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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, subject

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Speaker 1: I need my wife to reinstate my hall pass. Wow. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so yeah, these black people all right, can't can't be?

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Speaker 1: And I know good here, well, I know not to

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Speaker 1: bring it up right now though, Nephew in the building

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Speaker 1: with today's prank phone call, what you got for us?

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Speaker 1: Neff pecan tree that less it sounds? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: anybody country, let's go Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach

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Speaker 1: l C. Day. My name is Marcus. My mama named

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Speaker 1: Little Next Dough to you, mister, and missus my mom

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Speaker 1: and daddy Little next Dough to you. And I was

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Speaker 1: calling because y'all got a pecuntry in y'all back yard,

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Speaker 1: I mean right on the fence line and to keep

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Speaker 1: you know, pecan and stuff keep falling over into my

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Speaker 1: mam and them yard. So I tall to see if

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Speaker 1: y'all can do something, man, where y'all can pick up.

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Speaker 1: I mean, my mama and them got a little older.

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Speaker 1: You know, we've been picking them up for a long time.

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Speaker 1: But I need somebody to, like, maybe you can cut

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Speaker 1: the limbs back that's hanging over so that they won't

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Speaker 1: you know, the pecans won't be falling over into my

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Speaker 1: mom and them yard because you know, for them to

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Speaker 1: be bending over like they're picking up them pecan and

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Speaker 1: it's a lot of them. So, you know, mister, I

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Speaker 1: just wanted to haul at you and see if you

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Speaker 1: don't mind maybe cutting the limbs back, because even when

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Speaker 1: we turn the lamo on and stuff, man, it just

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Speaker 1: you know, the pecans and stuff be coming out of

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Speaker 1: the lamo just shooting all over the place. Well, first

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Speaker 1: of all, Mama con trill the old con tree and

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Speaker 1: all its fall well, and I can't see me cutting it. Well.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not saying ain'taining your yard, but I

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Speaker 1: mean you your mother, you can maintain your mother's yad. Sir.

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Speaker 1: I go by my mother's house, you know, every other

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Speaker 1: day and check on them, But I don't have time

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Speaker 1: to go on the back and pick up pecans and stuff.

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I mean, if you just

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Speaker 1: it don't seem no more than like maybe four or

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Speaker 1: five limbs that's hanging over there. But them four or

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Speaker 1: five limbs, I mean they they there's a lot of

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Speaker 1: pecans falling off of that so if you my pacon

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Speaker 1: tree to shady, I go back there. There's no kind

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Speaker 1: of nothing beck the okay whatever, sir, I'm not cutting

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Speaker 1: my tree for a little like that. Sir. Listen, what

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Speaker 1: I'm what I'm trying to get you to do is

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Speaker 1: I'm not I want you cutting your entire tree down.

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Speaker 1: I just want you to cut a few limbs, sir,

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Speaker 1: so you know those that way that those are the

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Speaker 1: ones that are hanging over. It won't be you know,

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Speaker 1: the pecans won't be falling over into my mom's nemn yard.

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Speaker 1: And and and you know, like I say, they're older now, man,

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Speaker 1: they can't be bending over like that. So you know,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm just coming to you as a man right

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Speaker 1: now and asking you when you please cut this down

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Speaker 1: to these pecans and quick falling over my mama them

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Speaker 1: yard almost and you all you can do is hard

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Speaker 1: someone someone I know your mother, don't cut your yard.

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Speaker 1: It's a guy that it's a guy that cuts the yard.

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Speaker 1: But even when he cut the yard, these pecans is

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Speaker 1: flying out from underneath the yard. The law more they

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Speaker 1: soon a lady, we're gonna be breaking windows over that.

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Speaker 1: What kind of lord person you have that don't pick

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Speaker 1: up before they cut. That's food. Why am I arguing

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Speaker 1: with you about picking up stuff and all of this.

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Speaker 1: I'm asking you to cut a funking little five limbs

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Speaker 1: so these dog gonna pecans ain't are falling over my mama. Yard.

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Speaker 1: You you want to cut, you're gonna make me come

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Speaker 1: over here and cut the hold. I would come cut

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Speaker 1: the whole damn tree down. You ain't put my tree.

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Speaker 1: I grew that tree from when I was a kid,

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Speaker 1: and that tree gonna stay in the y long I

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Speaker 1: stayed though. Sure, Look I didn't ask you like a

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Speaker 1: man to cut your little funking pecan tree down. Now,

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Speaker 1: I ain't fro the hat. I what you know what?

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Speaker 1: Guess what? You you? You you bad enough? You come

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Speaker 1: cut it. I've been look sir, tonight today, Rother, this evening.

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Speaker 1: It's either gonna be two things happening. Either you're gonna

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Speaker 1: cut the five limbs that I won't cut. I'm gonna cut,

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Speaker 1: cut the whole damn or con tree down. That's my tree.

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Speaker 1: In any game, nobody's gonna with my I'm here right now.

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Speaker 1: I'm you're not hearing them yard right now, come on,

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Speaker 1: it's you over that right now, right now, I will

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Speaker 1: bring my right whole back. You know what I'm you

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Speaker 1: get my numb in the way, got you? I got

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Speaker 1: it because it's the saved is one that dress left

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Speaker 1: in my mama's. You're gonna cut this damn tree down.

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Speaker 1: I'm waiting on them. But anyway, man, I ain't use

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Speaker 1: my creature studing in a long time. Any wait, I've

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Speaker 1: been waiting on them like you. You didn't lost your

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Speaker 1: damn mind. You live, y'all. Com I told you once

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Speaker 1: and I told you twice. I'm old you young, don't

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Speaker 1: do that. See that's what right there? You know what

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Speaker 1: you can do? Tell your mom to make up a

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Speaker 1: corn pie? What you say by my mama, tell her

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Speaker 1: to make a corn pope and come for me. Tell

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Speaker 1: my mama what make a corn pot with make up

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Speaker 1: pecorn pie? I don't want no pecorn proper. We don't

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Speaker 1: even eat pecan pie. We're so sick. And he's damn pecorn.

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Speaker 1: You got followed over in the backyard. You got to

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Speaker 1: do something about this. Man. Now, I'm trying to I'm

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Speaker 1: trying not to hurt you. Oh man, I really am

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Speaker 1: hurt me. Hurt me. Come on, hurt me credit for me.

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Speaker 1: I'm on my I'm on my way. Is your side side?

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Speaker 1: Is you outside? You know how? You know stay? You

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Speaker 1: know what. I'm here. I'm here, I'm I'm I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: be in your mama. Dude. You get out. You get

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Speaker 1: out my mama driveway right now, get out my mama

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Speaker 1: driveway putting me out. I'm god, you get your you

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Speaker 1: get your backing your drive when you get out my

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Speaker 1: mama john Way, get out you get out of my

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Speaker 1: mama john Way. Now for now tell you I'm here

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Speaker 1: waiting on you. You get out of my mama. Get

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Speaker 1: out of my mama. John wat go cook me some

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Speaker 1: me because I'm gonna sit here. I got one more

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Speaker 1: thing I need to say to you. With you little

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Speaker 1: you don't wanna say. I'm waiting at you at your

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Speaker 1: mama house. This is Nephew tim Me from the Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by your brother. Man.

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Speaker 1: I don't pay this man. I'm gonna put my man.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna. I'm gonna, but I don't play. I'm too else.

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Speaker 1: Do me a favor. First of all, get out till

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Speaker 1: people yard. Go back to your yard. And you gave

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Speaker 1: me half blood pressure. Ain't nobody mad about your country,

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Speaker 1: none of that. Ain't nobody fing to cut it down.

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Speaker 1: Ain't nobody tripping you right now, man, I'll be caring

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Speaker 1: my grandkid in school. Listen, y'all boy, y'all, y'all, y'all boy,

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Speaker 1: y'all man. I got one more question for you. Tell

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Speaker 1: me what is the baddest radio station in the land.

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Speaker 1: L C. Now you have a question. This is just

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Speaker 1: stupid at its best, That's all I'm trying to do. Ye.

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Speaker 1: April fifteenth is going down the Laughing Love Show. April fifteenth,

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Speaker 1: the Laughing Love Show that is in Bowling Green, Kentucky

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Speaker 1: at the Sky Pactickets on sale right now. That is

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Speaker 1: Nephew Tommy and like Jennings. That's laughing love. Also joining

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Speaker 1: us is Bubba Dub now laying in the cut, laying

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Speaker 1: in the cut, Oh my god, Me and lou Nell

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Speaker 1: together at the Kenswick Theater in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, April twenty night.

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Speaker 1: Tickets on sale right now. That's Depew, Tommy and lou Nell.

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Speaker 1: That's stupid and most stupid. I don't think I can

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Speaker 1: get no more hignet than that. Right there, I read

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Speaker 1: that's it. That's that's hit way up on the higg

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Speaker 1: and chain right there. That's way up there. Tommy and

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Speaker 1: lou Nell at the Kesswick, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, April the twenty ninth.

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Speaker 1: Tickets are own Seal Red Knife Phil It sound like

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Speaker 1: Phil It and me hit it back all right, thinking

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Speaker 1: ape coming up. Strawberry. Letter for today, subject I need

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Speaker 1: my wife to reinstate my whole pass. We'll get into

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Speaker 1: it right after this. You're listening to morning show