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Speaker 1: I am Rappers stereo podcast Sick Fuck of the Week.

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Speaker 1: You hear the theme song, you hear the theme music. I

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Speaker 1: this policy kick this fucking guy out, Kick this fucking

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Speaker 1: course you're jewophobic and you don't like black people homophobic, transphobic, jeophobic,

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Speaker 1: But there is an investigation on Terry Rogier about potential

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Speaker 1: possible I hope this isn't true, potential possible gambling, illegal

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Speaker 1: you never know, they're saying. I read somewhere on Twitter

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Speaker 1: that it might have to do with what's his name's brother, Porter,

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Speaker 1: I really hope this isn't true because this will be

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Speaker 1: one of the probably shit. Oh yeah, Terry Rogier at

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Speaker 1: one point was like the dude you know with his

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Speaker 1: run with the Celtics. But he's a name. This isn't like,

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Speaker 1: you know, I didn't even know Porter had a brother.

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Speaker 1: But Terry Rosier is no slotch. He plays with the

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Speaker 1: Miami Heat. Again, no charges have been filed, but there

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Speaker 1: is an investigation investigation into sports betting within the NBA,

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Speaker 1: and I'm pretty sure if you're an NBA player, obviously

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Speaker 1: you certainly ain't allowed to bet on NBA games. So

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Speaker 1: that is what they are saying is going on. And

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Speaker 1: it's just I really hope that isn't true for the NBA.

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Speaker 1: Professional sports doesn't need that. The NBA really doesn't need that.

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Speaker 1: Another thing going on in the NBA. Adam Silver was

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Speaker 1: I love Jim Lampley. I've been on Jim Lampley's podcast

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Speaker 1: talking about how he loves the idea. He likes it.

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Speaker 1: Didn't say it's gonna happen of shortening NBA quarters to

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Speaker 1: and they're talking about shortening the quarters to ten minutes.

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Speaker 1: Just let these guys, how about we just they don't play.

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Speaker 1: How about the NBA there's no more games. How about

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Speaker 1: just shut the fucking league gun and make them like

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Speaker 1: all like avatars and video games, like just have them

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Speaker 1: play as themselves in video games. Because this is what

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Speaker 1: we're going at. We got load management. We've already fucked

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Speaker 1: up the All Star game you got in season two.

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Speaker 1: How about you just let like staff, you let all

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Speaker 1: the Plamelo Bowl. They don't actually play basketball anymore. They

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Speaker 1: just play video games and we watch them play as themselves.

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Speaker 1: You get teams, and you'll be able to save so

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Speaker 1: much money on this. You can have like just the stars,

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Speaker 1: just the guys that we want to watch play as

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Speaker 1: themselves doing video games. You need to shorten the quarters

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Speaker 1: because they might shorten the games and YadA, YadA, YadA.

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Speaker 1: Are you fucking kidding me? How many more corners and

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Speaker 1: coddling do you need to cut? How many more quarters

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Speaker 1: and coddling do we need to cut for the NBA players,

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Speaker 1: the twenty one, twenty two, twenty three, the oldest players,

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Speaker 1: Lebron James, he's forty and he's a freak. How much

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Speaker 1: more coddling do they need to do to make the

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Speaker 1: NBA appealing again, make the NBA great again, Make the

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Speaker 1: NBA great again. I don't understand that. I don't understand,

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Speaker 1: like they need to cut it down to make the

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Speaker 1: game shorter, to make the you know, less amount of

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Speaker 1: minutes on their bodies. What the fuck are we doing here?

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Speaker 1: I really hope they don't do this, because, like I said,

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Speaker 1: coming up in a couple of weeks is the NBA

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Speaker 1: All Star Game, which is such a depressing weekend. It's

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Speaker 1: such an embarrassing weekend. So I just I hope that

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Speaker 1: that this never happened, and I hope they figure out

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Speaker 1: a way to make the NBA great again, because you

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Speaker 1: know they're talking about like, you know, Lebron's eventually going

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Speaker 1: to retire at some point, Steph is going to eventually retire.

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Speaker 1: Durant's gonna eventually retire, and they're talking about the face

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Speaker 1: of the NBA. There always needs to be a face

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Speaker 1: of the NBA. And right now, you know, as fun

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Speaker 1: and as unique as Victor Wemberyanna is, Victor whatever the

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Speaker 1: fuck his name is, Webin Webbin Yam, Webin Yama, he's

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Speaker 1: not the face of the NBA. He can't be the

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Speaker 1: face of the NBA. And it's never gonna be like Jordan,

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Speaker 1: although Jordan wasn't you know, by himself. There was Isaiah Thomas,

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Speaker 1: and of course you know it was Magic Johnson. But

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Speaker 1: you know then Jordan's are pasted, all of them. I mean,

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Speaker 1: he was truly the face of the NBA. But like,

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Speaker 1: who's gonna be the guy the face of the NBA

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Speaker 1: when Steph Lebron, Durant and these guys go out and

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Speaker 1: they're gonna be going out soon. Is it gonna be

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Speaker 1: Jahn Morant? Good player, great player, does some great ship,

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Speaker 1: But I don't think he has that Jenna, see Kuah,

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Speaker 1: It's obviously not gonna be Zion Williamson. I don't think

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Speaker 1: it's gonna be Wemby. You know, as unique as he is,

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Speaker 1: it's certainly not gonna be the joker who's out there

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Speaker 1: eating popcorn when he's on the bench. I'm not gonna

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Speaker 1: say it's always gonna be great and the NBA is

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Speaker 1: always gonna be you know, the NBA. But I think

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Speaker 1: they got some. Maybe that's why they got to start

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Speaker 1: figuring these things out now, because uh Jahn Moran isn't

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Speaker 1: gonna be the you know he's in Memphis Grizzlies. I

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Speaker 1: just don't. I don't see it. He's dope, but he's

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Speaker 1: not AI. He doesn't have that charisma of AI. He's

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Speaker 1: ai Ish, but he ain't Ai. Anyway, I want everybody

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