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Speaker 1: My wife's an amazing mother. We have five children. Can

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Speaker 1: you believe that? Five children? Thank you? It is something

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Speaker 1: I regret because there's.

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Speaker 2: Too many of them. There's way too many.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes at dinner, I just pretend I'm hosting a reality show.

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Speaker 2: So you think you're going to college because they all

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Speaker 2: can't go. They all can't go. Not if I'm getting

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Speaker 2: that boat. I'm kidding.

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Speaker 1: Obviously I'm not getting the boat, and not until I

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Speaker 1: get a motorcycle.

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Speaker 2: My kids find me annoying.

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Speaker 1: All children find their parents annoying, which is kind of

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Speaker 1: ironic given children essentially ruin.

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Speaker 2: Their parents' lives.

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Speaker 1: Parents give their children their time, their energy, and their money,

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Speaker 1: and we repay our parents with resentment.

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Speaker 3: You ever seen.

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Speaker 1: Adults get a phone call from one of the parents,

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Speaker 1: You'd think it was a debt collector.

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Speaker 2: That's my mom.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know you took care of me for a

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Speaker 1: quarter of a century, but now it's not a good time.

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Speaker 4: You ever wonder what your kids think about you, or

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Speaker 4: any other adult for that matter. Okay, well, Google just

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Speaker 4: shared a bunch of stats on the top things American

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Speaker 4: kids have been googling about adults. So in three minutes,

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Speaker 4: you'll know exactly what kids are trying to figure out

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Speaker 4: about you, and we'll go over it next. It's the

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Speaker 4: Jewel Show. What do your kids think about you? It's

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Speaker 4: the Jewel Show. Haven't you always wanted to know what

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Speaker 4: kids think about adults? Well now you can because Google

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Speaker 4: just released a bunch of stats on the top things

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Speaker 4: American kids have been googling about adults. And some of

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Speaker 4: the answers are pretty funny. So we'll go over it

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Speaker 4: now so you can see what kids are googling to

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Speaker 4: try to figure out about adults.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I call my daughter googling the other day? Was

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Speaker 5: she googling? Pretty spright?

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Speaker 2: My dad's the greatest dad.

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Speaker 3: Oh, although I feel like it's something she would do.

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Speaker 4: Here are some of the top things that kids are

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Speaker 4: googling about adults. Why are adults always tired? Is one

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Speaker 4: of the top sources on Google.

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Speaker 6: I'd like to know the answer to that.

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Speaker 2: Doesn't up with a mirror?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, just just because of you, Google just released a

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Speaker 4: bunch of stats on the top things that kids are

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Speaker 4: googling about adults.

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Speaker 5: Here's another one. Why are adults always busy?

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 2: That's a fair question.

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Speaker 7: The answer is trying to support you it goes back

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Speaker 7: to the kid.

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Speaker 6: That's also kind of sad.

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Speaker 3: The kids like, oh, the adult that I wants attention

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Speaker 3: is too busy to spend time with me, and I

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Speaker 3: want to know why someone to google it?

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Speaker 5: Oh, well, that hurts me hard.

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Speaker 2: Say it like that.

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Speaker 4: Here's another one of the top things that kids are

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Speaker 4: googling about adults. Why are adults always so late to trends?

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Speaker 4: Is one of the top searches as well.

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Speaker 5: What we're not spending our entire life online? Kiddoh yeah, Actually.

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Speaker 6: Here's dad's answer.

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Speaker 4: The trend that you're on right now was a trend

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Speaker 4: when I was your age, so you're actually super lay.

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Speaker 4: Here's another one of the top searches that kids are

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Speaker 4: googling about adults. Google, which just released a bunch of

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Speaker 4: stats on the things kids have been googling about adults.

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Speaker 5: Why are adults so stupid?

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Speaker 6: Fun? Used to happen for you to sit down and google.

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Speaker 4: That anything like just any disagreement whatsoever, Like you know,

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Speaker 4: my daughter would say something and I would go, well,

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Speaker 4: that's that's not true, or I've never heard of that,

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Speaker 4: and then.

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Speaker 5: Why are the adults so stupid? I feel like if

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Speaker 5: I had Google readily available to me. I would have

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Speaker 5: googled that like every day. Zero.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. At the age of like six, kids googling Brandy.

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Speaker 7: Like really scares me. I was babysitting this one kid

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Speaker 7: once and he was a really cute kid. But I

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Speaker 7: looked over at his iPad at one point and he

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Speaker 7: was googling like.

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Speaker 6: Why aren't my parents here? Why do my parents lock

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Speaker 6: their doors?

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Speaker 5: Why?

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Speaker 7: Or like why he googled like what are how.

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Speaker 5: Are babies made?

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Speaker 7: I'm like, oh my God, like, let's please, like, let's not.

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Speaker 5: Do not google that.

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Speaker 6: I was like, He's like, well, do you.

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Speaker 5: Want to tell me? I'm like, they're not my gig.

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Speaker 6: I'm like, no, I do not.

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Speaker 5: It's six dollars an hours not going to cover that kid.

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Speaker 5: Oh Google lsobody.

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Speaker 4: They also released a bunch of stats on just the

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Speaker 4: things that kids are googling as well, and one of

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Speaker 4: those is where do babies come from?

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Speaker 5: And do they come out with clothes?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 5: I wish they did.

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Speaker 2: I save a lot of money.

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Speaker 4: Oh. Another one of the top things that American kids

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Speaker 4: are googling is why do I have to go to school?

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Speaker 5: If Google knows everything? Why is that? Kind of that's

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Speaker 5: a good point.

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Speaker 6: That's a smart kid.

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Speaker 3: Just wait till they get their hands on chat, GPT

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Speaker 3: and all of AI. I want to school a brad

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Speaker 3: kid question ye oh.

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Speaker 5: No no no, no, no, no no no. That is

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Speaker 5: a kid that's not going to know how to talk

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Speaker 5: to any human. Oh. That is the key success point

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Speaker 5: of going to school.

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Speaker 4: Here's another one of the searches from Google from American children.

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Speaker 4: If people die, do they turn into ghosts who watch

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Speaker 4: us in the bathroom? That's oddly, it's been searched enough

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Speaker 4: that it's in the top searches.

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Speaker 5: You're doing some weird stuff in the bathroom. Want to

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Speaker 5: make sure nobody's like cluing in on that.

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Speaker 6: Never mind, Yeah, that's actually really smart.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, here's another one of the top searches.

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Speaker 6: Sometimes I'm buy myself. I just saw my grandma to leave.

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Speaker 6: She's fine, but if she is watching me, oh.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I never do that. I'm always like.

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Speaker 6: Grandma when that's happening.

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Speaker 3: My grandma was one of those people who was always

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Speaker 3: around and like, I feel like she loves me so much.

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Speaker 3: She'd always find a way to be around, and sometimes

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Speaker 3: I just have to remind her to go.

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Speaker 4: People who have passed on they're always watching. Not right now, like,

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Speaker 4: enjoy the show. Yeah, a little boy's all grown up,

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Speaker 4: isn't he?

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Speaker 5: Get out of here, your perverts.

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Speaker 2: You stop making so much noise in state.

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Speaker 6: Now, Victoria is gonna ask her grandma to leave you.

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Speaker 7: I'm like, I can't think of my Grandma's

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Speaker 4: Just better to be safe than sorry, Grandma, you ever

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Speaker 4: seen a helicopter before