WEBVTT - CTBooty: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode 0:00:03.400 --> 0:00:10.280 Motherfucking mini episode, mini episode, motherfucking mini episod. 0:00:13.520 --> 0:00:18.600 I in D E P E N D E and T. 0:00:18.920 --> 0:00:22.279 Do you know what that means? There? It is there, 0:00:22.320 --> 0:00:26.920 it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal episode 0:00:26.960 --> 0:00:28.200 of My Mama Told Me. 0:00:28.520 --> 0:00:31.960 The podcasts where if we dive deep into the pockets 0:00:32.000 --> 0:00:34.520 of black conspiracy speriods. 0:00:33.920 --> 0:00:37.280 And we finally worked to approve the theories that you 0:00:37.440 --> 0:00:38.920 little Mama's got at home. 0:00:39.040 --> 0:00:39.559 Let's go. 0:00:39.680 --> 0:00:41.640 It's a motherfucking mini episode. 0:00:42.080 --> 0:00:47.800 Yeah, I think, hm hmm, yeah. 0:00:48.000 --> 0:00:50.960 I like just a taste, just the taste of the song. 0:00:51.240 --> 0:00:52.879 You are real confident on that spelling. 0:00:52.960 --> 0:00:57.200 I like that I died took my time beforehand. Really, 0:01:00.800 --> 0:01:03.160 I cannot tell you how worried I am that we're 0:01:03.160 --> 0:01:08.520 going to get an email next week and somebody being like, 0:01:08.640 --> 0:01:09.640 you fool. 0:01:10.240 --> 0:01:12.440 I wouldn't have I wouldn't have done it. It was bold. 0:01:12.680 --> 0:01:14.520 I respect it. I wouldn't have done. 0:01:14.400 --> 0:01:19.400 It, you fucking fool. How could you misspell independent? 0:01:19.760 --> 0:01:21.760 Even as you were doing it. I was like kind 0:01:21.760 --> 0:01:23.959 of sounding it out in my head. 0:01:23.840 --> 0:01:34.360 And I'm like Stinkerman, I'm David. And we we have 0:01:34.480 --> 0:01:38.119 an email today from a person named Devo. Devo sent 0:01:38.240 --> 0:01:43.520 us an email and the subject line for this one 0:01:44.319 --> 0:01:46.920 is uh ct E and R and B. 0:01:48.360 --> 0:01:49.640 That's you know me. 0:01:52.480 --> 0:01:54.200 It's a provocative subject line. 0:01:54.200 --> 0:01:56.720 I would I like. I like both those things, uh 0:01:56.800 --> 0:02:01.120 huh in my in my entertainment, right. 0:02:01.160 --> 0:02:02.760 I like a little Antonio Brown. 0:02:02.840 --> 0:02:08.600 I like a little Bobby Brown him. Come on, come on, 0:02:08.720 --> 0:02:15.560 that beat up out of me jelly. If those two were. 0:02:15.480 --> 0:02:21.040 Hanging out, fuck man, the hits that feels like crossing 0:02:21.080 --> 0:02:23.040 the streams and Ghostbusters, you. 0:02:23.080 --> 0:02:25.160 Know, I mean, I mean like they would beat up 0:02:25.480 --> 0:02:26.520 up up a bunch of people. 0:02:26.560 --> 0:02:26.839 They would. 0:02:27.000 --> 0:02:32.880 Yeah, I think it mostly be Antonio at this point. 0:02:32.919 --> 0:02:35.600 Bobby be pretty winded, but he'd be encouraging him in 0:02:35.639 --> 0:02:35.959 a way. 0:02:36.080 --> 0:02:39.280 I think he still got one good karate kicking him, 0:02:39.320 --> 0:02:40.959 like the one he gave out of the chaplain that 0:02:41.080 --> 0:02:43.600 jah ruh video. You know what I'm trying. 0:02:44.240 --> 0:02:45.720 Of course, I know what you're talking about. 0:02:45.840 --> 0:02:47.880 It was a classic. I think he's got I think 0:02:47.919 --> 0:02:50.000 he could do that one time anytime. 0:02:50.240 --> 0:02:53.840 Yeah, you know, I get that, And I bet it's 0:02:53.880 --> 0:02:57.160 a rate. I bet that kick kills the guy. 0:02:57.360 --> 0:02:59.360 Oh, it would fuck you up. You catch it on 0:02:59.360 --> 0:03:02.760 the chair, because let's not forget Bobby Bigger or whatever 0:03:02.880 --> 0:03:03.239 he was that. 0:03:04.400 --> 0:03:07.280 Yeah, I think that that's my fucking kick, and you're 0:03:07.320 --> 0:03:11.080 gonna die and then his heart's gonna explode like John Henry, 0:03:11.160 --> 0:03:17.839 But I do think I didn't think he could kill 0:03:17.840 --> 0:03:20.160 a man with his one last karate kick. 0:03:20.560 --> 0:03:22.760 Yeah, I want that. I want that to be how 0:03:22.760 --> 0:03:27.160 he goes out him and jow Rule getting out of 0:03:27.200 --> 0:03:29.520 a chopper. Somebody says something slick. 0:03:30.280 --> 0:03:36.920 And he kicks their fucking head off, loving he fucking dies. 0:03:39.320 --> 0:03:42.560 Just a bumblebee, just a bumblebee of a of a man. 0:03:43.240 --> 0:03:45.880 I'm okay with it. But we're not here to talk 0:03:45.880 --> 0:03:48.480 about bumble bees. We're here to read one of your emails. 0:03:48.480 --> 0:03:50.920 You guys sent in you you cucks. 0:03:51.080 --> 0:03:58.119 And you COUKSU the Devo sent us this email CT. Well, 0:03:58.200 --> 0:04:02.040 let's see, because Devo begins the email by saying, greetings 0:04:02.120 --> 0:04:06.280 to the coon and your friend from the congo. I 0:04:06.280 --> 0:04:12.440 don't care about that one fucking bit. I don't like 0:04:12.600 --> 0:04:18.720 that at all, Like, not even a small piece of 0:04:18.839 --> 0:04:25.040 me feels remotely tolerant of whatever the fuck that was, Devo. 0:04:26.240 --> 0:04:32.680 There's no history in this show where that is an 0:04:32.720 --> 0:04:38.479 appropriate greeting to anybody that we were spect What the 0:04:38.640 --> 0:04:44.880 fuck are you talking about? The coon? I'll fucking kill you, defail, 0:04:47.400 --> 0:04:49.000 I'll shoot your foot off. 0:04:49.720 --> 0:04:52.040 He said it. He said it like you had called 0:04:52.080 --> 0:04:53.160 it so much. 0:04:53.360 --> 0:05:01.400 Like there's a history. That's crazy. Well, you're a wild 0:05:02.040 --> 0:05:05.000 bro out of your guts. That's crazy. 0:05:05.440 --> 0:05:07.240 You couldn't have thought that was gonna. 0:05:07.000 --> 0:05:10.160 Go over great, Divo, Come on, man, that's wild. I 0:05:10.200 --> 0:05:12.279 don't even want to read this bullshit no more, but 0:05:12.360 --> 0:05:17.479 I will. You started with the that's crazy, all right us. 0:05:17.320 --> 0:05:19.480 You were at work. We gotta keep reading this bullshit. 0:05:19.680 --> 0:05:22.480 Yeah, this is how I makes my money and feeds 0:05:22.560 --> 0:05:25.920 my baby. But I'll kill you devot. God damn, it's 0:05:25.960 --> 0:05:29.200 on site, he said. A friend of mine who smokes 0:05:29.240 --> 0:05:34.280 too much parenthetical recently suggested a link between R and 0:05:34.320 --> 0:05:37.640 B singers and CTE. She went on to site Ray J. 0:05:37.960 --> 0:05:43.040 Tyresee and Lauren Hill as quote unquote obvious proof. Please 0:05:43.279 --> 0:05:47.360 help Devo, and I believe the South African flag. Now 0:05:47.400 --> 0:05:52.000 I again, that means that you know English. Well, there's 0:05:52.279 --> 0:05:56.640 there's no translation issues here. You're a piece of shit, Devo, 0:05:56.760 --> 0:05:59.440 But go ahead. What do you think about this supposed 0:05:59.440 --> 0:06:01.720 to connection in between ct and R and B. 0:06:02.800 --> 0:06:07.480 I mean, I'm not gonna lie like those three people 0:06:07.520 --> 0:06:09.279 don't seem like maybe they got hit in the head. 0:06:10.200 --> 0:06:11.960 They do or they don't. 0:06:11.960 --> 0:06:13.640 For you, they make me seem like they could have 0:06:13.640 --> 0:06:14.640 got knocked around a little bit. 0:06:14.680 --> 0:06:18.320 Yeah, I think they got They all give big skull. 0:06:19.720 --> 0:06:19.800 Es. 0:06:20.040 --> 0:06:23.400 Here's I guess my thing. The difficulty with it for 0:06:23.560 --> 0:06:27.760 me is with football CT we see where they got hit. 0:06:27.680 --> 0:06:28.080 In the head. 0:06:28.680 --> 0:06:31.360 What are we attributing these head knocks to an R 0:06:31.440 --> 0:06:31.720 and B. 0:06:32.440 --> 0:06:33.719 Well, here's what I'll say. 0:06:33.720 --> 0:06:35.520 It's like falling over because did he drugs you at 0:06:35.560 --> 0:06:36.240 a party or. 0:06:43.240 --> 0:06:45.960 I like that as the theory, I will say that 0:06:46.040 --> 0:06:50.160 we are seeing a uptick of R and B singers 0:06:50.200 --> 0:06:54.640 getting in fights more maybe than we ever did. His story, I. 0:06:55.040 --> 0:06:56.720 Don't think that's the truth. I think they just didn't 0:06:56.720 --> 0:06:57.600 talk about it before. 0:06:57.760 --> 0:07:00.240 You think that their fights were happening as frequent only 0:07:00.279 --> 0:07:03.440 that Chris Brown and Usher is not a unique thing. 0:07:04.120 --> 0:07:06.040 I mean social media too. 0:07:06.360 --> 0:07:09.240 Yeah, you ever hear about the Eisley Brothers, like her 0:07:09.400 --> 0:07:11.280 Tale of the Eye, They used to operate like a 0:07:11.360 --> 0:07:14.080 gang like. I think it was because it was always 0:07:14.080 --> 0:07:17.080 like you had to be that dude to sing R 0:07:17.120 --> 0:07:20.160 and B. I think it just wasn't highly publicized. 0:07:21.120 --> 0:07:21.800 Now that's fair. 0:07:21.880 --> 0:07:24.200 I will and then when rap, and then when rap started, 0:07:24.560 --> 0:07:26.880 a lot of those guys because like rap started, and 0:07:26.920 --> 0:07:28.400 a lot of those guys who went on to be 0:07:28.440 --> 0:07:32.480 gangster rappers, they had rapped not started, they still would 0:07:32.480 --> 0:07:35.200 have tried to be R and B singers. You don't 0:07:35.240 --> 0:07:37.000 say what I'm saying, They just got a new place 0:07:37.040 --> 0:07:37.560 to put it. 0:07:38.480 --> 0:07:43.200 Yeah, I will say that this feels real to me 0:07:43.240 --> 0:07:45.480 when when I start to think about some of the 0:07:45.600 --> 0:07:51.360 other predating R and B, like James Brown constantly fistfighting 0:07:51.400 --> 0:07:55.560 with his own band and shit, yeah, he's like fucking 0:07:55.760 --> 0:07:59.160 gonna kill members of his band on a near nightly basis, 0:07:59.640 --> 0:08:03.200 Like you know, fucking yeah. There's just so many great 0:08:03.200 --> 0:08:06.160 examples I think of, like band David Ruffin is another 0:08:06.240 --> 0:08:08.400 example that comes to mind of Like, there's no way 0:08:08.480 --> 0:08:10.240 Otis didn't punched David in the. 0:08:10.200 --> 0:08:14.640 Head exactly exactly. I think there was always that kind 0:08:14.680 --> 0:08:18.480 of element right to it. I think it just wasn't 0:08:18.800 --> 0:08:24.320 you know, that was not conducive to their to their images. 0:08:24.480 --> 0:08:26.520 Even you heard Barry White talk about when he was 0:08:26.600 --> 0:08:28.360 young he used to be good with a bull with 0:08:28.600 --> 0:08:33.600 he said he could knock a flee off a dog's ass. 0:08:33.760 --> 0:08:35.880 You know, the only thing I know about about Barry 0:08:35.880 --> 0:08:38.040 White from being younger is that he was a thief. 0:08:38.080 --> 0:08:42.400 And I learned that from sixteen Blocks, that Most Deaf movie. 0:08:42.559 --> 0:08:44.960 I never finished it. Barry White's a thief. 0:08:45.360 --> 0:08:50.200 That's so the core of the sort of like moral 0:08:50.360 --> 0:08:53.320 argument inside of the film for Most Death is that 0:08:53.400 --> 0:08:56.880 Barry White used to be a thief, and Most Death's 0:08:56.960 --> 0:08:59.680 character used to be a thief, and now he wants 0:08:59.720 --> 0:09:02.360 to like own a like a I think, like a 0:09:02.400 --> 0:09:05.280 restaurant or some shit or like a bakery. And so 0:09:05.360 --> 0:09:11.480 he's basically saying that Berry White can change. Why can't I? 0:09:10.240 --> 0:09:14.000 Oh, man, I thought that was a completely different movie. 0:09:14.360 --> 0:09:18.280 Okay, I don't know. Bruce Willis is the Most Death 0:09:19.600 --> 0:09:22.160 having to make it sixteen blocks so that Most Death 0:09:22.240 --> 0:09:25.560 can I think testify so you can get out of 0:09:25.600 --> 0:09:26.679 jail and become a chef. 0:09:26.800 --> 0:09:30.439 I don't remember it's but either way, I'm just saying 0:09:30.679 --> 0:09:33.160 I think that there were definitely R and B singers 0:09:33.200 --> 0:09:36.120 who were like that. Yeah, I think it just was 0:09:36.200 --> 0:09:39.680 not I think Rap kind of took took took the 0:09:39.800 --> 0:09:41.600 shine away from it, you know what I mean. 0:09:41.960 --> 0:09:44.280 So to that point, if we really look at R 0:09:44.320 --> 0:09:47.679 and B singers from the past, two Casey and Jojo 0:09:47.920 --> 0:09:52.800 are the most ct motherfuckers out there. 0:09:53.200 --> 0:09:56.880 Somebody dropped that little one upside down. Somebody hit that 0:09:56.920 --> 0:09:59.320 nigga with the tombstone because he's going nuts. 0:10:02.080 --> 0:10:06.520 Yeah, that the video, and I'm sure we're thinking of 0:10:06.600 --> 0:10:07.200 the same thing. 0:10:07.280 --> 0:10:10.080 But that video thinking about him writing that man eating chicken. 0:10:10.559 --> 0:10:12.840 No, that's not what I was thinking of at all. 0:10:13.800 --> 0:10:17.840 Oh the Casey and Jojo. 0:10:18.520 --> 0:10:20.600 Yeah, where he's riding on top of that guy and 0:10:20.640 --> 0:10:23.840 he's eating the chicken. No, hold on, I got it, 0:10:23.880 --> 0:10:27.120 he continued to I'm gonna find this. No, I'm very excited. 0:10:27.160 --> 0:10:30.000 The video I was thinking of was when he passes 0:10:30.080 --> 0:10:33.880 out on stage at the concert and then has to 0:10:33.920 --> 0:10:38.800 have like they keep performing while his limp body gets 0:10:38.880 --> 0:10:40.240 dragged off of stage. 0:10:41.880 --> 0:10:44.640 Oh no, that seems terrible. 0:10:45.000 --> 0:10:50.000 Yeah, no, it's really funny. I'm glad we get to 0:10:50.080 --> 0:10:51.920 dred Casey and Jojo videos. 0:10:51.960 --> 0:10:52.760 This is exciting. 0:10:59.520 --> 0:11:05.280 We're you because we have new merch. We have very 0:11:05.320 --> 0:11:09.400 exciting merch that we are now selling and it's it's 0:11:09.480 --> 0:11:10.160 fucking great. 0:11:10.240 --> 0:11:10.720 We love it. 0:11:10.800 --> 0:11:14.880 So much just sleek. It's sexy. 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Huh, this took 0:12:20.920 --> 0:12:21.880 me to Facebook. 0:12:22.120 --> 0:12:25.439 I mean, you know, I dove in dark parts of 0:12:25.480 --> 0:12:25.959 the internet. 0:12:26.880 --> 0:12:42.760 Give me some of that. Oh my god, you know 0:12:42.840 --> 0:12:46.599 what he killed me? Is that the entire time it 0:12:46.679 --> 0:12:49.320 did Oncen't until after he's eating the chicken that I 0:12:49.360 --> 0:12:50.400 realize he's doing this. 0:12:50.800 --> 0:12:51.760 If you think you're. 0:12:51.720 --> 0:13:01.880 Lonely now your love, give me some of that. Wait 0:13:02.240 --> 0:13:10.040 until tune age on another man's shoulders. 0:13:10.120 --> 0:13:14.160 No less, because that, to me screams someone who's been 0:13:14.240 --> 0:13:16.160 hitting the head. Let me watch. I'm gonna watch Jojo 0:13:16.240 --> 0:13:19.480 passing out. Now, Okay, this is a minute forty five. 0:13:19.559 --> 0:13:20.720 Is that the right one? Yeah? 0:13:20.720 --> 0:13:21.680 Oh, that's the right one. 0:13:22.360 --> 0:13:24.560 Oh is this when it was just them too? 0:13:24.920 --> 0:13:27.679 Oh yeah, this is this is like within the last 0:13:27.800 --> 0:13:29.040 like four or five years. 0:13:29.320 --> 0:13:35.320 Oh no, okay, so oh no, oh, oh no, oh 0:13:35.440 --> 0:13:44.800 no oh this song. Oh security, security walked away. 0:13:45.000 --> 0:13:49.280 Yeah, security leaves them in casey's going. He's still going. 0:13:50.280 --> 0:13:53.480 Come on, man, just keeps going. He said, give it 0:13:53.520 --> 0:14:00.680 over my brother, oh man, as your literal brother all 0:14:00.840 --> 0:14:04.640 my life, in the middle of all my life, he died. 0:14:04.640 --> 0:14:07.719 And then he had to get up by himself. 0:14:08.400 --> 0:14:12.559 Security gave so little of a fuck that they left 0:14:12.640 --> 0:14:14.760 his crippled body out there. 0:14:15.920 --> 0:14:19.760 Oh man, Yeah. 0:14:19.440 --> 0:14:22.240 And your brother's just like give it up for my brother, y'all. 0:14:22.280 --> 0:14:23.600 He tried his best. 0:14:23.880 --> 0:14:27.440 One thing. I love my little brother. My brothers wouldn't 0:14:27.480 --> 0:14:28.520 let me go out like that. 0:14:28.520 --> 0:14:29.200 That's crazy. 0:14:29.240 --> 0:14:31.280 They'd have dragged me off, my big theyd dragging. 0:14:31.400 --> 0:14:34.440 That's that's you can't he hates his guts. 0:14:34.360 --> 0:14:37.520 Oh for sure, for sure. They probably is. Probably they 0:14:37.520 --> 0:14:39.200 were probably sucking each other's wives up. But it was 0:14:39.240 --> 0:14:39.840 a lot of stuff. 0:14:39.960 --> 0:14:42.480 Yeah, they they've hurt each other real bad. 0:14:42.720 --> 0:14:42.920 Yeah. 0:14:43.000 --> 0:14:45.960 Yeah, yeah, they left him out there to die. 0:14:47.360 --> 0:14:49.760 But I say all that to say, do I think 0:14:49.800 --> 0:14:52.240 that there's I think there's also a level I don't 0:14:52.280 --> 0:14:54.680 think the CTE is what it is. I think there's 0:14:54.680 --> 0:14:57.760 a level of unhinged you have to believe be to 0:14:57.880 --> 0:15:00.760 even believe that you can sing songs to make money. 0:15:02.120 --> 0:15:04.960 And I think that that lends itself to wild behavior. 0:15:05.440 --> 0:15:10.520 You're already over on that spectrum of like thinking, You're 0:15:10.520 --> 0:15:13.360 already over on that side of behavior where you're just 0:15:13.400 --> 0:15:15.880 doing crazy shit for you know, you know what I mean. 0:15:16.440 --> 0:15:21.120 Yeah, I wonder if we are missing a category of 0:15:21.280 --> 0:15:25.880 like brain damage and that maybe this isn't CCE is 0:15:25.920 --> 0:15:29.720 obviously specific to like the rattling of the brain that 0:15:29.760 --> 0:15:33.520 you get from like physical contact. I imagine that there's 0:15:33.560 --> 0:15:35.720 a type of brain damage that you have to be 0:15:35.840 --> 0:15:40.120 born with or develop in like a certain part of 0:15:40.160 --> 0:15:44.360 your youth that gives you that level of confidence to 0:15:44.520 --> 0:15:48.200 both be if you think you're lonely now as Nigga 0:15:48.400 --> 0:15:53.320 and I steal your chicken on another man's shoulders and sing, 0:15:54.080 --> 0:15:56.920 you know what I mean, Like, it's it's you have 0:15:57.000 --> 0:16:00.240 to have gone through some damage that isn't just us 0:16:00.880 --> 0:16:02.960 slamming your head into another head. 0:16:03.360 --> 0:16:06.880 What's the term Dunning Kruger effect. I think that kind 0:16:06.920 --> 0:16:10.560 of plays. I don't know, you never heard of Dunny Krueger. 0:16:10.760 --> 0:16:14.840 Let me look it up. It's it's basically like it's 0:16:15.080 --> 0:16:17.000 I think a lot of performers have it. It's basically 0:16:17.080 --> 0:16:20.680 like we're incompetent. People think they're overly competent in all 0:16:20.760 --> 0:16:24.120 kinds of things. Oh okay, okay. So the Dunning and 0:16:24.160 --> 0:16:28.040 Kruger effect is a cognitive cognitive bias in which people 0:16:28.080 --> 0:16:33.640 with limited competence and a particular domain overestimate their abilities. 0:16:33.880 --> 0:16:36.280 M I think there's a lot of that within R 0:16:36.320 --> 0:16:38.560 and B. I think it's just like people forget that 0:16:38.960 --> 0:16:43.120 we're so used to it, right, seeing entertainers and understanding 0:16:43.120 --> 0:16:45.000 what that is. But it is a wild thing to 0:16:45.080 --> 0:16:48.720 even want to do. Yeah, you know what I mean. 0:16:48.720 --> 0:16:51.520 It's kind of unhinged. Us included right. 0:16:51.640 --> 0:16:55.960 To get paid for something that anyone theoretically could be doing, 0:16:56.000 --> 0:16:57.920 and we just live our lives off of it. 0:16:58.040 --> 0:16:59.920 Yeah, bro, I thought I could buy a house do 0:17:00.160 --> 0:17:03.160 what people do to each other on their lunch breaks. Yes, 0:17:03.440 --> 0:17:04.959 you know what I mean. It's like kind of a 0:17:04.960 --> 0:17:06.640 delusional place to come from in. 0:17:06.640 --> 0:17:10.720 General, and not only buy a house. You you like me, 0:17:11.160 --> 0:17:13.959 like all of us, you think you deserve the best 0:17:14.000 --> 0:17:18.280 house off of Yeah, off of truly something that they 0:17:18.280 --> 0:17:22.160 could replicate like with a text message. 0:17:22.560 --> 0:17:25.200 Yeah. And by the way, this isn't basketball. There are 0:17:25.240 --> 0:17:28.800 guys who are better than who are better than me 0:17:28.840 --> 0:17:32.160 at this in the building across the street right now. Yeah, 0:17:33.200 --> 0:17:36.200 it's fun. Yeah, it's not like it's not like people 0:17:36.400 --> 0:17:38.399 people love to talk about it like it's hoop or 0:17:38.400 --> 0:17:40.320 some shit like that where it's like they had to 0:17:40.359 --> 0:17:43.240 go find women Yama. There's a women Yama on every 0:17:43.320 --> 0:17:44.560 block for human dog. 0:17:44.680 --> 0:17:47.280 The barber next to my barber is the funniest nigga 0:17:47.320 --> 0:17:54.719 I've ever met in my life like this nigga's a genius. 0:17:54.840 --> 0:17:57.880 I've met people in literally every station of life who 0:17:57.880 --> 0:18:03.080 were funner than me. Crackheads, doctors, come on lawyers due 0:18:03.080 --> 0:18:04.880 to work at seven eleven. 0:18:04.920 --> 0:18:07.760 Like dudes that wish they could work at seven eleven. 0:18:08.000 --> 0:18:11.879 Yeah, yeah, it has no, it holds no, it's like not. 0:18:12.119 --> 0:18:14.080 It's that's why I get so mad when people tie 0:18:14.119 --> 0:18:17.720 morality into it, Like, don't expect the funniest guy to 0:18:17.760 --> 0:18:20.960 be the most moral guy, because has nothing at all 0:18:21.000 --> 0:18:23.240 to do with it. And if that's what you're looking for, 0:18:23.560 --> 0:18:26.520 you're stupid. I'm sorry, you're a stupid person. 0:18:26.680 --> 0:18:30.200 That's also when comedy turns into bullshit is when like 0:18:30.400 --> 0:18:32.520 we were I was truly just talking about this with 0:18:32.560 --> 0:18:35.639 the homie this weekend of like, as soon as somebody 0:18:35.640 --> 0:18:38.080 gets told that they're like a truth teller or that 0:18:38.200 --> 0:18:42.480 like they see society for what it is, their comedy 0:18:42.520 --> 0:18:44.320 turns into fucking ass. 0:18:44.560 --> 0:18:45.119 Stinks. 0:18:45.280 --> 0:18:48.399 It just stinks. Every one of our heroes that turned 0:18:48.400 --> 0:18:52.000 into truth tellers stink because that's not what the fuck 0:18:52.080 --> 0:18:55.040 we're good at. That's not what we're doing over here. 0:18:55.359 --> 0:18:57.440 Truth tellers, thought leaders, all that. 0:18:57.400 --> 0:18:59.840 Shit, trash bro it's stink. 0:19:00.359 --> 0:19:03.880 Yeah, it's not good. I think there's like an artistry 0:19:03.880 --> 0:19:05.680 to it, for sure that I believe in, but all 0:19:05.680 --> 0:19:06.240 that other shit. 0:19:06.760 --> 0:19:09.040 But I think it's an artistry in the way that 0:19:09.240 --> 0:19:13.000 like the fucking Sistine Chapel kind of has some accidents 0:19:13.040 --> 0:19:15.040 in there. 0:19:15.040 --> 0:19:17.200 They put too many olives on my subway sandwich. 0:19:17.440 --> 0:19:20.480 Yeah, it's just like, yeah, I guess artistry, I guess, 0:19:20.600 --> 0:19:24.440 but but you don't know how to replicate it perfectly. 0:19:24.080 --> 0:19:24.640 You know what I mean? 0:19:24.680 --> 0:19:28.000 Like that just you you just hit a sweet spot. 0:19:28.040 --> 0:19:31.760 We all ride a sick wave, a sick sick wave. 0:19:32.359 --> 0:19:35.240 What the fuck are you telling the truth about nothing? 0:19:36.040 --> 0:19:38.600 And why do you go to a funny guy for 0:19:38.640 --> 0:19:40.719 the truth, you idiot? There's experts. 0:19:41.160 --> 0:19:45.520 Yeah, go listen to a podcast with smarter people. 0:19:45.840 --> 0:19:50.640 Yeah, what are you talking about? Maybe Ari Shafir shouldn't 0:19:50.640 --> 0:19:54.240 fucking form your ideas on foreign policy. 0:19:54.520 --> 0:19:58.600 A shouldn't have even the slightest way in it. No 0:19:58.600 --> 0:20:01.680 matter what side of the or Shafar table you're on, 0:20:01.840 --> 0:20:04.240 he should not sway you in the least. 0:20:04.640 --> 0:20:08.000 That being said, please follow me a cool guy jokes 0:20:08.000 --> 0:20:09.840 eighty seven. I am a new thought leader. 0:20:13.480 --> 0:20:16.040 Got a lot of thoughts you look like you need 0:20:16.080 --> 0:20:16.639 some leading. 0:20:17.040 --> 0:20:19.919 Yeah, uh no, but yeah, that's so. I feel like 0:20:20.040 --> 0:20:23.000 less as far as this conspiracy, I feel like less 0:20:23.040 --> 0:20:26.159 ct more than people who are prone to do that 0:20:26.200 --> 0:20:28.360 as a job are kind of prone to wild behavior. 0:20:28.920 --> 0:20:32.760 Yeah, yeah, that makes sense. You have to lead with 0:20:32.840 --> 0:20:36.080 a fair amount of ego to want any version of celebrity, 0:20:36.640 --> 0:20:41.919 and I would say R and B especially feels like 0:20:42.000 --> 0:20:45.480 a very vulnerable version of the game because you both 0:20:45.560 --> 0:20:51.199 have to to constantly be demonstrating sensitivity while also flexing 0:20:51.240 --> 0:20:54.680 that you are the opposite of the identity that you 0:20:54.760 --> 0:20:58.879 create for your audience. You are both a hardened man 0:20:59.520 --> 0:21:03.560 and a sensitive lover, a gentle sort of like make 0:21:03.640 --> 0:21:07.800 lovey type person, and that those don't always make sense, 0:21:07.800 --> 0:21:10.480 and only a crazy person could make that work. 0:21:11.280 --> 0:21:12.160 And I'm okay with it. 0:21:12.920 --> 0:21:14.199 I prefer it. 0:21:14.440 --> 0:21:16.440 Give me some more hits, tray songs. 0:21:16.640 --> 0:21:21.480 I don't want Tyres to get healthy. I want him 0:21:21.480 --> 0:21:23.360 to stay just the way he is. 0:21:24.040 --> 0:21:26.159 You know, I can't get behind that. 0:21:27.359 --> 0:21:29.880 I can't give behind You can be honest. 0:21:30.119 --> 0:21:32.919 You're saying I don't think he's making us another hit 0:21:33.040 --> 0:21:36.000 song is why I can't give But but I'm saying 0:21:36.560 --> 0:21:38.240 he's got another sweet lady in him. 0:21:38.280 --> 0:21:40.960 That don't matter, my guy, who could put all that 0:21:41.119 --> 0:21:45.280 behind you? I'm saying the Tyrese that we have, the 0:21:45.600 --> 0:21:49.560 contributions that he makes to our culture. You're saying you 0:21:49.600 --> 0:21:55.480 want a grounded, well rounded tyres I don't. 0:21:55.800 --> 0:21:57.959 I would like that for him on the way out. Yeah, 0:21:58.200 --> 0:21:58.960 on the way out. 0:21:59.080 --> 0:22:02.040 Sure, but he's got at least seven more years than him. 0:22:02.720 --> 0:22:08.760 Come on, yeah, I don't want him beefing with the 0:22:08.880 --> 0:22:15.240 rock for reasons he can't explain. That's so funny, It. 0:22:15.280 --> 0:22:18.960 Is so funny. It's tough. You really bring out the 0:22:18.960 --> 0:22:19.439 worst of me. 0:22:23.440 --> 0:22:25.080 I just don't want him to get healing. 0:22:25.400 --> 0:22:27.360 No, I get it, I get it, I get it. 0:22:27.600 --> 0:22:29.840 Call me a bad guy, I just don't think he should. 0:22:29.960 --> 0:22:31.000 He should be whole. 0:22:35.080 --> 0:22:35.840 I think you did it. 0:22:36.000 --> 0:22:37.560 I think we did it too. Can you tell the 0:22:37.560 --> 0:22:39.360