WEBVTT - Happy Independence Day! (minisode)

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of the Black Effect

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<v Speaker 1>Podcast Network and iHeartRadio.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another episode of Reasonably shake Dy. I am

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<v Speaker 2>Jaseelle Bryant. What's that? What's up?

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<v Speaker 1>This is Robin Dixon. I hope you are having a

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<v Speaker 1>wonderful Monday. Yes, a wonderful summer.

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<v Speaker 2>A wonderful holiday. This is this is the holiday?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, this is lights, camera action, fireworks, barbecue. Where is

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<v Speaker 2>your Where is your barbecue? Are you? Are we having

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<v Speaker 2>a barbecue? Are we eating? You know what? Anything that's

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<v Speaker 2>on the queue? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you hosting? I'm not hosting. Okay, I don't do

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<v Speaker 1>you have Do you cook on the grill? Because I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know how to use mine? Yeah, I cook on

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<v Speaker 1>the grill.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. Mine has never been used, will probably never be used.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how to use it. But I do

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<v Speaker 2>have a very nice girl. Really, yes, oh man, I

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<v Speaker 2>need to use it. Okay, you did your whole outdoor space.

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<v Speaker 2>I know I need to get into it. I've been

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<v Speaker 2>busy robbing.

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't you have like, I don't know, one of

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<v Speaker 1>the men in your life come over and yeah, or

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<v Speaker 1>I can just have like on the grill, a real chef,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe a barbecuer.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and like partake and you have a little party.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my gokay, it's on come to my house. You

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<v Speaker 2>don't like tomorrow during the summer. No, no hot dogs

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<v Speaker 2>on the grill, ribs, salmon, none of it.

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even like smoke, Like I don't like smoke,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, because because the barber. If you don't know

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<v Speaker 2>what you're doing, it's a smoke fast.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So I when I'm outside on the grill, I

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<v Speaker 1>actually put a shower cap on my head because I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to.

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<v Speaker 2>In my hair. I don't want you have to take

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<v Speaker 2>a picture of it. I don't. I'll be there my

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<v Speaker 2>shower cap on the neighbors like, Hi, okay, does like

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<v Speaker 2>the black people live at whatever your age is it? Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>So does does wine cook on the groundpe? Okay? I

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<v Speaker 2>think I already knew that answer. So when you're cooking

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<v Speaker 2>on the grid with your shower cap on, what is

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<v Speaker 2>Win doing inside? Watching TV?

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<v Speaker 1>Or we might be like, oh, the flame looks a

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<v Speaker 1>little how you might need to turn.

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<v Speaker 2>It down out. I'm a need for him to make

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<v Speaker 2>you a drink or something. He needs to stur up

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<v Speaker 2>the lemonade.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes something, you're right? Yes, absolutely?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. So today, as we celebrate independence, I would like

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<v Speaker 2>to share that my daughter is officially quote independent. Grace

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<v Speaker 2>is at college orientation or yeah, she's doing a little

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<v Speaker 2>a little summer action, and I want her to embrace

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<v Speaker 2>her independence. Now, when do I get to say she's

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<v Speaker 2>not independent? How many times of her asking me for money? Right? Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>So is it like the four time she's gone asked

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<v Speaker 2>me to cash? Have her the third time? Which one?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it? Okay? Wait? So I assume they get this,

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<v Speaker 1>she gets an allowance or no.

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<v Speaker 2>So she had some really nice job situations. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 2>I asked her and that she got paid for. I

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<v Speaker 2>asked her, you're like, you know, you need some money

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<v Speaker 2>or whatever. She said, I'm good. Now, if a child

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<v Speaker 2>who's eighteen tells you they're good, right, believe them. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>walk away, Okay, turn around.

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<v Speaker 1>But clearly she's no longer good. Why because she says

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<v Speaker 1>she's asking you for a moment that she hasn't yet.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm the question out there is, oh, when are

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<v Speaker 2>they not independent?

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<v Speaker 1>She's not independent yet?

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<v Speaker 2>Not till she gets a job at W two pays

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<v Speaker 2>some Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Not until she's like I mean, in my opinion, not

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<v Speaker 1>until she's graduated and actually like working, has her own apartment,

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<v Speaker 1>her own place.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, true, yeah, very true. But I'm very I'm very

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<v Speaker 2>proud of her.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you when you graduated college, did you like go

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<v Speaker 1>to work right away and have your own Yeah? Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think I've moved back home for like two three weeks,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I had a job, and then I got

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<v Speaker 1>an apartment.

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<v Speaker 2>I got an apartment with a girlfriend of mine, a roommate. Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>And then she I was so excited, fell in love. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>and so she was always was there. She was always

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<v Speaker 2>at her boy. Matter of fact, you know the guy

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<v Speaker 2>she married, Oh you do? Okay, his name is blanking

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<v Speaker 2>on me right now. Who's the guy who's a real

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<v Speaker 2>estate agent? Oh boom, yeah, yeah him. So they fell

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<v Speaker 2>in love. She was always at his house. I had

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<v Speaker 2>the place to myself. She still continued to pay the rent,

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<v Speaker 2>thank god. And then after a year, I went got

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<v Speaker 2>a place by myself.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, nice, Yeah, yeah, I definitely. I graduated college, I

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<v Speaker 1>got a full time job. I did prolonged. So instead

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<v Speaker 1>of graduating in four years, I graduated in four and

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<v Speaker 1>a half and.

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<v Speaker 2>I did that. It's called super senior.

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<v Speaker 1>Super senior. I did that on purpose. Why Rob, I didn't,

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<v Speaker 1>like I knew, like while I was in like those

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<v Speaker 1>four years, I was like, I'm not ready to like

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<v Speaker 1>go out and be in the real world. So I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just gonna like not take instead of taking what five classes?

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<v Speaker 2>I took four? I thought it was because your father

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't available to write your papers or something something like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Just kidding, not kidding.

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<v Speaker 1>So anyway, So after my four and a half years

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<v Speaker 1>of college, Okay, yeah, I got a job and then

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<v Speaker 1>I had a roommate and then where was one?

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<v Speaker 2>He was still in college? How many years did he take?

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<v Speaker 1>So? You know, one played basketball? Yeah, I'm aware, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So he finished he did so, he finished his college eligible.

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<v Speaker 1>He finished playing basketball in college. He played four years

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<v Speaker 1>of college basketball.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's get the story straight. I'm getting it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm getting it together. I'm got it together.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So he stopped playing his senior year. Ye mean, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>he played four years of basketball Maryland.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you sure?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, two thousand and two. Well, Jesus, he finished his

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<v Speaker 1>playing his basketball playing career at Maryland. Okay two Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Then he went to play in the NBA. Okay, and

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<v Speaker 1>then in two thousand and thirteen, okay, he went back

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<v Speaker 1>and finished his course.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's nice. Yeah, Okay, that's actually admirable. It is.

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<v Speaker 1>However, during that time, so from between two thousand and

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<v Speaker 1>two and twenty thirteen, every summer, like every NBA off season,

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<v Speaker 1>I would say to him, one, go to summer school,

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<v Speaker 1>like work on your degree, go get your finish a degree.

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<v Speaker 1>Finish a degree. And he would always be like huh.

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<v Speaker 1>He would always like put it off, and he'd be like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna play basketball time. I'm like fifty, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>need it, like I mean, you know, like no, I

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<v Speaker 1>would play basketball for like another ten years. Like he

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<v Speaker 1>would always put it off off, And then two thousand

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<v Speaker 1>and nine was his last year of playing professional of

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<v Speaker 1>playing NBA basketball. He played a couple of years overseas

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<v Speaker 1>and he had like he ended up having really bad

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<v Speaker 1>knee problems, and so he was forced to stop playing. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so he stopped playing. He didn't have a degree. Can't

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<v Speaker 1>really get a ton of jobs without a degree, especially

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<v Speaker 1>like he wanted to go in coach, and he couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>even start his college coaching career because he didn't have

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<v Speaker 1>a degree. Oh so, then it came back to them,

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<v Speaker 1>I told you so, said.

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<v Speaker 2>That, Rob. Hell yeah, I said that, Robin. That's like

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<v Speaker 2>the key. You know, You're never supposed to say I

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<v Speaker 2>told you I told you so all the time. What

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<v Speaker 2>do you yeah, I told you so, girl?

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<v Speaker 1>I am and I told you so girl, No way,

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<v Speaker 1>I am.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. So, but he'll even come back and be like,

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<v Speaker 2>you were right. I know, but you're supposed to allow

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<v Speaker 2>him to say, Robin, you were right. You're not supposed

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<v Speaker 2>to say.

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<v Speaker 1>I told you so, and I'd be like, mm hmm,

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<v Speaker 1>I told you so. You okay, So you ain't want

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<v Speaker 1>to listen?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay? Do you which one? Do you which one happens first?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you say I told you so first? Or do

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<v Speaker 2>you wait for him to say it and then you

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<v Speaker 2>say I told youself because that's important for a relationship

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<v Speaker 2>and we weren't even supposed touch on relationships today.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I know, I think he'll say it first.

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<v Speaker 1>You think, yeah, he'll say it first, and then I'll

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<v Speaker 1>be like, mm hm, I told you so.

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<v Speaker 2>Any want to listen? Okay? So that's that's that's respective.

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<v Speaker 2>That's better that's better. But if you come at him,

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<v Speaker 2>like charging at him, because I've done that a time

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<v Speaker 2>or two. If you start charging at him like I

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<v Speaker 2>told you so, with your fake pointing your finger.

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<v Speaker 1>Well no, I don't do it that bad, Okay, but

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<v Speaker 1>he'll be like you know during that time, Man, I

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<v Speaker 1>want to I need to get a job, but I

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<v Speaker 1>need to agree, and i'd be like, mmm, I told

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<v Speaker 1>you so. Any want to listen all the and then

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<v Speaker 1>I go on to the little rant autumn years, every

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<v Speaker 1>every summer, every off season, I said, go to so,

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<v Speaker 1>go to summer school. Go to summer school. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>only have nine credits left? Go to summer school? You

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<v Speaker 1>only had nine? Yeah, you can do nine in one summer,

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<v Speaker 1>can you. Yes, that's three courses.

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<v Speaker 2>That's three courses, that's right.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you have like an internship and like a couple

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<v Speaker 1>other classes. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, he got the big I told you so.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeahsh how we got here, been here?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So we're happy.

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<v Speaker 2>So one received his independence his collegiate independence Get Independence

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<v Speaker 2>Day twenty thirteen from the University of Maryland. Yes, congratulations one.

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<v Speaker 2>And you decided to extend your college experience because you

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<v Speaker 2>just want to live like to the full list.

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<v Speaker 1>I should have I should have done a whole year.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know, just.

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<v Speaker 2>Robbing your parents. Let me tell you something, they love you. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>because my father said, you got four years of my

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<v Speaker 2>money right now after that.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's crazy. I was so blessed. I didn't really realize,

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<v Speaker 1>like how blessed you are? Know, like how much tuition cost?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, all of that, Like, oh I was, I was.

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<v Speaker 1>I had a good childhood, yes, and I didn't even

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<v Speaker 1>realize it, clearly speaking of speaking of how much tuition goes.

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<v Speaker 2>So this is a funny story. So at they don't

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<v Speaker 2>let you pay tuition until you register. Until you register, right,

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<v Speaker 2>clearly that makes sense. You have to register for your

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<v Speaker 2>classes and then you pay.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. Yeah, Grace's father was leaving where she leaving where

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<v Speaker 1>she is before she registered, so he just went to

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<v Speaker 1>the registrar's office to pay anything.

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<v Speaker 2>There's no such thing, okay. So he was like, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>trying to give y'all money. Y'all't want to take my money,

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<v Speaker 2>and they was like, sir, calm down, and he was like,

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<v Speaker 2>y'all gonna take my money. No, long story short, Grace

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<v Speaker 2>has a nice credit and it'll balance out one day. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>he said, you ain't coming for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, my daughter is not her academic h well, he

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<v Speaker 1>just didn't want to deal with it later.

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<v Speaker 2>He just just like, I'm here. I'm in the office.

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<v Speaker 2>Mind you, the the two pay office. There was no

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<v Speaker 2>one there, right, the financial aid office? H what's afram?

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<v Speaker 2>What's that thing? It was freak nicking that. Okay, it

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<v Speaker 2>was so many people in there. Who lord? Okay, but anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>I digress. We want everyone to enjoy their holiday season. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>we're not going to keep you all long because you

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<v Speaker 2>know it's the holidays, and we know that y'all have

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<v Speaker 2>a barbecue to get to y'all have to eat some parties. Barbecues.

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<v Speaker 1>You can get the cues crabs, so cook some some

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<v Speaker 1>hot dog hot's.

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<v Speaker 2>So what's your favorite from a barbecue?

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<v Speaker 1>So?

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<v Speaker 2>I love like the ribs.

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<v Speaker 1>Mmm? Really I like hamburgers. Cheeseburgers, do you?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Nice cheesey cheeseburger. Cheeseburgers are all not all created equal.

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<v Speaker 1>That's very true, Yes, very true.

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<v Speaker 2>Who made the cheeseburger? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>And where did you buy the burger from?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Was it like the big super frozen pack? You know

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<v Speaker 1>of like one hundred patties. You put the girl and

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<v Speaker 1>they shrivel up.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, or and the bun. The bun is very important.

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<v Speaker 1>The bun is important too. Yeah. So if you have

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<v Speaker 1>a burger at my house, you want to get like

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<v Speaker 1>the nice, the nice, juicy, thick, okay burger then yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. So I have gotten sick at a barbecue eating

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<v Speaker 2>a hot dog. Be careful with these hot dogs, y'all.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know, like, it wasn't really cooked. I thought

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<v Speaker 2>they were. No, well, oh are they? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Something happened on that grill. I was beyones. So I

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<v Speaker 2>will never eat a hot dog as someone buy someone

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<v Speaker 2>else's grill. I don't really eat hot dogs, but you

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<v Speaker 2>know what I'm saying. Yeah, I like the ribs if

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<v Speaker 2>they're nice and juicy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so good. I just don't like this. This is

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<v Speaker 1>too messy for me.

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<v Speaker 2>What the ribs? Yeah? Okay, So you need to you

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<v Speaker 2>need to. I'm about to go to a crab boil. Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>The people there have no idea. I'm bringing like a

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<v Speaker 2>couple of plastic bags and I'm taking my crabs home. Really, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>they have no idea. I'm coming for the bucket of crab.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, it's so weird. I had crabs recently.

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<v Speaker 1>We had crabs in my house recently, and in the

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<v Speaker 1>middle of eating them, I like really was like, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know that I like these that much anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh really, Yeah, listen, I had some crabs recently and

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh my gosh, these are amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, yes, yeah, I mean the crabs they were. There

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<v Speaker 1>was nothing wrong with the crabs that I had, but

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<v Speaker 1>I think didn't like it. Yeah. I think I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>like I'm over it for me, like, you know, to

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<v Speaker 1>be from Baltimore, Like.

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<v Speaker 2>That's that's saying a lot. Okay, So you're going to

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<v Speaker 2>the same crab party that I'm going to, so I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna take your portion. Yeah, okay, right, and that's that

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<v Speaker 2>on that. But anyway, guys, enjoy and we will see

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<v Speaker 2>you next Monday.

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<v Speaker 1>Happy fourth of July. Happy Independence Day, Happy Independence Day.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, fireworks going off exactly. Yeah, oh no, that's betters cool. Okay, goodbye,