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Speaker 2: Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm Richer Wineger. Thank

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Speaker 2: I'm what's going on. I've had another classic Bridger Wineger mourning.

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Speaker 2: Everything has just been I was angry at someone this morning,

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Speaker 2: It's working for me. I'm it's charging me up. I'm

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Speaker 2: powering through my day, just getting madder and madder at

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Speaker 2: everyone I come in contact with. So that is kind

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Speaker 2: of what I'm doing before lunch. You know, I haven't

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Speaker 2: day of the week is it? Even it doesn't matter

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Speaker 2: to anyone. I've brought no new information to you as

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Speaker 2: a listener yet, and that's good. That's a positive thing

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Speaker 2: I have no I don't, I mean outside of Patreon. Well,

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Speaker 2: I I'm sure I've mentioned patri recently, but I should

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Speaker 2: mention it again. We're having the time of our lives

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Speaker 2: on Patreon, Patreon dot com slash I said, no gifts.

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Speaker 2: It's flourishing everyone over there. It's a little walled garden

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Speaker 2: Naomi k Peragan, We've had my mom, We've had Jimmy Smagoula.

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Speaker 2: All kinds of people come over come support the podcast.

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Speaker 2: just kind of no excuse. I don't want to hear

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Speaker 2: the podcast. Today's guest is absolutely delightful. It's Katherine McCafferty.

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Speaker 2: Catherine welcomed. I said, no gifts.

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Speaker 3: Hello, thank you so much for having me.

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Speaker 2: I'm so happy to have you here.

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Speaker 3: I'm a little servis that you're mad at me now

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Speaker 3: based on that intro, Okay, great, not yet, Okay, I

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Speaker 3: can't wait to dig myself out of a hole.

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Speaker 2: And it's going to be a deep hole. Yeah yeah, yeah, inescapable. Absolutely.

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Speaker 3: I start every interaction with every single human being. I'm like,

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Speaker 2: I'm ready to make mistakes. Just get on your nerves.

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Speaker 2: Yeah no, I can't imagine, but I can, so just

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Speaker 3: I love walking. I'm broken glass.

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Speaker 3: They actually, I think, make a point of driving ten

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Speaker 3: I mean, I'm a menace to society. When I am

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Speaker 2: So but so if you like with a if you

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Speaker 2: Which is a nightmare, but it's a delightful one.

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Speaker 3: I would I want to share it with the person

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Speaker 2: That's what a relationship is is two people sharing one

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Speaker 2: voice to text for me, if there are if there's

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't need you to do that for me.

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Speaker 2: But there's really nothing you can do.

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Speaker 3: No, you can't. You can't reason with a phone.

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Speaker 2: No, there's absolutely not for me. When I was able

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Speaker 2: Do you ever send a voice note?

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Speaker 3: Yes, I love a voice note. Although I was in

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Speaker 2: To podcasts right. It is just kind of like a

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's a podcast by your friend.

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Speaker 2: Yes, a very personal right there for you? What a

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Speaker 3: No, it can be. I think that it can be

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Speaker 3: me like seven minute long voice notes like and she'll

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you cannot put an urgent question or anything in

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Speaker 3: You, oh sure, name names, first and last addresses. Thank you.

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Speaker 2: But then there are other other friends from like what

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Speaker 2: a gift. I've gotten a little fun present from them.

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Speaker 2: I know this will be entertaining. They have a story

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Speaker 3: Absolutely. I love like gossip. Also in a voice note,

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Speaker 3: I will open up like sort of the voice note,

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Speaker 2: You're like a road trip.

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Speaker 2: The podcast is called I said, no gifts. Yes, I

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, Bolt.

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Speaker 2: No, we stop down. We have a whole crew come

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Speaker 2: a fun pattern. It's gonna make a good pair of

440
00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:54,560
Speaker 2: pants or shorts.

441
00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:56,399
Speaker 3: For a tiny, tiny person.

442
00:21:56,960 --> 00:21:58,639
Speaker 2: Oh, look at that looks like a cute little skirt.

443
00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:03,159
Speaker 2: Actually a little for my dolls there, dolls. Okay, I'm

444
00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:03,720
Speaker 2: reaching in.

445
00:22:04,119 --> 00:22:07,560
Speaker 3: It's a hodgepodge. And you might say, Catherine, did you

446
00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:08,640
Speaker 3: even think about these things?

447
00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:09,920
Speaker 2: Are there are several things in here?

448
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:10,440
Speaker 3: Yes? Okay?

449
00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:11,720
Speaker 2: Should I pull them out one at a time?

450
00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:19,159
Speaker 3: Yeah? Okay, okay, because I thought like that's dumb.

451
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:22,000
Speaker 2: No, I think this is good. This is a piece

452
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,640
Speaker 2: of your merchant's pretty gay on.

453
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:26,880
Speaker 3: It and you actually can't buy it because we stopped

454
00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:27,600
Speaker 3: making it, so.

455
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:32,479
Speaker 2: This is limited. Okay, I'll get on eBay now, Okay,

456
00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:35,960
Speaker 2: let's keep pulling out for a moment here. Yeah, women

457
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,280
Speaker 2: support women, Okay.

458
00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:42,639
Speaker 3: I have a lot of stickers and I'm constantly buying

459
00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:46,440
Speaker 3: little stickers because in my head they're good gifts like socks,

460
00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:47,879
Speaker 3: but they're actually not.

461
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:51,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would push back on that. I would say

462
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:55,000
Speaker 2: a sticker is maybe something like in the card of

463
00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:55,840
Speaker 2: another gift.

464
00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:58,879
Speaker 3: Absolutely yeah, But I said no, I said full gift.

465
00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:02,960
Speaker 3: And so a creator reached out to me with I

466
00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:05,920
Speaker 3: believe this person is getting a divorce or something. They

467
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:07,879
Speaker 3: really went into it, and I believe it and I

468
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:10,800
Speaker 3: love that. But they're trying to rebuild their business, and

469
00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:12,840
Speaker 3: they said, will you please buy stickers from me? And

470
00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:15,840
Speaker 3: I said, of course I will, And then I instantly

471
00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:16,879
Speaker 3: forgot that I did that.

472
00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:19,280
Speaker 2: How do they get in touch with you?

473
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:25,760
Speaker 3: And I got Instagram because this godless? They're all this.

474
00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:27,720
Speaker 2: This is a star that says women deserve better?

475
00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:31,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, okay, And I wanted you to know that.

476
00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:36,320
Speaker 2: Where does this sticker go better?

477
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:38,000
Speaker 4: The White House?

478
00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:41,320
Speaker 3: I said, I would be screaming on this podcast and

479
00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:46,120
Speaker 3: I delivered. Yeah, so mail that to whoever you think

480
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:46,640
Speaker 3: needs it.

481
00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:48,720
Speaker 2: I'm going to put this on the inside of a

482
00:23:49,359 --> 00:23:52,400
Speaker 2: men's bathroom stall. Yes, good reminder.

483
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:53,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love that.

484
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:56,360
Speaker 2: Hey guys, Yeah, women deserve better? Yeah.

485
00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:58,359
Speaker 3: An Ally, I'm an ally, and.

486
00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:00,760
Speaker 2: I'm going to set these Oh no, I'm not going

487
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:02,760
Speaker 2: to set them back. Okay, Oh there are more.

488
00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:05,119
Speaker 3: Okay, so and there's another.

489
00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:09,080
Speaker 2: Let's be very clear. So far, I've disagreed with every

490
00:24:09,119 --> 00:24:11,639
Speaker 2: single one of these stickers. This women are power.

491
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,719
Speaker 3: Yeah you said no, No they're not.

492
00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:14,840
Speaker 2: We're saying no to that.

493
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:17,600
Speaker 3: No they're not. If they were, we wouldn't share on

494
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:18,280
Speaker 3: them so much.

495
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:20,560
Speaker 2: Now this is a sticker. This is born and Raised.

496
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:24,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that is I am from Chicago. Yeah, that's

497
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:26,960
Speaker 3: the Chicago flag. That is Yeah. I wanted you to

498
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:27,879
Speaker 3: have a little piece of me.

499
00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:31,000
Speaker 2: Wait, so the Chicago flag says born and Raised on it?

500
00:24:31,119 --> 00:24:32,760
Speaker 3: No? No, no, just the stars?

501
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:35,000
Speaker 2: Oh, just the stars. So this is baffling.

502
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:40,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, where did you get this? I would say,

503
00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:43,240
Speaker 3: if I were being honest and aunt give it. Interesting,

504
00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:45,280
Speaker 3: that's actually a regift and.

505
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:46,640
Speaker 2: The stickers run in the family.

506
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:49,480
Speaker 3: Then I guess I guess maybe that's where I get it.

507
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:51,200
Speaker 2: Are you getting back to Chicago that often?

508
00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:52,879
Speaker 4: Not?

509
00:24:53,119 --> 00:24:56,040
Speaker 3: No, I mean probably every other Christmas?

510
00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:56,560
Speaker 2: Okay.

511
00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:59,320
Speaker 3: And then whenever I go, like I like to go

512
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:01,800
Speaker 3: to see the people who might die soon? Right, Oh?

513
00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:04,200
Speaker 2: Interesting, and you have to so they do that is

514
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:06,200
Speaker 2: it like a warning sign to people who you're visiting

515
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:08,040
Speaker 2: in Chicago. They're like five.

516
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:12,760
Speaker 3: Times thow it is now, honey. But I have a

517
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:16,520
Speaker 3: lot of family that is still in Chicago, including my mom,

518
00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:18,280
Speaker 3: and I like her a lot.

519
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:21,040
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, it's a decent reason to visit a city.

520
00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:21,880
Speaker 2: Liking your mom.

521
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:24,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, I always schedule a show when I'm there, so

522
00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:27,600
Speaker 3: she is always like, you couldn't just visit, and I'm like, no,

523
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:33,720
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I also have to make money. I'm an entrepreneur.

524
00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:36,119
Speaker 2: That would be a waste of time to just visit

525
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:40,080
Speaker 2: with a I don't think so. I did a live

526
00:25:40,119 --> 00:25:41,679
Speaker 2: show there last year and had a wonderful time, but

527
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:42,879
Speaker 2: I kind of let myself down.

528
00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:45,919
Speaker 3: You did a live show at the same time I

529
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:47,800
Speaker 3: was doing a live show in Chicago.

530
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:49,359
Speaker 2: In Chicago, we were.

531
00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:53,919
Speaker 3: Dueling, Yes, we were dueling. No, your guest also has

532
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:54,400
Speaker 3: red hair.

533
00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:55,760
Speaker 2: Oh brendan'scanel.

534
00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:56,240
Speaker 3: Yes.

535
00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:57,480
Speaker 2: Yes, I love.

536
00:25:57,359 --> 00:25:59,959
Speaker 3: Brendon exact the live show you were talking about, Yes,

537
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:03,480
Speaker 3: because we did a show at the Lincoln Lodge and

538
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:07,040
Speaker 3: he hit me up to do stand up on that show.

539
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:09,480
Speaker 2: And did he Yeah, he did, and he was to night.

540
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:13,120
Speaker 3: I think he was going to yours or coming he

541
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:15,320
Speaker 3: was going to yours after because he came to mine.

542
00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:18,440
Speaker 2: He had ninety or something, yes, and he had been

543
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:22,080
Speaker 2: to dinner and he brought me as the gift his leftovers.

544
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:22,680
Speaker 3: Amazing.

545
00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:25,440
Speaker 2: The chicken was already dry.

546
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:26,200
Speaker 3: Where was it from?

547
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:30,040
Speaker 2: Like a famous Greek place? I can't remember. I let

548
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:32,280
Speaker 2: myself down in Chicago because I only went to essentially

549
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:36,359
Speaker 2: one restaurant the entire because I just didn't want to

550
00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:38,359
Speaker 2: stray from the area that I was staying.

551
00:26:38,359 --> 00:26:39,159
Speaker 3: Where were you staying?

552
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:43,360
Speaker 2: Great question, it's kind of cool, and there's a good

553
00:26:43,359 --> 00:26:46,000
Speaker 2: bakery and Lincoln Park.

554
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:48,520
Speaker 3: There's a lot of like cool.

555
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:51,960
Speaker 2: I would remember Lincoln Park. I wish I could remember anything.

556
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,720
Speaker 2: I just went to that, the Hamburger place, a bunch

557
00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:58,159
Speaker 2: oh cheval or small chival.

558
00:26:58,280 --> 00:27:00,000
Speaker 3: You would think that I would know all the famous places.

559
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:01,160
Speaker 2: You've been gone for a while.

560
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:03,640
Speaker 3: I've been gone for a while. And also I'm allergic

561
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:07,120
Speaker 3: to everything fun, so I don't know good food none

562
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:10,600
Speaker 3: at all. No, I can't have like gluten because I'm siliac.

563
00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:13,359
Speaker 3: You can a dairy. I choose not to eat red

564
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:18,240
Speaker 3: meat because I'm annoying. And then like I can't have

565
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:20,840
Speaker 3: like a smattering of other things like beans or peanuts.

566
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:24,679
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Yeah, but I feel like my sister Celiac,

567
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:28,359
Speaker 2: and there's a world of enjoying food within Celiac especially.

568
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:30,640
Speaker 2: I feel like with a lot of like Asian food, Yes,

569
00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:35,280
Speaker 2: like Mexican food, you can get. I can get decent

570
00:27:35,359 --> 00:27:36,800
Speaker 2: Celiac friendly stuff.

571
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:40,199
Speaker 3: Yes, it's like the beans and the cheese really get me.

572
00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:43,200
Speaker 3: Oh okay, But you can get a great taco or cud.

573
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:47,320
Speaker 2: Che yes, absolutely absolutely. And then you have Indian food,

574
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:49,440
Speaker 2: Thai food. I feel like there's all kinds.

575
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:52,400
Speaker 3: Of options there are. If you're willing to be annoying

576
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:53,440
Speaker 3: and ask a bunch.

577
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:55,960
Speaker 2: Of questions, you kind of have to commit to being annoyed.

578
00:27:56,119 --> 00:27:58,119
Speaker 3: You do, yeah, and that's you.

579
00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:00,640
Speaker 2: That's a power you have over other people. Oh, thank

580
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:04,439
Speaker 2: you for being irritating. Okay, I think you should take that.

581
00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:08,359
Speaker 3: I'll take that. Yeah, I'll take that as a compliment. Absolutely.

582
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:11,680
Speaker 2: If you can be irritating in particular situations, no one

583
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:12,920
Speaker 2: can do anything against it.

584
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:15,520
Speaker 3: No, because I guess to be like, it's an allergy.

585
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:18,320
Speaker 2: Yes, exactly. You need to own that.

586
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:20,960
Speaker 3: It's an allergy. And I did insist on coming to

587
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:24,800
Speaker 3: this burger place, psycho.

588
00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:26,239
Speaker 2: Okay, let's keep going there.

589
00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:29,480
Speaker 3: One more thing there is, let's see. Okay, so that

590
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:31,520
Speaker 3: is something that I made on a date.

591
00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:34,439
Speaker 2: Whoa, it's like a miniature sushi plate.

592
00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:39,560
Speaker 3: Yes. So I went over to this girl's house and

593
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:42,880
Speaker 3: she had crafts set up for us to do, and

594
00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:46,480
Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, I'm all in on this, and

595
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:49,200
Speaker 3: I just didn't I don't know like how to use that.

596
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:51,880
Speaker 3: Like I did try to incorporate it into like a

597
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:54,120
Speaker 3: hairstyle once I made a couple of those.

598
00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:56,880
Speaker 2: Okay, but oh so is it like a hair clip?

599
00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:59,120
Speaker 3: No, I wouldn't use it as that, Okay, but I

600
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:02,680
Speaker 3: think it's just like a little clip because it opens,

601
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:06,520
Speaker 3: which is which is kind of like kishe k.

602
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:12,960
Speaker 2: Kitch kitchen just so ciche. This is very keiche.

603
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:15,400
Speaker 3: So I don't know. I threw that in there just

604
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:17,320
Speaker 3: as a wild card because I was like, what if

605
00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:20,800
Speaker 3: he hates stickers, you know, he hates gifts, what if

606
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:22,680
Speaker 3: he hates stickers? And this is something I made with

607
00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:23,640
Speaker 3: my bare hand.

608
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:26,680
Speaker 2: I'm trying to figure out how you made this?

609
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:31,160
Speaker 3: Like, okay, so what actually it is is she had

610
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:34,560
Speaker 3: all these little things that like you get in like

611
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:37,400
Speaker 3: a mystery pack and you don't know what's inside, and

612
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:42,320
Speaker 3: it's those like little little guys. So the little sushi guy, right,

613
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:45,040
Speaker 3: there's also like a little taco and like all little

614
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:49,360
Speaker 3: foods and then you just glue it onto. Oh yeah,

615
00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:54,360
Speaker 3: really simple. It's just hot. It's just hot glue. So

616
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:57,840
Speaker 3: I didn't like paint, but no, I'm not like making

617
00:29:57,880 --> 00:29:59,600
Speaker 3: the little plastic sushi.

618
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:01,680
Speaker 2: No, I was imagining was a very different thing.

619
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:04,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, And so we just made like a bunch of those.

620
00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:05,920
Speaker 2: It's still fun.

621
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:07,600
Speaker 3: It was a really fun date.

622
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:10,200
Speaker 2: I'm not entirely sure, like what because it's like on

623
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:13,880
Speaker 2: a nice little sushi plate and it's like sushimi on rice.

624
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:17,200
Speaker 2: Is that that's what this is? Is course, but then

625
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:20,320
Speaker 2: it's in like a weird warming or like uh like

626
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:23,520
Speaker 2: there's a clear bubble that goes over it, so it's

627
00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:24,400
Speaker 2: like a serving dish.

628
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:28,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's likeda and I can't really like place

629
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:31,200
Speaker 3: this in the real world outside of miniatures.

630
00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:37,520
Speaker 2: I guess maybe like on a whole hotel room floor. Yes, okay, to.

631
00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:40,600
Speaker 3: Have a fancy sushi restaurant once where they like put

632
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:45,959
Speaker 3: like smoke inside and then they and then they opened it.

633
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:49,440
Speaker 2: Right so maybe it's that very experimental food or something

634
00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:51,400
Speaker 2: and then it can clip onto something.

635
00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:56,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're welcome. Hey, you're welcome. It was made with love.

636
00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:59,760
Speaker 3: And can you imagine flirting and like trying to like

637
00:30:59,880 --> 00:31:02,440
Speaker 3: not get hot glue on your fingers and just being

638
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:04,920
Speaker 3: like no, okay, so yeah, where are you from?

639
00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:07,959
Speaker 2: You know, how are you doing? Hot Glue's dangerous? Are

640
00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:09,160
Speaker 2: you burning your fingers there?

641
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:09,680
Speaker 3: Yeah?

642
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:12,560
Speaker 2: Not No, I need a hot glue gun.

643
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:15,720
Speaker 3: Yes, everyone should have one. You can do anything with

644
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:16,280
Speaker 3: hot glow.

645
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:17,560
Speaker 2: You could protect your home.

646
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:21,600
Speaker 3: Absolutely, yeah, sort of. You you do need to like

647
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:25,560
Speaker 3: refill and that that takes a minute.

648
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:27,880
Speaker 2: But I feel like there is like you run into

649
00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:29,360
Speaker 2: a lot of things where you could use hot glue

650
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:31,520
Speaker 2: in your house, yes, and then when you don't have

651
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:34,360
Speaker 2: it around, what a bummer? What a bummer?

652
00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:35,960
Speaker 3: Yeah? Like how do you fix things?

653
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:36,600
Speaker 1: Right?

654
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:39,840
Speaker 3: It's a toilet handle fell off my glue and.

655
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:42,120
Speaker 2: I love a hot glue stick. Yes, where do you

656
00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:43,600
Speaker 2: get those Michaels? Yeah?

657
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:45,360
Speaker 3: I think just at any crafting store.

658
00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:47,280
Speaker 2: When was the last time you were in a Michael's.

659
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:51,040
Speaker 3: Hmmm, that's an excellent question. It was definitely this year.

660
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:57,200
Speaker 3: I like crafts, like getting little things, especially for like

661
00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:01,680
Speaker 3: the show. U oh sure, yeah, so we'll like yeah,

662
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:05,239
Speaker 3: I don't know, Yeah, I've probably been this year. I

663
00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:08,880
Speaker 3: also like typically around Halloween, I'm in a Michael just

664
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:09,960
Speaker 3: wandering right.

665
00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:15,040
Speaker 2: I would say Michael's needs to get it together.

666
00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:20,520
Speaker 3: Oh yeah. It's like insane that it still exists, because

667
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:23,440
Speaker 3: you walk in, you go, why is the yard everywhere?

668
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:26,840
Speaker 3: Like nothing makes sense? The aisles are it's like, yeah,

669
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:29,040
Speaker 3: we have jewelry and ale on one, and then we

670
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:32,600
Speaker 3: also have jewelry and nine and ten and the bottom

671
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:36,360
Speaker 3: shelf of twenty nine and you're like the dumpster huh.

672
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:38,880
Speaker 3: And yeah there are like little like carts, like these

673
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:40,800
Speaker 3: metal carts that just have like a bunch of shit

674
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:42,400
Speaker 3: in them, and you're like, what do you.

675
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:44,400
Speaker 2: Mean deciding what goes in the metal carts?

676
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:47,080
Speaker 3: I think it's an employee who doesn't get paid enough,

677
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:50,520
Speaker 3: who is done with their shift and said I needed

678
00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:55,320
Speaker 3: to put all of these away. No, no, there's something now, Yeah,

679
00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:56,080
Speaker 3: they're in something.

680
00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:58,720
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know when the turn was, because I

681
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:00,320
Speaker 2: feel like there was a period in the last ten

682
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:02,080
Speaker 2: years or so when I could go in Michaels and

683
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:06,160
Speaker 2: things were on the shelves really. Now, I'm like, I'm

684
00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:07,480
Speaker 2: wading through things.

685
00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:12,560
Speaker 3: Yes, I just felt like Michael's maybe was always like this,

686
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:16,360
Speaker 3: but I was younger. Oh interesting, right, you were more

687
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:17,600
Speaker 3: patience and didn't know how.

688
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:19,600
Speaker 2: Stuff worked, had more hope for the world.

689
00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:22,600
Speaker 3: Ye walked in and was like ooh, scavenger hunt. You know.

690
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:26,560
Speaker 2: Well if they took that's what the that's the marketing

691
00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:29,080
Speaker 2: angle they should take. See if you can find it.

692
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:32,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, and if you find everything on your list, you

693
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:33,280
Speaker 3: get like a little.

694
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:35,080
Speaker 2: Prize, you get to buy it.

695
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:40,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, then you get to buy it. Yeah. Okay, so

696
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:44,040
Speaker 3: then this, okay, that's okay. This is what I would

697
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:47,720
Speaker 3: like to call on an excellent Oh my god, it's

698
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:50,240
Speaker 3: the only useful sticker.

699
00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:54,200
Speaker 2: Okay, well, okay, disagree. I'm going to put all of

700
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:55,240
Speaker 2: these on my bumper.

701
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:55,960
Speaker 3: Yeah.

702
00:33:56,520 --> 00:34:01,400
Speaker 2: Those are just let somebody know that I'm falling apart emotionally. Okay,

703
00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:06,240
Speaker 2: let's see pulling this out. Oh, this is such a

704
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:09,440
Speaker 2: useful gift. And it's not just like you found these

705
00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:11,960
Speaker 2: in the junk drawer. This is a whole thing.

706
00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:14,200
Speaker 3: None of these have been used yet today, none of

707
00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:16,000
Speaker 3: them have been used. That would be insane to give

708
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:16,239
Speaker 3: you you.

709
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:19,680
Speaker 2: We should take a look back at our past guests.

710
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:23,920
Speaker 3: But if you look closely, there was one used stamp

711
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,719
Speaker 3: and I filled it in with something.

712
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:31,880
Speaker 2: With the Santa. So the rest of the stamps are

713
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:36,480
Speaker 2: beautiful hummingbirds and then and it's the Garden Delights collection

714
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:40,279
Speaker 2: and then Santa, which is kind of will I'll have

715
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:43,120
Speaker 2: to use a hot glue gun to put it on you.

716
00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:45,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, which I didn't take it off of an envelope though,

717
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:48,480
Speaker 3: I just took it off of another sheet, so it

718
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:51,600
Speaker 3: hasn't been used. You can still use Santa run a letter.

719
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:54,160
Speaker 2: Because they the way, they make sure they put a

720
00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:56,040
Speaker 2: stamp over it so you could tell this is still

721
00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:58,720
Speaker 2: a usable I'll save that for the holidays.

722
00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:02,800
Speaker 3: Or I mean, I don't know, branch Oh, yes exactly.

723
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:05,080
Speaker 2: You're gonna have Christmas every day you could.

724
00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:08,799
Speaker 3: And I want to explain why these gifts feel like

725
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:14,279
Speaker 3: this because I had a plan to get you like

726
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:19,040
Speaker 3: a really fun, weird thing, which was a cameo.

727
00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:20,880
Speaker 2: Oh.

728
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:23,160
Speaker 3: I thought, okay, that'll be fun, and then I looked

729
00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:25,839
Speaker 3: at cameo and I was like, the people that I

730
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:29,319
Speaker 3: like on cameo way too expensive. Haven't even met this man?

731
00:35:30,719 --> 00:35:35,440
Speaker 3: Not dropping two hundred bucks but then I was like, Okay,

732
00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:39,480
Speaker 3: it might also be fun to get him the cheapest

733
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:46,120
Speaker 3: cameo oh from a dog. Okay, but the turnaround time

734
00:35:46,239 --> 00:35:48,719
Speaker 3: and I had this place, I said, Catherine, it's on

735
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:50,319
Speaker 3: the to do list. It's on the to do list,

736
00:35:50,719 --> 00:35:55,200
Speaker 3: and I did it last night, so it didn't I

737
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:58,160
Speaker 3: don't think it delivered, but you will be getting that.

738
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:01,640
Speaker 3: But can I read to the one of the most

739
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:03,640
Speaker 3: psychotic prompts that it gave me?

740
00:36:03,719 --> 00:36:07,120
Speaker 2: Please? Okay, who's running the dog's cameo account?

741
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:08,480
Speaker 3: I would imagine the owner?

742
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:10,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, or is it like one of these things where

743
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:14,359
Speaker 2: the dog calls nine to one to one. It's like, yeah,

744
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:16,640
Speaker 2: the dog has created a cameo for itself.

745
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:18,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just really really smart.

746
00:36:18,239 --> 00:36:20,960
Speaker 2: So they're giving you prompts to give to the dog.

747
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:23,640
Speaker 3: So how can Okay, let me see if I can

748
00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:26,280
Speaker 3: pull up my cameo because I did have to also

749
00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:27,760
Speaker 3: like make an account.

750
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:32,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never ordered a cameo. I I guess I

751
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:35,560
Speaker 2: should get into them so support some people who are

752
00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:36,600
Speaker 2: falling apart.

753
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:40,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, cameo has slid into my DMS no less than

754
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:43,480
Speaker 3: five thousand times to be like you should be on

755
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:45,840
Speaker 3: cameo and I'm like, I really shouldn't.

756
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,000
Speaker 2: I'm not there yet. Leave me alone.

757
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:50,480
Speaker 3: I really can't be doing that. I don't have a

758
00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:52,719
Speaker 3: ton of service. But I did take a screenshot of

759
00:36:52,719 --> 00:36:56,640
Speaker 3: what I wanted to share, so instead I will do that. Okay, great, Okay,

760
00:36:57,440 --> 00:37:02,080
Speaker 3: So you can and who it's for, and then you

761
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:04,239
Speaker 3: write in why you're getting the cameo so it can

762
00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:08,799
Speaker 3: be like birthday, anniversary, cute little note, and then one

763
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:12,560
Speaker 3: of the things is pep talk. I said, obviously, that's

764
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:17,000
Speaker 3: what I'm gonna choose, and then this is for it

765
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:20,320
Speaker 3: was going to be a Wiener dog to deliver this cameo.

766
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:24,040
Speaker 3: Now I looked at the I looked at the examples

767
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:26,319
Speaker 3: of the cameos that this Wiener dog has done, and

768
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:28,400
Speaker 3: it's a lot of like a Wiener dog on a

769
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:33,640
Speaker 3: bed sort of walking across a note, which is really great.

770
00:37:34,239 --> 00:37:36,160
Speaker 2: Like the owner has like scribbled out the message on

771
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:36,440
Speaker 2: a note.

772
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:40,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, but imagine this is this cost me three dollars,

773
00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:44,680
Speaker 3: So like that's correct, okay, and it's not a famous dog,

774
00:37:44,719 --> 00:37:51,799
Speaker 3: not yet, okay, So then you can go in and

775
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:55,160
Speaker 3: give instructions to the dog on like what this person

776
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:57,800
Speaker 3: needs a pep talk okay, but it gives you a

777
00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:00,560
Speaker 3: little prompt and it says, like an exam ample might

778
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:03,799
Speaker 3: be my stepdad is feeling instacure about being a good

779
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:07,120
Speaker 3: role model. Remind him how lucky we are to have

780
00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:08,240
Speaker 3: him in our lives.

781
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:11,200
Speaker 2: What's going on in that?

782
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:16,600
Speaker 3: Devastating to like be going through something and then get

783
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:21,040
Speaker 3: a cameo from a wiener dog being like, you're a

784
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:23,120
Speaker 3: good role model, stepdad?

785
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:25,200
Speaker 2: Stepdad's ready to leave.

786
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:28,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like absolutely not. I'm feeling myself today.

787
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:32,480
Speaker 2: Do you know what's happening? I know it is so dark.

788
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:33,080
Speaker 3: I know.

789
00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:35,799
Speaker 2: Why couldn't the propt just be like we're having a

790
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:36,400
Speaker 2: big game.

791
00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:39,560
Speaker 3: Yes, we're having a big game and I want him

792
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:40,600
Speaker 3: to do a great job.

793
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:43,280
Speaker 2: Why did it have to be a family falling apart?

794
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:46,799
Speaker 3: It always is, It's always a family falling apart. So

795
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:48,200
Speaker 3: I will send that to you.

796
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:51,239
Speaker 2: Okay, please, I'm so excited about that. What else can

797
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:53,560
Speaker 2: you could you do? Like a court summons with a cameo?

798
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:56,160
Speaker 2: I bet you no, that probably has to be in person.

799
00:38:56,440 --> 00:39:02,080
Speaker 3: Oh right, yeah, you have to be like, right, somebody

800
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:04,280
Speaker 3: served their wife like in a very public way.

801
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:12,160
Speaker 2: Oh yes, actor this happened, Ah, yes, Jason Jis while

802
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:15,840
Speaker 2: she was on stage being an award or something.

803
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:16,959
Speaker 3: It was a shit move.

804
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:18,640
Speaker 2: That was really a wile.

805
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:21,319
Speaker 3: It was you got to be like, you have to

806
00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:23,759
Speaker 3: get over the fact that she cheated on you with

807
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:25,200
Speaker 3: whatever Harry styles.

808
00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:26,280
Speaker 2: Is that what happened.

809
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:28,759
Speaker 3: No, I'm starting that rumor today right now.

810
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:31,600
Speaker 2: This is so weird. I was just thinking about that

811
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:33,200
Speaker 2: weird movie oh that.

812
00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:37,279
Speaker 3: They did together. They were together at some point, but

813
00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:39,480
Speaker 3: I don't think there was any kind of cheating scandal.

814
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:41,800
Speaker 2: Okay, but there's the movie where they're all in the desert,

815
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:43,640
Speaker 2: but then they're in the matrix or something.

816
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:46,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it. That's it. But then there's Housewives.

817
00:39:47,239 --> 00:39:49,640
Speaker 2: Yes, there's that kind of a like a mid century

818
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:53,120
Speaker 2: housewives feel, but they are also in the matrix.

819
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:56,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, but they're like dolls being like fed at home

820
00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:57,160
Speaker 3: or something. I don't know.

821
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:03,240
Speaker 2: It I watched it.

822
00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:05,879
Speaker 3: I did. I saw it on my television.

823
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:08,840
Speaker 2: I guess I need to see it. This actually sounds

824
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:09,560
Speaker 2: wonderful to me.

825
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:13,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it was interesting. But again, if this

826
00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:21,080
Speaker 3: is how I'm describing it. However, Olivia Wild, if you

827
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:23,920
Speaker 3: want to work with me, I think your ex husband

828
00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:24,759
Speaker 3: did a shitty thing.

829
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:29,799
Speaker 2: But Jason ted Lasso reached out.

830
00:40:31,719 --> 00:40:33,160
Speaker 3: Sometimes people cheat.

831
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:35,759
Speaker 2: Relationships are complicated.

832
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:38,080
Speaker 3: Oblgated their nightmare. We said it earlier.

833
00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:41,520
Speaker 2: Our spouses are going on stage, they're receiving awards, they're

834
00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:43,120
Speaker 2: directing Harry Styles.

835
00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:45,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you can't say no to Harry.

836
00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:47,240
Speaker 2: No, no one can say no to Harry.

837
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:51,279
Speaker 3: I would. I have a Harry Styles story which you

838
00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:53,839
Speaker 3: may or may not need to edit this out just

839
00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:56,760
Speaker 3: because you might be like you're being mean and stupid.

840
00:40:57,480 --> 00:40:58,160
Speaker 2: I support that.

841
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:02,799
Speaker 3: So I I got to go to SNL because I

842
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:05,320
Speaker 3: was dating somebody who was a director who like knew

843
00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:09,000
Speaker 3: somebody whatever, it didn't matter. We went to and they

844
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:13,120
Speaker 3: were like shadowing this director, and so we went to

845
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:18,359
Speaker 3: the taping and Harry Styles, I think was the musical guest.

846
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:22,480
Speaker 3: But I am so out of it, like I didn't

847
00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:26,000
Speaker 3: what part of what one direction was he one direction? Okay,

848
00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:28,879
Speaker 3: so I think it was Harry by himself, or maybe

849
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:31,279
Speaker 3: it was one direction. I don't know. This is a

850
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:36,200
Speaker 3: long time ago, but they were singing that watermelon song

851
00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:38,640
Speaker 3: where it's just like they just say like watermelon over

852
00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:42,680
Speaker 3: and over and over again, watermelon, watermelon, water melon, watermelon.

853
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:46,160
Speaker 3: I got the giggles because I was like, there's no

854
00:41:46,239 --> 00:41:49,719
Speaker 3: way this is a real song. This is so stupid,

855
00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:56,360
Speaker 3: and so I'm losing my mind laughing. My partner horrified,

856
00:41:57,280 --> 00:41:59,880
Speaker 3: is like kicking me, being like you're being so inappropriate.

857
00:41:59,880 --> 00:42:03,040
Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, we're at a comedy show. So just because,

858
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:06,920
Speaker 3: just because the musical guest was where I laughed the most.

859
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:11,800
Speaker 2: Sign But it was like watermelon, watermelon, watermelon.

860
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:14,480
Speaker 3: Watermelon, watermelon. I think I don't know. I think it's

861
00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:16,400
Speaker 3: it's watermelon sugar.

862
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:19,680
Speaker 2: Oh okay, yes, this is starting to seem like something

863
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:20,000
Speaker 2: I've heard.

864
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:22,600
Speaker 3: It is popular, but I never heard it before. And

865
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:25,000
Speaker 3: then obviously after that I had heard it like on

866
00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:25,759
Speaker 3: the radio.

867
00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:26,640
Speaker 2: And I was favorite song.

868
00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:31,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, and now it was my wedding song. I danced

869
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:35,759
Speaker 3: down the aisle to it watermelon modelmeon, but I was like,

870
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:39,360
Speaker 3: this is stupid, right, come on. There were like no lyrics,

871
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:40,360
Speaker 3: It's just watermelon.

872
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:41,360
Speaker 2: Women deserve better.

873
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:47,000
Speaker 3: Hey, the sticker said it first born and raised women

874
00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:47,760
Speaker 3: deserve better.

875
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:52,799
Speaker 2: Watermelon, watermelon, watermelon, watermelon. So did he confront you? Were

876
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:54,520
Speaker 2: you confronted by Harry after the show?

877
00:42:54,640 --> 00:43:00,759
Speaker 3: No? Unfortunately, not famous enough. Yeah, it doesn't care at all,

878
00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:02,480
Speaker 3: but send this to him.

879
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:05,280
Speaker 2: Clip this Harry Styles reach out, Yeah.

880
00:43:05,239 --> 00:43:07,680
Speaker 3: Reach out. I have beef with a few music music

881
00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:11,480
Speaker 3: else Okay ed Cheran, Okay, correct, I think that Ed

882
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:12,960
Speaker 3: Cheron should pay me money.

883
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:14,040
Speaker 2: Why should he pay you money?

884
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:16,040
Speaker 3: Okay, it's crazy that he's still.

885
00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:18,879
Speaker 2: Relevant number one still ever, but.

886
00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:21,719
Speaker 3: Also like congrats, you know, you know how to do

887
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:25,279
Speaker 3: your career. He got on I guess he got on

888
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:26,200
Speaker 3: Game of Thrones.

889
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:29,919
Speaker 2: You Oh, he was kind of probably maybe a low

890
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:33,480
Speaker 2: point in his career to be on Game the show,

891
00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:36,440
Speaker 2: wouldn't you say? Oh sure, I certainly were watching that

892
00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:39,560
Speaker 2: guy sing And what was he singing? I'm pretty sure

893
00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:40,120
Speaker 2: he's saying.

894
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:43,600
Speaker 3: I don't know, Yeah he was singing. Oh he was singing.

895
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:45,040
Speaker 3: Was he like a main character?

896
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:49,080
Speaker 2: No, he was just like somebody around a fire or something.

897
00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:55,800
Speaker 3: I think, Oh, whatever, So he he owes me money

898
00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:59,200
Speaker 3: because my father passed away. Not the point of the story, okay,

899
00:43:59,719 --> 00:44:02,160
Speaker 3: But it was a little bit sudden, but we got

900
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:06,200
Speaker 3: to be there when he did it. Yes, when he

901
00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:10,560
Speaker 3: did it, when he decided bye bye. No, but when

902
00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:13,680
Speaker 3: it happens, you're sort of like caught off guard, unless

903
00:44:13,719 --> 00:44:16,040
Speaker 3: it's like planned and the person's like just so old.

904
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:19,799
Speaker 3: I didn't quite know what to do. Everyone's crying, it's

905
00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:21,919
Speaker 3: the whole thing. It was like the middle of the night,

906
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:27,000
Speaker 3: you know, I decided to pull out my phone and

907
00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:32,640
Speaker 3: I played an Ed Sharance song. You might ask why,

908
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:36,279
Speaker 3: and that is a great question. Yeah, I was like,

909
00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:40,040
Speaker 3: we got to make sure he's dead. So it was

910
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:42,600
Speaker 3: because it had been like this song was on the

911
00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:46,560
Speaker 3: radio a few times when and some of my last

912
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:50,319
Speaker 3: memories with my dad were riding in the car and

913
00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:54,440
Speaker 3: this song was praying. But we had no ties to

914
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:58,320
Speaker 3: the song, right, Like it was just popular at the time.

915
00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:01,880
Speaker 3: And also so a small part of me was like,

916
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:05,160
Speaker 3: we should play something you want to like sort of

917
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:08,680
Speaker 3: cut the tension. It was a it was a love song,

918
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:12,480
Speaker 3: so it's a it was a weird choice, and I thought, well,

919
00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:15,239
Speaker 3: for sure, this will be popular for another year and

920
00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:19,040
Speaker 3: it will go away forever. Right No, acheron, it keeps

921
00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:22,520
Speaker 3: making music and this song keeps being played at every

922
00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:25,960
Speaker 3: single fucking wedding. No, it's like the one where it's

923
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:29,400
Speaker 3: like I'll be I'll love you until you're seventy, like

924
00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:32,120
Speaker 3: that one, and it's it's like my dad died so

925
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:36,120
Speaker 3: much sooner than seventy. It was like such, I was

926
00:45:36,120 --> 00:45:40,920
Speaker 3: like trolling my dad and his last breath, being like, hah,

927
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:43,719
Speaker 3: not gonna love you when you're seventy. It didn't make

928
00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:48,120
Speaker 3: it at you. Yeah, so I just have been terrorized.

929
00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:50,439
Speaker 3: I had Sharon since then.

930
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:52,760
Speaker 2: Well, you're going to boring people's weddings. It's your fault.

931
00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:56,000
Speaker 2: But straight people, Yeah, straight people, you've got to stop

932
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:56,840
Speaker 2: going to straight weddings.

933
00:45:57,360 --> 00:46:00,520
Speaker 3: I okay, more gay people need to get married. Don't

934
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:04,640
Speaker 3: take away all right yet? Okay, not yet. I need

935
00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:07,200
Speaker 3: to go to more of your weddings, right, But it is.

936
00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:09,959
Speaker 3: It's just like such a classic song that I think

937
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:13,120
Speaker 3: was just popular when we were all becoming young adults.

938
00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:16,399
Speaker 3: So like maybe these people like kissed to it once

939
00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:17,400
Speaker 3: or something. I don't know.

940
00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:20,880
Speaker 2: And again to clarify the song is I love you

941
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:23,280
Speaker 2: till you're seventy? What's the plan after that?

942
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:26,400
Speaker 3: That's not the I believe that everybody just dies in

943
00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:27,839
Speaker 3: his mind at summon dy Oh.

944
00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:30,320
Speaker 2: It's kind of like a Logan's run situation.

945
00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:32,440
Speaker 3: He is trying to be like when you're so old

946
00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:36,240
Speaker 3: that you can't walk? And I was like, people are walking, babe,

947
00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:38,600
Speaker 3: but he's like English or something, right.

948
00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:43,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, And again. So he's giving up on you when

949
00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:46,080
Speaker 2: you can't walk? How is this love?

950
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:48,040
Speaker 3: I don't know.

951
00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:50,600
Speaker 2: No, I uh. The Ed Sheeran thing is always I've

952
00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:55,000
Speaker 2: been just absolutely baffled by it is flabbergasting. I guess

953
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:56,720
Speaker 2: you have to eat. You needs something.

954
00:46:56,520 --> 00:46:58,760
Speaker 3: Flabber I am flabbergasted.

955
00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:03,040
Speaker 2: Flabbergasting is that something? It could be? Everybody knows what

956
00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:05,840
Speaker 2: you're talking about. It's their fault that they're not choosing

957
00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:06,880
Speaker 2: to understand you.

958
00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:07,880
Speaker 3: Yes, thank you for that.

959
00:47:08,360 --> 00:47:11,320
Speaker 2: No, I feel like I guess waiting rooms.

960
00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:16,359
Speaker 3: Yes, we need music for waiting rooms and for when

961
00:47:16,760 --> 00:47:17,200
Speaker 3: there's like.

962
00:47:17,239 --> 00:47:21,280
Speaker 2: Past apps past apps. Oh interesting, Now I'm already upset

963
00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:22,480
Speaker 2: with past apps, I know.

964
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:25,200
Speaker 3: But there's talking over it, right.

965
00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:26,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.

966
00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:29,360
Speaker 3: So if I get mad when it's like a dance

967
00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:33,440
Speaker 3: or god forbid, I was a bridesmaid in a wedding.

968
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:37,520
Speaker 3: They walked down the aisle to an edge seerance song.

969
00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:40,719
Speaker 2: I tell everybody that you don't like music, and we're

970
00:47:40,719 --> 00:47:41,600
Speaker 2: gonna do it silently.

971
00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:47,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, what are you doing? But whatever?

972
00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:51,719
Speaker 2: Wait, are there any other musician beefs you have?

973
00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:54,439
Speaker 3: Hmmm, I'll think about it.

974
00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:56,920
Speaker 2: Let's try to alienate you from the.

975
00:47:56,920 --> 00:47:58,560
Speaker 3: Entire music industry.

976
00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:02,200
Speaker 2: I'm sure Ed Sharan's a perfectly nice guy.

977
00:48:02,239 --> 00:48:07,279
Speaker 3: That's he has a bad reputation. I think people came

978
00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:09,839
Speaker 3: after him because he's a dad and he's always on tour.

979
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:14,279
Speaker 3: And I'm like, you, guys, that's the patriarchy. Like, I

980
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:16,560
Speaker 3: don't know what to tell you, Like, dads are.

981
00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:19,200
Speaker 2: Gone, right, dads are out of there.

982
00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:22,839
Speaker 3: Dads are gone, And that's a societal problem. It's not

983
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:24,320
Speaker 3: just an Ed Sheerant problem.

984
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:27,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, Ed Sheeran, I feel like we I have bigger

985
00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:29,560
Speaker 2: problems with Ed scheer other than him being an absentee father.

986
00:48:30,239 --> 00:48:36,000
Speaker 3: Absolutely, how about my ears? No, Ed Sharon, truly, we

987
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:39,359
Speaker 3: love you, We love you. I do think like congrats

988
00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:43,560
Speaker 3: on having a lasting music career, sure, and like being

989
00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:47,040
Speaker 3: played at weddings. Still, however, I can never listen to

990
00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:51,040
Speaker 3: your music because of what I did to myself. I

991
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,520
Speaker 3: will always think of my dad as oh, you know,

992
00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:59,040
Speaker 3: and I think for that I should be compensated or

993
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:01,719
Speaker 3: give me like free tickets to your concert.

994
00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:04,279
Speaker 2: Okay, so now you're creating an issue for yourself.

995
00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:06,480
Speaker 3: I know, I don't. I don't think I could actually

996
00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:08,440
Speaker 3: like go through the whole concert without crying.

997
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:10,840
Speaker 2: Oh, I was just going to say, that's just like

998
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:12,080
Speaker 2: a ruined Tuesday night.

999
00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:15,239
Speaker 3: Sorry, he's performing on a Tuesday.

1000
00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:19,399
Speaker 2: I believe it. Maybe, And again, Ed, we love you

1001
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:21,719
Speaker 2: and you support your career well.

1002
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:24,640
Speaker 3: And here's the thing. Everyone doesn't have to be for everyone.

1003
00:49:24,719 --> 00:49:27,359
Speaker 3: And I think that people are too sensitive like people. Shit,

1004
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:30,960
Speaker 3: I'm a woman online. You don't think people absolutely shit.

1005
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:34,719
Speaker 2: Oh, women online are totally fine. You're exaggerating. It's a

1006
00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:36,239
Speaker 2: perfectly nice place for the guy.

1007
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:39,680
Speaker 3: Absolutely. People are constantly commenting on how I look. I'm

1008
00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:43,640
Speaker 3: not like I should get a full face translam. So

1009
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:45,880
Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't think that my stuff would be

1010
00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:46,720
Speaker 3: for him either.

1011
00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:49,200
Speaker 2: Interesting and he's you know, he's going to be petty

1012
00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:51,600
Speaker 2: and he's going to probably like yourself, but then say

1013
00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:52,520
Speaker 2: something bad about it.

1014
00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:54,480
Speaker 3: I think he should say something bad about it. But

1015
00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:58,560
Speaker 3: I think if you're a real one, Ed, you would

1016
00:49:58,920 --> 00:50:02,680
Speaker 3: play one of my clips as your father or mother

1017
00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:06,680
Speaker 3: died a little he he haha for the end of

1018
00:50:06,719 --> 00:50:07,280
Speaker 3: their life.

1019
00:50:08,719 --> 00:50:12,480
Speaker 2: It's either that or a huge settlement for tat Yeah, exactly.

1020
00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:17,200
Speaker 2: You can choose one. Well, stamps, stamps, this is a

1021
00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:19,760
Speaker 2: valuable thing. There are a few things that people should

1022
00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:22,360
Speaker 2: be giving us gifts like because you know, it's always

1023
00:50:22,360 --> 00:50:25,600
Speaker 2: candle and we've always talked about what a boring thing is. Yeah,

1024
00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:27,320
Speaker 2: that is. But you can always use a candle. But

1025
00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:30,680
Speaker 2: you can also always use triple A batteries. Yes, you

1026
00:50:30,719 --> 00:50:36,640
Speaker 2: can always use stamps, stamps, Kleenex, Kleenex. We're getting into

1027
00:50:36,760 --> 00:50:41,440
Speaker 2: territory where it's a little uh sure, but a seasonal almost.

1028
00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:43,280
Speaker 2: I guess that's a good Christmas gift.

1029
00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:47,160
Speaker 3: Like in like a fun little oh, like a like

1030
00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:47,960
Speaker 3: a thing.

1031
00:50:48,160 --> 00:50:48,359
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1032
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:53,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, they have like little ones like that have packaging

1033
00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:54,560
Speaker 3: with like shoes on them.

1034
00:50:55,000 --> 00:51:01,279
Speaker 2: Right, the shoe cleanex, you get it. Showers, flowers, there

1035
00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:03,640
Speaker 2: are all these kind of pantry staples.

1036
00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:06,680
Speaker 3: Well that's why I always hated when people would get

1037
00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:11,280
Speaker 3: me flowers, because certain flowers give me such a terrible headache.

1038
00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:13,680
Speaker 2: Oh and alert from allergies.

1039
00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:16,600
Speaker 3: Probably, Yeah, just instantly I want to gauge my.

1040
00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:19,160
Speaker 2: Eyes out, and just esthetically, you don't.

1041
00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:21,480
Speaker 3: I'm like, god, damn it. No, I instantly get like

1042
00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:25,359
Speaker 3: a headache, be based on the smell. And so when

1043
00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:28,120
Speaker 3: you start dating somebody news sometimes they'll give you flowers,

1044
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:29,160
Speaker 3: which is a nightmare.

1045
00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:31,080
Speaker 2: I don't like getting flowers ever.

1046
00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:32,800
Speaker 3: I just want toilet paper.

1047
00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:36,200
Speaker 2: Truly, when money is spent on flowers, it's something that

1048
00:51:36,239 --> 00:51:38,480
Speaker 2: makes me feel like, oh, I'm not part of humanity

1049
00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:40,839
Speaker 2: that I don't. It does literally nothing for me when

1050
00:51:40,840 --> 00:51:43,920
Speaker 2: someone gives me flowers. Yes, they die just like all this.

1051
00:51:44,120 --> 00:51:45,840
Speaker 2: I know this costs a decent amount of money that

1052
00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:49,000
Speaker 2: could have been spent on other things I could use, absolutely,

1053
00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:52,440
Speaker 2: and I'm just like they look nice enough. I don't know,

1054
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:53,480
Speaker 2: it's just not really for me.

1055
00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:56,080
Speaker 3: I think you have to be having people over consistently

1056
00:51:56,239 --> 00:51:58,120
Speaker 3: to like have fresh cut flowers.

1057
00:51:58,360 --> 00:51:58,760
Speaker 2: Right.

1058
00:51:59,080 --> 00:52:01,800
Speaker 3: When I go to other people's houses that are adults,

1059
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:06,600
Speaker 3: they have like decoration, They're like they understood something about

1060
00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:10,440
Speaker 3: life that I'm not there yet. They have like gorgeous plants,

1061
00:52:10,520 --> 00:52:13,440
Speaker 3: and they will typically have at least one vase with

1062
00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:16,279
Speaker 3: like cut flowers, and I am like, wow, this does

1063
00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:18,400
Speaker 3: look like a like this is lovely, this looks like

1064
00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:18,920
Speaker 3: a picture.

1065
00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:22,040
Speaker 2: This is like my house. Three months out of a year,

1066
00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:25,400
Speaker 2: I'll have I'll buy flowers, and then those same flowers

1067
00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:27,640
Speaker 2: are there for three months. So for the first week

1068
00:52:27,840 --> 00:52:30,160
Speaker 2: it seems like I'm in control of my life.

1069
00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:34,280
Speaker 3: And then you just have something that's like decaying.

1070
00:52:33,719 --> 00:52:37,920
Speaker 2: Before you're on old water. Yeah, it's really a tough situation.

1071
00:52:38,120 --> 00:52:39,120
Speaker 3: Do you like plants.

1072
00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:41,400
Speaker 2: I love plants. I've gotten really good at taking care

1073
00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:42,279
Speaker 2: of my plants.

1074
00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:44,600
Speaker 3: Good for you. I haven't gotten there yet, okay.

1075
00:52:44,840 --> 00:52:47,440
Speaker 2: I mean what the trick is is you don't take

1076
00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:47,799
Speaker 2: care of.

1077
00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:50,960
Speaker 3: Them so not at all. But sometimes they need.

1078
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:53,400
Speaker 2: Water, I mean so rarely. And I also bought a

1079
00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:57,200
Speaker 2: moisture thing that you stick into the dirt and it.

1080
00:52:57,160 --> 00:53:00,000
Speaker 3: Tells you, tells you. This is going to be huge

1081
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:00,319
Speaker 3: for me.

1082
00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:04,839
Speaker 2: And it's really like every two weeks very little water

1083
00:53:05,480 --> 00:53:08,000
Speaker 2: because I had killed essentially every plant I owned until now,

1084
00:53:08,040 --> 00:53:09,960
Speaker 2: and I think almost all of mine are still alive,

1085
00:53:09,960 --> 00:53:11,640
Speaker 2: outside of the ones that the dog choose up.

1086
00:53:11,719 --> 00:53:14,200
Speaker 3: But that's for the dog.

1087
00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:16,680
Speaker 2: Yes, I buy those ones.

1088
00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:17,080
Speaker 3: For the dog.

1089
00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:23,359
Speaker 2: I want the dog to have a stomach ache on occasion. Yes, Well,

1090
00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:27,040
Speaker 2: I have all these very useful gifts. I've got a

1091
00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:30,399
Speaker 2: new bumper awaiting me, and then I can send out

1092
00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:34,560
Speaker 2: several threatening letters and what a wonderful thing. Oh and

1093
00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:38,640
Speaker 2: I have this sushi that I can do. We'll clip

1094
00:53:38,680 --> 00:53:41,640
Speaker 2: that to something in the studio, I imagine, I don't know.

1095
00:53:41,960 --> 00:53:44,640
Speaker 2: It's beautiful. I think we should play a game. We're

1096
00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:46,720
Speaker 2: going to play a game called Gift or a Curse.

1097
00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:48,680
Speaker 2: I need a number between one and ten from you.

1098
00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:51,160
Speaker 3: Let's see five.

1099
00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:53,480
Speaker 2: Okay. I have to do some calculating to get our

1100
00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:57,160
Speaker 2: game piece. So right now you can promote, recommend, do

1101
00:53:57,200 --> 00:53:57,799
Speaker 2: whatever you want.

1102
00:53:57,960 --> 00:54:01,560
Speaker 3: Okay, amazing. I guess I'll promote my tour, which I

1103
00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:03,960
Speaker 3: don't know any of the dates or the venues. And

1104
00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:09,080
Speaker 3: I'm an excellent businesswoman. I also have a Patreon. It's

1105
00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:14,280
Speaker 3: pretty gay on Patreon, so hop over there subscribe please,

1106
00:54:15,280 --> 00:54:17,719
Speaker 3: we would love to have you. Those are where the

1107
00:54:17,760 --> 00:54:21,520
Speaker 3: full episodes of my show go and then clips are online.

1108
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:26,160
Speaker 3: But we'll be doing live shows in the Pacific Northwest,

1109
00:54:26,840 --> 00:54:29,200
Speaker 3: and if we sell out, then I get to go

1110
00:54:29,320 --> 00:54:31,960
Speaker 3: other places too. People are so mad that I'm not

1111
00:54:32,040 --> 00:54:35,320
Speaker 3: like going to the East Coast, But that's far away,

1112
00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:37,600
Speaker 3: do you know what I mean? Like, I need to

1113
00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:39,839
Speaker 3: sell this one out and then I get to go there.

1114
00:54:40,719 --> 00:54:46,120
Speaker 2: So the end, that's great. Everybody go support Catherine everywhere.

1115
00:54:46,360 --> 00:54:47,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, support me everywhere? Thank you?

1116
00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:52,920
Speaker 2: Do I have anything to recommend? I started watching The

1117
00:54:53,080 --> 00:54:53,680
Speaker 2: X Files.

1118
00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:55,080
Speaker 3: Oh I've never seen it.

1119
00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:57,920
Speaker 2: I'm having a great time. I've only watched two episodes,

1120
00:54:57,920 --> 00:55:02,120
Speaker 2: and both seem to be some nobody has it, like

1121
00:55:02,160 --> 00:55:05,680
Speaker 2: a dermatological condition, some sort of skin rash. I don't

1122
00:55:05,680 --> 00:55:07,040
Speaker 2: know if that's the whole show.

1123
00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:10,000
Speaker 3: But is this like a house situation where like people

1124
00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:11,720
Speaker 3: have like random illnesses.

1125
00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:14,080
Speaker 2: First episode, people have little weird things on their skin.

1126
00:55:14,120 --> 00:55:16,359
Speaker 2: Second episode, somebody's covered in rashes. I don't know what's

1127
00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:18,640
Speaker 2: going on. I don't know if that's just kind of

1128
00:55:18,719 --> 00:55:22,160
Speaker 2: sci fi though, right, yes, but so far sci fi

1129
00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:25,560
Speaker 2: also means that you need to see a dermatom. Yeah.

1130
00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:27,480
Speaker 2: I have to imagine that they're going to branch out

1131
00:55:27,480 --> 00:55:29,480
Speaker 2: from that at some point maybe, but they're probably four

1132
00:55:29,560 --> 00:55:31,120
Speaker 2: hundred episodes and I'm having a great time.

1133
00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:33,400
Speaker 4: Do you finally finish Little House on the Prairie.

1134
00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:36,879
Speaker 2: No, we're on pause. Gym's out of town, so we're

1135
00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:40,719
Speaker 2: not watching it. Okay, don't shame me.

1136
00:55:41,120 --> 00:55:43,440
Speaker 3: How many seasons is Little House on the Prairie?

1137
00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:45,759
Speaker 2: That's a lot, Yeah, and.

1138
00:55:45,680 --> 00:55:48,120
Speaker 3: That's when they were doing like twenty five twenty.

1139
00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:50,400
Speaker 2: I think they're like twenty three or twenty four seasons.

1140
00:55:50,440 --> 00:55:53,040
Speaker 2: So you're free the committing to something. It's I'm having

1141
00:55:53,040 --> 00:55:55,319
Speaker 2: a great time, but my boyfriend's living in New York

1142
00:55:55,360 --> 00:55:56,360
Speaker 2: right now if we watch.

1143
00:55:56,200 --> 00:55:58,080
Speaker 3: It together, so it's yeah, you can't do that.

1144
00:55:58,120 --> 00:55:59,040
Speaker 2: I'm not going to power through that.

1145
00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:02,880
Speaker 3: I got into a with my acts when we were together.

1146
00:56:03,480 --> 00:56:06,480
Speaker 3: They finished a show without me when I was out

1147
00:56:06,480 --> 00:56:09,719
Speaker 3: of town, and that's how I knew that, Like they

1148
00:56:09,760 --> 00:56:12,160
Speaker 3: were mad at me. But then I got on a

1149
00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:14,480
Speaker 3: little plane and somebody died in a little plane that

1150
00:56:14,560 --> 00:56:18,080
Speaker 3: same day, and so then they were back to loving me.

1151
00:56:20,719 --> 00:56:21,640
Speaker 3: That's a true story.

1152
00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:24,600
Speaker 2: Thank you people who died on a little plane. You

1153
00:56:24,719 --> 00:56:27,080
Speaker 2: saved do you saved.

1154
00:56:26,840 --> 00:56:28,919
Speaker 3: My relationship ship for a little bit.

1155
00:56:31,520 --> 00:56:34,040
Speaker 2: Okay, let's play Gift or a Curse. I'm going to

1156
00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:35,880
Speaker 2: name three things. You'll tell me if they are a

1157
00:56:35,880 --> 00:56:38,080
Speaker 2: gift or a curse and why. Okay, then I'll tell

1158
00:56:38,080 --> 00:56:39,680
Speaker 2: you if you're right or wrong, because there are correct

1159
00:56:39,680 --> 00:56:42,600
Speaker 2: answers you can fail. Okay, all right. These are all

1160
00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:46,000
Speaker 2: from our Patreon listeners today. This first one is from Greg.

1161
00:56:46,520 --> 00:56:49,640
Speaker 2: Gift or a Curse Virtual try ons.

1162
00:56:50,280 --> 00:56:52,520
Speaker 3: I'm not understanding what that. Oh like when you go

1163
00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:55,040
Speaker 3: and to like a site and they're like try it on,

1164
00:56:55,239 --> 00:57:00,680
Speaker 3: like try it on glasses or whatever. Right, Gosh, this

1165
00:57:00,840 --> 00:57:02,400
Speaker 3: is tough, but I'm gonna say curse.

1166
00:57:02,680 --> 00:57:03,040
Speaker 2: Why.

1167
00:57:03,640 --> 00:57:05,520
Speaker 3: Well, first of all, you have to upload a picture

1168
00:57:05,560 --> 00:57:12,359
Speaker 3: of your face. Awful, it's never flattering. I also think

1169
00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:16,920
Speaker 3: that it's keeping people out of stores and thus removed

1170
00:57:16,920 --> 00:57:19,120
Speaker 3: from humanity, and I think that's why we get a

1171
00:57:19,120 --> 00:57:20,640
Speaker 3: lot of problems in our society.

1172
00:57:22,080 --> 00:57:26,520
Speaker 2: Correct, yay, curse. No Virtual Try on one of the

1173
00:57:26,520 --> 00:57:29,000
Speaker 2: biggest scams that the tech industry has tried to force

1174
00:57:29,040 --> 00:57:30,160
Speaker 2: on us. It never works.

1175
00:57:30,320 --> 00:57:32,640
Speaker 3: No, it's always like my glasses are like somehow like this,

1176
00:57:32,880 --> 00:57:34,720
Speaker 3: and I'm like, well, I can't tell of those.

1177
00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:37,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, and best case scenario, they don't look like they're

1178
00:57:37,240 --> 00:57:39,400
Speaker 2: on your face. They never It looks like a cheap

1179
00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:42,520
Speaker 2: little image put over your face. Yeah, I'm having to

1180
00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:46,520
Speaker 2: look at my face in a cheap webcam format. I'm

1181
00:57:46,560 --> 00:57:50,680
Speaker 2: having to allow the browser to use the camera extra

1182
00:57:50,720 --> 00:57:51,320
Speaker 2: button I'm.

1183
00:57:51,160 --> 00:57:53,880
Speaker 3: Clicking and they can get in then to your data.

1184
00:57:54,200 --> 00:57:56,920
Speaker 2: Yeah right, I would rather not see Yeah, of course,

1185
00:57:57,240 --> 00:57:59,200
Speaker 2: that's probably what it's all about. It's just getting more

1186
00:57:59,200 --> 00:57:59,680
Speaker 2: of your face.

1187
00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:01,040
Speaker 3: Yeah it is.

1188
00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:03,600
Speaker 2: I would rather just even see the product at all.

1189
00:58:03,880 --> 00:58:05,840
Speaker 3: No, just ship it to me, Just ship me.

1190
00:58:05,880 --> 00:58:08,560
Speaker 2: A surprise, because it'll be better than whatever is put

1191
00:58:08,600 --> 00:58:11,040
Speaker 2: on my face in the virtual Try. On, stop wasting

1192
00:58:11,040 --> 00:58:13,160
Speaker 2: our time. That technology will never work.

1193
00:58:13,320 --> 00:58:15,600
Speaker 3: No, and I don't want it to No, I.

1194
00:58:15,560 --> 00:58:16,760
Speaker 2: Want to go to the store. I think that's a

1195
00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:19,000
Speaker 2: very good point. I love going to the store.

1196
00:58:19,040 --> 00:58:21,760
Speaker 3: You might meet your best friend at the store.

1197
00:58:22,120 --> 00:58:23,680
Speaker 2: So many things have happened.

1198
00:58:23,320 --> 00:58:25,840
Speaker 3: At the store, or you might just have like a

1199
00:58:25,880 --> 00:58:29,120
Speaker 3: great story for later, even if it's a bad experience.

1200
00:58:29,160 --> 00:58:31,200
Speaker 3: Do you know, right, you're going to become a more

1201
00:58:31,280 --> 00:58:35,480
Speaker 3: interesting person to talk to if you have more human interaction.

1202
00:58:35,200 --> 00:58:37,280
Speaker 2: Right, your life will have texture after you go to

1203
00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:41,560
Speaker 2: the store at the mall. Yes, go to the store. Okay,

1204
00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:43,760
Speaker 2: you've gotten one right so far. This next one is

1205
00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:46,960
Speaker 2: from Amy. Gift or a curse spending a lot of

1206
00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:49,640
Speaker 2: money on something you like, but you know you may

1207
00:58:49,720 --> 00:58:50,720
Speaker 2: not wear a lot.

1208
00:58:51,880 --> 00:58:55,840
Speaker 3: Oh, you may not wear a lot. That's fine. Yeah,

1209
00:58:55,880 --> 00:59:00,680
Speaker 3: that's a gift because in that question, and it did

1210
00:59:00,680 --> 00:59:05,960
Speaker 3: not say I'm stressed out about money. So in this scenario,

1211
00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:09,200
Speaker 3: I have a lot of money, and then every single

1212
00:59:09,240 --> 00:59:12,240
Speaker 3: time I put that item of clothing on maybe or

1213
00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:16,600
Speaker 3: wear that little purse, I feel like, Oh, I've invested

1214
00:59:16,640 --> 00:59:20,520
Speaker 3: in myself. I don't have the pressure of using it

1215
00:59:20,720 --> 00:59:25,400
Speaker 3: all the time. And I gave myself, like a little

1216
00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:29,240
Speaker 3: treat that is around for longer than like a nice dinner.

1217
00:59:30,680 --> 00:59:33,960
Speaker 3: I don't know. I think it is a gift.

1218
00:59:33,880 --> 00:59:39,600
Speaker 2: Wrong curse. No, this stresses me out. Yeah, this is

1219
00:59:39,640 --> 00:59:41,480
Speaker 2: something that does not work for me. This is just

1220
00:59:41,520 --> 00:59:43,760
Speaker 2: something I'm buying, something that will make me feel guilty

1221
00:59:43,840 --> 00:59:47,680
Speaker 2: all day. It's like the telltale heart. It's just always

1222
00:59:47,720 --> 00:59:50,520
Speaker 2: beating in the closet, just always thinking I spent all

1223
00:59:50,520 --> 00:59:53,400
Speaker 2: that money and I'm not using the item. Yeah, what

1224
00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:57,600
Speaker 2: if I done? I've wasted money and I go in

1225
00:59:57,640 --> 00:59:59,320
Speaker 2: the closet every day and feel guilty.

1226
00:59:59,600 --> 01:00:02,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would say you should have a house gown.

1227
01:00:04,040 --> 01:00:06,320
Speaker 3: I think you need to free yourself up the bounds

1228
01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:10,800
Speaker 3: of like reality and like you can wear anything a

1229
01:00:10,840 --> 01:00:11,720
Speaker 3: lot of the time.

1230
01:00:13,080 --> 01:00:14,560
Speaker 2: Why do I need a house gown?

1231
01:00:14,920 --> 01:00:19,600
Speaker 3: Because have you ever put on a gown? Okay, have

1232
01:00:19,640 --> 01:00:21,880
Speaker 3: you ever put on a gown and then walked about

1233
01:00:21,920 --> 01:00:25,440
Speaker 3: the house gown? Yeah, and the been like this is

1234
01:00:25,440 --> 01:00:27,800
Speaker 3: my house gown. And then if you live with somebody,

1235
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:31,640
Speaker 3: they also get the pleasure of seeing you like no makeup,

1236
01:00:31,880 --> 01:00:35,280
Speaker 3: hair a mess, when you're in like this gown and

1237
01:00:35,280 --> 01:00:38,959
Speaker 3: then you're just answering emails. It's very fun. It's very silly.

1238
01:00:39,080 --> 01:00:41,840
Speaker 3: You're giving yourself a gift. You're giving somebody else a gift.

1239
01:00:41,960 --> 01:00:47,720
Speaker 2: That psychologically is a green flag. It's absolute green flag. Okay, well,

1240
01:00:47,760 --> 01:00:49,680
Speaker 2: you've gotten one wrong so far. Be very careful with

1241
01:00:49,720 --> 01:00:52,960
Speaker 2: this next. Well this is from Sarah. Yeah, gift or

1242
01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:56,160
Speaker 2: a curse. Flossing your teeth at the communal work lunch table.

1243
01:00:56,280 --> 01:01:00,240
Speaker 3: No, what the fuck? What the hell? No?

1244
01:01:01,160 --> 01:01:01,720
Speaker 1: Huh?

1245
01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:06,680
Speaker 3: Is there no bathroom that? No, get out of here, Sarah. No,

1246
01:01:06,840 --> 01:01:10,960
Speaker 3: we must have standards. No, that is a communal table.

1247
01:01:11,320 --> 01:01:16,160
Speaker 3: There are rules. There are rules to society that matter,

1248
01:01:16,320 --> 01:01:20,320
Speaker 3: and then there are rules that don't matter. Not having

1249
01:01:20,520 --> 01:01:25,800
Speaker 3: bits of already eaten food flicked about at a communal table,

1250
01:01:25,960 --> 01:01:29,800
Speaker 3: that's a rule that matters. I also never want to

1251
01:01:29,800 --> 01:01:32,720
Speaker 3: see a coworker floss. I don't want to see you

1252
01:01:32,760 --> 01:01:36,800
Speaker 3: stick your whole hand in your mouth. What also, I

1253
01:01:36,840 --> 01:01:40,240
Speaker 3: know you're not washing your hand. You're sitting at a table. Huh.

1254
01:01:40,280 --> 01:01:42,880
Speaker 3: And then where does the floss go? And then it's

1255
01:01:42,920 --> 01:01:45,040
Speaker 3: just dangling at the table. Am I supposed to be

1256
01:01:45,080 --> 01:01:50,360
Speaker 3: eating around that? No? No, you could do it in

1257
01:01:50,400 --> 01:01:55,240
Speaker 3: your car. Oh that's yeah, it is. But why do

1258
01:01:55,280 --> 01:01:57,880
Speaker 3: you need like an audience for that, get out of here,

1259
01:01:58,800 --> 01:01:59,920
Speaker 3: so curse, curse?

1260
01:02:00,840 --> 01:02:06,080
Speaker 2: Correct? Correct? No, I what are we talking about. You

1261
01:02:06,120 --> 01:02:06,600
Speaker 2: can't do that.

1262
01:02:06,640 --> 01:02:06,880
Speaker 3: I don't.

1263
01:02:06,920 --> 01:02:08,560
Speaker 2: I don't think you should at work at all. I

1264
01:02:08,840 --> 01:02:11,520
Speaker 2: even think the work bathroom. If you have to floss

1265
01:02:11,520 --> 01:02:14,480
Speaker 2: at work, you should be in the bathroom stall, standing

1266
01:02:14,520 --> 01:02:17,439
Speaker 2: on the toilet. I shouldn't even see your feet, lock

1267
01:02:17,520 --> 01:02:20,919
Speaker 2: the door, floss your teeth, and that's like a once

1268
01:02:20,960 --> 01:02:21,640
Speaker 2: in a lifetime.

1269
01:02:21,800 --> 01:02:25,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree, What are you doing? Why do you

1270
01:02:25,160 --> 01:02:30,040
Speaker 3: need that? Unless, of course you are on a twelve

1271
01:02:30,040 --> 01:02:32,760
Speaker 3: hour film set you're having all of your meals there,

1272
01:02:33,320 --> 01:02:36,920
Speaker 3: or I mean a construction site I would imagine also

1273
01:02:37,320 --> 01:02:41,200
Speaker 3: is the same way. And then you have to go

1274
01:02:41,240 --> 01:02:44,480
Speaker 3: to the porta potty, right, a single it's a single stall.

1275
01:02:44,960 --> 01:02:48,080
Speaker 3: Like then you can you can floss, you can come out,

1276
01:02:48,720 --> 01:02:50,760
Speaker 3: you can do your romantic kissine.

1277
01:02:50,760 --> 01:02:55,000
Speaker 2: But I don't want to know it after after Philosphy.

1278
01:02:54,760 --> 01:02:59,720
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, you've lost You do nothing else,

1279
01:03:01,040 --> 01:03:02,720
Speaker 3: you know, like I'm ready, baby.

1280
01:03:03,320 --> 01:03:06,320
Speaker 2: No, it's a curse. You got two out of three. Yeah,

1281
01:03:06,320 --> 01:03:10,720
Speaker 2: it's pretty good about time too. Oh, actually, Ellis, do

1282
01:03:10,760 --> 01:03:11,680
Speaker 2: you have a gift or a curse?

1283
01:03:11,960 --> 01:03:12,360
Speaker 3: I do?

1284
01:03:12,680 --> 01:03:13,920
Speaker 2: Ellis is going to do one of these and we

1285
01:03:13,960 --> 01:03:16,240
Speaker 2: both have to answer to it. Then Ellis has the

1286
01:03:16,360 --> 01:03:17,040
Speaker 2: true answer.

1287
01:03:17,120 --> 01:03:19,840
Speaker 3: Okay, fun all right? Gift or a curse?

1288
01:03:20,440 --> 01:03:22,240
Speaker 4: Your second coffee of the day.

1289
01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:28,600
Speaker 3: Well, I'm a psychopath, so to me, that is always

1290
01:03:28,640 --> 01:03:31,360
Speaker 3: a gift, and I don't but I and I also

1291
01:03:31,440 --> 01:03:34,200
Speaker 3: give myself the gift of not having to finish it.

1292
01:03:34,880 --> 01:03:37,440
Speaker 3: But I'm an espresso maker, so I'm not wasting my

1293
01:03:37,520 --> 01:03:41,680
Speaker 3: money on my second coffee, right, Like, so.

1294
01:03:41,600 --> 01:03:44,120
Speaker 2: You're paying for the first one.

1295
01:03:43,520 --> 01:03:47,080
Speaker 3: Well no, I'm usually making it at home nowadays, but

1296
01:03:47,120 --> 01:03:49,200
Speaker 3: if I'm going out and about, I will buy a

1297
01:03:49,240 --> 01:03:55,080
Speaker 3: coffee and it's always consistently a gift. But I would

1298
01:03:55,080 --> 01:03:59,760
Speaker 3: say if I finish a second coffee, it might be

1299
01:03:59,800 --> 01:04:01,560
Speaker 3: a curse for the people around me.

1300
01:04:04,040 --> 01:04:07,720
Speaker 2: I will say, gift too. The second cup of coffee

1301
01:04:07,720 --> 01:04:10,240
Speaker 2: of the day for me is the one that works. Yeah,

1302
01:04:10,280 --> 01:04:12,040
Speaker 2: the first one is just like truly too.

1303
01:04:13,400 --> 01:04:16,600
Speaker 3: Do you drink coffee just like coffee or espresso?

1304
01:04:16,800 --> 01:04:17,280
Speaker 2: Cold brew?

1305
01:04:17,440 --> 01:04:19,800
Speaker 3: Cold brew? Okay, I used to be a cold brew person,

1306
01:04:20,040 --> 01:04:21,360
Speaker 3: but it destroyed my guts.

1307
01:04:21,720 --> 01:04:23,600
Speaker 2: Oh interesting, I have that to look forward to.

1308
01:04:23,800 --> 01:04:26,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I really tried. I tried really hard. I

1309
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Speaker 3: worked at a coffee shop. I was doing sixty four

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Speaker 3: ounces as a cold brew every single wow.

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Speaker 2: I used to. I used to do a huge amount

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Speaker 2: every morning, starting at six am.

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Speaker 3: Yes, And I would say. People would be like, aren't

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Speaker 3: you cracked out? No, I'm not. I'm probably not medicated

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Speaker 3: for other.

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Speaker 2: Things exactly, And I don't.

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Speaker 3: I have too many things. I'm silliact now I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: be adhg Absolutely not. But I usually drink four shots

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Speaker 3: of espresso in the morning, so my second cup of

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Speaker 3: coffee or my second coffee will be another double shot.

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Speaker 3: And I just simply don't need six shots of espress, right,

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Speaker 3: But it's always a gift. It's always a gift to

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Speaker 3: have one.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's a gift. I and I will

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Speaker 2: now that I'll have a second cold brew of the day.

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Speaker 2: I don't have to finish it. I'll put in the

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Speaker 2: fridge for another time.

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Speaker 3: And I will I also come back, even if it's

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Speaker 3: like a iced cappuccina or something, I put it, I

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Speaker 3: scoop the ice out, I put in the fridge, I

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Speaker 3: drink it tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Okay, were we right?

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Speaker 4: So I have a pretty sensitive system.

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Speaker 2: We're headed in a bad direction.

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Speaker 4: I'm pretty sensitive to caffeine. But here's my thinking is

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Speaker 4: that it still is a gift for me, okay, because

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Speaker 4: it's kind of like a little check in on my

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01:05:36,320 --> 01:05:38,800
Speaker 4: nervous system. It's like, oh, I don't I'm on a

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01:05:38,840 --> 01:05:41,520
Speaker 4: lot of medication, so I don't get really the opportunity

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01:05:41,600 --> 01:05:43,880
Speaker 4: to do a lot of like fun drugs. Yeah, so

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Speaker 4: it's kind of like, all right, like what is this

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01:05:46,080 --> 01:05:47,720
Speaker 4: afternoon going to look like? Am I going to be

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01:05:47,760 --> 01:05:50,600
Speaker 4: really productive? Or am I going to have a complete

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01:05:51,160 --> 01:05:54,200
Speaker 4: crash out at pm and start crying?

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01:05:54,800 --> 01:05:55,000
Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 4: So it's just kind of like a little excitement for

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01:05:57,080 --> 01:05:59,880
Speaker 4: my day of like what like a little like caffeine roulette,

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01:05:59,880 --> 01:06:01,800
Speaker 4: Like what is what is it going to be like today?

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Speaker 2: You know, that's a gift. And look at us, we

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01:06:04,200 --> 01:06:06,080
Speaker 2: all have kind of different logic and we've all come

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01:06:06,120 --> 01:06:09,040
Speaker 2: together on this as a gift. I think that that's

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01:06:09,120 --> 01:06:12,000
Speaker 2: really nice. I do too. What a beautiful way to

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01:06:12,360 --> 01:06:15,680
Speaker 2: play the game. I think we should answer a listener

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01:06:15,760 --> 01:06:18,880
Speaker 2: question people are writing into I said, no gifts at

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01:06:18,920 --> 01:06:20,520
Speaker 2: gmail dot com.

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Speaker 3: Are we can we address the cigarette? Was this a gift?

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01:06:23,720 --> 01:06:26,280
Speaker 2: I begged you not to addressed the cigarette?

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01:06:26,360 --> 01:06:30,240
Speaker 3: Catherine, I said, I wanted to dig myself into a hole.

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01:06:30,520 --> 01:06:34,480
Speaker 2: I begged you no, the cigarette because it's smoked. That

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01:06:34,920 --> 01:06:38,960
Speaker 2: was when we did our Oh it smells in fifth

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01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:43,960
Speaker 2: anniversary special. We I was smoking and I guess that's

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01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:46,960
Speaker 2: a leftover cigarette from that. It's an herbal cigarette.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it smells nice.

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01:06:48,200 --> 01:06:49,880
Speaker 2: And that's right, Elice, that's what it's from.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and I just decided to leave it on the table.

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Speaker 2: It became a part of the set. Yes, that's one

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01:06:54,240 --> 01:06:56,160
Speaker 2: of the rare things on the set. That's not a gift.

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01:06:57,000 --> 01:06:59,800
Speaker 2: I think almost everything else here was given, but you know,

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Speaker 2: it's just gives a little bit of a I think

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01:07:01,760 --> 01:07:04,720
Speaker 2: it just makes every guest wonder, why is someone going

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01:07:04,760 --> 01:07:05,880
Speaker 2: to start smoking in my face?

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01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:08,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would love that.

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01:07:08,040 --> 01:07:11,800
Speaker 2: And that's a good energy to nothing. I wouldn't either

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01:07:11,840 --> 01:07:13,800
Speaker 2: if the host started smoking, I'd just be like, Okay,

1376
01:07:13,800 --> 01:07:16,240
Speaker 2: I'm trapped in a small room inhaling all of their stock.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely, I'm committed.

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01:07:17,920 --> 01:07:22,320
Speaker 2: Yes, all right, let's answer a listener question. This says, Hi,

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01:07:22,840 --> 01:07:24,760
Speaker 2: I am writing to you bridge or and guest because

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01:07:24,800 --> 01:07:26,920
Speaker 2: my mother's birthday is fast approaching and I have no

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01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:29,479
Speaker 2: idea what to get her. She's so hard to buy

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01:07:29,480 --> 01:07:32,240
Speaker 2: for because she is a shopaholic and whenever she wants

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01:07:32,240 --> 01:07:34,800
Speaker 2: something for herself, she buys it. I would love to

1384
01:07:34,800 --> 01:07:37,920
Speaker 2: get her an experience or something other than a tangible object.

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01:07:38,360 --> 01:07:41,800
Speaker 2: She loves the outdoors but isn't athletic. She enjoys binging

1386
01:07:41,840 --> 01:07:44,840
Speaker 2: everything on Netflix and working overtime at her full time

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01:07:44,880 --> 01:07:48,200
Speaker 2: accountant job. Please help. And that's from Hannah. Hmm.

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01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:52,240
Speaker 3: I wonder if she likes plays. Oh and I also

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01:07:52,280 --> 01:07:56,000
Speaker 3: wonder if she likes her daughter, because I know she.

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01:07:55,960 --> 01:07:58,480
Speaker 2: Doesn't like this kid. Yeah, listener to this podcast.

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01:07:58,600 --> 01:08:01,439
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, that's because I was going to say

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01:08:01,480 --> 01:08:05,240
Speaker 3: for my mother, who is also sometimes hard to buy

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01:08:05,320 --> 01:08:09,920
Speaker 3: for because she doesn't like tangible objects. She loves an

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01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:13,640
Speaker 3: experience and she loves going to the theater, and she

1395
01:08:13,920 --> 01:08:19,040
Speaker 3: likes like carved out time that I put aside for her.

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01:08:19,680 --> 01:08:21,320
Speaker 2: So it's like outside of touring.

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01:08:23,960 --> 01:08:26,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's like, she's like, so that wasn't a visit,

1398
01:08:27,840 --> 01:08:29,880
Speaker 3: that was just you doing work in town.

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01:08:30,080 --> 01:08:31,639
Speaker 2: You asked me to come to your show.

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01:08:31,880 --> 01:08:35,559
Speaker 3: Yeah exactly. But yeah, I would say, like if she's

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01:08:35,680 --> 01:08:38,559
Speaker 3: in a city that has like theater or something, but

1402
01:08:38,920 --> 01:08:41,559
Speaker 3: not if it's going to be bad.

1403
01:08:42,120 --> 01:08:44,080
Speaker 2: Because that's torture. Yeah, that's unfair.

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01:08:44,280 --> 01:08:45,200
Speaker 3: Actually, torture.

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01:08:45,479 --> 01:08:47,000
Speaker 2: That's one of the worst things you can.

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01:08:46,920 --> 01:08:50,280
Speaker 3: Do a person. I know your friend is talented, Hannah,

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01:08:50,320 --> 01:08:53,439
Speaker 3: but don't do that to your mom. But something like that,

1408
01:08:53,680 --> 01:08:58,640
Speaker 3: or like if there's jazz nights at like a local restaurant,

1409
01:08:59,040 --> 01:09:00,760
Speaker 3: it could be like I want to take you to

1410
01:09:00,800 --> 01:09:01,560
Speaker 3: go listen.

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01:09:01,320 --> 01:09:06,800
Speaker 2: To Joss rock concert, a rock concert. Yeah, Monster truck Rally,

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01:09:06,840 --> 01:09:13,400
Speaker 2: live theater, Lucha Libre. Oh, I went to La Libre

1413
01:09:13,600 --> 01:09:16,040
Speaker 2: Mexico City, time of my life.

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01:09:16,160 --> 01:09:17,439
Speaker 3: I went twice when we were there.

1415
01:09:17,800 --> 01:09:20,559
Speaker 2: The thing about it, the power, like being encouraged to

1416
01:09:20,640 --> 01:09:22,839
Speaker 2: boo is the best feeling in the world.

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01:09:23,080 --> 01:09:23,639
Speaker 3: So fun.

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01:09:23,760 --> 01:09:26,920
Speaker 2: I love. I'm hooked on booing people. Yes, I might

1419
01:09:26,960 --> 01:09:29,599
Speaker 2: start doing it places at bands I do, like do

1420
01:09:29,640 --> 01:09:30,960
Speaker 2: it here, start.

1421
01:09:30,760 --> 01:09:35,439
Speaker 3: Booing community gues sits down, booh see what they do?

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01:09:36,240 --> 01:09:38,200
Speaker 2: No, I loved. That was one of the highlights of

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01:09:38,200 --> 01:09:39,400
Speaker 2: going to Mexico City for me.

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01:09:39,479 --> 01:09:39,679
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1425
01:09:39,760 --> 01:09:42,520
Speaker 2: Same, just loudly yelling at strangers.

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01:09:42,720 --> 01:09:45,880
Speaker 3: Yes, it's so fun. Or going against the boo and

1427
01:09:45,960 --> 01:09:47,519
Speaker 3: being like, no, I'm rooting for him.

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01:09:48,080 --> 01:09:50,559
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the villains on the side of the villains.

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01:09:50,600 --> 01:09:54,080
Speaker 2: It feels great. Oh, take your mom to that. Find

1430
01:09:54,120 --> 01:09:56,839
Speaker 2: some level of pro wrestling and take mom to pro wrestling.

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01:09:56,920 --> 01:09:57,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is really fun.

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01:09:58,200 --> 01:10:01,120
Speaker 2: Yes, I think that that's a perfect to answer. I

1433
01:10:01,160 --> 01:10:02,920
Speaker 2: can't imagine getting your mom anything better.

1434
01:10:03,120 --> 01:10:05,040
Speaker 3: No, I'm going to do it right now.

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01:10:05,080 --> 01:10:06,919
Speaker 2: I'm getting We're on your way to Chicago.

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01:10:07,080 --> 01:10:10,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, getting our looser libred tickets in Mexico City. You

1437
01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:15,080
Speaker 3: got to get your there yourself, okay, curse.

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01:10:17,160 --> 01:10:21,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, we answered the question perfectly. I've got all kinds

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01:10:21,080 --> 01:10:23,840
Speaker 2: of gifts. Yes, I've had such a lovely time with you.

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01:10:23,920 --> 01:10:24,920
Speaker 3: I've had a great time.

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01:10:25,320 --> 01:10:26,280
Speaker 2: Thank you for being here.

1442
01:10:26,360 --> 01:10:28,080
Speaker 3: Thank you so much for having me listener.

1443
01:10:29,200 --> 01:10:34,280
Speaker 2: The podcast is over. It's time to slowly move into

1444
01:10:34,320 --> 01:10:38,479
Speaker 2: your day. Shit, everything is going to hell for you now,

1445
01:10:38,960 --> 01:10:41,760
Speaker 2: everything is going to You're going off a cliff. This

1446
01:10:41,800 --> 01:10:43,559
Speaker 2: is going to be the worst day of your life.

1447
01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:50,960
Speaker 2: I love it. Good Bye, I said.

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01:10:50,960 --> 01:10:51,040
Speaker 3: No.

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01:10:51,160 --> 01:10:55,680
Speaker 2: Gifts is an exactly right production. Our senior producer is

1450
01:10:55,960 --> 01:10:59,839
Speaker 2: Ellis Nelson, and our episodes are beautifully mixed by Ben Holliday.

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01:11:00,560 --> 01:11:04,000
Speaker 2: The theme song is by miracle Worker Amy Mann, and

1452
01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:06,920
Speaker 2: we couldn't do it without our booker, Patrick Cottner. You

1453
01:11:07,240 --> 01:11:10,360
Speaker 2: must follow the show on Instagram. At I said, no gifts.

1454
01:11:10,360 --> 01:11:12,160
Speaker 2: That's where you're going to see pictures of all these

1455
01:11:12,200 --> 01:11:14,920
Speaker 2: wonderful gifts I'm getting. And don't you want to see

1456
01:11:14,920 --> 01:11:17,879
Speaker 2: the gifts I invit?

1457
01:11:17,960 --> 01:11:18,880
Speaker 3: Did you hear?

1458
01:11:21,280 --> 01:11:23,920
Speaker 1: Gonta man? Myself perfectly clear?

1459
01:11:25,240 --> 01:11:26,519
Speaker 3: But you're a guest to me.

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01:11:29,400 --> 01:11:35,640
Speaker 1: You gotta come to me empty, And I said, no gifts.

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01:11:35,720 --> 01:11:41,599
Speaker 1: You're our presences, presence enough, and I already had too

1462
01:11:41,840 --> 01:11:42,680
Speaker 1: much stuff.

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Speaker 3: So how do you dare to survey me