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Speaker 1: Hey, folks, My guest for this episode is comedian Eric Andre.

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Speaker 1: You know him from Adult Swims, The Eric Andre Show.

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Speaker 1: You know him from his Netflix movie Bad Trip, and

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Speaker 1: now he's hosting his own podcast, Bombing with Eric Andre

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Speaker 1: from iHeartMedia and Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network, which

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Speaker 1: you can listen to wherever you get your podcasts. All right,

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Speaker 1: let's get into the episode. Eric Andre, Oh yeah, we're on. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: not a lot of fan fair. You need a little

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Speaker 1: you need like a music, you need an interro song.

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Speaker 1: I always feel like I try to make the current

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Speaker 1: moment enough. Okay, what's been the most persistent thought on

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Speaker 1: your mind lately?

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Speaker 2: Uh? Persistent thought? I don't know, like the current anxiety spiral.

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Speaker 2: I mean, the news is pretty grim right now. I've

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Speaker 2: just been watching Middle Eastern snuff footage for uh a week.

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Speaker 1: At what point in watching the news does it become

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Speaker 1: like less about being informed and more like pornographic of

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Speaker 1: your just like kind of getting a hit from all

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Speaker 1: the horribleness.

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Speaker 2: H man, you really need to like, you need to

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Speaker 2: take breaks, You need to sit on the bench on

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Speaker 2: the sideline for a second and like breathe. It's grim to.

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Speaker 1: The problems of the world.

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Speaker 2: Ever, this is also the last thing I wanted to

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Speaker 2: bring up, but you said it. What's been on my mind?

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Speaker 2: And I have anxieties, and I well, I'm like thinking

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Speaker 2: about what's my current anxiety spiral. But like, I don't

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Speaker 2: want to touch this topic with a fucking ten foot pole.

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Speaker 1: Do the problems of the world sometimes like they're in

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Speaker 1: a way a distraction from the problems of your own

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Speaker 1: personal life? Do you ever feel that way?

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Speaker 3: Uh?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe, But shouldn't we pay attention to the problems

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Speaker 2: of the world? Yeah, shouldn't be apathetic?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 1: I think I think I think we should. But it's

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Speaker 1: like it is therapy. I do go to therapy.

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Speaker 2: Something that's kind of behavioral therapy or what kind of

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Speaker 2: therapy it is?

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Speaker 1: It's just like talking therapy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, kind of what type?

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Speaker 1: I don't know, if there's a ton enough. It's like

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Speaker 1: CBT or anything like that. Do you go to CBD

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Speaker 1: CBD therapy?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? I got Yeah, I got that tremendous idea tremendous therapy.

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Speaker 1: Has have you always been yeah? Throughout your life?

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Speaker 2: No? Not really. I wish I went throughout my childhood.

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Speaker 2: I would have resolved a lot of things that like,

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Speaker 2: I like I let fester from childhood into adulthood. I

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Speaker 2: really wish I I went to a tiny little bit

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Speaker 2: of childhood therapy, but not really. I didn't really start

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Speaker 2: doing until I was twenty five. But I regret. It's

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Speaker 2: kind of like the biggest regret. I would have solved

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Speaker 2: a lot of problems, or maybe not solved problems entirely,

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Speaker 2: but how would have had a lot more Uh, I

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Speaker 2: would have been had a lot more inner piece in

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Speaker 2: my childhood.

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Speaker 1: Do you feel like you've at least like gotten close

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Speaker 1: to that the inner piece that you're you're looking for sometimes?

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Speaker 2: But there be And mental health is a practice. I think,

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Speaker 2: like a light life is nothing but stress and continuous

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Speaker 2: bouts of stress and trauma. So I think that you know,

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Speaker 2: it's not like you do therapy and then you do

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Speaker 2: it enough and then you're just done, because life doesn't

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Speaker 2: cease to be stressful so and traumatic. So I think

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Speaker 2: I'm a lot better. I think that therapy and exercise,

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Speaker 2: I'll say too, are like non negotiable.

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Speaker 1: As you've gotten older, has life gotten more or less

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Speaker 1: stressful for you?

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Speaker 2: I think it's not quantifiable in like that type of metric.

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Speaker 2: I don't think it's like more or less. I think

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Speaker 2: it's different. I think the stressors of your childhood and

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Speaker 2: your teenage years, and your twenties and your thirties and

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Speaker 2: your forties and your fifties. I think each each decade,

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Speaker 2: each year, each moment comes with its own nuanced set

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Speaker 1: Do you remember like the time in your life or

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Speaker 1: even just like in general day to day, like what

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Speaker 2: It's like the old Dennis Larry joke where he's like,

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Speaker 2: there's really only like a few moments to have. I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna shittily paraphrases joke because I haven't heard since I

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Speaker 2: was ten. I think it's like a thirty five year

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Speaker 2: old joke. Uh. He's like, the happiness is only like

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Speaker 2: in that first bite of that chocolate chip cookie. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like pure orgasmic euphoric happiness

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Speaker 2: is like is in those moments. It's more like mood.

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Speaker 2: How's your mood in general? Are you down? Are you anxious?

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Speaker 2: Are you Do you feel calm lately? It's been late? Lately,

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Speaker 2: lately it's been better.

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Speaker 1: Do you have a sort of baseline in mind that

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Speaker 1: you typically tend to hover, like not straight to.

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Speaker 2: I don't mind anxiety because anxiety is good for performance.

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Speaker 2: I mind the amount of anxiety that I have in general.

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Speaker 2: So I wish that if my anxiety was at like

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Speaker 2: not like get caught in these obsessive loops. But I

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Speaker 2: have like pussy footed around taking SSR's my whole life,

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Speaker 2: and I think it's just time to at least try

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Speaker 2: and then taper off if I don't like it, what

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Speaker 2: was it? If they're going to offer some type of

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Speaker 1: The cause of the pussy footing, because for me, I'm like,

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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't like the idea of wanting to

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and and and then I think, what is that?

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Speaker 2: Is that ego? It has to be ego? But yeah,

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Speaker 2: I just like the having to be on something to

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Speaker 2: a natural world, you know, so we have to come

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Speaker 1: Why why would you say that it's ego to think that,

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Speaker 2: I get, well, that's just me trying to figure out

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Speaker 2: you don't need the pill. You can you can do

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Speaker 2: it through natural means, through therapy, through exercise, through meditation,

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Speaker 2: and I do all that stuff, but I I'd like

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Speaker 2: an SSR. Right, if it will help you, and you

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Speaker 2: got to like experiment with a bunch of them at

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Speaker 2: different doses to see which one works for your brain chemistry.

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Speaker 2: But I at least want to do the experiment and

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Speaker 2: it works, it works. If it doesn't, doesn't. I know

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Speaker 2: talking about zoolofpac so well, beutrim, prozic, whatever. And then

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Speaker 2: me feel more depressed. You hear everything, and it really

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Speaker 2: brain waves and seeing if you can get them in

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Speaker 2: and if the necessaries don't work for you. Then then

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Speaker 2: talks them about when you.

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Speaker 1: Were when you were a kid, maybe like like a teenager,

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Speaker 1: did you feel good and happy most of the time?

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Speaker 2: Or were you all I was happy, I was happy,

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Speaker 2: but I was anxious. So happy and I was anxious

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Speaker 2: and I wasn't. I didn't know how to uh. My

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Speaker 2: parents are both neurodivergent and not they were emotions unintelligent.

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Speaker 2: They're very intelligent, they're very academic, but they were very

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Speaker 2: they didn't have the best emotional intelligence, and they didn't

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Speaker 2: go to therapy. And I think they would have both

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Speaker 2: I had gone to therapy, and I wish my parents

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Speaker 2: had gone to therapy. But my parents are quite spectro me,

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Speaker 2: so I don't even know how much the therapy would

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Speaker 2: both have their own type of neurodivergence. My dad had

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Speaker 2: PTSD from living in a country under a dictatorship and

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Speaker 2: escaping at dictatorship, so I think, And it was Catholic.

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Speaker 2: He's had ex Catholics repressed.

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Speaker 1: What's your relationship like with them?

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Speaker 2: Is this the tone of the show? This is a

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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't. I'm want I'm I'm I'm not

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Speaker 1: finding it interesting. I don't have grim I don't. I

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you don't need a bit. You don't need

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Speaker 2: a bit, But I don't people want this. We're dressed

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Speaker 2: like it is it? Well?

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Speaker 5: Is this is? This?

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Speaker 1: Is this stuff you've like talked about on the podcast.

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Speaker 2: Talking about it. I just do Neil Brennan's podcast, and

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Speaker 2: I think that's all I talk. Uh yeah, I heard.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to make it like I have some huge,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you've talked about this extensively yet,

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Speaker 1: but I saw that you just did ayahuasca in Peru.

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Speaker 1: How you feeling?

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Speaker 2: I feel good? Yeah, I feel good.

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Speaker 2: Like it was cool. I've done different psychedelic therapies. I've

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Speaker 2: a lot of those various therapies. I like the MDMA

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Speaker 2: that was very like bespoke and nuanced and really got

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Speaker 2: But you know, all and even non psychedelic therapies all

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Speaker 2: they all lead to the same. They all help you

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Speaker 2: access stuff you typically suppress or repress, which there's a difference.

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Speaker 2: Repression is more hardcore than suppression.

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Speaker 1: Did you form any legit bonds or friendships with the

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Speaker 1: other people and in your group?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's kind of like being a camp. You know

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Speaker 1: Do you make it like at this point in your life,

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Speaker 1: do you make a lot of new friends?

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Speaker 2: No? Making friends is harder the older you got. Making

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Speaker 2: why people get married. Yeah, it's just like I just

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Speaker 2: eventually my kids. Because I'm too tired to make new friends,

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna start talking to just some random guy.

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Speaker 1: Do you feel like you've got like a solid.

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Speaker 2: Time I'm drinking less too. I think like it's easier

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Speaker 2: all the time. Sure, I just don't recover from alcohol

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Speaker 2: that well, and it makes me gain weight, like fucking

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel that a little bit too bit shy. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Do you think I'm more reclusive and shy? I don't

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Speaker 1: Are they stoked to see like a representation of like

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Speaker 2: To the Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think so. I hope.

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Speaker 1: They're you want to take a phone call, Sure, I'd

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Speaker 1: You said? Are they aggressive?

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Speaker 1: Let's find out. I don't think no, these No, these

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Speaker 4: Oh shit, no fucking way. I'm I'm so sorry if

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Speaker 2: What's going on? Jackson? I love that name. It's like Coultrane.

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Speaker 4: No, yep, I get yeah, funny enough England.

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Speaker 4: At my college. At my college, whenever I professor, he

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Speaker 2: And wait. And he taught English and he didn't know

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no, I live in I'm in broadcast television, okay.

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Speaker 2: I was in Bellising, just to bring it on home, Jackson.

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Speaker 1: What's what's up?

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Speaker 6: Man?

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Speaker 4: I'm very conflicted right now with whether or not I

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Speaker 2: Well, are you dating with somebody or is this just

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Speaker 2: You're in Daytona, yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know. It

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Speaker 2: They've been twenty dates. You said that you went in

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Speaker 4: No, we I talked to my mom about this and

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Speaker 2: No you've hung but you've hung out with it multiple times.

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Speaker 4: Yes, we know each other. It's not like this. We

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Speaker 2: It is always bullshit. Like that's a red flag. Oh sorry,

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Speaker 2: I've texted that to women I've dated, and I don't

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Speaker 1: At what does happen?

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Speaker 2: Sometimes I have a problem with my it's not a problem,

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Speaker 2: So sometimes that happens. But if it's somebody you're actually

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Speaker 1: Also, Jah, I would I would whatever happens here, I

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Speaker 2: I think it's like hard enough to make a relationship work,

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Speaker 1: Hey Jackson, before we go, it's your favorite Halloween character?

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Speaker 6: Ah?

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Speaker 5: Fuck, you're you're?

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Speaker 4: You really gave me just a tough question.

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Speaker 2: How old are you? Actually?

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Speaker 4: It's a group of characters I am. I just turned

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Speaker 2: Oh, and how old is she? She's seven years old. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: because everybody's figuring themselves out. So don't take it personally,

439
00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:24,359
Speaker 2: but yes, sorry, what's your favorite Halloween character?

440
00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:30,600
Speaker 4: I it's a group of characters that am absolutely fascinated with.

441
00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:32,159
Speaker 4: Killer clowns, from Outer Space.

442
00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:36,640
Speaker 1: Time, did you play the video game that just came out?

443
00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:40,560
Speaker 4: I it's it's not out yet. It's I'm on the

444
00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:43,680
Speaker 4: I'm supposedly on the beta list.

445
00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:48,920
Speaker 1: Use that as your next dat idea. Have her come

446
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:51,480
Speaker 1: over and you guys can play the beta of the

447
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:53,160
Speaker 1: new Killer Clowns from Outer Space game.

448
00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:57,119
Speaker 4: Oh hell yeah, but yeah, it's It's one of my

449
00:23:57,119 --> 00:24:00,280
Speaker 4: favorite characters. I just bought a new funk of pop

450
00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:03,199
Speaker 4: when I was at fucking Walmart today. I'm super excited

451
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:03,560
Speaker 4: about that.

452
00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:06,040
Speaker 2: Jackson. You need a gallon in your life where you're like, hey,

453
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:08,280
Speaker 2: you want to go to Halloween hornit? And she's like, hell, yeah,

454
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:11,560
Speaker 2: let's go. Cool, I'll pick you up tomorrow. Great. That's

455
00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:14,320
Speaker 2: how the conversation. It should be easy. It should just

456
00:24:14,359 --> 00:24:17,720
Speaker 2: be flowing, not like oh sorry I just saw this.

457
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:21,280
Speaker 2: Uh fuck that shit. You don't got time for that shit.

458
00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:23,399
Speaker 2: You need to just be like, yo, what's up? You

459
00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:26,280
Speaker 2: know it's like your friends. You can just hit up

460
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:27,639
Speaker 2: your friends, Yo, you want to go to this, and

461
00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:30,120
Speaker 2: they're like yeah, they're great, I'll pick you up. Cool.

462
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:33,960
Speaker 2: Peace needs to be easy, it needs to just flow.

463
00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:36,000
Speaker 1: The people in your life should make your life easier,

464
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:36,760
Speaker 1: not harder.

465
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,840
Speaker 2: Yes, exactly. The people that mind don't matter. The people

466
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:40,840
Speaker 2: that matter don't mind.

467
00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:43,840
Speaker 1: Like that Jackson's I think I fuck her Jackson.

468
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:47,040
Speaker 2: She's a fucking backstabber.

469
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:51,359
Speaker 4: All right now, I've listened to a lot of your shows,

470
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:53,960
Speaker 4: so I know, like not to kind of say, oh,

471
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:58,680
Speaker 4: you know, thank you. Good advice if somebody like keeping

472
00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:01,080
Speaker 4: you at like an arms reads like, oh you know

473
00:25:01,119 --> 00:25:03,080
Speaker 4: I could do this, but you know I can't do

474
00:25:03,119 --> 00:25:07,439
Speaker 4: this exactly, don't do that. If somebody really wants to

475
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:10,160
Speaker 4: do something with you, they will want to do something.

476
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:16,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. That's who you want to be with. Ultimate anyway.

477
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:18,800
Speaker 2: You want to just be with somebody that's like, yo,

478
00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:21,919
Speaker 2: what are you doing nothing? You want to get pizza? Yep,

479
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:26,680
Speaker 2: that's it. Not like, oh yeah, but I got this.

480
00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:31,000
Speaker 2: It's really busy this week. If you hear busy, if

481
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:34,400
Speaker 2: you're the word busy, I'm really busy this week. Bye,

482
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:38,240
Speaker 2: Because if you're if you know, if they want to

483
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:40,359
Speaker 2: hang out with you, they'll make time. They'll prioritize you.

484
00:25:41,119 --> 00:25:44,600
Speaker 2: Everybody's busy. Give me a fucking break. Yeah, no problem.

485
00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:46,960
Speaker 1: English have aggressed that.

486
00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:49,880
Speaker 6: I am, thank you man.

487
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:50,280
Speaker 3: Love it.

488
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:51,800
Speaker 5: Both of you love you body.

489
00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:54,600
Speaker 2: You hear a shotgun? Sound of it?

490
00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:58,240
Speaker 1: Oh Jesus, most.

491
00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:02,040
Speaker 3: Call just commit suicide right at the end of their call,

492
00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:07,600
Speaker 3: and showy we send someone high send on this show

493
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:09,920
Speaker 3: is pretty high, the highest in the podcast.

494
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,280
Speaker 1: I like it. I like what you said. I feel

495
00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:13,040
Speaker 1: like that's a I don't know, I'm feeling like I

496
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:15,760
Speaker 1: I also, I'm trying to get to a point where

497
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:18,640
Speaker 1: like I can set that I don't know if you'd

498
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:20,400
Speaker 1: call it a boundary or whatever you'd call it, where

499
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:22,040
Speaker 1: I'm just like, I don't want to deal with somebody

500
00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:25,400
Speaker 1: who's like being flaky or or yeah.

501
00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:27,320
Speaker 2: It's not a good sign. Then they're they're not interested.

502
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:29,119
Speaker 2: You just got to be like cool, don't take it personally,

503
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:32,639
Speaker 2: just be like, hey, it's all good, and you just

504
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:35,720
Speaker 2: got to be like I'm fucking rad peace because you

505
00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:37,960
Speaker 2: don't like you have a good old time with a hunk.

506
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:43,120
Speaker 5: Hello, Hello, Dylan, Hey, what's up?

507
00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:45,080
Speaker 2: What's up? Man?

508
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:49,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, what's going on? Hey?

509
00:26:52,359 --> 00:26:56,280
Speaker 2: You good? What's hack? Let's crack a black and how

510
00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:59,200
Speaker 2: can we help you about your question? Talk to us,

511
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:00,160
Speaker 2: you silly little.

512
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:04,359
Speaker 5: I gotta I gotta be honest. First of all, Lyle

513
00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:07,400
Speaker 5: big fan. I wanted to come to the show in Oslo,

514
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:11,399
Speaker 5: but it was between you and a concert, and yeah,

515
00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:15,800
Speaker 5: I'm sorry about that. And Eric and Andre Big Show

516
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:18,480
Speaker 5: of of course, the Eric Andre show and also the movie.

517
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:19,800
Speaker 5: I loved it.

518
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:23,080
Speaker 1: Thanks doing was the concert fun?

519
00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:36,280
Speaker 2: So yes, what's going on? Yeah?

520
00:27:37,119 --> 00:27:39,520
Speaker 5: Made me to move back to my parents and I'm

521
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:40,680
Speaker 5: pretty embarrassed about that.

522
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:41,800
Speaker 2: Why is that?

523
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:49,240
Speaker 5: I don't know. I guess it's like young man thing,

524
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:51,639
Speaker 5: like you want to do my parents proud, you know.

525
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:55,359
Speaker 5: I want to pay my taxes and make the big

526
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:59,280
Speaker 5: money and have the pretty wife and all that stupid

527
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:03,560
Speaker 5: ship you know I got. I went to the doctor

528
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:08,240
Speaker 5: last week and I yeah, of course, but I went

529
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:10,320
Speaker 5: to the doctor last week and I got diagnosed with

530
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:13,680
Speaker 5: burnout syndrome. Are you are you aware of what that is?

531
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:14,640
Speaker 2: No? What's up?

532
00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:22,480
Speaker 5: Well, it's basically, uh, but because I got it because

533
00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:26,040
Speaker 5: I was an abusive relationship, and it's basically that you're

534
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:33,080
Speaker 5: not able to work anymore like before. So I'm basically.

535
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:37,800
Speaker 2: I'm like, that sounds awesome. I don't want to work anymore.

536
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:39,200
Speaker 5: I'm on sick leave right now.

537
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:46,520
Speaker 2: That's great and sick. I'm sorry that you're going through that,

538
00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:51,320
Speaker 2: and you know, we take the time to uh you know, mentally,

539
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:57,440
Speaker 2: uh regroup. Sorry that you're going through that. Man, that sucks.

540
00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:00,000
Speaker 2: I've been in abusive relationships. It sucks.

541
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:01,440
Speaker 5: It is what it is.

542
00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:05,360
Speaker 1: How are you spending your days now that you're not

543
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:07,120
Speaker 1: doing anything.

544
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:14,160
Speaker 5: Or problem is like with burnout, it also like sucks

545
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:16,960
Speaker 5: out all the juice out of things that you used

546
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:23,680
Speaker 5: to like. So I don't know, I'm guess. I guess

547
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:25,880
Speaker 5: I'm playing a little bit of video games here and there,

548
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:30,480
Speaker 5: and I try to get through the day not being

549
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:35,840
Speaker 5: as positive as as possible. But it's hard. In a

550
00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:37,520
Speaker 5: car accident recently as well.

551
00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:40,720
Speaker 2: Jesus when it rains important you have a friend group

552
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:42,160
Speaker 2: you can lean on. Do you have a group of

553
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:47,280
Speaker 2: friends you can Are you getting You need sunlight, you

554
00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:49,960
Speaker 2: need exercise, you need you need you need to walk,

555
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:52,600
Speaker 2: go for a walk. You need exercise, you need therapy.

556
00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:55,240
Speaker 2: You need a friend group. You got to go out,

557
00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:58,800
Speaker 2: make eye contact with people. A dog would help you.

558
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:01,640
Speaker 2: Gotta be you have a I have a heartbeat in

559
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:07,200
Speaker 2: the house with you. You have to have like another heard. Yeah,

560
00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:10,080
Speaker 2: that's good. Are you getting out? Are you getting sunlight?

561
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:12,120
Speaker 2: Are you walking? Are you getting exercise.

562
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:17,480
Speaker 5: I'll try it. I'll try to, but it's hard to

563
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:21,200
Speaker 5: find motivation to do anything that's not negotiable.

564
00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:24,400
Speaker 2: No, that's not negotiable. You have to you have to

565
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:28,640
Speaker 2: get the blood pumping, sure fire away to stay in

566
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:31,560
Speaker 2: your depression. If you're not exercising, you don't have to

567
00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:33,640
Speaker 2: train for the Olympics. I'm talking just going for a

568
00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:36,600
Speaker 2: twenty minute walk or something, getting sunlight on your face.

569
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:40,400
Speaker 2: Twenty minute walk. Don't be on the phone the whole

570
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:42,760
Speaker 2: walk unless you're listening to music that's making you happy.

571
00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:45,560
Speaker 2: But that's like, you know what your body is designed

572
00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:48,200
Speaker 2: to do. Millions of years of evolution went into that design.

573
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:51,400
Speaker 2: So you have to do that because that's a surefire

574
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:54,400
Speaker 2: way to stay in your depression. Coffee helps to.

575
00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:57,840
Speaker 1: What was your routine like before you move back home?

576
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:03,160
Speaker 5: What what a game? Say again?

577
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:05,680
Speaker 1: What was your routine like before you moved back home?

578
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:05,800
Speaker 2: Like?

579
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:08,280
Speaker 1: Has it changed at all? Or were you kind of

580
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:13,040
Speaker 1: if you're dealing with the same thing before that. You

581
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:14,360
Speaker 1: sound like you're out of breath right now.

582
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:21,560
Speaker 5: No, yeah, I'm pretty much because everything is.

583
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:31,160
Speaker 2: Can you reach orgasm right now right now on the call?

584
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:34,240
Speaker 5: I'm not sure. I can you know.

585
00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:40,560
Speaker 2: We would We would all our callers to masturbate until

586
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:43,600
Speaker 2: they reach orgasm. I think would be therapeutic.

587
00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:45,280
Speaker 1: That would be the first that I know of of

588
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:47,400
Speaker 1: somebody masturbating on the phone on the show.

589
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:53,320
Speaker 5: On this show, I can assure you that both my

590
00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:55,680
Speaker 5: hands are up in the air as we speak.

591
00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:58,360
Speaker 1: Hey man, you're all the way in Norway, live your life,

592
00:31:58,400 --> 00:31:59,120
Speaker 1: do whatever you want.

593
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,880
Speaker 2: And you're masturbating my rubbing your genitals on a piece

594
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:03,480
Speaker 2: of salami with no hands.

595
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:05,800
Speaker 1: You can do that, You know that thing where you

596
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:08,680
Speaker 1: can like just with your own mind, like for yourself

597
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:09,160
Speaker 1: to get harder.

598
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:09,640
Speaker 2: Come with you.

599
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:12,960
Speaker 1: That'd be a good hobby to learn while you're in

600
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:13,560
Speaker 1: your mom's base.

601
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:17,360
Speaker 2: I heard that's actually possible, and you're gonna do it

602
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:21,720
Speaker 2: for us tonight. No, Dylan, I'm just trying around. But

603
00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:24,000
Speaker 2: you gotta Uh, there's nothing wrong with moving back with

604
00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:26,600
Speaker 2: your parents. I actually think it's stupid that we leave

605
00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:32,360
Speaker 2: our parents. Uh that's like, uh, the current system. But

606
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:34,800
Speaker 2: I don't think that's actually the prob What we're what

607
00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:38,200
Speaker 2: we're designed to do, or is we're designed to hunt

608
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:43,800
Speaker 2: and gather any egalitarian bands of all generations. I actually

609
00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:47,160
Speaker 2: I think our parents would live longer if we stayed with.

610
00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:52,680
Speaker 5: Guess my biggest is I guess the biggest enemy is

611
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:55,560
Speaker 5: my own pride, because I want to make them proud

612
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,640
Speaker 5: in my own way. But I know they're proud of

613
00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:01,920
Speaker 5: me for simply being a good person. None, you know. Yeah,

614
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,960
Speaker 5: take that pressure off your hand, with the hand that

615
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:05,680
Speaker 5: I'm delt.

616
00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:08,360
Speaker 2: Take that pressure off yourself. But man, don't be so

617
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:11,600
Speaker 2: hard on yourself. Take this time to regroup. Do things

618
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:14,960
Speaker 2: that make you happy. Get some hobbies. But you gotta

619
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,440
Speaker 2: be amongst your friends. And you gotta get out of

620
00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:21,560
Speaker 2: the house. Get off the screens, get sunlight, get exercise,

621
00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:24,720
Speaker 2: go to therapy at least once a week, if not

622
00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:28,040
Speaker 2: two or three times a week. And uh, you gotta

623
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:29,960
Speaker 2: you gotta get out of the house and and be

624
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:34,280
Speaker 2: with friends and do stuff that brings you joy. Take

625
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:37,040
Speaker 2: a pottery class or something, or taekwondo or some ship

626
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:39,040
Speaker 2: or go go camping.

627
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:44,520
Speaker 5: Fall in love for sounds nice.

628
00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:54,160
Speaker 8: It's quite erotic, yeah, you know, Jackson English, it could

629
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:55,000
Speaker 8: be quite erotic.

630
00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:59,480
Speaker 2: It's erotic. Yeah, there you go. You can masturbate in

631
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:01,240
Speaker 2: the ceramics, you create.

632
00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:06,520
Speaker 1: You could do a you could create like a clay flashlight.

633
00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:11,520
Speaker 2: There you go, then all your problems will be solved.

634
00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:15,399
Speaker 1: I think we did it. Yeah, real quick?

635
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:16,120
Speaker 2: How is your.

636
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:17,879
Speaker 7: Is your?

637
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:20,640
Speaker 1: Is your relationship with your parents all good? Like living

638
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:23,600
Speaker 1: with them and ship? Like? Are they Are they cool?

639
00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:26,480
Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah, it's yeah, it's good. I mean it's it's normal,

640
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:28,960
Speaker 5: like we we run into each other and get annoyed,

641
00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:30,920
Speaker 5: but we're family. You know it's normal.

642
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:33,120
Speaker 2: Do your parents still make love?

643
00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:39,480
Speaker 5: I heard them one time, so yeah. Apparently.

644
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:45,319
Speaker 2: How was that? That was a long night? Huh?

645
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:48,759
Speaker 5: Yeah? I said my told to my dad like at

646
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:51,319
Speaker 5: the breakfast table, had fun last night, and he just

647
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:52,080
Speaker 5: laughed it off.

648
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:56,600
Speaker 1: I respect you having the balls to bring it up.

649
00:34:56,600 --> 00:35:01,759
Speaker 1: I would not, uh, Dylan, Man, I hope, I hope.

650
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:02,759
Speaker 1: I hope some of.

651
00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:10,240
Speaker 5: This yeah, because I was like, man, I was like, guys,

652
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:14,560
Speaker 5: you need to stop doing this this loudly? Did I

653
00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:15,240
Speaker 5: want to sleep?

654
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:16,880
Speaker 1: Mhm?

655
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:19,319
Speaker 5: I don't know.

656
00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:26,239
Speaker 2: Were they just having missionary style vaginal penetration or were

657
00:35:26,239 --> 00:35:30,960
Speaker 2: they doing kind of lingis.

658
00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:33,439
Speaker 5: Camer was not working that night?

659
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:37,800
Speaker 2: Could you tell via the sounds of what sexual position

660
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:38,200
Speaker 2: they were in?

661
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:45,520
Speaker 5: I don't even want to imagine that those your eyes.

662
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:46,160
Speaker 2: Have imagine it.

663
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:54,879
Speaker 1: They do have more open attitudes over there in Europe

664
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:56,440
Speaker 1: towards watching their parents.

665
00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:58,400
Speaker 2: I fucked both my parents in Norway.

666
00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:02,280
Speaker 1: That's where you got to do it.

667
00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:09,360
Speaker 2: I did that customs Viking ship. Yeah, that's right, Dylan.

668
00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:10,680
Speaker 1: Is there anything else you want to say to the

669
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:12,279
Speaker 1: people of the computer before we go?

670
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:19,759
Speaker 5: Don't be so hard on yourself. And I'm gonna show

671
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:23,359
Speaker 5: my parents an episode of Eric Andre Show and tell

672
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:26,440
Speaker 5: them this man gave me a therapeutic advice.

673
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:34,279
Speaker 1: That Hey, take care Dyan, see Dylan, take care of y'all.

674
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:35,160
Speaker 5: Thanks for taking Nicole.

675
00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:39,120
Speaker 2: That's Dylan is one of the most famous mass shooters

676
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:45,600
Speaker 2: in history. Hey, Philant, I feel good until you asked

677
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:46,200
Speaker 2: me that question.

678
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:48,359
Speaker 1: Really, that's like me out it's like.

679
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:51,560
Speaker 2: You, because I was like, does it look like I'm

680
00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:52,160
Speaker 2: not doing so?

681
00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:55,000
Speaker 1: No? I just I have I I I that was

682
00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:56,600
Speaker 1: that's more of a reflection on me than on you.

683
00:36:56,719 --> 00:36:57,399
Speaker 1: Does that make sense?

684
00:37:00,239 --> 00:37:01,040
Speaker 2: No?

685
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:06,160
Speaker 1: No, No, I I wanna. I was wondering whether or

686
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:09,520
Speaker 1: not you were doing good, not because you seemed like

687
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:13,640
Speaker 1: you were not doing good, but because I wanted to

688
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:16,120
Speaker 1: make sure you're doing good. I feel great, Okay, No,

689
00:37:16,239 --> 00:37:17,040
Speaker 1: I don't feel like good.

690
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:21,480
Speaker 2: Why look at your teeth. Yeah, your teeth stand out

691
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:22,360
Speaker 2: with the green.

692
00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:25,920
Speaker 1: Doude do you do I do? They look nice?

693
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:27,279
Speaker 2: They're great?

694
00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:30,120
Speaker 1: Thank you? You take another call?

695
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:34,120
Speaker 2: Is it just calls like.

696
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:37,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, well we can we can.

697
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:40,480
Speaker 2: Do you have like a breakdown like a Jerry Springer

698
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:41,480
Speaker 2: breakdown at the end of it?

699
00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:43,960
Speaker 1: Not really, I mean, I mean, I'm trying to think.

700
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:45,680
Speaker 1: Sometimes I have post call thoughts.

701
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:48,880
Speaker 2: But you got to come off like you're the expert, right, No,

702
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:52,040
Speaker 2: not at all, not at all. It's your it's through

703
00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:53,920
Speaker 2: your point of view, so you've got expression.

704
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:57,000
Speaker 1: Not even not even really I try to you know,

705
00:37:57,200 --> 00:37:58,560
Speaker 1: when I when I do it, when it's just me,

706
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:01,680
Speaker 1: it's like I I prefer I mean, even when I

707
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:03,759
Speaker 1: have a guest on, like I I prefer to be

708
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:06,520
Speaker 1: talking as little as possible, especially if like people you know,

709
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:09,280
Speaker 1: have things that they want to say, you know, because

710
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:11,560
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, I mean, look with with Dylan,

711
00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:13,120
Speaker 1: like living in his mom's basement. It's like, dude, I

712
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:15,040
Speaker 1: started doing the show in my mom's basement. Like I

713
00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:16,960
Speaker 1: was doing this in my mom's basement for like a

714
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:19,480
Speaker 1: year and a half. I don't think that there's any uh,

715
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:22,520
Speaker 1: you know what, what's the shame. I don't think there's

716
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:24,279
Speaker 1: any shame in living with your parents. And also, I

717
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:26,000
Speaker 1: don't know if you ever looked at those like graphs

718
00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:29,239
Speaker 1: of like of like the amount of time you have

719
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:32,360
Speaker 1: with your parents, and it shows like ninety percent of

720
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:35,279
Speaker 1: it is gone by the time you like move out

721
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:38,560
Speaker 1: of the house. So it's like it's a great thing.

722
00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:41,240
Speaker 2: Living with your parents. Yeah, I actually think it should

723
00:38:41,239 --> 00:38:43,919
Speaker 2: be more normalized a sense a source of shame.

724
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:46,440
Speaker 1: I think in I don't know what country exactly.

725
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:51,120
Speaker 2: Only left my parents because I had enough of Florida

726
00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:53,840
Speaker 2: and I wanted to see the rest of the country where. Yeah,

727
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:56,200
Speaker 2: and I was in suburban Florida. There's nothing out there.

728
00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:59,920
Speaker 1: You're Jewish, right, Yeah? Sick? So sick was the theme

729
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:01,200
Speaker 1: of your bar mitzvah.

730
00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:04,000
Speaker 2: Not that Jewish. My mom didn't have a bot metzvah either.

731
00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:08,640
Speaker 2: I'm from like a long line of like Cammie, socialist,

732
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:09,600
Speaker 2: atheist Jews.

733
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:12,520
Speaker 1: Did you grow up at around a lot of other Jewish.

734
00:39:12,239 --> 00:39:13,680
Speaker 2: People, Yeah, for Bookerts on Florida.

735
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:15,520
Speaker 1: Oh shit, Okay, it's.

736
00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:19,840
Speaker 2: The it's the the Zion of Florida.

737
00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:22,080
Speaker 1: Are your parents in like one of those like Jewish

738
00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:23,560
Speaker 1: retirement homes.

739
00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:29,239
Speaker 2: Uh no, my dad died last year. My mom is, Uh,

740
00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:33,960
Speaker 2: my mom is. She's in a retirement community, but not

741
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:37,719
Speaker 2: like not like an old folks home. She's just in

742
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:41,040
Speaker 2: like a fifty five plus community the whole.

743
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:45,879
Speaker 1: Like, would you be able to track like what your

744
00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:47,560
Speaker 1: personality like?

745
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:47,880
Speaker 2: Does it?

746
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:49,480
Speaker 1: Are you sort of both your parents? Do you think

747
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:51,120
Speaker 1: you're kind of more one than the other?

748
00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:55,240
Speaker 2: Sometimes I think I'm both. Sometimes I think I'm neither.

749
00:39:56,920 --> 00:39:58,919
Speaker 2: Do you have siblings older sister? Yeah?

750
00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:00,520
Speaker 1: Is your sister anything like you?

751
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:08,360
Speaker 2: Uh, somewhat, yeah, but someone she doesn't. She's not like

752
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:11,560
Speaker 2: loud and extroverted. She doesn't party, she doesn't drink. She's

753
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:19,880
Speaker 2: a bit of a teetotaler. She's very academic. But in

754
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:21,560
Speaker 2: some ways we're similar. In some ways were different.

755
00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:24,279
Speaker 1: Do you have a good relationship with her? Yeah, that's cool.

756
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:28,319
Speaker 1: She still like do you how Jewish? Like do you

757
00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:31,520
Speaker 1: go to the services for like yum kipoor and Russia

758
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:32,480
Speaker 1: Shana and stuff like that?

759
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:35,960
Speaker 2: Nothing? One time I asked my mom, I go, Mom,

760
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:37,839
Speaker 2: it's I was like in my early twenties. I go, Mom,

761
00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:42,720
Speaker 2: I'm gonna fast for young kipor she goes, what why?

762
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:45,120
Speaker 2: And I go I we're Jewish, I don't know. Aren't

763
00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:49,000
Speaker 2: we supposed to fast and reflect? She goes, no, no, no, no, no, yeah,

764
00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:51,400
Speaker 2: if you're hungry, you eat.

765
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:55,640
Speaker 1: But my mom, my mom would cry tears of joy

766
00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:57,319
Speaker 1: if I told her I was fasting for young Oh

767
00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:59,480
Speaker 1: my mom has no.

768
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:02,840
Speaker 2: No. My grandparents, like my mother's parents.

769
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:03,640
Speaker 1: Nobody was into it.

770
00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:06,200
Speaker 2: Nobody was into the rituals.

771
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:06,680
Speaker 1: Really.

772
00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:13,919
Speaker 2: In fact, I think they disliked the rituals. I'd be like, Mom,

773
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:18,359
Speaker 2: we should do a pass over dinner. She's like, huh why.

774
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:21,120
Speaker 2: She never was, she'd never be aware of what holiday

775
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:25,719
Speaker 2: was whenever. And then I remember when I was like

776
00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:28,840
Speaker 2: a teenager, kind of coming of age, finding my identity.

777
00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:30,759
Speaker 2: I was like, Mom, we should go to school, we

778
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:33,640
Speaker 2: should go to we should go to temple. She was like,

779
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:37,040
Speaker 2: have you ever been to Temple before? I'm like no.

780
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:41,279
Speaker 2: She goes, There's no place on earth more boring than

781
00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:45,640
Speaker 2: sitting through its service in Temple. And then I went

782
00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:49,520
Speaker 2: to a Burmitz when I was twelve years old, and

783
00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:52,400
Speaker 2: just the temple part of the barment, so not the

784
00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:55,640
Speaker 2: party part. I couldn't keep my eyes open. And she

785
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:58,080
Speaker 2: leaned over and she was like, you want to do

786
00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:01,680
Speaker 2: this every weekend. I was like, no, She's like I'm

787
00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:07,520
Speaker 2: telling you. He's like, there, you don't have to prove

788
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:11,840
Speaker 2: yourself to your tribe by sitting through a book of

789
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:14,040
Speaker 2: five thousand year old fairy tales.

790
00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:17,000
Speaker 1: There's the thing I could never get into Temple because

791
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:19,880
Speaker 1: there was never like even you know, it feels like

792
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:22,120
Speaker 1: in other religions, there's like an energy to it and

793
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:24,279
Speaker 1: there's like a you know, even in the ones where

794
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:26,520
Speaker 1: it's like, you know, I'm being saved by Jesus and.

795
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:29,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, those are the newer religions.

796
00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:32,280
Speaker 1: In Judaism, it never tools. There's never like a why

797
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:35,480
Speaker 1: are we doing this? Why are we saying these words

798
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:36,000
Speaker 1: right now?

799
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:39,080
Speaker 2: It's fairy tales written by cavemen five thousand years ago,

800
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:43,239
Speaker 2: and a lot of it has to do with hygiene

801
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:52,520
Speaker 2: from five millennia ago. Also, it's fucking insane and twisted.

802
00:42:52,560 --> 00:42:57,000
Speaker 2: I try to read Genesis in Quarantine. It's like written

803
00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:02,840
Speaker 2: by lunatic so like incredibly sex just incredibly homophobic and

804
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:06,719
Speaker 2: punishing at okay, slavery.

805
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:09,080
Speaker 1: It's it's rough that bar mitzvah that you went to

806
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:10,399
Speaker 1: Did you get to go to the party part?

807
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:13,800
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, I was that thank god. I didn't know

808
00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:15,960
Speaker 2: the party part was coming. It was my first bar Mitzvah,

809
00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:17,959
Speaker 2: and I thought it was like, this is the whole

810
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:23,040
Speaker 2: thing and they're reading from the fucking Sea Scroll and

811
00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:25,839
Speaker 2: I was like, this is this is quite boring. This

812
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:27,960
Speaker 2: is I thought it would be way more fun from

813
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:29,600
Speaker 2: what I heard from my friends. And then when I

814
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:31,359
Speaker 2: got to the party party.

815
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,240
Speaker 1: Your friends told you that school would be fun.

816
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:36,200
Speaker 2: They told me bar mitzvahs would be fun.

817
00:43:36,239 --> 00:43:37,680
Speaker 1: Oh, there we go, and.

818
00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:41,919
Speaker 3: They are the party parts rat but the shool part

819
00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:43,640
Speaker 3: is knock back a Shirley Temple or two.

820
00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:46,080
Speaker 2: I drank man of Schevitz. They had a bunch of

821
00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:49,880
Speaker 2: manischevids out and I downed like a couple of little

822
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:52,800
Speaker 2: thimbles of it. I was like, hell, yeah, I'm a badass.

823
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:54,960
Speaker 1: There was one bar mitzvah where my friends and I

824
00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:58,120
Speaker 1: would take the balloons on the thing and like inhale

825
00:43:58,160 --> 00:43:59,279
Speaker 1: the helium and it was.

826
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:01,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, take early whippets.

827
00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:02,319
Speaker 5: Yeah.

828
00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:03,840
Speaker 1: I don't even know they got you high. I just

829
00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:04,840
Speaker 1: thought it would change.

830
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:09,359
Speaker 2: Your voice, you know. I was listening to Howard Sir

831
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:11,120
Speaker 2: in a while ago, and he had he said the

832
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:14,040
Speaker 2: funniest thing he goes. If anybody ever invites you to

833
00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:19,640
Speaker 2: a passover dinner, run for the fucking hills because it

834
00:44:19,719 --> 00:44:22,839
Speaker 2: is so long and so boring. If you do an

835
00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:28,240
Speaker 2: actual to do the whole thing, the whole thing, yeah,

836
00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:31,640
Speaker 2: fucking watch out they do before you go to because

837
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:34,640
Speaker 2: you're gonna be starving. Do you like if you wait

838
00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:38,000
Speaker 2: through the whole thing. I've done, like the very short version.

839
00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:40,480
Speaker 2: I've done the speed round and that was fine.

840
00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:43,200
Speaker 1: Do you like masa?

841
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:45,360
Speaker 2: I love Manza group on Matsa. I would just like

842
00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:47,680
Speaker 2: lather butter on Manza and wolf down.

843
00:44:47,719 --> 00:44:49,319
Speaker 1: When I was a little kid, my mom makes this

844
00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:52,320
Speaker 1: manza I had in a while, but half coffee, half chocolate.

845
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:55,239
Speaker 2: Oh wow, it's pretty good. You know, it was good.

846
00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:57,279
Speaker 2: I don't know if this place exists anymore. When he's

847
00:44:57,360 --> 00:45:02,080
Speaker 2: very the Jewish Japanese place, Jewish Shalom Japan, Shalom Japan,

848
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:04,160
Speaker 2: they would have They had a jewet, They had a

849
00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:09,960
Speaker 2: Monza ball Ramen soup that was fucking awesome. And the

850
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:14,560
Speaker 2: guy who directs my show Key Tao is Jupanese. Really yeah,

851
00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:16,360
Speaker 2: so we would go there and function it up.

852
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:18,440
Speaker 1: It's still around, I don't know, but it was awesome.

853
00:45:18,719 --> 00:45:21,480
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's arrived quarantine, that's it's worth

854
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:25,560
Speaker 2: checking it out. But it's a rad it's a rad fusion.

855
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:29,759
Speaker 2: Shalom Japan, Shalom Japan. Okay, I'm gonna check that out.

856
00:45:30,719 --> 00:45:34,120
Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, Hey, is this Candy?

857
00:45:34,320 --> 00:45:34,520
Speaker 7: Hey?

858
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:39,800
Speaker 1: How's it going good? How are you hanging in there?

859
00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:40,640
Speaker 2: Candy?

860
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:43,120
Speaker 4: Yes?

861
00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:48,000
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Wow, I've never met somebody under the

862
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:52,040
Speaker 2: age of seventy named Candy. Is your name Candy?

863
00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:54,760
Speaker 7: No, it's Candy.

864
00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:59,880
Speaker 2: Candy's on your birthday of it. Yes, it's a bit

865
00:45:59,920 --> 00:46:00,719
Speaker 2: of a stripper name.

866
00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:05,040
Speaker 7: That's a new flapper.

867
00:46:05,239 --> 00:46:08,359
Speaker 2: But I I didn't even mean that as a joke.

868
00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:10,839
Speaker 2: I didn't even mean that as a joke. I meant that,

869
00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:16,960
Speaker 2: like just at phase value. Oh, okay, why don't you

870
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:21,000
Speaker 2: agree to ship? No, there wasn't an it wasn't an insult.

871
00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:26,040
Speaker 2: There wasn't a joke. Sex work is real work. Candy, Candy, Cane,

872
00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:28,960
Speaker 2: Candy Cane Lane.

873
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:30,160
Speaker 7: That's that's me.

874
00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:32,560
Speaker 2: I know, I know you've heard every joke about your name,

875
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:36,240
Speaker 2: but I've never met a Candy so young. I'm assuming

876
00:46:36,239 --> 00:46:37,400
Speaker 2: here reading Candy.

877
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:39,360
Speaker 1: The only Candy I know is Candy Kong.

878
00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:40,719
Speaker 2: I don't know.

879
00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:42,960
Speaker 1: That is you don't know? Can you know the Donkey

880
00:46:43,080 --> 00:46:47,439
Speaker 1: Kong people, the Donkey Kung people, Donkey Kong people, the

881
00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:50,759
Speaker 1: designers like the No No family. Candy Kong is not

882
00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:54,319
Speaker 1: a designer of the Donkey Kong's. Donkey Kong's. I think

883
00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:57,200
Speaker 1: girlfriend or situationship is candy.

884
00:46:57,200 --> 00:46:59,359
Speaker 2: They're not. They're not at all.

885
00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:03,839
Speaker 1: They're not Donkey finds polyamorous significant other.

886
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:06,319
Speaker 2: Okay, Candy, what's going on?

887
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:08,560
Speaker 1: Oh?

888
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:12,759
Speaker 7: Nothing, I just got home from work. I am a

889
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:15,880
Speaker 7: truck driver over the road. I live on my truck

890
00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:21,879
Speaker 7: Monday through Friday. What Yeah, it's uh hard work, but

891
00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:24,040
Speaker 7: someone's gonna do it, right.

892
00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:25,640
Speaker 2: You ever fall asleep at the wheel?

893
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:31,279
Speaker 7: No, that has not happened. Never good.

894
00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:34,320
Speaker 1: Do you ever get really high and drive?

895
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:41,440
Speaker 2: No? Nope to the long time to answer that, Candy, Candy,

896
00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:45,560
Speaker 2: truck drivers have the best speed. You guys have the

897
00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:46,080
Speaker 2: best myth.

898
00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:48,520
Speaker 1: I always forget that. That's illegal.

899
00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:54,400
Speaker 2: They're crushing adderall Monster energy drinks wild.

900
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:56,760
Speaker 7: Mine might go to Red Bull.

901
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:59,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, red Bull. They're all on uppers.

902
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:02,040
Speaker 7: Where we're a litteral machine machine.

903
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:02,479
Speaker 2: That's wild.

904
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:03,880
Speaker 1: What's what are you? What are you hauling?

905
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:09,960
Speaker 2: Can I drink or with this man. It's toxic. This

906
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,000
Speaker 2: is what killed the original. You have about a left

907
00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:14,880
Speaker 2: fucking wizard of os.

908
00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:23,120
Speaker 1: You do, it's yeah, there we go. Wow, that's pretty good.

909
00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:26,080
Speaker 7: You didn't get a drinking I'm not watching the stream much.

910
00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:29,560
Speaker 2: I'm drinking water. So what's going on, Candy? How can

911
00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:30,680
Speaker 2: we help you with your life?

912
00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:35,200
Speaker 7: Oh? I just I didn't think I would get this far,

913
00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:36,560
Speaker 7: to be honest.

914
00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:39,800
Speaker 2: So your life is perfect?

915
00:48:40,239 --> 00:48:40,560
Speaker 7: No?

916
00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:43,680
Speaker 2: No, no, no, you're fully self actionized on the higher

917
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:46,400
Speaker 2: hierarchical scale of needs.

918
00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:50,920
Speaker 7: But I mean I just yeah, I mean I make

919
00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:53,440
Speaker 7: good money and I have fun when I can when

920
00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:54,040
Speaker 7: I'm not working.

921
00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:57,839
Speaker 2: Yeah. You sound like a chill ass ve Yeah.

922
00:48:57,920 --> 00:49:00,680
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I'm in a Vegas tand of this month theovon.

923
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:03,560
Speaker 2: Nice. You sound like you got life figured out.

924
00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:10,799
Speaker 7: I'm just chilling, to be honest, Like, I don't like this.

925
00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:13,279
Speaker 7: I can't. I can't stress. I don't time for stress.

926
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,520
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, do you are you a gambler at all?

927
00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:18,239
Speaker 1: Do you plan on gambling in Vegas?

928
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:19,239
Speaker 8: Oh?

929
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:21,160
Speaker 7: Of course? Oh I love to gamble.

930
00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:23,640
Speaker 1: Okay, so you were going to be getting another call

931
00:49:23,719 --> 00:49:33,239
Speaker 1: from hotels facts. What's your budget? How much? How much

932
00:49:33,239 --> 00:49:34,560
Speaker 1: you planning on spending.

933
00:49:34,719 --> 00:49:36,000
Speaker 2: I'm gonna throw up, Candy.

934
00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:37,520
Speaker 5: Oh, oh, I don't.

935
00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:40,920
Speaker 7: I don't spend more than like five to seven hundred.

936
00:49:42,320 --> 00:49:44,440
Speaker 1: That's pretty that's that's that's that's a solid amount of

937
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:45,080
Speaker 1: house money.

938
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:47,320
Speaker 2: Candy. You're a fucking.

939
00:49:52,040 --> 00:49:52,400
Speaker 1: I don't know.

940
00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:56,880
Speaker 2: Let me, you're a fucking wild child. You ever do

941
00:49:56,920 --> 00:49:59,960
Speaker 2: wheelies in that truck? You need truck tricks?

942
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:04,080
Speaker 7: No, no, no, no no, there are no not really

943
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:05,239
Speaker 7: many tricks you can do.

944
00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:09,960
Speaker 2: You could do some trick, yeah, back it up, flip

945
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:11,880
Speaker 2: it around a.

946
00:50:11,880 --> 00:50:15,120
Speaker 1: Little, do a little fun tray, flip off some stairs. Yeah, pop,

947
00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:20,799
Speaker 1: shove it fifty fifty little little three three wheel motion. Dude,

948
00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:23,000
Speaker 1: taking a truck in the bowl would actually be pretty fire.

949
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:27,760
Speaker 2: Why don't you drive that truck on stage with THEO Vaughne.

950
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:33,279
Speaker 2: Give him a fucking surprise of a lifetime. Right with

951
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:35,120
Speaker 2: all he has a drink anymore, he's got to get

952
00:50:35,120 --> 00:50:36,120
Speaker 2: his adrenaline from.

953
00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:38,279
Speaker 1: Something, Candy. I have a question. If your life is

954
00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:43,000
Speaker 1: going very well, do you have any advice for me? Oh?

955
00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:44,520
Speaker 7: I didn't see it was going very well. I just

956
00:50:44,520 --> 00:50:47,399
Speaker 7: said it's all right. Any advice for you? No, No,

957
00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:51,920
Speaker 7: I think you're doing everything cool. I mean, you know,

958
00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:55,359
Speaker 7: just show I know you're like sad a lot. I

959
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:59,160
Speaker 7: noticed that from like previous I listened to you in

960
00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:02,080
Speaker 7: the truck pre like older episodes and stuff.

961
00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:06,880
Speaker 1: That's why did I Why did I see? What did you?

962
00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:07,160
Speaker 2: No?

963
00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:09,160
Speaker 1: No, it's all right, it's all right, it's all right.

964
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:11,600
Speaker 1: That's helpful information for me to have. What was it

965
00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:15,400
Speaker 1: about me that made you that made me seem so sad?

966
00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:19,279
Speaker 7: Oh no, you would say it all the time. Oh no,

967
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:22,239
Speaker 7: you were like you kind of sounded depressed sometimes you

968
00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:29,440
Speaker 7: would say it, yeah, yeah, it's a little down today.

969
00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:29,960
Speaker 1: The therapy is all for me.

970
00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:36,880
Speaker 5: How can I be?

971
00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:40,080
Speaker 1: How can how can how? How? How? How do you

972
00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:44,719
Speaker 1: think I could be less sad?

973
00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:51,640
Speaker 7: You know what helped me was smoking less weed? Oh man,

974
00:51:52,280 --> 00:51:53,919
Speaker 7: smoking less? For real?

975
00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:55,920
Speaker 2: Are you? Are you drinking more? Monster?

976
00:51:56,239 --> 00:51:57,480
Speaker 1: Are you a weed guy at all?

977
00:51:57,800 --> 00:51:59,320
Speaker 2: I know we don't hit me, right, that's not my

978
00:51:59,440 --> 00:52:01,560
Speaker 2: drug doing. When I was a kid, like a teenager

979
00:52:01,640 --> 00:52:03,640
Speaker 2: thirteen years old, I loved it, but I don't know

980
00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:04,320
Speaker 2: it turned on me.

981
00:52:04,960 --> 00:52:08,520
Speaker 1: I always forget that weed is like not good for you.

982
00:52:08,719 --> 00:52:10,759
Speaker 1: Like there's all these like Reddit posts that every day

983
00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:14,080
Speaker 1: try to convince you that it's like healthy medicine and whatnot.

984
00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:17,520
Speaker 1: But it's yeah, good to be inhaling something all the time.

985
00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:19,680
Speaker 1: And I know my memory is fading a little bit.

986
00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:23,319
Speaker 2: Oh, I just don't like the way it makes you feel.

987
00:52:26,040 --> 00:52:30,040
Speaker 7: Candy, can you remember your dreams?

988
00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:31,680
Speaker 6: Yeah?

989
00:52:31,719 --> 00:52:35,520
Speaker 1: I had a dream that I went with Optimus Prime

990
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:38,840
Speaker 1: and John Lovetts to their house where they were roommates,

991
00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:40,880
Speaker 1: and they were both very religious and invited me to

992
00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:42,920
Speaker 1: pray with them.

993
00:52:43,280 --> 00:52:45,480
Speaker 7: Nice. Was it my truck?

994
00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:53,600
Speaker 2: Candy's Candy just crashed your truck to the new three

995
00:52:53,719 --> 00:52:58,000
Speaker 2: sixty dome in Las Vegas?

996
00:52:59,280 --> 00:53:01,040
Speaker 1: Candy, is anything you want to say to the people

997
00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:02,279
Speaker 1: of the computer before we go?

998
00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:09,640
Speaker 7: No, stay chill. You guys are awesome.

999
00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:15,640
Speaker 1: I love you, Eric, I'll try to be less sad

1000
00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:23,759
Speaker 1: by Yay? Do you ever like? I assume people come

1001
00:53:23,840 --> 00:53:25,279
Speaker 1: up to you a lot and they're like, Eric, you

1002
00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:27,799
Speaker 1: must be so high to come up with all these ideas.

1003
00:53:28,600 --> 00:53:29,840
Speaker 1: Do what do you? What do you usually say in

1004
00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:30,600
Speaker 1: response to that?

1005
00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:33,440
Speaker 2: What drugs they? What drugs are you on? Right? I

1006
00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:39,239
Speaker 2: just said coffee? Just coffee, coffee from high. I don't

1007
00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:44,640
Speaker 2: want to work, Like, could you imagine being in a

1008
00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:47,960
Speaker 2: writer's room on acid? I'd be like, ah, glued to

1009
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:48,400
Speaker 2: the floor.

1010
00:53:50,120 --> 00:53:53,640
Speaker 1: I was listening to, uh, like a George Carlin interview

1011
00:53:53,719 --> 00:53:57,760
Speaker 1: and he said he'll like write sober and then edit high.

1012
00:53:58,080 --> 00:53:59,920
Speaker 1: So I'm like, all, okay, that kind of makes sense.

1013
00:54:02,080 --> 00:54:03,880
Speaker 2: That makes sense. But he used to do so much cocaine.

1014
00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:05,640
Speaker 2: He would stay up for like seven days straight and

1015
00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:09,080
Speaker 2: start hallucinating people that weren't there, and then his heart

1016
00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:11,719
Speaker 2: exploded when he was like forty one, he did.

1017
00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:12,600
Speaker 1: He died pretty young.

1018
00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:15,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, he in his seventies, but he had two massive

1019
00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:19,239
Speaker 2: heart attacks because he was such a coke addict. Him

1020
00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:24,280
Speaker 2: and Robert Williams and Richard Pryor, they were fucking great mountains,

1021
00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:25,840
Speaker 2: scarface mountains of cocaine.

1022
00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:28,520
Speaker 1: I don't get cocaine. It's just so it only it

1023
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:31,000
Speaker 1: only really makes my heart beat.

1024
00:54:31,440 --> 00:54:33,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, cocaine and weed are my two drugs that I

1025
00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:35,560
Speaker 2: don't like. Those are not my drugs.

1026
00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:36,880
Speaker 1: What's your favorite drug?

1027
00:54:37,480 --> 00:54:43,560
Speaker 2: Mushrooms? I think yeah, whippets. Mushrooms. Whippets near may say

1028
00:54:43,680 --> 00:54:45,600
Speaker 2: next is good. They can't do it all the time.

1029
00:54:47,040 --> 00:54:48,680
Speaker 2: It's very addictive and bad for you.

1030
00:54:49,320 --> 00:54:55,319
Speaker 6: Eric, I am here, hello there, Yeah, not too much.

1031
00:54:57,400 --> 00:54:59,440
Speaker 6: Oh wow, that's a high compliment.

1032
00:55:00,160 --> 00:55:00,560
Speaker 2: M hmm.

1033
00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:05,840
Speaker 6: Call in on this special occasion, not too much, you know,

1034
00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:09,160
Speaker 6: never called in before, but decided today was the day.

1035
00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:13,920
Speaker 1: What made today today?

1036
00:55:14,120 --> 00:55:16,719
Speaker 6: Oh? Mostly Eric Andre being on the air.

1037
00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:26,600
Speaker 2: He How you doing, Eric? Eric? You know what I'm saying. Player, Yeah,

1038
00:55:26,760 --> 00:55:32,440
Speaker 2: Candy yapping your way previously flap flap flap in that kid.

1039
00:55:35,640 --> 00:55:37,560
Speaker 6: Yep, you know, got to do it sometimes.

1040
00:55:40,160 --> 00:55:41,280
Speaker 2: I feel you, big daddy.

1041
00:55:41,760 --> 00:55:47,840
Speaker 6: So so just to get right to it. If you

1042
00:55:47,880 --> 00:55:51,600
Speaker 6: could have a dinner party with any three historical figures,

1043
00:55:51,680 --> 00:55:53,800
Speaker 6: who would they be? And what would you serve for dinner?

1044
00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:04,160
Speaker 2: You're a wild cat? Is that the question for me?

1045
00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:09,840
Speaker 6: Or you? I mean, I was hoping you'd answer.

1046
00:56:09,920 --> 00:56:13,839
Speaker 2: Tevy Dahmer told Bundy and John Wayne Gacy and they'd

1047
00:56:13,880 --> 00:56:19,880
Speaker 2: be eating me. They'd eat me out. Did eat my

1048
00:56:20,120 --> 00:56:20,799
Speaker 2: booty hole?

1049
00:56:23,160 --> 00:56:24,279
Speaker 6: Didn't that one?

1050
00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:28,319
Speaker 2: Like a fried circle at Calamari?

1051
00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:34,160
Speaker 6: Would you introduce any chaotic elements into the meal?

1052
00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:40,080
Speaker 2: Nope? Nope. Would be the most polite meal you've ever seen.

1053
00:56:41,080 --> 00:56:43,720
Speaker 2: I like that the three most prominent cerial killers eating

1054
00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:45,440
Speaker 2: me is not chaotic enough.

1055
00:56:45,480 --> 00:56:48,080
Speaker 1: Really, I don't know how that could be made. More

1056
00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:50,520
Speaker 1: more than napkins.

1057
00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:53,400
Speaker 2: We would use chopsticks.

1058
00:56:56,800 --> 00:56:58,759
Speaker 6: I'll have to see if I can get dollary three

1059
00:56:58,880 --> 00:57:00,560
Speaker 6: to show me what it looks like.

1060
00:57:02,640 --> 00:57:02,839
Speaker 1: Brother.

1061
00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:11,680
Speaker 6: Well, uh, last thing, what's your your most memorable whippet experience?

1062
00:57:14,760 --> 00:57:15,640
Speaker 2: No, that's a good question.

1063
00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:22,479
Speaker 6: I have you have you ever? Have you ever seen

1064
00:57:22,560 --> 00:57:25,440
Speaker 6: people like smuggle a tank of nitrous into like a

1065
00:57:25,560 --> 00:57:27,320
Speaker 6: festival and bury it and dig.

1066
00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:29,960
Speaker 2: It up later in the ice? Yeah? And ice coolers. Yeah,

1067
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:34,040
Speaker 2: I saw a video of that. But uh, my most

1068
00:57:34,160 --> 00:57:38,280
Speaker 2: memorable one I did xenon one time. Xenon is an

1069
00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:42,640
Speaker 2: element the stars, like the Champagne of whippets.

1070
00:57:42,840 --> 00:57:44,600
Speaker 1: It's very expensive scientology.

1071
00:57:44,680 --> 00:57:48,600
Speaker 6: God, that did you where you get it?

1072
00:57:50,120 --> 00:57:53,320
Speaker 2: There's a guy that was like, it's not illegal. So

1073
00:57:53,480 --> 00:57:56,560
Speaker 2: the guy was, uh, but they usually just sell it

1074
00:57:56,640 --> 00:58:00,560
Speaker 2: in bulk because it's just used for industrial used to

1075
00:58:00,920 --> 00:58:04,000
Speaker 2: make light bulbs. But I found like a rogue xenon guy.

1076
00:58:04,160 --> 00:58:06,880
Speaker 2: But he's he's a wall I can't the last time

1077
00:58:06,880 --> 00:58:12,120
Speaker 2: I membered ow Dan. Yeah, that was quite memorable. I've

1078
00:58:12,120 --> 00:58:15,440
Speaker 2: also totally like fished out once before, where like my

1079
00:58:15,640 --> 00:58:19,960
Speaker 2: brain completely ceased to I cease to be alive for

1080
00:58:20,120 --> 00:58:20,640
Speaker 2: like a second.

1081
00:58:21,400 --> 00:58:23,240
Speaker 1: What's your most memorable whipped experience?

1082
00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:23,560
Speaker 2: Eric?

1083
00:58:25,600 --> 00:58:31,840
Speaker 6: Oh, gosh, you know a lot of the time, I

1084
00:58:32,440 --> 00:58:35,480
Speaker 6: feel like I actually don't experience much of an effect.

1085
00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:40,800
Speaker 6: Maybe I like don't inhale or something somehow. But so

1086
00:58:40,960 --> 00:58:45,280
Speaker 6: we do this thing though at the whippet parties where

1087
00:58:45,320 --> 00:58:51,320
Speaker 6: we get a globe and spin it, close your eyes,

1088
00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:54,040
Speaker 6: move your finger up and down it, and see where

1089
00:58:54,080 --> 00:58:56,840
Speaker 6: you stop it on the globe, and then you have

1090
00:58:56,960 --> 00:58:59,400
Speaker 6: to describe what you imagine that place to be like

1091
00:59:00,280 --> 00:59:02,200
Speaker 6: while hitting the name.

1092
00:59:03,280 --> 00:59:07,600
Speaker 2: You are eccentric, dude, I like this guy, You're wild

1093
00:59:07,720 --> 00:59:08,880
Speaker 2: eccentric man. Do you remember?

1094
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Speaker 1: Do you remember? Do you remember what you like? Do

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00:59:11,800 --> 00:59:13,720
Speaker 1: you remember what you landed on and what you described

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00:59:13,760 --> 00:59:14,000
Speaker 1: it to be?

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00:59:14,160 --> 00:59:21,560
Speaker 6: Like? Oh gosh, you know, I'm gonna have to review

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00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:28,640
Speaker 6: the tapes. I do have them all video. Yeah, there's

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00:59:28,680 --> 00:59:35,520
Speaker 6: actually a lot. It hasn't dropped yet. I think there

1100
00:59:35,640 --> 00:59:38,640
Speaker 6: was a blize in there. I'd imagine it was green.

1101
00:59:38,800 --> 00:59:41,720
Speaker 6: But beyond that, I think it's kind of a spur

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00:59:41,800 --> 00:59:45,760
Speaker 6: of the moment thing before you come down.

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00:59:49,880 --> 00:59:50,200
Speaker 2: Are you on?

1104
00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:52,160
Speaker 1: Did you just do a whip it?

1105
00:59:55,040 --> 00:59:55,240
Speaker 2: You know?

1106
00:59:55,640 --> 00:59:59,560
Speaker 6: People think that, but I swear I have not done

1107
00:59:59,560 --> 00:59:59,959
Speaker 6: that today.

1108
01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:02,920
Speaker 2: It sounds like you're an opium.

1109
01:00:03,040 --> 01:00:11,520
Speaker 6: I might I might do one, well, you know, who

1110
01:00:11,600 --> 01:00:18,400
Speaker 6: knows anyway, I don't know.

1111
01:00:18,520 --> 01:00:24,200
Speaker 2: We've hit We've hit a wall. We've come to screeching

1112
01:00:24,280 --> 01:00:24,640
Speaker 2: all that.

1113
01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:29,920
Speaker 1: I was thinking. I was thinking I would invite Abraham Lincoln,

1114
01:00:30,040 --> 01:00:33,640
Speaker 1: John's will, John Wilkes Booth, and Abraham Lincoln's wife, and

1115
01:00:33,760 --> 01:00:34,840
Speaker 1: I would make them do the thing.

1116
01:00:35,520 --> 01:00:35,840
Speaker 6: Mmm.

1117
01:00:35,960 --> 01:00:38,960
Speaker 2: Abraham Lincoln, John Wilkes Booth, Harvey Oswald.

1118
01:00:40,280 --> 01:00:47,960
Speaker 1: Oh, and I would, And I would serve JFK.

1119
01:00:50,840 --> 01:00:52,800
Speaker 2: Sleigh Honey about a surprise.

1120
01:00:52,960 --> 01:00:55,120
Speaker 6: Guess maybe Jack Ruby?

1121
01:00:56,920 --> 01:01:03,800
Speaker 2: Who is Jack Ruby? Shot leer? Uh oh yeah, yeah, baby,

1122
01:01:03,840 --> 01:01:06,600
Speaker 2: bring them all. It's hypothetical.

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01:01:06,840 --> 01:01:08,000
Speaker 1: Is there anything else you want to say to the

1124
01:01:08,040 --> 01:01:09,400
Speaker 1: people of the computer before we go?

1125
01:01:11,560 --> 01:01:14,000
Speaker 6: I think I'm good, But thanks so much for your time.

1126
01:01:14,360 --> 01:01:18,800
Speaker 6: All right, thanks Eric, Right, have an excellent one.

1127
01:01:19,240 --> 01:01:26,480
Speaker 2: Okay, you too. He was like a character from Napoleon Dynamite.

1128
01:01:26,640 --> 01:01:28,200
Speaker 1: He was kind of talking like he was asking a

1129
01:01:28,320 --> 01:01:30,160
Speaker 1: question at the comic com panel.

1130
01:01:32,240 --> 01:01:32,680
Speaker 2: What do you mean?

1131
01:01:34,160 --> 01:01:34,960
Speaker 6: Like he like it.

1132
01:01:36,480 --> 01:01:38,480
Speaker 1: He seemed like he was asking a question like a

1133
01:01:38,560 --> 01:01:40,760
Speaker 1: comic con panel. Like he had like that voice that

1134
01:01:40,840 --> 01:01:42,800
Speaker 1: you use when you ask a question, like a nerdy guy,

1135
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:45,720
Speaker 1: like a nerdy guy voice, like not a nerdy guy voice.

1136
01:01:46,200 --> 01:01:50,200
Speaker 2: An episode three fourteen Zeen a warrior friends.

1137
01:01:50,080 --> 01:01:51,880
Speaker 1: Right right in that in that kind of cadence.

1138
01:01:52,080 --> 01:01:54,440
Speaker 2: Uh yeah yeah. Comic book store guy.

1139
01:01:55,640 --> 01:02:00,720
Speaker 1: Hello, Robin, Yes, sorry on my own? Is this you're on?

1140
01:02:00,920 --> 01:02:03,240
Speaker 1: You're on with with with me and Eric? What's going on?

1141
01:02:03,400 --> 01:02:06,760
Speaker 5: Manh hi Hi, not too bad?

1142
01:02:06,760 --> 01:02:07,000
Speaker 9: Thank you?

1143
01:02:08,560 --> 01:02:10,160
Speaker 1: What's how can we get you today?

1144
01:02:10,240 --> 01:02:10,400
Speaker 6: Man?

1145
01:02:10,440 --> 01:02:11,240
Speaker 1: What's what's going on?

1146
01:02:12,560 --> 01:02:17,040
Speaker 9: I just feel very directionless in life. I've recently graduated

1147
01:02:17,120 --> 01:02:21,400
Speaker 9: from from university of college to you and yeah, I

1148
01:02:21,560 --> 01:02:24,000
Speaker 9: just sort of got a job for the day after

1149
01:02:24,520 --> 01:02:28,240
Speaker 9: graduating at I just definitely know what want to do.

1150
01:02:29,160 --> 01:02:33,520
Speaker 2: What did you major in politics? Do you want a

1151
01:02:33,640 --> 01:02:34,560
Speaker 2: career in politics?

1152
01:02:35,720 --> 01:02:36,120
Speaker 5: I don't know.

1153
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:39,320
Speaker 9: I already work with in the how to of Commons

1154
01:02:39,400 --> 01:02:43,360
Speaker 9: in the British government, and I don't really know how

1155
01:02:43,480 --> 01:02:46,040
Speaker 9: much you know about British politics, but it's very much

1156
01:02:46,120 --> 01:02:46,960
Speaker 9: not going well right now.

1157
01:02:48,360 --> 01:02:50,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys are a mess over there. You guys,

1158
01:02:51,160 --> 01:02:54,040
Speaker 2: you guys brexited? Can you just can you just undo Brexit?

1159
01:02:54,160 --> 01:03:03,080
Speaker 2: And Brentrance cut yourself off from the from the mainland literally, Yeah, yeah,

1160
01:03:03,160 --> 01:03:04,960
Speaker 2: you're a tiny island. I don't know if you don't

1161
01:03:05,680 --> 01:03:11,280
Speaker 2: commerce works, but you really kind of cut off your

1162
01:03:11,320 --> 01:03:12,520
Speaker 2: nose despite your face.

1163
01:03:12,960 --> 01:03:15,040
Speaker 1: What if you always wanted to do well?

1164
01:03:15,200 --> 01:03:15,760
Speaker 5: I don't know that.

1165
01:03:17,320 --> 01:03:21,880
Speaker 9: I've always wanted to travel, but I feel like, yeah,

1166
01:03:22,720 --> 01:03:26,919
Speaker 9: I don't know. I don't know where to go? West

1167
01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:27,240
Speaker 9: they go.

1168
01:03:27,640 --> 01:03:29,880
Speaker 2: Why don't you take time off to travel? Why don't

1169
01:03:29,880 --> 01:03:33,120
Speaker 2: you take a sabbatical, take time off to travel and

1170
01:03:33,400 --> 01:03:36,800
Speaker 2: do some self exploration and then when you get back,

1171
01:03:37,280 --> 01:03:39,280
Speaker 2: just marry rich. That's what I plan on doing.

1172
01:03:39,920 --> 01:03:41,040
Speaker 1: That's a good that's a good plan.

1173
01:03:43,920 --> 01:03:45,080
Speaker 2: What brings you joy.

1174
01:03:47,800 --> 01:03:48,280
Speaker 1: Was in thought.

1175
01:03:48,480 --> 01:03:50,560
Speaker 9: I saw my first NFL game in London the other day.

1176
01:03:50,600 --> 01:03:51,520
Speaker 9: That was quite good to be sir.

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01:03:52,040 --> 01:03:56,640
Speaker 2: Okay, why don't you do some sports? Why don't you?

1178
01:03:56,680 --> 01:04:00,200
Speaker 2: Why don't you pivot into the sports world, Not as

1179
01:04:00,240 --> 01:04:04,000
Speaker 2: an athlete unless you had the prowess, but you know,

1180
01:04:05,400 --> 01:04:07,000
Speaker 2: maybe get involved in sports. I don't know.

1181
01:04:07,080 --> 01:04:08,040
Speaker 1: Are you good at rugby?

1182
01:04:11,400 --> 01:04:13,200
Speaker 9: I'm not very good at rugby. Now I'm not much

1183
01:04:13,240 --> 01:04:14,760
Speaker 9: for thoughts and I guess, well, you don't.

1184
01:04:14,640 --> 01:04:16,520
Speaker 2: Have to be an athlete. You could. You don't work

1185
01:04:16,600 --> 01:04:19,080
Speaker 2: for the you know, the each each one of those

1186
01:04:19,200 --> 01:04:24,400
Speaker 2: teams employees. Where is it you want to travel to Robin?

1187
01:04:26,960 --> 01:04:29,880
Speaker 9: I don't know, Australia, in Canada, I think it's Canada

1188
01:04:29,960 --> 01:04:34,800
Speaker 9: pool Eastern Europe as well, but have been.

1189
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Speaker 2: West of I guess it depends on what you like, man,

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01:04:39,400 --> 01:04:42,640
Speaker 2: I mean, follow your nose. If if Australia and Canada

1191
01:04:42,680 --> 01:04:43,880
Speaker 2: are going your name, go check them out.

1192
01:04:44,320 --> 01:04:46,000
Speaker 1: You've ever I think about this all the time. There's

1193
01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:47,920
Speaker 1: like these websites where you can go to like get

1194
01:04:48,040 --> 01:04:50,800
Speaker 1: matched up with like a family to teach them English,

1195
01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:53,240
Speaker 1: or like help their kids, or like work on their

1196
01:04:53,320 --> 01:04:55,520
Speaker 1: farm or some shit like that. I always think about

1197
01:04:55,520 --> 01:04:58,560
Speaker 1: doing something like that, you know, and you can do.

1198
01:04:58,680 --> 01:05:00,400
Speaker 1: I think they like you do it, and then they

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Speaker 1: give you like a bed and like some meals and

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01:05:05,040 --> 01:05:07,600
Speaker 1: ship and it's kind of a way I think. I

1201
01:05:07,640 --> 01:05:09,000
Speaker 1: don't think you have to pay to get over there

1202
01:05:09,080 --> 01:05:12,280
Speaker 1: or whatever, but once you're there, I think you're you know,

1203
01:05:13,120 --> 01:05:16,040
Speaker 1: uh kind of kind of set up in the country.

1204
01:05:16,080 --> 01:05:18,160
Speaker 1: You ever look into doing something like that, because if

1205
01:05:18,160 --> 01:05:19,800
Speaker 1: you're out of school and you know, I don't know

1206
01:05:19,840 --> 01:05:21,800
Speaker 1: if you have like a little bit of money or anything,

1207
01:05:21,920 --> 01:05:25,600
Speaker 1: but you know, go experiment with that. That's what I

1208
01:05:25,640 --> 01:05:29,120
Speaker 1: would do if I wasn't yeah, you know, doing being

1209
01:05:29,160 --> 01:05:29,840
Speaker 1: a gecko.

1210
01:05:31,840 --> 01:05:33,680
Speaker 9: And I just feel like in my job as well,

1211
01:05:33,920 --> 01:05:38,640
Speaker 9: it's odd because when you work in politics, like there's

1212
01:05:38,640 --> 01:05:41,120
Speaker 9: an election and then you have like five days and

1213
01:05:41,160 --> 01:05:43,760
Speaker 9: then you just get kicked out on the streets nothing.

1214
01:05:46,560 --> 01:05:46,760
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1215
01:05:46,920 --> 01:05:49,760
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, it feels really uncertain of the time.

1216
01:05:51,200 --> 01:05:51,439
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1217
01:05:54,240 --> 01:05:56,440
Speaker 9: Yeah, I feel like I'm a boring call for the

1218
01:05:56,520 --> 01:05:56,840
Speaker 9: rest of you.

1219
01:05:57,160 --> 01:05:59,040
Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no, no no no. You should

1220
01:05:59,040 --> 01:06:01,080
Speaker 2: have heard Candy Man. You're falling asleep in their eyes

1221
01:06:01,080 --> 01:06:01,600
Speaker 2: open over here.

1222
01:06:02,240 --> 01:06:02,360
Speaker 4: Now.

1223
01:06:02,400 --> 01:06:05,800
Speaker 2: I'm just workrying Caddy. It was a great dumb teaser. Uh.

1224
01:06:06,960 --> 01:06:09,960
Speaker 2: The last guy we had was like a methadone or something.

1225
01:06:10,040 --> 01:06:13,120
Speaker 1: So you're you're like, you're you're a nice baseline.

1226
01:06:13,240 --> 01:06:16,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're you're you're a wild hair up your ass

1227
01:06:16,400 --> 01:06:18,360
Speaker 2: kind of collar compared to the last guy.

1228
01:06:18,600 --> 01:06:20,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're bringing me a Look, I don't know what

1229
01:06:20,600 --> 01:06:22,800
Speaker 1: you're doing for the Nation of England, but you're bringing

1230
01:06:22,880 --> 01:06:26,560
Speaker 1: me a nice sense of calm right now, Robin.

1231
01:06:26,960 --> 01:06:30,360
Speaker 2: And I think, uh, you know, trust your intuition. Life

1232
01:06:30,440 --> 01:06:33,240
Speaker 2: is short. Get out there and travel, and through your

1233
01:06:33,280 --> 01:06:38,560
Speaker 2: travels you might experience some type of uh self discovery

1234
01:06:38,600 --> 01:06:41,120
Speaker 2: and some epiphany on what exactly you want to do,

1235
01:06:42,120 --> 01:06:44,040
Speaker 2: or you might meet somebody that changes the course of

1236
01:06:44,080 --> 01:06:50,600
Speaker 2: your life. But uh, yeah, yeah, Yeah, try aahuasca, try

1237
01:06:50,600 --> 01:06:51,920
Speaker 2: any psychedelic.

1238
01:06:51,560 --> 01:06:54,920
Speaker 1: Try anything. Get out in the universe. Yeah, you know,

1239
01:06:55,000 --> 01:06:58,480
Speaker 1: you might meet somebody, you might come up with some epiphany. Yeah,

1240
01:06:58,960 --> 01:07:02,600
Speaker 1: you know, just leave your out, leave the leave the nation,

1241
01:07:04,040 --> 01:07:09,080
Speaker 1: wander abouts like the like the nowhere Man from the Beatles,

1242
01:07:10,080 --> 01:07:10,560
Speaker 1: No man.

1243
01:07:10,880 --> 01:07:13,960
Speaker 9: Yeah, I guess it's just stressful being in any government.

1244
01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:14,480
Speaker 6: But it's just.

1245
01:07:16,680 --> 01:07:18,640
Speaker 1: What's your what's your position in the government?

1246
01:07:19,920 --> 01:07:20,280
Speaker 2: Exactly?

1247
01:07:23,760 --> 01:07:29,840
Speaker 9: I am Richie Snak calling in No, I'm just I'm

1248
01:07:29,920 --> 01:07:33,640
Speaker 9: just I work with an MP directly to equivalent of

1249
01:07:33,680 --> 01:07:36,960
Speaker 9: a congressman, just like half helping them with all their

1250
01:07:37,040 --> 01:07:40,880
Speaker 9: tasks and things and frighting teachers or whatever, but mostly

1251
01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:43,960
Speaker 9: just like dealing with like the random crap that people

1252
01:07:44,040 --> 01:07:46,280
Speaker 9: right into us about, like is he a bit of.

1253
01:07:46,280 --> 01:07:50,480
Speaker 2: A cheeky cunt? Is this Congress been a bit of

1254
01:07:50,520 --> 01:07:51,280
Speaker 2: a cheeky cunt?

1255
01:07:53,640 --> 01:07:53,800
Speaker 4: Oh?

1256
01:07:53,920 --> 01:07:55,640
Speaker 9: No, no, they're no, they're very lovely.

1257
01:07:56,960 --> 01:07:57,120
Speaker 7: You know.

1258
01:07:57,200 --> 01:07:59,120
Speaker 2: I don't know what that means in British, but I

1259
01:07:59,400 --> 01:08:02,160
Speaker 2: loved just I love saying cheeky cunt. You can't say

1260
01:08:02,160 --> 01:08:04,200
Speaker 2: it America. Well, you know, I think you have to

1261
01:08:04,240 --> 01:08:07,240
Speaker 2: be in Australia or England to get away in Australia.

1262
01:08:07,240 --> 01:08:08,720
Speaker 1: If you call someone a cunt, it's a good thing,

1263
01:08:08,800 --> 01:08:10,760
Speaker 1: but a cheeky cunt or a ship cunt would be

1264
01:08:10,800 --> 01:08:11,080
Speaker 1: a bad.

1265
01:08:11,680 --> 01:08:14,360
Speaker 2: Yeah. Is he a rosscott.

1266
01:08:14,080 --> 01:08:18,680
Speaker 9: Bumbacot like, yeah, it's a nice thing here.

1267
01:08:20,160 --> 01:08:22,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, Robin, I think you're a good cunt.

1268
01:08:23,360 --> 01:08:25,920
Speaker 9: When you land in London, that's what you need.

1269
01:08:26,320 --> 01:08:31,639
Speaker 2: I think you're a beautiful cunt. Go spread your your

1270
01:08:31,840 --> 01:08:35,439
Speaker 2: beautiful spread your beautiful cunt all over Australia.

1271
01:08:35,040 --> 01:08:37,960
Speaker 1: All over Australia, Canada and anywhere in the world that

1272
01:08:37,960 --> 01:08:38,400
Speaker 1: will have you.

1273
01:08:38,560 --> 01:08:50,880
Speaker 10: My friends, you got to have any final questions, Yeah, Robin,

1274
01:08:50,960 --> 01:08:53,439
Speaker 10: I think just quit your job and then follow your heart.

1275
01:08:53,520 --> 01:08:56,439
Speaker 2: Man my dreams.

1276
01:08:56,520 --> 01:08:59,960
Speaker 9: Well I should now Eric commanded it, so I should.

1277
01:09:00,680 --> 01:09:06,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, maybe go to Australia. Shelf opinga and smoky

1278
01:09:06,280 --> 01:09:07,000
Speaker 2: youp be being.

1279
01:09:09,800 --> 01:09:10,599
Speaker 9: I've written my down.

1280
01:09:10,840 --> 01:09:13,600
Speaker 2: I'll do it straight away, okay, shelfing opingers when you

1281
01:09:13,640 --> 01:09:14,639
Speaker 2: put extit up your ass.

1282
01:09:14,800 --> 01:09:16,599
Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't know that in Australia.

1283
01:09:16,640 --> 01:09:18,840
Speaker 2: That's Australian talked though I ran on a British slang.

1284
01:09:19,280 --> 01:09:23,040
Speaker 1: I'm learning more than the callers. Hey, take care, Robin,

1285
01:09:23,240 --> 01:09:27,599
Speaker 1: Thank you care so much, Robin, love you how you feeling.

1286
01:09:29,840 --> 01:09:31,519
Speaker 1: I thought you'd do I thought it was gonna make

1287
01:09:31,520 --> 01:09:35,760
Speaker 1: you feel bad to ask you that. Thanks for doing this.

1288
01:09:37,000 --> 01:09:40,400
Speaker 1: I really appreciate it. I'm a I'm a huge fucking fan.

1289
01:09:40,760 --> 01:09:43,200
Speaker 2: You got what you wanted. Yeah, no, this was a

1290
01:09:43,280 --> 01:09:44,080
Speaker 2: bit of a snooze.

1291
01:09:44,320 --> 01:09:46,599
Speaker 1: No, no, No, you were great. You were great. I'm

1292
01:09:46,640 --> 01:09:49,519
Speaker 1: honored to have you on. I'm a huge fucking fan. Dude.

1293
01:09:49,560 --> 01:09:51,400
Speaker 1: Is there anything that you want to say to uh,

1294
01:09:51,720 --> 01:09:53,600
Speaker 1: like you want to plug anything or anything like that.

1295
01:09:53,920 --> 01:09:54,040
Speaker 7: Oh?

1296
01:09:54,120 --> 01:09:57,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got a podcast. I got a podcast about

1297
01:09:57,080 --> 01:10:01,200
Speaker 2: bombing on Big Money Players Network. It's called bom. I

1298
01:10:01,360 --> 01:10:04,800
Speaker 2: just have comedians and musicians and artists on and asked

1299
01:10:04,840 --> 01:10:06,360
Speaker 2: what their worst gig of all time was.

1300
01:10:06,680 --> 01:10:07,840
Speaker 1: And you're still on tour, right.

1301
01:10:08,760 --> 01:10:14,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, Eric, Eric andretour dot Com. I'm in San Antonio

1302
01:10:15,160 --> 01:10:17,479
Speaker 2: on Monday, I'm doing my Texas. I'm messing with Texas

1303
01:10:17,520 --> 01:10:21,879
Speaker 2: next week San Antonio, Dallas, Houston, Austin. Then the following

1304
01:10:21,960 --> 01:10:24,240
Speaker 2: week I go back to the Midwest. Then I'll do

1305
01:10:24,280 --> 01:10:26,160
Speaker 2: a West coast leg. We're going to add dates too,

1306
01:10:26,320 --> 01:10:27,680
Speaker 2: So don't stress if I'm not.

1307
01:10:27,840 --> 01:10:29,559
Speaker 1: And it's not it's that you're not doing like traditional

1308
01:10:29,600 --> 01:10:31,960
Speaker 1: stand up, right, you're doing kind of a medley of things, Yes.

1309
01:10:31,880 --> 01:10:35,479
Speaker 2: A medley, a cornucopia of chaos. It's a little bit

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Speaker 2: Gallagher meets gg Allen beautiful. Yeah, interviewing people, destroying the venue.

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Speaker 2: It's very interactive, a lot of fan interactions. If you're

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01:10:45,920 --> 01:10:50,040
Speaker 2: a fan and you want to get stuff sprayed on you, yeah,

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01:10:50,040 --> 01:10:51,560
Speaker 2: if you want to come up on stage with me

1314
01:10:51,640 --> 01:10:52,559
Speaker 2: and do crazy shit.

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01:10:52,960 --> 01:10:55,360
Speaker 1: This is the time I saw you like hanging somebody

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01:10:55,479 --> 01:10:56,200
Speaker 1: up on a cross.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we ripped off a Jenna Jackson stick like she

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01:10:59,320 --> 01:11:03,120
Speaker 2: used to like put people this sex cross and then

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01:11:03,200 --> 01:11:05,400
Speaker 2: like kind of molest them on stage and like hump

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01:11:05,439 --> 01:11:08,559
Speaker 2: them while singing a song. So that's what I'm doing

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01:11:08,600 --> 01:11:09,840
Speaker 2: for my opening monologue.

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Speaker 1: Hairicontry Tour dot.

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Speaker 2: Com, hairand Jeordie dot com. Yeah, yeah, thanks, thanks buddy.

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Speaker 2: The repet goes on.

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01:11:18,360 --> 01:11:20,960
Speaker 1: The line taking your phone calls every night.

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Speaker 2: The repk goes Jordan's hide. He's teaching you cloud in

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Speaker 2: your life, but he's not

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Speaker 1: Really an expert.