1 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:05,640 Speaker 1: The Jebil Show on demand. It's another Jubil phone frame. 2 00:00:05,760 --> 00:00:18,440 Speaker 1: Heyday Mornings on that's twenties. Hello, Yeah, who's this? Oh hey, 3 00:00:18,520 --> 00:00:23,800 Speaker 1: it's Bill. Um, it's Bell and I was supposed to 4 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:28,200 Speaker 1: have an interview with you today for a personals isn't job? Yes? 5 00:00:28,440 --> 00:00:31,360 Speaker 1: And five minutes? Yes, I have stopped off to get 6 00:00:31,440 --> 00:00:35,720 Speaker 1: the coffee zone maybe right right right on time? About 7 00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:38,720 Speaker 1: right on time, by right on time? Even be late? Okay, 8 00:00:38,760 --> 00:00:41,519 Speaker 1: that's great, Bill, But hey, you're talking to fast and 9 00:00:41,560 --> 00:00:45,239 Speaker 1: I can't understand you. Sorry. I expect you to be 10 00:00:45,320 --> 00:00:47,680 Speaker 1: on time if you want to be my personal assistant 11 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:52,519 Speaker 1: or even interview to be a personal assistant. Yeah, it's understandable, 12 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:56,320 Speaker 1: that's understandable. Uh, so that's why I'm going to be late. Ye, 13 00:00:56,760 --> 00:01:01,480 Speaker 1: don't show up? Yeah okay, so, um my name is 14 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:05,440 Speaker 1: Bill and I really want to be your personal assistant. 15 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:09,920 Speaker 1: That's right, And so I will bet on time. Okay, great, 16 00:01:09,959 --> 00:01:19,720 Speaker 1: we will see you in a couple of minutes. Hello, 17 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:23,160 Speaker 1: How he's Bill again? And uh okay, sorry, I gotta 18 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:24,880 Speaker 1: be honest with y'all. I didn't even leave the house yet. 19 00:01:24,959 --> 00:01:27,080 Speaker 1: So I'll bet fifty minutes late. Fifty twenty minutes late. 20 00:01:27,319 --> 00:01:29,440 Speaker 1: I'm sorry about that. You know what, I actually have 21 00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:33,160 Speaker 1: other interviews. Have you ever even been a personal assistant before? Ye? 22 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:40,320 Speaker 1: Uh huh, what's your experience? Uh? Who? I was helping 23 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:42,959 Speaker 1: somebody at one time and then uh was a personal 24 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:47,360 Speaker 1: and I assisted them. In front of me is filled 25 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:51,480 Speaker 1: with live Um, you said, what's in front of you? 26 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:56,720 Speaker 1: Your resume? Yeah? What a resume is? Bill? Okay? Yeah? 27 00:01:56,760 --> 00:01:59,080 Speaker 1: And if I call these companies to check on your 28 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:02,480 Speaker 1: personal assistant status and that you've actually done that, will 29 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:05,800 Speaker 1: they say that they've heard of you? Well, it's just 30 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:07,400 Speaker 1: a little different than that because I had a different 31 00:02:07,480 --> 00:02:09,840 Speaker 1: name at the time. I started going by Bill recently. 32 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:16,000 Speaker 1: Oh interesting, what was your name at the time? William William? Yeah, Bill, 33 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:18,320 Speaker 1: I don't know if you know that. Yeah, yeah, so 34 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:20,880 Speaker 1: I think I think most people know that. Yeah. So 35 00:02:20,919 --> 00:02:22,800 Speaker 1: if you call him up there as for William, they 36 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:26,440 Speaker 1: will know what college did you go to? Good one? 37 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:31,080 Speaker 1: What did you say? I say good one? Okay, this 38 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:34,440 Speaker 1: is ridiculous. Did you say a good one? Are you 39 00:02:34,440 --> 00:02:36,120 Speaker 1: saying you thought I said I went to a good one? 40 00:02:36,120 --> 00:02:38,200 Speaker 1: When you asked a college one I went to? I 41 00:02:38,280 --> 00:02:40,600 Speaker 1: did not say good one? Though? What college did you 42 00:02:40,639 --> 00:02:44,920 Speaker 1: go to good good Win good Win College. It's a 43 00:02:44,919 --> 00:02:49,600 Speaker 1: good good name. Didn't get a good Win. We have 44 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:52,280 Speaker 1: a basketball team played on basketball team. On basketball team, 45 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:56,120 Speaker 1: basketball team, go in college? You can good if you 46 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:58,920 Speaker 1: I did google it. There is no good Win College. 47 00:02:59,040 --> 00:03:04,360 Speaker 1: How you spelling it? It's Sila jay in there. Do Yeah. 48 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:07,320 Speaker 1: I am not going to go forward with this interview 49 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:10,280 Speaker 1: because this is ridiculous. I don't even know what the 50 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:13,959 Speaker 1: family was thinking setting up an interview with you. I 51 00:03:14,120 --> 00:03:18,240 Speaker 1: got trup. Oh my god, you need stuff picked up? 52 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:21,440 Speaker 1: Personal assision job. I got trup. It's a good trip, 53 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:24,640 Speaker 1: all right. Can you tell Bailey? Can you see him 54 00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:27,560 Speaker 1: because he's off today? Tell him that I'm pissed and 55 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:29,600 Speaker 1: he needs to come to my office right away. When 56 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:34,200 Speaker 1: you don't want an assision with a truck because I 57 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:37,200 Speaker 1: don't want you because you're lazy and you why and 58 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:39,760 Speaker 1: I can't even understand what you say. Happen time. I'm 59 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:42,680 Speaker 1: sorry about that. I'm mumbling a little bit. Uh, that'll 60 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:45,280 Speaker 1: happen sometimes. That's one of my faults. I'm okay metting 61 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:48,839 Speaker 1: faults like a perfectionist. So that was the interview question 62 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:50,280 Speaker 1: that you just asked you. Yes, I think one of 63 00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:52,360 Speaker 1: my faults is that I'm a perfectionist. So I knew 64 00:03:52,360 --> 00:03:54,920 Speaker 1: everything right. Okay, So I got trup did you? I 65 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:56,520 Speaker 1: don't know if you gave enough thought to the truck 66 00:03:56,560 --> 00:04:00,440 Speaker 1: that I mentioned. I got Truppy's bunching that you truck? 67 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:03,600 Speaker 1: Are we done with this phone call? I don't even 68 00:04:03,640 --> 00:04:06,120 Speaker 1: know why I'm asking you? This is ridiculous. I'm done. 69 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:08,000 Speaker 1: Hold on, don't be done. I'm sorry about that. This 70 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:09,680 Speaker 1: is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone 71 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:11,480 Speaker 1: prank on you and your employee Bailey set you up. 72 00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:16,120 Speaker 1: Are you still there? Are you kidding me? No, it's 73 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:18,479 Speaker 1: a joke. Your employee Bailey set you up. He said 74 00:04:18,520 --> 00:04:20,280 Speaker 1: that you've been looking for a new assistant and he's 75 00:04:20,279 --> 00:04:22,840 Speaker 1: been lining up job interviews, and you haven't been having 76 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:26,600 Speaker 1: a lot of luck. This isn't even the worst interview 77 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:27,000 Speaker 1: I've had.