WEBVTT - ERIC ANDRE GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, folks, My guest for this episode is comedian Eric Andre.

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<v Speaker 1>You know him from Adult Swims, The Eric Andre Show.

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<v Speaker 1>You know him from his Netflix movie Bad Trip, and

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<v Speaker 1>now he's hosting his own podcast, Bombing with Eric Andre

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<v Speaker 1>from iHeartMedia and Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network, which

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<v Speaker 1>you can listen to wherever you get your podcasts. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>let's get into the episode. Eric Andre, Oh yeah, we're on. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>not a lot of fan fair. You need a little

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<v Speaker 1>you need like a music, you need an interro song.

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<v Speaker 1>I always feel like I try to make the current

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<v Speaker 1>moment enough. Okay, what's been the most persistent thought on

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<v Speaker 1>your mind lately?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh? Persistent thought? I don't know, like the current anxiety spiral.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, the news is pretty grim right now. I've

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<v Speaker 2>just been watching Middle Eastern snuff footage for uh a week.

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<v Speaker 1>At what point in watching the news does it become

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<v Speaker 1>like less about being informed and more like pornographic of

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<v Speaker 1>your just like kind of getting a hit from all

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<v Speaker 1>the horribleness.

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<v Speaker 2>H man, you really need to like, you need to

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<v Speaker 2>take breaks, You need to sit on the bench on

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<v Speaker 2>the sideline for a second and like breathe. It's grim to.

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<v Speaker 1>The problems of the world.

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<v Speaker 2>Ever, this is also the last thing I wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>bring up, but you said it. What's been on my mind?

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<v Speaker 2>And I have anxieties, and I well, I'm like thinking

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<v Speaker 2>about what's my current anxiety spiral. But like, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>want to touch this topic with a fucking ten foot pole.

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<v Speaker 1>Do the problems of the world sometimes like they're in

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<v Speaker 1>a way a distraction from the problems of your own

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<v Speaker 1>personal life? Do you ever feel that way?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, maybe, But shouldn't we pay attention to the problems

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<v Speaker 2>of the world? Yeah, shouldn't be apathetic?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 1>I think I think I think we should. But it's

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<v Speaker 1>like it is therapy. I do go to therapy.

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<v Speaker 2>Something that's kind of behavioral therapy or what kind of

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<v Speaker 2>therapy it is?

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<v Speaker 1>It's just like talking therapy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, kind of what type?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, if there's a ton enough. It's like

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<v Speaker 1>CBT or anything like that. Do you go to CBD

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<v Speaker 1>CBD therapy?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I got Yeah, I got that tremendous idea tremendous therapy.

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<v Speaker 1>Has have you always been yeah? Throughout your life?

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<v Speaker 2>No? Not really. I wish I went throughout my childhood.

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<v Speaker 2>I would have resolved a lot of things that like,

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<v Speaker 2>I like I let fester from childhood into adulthood. I

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<v Speaker 2>really wish I I went to a tiny little bit

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<v Speaker 2>of childhood therapy, but not really. I didn't really start

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<v Speaker 2>doing until I was twenty five. But I regret. It's

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<v Speaker 2>kind of like the biggest regret. I would have solved

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of problems, or maybe not solved problems entirely,

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<v Speaker 2>but how would have had a lot more Uh, I

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<v Speaker 2>would have been had a lot more inner piece in

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<v Speaker 2>my childhood.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you feel like you've at least like gotten close

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<v Speaker 1>to that the inner piece that you're you're looking for sometimes?

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<v Speaker 2>But there be And mental health is a practice. I think,

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<v Speaker 2>like a light life is nothing but stress and continuous

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<v Speaker 2>bouts of stress and trauma. So I think that you know,

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<v Speaker 2>it's not like you do therapy and then you do

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<v Speaker 2>it enough and then you're just done, because life doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>cease to be stressful so and traumatic. So I think

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a lot better. I think that therapy and exercise,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll say too, are like non negotiable.

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<v Speaker 1>As you've gotten older, has life gotten more or less

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<v Speaker 1>stressful for you?

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's not quantifiable in like that type of metric.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think it's like more or less. I think

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<v Speaker 2>it's different. I think the stressors of your childhood and

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<v Speaker 2>your teenage years, and your twenties and your thirties and

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<v Speaker 2>your forties and your fifties. I think each each decade,

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<v Speaker 2>each year, each moment comes with its own nuanced set

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<v Speaker 2>of difficulties.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you remember like the time in your life or

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<v Speaker 1>even just like in general day to day, like what

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<v Speaker 1>moments you feel the most happy during.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like the old Dennis Larry joke where he's like,

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<v Speaker 2>there's really only like a few moments to have. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna shittily paraphrases joke because I haven't heard since I

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<v Speaker 2>was ten. I think it's like a thirty five year

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<v Speaker 2>old joke. Uh. He's like, the happiness is only like

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<v Speaker 2>in that first bite of that chocolate chip cookie. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean, Like pure orgasmic euphoric happiness

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<v Speaker 2>is like is in those moments. It's more like mood.

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<v Speaker 2>How's your mood in general? Are you down? Are you anxious?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you Do you feel calm lately? It's been late? Lately,

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<v Speaker 2>lately it's been better.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have a sort of baseline in mind that

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<v Speaker 1>you typically tend to hover, like not straight to.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't mind anxiety because anxiety is good for performance.

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<v Speaker 2>I mind the amount of anxiety that I have in general.

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<v Speaker 2>So I wish that if my anxiety was at like

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<v Speaker 2>a seven normally, I wish I could just bring it

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<v Speaker 2>down to a four or five in general. Uh, and

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<v Speaker 2>not like get caught in these obsessive loops. But I

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<v Speaker 2>have like pussy footed around taking SSR's my whole life,

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<v Speaker 2>and I think it's just time to at least try

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<v Speaker 2>and then taper off if I don't like it, what

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<v Speaker 2>was it? If they're going to offer some type of

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<v Speaker 2>what was.

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<v Speaker 1>The cause of the pussy footing, because for me, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. I don't like the idea of wanting to

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<v Speaker 1>like being of like needing to be on.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and and and then I think, what is that?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that ego? It has to be ego? But yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I just like the having to be on something to

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<v Speaker 2>just live life. That feels strange. But we're not in

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<v Speaker 2>a natural world, you know, so we have to come

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<v Speaker 2>up with unnatural solutions to adapt to an unnatural world.

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<v Speaker 1>Why why would you say that it's ego to think that,

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<v Speaker 1>like I don't want to be on that.

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<v Speaker 2>I get, well, that's just me trying to figure out

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<v Speaker 2>what it is. Why, why why have I avoided it

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<v Speaker 2>for so long? And I think my ego says, no,

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<v Speaker 2>you don't need the pill. You can you can do

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<v Speaker 2>it through natural means, through therapy, through exercise, through meditation,

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<v Speaker 2>and I do all that stuff, but I I'd like

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<v Speaker 2>to take it over the finish line with I'd like

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<v Speaker 2>to attempt to take it over the finish line with

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<v Speaker 2>an SSR. Right, if it will help you, and you

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<v Speaker 2>got to like experiment with a bunch of them at

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<v Speaker 2>different doses to see which one works for your brain chemistry.

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<v Speaker 2>But I at least want to do the experiment and

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<v Speaker 2>go all right, I at least tried it, and if

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<v Speaker 2>it works, it works. If it doesn't, doesn't. I know

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<v Speaker 2>people that are like, it saved my life, whether they're

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<v Speaker 2>talking about zoolofpac so well, beutrim, prozic, whatever. And then

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<v Speaker 2>there's people that are like, I hated it. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>I couldn't get a boner, I couldn't jizz. It made

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<v Speaker 2>me feel more depressed. You hear everything, and it really

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<v Speaker 2>is just a crapshoot of experimenting with equing your brain

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<v Speaker 2>brain waves and seeing if you can get them in

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<v Speaker 2>the right balance, and if you can, great and if

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<v Speaker 2>and if the necessaries don't work for you. Then then

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<v Speaker 2>talks them about when you.

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<v Speaker 1>Were when you were a kid, maybe like like a teenager,

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<v Speaker 1>did you feel good and happy most of the time?

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<v Speaker 2>Or were you all I was happy, I was happy,

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<v Speaker 2>but I was anxious. So happy and I was anxious

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<v Speaker 2>and I wasn't. I didn't know how to uh. My

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<v Speaker 2>parents are both neurodivergent and not they were emotions unintelligent.

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<v Speaker 2>They're very intelligent, they're very academic, but they were very

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<v Speaker 2>they didn't have the best emotional intelligence, and they didn't

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<v Speaker 2>go to therapy. And I think they would have both

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<v Speaker 2>benefited from therapy. So a lot of stuff, I think

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<v Speaker 2>some stuff that bothered me. I think I repressed because

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<v Speaker 2>I wasn't I wasn't given the tools or the blueprint

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<v Speaker 2>on how to uh process the emotions. So I wish

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<v Speaker 2>I had gone to therapy, and I wish my parents

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<v Speaker 2>had gone to therapy. But my parents are quite spectro me,

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<v Speaker 2>so I don't even know how much the therapy would

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<v Speaker 2>have helped. But I think they both just are they

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<v Speaker 2>both have their own type of neurodivergence. My dad had

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<v Speaker 2>PTSD from living in a country under a dictatorship and

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<v Speaker 2>escaping at dictatorship, so I think, And it was Catholic.

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<v Speaker 2>He's had ex Catholics repressed.

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<v Speaker 1>What's your relationship like with them?

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<v Speaker 2>Is this the tone of the show? This is a

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<v Speaker 2>good bit.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. I don't. I'm want I'm I'm I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>finding it interesting. I don't have grim I don't. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't have like bits.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, you don't need a bit. You don't need

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<v Speaker 2>a bit, But I don't people want this. We're dressed

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<v Speaker 2>like it is it? Well?

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<v Speaker 5>Is this is? This?

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<v Speaker 1>Is this stuff you've like talked about on the podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Talking about it. I just do Neil Brennan's podcast, and

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's all I talk. Uh yeah, I heard.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to make it like I have some huge,

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<v Speaker 2>huge plight tour, you know, escaped the camera rouge or something.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you've talked about this extensively yet,

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<v Speaker 1>but I saw that you just did ayahuasca in Peru.

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<v Speaker 1>How you feeling?

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<v Speaker 2>I feel good? Yeah, I feel good.

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<v Speaker 1>What was what was the experience?

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<v Speaker 2>Like it was cool. I've done different psychedelic therapies. I've

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<v Speaker 2>done mt A therapy, ketamin therapy, siliceven therapy, I've smoked

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<v Speaker 2>code venom, buffo, various toad venom. So it reminded me

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of those various therapies. I like the MDMA

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<v Speaker 2>therapy the best because it was very customized. I'm one

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<v Speaker 2>on one with a therapist. We work together in talk

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<v Speaker 2>therapy a lot before we do an MDMA session, So

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<v Speaker 2>that was very like bespoke and nuanced and really got

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<v Speaker 2>to the heart of a lot of issues versus ayahuasca,

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<v Speaker 2>which was great, but it was more group therapy, less pinpointed.

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<v Speaker 2>But you know, all and even non psychedelic therapies all

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<v Speaker 2>they all lead to the same. They all help you

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<v Speaker 2>access stuff you typically suppress or repress, which there's a difference.

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<v Speaker 2>Repression is more hardcore than suppression.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you form any legit bonds or friendships with the

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<v Speaker 1>other people and in your group?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's kind of like being a camp. You know

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<v Speaker 2>everybody like it was a good group. It was a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of like very sweet people.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you make it like at this point in your life,

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<v Speaker 1>do you make a lot of new friends?

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<v Speaker 2>No? Making friends is harder the older you got. Making

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<v Speaker 2>friends is harder the older you get. I think that's

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<v Speaker 2>why people get married. Yeah, it's just like I just

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<v Speaker 2>need like one friend, and it's my spouse and then

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<v Speaker 2>eventually my kids. Because I'm too tired to make new friends,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna start talking to just some random guy.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you feel like you've got like a solid.

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<v Speaker 2>Time I'm drinking less too. I think like it's easier

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<v Speaker 2>to make friends in your twenties because you're just drunk

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<v Speaker 2>all the time. Sure, I just don't recover from alcohol

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<v Speaker 2>that well, and it makes me gain weight, like fucking

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<v Speaker 2>instantly booze in my twenties at dinner because I had

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<v Speaker 2>them tabolism. But so I've kind of gotten shy, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>in my old age.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I feel that a little bit too bit shy. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think I'm more reclusive and shy? I don't

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<v Speaker 2>like it?

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever?

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<v Speaker 2>I want to.

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<v Speaker 1>Like the persona that you have publicly. Do you think

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<v Speaker 1>do you ever like feel a pressure or anything to

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<v Speaker 1>like match that when you meet people in real life?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I don't feel pressure at all. I Uh, I

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<v Speaker 2>think it's pretty clear I'm doing shtick on my show,

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<v Speaker 2>and you know there's something for my birthday. I go crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>There's time, there's times where that you know that persona

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<v Speaker 2>is a part of me. I just not like that

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<v Speaker 2>twenty four hours a day, do.

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<v Speaker 1>You, But it comes out in your personal life at

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<v Speaker 1>some points at least.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, it's how I joke around my friends. That's

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<v Speaker 2>what I think everybody's comedic pov is. It's like, how

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<v Speaker 2>did you joke around in the cafeteria in high school?

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<v Speaker 2>And can you turn that into a career. That's what

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<v Speaker 2>I think a career in comedy is.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you feel like your sense of humor now is

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<v Speaker 1>still pretty like solid to what it was when you

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<v Speaker 1>were fifteen?

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly the same? Yeah, exactly the same. I use jokes

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<v Speaker 2>that we would come with my friends who have nothing

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<v Speaker 2>to do with comedy now. I remember my friend Franklin

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<v Speaker 2>and my friend Andrew. We would joke around. They were

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<v Speaker 2>like my first writer's room. And Franklin has his PhD

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<v Speaker 2>in music composition and Andrew plays piano. They have nothing

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<v Speaker 2>to do with comedy, comedy, writing, nothing, but they were

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<v Speaker 2>like the funniest guys I knew. And I'll still use

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<v Speaker 2>jokes in conversation with stuff we came up with when

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<v Speaker 2>we were like fourteen thirteen, fourteen, fifteen years old. Are

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<v Speaker 2>you still foundational?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you with those guys?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Yeah, yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Are they stoked?

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<v Speaker 2>They if we don't live in the same town, so

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<v Speaker 2>I don't I don't get to see him as often

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<v Speaker 2>as I would like to. But yeah, and it's one

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<v Speaker 2>of those things you don't. I won't talk to him

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<v Speaker 2>for like years, and then we get on the phone

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<v Speaker 2>and then we joke around like we're like fifteen years

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<v Speaker 2>old again.

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<v Speaker 1>Are they stoked to see like a representation of like

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<v Speaker 1>your guys's collective sense of humor, like share and commodified.

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<v Speaker 2>To the Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think so. I hope.

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<v Speaker 2>So they seem like.

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<v Speaker 1>They're you want to take a phone call, Sure, I'd

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<v Speaker 1>love to. Let's see we got How.

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<v Speaker 2>Are these in general? Are they pretty aggressive?

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<v Speaker 1>You said? Are they aggressive?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Like do people like get upsets?

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<v Speaker 2>Or are they just antagonistic?

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<v Speaker 1>Let's find out. I don't think no, these No, these

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<v Speaker 1>people are an antagonistic Hey Jackson.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh shit, no fucking way. I'm I'm so sorry if

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<v Speaker 4>I get a little loose. I'm super fucking excited.

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<v Speaker 2>What's going on? Jackson? I love that name. It's like Coultrane.

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<v Speaker 2>It just a through the room. Jack what's your last name?

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<v Speaker 4>No, yep, I get yeah, funny enough England.

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<v Speaker 2>Jackson in England. What a powerful name.

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<v Speaker 1>That's pretty good.

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<v Speaker 2>Great name. Yeah, even Jackson, England.

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<v Speaker 4>At my college. At my college, whenever I professor, he

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<v Speaker 4>would forget my name. And I used to live in Jacksonville,

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<v Speaker 4>And so I told him like, where was the state that?

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<v Speaker 4>Where was the city I used to live and that

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<v Speaker 4>is my name? And it took him like three minutes.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like, it's fucking Jacksonville.

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<v Speaker 2>And wait. And he taught English and he didn't know

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<v Speaker 2>your name was. He talked English and Jacksonville. He couldn't

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<v Speaker 2>remember Jackson, England.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, no, no, no, I live in I'm in broadcast television, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I was in Bellising, just to bring it on home, Jackson.

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<v Speaker 1>What's what's up?

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<v Speaker 6>Man?

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<v Speaker 1>Was there anything in particular you wanted to talk to

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<v Speaker 1>us about today?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 7>I have.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm very conflicted right now with whether or not I

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<v Speaker 4>will be an asshole if I do not remind somebody

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<v Speaker 4>about plans that we've had.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, are you dating with somebody or is this just

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<v Speaker 2>a pal.

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<v Speaker 7>No.

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<v Speaker 4>So it's a I'm going to give you, like the

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<v Speaker 4>very base level of what I can explain about my

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<v Speaker 4>relationship to this girl. So we met on a dating

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<v Speaker 4>app and we went out on a date. We really

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<v Speaker 4>liked each other, and like, there's also some other things

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<v Speaker 4>with it, but we hung out plenty times. She had

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<v Speaker 4>to move to Tampa, and there's a whole lot of

0:16:38.440 --> 0:16:41.040
<v Speaker 4>things that like are very mixed messages, Like I really

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<v Speaker 4>liked her, but you know, she probably didn't want to

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<v Speaker 4>date me because she knew she was going to be

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<v Speaker 4>in Tampa. But that that was all like a few

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<v Speaker 4>years ago. So now I live in Daytona and I'm like, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, I really like haunts and I really like

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<v Speaker 4>Callow me Hornit. So I'm like, oh, you know, since

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<v Speaker 4>you live in Tampa, let's do Hallow Scream. And we

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<v Speaker 4>plan to do that. But then she was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, I'm just gonna go to Hollow Stream with

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<v Speaker 4>my dad real quick. And I was like, oh, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>that's super cool, like you think of the Hallow Scream,

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<v Speaker 4>But then she hated it. She was like she text me,

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<v Speaker 4>She's like, oh my god, I'm so fucking miserable. Right now,

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<v Speaker 4>like I can chase by people in chainsaws and in

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<v Speaker 4>my hand, I'm like, oh shit, because you know, I

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<v Speaker 4>really want to do this hunt with her, but because

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<v Speaker 4>I don't want her to be alone. But that's just

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<v Speaker 4>one piece of it. And I'm sorry if I get

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<v Speaker 4>like a bit confused with where the story is just

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<v Speaker 4>because I'm going a million miles for hour, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, Well is the larger issue though, that she's not noncommittal,

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<v Speaker 2>and she's not she's flaky.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, So that is a problem that I've kind of

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<v Speaker 4>had with her in general, because it's not like this

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<v Speaker 4>is the first time we've tried to me. I've tried

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<v Speaker 4>to plan out something with her and it is kind

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<v Speaker 4>of sell through.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and she doesn't live in the same town right.

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<v Speaker 4>No, she she didn't give me her exact location, but

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<v Speaker 4>she does go to Tampa University. And she doesn't want

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<v Speaker 4>me to drive Daytona.

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<v Speaker 2>You're in Daytona, yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know. It

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<v Speaker 2>sounds tough, man, you know, long distance is tough. And

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<v Speaker 2>she seems like she's got ah. She doesn't seem to

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<v Speaker 2>be have a she seems like she has one foot in,

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<v Speaker 2>one foot out. I personally would would would play a

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<v Speaker 2>cool give her some space, let her come to you

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit if it's gonna happen, But probably I

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<v Speaker 2>would probably cut and run.

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<v Speaker 1>And just if you met this person this before.

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<v Speaker 2>They've been twenty dates. You said that you went in

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<v Speaker 2>twenty dates.

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<v Speaker 4>No, we I talked to my mom about this and

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<v Speaker 4>she did mention you went on one date, but the

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<v Speaker 4>rest were just hang out like there's.

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<v Speaker 2>No you've hung but you've hung out with it multiple times.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, we know each other. It's not like this. We

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<v Speaker 4>only met one and then she had to move down.

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<v Speaker 4>We've met and we've hung out many.

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<v Speaker 5>Times after that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't know. She sounds like she's kind of

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<v Speaker 2>not well, like kind of one foot in, one foot out.

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<v Speaker 2>I would Yeah, I would either let her you know,

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<v Speaker 2>if you love something, said it free, just leave it

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<v Speaker 2>alone and let her come to you if it's going

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<v Speaker 2>to happen. But I think if it's going to happen,

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<v Speaker 2>she'd be into it and it'd be easy to make plans.

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<v Speaker 2>It's kind of like shure to get off the popet,

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<v Speaker 2>I think got I think you gotta get back on

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<v Speaker 2>that app and give the Roulett wheel another spin. Personally,

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<v Speaker 2>but yeah, I don't know, it thinks because it sounds

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<v Speaker 2>like you like her, but she sounds like she's in

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<v Speaker 2>a bit of a transitional phase in her life as well,

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<v Speaker 2>and she's done the distances makes everything anmare. So it's oh,

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<v Speaker 2>cut and run. Personally, it's kind.

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<v Speaker 5>Of weird, yeah, of course.

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<v Speaker 4>And plus there is also the so I my whole

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<v Speaker 4>family is a big fan of halleen Hornites, and so

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<v Speaker 4>we go pretty much every year for a.

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<v Speaker 5>Couple of years.

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<v Speaker 4>And so I'm going with my family and I'm like, hey,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, because we tried to do the Hellow Scream

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<v Speaker 4>but then she went with the dad. But then I'm like, hey,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, would you want to go to halleen Hornite?

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<v Speaker 4>And I did invite her before she went to Hallow Scream,

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<v Speaker 4>but because she said yes to it, like she said, yes,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm down. You know, I know a couple of your

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<v Speaker 4>family members, you know, I would be down to do that.

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<v Speaker 4>And here is where I think is the reason why

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<v Speaker 4>I called you guys, is because like she's kind of

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<v Speaker 4>like a big, like kind of spontaneous person. I try

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<v Speaker 4>to remind her like, hey, you know, are you still

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<v Speaker 4>down to go with me and my family on the twentieth.

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<v Speaker 4>But then when she responded, she kind of gave me

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<v Speaker 4>like a vague answer, like he said, oh, sorry, I

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<v Speaker 4>just saw this.

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<v Speaker 1>That's kind that's kind of that's what you were talking

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<v Speaker 1>about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, just saw this is always bullshit. I've been super busy.

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<v Speaker 2>It is always bullshit. Like that's a red flag. Oh sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>just saw this. It is like I don't believe it.

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<v Speaker 2>I've texted that to women I've dated, and I don't

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<v Speaker 2>believe it when I'm saying it.

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<v Speaker 1>At what does happen?

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes I have a problem with my it's not a problem,

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<v Speaker 2>but like I'll check my text on the I message

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<v Speaker 2>on my laptop on my phone, and sometimes like a

0:21:52.920 --> 0:21:56.160
<v Speaker 2>bunch will come to my laptop and I'll they'll they'll

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<v Speaker 2>be it'll be as if I read them whether I didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>So sometimes that happens. But if it's somebody you're actually

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<v Speaker 2>interested in, uh, it doesn't really happen.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, Jah, I would I would whatever happens here, I

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't take it as a personal thing upon you. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like that's a that's another Yeah, yeah, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Can't take it personally. You don't know what people people

0:22:18.359 --> 0:22:21.919
<v Speaker 2>are going through and and and oh, of course you

0:22:21.960 --> 0:22:24.200
<v Speaker 2>know there's many fish in the sea. And why don't

0:22:24.200 --> 0:22:26.119
<v Speaker 2>you date somebody who lives at the same town as you.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's like hard enough to make a relationship work,

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<v Speaker 2>let alone make make it work with hundreds of miles

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<v Speaker 2>between you.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey Jackson, before we go, it's your favorite Halloween character?

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<v Speaker 6>Ah?

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<v Speaker 5>Fuck, you're you're?

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<v Speaker 4>You really gave me just a tough question.

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<v Speaker 2>How old are you? Actually?

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<v Speaker 4>It's a group of characters I am. I just turned

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<v Speaker 4>twenty two days ago.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, and how old is she? She's seven years old. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you guys are like young man. Everybody's young and awkward

0:22:58.960 --> 0:23:03.560
<v Speaker 2>at that age, so don't don't don't stress. Everybody's awkwardness

0:23:03.600 --> 0:23:09.080
<v Speaker 2>will slowly through the years diminish. But that's a young,

0:23:09.160 --> 0:23:13.040
<v Speaker 2>awkward age for dating for everybody. And you watch like

0:23:13.119 --> 0:23:16.240
<v Speaker 2>movies and you think everybody's all suave and smooth, but

0:23:16.280 --> 0:23:19.600
<v Speaker 2>everybody's like clunky and awkward at that at that time

0:23:19.640 --> 0:23:22.400
<v Speaker 2>because everybody's figuring themselves out. So don't take it personally,

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<v Speaker 2>but yes, sorry, what's your favorite Halloween character?

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<v Speaker 4>I it's a group of characters that am absolutely fascinated with.

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<v Speaker 4>Killer clowns, from Outer Space.

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<v Speaker 1>Time, did you play the video game that just came out?

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<v Speaker 4>I it's it's not out yet. It's I'm on the

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<v Speaker 4>I'm supposedly on the beta list.

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<v Speaker 1>Use that as your next dat idea. Have her come

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<v Speaker 1>over and you guys can play the beta of the

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<v Speaker 1>new Killer Clowns from Outer Space game.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh hell yeah, but yeah, it's It's one of my

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<v Speaker 4>favorite characters. I just bought a new funk of pop

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<v Speaker 4>when I was at fucking Walmart today. I'm super excited

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<v Speaker 4>about that.

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<v Speaker 2>Jackson. You need a gallon in your life where you're like, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>you want to go to Halloween hornit? And she's like, hell, yeah,

0:24:08.400 --> 0:24:11.560
<v Speaker 2>let's go. Cool, I'll pick you up tomorrow. Great. That's

0:24:11.560 --> 0:24:14.320
<v Speaker 2>how the conversation. It should be easy. It should just

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<v Speaker 2>be flowing, not like oh sorry I just saw this.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh fuck that shit. You don't got time for that shit.

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<v Speaker 2>You need to just be like, yo, what's up? You

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<v Speaker 2>know it's like your friends. You can just hit up

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<v Speaker 2>your friends, Yo, you want to go to this, and

0:24:27.680 --> 0:24:30.120
<v Speaker 2>they're like yeah, they're great, I'll pick you up. Cool.

0:24:30.960 --> 0:24:33.960
<v Speaker 2>Peace needs to be easy, it needs to just flow.

0:24:34.160 --> 0:24:36.000
<v Speaker 1>The people in your life should make your life easier,

0:24:36.160 --> 0:24:36.760
<v Speaker 1>not harder.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, exactly. The people that mind don't matter. The people

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<v Speaker 2>that matter don't mind.

0:24:40.920 --> 0:24:43.840
<v Speaker 1>Like that Jackson's I think I fuck her Jackson.

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<v Speaker 2>She's a fucking backstabber.

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<v Speaker 4>All right now, I've listened to a lot of your shows,

0:24:51.440 --> 0:24:53.960
<v Speaker 4>so I know, like not to kind of say, oh,

0:24:54.000 --> 0:24:58.680
<v Speaker 4>you know, thank you. Good advice if somebody like keeping

0:24:58.720 --> 0:25:01.080
<v Speaker 4>you at like an arms reads like, oh you know

0:25:01.119 --> 0:25:03.080
<v Speaker 4>I could do this, but you know I can't do

0:25:03.119 --> 0:25:07.439
<v Speaker 4>this exactly, don't do that. If somebody really wants to

0:25:07.480 --> 0:25:10.160
<v Speaker 4>do something with you, they will want to do something.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly. That's who you want to be with. Ultimate anyway.

0:25:16.920 --> 0:25:18.800
<v Speaker 2>You want to just be with somebody that's like, yo,

0:25:18.840 --> 0:25:21.919
<v Speaker 2>what are you doing nothing? You want to get pizza? Yep,

0:25:22.520 --> 0:25:26.680
<v Speaker 2>that's it. Not like, oh yeah, but I got this.

0:25:27.720 --> 0:25:31.000
<v Speaker 2>It's really busy this week. If you hear busy, if

0:25:31.000 --> 0:25:34.400
<v Speaker 2>you're the word busy, I'm really busy this week. Bye,

0:25:36.040 --> 0:25:38.240
<v Speaker 2>Because if you're if you know, if they want to

0:25:38.240 --> 0:25:40.359
<v Speaker 2>hang out with you, they'll make time. They'll prioritize you.

0:25:41.119 --> 0:25:44.600
<v Speaker 2>Everybody's busy. Give me a fucking break. Yeah, no problem.

0:25:45.840 --> 0:25:46.960
<v Speaker 1>English have aggressed that.

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<v Speaker 6>I am, thank you man.

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<v Speaker 3>Love it.

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<v Speaker 5>Both of you love you body.

0:25:53.040 --> 0:25:54.600
<v Speaker 2>You hear a shotgun? Sound of it?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh Jesus, most.

0:25:59.800 --> 0:26:02.040
<v Speaker 3>Call just commit suicide right at the end of their call,

0:26:02.080 --> 0:26:07.600
<v Speaker 3>and showy we send someone high send on this show

0:26:07.640 --> 0:26:09.920
<v Speaker 3>is pretty high, the highest in the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>I like it. I like what you said. I feel

0:26:11.320 --> 0:26:13.040
<v Speaker 1>like that's a I don't know, I'm feeling like I

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<v Speaker 1>I also, I'm trying to get to a point where

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<v Speaker 1>like I can set that I don't know if you'd

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<v Speaker 1>call it a boundary or whatever you'd call it, where

0:26:20.400 --> 0:26:22.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm just like, I don't want to deal with somebody

0:26:22.040 --> 0:26:25.400
<v Speaker 1>who's like being flaky or or yeah.

0:26:25.240 --> 0:26:27.320
<v Speaker 2>It's not a good sign. Then they're they're not interested.

0:26:27.400 --> 0:26:29.119
<v Speaker 2>You just got to be like cool, don't take it personally,

0:26:30.040 --> 0:26:32.639
<v Speaker 2>just be like, hey, it's all good, and you just

0:26:32.680 --> 0:26:35.720
<v Speaker 2>got to be like I'm fucking rad peace because you

0:26:35.720 --> 0:26:37.960
<v Speaker 2>don't like you have a good old time with a hunk.

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<v Speaker 5>Hello, Hello, Dylan, Hey, what's up?

0:26:43.480 --> 0:26:45.080
<v Speaker 2>What's up? Man?

0:26:45.840 --> 0:26:49.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, dude, what's going on? Hey?

0:26:52.359 --> 0:26:56.280
<v Speaker 2>You good? What's hack? Let's crack a black and how

0:26:56.320 --> 0:26:59.200
<v Speaker 2>can we help you about your question? Talk to us,

0:26:59.200 --> 0:27:00.160
<v Speaker 2>you silly little.

0:27:00.440 --> 0:27:04.359
<v Speaker 5>I gotta I gotta be honest. First of all, Lyle

0:27:04.880 --> 0:27:07.400
<v Speaker 5>big fan. I wanted to come to the show in Oslo,

0:27:07.840 --> 0:27:11.399
<v Speaker 5>but it was between you and a concert, and yeah,

0:27:12.640 --> 0:27:15.800
<v Speaker 5>I'm sorry about that. And Eric and Andre Big Show

0:27:15.920 --> 0:27:18.480
<v Speaker 5>of of course, the Eric Andre show and also the movie.

0:27:19.200 --> 0:27:19.800
<v Speaker 5>I loved it.

0:27:20.280 --> 0:27:23.080
<v Speaker 1>Thanks doing was the concert fun?

0:27:24.840 --> 0:27:36.280
<v Speaker 2>So yes, what's going on? Yeah?

0:27:37.119 --> 0:27:39.520
<v Speaker 5>Made me to move back to my parents and I'm

0:27:39.520 --> 0:27:40.680
<v Speaker 5>pretty embarrassed about that.

0:27:41.440 --> 0:27:41.800
<v Speaker 2>Why is that?

0:27:45.920 --> 0:27:49.240
<v Speaker 5>I don't know. I guess it's like young man thing,

0:27:49.400 --> 0:27:51.639
<v Speaker 5>like you want to do my parents proud, you know.

0:27:51.760 --> 0:27:55.359
<v Speaker 5>I want to pay my taxes and make the big

0:27:55.440 --> 0:27:59.280
<v Speaker 5>money and have the pretty wife and all that stupid

0:27:59.280 --> 0:28:03.560
<v Speaker 5>ship you know I got. I went to the doctor

0:28:03.640 --> 0:28:08.240
<v Speaker 5>last week and I yeah, of course, but I went

0:28:08.280 --> 0:28:10.320
<v Speaker 5>to the doctor last week and I got diagnosed with

0:28:10.920 --> 0:28:13.680
<v Speaker 5>burnout syndrome. Are you are you aware of what that is?

0:28:14.040 --> 0:28:14.640
<v Speaker 2>No? What's up?

0:28:18.040 --> 0:28:22.480
<v Speaker 5>Well, it's basically, uh, but because I got it because

0:28:22.520 --> 0:28:26.040
<v Speaker 5>I was an abusive relationship, and it's basically that you're

0:28:26.040 --> 0:28:33.080
<v Speaker 5>not able to work anymore like before. So I'm basically.

0:28:32.680 --> 0:28:37.800
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, that sounds awesome. I don't want to work anymore.

0:28:37.800 --> 0:28:39.200
<v Speaker 5>I'm on sick leave right now.

0:28:40.120 --> 0:28:46.520
<v Speaker 2>That's great and sick. I'm sorry that you're going through that,

0:28:46.720 --> 0:28:51.320
<v Speaker 2>and you know, we take the time to uh you know, mentally,

0:28:51.680 --> 0:28:57.440
<v Speaker 2>uh regroup. Sorry that you're going through that. Man, that sucks.

0:28:58.040 --> 0:29:00.000
<v Speaker 2>I've been in abusive relationships. It sucks.

0:29:00.680 --> 0:29:01.440
<v Speaker 5>It is what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>How are you spending your days now that you're not

0:29:06.080 --> 0:29:07.120
<v Speaker 1>doing anything.

0:29:10.120 --> 0:29:14.160
<v Speaker 5>Or problem is like with burnout, it also like sucks

0:29:14.200 --> 0:29:16.960
<v Speaker 5>out all the juice out of things that you used

0:29:17.000 --> 0:29:23.680
<v Speaker 5>to like. So I don't know, I'm guess. I guess

0:29:23.720 --> 0:29:25.880
<v Speaker 5>I'm playing a little bit of video games here and there,

0:29:25.920 --> 0:29:30.480
<v Speaker 5>and I try to get through the day not being

0:29:30.520 --> 0:29:35.840
<v Speaker 5>as positive as as possible. But it's hard. In a

0:29:35.880 --> 0:29:37.520
<v Speaker 5>car accident recently as well.

0:29:38.040 --> 0:29:40.720
<v Speaker 2>Jesus when it rains important you have a friend group

0:29:40.760 --> 0:29:42.160
<v Speaker 2>you can lean on. Do you have a group of

0:29:42.160 --> 0:29:47.280
<v Speaker 2>friends you can Are you getting You need sunlight, you

0:29:47.320 --> 0:29:49.960
<v Speaker 2>need exercise, you need you need you need to walk,

0:29:50.040 --> 0:29:52.600
<v Speaker 2>go for a walk. You need exercise, you need therapy.

0:29:53.160 --> 0:29:55.240
<v Speaker 2>You need a friend group. You got to go out,

0:29:55.280 --> 0:29:58.800
<v Speaker 2>make eye contact with people. A dog would help you.

0:29:58.880 --> 0:30:01.640
<v Speaker 2>Gotta be you have a I have a heartbeat in

0:30:01.680 --> 0:30:07.200
<v Speaker 2>the house with you. You have to have like another heard. Yeah,

0:30:07.280 --> 0:30:10.080
<v Speaker 2>that's good. Are you getting out? Are you getting sunlight?

0:30:10.320 --> 0:30:12.120
<v Speaker 2>Are you walking? Are you getting exercise.

0:30:15.080 --> 0:30:17.480
<v Speaker 5>I'll try it. I'll try to, but it's hard to

0:30:17.520 --> 0:30:21.200
<v Speaker 5>find motivation to do anything that's not negotiable.

0:30:21.760 --> 0:30:24.400
<v Speaker 2>No, that's not negotiable. You have to you have to

0:30:24.400 --> 0:30:28.640
<v Speaker 2>get the blood pumping, sure fire away to stay in

0:30:28.680 --> 0:30:31.560
<v Speaker 2>your depression. If you're not exercising, you don't have to

0:30:31.640 --> 0:30:33.640
<v Speaker 2>train for the Olympics. I'm talking just going for a

0:30:33.640 --> 0:30:36.600
<v Speaker 2>twenty minute walk or something, getting sunlight on your face.

0:30:37.120 --> 0:30:40.400
<v Speaker 2>Twenty minute walk. Don't be on the phone the whole

0:30:40.400 --> 0:30:42.760
<v Speaker 2>walk unless you're listening to music that's making you happy.

0:30:43.280 --> 0:30:45.560
<v Speaker 2>But that's like, you know what your body is designed

0:30:45.560 --> 0:30:48.200
<v Speaker 2>to do. Millions of years of evolution went into that design.

0:30:48.280 --> 0:30:51.400
<v Speaker 2>So you have to do that because that's a surefire

0:30:51.440 --> 0:30:54.400
<v Speaker 2>way to stay in your depression. Coffee helps to.

0:30:54.680 --> 0:30:57.840
<v Speaker 1>What was your routine like before you move back home?

0:31:01.840 --> 0:31:03.160
<v Speaker 5>What what a game? Say again?

0:31:03.440 --> 0:31:05.680
<v Speaker 1>What was your routine like before you moved back home?

0:31:05.720 --> 0:31:05.800
<v Speaker 2>Like?

0:31:05.840 --> 0:31:08.280
<v Speaker 1>Has it changed at all? Or were you kind of

0:31:08.680 --> 0:31:13.040
<v Speaker 1>if you're dealing with the same thing before that. You

0:31:13.080 --> 0:31:14.360
<v Speaker 1>sound like you're out of breath right now.

0:31:15.400 --> 0:31:21.560
<v Speaker 5>No, yeah, I'm pretty much because everything is.

0:31:25.600 --> 0:31:31.160
<v Speaker 2>Can you reach orgasm right now right now on the call?

0:31:31.080 --> 0:31:34.240
<v Speaker 5>I'm not sure. I can you know.

0:31:36.120 --> 0:31:40.560
<v Speaker 2>We would We would all our callers to masturbate until

0:31:40.600 --> 0:31:43.600
<v Speaker 2>they reach orgasm. I think would be therapeutic.

0:31:43.720 --> 0:31:45.280
<v Speaker 1>That would be the first that I know of of

0:31:45.400 --> 0:31:47.400
<v Speaker 1>somebody masturbating on the phone on the show.

0:31:48.000 --> 0:31:53.320
<v Speaker 5>On this show, I can assure you that both my

0:31:53.440 --> 0:31:55.680
<v Speaker 5>hands are up in the air as we speak.

0:31:56.520 --> 0:31:58.360
<v Speaker 1>Hey man, you're all the way in Norway, live your life,

0:31:58.400 --> 0:31:59.120
<v Speaker 1>do whatever you want.

0:31:59.000 --> 0:32:01.880
<v Speaker 2>And you're masturbating my rubbing your genitals on a piece

0:32:01.880 --> 0:32:03.480
<v Speaker 2>of salami with no hands.

0:32:04.480 --> 0:32:05.800
<v Speaker 1>You can do that, You know that thing where you

0:32:05.840 --> 0:32:08.680
<v Speaker 1>can like just with your own mind, like for yourself

0:32:08.720 --> 0:32:09.160
<v Speaker 1>to get harder.

0:32:09.240 --> 0:32:09.640
<v Speaker 2>Come with you.

0:32:11.400 --> 0:32:12.960
<v Speaker 1>That'd be a good hobby to learn while you're in

0:32:13.000 --> 0:32:13.560
<v Speaker 1>your mom's base.

0:32:13.640 --> 0:32:17.360
<v Speaker 2>I heard that's actually possible, and you're gonna do it

0:32:17.400 --> 0:32:21.720
<v Speaker 2>for us tonight. No, Dylan, I'm just trying around. But

0:32:21.760 --> 0:32:24.000
<v Speaker 2>you gotta Uh, there's nothing wrong with moving back with

0:32:24.040 --> 0:32:26.600
<v Speaker 2>your parents. I actually think it's stupid that we leave

0:32:26.640 --> 0:32:32.360
<v Speaker 2>our parents. Uh that's like, uh, the current system. But

0:32:32.480 --> 0:32:34.800
<v Speaker 2>I don't think that's actually the prob What we're what

0:32:34.840 --> 0:32:38.200
<v Speaker 2>we're designed to do, or is we're designed to hunt

0:32:38.200 --> 0:32:43.800
<v Speaker 2>and gather any egalitarian bands of all generations. I actually

0:32:45.320 --> 0:32:47.160
<v Speaker 2>I think our parents would live longer if we stayed with.

0:32:47.240 --> 0:32:52.680
<v Speaker 5>Guess my biggest is I guess the biggest enemy is

0:32:52.680 --> 0:32:55.560
<v Speaker 5>my own pride, because I want to make them proud

0:32:55.640 --> 0:32:57.640
<v Speaker 5>in my own way. But I know they're proud of

0:32:57.720 --> 0:33:01.920
<v Speaker 5>me for simply being a good person. None, you know. Yeah,

0:33:02.000 --> 0:33:04.960
<v Speaker 5>take that pressure off your hand, with the hand that

0:33:05.000 --> 0:33:05.680
<v Speaker 5>I'm delt.

0:33:06.160 --> 0:33:08.360
<v Speaker 2>Take that pressure off yourself. But man, don't be so

0:33:08.440 --> 0:33:11.600
<v Speaker 2>hard on yourself. Take this time to regroup. Do things

0:33:11.600 --> 0:33:14.960
<v Speaker 2>that make you happy. Get some hobbies. But you gotta

0:33:15.000 --> 0:33:17.440
<v Speaker 2>be amongst your friends. And you gotta get out of

0:33:17.440 --> 0:33:21.560
<v Speaker 2>the house. Get off the screens, get sunlight, get exercise,

0:33:22.360 --> 0:33:24.720
<v Speaker 2>go to therapy at least once a week, if not

0:33:24.760 --> 0:33:28.040
<v Speaker 2>two or three times a week. And uh, you gotta

0:33:28.240 --> 0:33:29.960
<v Speaker 2>you gotta get out of the house and and be

0:33:30.080 --> 0:33:34.280
<v Speaker 2>with friends and do stuff that brings you joy. Take

0:33:34.280 --> 0:33:37.040
<v Speaker 2>a pottery class or something, or taekwondo or some ship

0:33:37.120 --> 0:33:39.040
<v Speaker 2>or go go camping.

0:33:43.000 --> 0:33:44.520
<v Speaker 5>Fall in love for sounds nice.

0:33:44.520 --> 0:33:54.160
<v Speaker 8>It's quite erotic, yeah, you know, Jackson English, it could

0:33:54.200 --> 0:33:55.000
<v Speaker 8>be quite erotic.

0:33:56.360 --> 0:33:59.480
<v Speaker 2>It's erotic. Yeah, there you go. You can masturbate in

0:33:59.800 --> 0:34:01.240
<v Speaker 2>the ceramics, you create.

0:34:03.040 --> 0:34:06.520
<v Speaker 1>You could do a you could create like a clay flashlight.

0:34:07.160 --> 0:34:11.520
<v Speaker 2>There you go, then all your problems will be solved.

0:34:12.880 --> 0:34:15.399
<v Speaker 1>I think we did it. Yeah, real quick?

0:34:15.440 --> 0:34:16.120
<v Speaker 2>How is your.

0:34:17.600 --> 0:34:17.879
<v Speaker 7>Is your?

0:34:17.960 --> 0:34:20.640
<v Speaker 1>Is your relationship with your parents all good? Like living

0:34:20.640 --> 0:34:23.600
<v Speaker 1>with them and ship? Like? Are they Are they cool?

0:34:23.680 --> 0:34:26.480
<v Speaker 5>Yeah? Yeah, it's yeah, it's good. I mean it's it's normal,

0:34:26.600 --> 0:34:28.960
<v Speaker 5>like we we run into each other and get annoyed,

0:34:29.080 --> 0:34:30.920
<v Speaker 5>but we're family. You know it's normal.

0:34:31.400 --> 0:34:33.120
<v Speaker 2>Do your parents still make love?

0:34:37.239 --> 0:34:39.480
<v Speaker 5>I heard them one time, so yeah. Apparently.

0:34:40.280 --> 0:34:45.319
<v Speaker 2>How was that? That was a long night? Huh?

0:34:45.400 --> 0:34:48.759
<v Speaker 5>Yeah? I said my told to my dad like at

0:34:48.760 --> 0:34:51.319
<v Speaker 5>the breakfast table, had fun last night, and he just

0:34:51.480 --> 0:34:52.080
<v Speaker 5>laughed it off.

0:34:54.080 --> 0:34:56.600
<v Speaker 1>I respect you having the balls to bring it up.

0:34:56.600 --> 0:35:01.759
<v Speaker 1>I would not, uh, Dylan, Man, I hope, I hope.

0:35:01.800 --> 0:35:02.759
<v Speaker 1>I hope some of.

0:35:02.719 --> 0:35:10.240
<v Speaker 5>This yeah, because I was like, man, I was like, guys,

0:35:10.320 --> 0:35:14.560
<v Speaker 5>you need to stop doing this this loudly? Did I

0:35:14.600 --> 0:35:15.240
<v Speaker 5>want to sleep?

0:35:16.520 --> 0:35:16.880
<v Speaker 1>Mhm?

0:35:18.840 --> 0:35:19.319
<v Speaker 5>I don't know.

0:35:21.920 --> 0:35:26.239
<v Speaker 2>Were they just having missionary style vaginal penetration or were

0:35:26.239 --> 0:35:30.960
<v Speaker 2>they doing kind of lingis.

0:35:31.600 --> 0:35:33.439
<v Speaker 5>Camer was not working that night?

0:35:34.880 --> 0:35:37.800
<v Speaker 2>Could you tell via the sounds of what sexual position

0:35:37.840 --> 0:35:38.200
<v Speaker 2>they were in?

0:35:42.560 --> 0:35:45.520
<v Speaker 5>I don't even want to imagine that those your eyes.

0:35:45.320 --> 0:35:46.160
<v Speaker 2>Have imagine it.

0:35:51.200 --> 0:35:54.879
<v Speaker 1>They do have more open attitudes over there in Europe

0:35:55.200 --> 0:35:56.440
<v Speaker 1>towards watching their parents.

0:35:56.600 --> 0:35:58.400
<v Speaker 2>I fucked both my parents in Norway.

0:35:59.400 --> 0:36:02.280
<v Speaker 1>That's where you got to do it.

0:36:02.600 --> 0:36:09.360
<v Speaker 2>I did that customs Viking ship. Yeah, that's right, Dylan.

0:36:09.440 --> 0:36:10.680
<v Speaker 1>Is there anything else you want to say to the

0:36:10.680 --> 0:36:12.279
<v Speaker 1>people of the computer before we go?

0:36:16.520 --> 0:36:19.759
<v Speaker 5>Don't be so hard on yourself. And I'm gonna show

0:36:19.840 --> 0:36:23.359
<v Speaker 5>my parents an episode of Eric Andre Show and tell

0:36:23.440 --> 0:36:26.440
<v Speaker 5>them this man gave me a therapeutic advice.

0:36:28.440 --> 0:36:34.279
<v Speaker 1>That Hey, take care Dyan, see Dylan, take care of y'all.

0:36:34.320 --> 0:36:35.160
<v Speaker 5>Thanks for taking Nicole.

0:36:36.080 --> 0:36:39.120
<v Speaker 2>That's Dylan is one of the most famous mass shooters

0:36:39.160 --> 0:36:45.600
<v Speaker 2>in history. Hey, Philant, I feel good until you asked

0:36:45.640 --> 0:36:46.200
<v Speaker 2>me that question.

0:36:46.320 --> 0:36:48.359
<v Speaker 1>Really, that's like me out it's like.

0:36:48.320 --> 0:36:51.560
<v Speaker 2>You, because I was like, does it look like I'm

0:36:51.560 --> 0:36:52.160
<v Speaker 2>not doing so?

0:36:52.840 --> 0:36:55.000
<v Speaker 1>No? I just I have I I I that was

0:36:55.040 --> 0:36:56.600
<v Speaker 1>that's more of a reflection on me than on you.

0:36:56.719 --> 0:36:57.399
<v Speaker 1>Does that make sense?

0:37:00.239 --> 0:37:01.040
<v Speaker 2>No?

0:37:00.600 --> 0:37:06.160
<v Speaker 1>No, No, I I wanna. I was wondering whether or

0:37:06.200 --> 0:37:09.520
<v Speaker 1>not you were doing good, not because you seemed like

0:37:09.600 --> 0:37:13.640
<v Speaker 1>you were not doing good, but because I wanted to

0:37:13.640 --> 0:37:16.120
<v Speaker 1>make sure you're doing good. I feel great, Okay, No,

0:37:16.239 --> 0:37:17.040
<v Speaker 1>I don't feel like good.

0:37:17.360 --> 0:37:21.480
<v Speaker 2>Why look at your teeth. Yeah, your teeth stand out

0:37:21.520 --> 0:37:22.360
<v Speaker 2>with the green.

0:37:23.239 --> 0:37:25.920
<v Speaker 1>Doude do you do I do? They look nice?

0:37:26.800 --> 0:37:27.279
<v Speaker 2>They're great?

0:37:27.560 --> 0:37:30.120
<v Speaker 1>Thank you? You take another call?

0:37:32.440 --> 0:37:34.120
<v Speaker 2>Is it just calls like.

0:37:36.760 --> 0:37:37.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well we can we can.

0:37:37.960 --> 0:37:40.480
<v Speaker 2>Do you have like a breakdown like a Jerry Springer

0:37:40.480 --> 0:37:41.480
<v Speaker 2>breakdown at the end of it?

0:37:41.920 --> 0:37:43.960
<v Speaker 1>Not really, I mean, I mean, I'm trying to think.

0:37:44.160 --> 0:37:45.680
<v Speaker 1>Sometimes I have post call thoughts.

0:37:45.680 --> 0:37:48.880
<v Speaker 2>But you got to come off like you're the expert, right, No,

0:37:48.960 --> 0:37:52.040
<v Speaker 2>not at all, not at all. It's your it's through

0:37:52.120 --> 0:37:53.920
<v Speaker 2>your point of view, so you've got expression.

0:37:54.040 --> 0:37:57.000
<v Speaker 1>Not even not even really I try to you know,

0:37:57.200 --> 0:37:58.560
<v Speaker 1>when I when I do it, when it's just me,

0:37:59.120 --> 0:38:01.680
<v Speaker 1>it's like I I prefer I mean, even when I

0:38:01.680 --> 0:38:03.759
<v Speaker 1>have a guest on, like I I prefer to be

0:38:03.800 --> 0:38:06.520
<v Speaker 1>talking as little as possible, especially if like people you know,

0:38:06.640 --> 0:38:09.280
<v Speaker 1>have things that they want to say, you know, because

0:38:09.360 --> 0:38:11.560
<v Speaker 1>I mean, you know, I mean, look with with Dylan,

0:38:11.560 --> 0:38:13.120
<v Speaker 1>like living in his mom's basement. It's like, dude, I

0:38:13.120 --> 0:38:15.040
<v Speaker 1>started doing the show in my mom's basement. Like I

0:38:15.080 --> 0:38:16.960
<v Speaker 1>was doing this in my mom's basement for like a

0:38:17.040 --> 0:38:19.480
<v Speaker 1>year and a half. I don't think that there's any uh,

0:38:19.880 --> 0:38:22.520
<v Speaker 1>you know what, what's the shame. I don't think there's

0:38:22.520 --> 0:38:24.279
<v Speaker 1>any shame in living with your parents. And also, I

0:38:24.320 --> 0:38:26.000
<v Speaker 1>don't know if you ever looked at those like graphs

0:38:26.080 --> 0:38:29.239
<v Speaker 1>of like of like the amount of time you have

0:38:29.400 --> 0:38:32.360
<v Speaker 1>with your parents, and it shows like ninety percent of

0:38:32.400 --> 0:38:35.279
<v Speaker 1>it is gone by the time you like move out

0:38:35.280 --> 0:38:38.560
<v Speaker 1>of the house. So it's like it's a great thing.

0:38:39.080 --> 0:38:41.240
<v Speaker 2>Living with your parents. Yeah, I actually think it should

0:38:41.239 --> 0:38:43.919
<v Speaker 2>be more normalized a sense a source of shame.

0:38:44.080 --> 0:38:46.440
<v Speaker 1>I think in I don't know what country exactly.

0:38:46.480 --> 0:38:51.120
<v Speaker 2>Only left my parents because I had enough of Florida

0:38:51.160 --> 0:38:53.840
<v Speaker 2>and I wanted to see the rest of the country where. Yeah,

0:38:53.920 --> 0:38:56.200
<v Speaker 2>and I was in suburban Florida. There's nothing out there.

0:38:56.400 --> 0:38:59.920
<v Speaker 1>You're Jewish, right, Yeah? Sick? So sick was the theme

0:39:00.040 --> 0:39:01.200
<v Speaker 1>of your bar mitzvah.

0:39:01.560 --> 0:39:04.000
<v Speaker 2>Not that Jewish. My mom didn't have a bot metzvah either.

0:39:04.680 --> 0:39:08.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm from like a long line of like Cammie, socialist,

0:39:08.680 --> 0:39:09.600
<v Speaker 2>atheist Jews.

0:39:10.080 --> 0:39:12.520
<v Speaker 1>Did you grow up at around a lot of other Jewish.

0:39:12.239 --> 0:39:13.680
<v Speaker 2>People, Yeah, for Bookerts on Florida.

0:39:13.840 --> 0:39:15.520
<v Speaker 1>Oh shit, Okay, it's.

0:39:15.360 --> 0:39:19.840
<v Speaker 2>The it's the the Zion of Florida.

0:39:20.040 --> 0:39:22.080
<v Speaker 1>Are your parents in like one of those like Jewish

0:39:22.120 --> 0:39:23.560
<v Speaker 1>retirement homes.

0:39:24.040 --> 0:39:29.239
<v Speaker 2>Uh no, my dad died last year. My mom is, Uh,

0:39:29.719 --> 0:39:33.960
<v Speaker 2>my mom is. She's in a retirement community, but not

0:39:34.000 --> 0:39:37.719
<v Speaker 2>like not like an old folks home. She's just in

0:39:37.760 --> 0:39:41.040
<v Speaker 2>like a fifty five plus community the whole.

0:39:42.640 --> 0:39:45.879
<v Speaker 1>Like, would you be able to track like what your

0:39:45.920 --> 0:39:47.560
<v Speaker 1>personality like?

0:39:47.640 --> 0:39:47.880
<v Speaker 2>Does it?

0:39:47.920 --> 0:39:49.480
<v Speaker 1>Are you sort of both your parents? Do you think

0:39:49.520 --> 0:39:51.120
<v Speaker 1>you're kind of more one than the other?

0:39:53.120 --> 0:39:55.240
<v Speaker 2>Sometimes I think I'm both. Sometimes I think I'm neither.

0:39:56.920 --> 0:39:58.919
<v Speaker 2>Do you have siblings older sister? Yeah?

0:39:59.280 --> 0:40:00.520
<v Speaker 1>Is your sister anything like you?

0:40:01.440 --> 0:40:08.360
<v Speaker 2>Uh, somewhat, yeah, but someone she doesn't. She's not like

0:40:08.520 --> 0:40:11.560
<v Speaker 2>loud and extroverted. She doesn't party, she doesn't drink. She's

0:40:11.560 --> 0:40:19.880
<v Speaker 2>a bit of a teetotaler. She's very academic. But in

0:40:19.920 --> 0:40:21.560
<v Speaker 2>some ways we're similar. In some ways were different.

0:40:21.840 --> 0:40:24.279
<v Speaker 1>Do you have a good relationship with her? Yeah, that's cool.

0:40:25.880 --> 0:40:28.319
<v Speaker 1>She still like do you how Jewish? Like do you

0:40:28.360 --> 0:40:31.520
<v Speaker 1>go to the services for like yum kipoor and Russia

0:40:31.520 --> 0:40:32.480
<v Speaker 1>Shana and stuff like that?

0:40:32.640 --> 0:40:35.960
<v Speaker 2>Nothing? One time I asked my mom, I go, Mom,

0:40:36.040 --> 0:40:37.839
<v Speaker 2>it's I was like in my early twenties. I go, Mom,

0:40:37.880 --> 0:40:42.720
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna fast for young kipor she goes, what why?

0:40:43.400 --> 0:40:45.120
<v Speaker 2>And I go I we're Jewish, I don't know. Aren't

0:40:45.120 --> 0:40:49.000
<v Speaker 2>we supposed to fast and reflect? She goes, no, no, no, no, no, yeah,

0:40:49.239 --> 0:40:51.400
<v Speaker 2>if you're hungry, you eat.

0:40:51.960 --> 0:40:55.640
<v Speaker 1>But my mom, my mom would cry tears of joy

0:40:55.680 --> 0:40:57.319
<v Speaker 1>if I told her I was fasting for young Oh

0:40:57.360 --> 0:40:59.480
<v Speaker 1>my mom has no.

0:40:59.480 --> 0:41:02.840
<v Speaker 2>No. My grandparents, like my mother's parents.

0:41:02.600 --> 0:41:03.640
<v Speaker 1>Nobody was into it.

0:41:03.840 --> 0:41:06.200
<v Speaker 2>Nobody was into the rituals.

0:41:06.360 --> 0:41:06.680
<v Speaker 1>Really.

0:41:07.520 --> 0:41:13.919
<v Speaker 2>In fact, I think they disliked the rituals. I'd be like, Mom,

0:41:13.960 --> 0:41:18.359
<v Speaker 2>we should do a pass over dinner. She's like, huh why.

0:41:18.600 --> 0:41:21.120
<v Speaker 2>She never was, she'd never be aware of what holiday

0:41:21.320 --> 0:41:25.719
<v Speaker 2>was whenever. And then I remember when I was like

0:41:26.080 --> 0:41:28.840
<v Speaker 2>a teenager, kind of coming of age, finding my identity.

0:41:28.880 --> 0:41:30.759
<v Speaker 2>I was like, Mom, we should go to school, we

0:41:30.760 --> 0:41:33.640
<v Speaker 2>should go to we should go to temple. She was like,

0:41:34.880 --> 0:41:37.040
<v Speaker 2>have you ever been to Temple before? I'm like no.

0:41:37.440 --> 0:41:41.279
<v Speaker 2>She goes, There's no place on earth more boring than

0:41:41.400 --> 0:41:45.640
<v Speaker 2>sitting through its service in Temple. And then I went

0:41:45.680 --> 0:41:49.520
<v Speaker 2>to a Burmitz when I was twelve years old, and

0:41:49.920 --> 0:41:52.400
<v Speaker 2>just the temple part of the barment, so not the

0:41:52.400 --> 0:41:55.640
<v Speaker 2>party part. I couldn't keep my eyes open. And she

0:41:55.800 --> 0:41:58.080
<v Speaker 2>leaned over and she was like, you want to do

0:41:58.160 --> 0:42:01.680
<v Speaker 2>this every weekend. I was like, no, She's like I'm

0:42:01.719 --> 0:42:07.520
<v Speaker 2>telling you. He's like, there, you don't have to prove

0:42:07.600 --> 0:42:11.840
<v Speaker 2>yourself to your tribe by sitting through a book of

0:42:11.920 --> 0:42:14.040
<v Speaker 2>five thousand year old fairy tales.

0:42:14.680 --> 0:42:17.000
<v Speaker 1>There's the thing I could never get into Temple because

0:42:17.000 --> 0:42:19.880
<v Speaker 1>there was never like even you know, it feels like

0:42:19.920 --> 0:42:22.120
<v Speaker 1>in other religions, there's like an energy to it and

0:42:22.160 --> 0:42:24.279
<v Speaker 1>there's like a you know, even in the ones where

0:42:24.320 --> 0:42:26.520
<v Speaker 1>it's like, you know, I'm being saved by Jesus and.

0:42:26.680 --> 0:42:29.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, those are the newer religions.

0:42:29.200 --> 0:42:32.280
<v Speaker 1>In Judaism, it never tools. There's never like a why

0:42:32.320 --> 0:42:35.480
<v Speaker 1>are we doing this? Why are we saying these words

0:42:35.560 --> 0:42:36.000
<v Speaker 1>right now?

0:42:36.080 --> 0:42:39.080
<v Speaker 2>It's fairy tales written by cavemen five thousand years ago,

0:42:39.920 --> 0:42:43.239
<v Speaker 2>and a lot of it has to do with hygiene

0:42:43.880 --> 0:42:52.520
<v Speaker 2>from five millennia ago. Also, it's fucking insane and twisted.

0:42:52.560 --> 0:42:57.000
<v Speaker 2>I try to read Genesis in Quarantine. It's like written

0:42:57.000 --> 0:43:02.840
<v Speaker 2>by lunatic so like incredibly sex just incredibly homophobic and

0:43:04.800 --> 0:43:06.719
<v Speaker 2>punishing at okay, slavery.

0:43:06.840 --> 0:43:09.080
<v Speaker 1>It's it's rough that bar mitzvah that you went to

0:43:09.120 --> 0:43:10.399
<v Speaker 1>Did you get to go to the party part?

0:43:12.000 --> 0:43:13.800
<v Speaker 2>Oh? Yeah, I was that thank god. I didn't know

0:43:13.840 --> 0:43:15.960
<v Speaker 2>the party part was coming. It was my first bar Mitzvah,

0:43:16.440 --> 0:43:17.959
<v Speaker 2>and I thought it was like, this is the whole

0:43:17.960 --> 0:43:23.040
<v Speaker 2>thing and they're reading from the fucking Sea Scroll and

0:43:23.080 --> 0:43:25.839
<v Speaker 2>I was like, this is this is quite boring. This

0:43:25.920 --> 0:43:27.960
<v Speaker 2>is I thought it would be way more fun from

0:43:27.960 --> 0:43:29.600
<v Speaker 2>what I heard from my friends. And then when I

0:43:29.600 --> 0:43:31.359
<v Speaker 2>got to the party party.

0:43:32.000 --> 0:43:34.240
<v Speaker 1>Your friends told you that school would be fun.

0:43:34.560 --> 0:43:36.200
<v Speaker 2>They told me bar mitzvahs would be fun.

0:43:36.239 --> 0:43:37.680
<v Speaker 1>Oh, there we go, and.

0:43:37.600 --> 0:43:41.919
<v Speaker 3>They are the party parts rat but the shool part

0:43:41.960 --> 0:43:43.640
<v Speaker 3>is knock back a Shirley Temple or two.

0:43:43.680 --> 0:43:46.080
<v Speaker 2>I drank man of Schevitz. They had a bunch of

0:43:46.120 --> 0:43:49.880
<v Speaker 2>manischevids out and I downed like a couple of little

0:43:49.960 --> 0:43:52.800
<v Speaker 2>thimbles of it. I was like, hell, yeah, I'm a badass.

0:43:52.880 --> 0:43:54.960
<v Speaker 1>There was one bar mitzvah where my friends and I

0:43:54.960 --> 0:43:58.120
<v Speaker 1>would take the balloons on the thing and like inhale

0:43:58.160 --> 0:43:59.279
<v Speaker 1>the helium and it was.

0:43:59.520 --> 0:44:01.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, take early whippets.

0:44:02.080 --> 0:44:02.319
<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

0:44:02.480 --> 0:44:03.840
<v Speaker 1>I don't even know they got you high. I just

0:44:03.840 --> 0:44:04.840
<v Speaker 1>thought it would change.

0:44:04.600 --> 0:44:09.359
<v Speaker 2>Your voice, you know. I was listening to Howard Sir

0:44:09.440 --> 0:44:11.120
<v Speaker 2>in a while ago, and he had he said the

0:44:11.160 --> 0:44:14.040
<v Speaker 2>funniest thing he goes. If anybody ever invites you to

0:44:14.080 --> 0:44:19.640
<v Speaker 2>a passover dinner, run for the fucking hills because it

0:44:19.719 --> 0:44:22.839
<v Speaker 2>is so long and so boring. If you do an

0:44:22.840 --> 0:44:28.240
<v Speaker 2>actual to do the whole thing, the whole thing, yeah,

0:44:28.760 --> 0:44:31.640
<v Speaker 2>fucking watch out they do before you go to because

0:44:31.640 --> 0:44:34.640
<v Speaker 2>you're gonna be starving. Do you like if you wait

0:44:34.680 --> 0:44:38.000
<v Speaker 2>through the whole thing. I've done, like the very short version.

0:44:38.080 --> 0:44:40.480
<v Speaker 2>I've done the speed round and that was fine.

0:44:41.360 --> 0:44:43.200
<v Speaker 1>Do you like masa?

0:44:43.280 --> 0:44:45.360
<v Speaker 2>I love Manza group on Matsa. I would just like

0:44:45.560 --> 0:44:47.680
<v Speaker 2>lather butter on Manza and wolf down.

0:44:47.719 --> 0:44:49.319
<v Speaker 1>When I was a little kid, my mom makes this

0:44:49.400 --> 0:44:52.320
<v Speaker 1>manza I had in a while, but half coffee, half chocolate.

0:44:53.280 --> 0:44:55.239
<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, it's pretty good. You know, it was good.

0:44:55.520 --> 0:44:57.279
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if this place exists anymore. When he's

0:44:57.360 --> 0:45:02.080
<v Speaker 2>very the Jewish Japanese place, Jewish Shalom Japan, Shalom Japan,

0:45:02.120 --> 0:45:04.160
<v Speaker 2>they would have They had a jewet, They had a

0:45:05.320 --> 0:45:09.960
<v Speaker 2>Monza ball Ramen soup that was fucking awesome. And the

0:45:10.040 --> 0:45:14.560
<v Speaker 2>guy who directs my show Key Tao is Jupanese. Really yeah,

0:45:14.680 --> 0:45:16.360
<v Speaker 2>so we would go there and function it up.

0:45:16.400 --> 0:45:18.440
<v Speaker 1>It's still around, I don't know, but it was awesome.

0:45:18.719 --> 0:45:21.480
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if it's arrived quarantine, that's it's worth

0:45:22.120 --> 0:45:25.560
<v Speaker 2>checking it out. But it's a rad it's a rad fusion.

0:45:26.760 --> 0:45:29.759
<v Speaker 2>Shalom Japan, Shalom Japan. Okay, I'm gonna check that out.

0:45:30.719 --> 0:45:34.120
<v Speaker 1>Hello, Hello, Hey, is this Candy?

0:45:34.320 --> 0:45:34.520
<v Speaker 7>Hey?

0:45:35.880 --> 0:45:39.800
<v Speaker 1>How's it going good? How are you hanging in there?

0:45:40.160 --> 0:45:40.640
<v Speaker 2>Candy?

0:45:42.880 --> 0:45:43.120
<v Speaker 4>Yes?

0:45:43.280 --> 0:45:48.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, Wow, I've never met somebody under the

0:45:48.040 --> 0:45:52.040
<v Speaker 2>age of seventy named Candy. Is your name Candy?

0:45:53.960 --> 0:45:54.760
<v Speaker 7>No, it's Candy.

0:45:55.520 --> 0:45:59.880
<v Speaker 2>Candy's on your birthday of it. Yes, it's a bit

0:45:59.920 --> 0:46:00.719
<v Speaker 2>of a stripper name.

0:46:04.200 --> 0:46:05.040
<v Speaker 7>That's a new flapper.

0:46:05.239 --> 0:46:08.359
<v Speaker 2>But I I didn't even mean that as a joke.

0:46:08.480 --> 0:46:10.839
<v Speaker 2>I didn't even mean that as a joke. I meant that,

0:46:10.920 --> 0:46:16.960
<v Speaker 2>like just at phase value. Oh, okay, why don't you

0:46:17.040 --> 0:46:21.000
<v Speaker 2>agree to ship? No, there wasn't an it wasn't an insult.

0:46:21.120 --> 0:46:26.040
<v Speaker 2>There wasn't a joke. Sex work is real work. Candy, Candy, Cane,

0:46:28.120 --> 0:46:28.960
<v Speaker 2>Candy Cane Lane.

0:46:29.440 --> 0:46:30.160
<v Speaker 7>That's that's me.

0:46:30.520 --> 0:46:32.560
<v Speaker 2>I know, I know you've heard every joke about your name,

0:46:32.600 --> 0:46:36.240
<v Speaker 2>but I've never met a Candy so young. I'm assuming

0:46:36.239 --> 0:46:37.400
<v Speaker 2>here reading Candy.

0:46:37.440 --> 0:46:39.360
<v Speaker 1>The only Candy I know is Candy Kong.

0:46:40.440 --> 0:46:40.719
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

0:46:40.840 --> 0:46:42.960
<v Speaker 1>That is you don't know? Can you know the Donkey

0:46:43.080 --> 0:46:47.439
<v Speaker 1>Kong people, the Donkey Kung people, Donkey Kong people, the

0:46:47.640 --> 0:46:50.759
<v Speaker 1>designers like the No No family. Candy Kong is not

0:46:50.800 --> 0:46:54.319
<v Speaker 1>a designer of the Donkey Kong's. Donkey Kong's. I think

0:46:54.400 --> 0:46:57.200
<v Speaker 1>girlfriend or situationship is candy.

0:46:57.200 --> 0:46:59.359
<v Speaker 2>They're not. They're not at all.

0:46:59.480 --> 0:47:03.839
<v Speaker 1>They're not Donkey finds polyamorous significant other.

0:47:05.080 --> 0:47:06.319
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Candy, what's going on?

0:47:08.320 --> 0:47:08.560
<v Speaker 1>Oh?

0:47:10.400 --> 0:47:12.759
<v Speaker 7>Nothing, I just got home from work. I am a

0:47:12.760 --> 0:47:15.880
<v Speaker 7>truck driver over the road. I live on my truck

0:47:16.360 --> 0:47:21.879
<v Speaker 7>Monday through Friday. What Yeah, it's uh hard work, but

0:47:22.960 --> 0:47:24.040
<v Speaker 7>someone's gonna do it, right.

0:47:24.360 --> 0:47:25.640
<v Speaker 2>You ever fall asleep at the wheel?

0:47:28.960 --> 0:47:31.279
<v Speaker 7>No, that has not happened. Never good.

0:47:32.560 --> 0:47:34.320
<v Speaker 1>Do you ever get really high and drive?

0:47:37.880 --> 0:47:41.440
<v Speaker 2>No? Nope to the long time to answer that, Candy, Candy,

0:47:42.400 --> 0:47:45.560
<v Speaker 2>truck drivers have the best speed. You guys have the

0:47:45.560 --> 0:47:46.080
<v Speaker 2>best myth.

0:47:47.120 --> 0:47:48.520
<v Speaker 1>I always forget that. That's illegal.

0:47:50.320 --> 0:47:54.400
<v Speaker 2>They're crushing adderall Monster energy drinks wild.

0:47:55.000 --> 0:47:56.760
<v Speaker 7>Mine might go to Red Bull.

0:47:57.000 --> 0:47:59.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, red Bull. They're all on uppers.

0:47:59.400 --> 0:48:02.040
<v Speaker 7>Where we're a litteral machine machine.

0:48:02.080 --> 0:48:02.479
<v Speaker 2>That's wild.

0:48:02.560 --> 0:48:03.880
<v Speaker 1>What's what are you? What are you hauling?

0:48:04.480 --> 0:48:09.960
<v Speaker 2>Can I drink or with this man. It's toxic. This

0:48:10.000 --> 0:48:12.000
<v Speaker 2>is what killed the original. You have about a left

0:48:12.680 --> 0:48:14.880
<v Speaker 2>fucking wizard of os.

0:48:17.200 --> 0:48:23.120
<v Speaker 1>You do, it's yeah, there we go. Wow, that's pretty good.

0:48:23.120 --> 0:48:26.080
<v Speaker 7>You didn't get a drinking I'm not watching the stream much.

0:48:26.160 --> 0:48:29.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm drinking water. So what's going on, Candy? How can

0:48:29.560 --> 0:48:30.680
<v Speaker 2>we help you with your life?

0:48:32.840 --> 0:48:35.200
<v Speaker 7>Oh? I just I didn't think I would get this far,

0:48:35.520 --> 0:48:36.560
<v Speaker 7>to be honest.

0:48:37.440 --> 0:48:39.800
<v Speaker 2>So your life is perfect?

0:48:40.239 --> 0:48:40.560
<v Speaker 7>No?

0:48:40.560 --> 0:48:43.680
<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, you're fully self actionized on the higher

0:48:44.640 --> 0:48:46.400
<v Speaker 2>hierarchical scale of needs.

0:48:48.120 --> 0:48:50.920
<v Speaker 7>But I mean I just yeah, I mean I make

0:48:50.960 --> 0:48:53.440
<v Speaker 7>good money and I have fun when I can when

0:48:53.440 --> 0:48:54.040
<v Speaker 7>I'm not working.

0:48:54.400 --> 0:48:57.839
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. You sound like a chill ass ve Yeah.

0:48:57.920 --> 0:49:00.680
<v Speaker 7>Yeah, yeah, I'm in a Vegas tand of this month theovon.

0:49:01.640 --> 0:49:03.560
<v Speaker 2>Nice. You sound like you got life figured out.

0:49:07.440 --> 0:49:10.799
<v Speaker 7>I'm just chilling, to be honest, Like, I don't like this.

0:49:10.960 --> 0:49:13.279
<v Speaker 7>I can't. I can't stress. I don't time for stress.

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<v Speaker 1>Hell yeah, do you are you a gambler at all?

0:49:16.560 --> 0:49:18.239
<v Speaker 1>Do you plan on gambling in Vegas?

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<v Speaker 8>Oh?

0:49:19.400 --> 0:49:21.160
<v Speaker 7>Of course? Oh I love to gamble.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so you were going to be getting another call

0:49:23.719 --> 0:49:33.239
<v Speaker 1>from hotels facts. What's your budget? How much? How much

0:49:33.239 --> 0:49:34.560
<v Speaker 1>you planning on spending.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna throw up, Candy.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, oh, I don't.

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<v Speaker 7>I don't spend more than like five to seven hundred.

0:49:42.320 --> 0:49:44.440
<v Speaker 1>That's pretty that's that's that's that's a solid amount of

0:49:44.440 --> 0:49:45.080
<v Speaker 1>house money.

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<v Speaker 2>Candy. You're a fucking.

0:49:52.040 --> 0:49:52.400
<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me, you're a fucking wild child. You ever do

0:49:56.920 --> 0:49:59.960
<v Speaker 2>wheelies in that truck? You need truck tricks?

0:50:01.040 --> 0:50:04.080
<v Speaker 7>No, no, no, no no, there are no not really

0:50:04.160 --> 0:50:05.239
<v Speaker 7>many tricks you can do.

0:50:05.600 --> 0:50:09.960
<v Speaker 2>You could do some trick, yeah, back it up, flip

0:50:10.000 --> 0:50:11.880
<v Speaker 2>it around a.

0:50:11.880 --> 0:50:15.120
<v Speaker 1>Little, do a little fun tray, flip off some stairs. Yeah, pop,

0:50:15.160 --> 0:50:20.799
<v Speaker 1>shove it fifty fifty little little three three wheel motion. Dude,

0:50:20.840 --> 0:50:23.000
<v Speaker 1>taking a truck in the bowl would actually be pretty fire.

0:50:25.280 --> 0:50:27.760
<v Speaker 2>Why don't you drive that truck on stage with THEO Vaughne.

0:50:27.800 --> 0:50:33.279
<v Speaker 2>Give him a fucking surprise of a lifetime. Right with

0:50:33.320 --> 0:50:35.120
<v Speaker 2>all he has a drink anymore, he's got to get

0:50:35.120 --> 0:50:36.120
<v Speaker 2>his adrenaline from.

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<v Speaker 1>Something, Candy. I have a question. If your life is

0:50:38.360 --> 0:50:43.000
<v Speaker 1>going very well, do you have any advice for me? Oh?

0:50:43.120 --> 0:50:44.520
<v Speaker 7>I didn't see it was going very well. I just

0:50:44.520 --> 0:50:47.399
<v Speaker 7>said it's all right. Any advice for you? No, No,

0:50:47.440 --> 0:50:51.920
<v Speaker 7>I think you're doing everything cool. I mean, you know,

0:50:52.080 --> 0:50:55.359
<v Speaker 7>just show I know you're like sad a lot. I

0:50:55.400 --> 0:50:59.160
<v Speaker 7>noticed that from like previous I listened to you in

0:50:59.200 --> 0:51:02.080
<v Speaker 7>the truck pre like older episodes and stuff.

0:51:02.920 --> 0:51:06.880
<v Speaker 1>That's why did I Why did I see? What did you?

0:51:06.920 --> 0:51:07.160
<v Speaker 2>No?

0:51:07.160 --> 0:51:09.160
<v Speaker 1>No, it's all right, it's all right, it's all right.

0:51:09.400 --> 0:51:11.600
<v Speaker 1>That's helpful information for me to have. What was it

0:51:11.640 --> 0:51:15.400
<v Speaker 1>about me that made you that made me seem so sad?

0:51:17.400 --> 0:51:19.279
<v Speaker 7>Oh no, you would say it all the time. Oh no,

0:51:19.400 --> 0:51:22.239
<v Speaker 7>you were like you kind of sounded depressed sometimes you

0:51:22.280 --> 0:51:29.440
<v Speaker 7>would say it, yeah, yeah, it's a little down today.

0:51:28.760 --> 0:51:29.960
<v Speaker 1>The therapy is all for me.

0:51:36.360 --> 0:51:36.880
<v Speaker 5>How can I be?

0:51:37.120 --> 0:51:40.080
<v Speaker 1>How can how can how? How? How? How do you

0:51:40.120 --> 0:51:44.719
<v Speaker 1>think I could be less sad?

0:51:48.280 --> 0:51:51.640
<v Speaker 7>You know what helped me was smoking less weed? Oh man,

0:51:52.280 --> 0:51:53.919
<v Speaker 7>smoking less? For real?

0:51:54.320 --> 0:51:55.920
<v Speaker 2>Are you? Are you drinking more? Monster?

0:51:56.239 --> 0:51:57.480
<v Speaker 1>Are you a weed guy at all?

0:51:57.800 --> 0:51:59.320
<v Speaker 2>I know we don't hit me, right, that's not my

0:51:59.440 --> 0:52:01.560
<v Speaker 2>drug doing. When I was a kid, like a teenager

0:52:01.640 --> 0:52:03.640
<v Speaker 2>thirteen years old, I loved it, but I don't know

0:52:03.640 --> 0:52:04.320
<v Speaker 2>it turned on me.

0:52:04.960 --> 0:52:08.520
<v Speaker 1>I always forget that weed is like not good for you.

0:52:08.719 --> 0:52:10.759
<v Speaker 1>Like there's all these like Reddit posts that every day

0:52:10.840 --> 0:52:14.080
<v Speaker 1>try to convince you that it's like healthy medicine and whatnot.

0:52:14.120 --> 0:52:17.520
<v Speaker 1>But it's yeah, good to be inhaling something all the time.

0:52:17.600 --> 0:52:19.680
<v Speaker 1>And I know my memory is fading a little bit.

0:52:20.640 --> 0:52:23.319
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I just don't like the way it makes you feel.

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<v Speaker 7>Candy, can you remember your dreams?

0:52:31.480 --> 0:52:31.680
<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

0:52:31.719 --> 0:52:35.520
<v Speaker 1>I had a dream that I went with Optimus Prime

0:52:35.560 --> 0:52:38.840
<v Speaker 1>and John Lovetts to their house where they were roommates,

0:52:38.880 --> 0:52:40.880
<v Speaker 1>and they were both very religious and invited me to

0:52:40.880 --> 0:52:42.920
<v Speaker 1>pray with them.

0:52:43.280 --> 0:52:45.480
<v Speaker 7>Nice. Was it my truck?

0:52:45.560 --> 0:52:53.600
<v Speaker 2>Candy's Candy just crashed your truck to the new three

0:52:53.719 --> 0:52:58.000
<v Speaker 2>sixty dome in Las Vegas?

0:52:59.280 --> 0:53:01.040
<v Speaker 1>Candy, is anything you want to say to the people

0:53:01.040 --> 0:53:02.279
<v Speaker 1>of the computer before we go?

0:53:06.280 --> 0:53:09.640
<v Speaker 7>No, stay chill. You guys are awesome.

0:53:09.680 --> 0:53:15.640
<v Speaker 1>I love you, Eric, I'll try to be less sad

0:53:15.880 --> 0:53:23.759
<v Speaker 1>by Yay? Do you ever like? I assume people come

0:53:23.840 --> 0:53:25.279
<v Speaker 1>up to you a lot and they're like, Eric, you

0:53:25.360 --> 0:53:27.799
<v Speaker 1>must be so high to come up with all these ideas.

0:53:28.600 --> 0:53:29.840
<v Speaker 1>Do what do you? What do you usually say in

0:53:29.920 --> 0:53:30.600
<v Speaker 1>response to that?

0:53:30.760 --> 0:53:33.440
<v Speaker 2>What drugs they? What drugs are you on? Right? I

0:53:33.520 --> 0:53:39.239
<v Speaker 2>just said coffee? Just coffee, coffee from high. I don't

0:53:39.280 --> 0:53:44.640
<v Speaker 2>want to work, Like, could you imagine being in a

0:53:44.640 --> 0:53:47.960
<v Speaker 2>writer's room on acid? I'd be like, ah, glued to

0:53:48.000 --> 0:53:48.400
<v Speaker 2>the floor.

0:53:50.120 --> 0:53:53.640
<v Speaker 1>I was listening to, uh, like a George Carlin interview

0:53:53.719 --> 0:53:57.760
<v Speaker 1>and he said he'll like write sober and then edit high.

0:53:58.080 --> 0:53:59.920
<v Speaker 1>So I'm like, all, okay, that kind of makes sense.

0:54:02.080 --> 0:54:03.880
<v Speaker 2>That makes sense. But he used to do so much cocaine.

0:54:03.880 --> 0:54:05.640
<v Speaker 2>He would stay up for like seven days straight and

0:54:05.680 --> 0:54:09.080
<v Speaker 2>start hallucinating people that weren't there, and then his heart

0:54:09.080 --> 0:54:11.719
<v Speaker 2>exploded when he was like forty one, he did.

0:54:11.840 --> 0:54:12.600
<v Speaker 1>He died pretty young.

0:54:12.680 --> 0:54:15.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he in his seventies, but he had two massive

0:54:15.440 --> 0:54:19.239
<v Speaker 2>heart attacks because he was such a coke addict. Him

0:54:19.280 --> 0:54:24.280
<v Speaker 2>and Robert Williams and Richard Pryor, they were fucking great mountains,

0:54:24.280 --> 0:54:25.840
<v Speaker 2>scarface mountains of cocaine.

0:54:26.480 --> 0:54:28.520
<v Speaker 1>I don't get cocaine. It's just so it only it

0:54:28.560 --> 0:54:31.000
<v Speaker 1>only really makes my heart beat.

0:54:31.440 --> 0:54:33.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, cocaine and weed are my two drugs that I

0:54:34.080 --> 0:54:35.560
<v Speaker 2>don't like. Those are not my drugs.

0:54:35.560 --> 0:54:36.880
<v Speaker 1>What's your favorite drug?

0:54:37.480 --> 0:54:43.560
<v Speaker 2>Mushrooms? I think yeah, whippets. Mushrooms. Whippets near may say

0:54:43.680 --> 0:54:45.600
<v Speaker 2>next is good. They can't do it all the time.

0:54:47.040 --> 0:54:48.680
<v Speaker 2>It's very addictive and bad for you.

0:54:49.320 --> 0:54:55.319
<v Speaker 6>Eric, I am here, hello there, Yeah, not too much.

0:54:57.400 --> 0:54:59.440
<v Speaker 6>Oh wow, that's a high compliment.

0:55:00.160 --> 0:55:00.560
<v Speaker 2>M hmm.

0:55:02.400 --> 0:55:05.840
<v Speaker 6>Call in on this special occasion, not too much, you know,

0:55:06.120 --> 0:55:09.160
<v Speaker 6>never called in before, but decided today was the day.

0:55:11.160 --> 0:55:13.920
<v Speaker 1>What made today today?

0:55:14.120 --> 0:55:16.719
<v Speaker 6>Oh? Mostly Eric Andre being on the air.

0:55:17.880 --> 0:55:26.600
<v Speaker 2>He How you doing, Eric? Eric? You know what I'm saying. Player, Yeah,

0:55:26.760 --> 0:55:32.440
<v Speaker 2>Candy yapping your way previously flap flap flap in that kid.

0:55:35.640 --> 0:55:37.560
<v Speaker 6>Yep, you know, got to do it sometimes.

0:55:40.160 --> 0:55:41.280
<v Speaker 2>I feel you, big daddy.

0:55:41.760 --> 0:55:47.840
<v Speaker 6>So so just to get right to it. If you

0:55:47.880 --> 0:55:51.600
<v Speaker 6>could have a dinner party with any three historical figures,

0:55:51.680 --> 0:55:53.800
<v Speaker 6>who would they be? And what would you serve for dinner?

0:55:59.440 --> 0:56:04.160
<v Speaker 2>You're a wild cat? Is that the question for me?

0:56:04.360 --> 0:56:09.840
<v Speaker 6>Or you? I mean, I was hoping you'd answer.

0:56:09.920 --> 0:56:13.839
<v Speaker 2>Tevy Dahmer told Bundy and John Wayne Gacy and they'd

0:56:13.880 --> 0:56:19.880
<v Speaker 2>be eating me. They'd eat me out. Did eat my

0:56:20.120 --> 0:56:20.799
<v Speaker 2>booty hole?

0:56:23.160 --> 0:56:24.279
<v Speaker 6>Didn't that one?

0:56:24.840 --> 0:56:28.319
<v Speaker 2>Like a fried circle at Calamari?

0:56:30.880 --> 0:56:34.160
<v Speaker 6>Would you introduce any chaotic elements into the meal?

0:56:34.800 --> 0:56:40.080
<v Speaker 2>Nope? Nope. Would be the most polite meal you've ever seen.

0:56:41.080 --> 0:56:43.720
<v Speaker 2>I like that the three most prominent cerial killers eating

0:56:43.800 --> 0:56:45.440
<v Speaker 2>me is not chaotic enough.

0:56:45.480 --> 0:56:48.080
<v Speaker 1>Really, I don't know how that could be made. More

0:56:49.280 --> 0:56:50.520
<v Speaker 1>more than napkins.

0:56:52.120 --> 0:56:53.400
<v Speaker 2>We would use chopsticks.

0:56:56.800 --> 0:56:58.759
<v Speaker 6>I'll have to see if I can get dollary three

0:56:58.880 --> 0:57:00.560
<v Speaker 6>to show me what it looks like.

0:57:02.640 --> 0:57:02.839
<v Speaker 1>Brother.

0:57:03.760 --> 0:57:11.680
<v Speaker 6>Well, uh, last thing, what's your your most memorable whippet experience?

0:57:14.760 --> 0:57:15.640
<v Speaker 2>No, that's a good question.

0:57:18.200 --> 0:57:22.479
<v Speaker 6>I have you have you ever? Have you ever seen

0:57:22.560 --> 0:57:25.440
<v Speaker 6>people like smuggle a tank of nitrous into like a

0:57:25.560 --> 0:57:27.320
<v Speaker 6>festival and bury it and dig.

0:57:27.200 --> 0:57:29.960
<v Speaker 2>It up later in the ice? Yeah? And ice coolers. Yeah,

0:57:30.000 --> 0:57:34.040
<v Speaker 2>I saw a video of that. But uh, my most

0:57:34.160 --> 0:57:38.280
<v Speaker 2>memorable one I did xenon one time. Xenon is an

0:57:38.320 --> 0:57:42.640
<v Speaker 2>element the stars, like the Champagne of whippets.

0:57:42.840 --> 0:57:44.600
<v Speaker 1>It's very expensive scientology.

0:57:44.680 --> 0:57:48.600
<v Speaker 6>God, that did you where you get it?

0:57:50.120 --> 0:57:53.320
<v Speaker 2>There's a guy that was like, it's not illegal. So

0:57:53.480 --> 0:57:56.560
<v Speaker 2>the guy was, uh, but they usually just sell it

0:57:56.640 --> 0:58:00.560
<v Speaker 2>in bulk because it's just used for industrial used to

0:58:00.920 --> 0:58:04.000
<v Speaker 2>make light bulbs. But I found like a rogue xenon guy.

0:58:04.160 --> 0:58:06.880
<v Speaker 2>But he's he's a wall I can't the last time

0:58:06.880 --> 0:58:12.120
<v Speaker 2>I membered ow Dan. Yeah, that was quite memorable. I've

0:58:12.120 --> 0:58:15.440
<v Speaker 2>also totally like fished out once before, where like my

0:58:15.640 --> 0:58:19.960
<v Speaker 2>brain completely ceased to I cease to be alive for

0:58:20.120 --> 0:58:20.640
<v Speaker 2>like a second.

0:58:21.400 --> 0:58:23.240
<v Speaker 1>What's your most memorable whipped experience?

0:58:23.400 --> 0:58:23.560
<v Speaker 2>Eric?

0:58:25.600 --> 0:58:31.840
<v Speaker 6>Oh, gosh, you know a lot of the time, I

0:58:32.440 --> 0:58:35.480
<v Speaker 6>feel like I actually don't experience much of an effect.

0:58:35.560 --> 0:58:40.800
<v Speaker 6>Maybe I like don't inhale or something somehow. But so

0:58:40.960 --> 0:58:45.280
<v Speaker 6>we do this thing though at the whippet parties where

0:58:45.320 --> 0:58:51.320
<v Speaker 6>we get a globe and spin it, close your eyes,

0:58:51.760 --> 0:58:54.040
<v Speaker 6>move your finger up and down it, and see where

0:58:54.080 --> 0:58:56.840
<v Speaker 6>you stop it on the globe, and then you have

0:58:56.960 --> 0:58:59.400
<v Speaker 6>to describe what you imagine that place to be like

0:59:00.280 --> 0:59:02.200
<v Speaker 6>while hitting the name.

0:59:03.280 --> 0:59:07.600
<v Speaker 2>You are eccentric, dude, I like this guy, You're wild

0:59:07.720 --> 0:59:08.880
<v Speaker 2>eccentric man. Do you remember?

0:59:09.040 --> 0:59:11.760
<v Speaker 1>Do you remember? Do you remember what you like? Do

0:59:11.800 --> 0:59:13.720
<v Speaker 1>you remember what you landed on and what you described

0:59:13.760 --> 0:59:14.000
<v Speaker 1>it to be?

0:59:14.160 --> 0:59:21.560
<v Speaker 6>Like? Oh gosh, you know, I'm gonna have to review

0:59:21.600 --> 0:59:28.640
<v Speaker 6>the tapes. I do have them all video. Yeah, there's

0:59:28.680 --> 0:59:35.520
<v Speaker 6>actually a lot. It hasn't dropped yet. I think there

0:59:35.640 --> 0:59:38.640
<v Speaker 6>was a blize in there. I'd imagine it was green.

0:59:38.800 --> 0:59:41.720
<v Speaker 6>But beyond that, I think it's kind of a spur

0:59:41.800 --> 0:59:45.760
<v Speaker 6>of the moment thing before you come down.

0:59:49.880 --> 0:59:50.200
<v Speaker 2>Are you on?

0:59:50.800 --> 0:59:52.160
<v Speaker 1>Did you just do a whip it?

0:59:55.040 --> 0:59:55.240
<v Speaker 2>You know?

0:59:55.640 --> 0:59:59.560
<v Speaker 6>People think that, but I swear I have not done

0:59:59.560 --> 0:59:59.959
<v Speaker 6>that today.

1:00:01.800 --> 1:00:02.920
<v Speaker 2>It sounds like you're an opium.

1:00:03.040 --> 1:00:11.520
<v Speaker 6>I might I might do one, well, you know, who

1:00:11.600 --> 1:00:18.400
<v Speaker 6>knows anyway, I don't know.

1:00:18.520 --> 1:00:24.200
<v Speaker 2>We've hit We've hit a wall. We've come to screeching

1:00:24.280 --> 1:00:24.640
<v Speaker 2>all that.

1:00:26.920 --> 1:00:29.920
<v Speaker 1>I was thinking. I was thinking I would invite Abraham Lincoln,

1:00:30.040 --> 1:00:33.640
<v Speaker 1>John's will, John Wilkes Booth, and Abraham Lincoln's wife, and

1:00:33.760 --> 1:00:34.840
<v Speaker 1>I would make them do the thing.

1:00:35.520 --> 1:00:35.840
<v Speaker 6>Mmm.

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<v Speaker 2>Abraham Lincoln, John Wilkes Booth, Harvey Oswald.

1:00:40.280 --> 1:00:47.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh, and I would, And I would serve JFK.

1:00:50.840 --> 1:00:52.800
<v Speaker 2>Sleigh Honey about a surprise.

1:00:52.960 --> 1:00:55.120
<v Speaker 6>Guess maybe Jack Ruby?

1:00:56.920 --> 1:01:03.800
<v Speaker 2>Who is Jack Ruby? Shot leer? Uh oh yeah, yeah, baby,

1:01:03.840 --> 1:01:06.600
<v Speaker 2>bring them all. It's hypothetical.

1:01:06.840 --> 1:01:08.000
<v Speaker 1>Is there anything else you want to say to the

1:01:08.040 --> 1:01:09.400
<v Speaker 1>people of the computer before we go?

1:01:11.560 --> 1:01:14.000
<v Speaker 6>I think I'm good, But thanks so much for your time.

1:01:14.360 --> 1:01:18.800
<v Speaker 6>All right, thanks Eric, Right, have an excellent one.

1:01:19.240 --> 1:01:26.480
<v Speaker 2>Okay, you too. He was like a character from Napoleon Dynamite.

1:01:26.640 --> 1:01:28.200
<v Speaker 1>He was kind of talking like he was asking a

1:01:28.320 --> 1:01:30.160
<v Speaker 1>question at the comic com panel.

1:01:32.240 --> 1:01:32.680
<v Speaker 2>What do you mean?

1:01:34.160 --> 1:01:34.960
<v Speaker 6>Like he like it.

1:01:36.480 --> 1:01:38.480
<v Speaker 1>He seemed like he was asking a question like a

1:01:38.560 --> 1:01:40.760
<v Speaker 1>comic con panel. Like he had like that voice that

1:01:40.840 --> 1:01:42.800
<v Speaker 1>you use when you ask a question, like a nerdy guy,

1:01:43.000 --> 1:01:45.720
<v Speaker 1>like a nerdy guy voice, like not a nerdy guy voice.

1:01:46.200 --> 1:01:50.200
<v Speaker 2>An episode three fourteen Zeen a warrior friends.

1:01:50.080 --> 1:01:51.880
<v Speaker 1>Right right in that in that kind of cadence.

1:01:52.080 --> 1:01:54.440
<v Speaker 2>Uh yeah yeah. Comic book store guy.

1:01:55.640 --> 1:02:00.720
<v Speaker 1>Hello, Robin, Yes, sorry on my own? Is this you're on?

1:02:00.920 --> 1:02:03.240
<v Speaker 1>You're on with with with me and Eric? What's going on?

1:02:03.400 --> 1:02:06.760
<v Speaker 5>Manh hi Hi, not too bad?

1:02:06.760 --> 1:02:07.000
<v Speaker 9>Thank you?

1:02:08.560 --> 1:02:10.160
<v Speaker 1>What's how can we get you today?

1:02:10.240 --> 1:02:10.400
<v Speaker 6>Man?

1:02:10.440 --> 1:02:11.240
<v Speaker 1>What's what's going on?

1:02:12.560 --> 1:02:17.040
<v Speaker 9>I just feel very directionless in life. I've recently graduated

1:02:17.120 --> 1:02:21.400
<v Speaker 9>from from university of college to you and yeah, I

1:02:21.560 --> 1:02:24.000
<v Speaker 9>just sort of got a job for the day after

1:02:24.520 --> 1:02:28.240
<v Speaker 9>graduating at I just definitely know what want to do.

1:02:29.160 --> 1:02:33.520
<v Speaker 2>What did you major in politics? Do you want a

1:02:33.640 --> 1:02:34.560
<v Speaker 2>career in politics?

1:02:35.720 --> 1:02:36.120
<v Speaker 5>I don't know.

1:02:37.000 --> 1:02:39.320
<v Speaker 9>I already work with in the how to of Commons

1:02:39.400 --> 1:02:43.360
<v Speaker 9>in the British government, and I don't really know how

1:02:43.480 --> 1:02:46.040
<v Speaker 9>much you know about British politics, but it's very much

1:02:46.120 --> 1:02:46.960
<v Speaker 9>not going well right now.

1:02:48.360 --> 1:02:50.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you guys are a mess over there. You guys,

1:02:51.160 --> 1:02:54.040
<v Speaker 2>you guys brexited? Can you just can you just undo Brexit?

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<v Speaker 2>And Brentrance cut yourself off from the from the mainland literally, Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you're a tiny island. I don't know if you don't

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<v Speaker 2>commerce works, but you really kind of cut off your

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<v Speaker 2>nose despite your face.

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<v Speaker 1>What if you always wanted to do well?

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know that.

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<v Speaker 9>I've always wanted to travel, but I feel like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 9>I don't know. I don't know where to go? West

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<v Speaker 9>they go.

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<v Speaker 2>Why don't you take time off to travel? Why don't

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<v Speaker 2>you take a sabbatical, take time off to travel and

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<v Speaker 2>do some self exploration and then when you get back,

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<v Speaker 2>just marry rich. That's what I plan on doing.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a good that's a good plan.

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<v Speaker 2>What brings you joy.

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<v Speaker 1>Was in thought.

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<v Speaker 9>I saw my first NFL game in London the other day.

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<v Speaker 9>That was quite good to be sir.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, why don't you do some sports? Why don't you?

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<v Speaker 2>Why don't you pivot into the sports world, Not as

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<v Speaker 2>an athlete unless you had the prowess, but you know,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe get involved in sports. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you good at rugby?

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<v Speaker 9>I'm not very good at rugby. Now I'm not much

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<v Speaker 9>for thoughts and I guess, well, you don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Have to be an athlete. You could. You don't work

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<v Speaker 2>for the you know, the each each one of those

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<v Speaker 2>teams employees. Where is it you want to travel to Robin?

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<v Speaker 9>I don't know, Australia, in Canada, I think it's Canada

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<v Speaker 9>pool Eastern Europe as well, but have been.

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<v Speaker 2>West of I guess it depends on what you like, man,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, follow your nose. If if Australia and Canada

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<v Speaker 2>are going your name, go check them out.

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<v Speaker 1>You've ever I think about this all the time. There's

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<v Speaker 1>like these websites where you can go to like get

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<v Speaker 1>matched up with like a family to teach them English,

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<v Speaker 1>or like help their kids, or like work on their

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<v Speaker 1>farm or some shit like that. I always think about

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<v Speaker 1>doing something like that, you know, and you can do.

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<v Speaker 1>I think they like you do it, and then they

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<v Speaker 1>give you like a bed and like some meals and

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<v Speaker 1>ship and it's kind of a way I think. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think you have to pay to get over there

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever, but once you're there, I think you're you know,

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<v Speaker 1>uh kind of kind of set up in the country.

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<v Speaker 1>You ever look into doing something like that, because if

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<v Speaker 1>you're out of school and you know, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>if you have like a little bit of money or anything,

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<v Speaker 1>but you know, go experiment with that. That's what I

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<v Speaker 1>would do if I wasn't yeah, you know, doing being

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<v Speaker 1>a gecko.

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<v Speaker 9>And I just feel like in my job as well,

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<v Speaker 9>it's odd because when you work in politics, like there's

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<v Speaker 9>an election and then you have like five days and

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<v Speaker 9>then you just get kicked out on the streets nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, yeah, it feels really uncertain of the time.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, I feel like I'm a boring call for the

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<v Speaker 9>rest of you.

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<v Speaker 2>No no, no, no, no, no no no. You should

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<v Speaker 2>have heard Candy Man. You're falling asleep in their eyes

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<v Speaker 2>open over here.

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<v Speaker 4>Now.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just workrying Caddy. It was a great dumb teaser. Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>The last guy we had was like a methadone or something.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're you're like, you're you're a nice baseline.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're you're you're a wild hair up your ass

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<v Speaker 2>kind of collar compared to the last guy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're bringing me a Look, I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>you're doing for the Nation of England, but you're bringing

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<v Speaker 1>me a nice sense of calm right now, Robin.

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<v Speaker 2>And I think, uh, you know, trust your intuition. Life

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<v Speaker 2>is short. Get out there and travel, and through your

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<v Speaker 2>travels you might experience some type of uh self discovery

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<v Speaker 2>and some epiphany on what exactly you want to do,

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<v Speaker 2>or you might meet somebody that changes the course of

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<v Speaker 2>your life. But uh, yeah, yeah, Yeah, try aahuasca, try

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<v Speaker 2>any psychedelic.

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<v Speaker 1>Try anything. Get out in the universe. Yeah, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you might meet somebody, you might come up with some epiphany. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, just leave your out, leave the leave the nation,

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<v Speaker 1>wander abouts like the like the nowhere Man from the Beatles,

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<v Speaker 1>No man.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, I guess it's just stressful being in any government.

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<v Speaker 6>But it's just.

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<v Speaker 1>What's your what's your position in the government?

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly?

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<v Speaker 9>I am Richie Snak calling in No, I'm just I'm

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<v Speaker 9>just I work with an MP directly to equivalent of

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<v Speaker 9>a congressman, just like half helping them with all their

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<v Speaker 9>tasks and things and frighting teachers or whatever, but mostly

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<v Speaker 9>just like dealing with like the random crap that people

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<v Speaker 9>right into us about, like is he a bit of.

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<v Speaker 2>A cheeky cunt? Is this Congress been a bit of

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<v Speaker 2>a cheeky cunt?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 9>No, no, they're no, they're very lovely.

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<v Speaker 7>You know.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what that means in British, but I

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<v Speaker 2>loved just I love saying cheeky cunt. You can't say

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<v Speaker 2>it America. Well, you know, I think you have to

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<v Speaker 2>be in Australia or England to get away in Australia.

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<v Speaker 1>If you call someone a cunt, it's a good thing,

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<v Speaker 1>but a cheeky cunt or a ship cunt would be

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<v Speaker 1>a bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Is he a rosscott.

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<v Speaker 9>Bumbacot like, yeah, it's a nice thing here.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Robin, I think you're a good cunt.

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<v Speaker 9>When you land in London, that's what you need.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you're a beautiful cunt. Go spread your your

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<v Speaker 2>beautiful spread your beautiful cunt all over Australia.

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<v Speaker 1>All over Australia, Canada and anywhere in the world that

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<v Speaker 1>will have you.

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<v Speaker 10>My friends, you got to have any final questions, Yeah, Robin,

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<v Speaker 10>I think just quit your job and then follow your heart.

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<v Speaker 2>Man my dreams.

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<v Speaker 9>Well I should now Eric commanded it, so I should.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, maybe go to Australia. Shelf opinga and smoky

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<v Speaker 2>youp be being.

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<v Speaker 9>I've written my down.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll do it straight away, okay, shelfing opingers when you

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<v Speaker 2>put extit up your ass.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I didn't know that in Australia.

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<v Speaker 2>That's Australian talked though I ran on a British slang.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm learning more than the callers. Hey, take care, Robin,

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you care so much, Robin, love you how you feeling.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you'd do I thought it was gonna make

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<v Speaker 1>you feel bad to ask you that. Thanks for doing this.

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<v Speaker 1>I really appreciate it. I'm a I'm a huge fucking fan.

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<v Speaker 2>You got what you wanted. Yeah, no, this was a

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<v Speaker 2>bit of a snooze.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, No, you were great. You were great. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>honored to have you on. I'm a huge fucking fan. Dude.

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<v Speaker 1>Is there anything that you want to say to uh,

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<v Speaker 1>like you want to plug anything or anything like that.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I got a podcast. I got a podcast about

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<v Speaker 2>bombing on Big Money Players Network. It's called bom. I

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<v Speaker 2>just have comedians and musicians and artists on and asked

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<v Speaker 2>what their worst gig of all time was.

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<v Speaker 1>And you're still on tour, right.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Eric, Eric andretour dot Com. I'm in San Antonio

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<v Speaker 2>on Monday, I'm doing my Texas. I'm messing with Texas

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<v Speaker 2>next week San Antonio, Dallas, Houston, Austin. Then the following

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<v Speaker 2>week I go back to the Midwest. Then I'll do

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<v Speaker 2>a West coast leg. We're going to add dates too,

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<v Speaker 2>So don't stress if I'm not.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's not it's that you're not doing like traditional

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<v Speaker 1>stand up, right, you're doing kind of a medley of things, Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>A medley, a cornucopia of chaos. It's a little bit

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<v Speaker 2>Gallagher meets gg Allen beautiful. Yeah, interviewing people, destroying the venue.

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<v Speaker 2>It's very interactive, a lot of fan interactions. If you're

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<v Speaker 2>a fan and you want to get stuff sprayed on you, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>if you want to come up on stage with me

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<v Speaker 2>and do crazy shit.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the time I saw you like hanging somebody

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<v Speaker 1>up on a cross.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we ripped off a Jenna Jackson stick like she

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<v Speaker 2>used to like put people this sex cross and then

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<v Speaker 2>like kind of molest them on stage and like hump

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<v Speaker 2>them while singing a song. So that's what I'm doing

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<v Speaker 2>for my opening monologue.

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<v Speaker 1>Hairicontry Tour dot.

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<v Speaker 2>Com, hairand Jeordie dot com. Yeah, yeah, thanks, thanks buddy.

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<v Speaker 2>The repet goes on.

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<v Speaker 1>The line taking your phone calls every night.

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<v Speaker 2>The repk goes Jordan's hide. He's teaching you cloud in

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<v Speaker 2>your life, but he's not

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<v Speaker 1>Really an expert.