessmen who will talk business
Speaker 7: loudly to each.
Speaker 1: Other the whole time.
Speaker 7: It makes me want to murder those men because it's
Speaker 7: that thing of like, why would I lower my voice?
Speaker 1: I'm the CEO. It's like that shit, You're like, we're
Speaker 1: on Southwest fool.
Speaker 5: Well, well, what we're gonna have to do when we
Speaker 5: get down there.
Speaker 6: I want to I want to find out it was
Speaker 6: in charge of that branched down in Phoenix and it
Speaker 6: went him fired and when his kids pulled out of school.
Speaker 1: It's so true.
Speaker 7: It's like, Noah, It's like someone that would be talking
Speaker 7: about the color beige really loudly for four hours.
Speaker 5: I do a lot of conversation avoidance.
Speaker 3: Oh i'd do when someone says, what do you do
Speaker 3: for a living?
Speaker 5: But I know now not to say comedians, Yeah.
Speaker 3: I say it graphic. I'm a writer, graphic designer. That's
Speaker 3: what I do.
Speaker 5: You do? Wait, we all have three lives?
Speaker 7: Yeah, because my sister is one and I so I
Speaker 7: have her lives at the ready, like I can pull
Speaker 7: from her life.
Speaker 6: You see your grammar school teacher and you see your
Speaker 6: graphic designer.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I can talk about that. I do. I
Speaker 3: do have that as a side job, so I can pretend.
Speaker 1: But I'm not. You know, like that might sound bad.
Speaker 7: Into is somebody listening to this, But my thing is
Speaker 7: not like, oh, I don't want.
Speaker 1: To be asked questions or whatever.
Speaker 7: It's eventually people lay people whoops running all right, we'll
Speaker 7: ask you enough questions that they become disappointed in the
Speaker 7: answers you're giving them.
Speaker 5: So there's only so many. Have I seen you right that?
Speaker 1: No, you don't know, Well, what's your comedy about? I can't.
Speaker 3: I don't know nothing, and no one you know I'm
Speaker 3: before higher. I don't have a lot of solid ideas,
Speaker 3: and no one is above asking. I'm amazed every time
Speaker 3: at how many people are willing to say, tell me
Speaker 3: a joke. I can't believe that it's not just a guy.
Speaker 3: What's a mithing with a missing tooth? I said, missing
Speaker 3: like I was missing ath with a mising like a camouflage.
Speaker 5: He was huge.
Speaker 6: He was like he was at least if he was
Speaker 6: way too big to be on the airplane. He was
Speaker 6: like they.
Speaker 5: Put him in the front you know, the front seat
Speaker 5: is the only place he could fit.
Speaker 1: H literally seven foot two.
Speaker 5: He was seven feet at least.
Speaker 6: He was really really big. He had to bend over
Speaker 6: the entire time in the airplace ship, and.
Speaker 3: Well he was he was he to get good the
Speaker 3: only way I can.
Speaker 5: He was on one side of me, no excuse me.
Speaker 5: He was the mill and then there was me on
Speaker 5: one side of this businessman on the other side. And
Speaker 5: the guy wouldn't shut up.
Speaker 8: It's going like been an airplay a long time.
Speaker 5: He was bald, he was the big guy.
Speaker 6: He looked like he looked like one of the uh
Speaker 6: one of the three sons in Futurama of mom if
Speaker 6: you see Futurama, one of like idiot sons. Yes, So
Speaker 6: he was like a big cleatot type guy and he
Speaker 6: was just like been airplay.
Speaker 8: Oh well a couple of couple of years.
Speaker 1: Now what do you do?
Speaker 6: And I was like, I made a mistake. I was like,
Speaker 6: I'm a comedian and he had the story that went nowhere.
Speaker 6: He was like, he was like what wow, wow, And
Speaker 6: then he was like, you.
Speaker 3: Know what Aya one time? Aya?
Speaker 5: I had you know that? What what's the what's the
Speaker 5: Bill Gator or whatever? The David Spade movie was.
Speaker 8: Oh, Joe Dirt, Joe Dirt, Bill Care I want?
Speaker 5: We are arriving up next week?
Speaker 6: He goes, He goes, he goes, uh, you know Joe Dirt,
Speaker 6: And I'm like, I mean David Spade.
Speaker 8: He's like, that's the one and he didn't even know.
Speaker 6: And then he started yelling about how his mom once
Speaker 6: met David Spade's and that was a.
Speaker 3: Story that was oh wow.
Speaker 5: Then he goes, how about that? That's not all right?
Speaker 5: Sorry to share a non story, no story.
Speaker 3: No, that's It's phenomenal to me that there are people
Speaker 3: out there that I love the stories that don't go anywhere.
Speaker 3: They're my favorite.
Speaker 5: Where's the funk?
Speaker 1: Was he?
Speaker 3: Who needed him in a city not even a loved one. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he's just a strong man and a us train.
Speaker 7: I love the idea that Joe Dirt's the thing he
Speaker 7: remembers David Spade.
Speaker 5: And Joe Dirt.
Speaker 6: It's like and I'm I'm making fun of him for
Speaker 6: being stupid, but I'm the one that's like Bill, you
Speaker 6: don't even know.
Speaker 3: Joe Dirt and they just he was flying circus to circus.
Speaker 7: I like if Bill Gator was a movie where David
Speaker 7: Spade had half a lizard face like the little girl.
Speaker 1: On Cambo Throne.
Speaker 3: He had some some mishap in a factory with that
Speaker 3: grew lizards.
Speaker 1: Turned him into half a lizard.
Speaker 5: Wait, hold on, that's that's brudy.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, let's get it.
Speaker 3: We have I can't believe.
Speaker 5: This is.
Speaker 3: In the car.
Speaker 5: I'm here.
Speaker 13: He's a domie in his hair doing it right. We've
Speaker 13: got Karen Calgarif and Chris Fairbanks. Get up act, lay.
Speaker 1: Up, Brody? Where are you going?
Speaker 5: I walked to La How dare you La?
Speaker 3: Born? And bred?
Speaker 5: I do this?
Speaker 13: I walk from the valley, I changed shoes and wan Netka.
Speaker 3: Broady, try and guess what college I went to?
Speaker 5: Where are you from?
Speaker 3: Montana?
Speaker 5: Montana? Did you go to.
Speaker 13: Missoula State University?
Speaker 3: That's right?
Speaker 5: I did?
Speaker 13: Yes, I get information and I reproduce it randomly.
Speaker 1: Traveling to tonight, I'm.
Speaker 13: Traveling to Delta to inform them how awesome I am,
Speaker 13: and then I'm walking back to the valley.
Speaker 3: You don't even have a flight.
Speaker 13: I don't have a flight. How dare you? I don't
Speaker 13: need a flight? I book in this town.
Speaker 3: I actually I think if you want to get beyond
Speaker 3: this the terminal, you will need a ticket.
Speaker 1: Yeah, to tell them.
Speaker 13: I'm a member of the Star Alliance.
Speaker 3: That extra room where you can smoke and stuff. That's amazing,
Speaker 3: that's great, friend.
Speaker 13: From all your traveling that I'm a frequent traveler. They
Speaker 13: know me by name at the Marriotte on Century.
Speaker 3: Is it because you're wearing me just passed? Is is
Speaker 3: it because you're wearing a tea shirt with your name
Speaker 3: on it?
Speaker 5: Brodie? Yes, Steven, Brodie, Steven.
Speaker 13: Now, if you'll excuse me, you have to let me
Speaker 13: out before I get into the airport.
Speaker 5: And they say they don't. They need to see me.
Speaker 3: Yea, they thanks Brodie, think, oh god, he's so positive.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry he just sat in your laugh.
Speaker 1: I respect that he walks from the valley.
Speaker 3: I can't believe he knows so much about Missoula State University,
Speaker 3: where I went to college.
Speaker 1: He loves colleges.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, hold on a second. Can't be right.
Speaker 6: That radio legion Phil Hendry before.
Speaker 5: I'm like, he saw us.
Speaker 3: He's coming this kay here Phil, get in.
Speaker 5: Buddy, the Phil Hendry Phil Show. While we're talking.
Speaker 3: About you got god. I didn't even have time to
Speaker 3: open the door. He just slipped out the window. Well
Speaker 3: here we are approaching l A X. I mean, oh
Speaker 3: my god, is that who's Margaret?
Speaker 5: We're almost satrue.
Speaker 3: I never noticed that giant sign.
Speaker 5: That'd be cool.
Speaker 1: I like how these change colors.
Speaker 3: Yeah, is nice, like the seasons these That was the
Speaker 3: color of the balls.
Speaker 5: When you don't get late enough.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I hear that, buddy, I have to hear it.
Speaker 3: Let's high five, you know what, dude, start talking about
Speaker 3: how much sperm is in their nuts?
Speaker 5: You gotta start high five.
Speaker 3: But Nicholson, I believe that's Jack Nichols, Nicholson and Christian.
Speaker 8: Slater together and Arnold Palmer.
Speaker 5: Oh, get out of here.
Speaker 3: He got it everyone, Okay.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, Wait a minute, what's the first criminal.
Speaker 1: Tran Yeah, they're gonna have to change that name.
Speaker 5: Somebody's air transphob It's not.
Speaker 1: PC anymore like a CA do they think we're capable?
Speaker 3: I'll pick them up it, Kathleen turn up.
Speaker 1: She's a hero.
Speaker 5: I mean you take me around the whole shoe.
Speaker 1: Yes, of course, please.
Speaker 5: Do of course tell me what brings you to lost henchs.
Speaker 3: Wow. I just want to say right now, I loved
Speaker 3: you in Romancing the Stone.
Speaker 5: Everybody says that ship it was.
Speaker 10: I want to get in her fingers car Romantic Stone.
Speaker 3: Man, I'm okay, all right, you're a hero. Did you
Speaker 3: see her temples? Veins up? She was a monster?
Speaker 1: I love her?
Speaker 5: You love it?
Speaker 3: She wanted to kill me?
Speaker 5: Yeah, first of thought she was Captain Kirk she did.
Speaker 1: It was that blue shatnery.
Speaker 5: Stupe appearances together, back to back.
Speaker 3: Just wearing like matching outfits.
Speaker 7: Sitting on that weird couch that used to interview people
Speaker 7: on Remember that show where he had like the back
Speaker 7: to back shatter, Yes, do you remember those?
Speaker 3: James William Channon had a talk show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's had a couple.
Speaker 3: Wait a minute, are you just thinking of him on
Speaker 3: the Starship Enterprise? Start?
Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm making the really slowly and dramatically.
Speaker 3: Yeah, uh oh oh, what are we getting pulled over? No?
Speaker 5: I think it was just that's a taxi. You wants
Speaker 5: everyone to slow down.
Speaker 7: He was slashing his lights when we're on the fucking
Speaker 7: auto Bonn and we're going three miles an hour in Lax.
Speaker 3: That was amazing. It almost worked. I almost pulled over
Speaker 3: because of a taxi man.
Speaker 7: It's good that I gave you some breaks over there,
Speaker 7: steering wheel like the driver's ed car, so you too
Speaker 7: can pull over whenever you want.
Speaker 3: Oh my goodness. What and your airline once again, just
Speaker 3: to DeltaV Car.
Speaker 6: Delta love to fly and fuck you over, But it's
Speaker 6: only about two years that you can boycott us that.
Speaker 3: It was weird when that was their theme song. I wondered,
Speaker 3: how are they, Why are they doing this?
Speaker 5: Why?
Speaker 3: And then they quit using that. I thought it was
Speaker 3: a great song. It was brave to admit that that's
Speaker 3: what they You know, they fuck you over?
Speaker 5: Yeah? They uh like airlines will periodically like ruin my
Speaker 5: life and like I'll never fight you again.
Speaker 6: But I realized it only lasts about two years before
Speaker 6: some other airline takes their place.
Speaker 3: For a long time, you had so.
Speaker 6: I could only have room for one ship, one or
Speaker 6: two ship airlines at a time.
Speaker 1: Tight years you're cutting out all these travel choices.
Speaker 3: A long time. Yeah, you at beef with Turkish airlines
Speaker 3: for a while. Wasn't that correct?
Speaker 5: I would he didn't like.
Speaker 3: False advertising.
Speaker 1: I regret saying that.
Speaker 5: It's okay.
Speaker 15: I wish i'd never Well, it's better than admitting genicidal state,
Speaker 15: proud of the genocide, get rewarded for it internationally.
Speaker 3: But is Stanbul it's beautiful this time of year? You
Speaker 3: got it meant.
Speaker 5: That Athens.
Speaker 3: Just as good. I hope that you make people laugh
Speaker 3: in Atlanta, James. I hope that improv Just is.
Speaker 5: This the is this the sign off? I hope you
Speaker 5: enjoyed your right.
Speaker 1: And I hope you're happy with the things you've done.
Speaker 3: Am I'm happy. I'm proud of you.
Speaker 1: I'm so proud of you.
Speaker 3: James. Did he Yeah? Did did you feel like that?
Speaker 3: Because we were on that last comment standing around the
Speaker 3: same time and you went on and be kidding and
Speaker 3: to get to the limit. What happened with that? I
Speaker 3: can't even remember. Did you like win that show? I
Speaker 3: gotten that show?
Speaker 6: I got into the final round. It was the top ten,
Speaker 6: and then that was up until that point. It was
Speaker 6: the judges and a couple of producers going we like you.
Speaker 5: You move on and then top ten. That's where America
Speaker 5: got to vote on the phone.
Speaker 6: Share on the internet, and as soon as America got
Speaker 6: to weigh in, I was the first person that got
Speaker 6: rid of. As soon as the phone lines opened up
Speaker 6: to America, they were like, get this guy fuck.
Speaker 5: Out of here.
Speaker 1: I'm not voting for someone. I'm voting again.
Speaker 3: I just called the vote against Cannon. Do you you
Speaker 3: hadn't had you been doing stand up that much before that?
Speaker 5: It was kind of new to it.
Speaker 6: I started, Yeah, really, yeah, I was amazing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, of course that's all.
Speaker 5: That's how I stand up in them.
Speaker 3: To cater to a TV show that is a contest
Speaker 3: about stand.
Speaker 5: Up two years before that. That's back straight.
Speaker 3: No, that's amazing, though, I'm I'm, I'm it's highly commendable.
Speaker 7: I worked on that season and I cannot believe you
Speaker 7: were new to comedy then. Yeah, we had new material
Speaker 7: every time you did it.
Speaker 1: You know what's it's amazing.
Speaker 5: Hey, guys, the moral of the story is, I'm.
Speaker 3: Great, you are terrific.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we've learned anything these two clowns.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry that I let all these people sit next
Speaker 3: to you. Well, I shouldn't have let most of those
Speaker 3: lunatics in.
Speaker 5: Karen Chris really great. You got me here way earl.
Speaker 1: Oh is that good? Should we sit here for a job?
Speaker 5: Do you want to do? You want to drive back
Speaker 5: up to Hollywood? Drive back down? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Should we drive around one more time?
Speaker 5: This fell? Okay?
Speaker 1: Do you want to go back out into onto Airport Boulevard?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 5: I actually probably should go in so you can eat.
Speaker 3: Oh you're starving.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry if in your life. No, you're I'm signing off.
Speaker 3: Guys, goodbye, You're terrific.
Speaker 1: Have a great trip.
Speaker 3: Thanks a lot, buddy, enjoy your shows. I hope to
Speaker 3: see you again.
Speaker 14: Sorry.
Speaker 3: Last time I saw you, I was picking fight to
Speaker 3: the pool party.
Speaker 5: Hilarious. He was kicking stuff into the pool and it
Speaker 5: was like, oh.
Speaker 7: The wait, that's the Bridgetown shirt that I was telling
Speaker 7: you about that Angelo made.
Speaker 1: Look how great that is?
Speaker 3: Oh that's terrific.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 3: I love a bearded baby. Yeah, you never see him
Speaker 3: in real life. You have to resort to T shirts.
Speaker 5: Bye, good bye, friend, Thanks, thank you the best. It's
Speaker 5: the best guy.
Speaker 6: You better listen to this podcast so I keep getting
Speaker 6: a ride.
Speaker 3: Something special to our listeners. He's terrific. That was scary.
Speaker 3: That was almost like those actual people visited.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, actually very real.
Speaker 3: It was very real. That was amazing.
Speaker 1: One Alaska, it's just.
Speaker 5: From you.
Speaker 3: He was molested. That guy was molested.
Speaker 1: No is he coming back?
Speaker 3: He says it. I'm not. I'm not telling any tales
Speaker 3: out of school. You're just saying, ed is a sleepy
Speaker 3: time tea.
Speaker 8: Take care of the fact that I was molested.
Speaker 3: That's what he says.
Speaker 1: I've never heard him say.
Speaker 3: My Eddie peppatone sounds a little like Wallace Shawn.
Speaker 1: It's hard, you know. James makes it look easy, but
Speaker 1: it is not.
Speaker 3: That was what That was an enjoyable time.
Speaker 1: Now here's the thing I couldn't.
Speaker 7: I try to control my ridiculous laughter and I can't
Speaker 7: do it.
Speaker 1: James Domian, it makes it tickles me.
Speaker 3: And do you not hear me snorting like a character
Speaker 3: on the Muppets. I don't, I really don't. That's the best.
Speaker 7: Part, Like when you don't have to stay in the
Speaker 7: scene with.
Speaker 3: The character very loud.
Speaker 1: Okay, oh it was right below my face.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, I will go, But I.
Speaker 1: Still want to talk about scenes and characters. Characters character welcome.
Speaker 1: This is the kind of car. We're a TVs kind
Speaker 1: of car where characters are welcome to come in and
Speaker 1: then get it, and then they.
Speaker 3: Are welcome, and then they're welcome to get launched out
Speaker 3: whenever we see fit. That was picked a lot of
Speaker 3: people out of the car at a high rate of
Speaker 3: speed tonight.
Speaker 1: Maybe we only pick up impression this for now.
Speaker 3: I can't believe I talked about Gary Busey's kid's teeth.
Speaker 3: That was the worst idea I've ever had.
Speaker 1: He should in the back of the head.
Speaker 3: I mean he couldn't. There's head rest here that it
Speaker 3: was in the way.
Speaker 7: I know, what's the weirdest thing you've ever said to
Speaker 7: a celebrity in a celebrity panic?
Speaker 3: I think just when I jogged on the beach past
Speaker 3: James Broland Josh Brolin, sorry that the one from Goonies
Speaker 3: and a few other movies that are good sense, and
Speaker 3: I said, hey, how you been? Because I thought it
Speaker 3: was someone I knew, but he knew that's what. Wow,
Speaker 3: we're getting sandwiched in between two shuttle busses. Yeah, that
Speaker 3: was an exciting visual that you've all missed out on.
Speaker 5: It was just.
Speaker 3: Embarrassing because it clearly was me thinking I knew him,
Speaker 3: and him nodding in acknowledgment of like, you don't know me,
Speaker 3: but you think you do. But he looked different, and
Speaker 3: his head was shaved, and he's shorter than I thought.
Speaker 5: He was a little. He's a little.
Speaker 3: Yeah, everyone is. Yeah, there's anyone that gets a lot
Speaker 3: of acting markets. They're five or seven.
Speaker 1: They're very tiny.
Speaker 3: I don't know why that's the case.
Speaker 1: Five seven is generous. I think you're doing five to five.
Speaker 3: He was my he was my height, beefier though, giant hands.
Speaker 3: I did look at those hands. It was like he
Speaker 3: was holding two pancakes. Manly, Yeah, nothing more manly than
Speaker 3: a breakfast pastry.
Speaker 1: I have our lists. Screams from the corner. Oh is
Speaker 1: that really what we're gonna call it?
Speaker 3: Screams from the corner from the corner. It's our version
Speaker 3: of a shout out. It's just less in your face.
Speaker 7: I put I named some names, but we lots of
Speaker 7: the people who we shouted out to last week, Uh
Speaker 7: wrote to us said lovely things. We're so happy and surprised,
Speaker 7: which made us very happy. But we can't it's like
Speaker 7: that you don't send the thank you note for the
Speaker 7: thank you note. So I just put down new names
Speaker 7: of people who either said they heard it, liked it,
Speaker 7: or teed it start whatever.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah, there's just some new people that I figured we'll
Speaker 7: give them a.
Speaker 3: Le okay, okay, terrific. And this is in your handwriting,
Speaker 3: so it's hard for me. Not and I'm not That
Speaker 3: wasn't mentas that's like to you, I'm just bad at deciphering.
Speaker 1: Well, give me try and then i'll tell you. At Woodles, Woodles,
Speaker 1: oh wait, it was Woodles last.
Speaker 3: Week and this week at mister Cover at mister e
Speaker 3: to you, Yes, yes, yeah, at Stereo King or Stero,
Speaker 3: Steve o'king at Steve o' king let me see Steve
Speaker 3: oking Steve o'king, Yes, Steve o King, yep uh. And
Speaker 3: he said something specific where it's like it's like he's
Speaker 3: in the car with us, which.
Speaker 1: Is that's right.
Speaker 3: I think that's a sweet way of saying that the
Speaker 3: Yeah he likes it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I like it also, sorry, but I was just
Speaker 7: gonna say on that comment like that's part. I like
Speaker 7: that idea that people would feel like the fourth passenger.
Speaker 1: Right, Isn't that what we're kind of trying to do.
Speaker 7: Yeah, exactly, aside from the variety show we did tonight
Speaker 7: with all of our different.
Speaker 3: Care we want you to feel traumatized by a fake
Speaker 3: Gary Busey as much as we are at Zombie Babies.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: That's Oh, that's Gabe's new handle. He's He's always been
Speaker 3: great to me. Okay, and at nine plus nine knives nine,
Speaker 3: I get it. It's like the luff balloons.
Speaker 1: That's right. Games are the opposite of balloons.
Speaker 3: And of course John Vargus again helping us out. We
Speaker 3: are I think that's it for us. We're heading back
Speaker 3: to Lax just in case someone needs a pick up.
Speaker 7: Yeah, we're gonna We're gonna do pass by and see
Speaker 7: if Eddi Pepatona is still screaming. Oh, I was just
Speaker 7: gonna say, if you want to subscribe on iTunes and
Speaker 7: give us a review, all that stuff.
Speaker 1: It always helps.
Speaker 7: The more reviews you have, they give you things, or
Speaker 7: they make you.
Speaker 3: Popular, and you start earning money eventually, and then.
Speaker 1: You yourself goes up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a spring in your step, that's all we're asking.
Speaker 1: And then a natural spring in your backyard.
Speaker 3: Just for the price of feeding a child every day.
Speaker 3: You could listen to our podcast.
Speaker 1: Do you want to make more money at home? Sure,
Speaker 1: we all do.
Speaker 3: Do you have a broken TV and our VCR.
Speaker 1: TVVCR repair, gun repair, childcare?
Speaker 3: I have a Sally Struthers robot at home that needs repair.
Speaker 1: My god, she's on the corner.
Speaker 3: Oh it's Sally Struthers. Everyone let her in. I'm so shad.
Speaker 3: I haven't done any commercial in such a long time.
Speaker 8: Get out, get out of her flag, she's gone.
Speaker 3: Now look good, though she looked good.
Speaker 1: Just keep doing this for like two hours. Like it's
Speaker 1: not a.
Speaker 5: Good impression at all.
Speaker 3: Nothing's real, Nothing is real. I don't know which way
Speaker 3: is up.
Speaker 1: I have a little bit of the heady.
Speaker 7: I was at the birthday party for too long, and
Speaker 7: now I have a laughing headache kind of feeling.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, I feel that way too. I'm a little
Speaker 3: like I'm filled with energy but it's not usable. Yeah.
Speaker 3: And also I have a bit of a headache.
Speaker 5: Yes.
Speaker 1: Also I love Jesse Ventur. I love that impression of
Speaker 1: Jesse Venturer so much that the fact that he knew
Speaker 1: my was he the one that knew my name?
Speaker 5: Know?
Speaker 1: That was Gary Pucy?
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah he said, and Karen, what's your name? Yeah,
Speaker 3: James is a talented man.
Speaker 1: He's amazing, he's brilliant.
Speaker 3: That was a great guest and this was a fun episode.
Speaker 3: I'm glad we did it together, Karen.
Speaker 1: I'm me too. Let's let's say we'll do it again together.
Speaker 3: Hey, how about next time I drive?
Speaker 1: This sounds great next time on?
Speaker 5: Do you need it right? Did you fart at the end?
Speaker 3: Okay? I need it?
Speaker 1: Are you wanna way back home? Either way?
Speaker 2: We want to be there, doesn't matter how much baggage
Speaker 2: you claim, and give us time and a turn and
Speaker 2: al and gay. We want to send you off InStyle.
Speaker 2: We wanna welcome you back home. Tell us all about it?
Speaker 1: Re scared her? Was it fine? Malforn?
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need ride?
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need.
Speaker 3: A little bitter with Karen and cress
Speaker 1: H