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Speaker 2: We want to send you off in style.

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Speaker 1: We wanna welcome you back home. Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine? Mal porn? Do you

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Speaker 2: Ride with Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need

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Speaker 2: a ride? Kamma, this is Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 1: Dot dot dot. This is Karen Kilgarriff. Exclamation point.

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Speaker 2: That's how I talk now fun. I'm so used to dictating.

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Speaker 2: It does happen actually early morning if someone calls, I

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Speaker 1: Out loud to them. Because you're so used to dictating

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Speaker 2: I probably a lot of people do it. This might be,

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Speaker 1: I think it is.

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Speaker 1: You know why, because my dad speaks to all of

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Speaker 1: Do you know that my nickname is sissy and my

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Speaker 1: It's that my sister couldn't say sister or and she

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Speaker 2: I what did I do? What didn't I do? Let's

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Speaker 2: I did not build a new website, book any comedy.

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Speaker 2: I'm just kidding. I did a relaxing weekend of toying

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Speaker 1: Wonderful.

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Speaker 1: They'll be like, okay, but if you mentioned it more

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Speaker 2: You're right, I do. I've gotten a lot of tips

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Speaker 1: Do you want to name a couple?

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Speaker 2: Well, you It's funny because you wouldn't even know them.

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Speaker 1: You don't know me, you don't know what I know.

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Speaker 2: We aren't doing any circleture songs. I also would have

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Speaker 1: We are doing Agen Orange. What about fire Hose?

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Speaker 2: Yes, I'm amazed that you said that, because it's not

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Speaker 2: So the fact that's the most valuable thing about this

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Speaker 1: Yes. Also, and not to be bossy, which is please

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Speaker 2: You don't have a road manager, please come with us.

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Speaker 2: Well I really jumped a few steps there. I need

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Speaker 1: Well, I would just say this it's and I but

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Speaker 2: To inherently because of certain jokes where I raise, I

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Speaker 2: think I know to choke up and down. Yes, as

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Speaker 2: That I got to choke up a little. Yeah, and yes,

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Speaker 2: so I think you're right though when we because we

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Speaker 2: a snowboard video. No offense all of snowboarding or Mike

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Speaker 2: Patton too much horn for the skate boys. If there's

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Speaker 2: And if it's gonna be old time ska, probably not them.

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Speaker 2: point we were also singing the Juicy Fruit nineteen eighty

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Speaker 2: a I don't think they'd bind.

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Speaker 1: Because it is promotional.

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Speaker 2: It's old, it's an old one. It's just about promoting snowboarding.

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Speaker 1: Jim has steam coming out of his ears, He's fists

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Speaker 2: But I'm all I need is because as I practice these,

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Speaker 2: be terrible. If I had this machine, as I practice,

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Speaker 2: I'm going to I will fly there with the utmost confidence.

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Speaker 2: I just need it for myself.

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Speaker 1: But now, can I just say this just a counterpoint, Yes,

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Speaker 1: as your therapist.

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Speaker 2: Yes, and band manager and forget and band.

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Speaker 1: Manager and tour manager.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I'm the boss.

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Speaker 1: Let the boys know. I'm I'm a commin that you

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Speaker 1: that kind of down home? Like just try and who

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Speaker 2: Trust me? There are songs where it gravels out and

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Speaker 2: I've I've gotten really good at some of the songs,

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Speaker 2: it sounds great and it is my voice, but it's

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Speaker 2: a layered you know, yeah, it like does these layered

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Speaker 2: echoe things. I'm really looking forward to it. I'm also

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Speaker 1: You were talking about it like it's going to solve

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Speaker 1: every problem in your life, and what I'm saying is

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Speaker 1: it doesn't need to, because if your voice cracks, no

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Speaker 2: They're just having fun. Yeah, you're right, you're right, just

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Speaker 2: have fun. I know yere said than done, but I will.

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Speaker 2: I will.

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Speaker 1: If you were saying that's me, I would get so

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Speaker 2: I know, be yourself, Karen, right now, let's just be ourselves. No.

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Speaker 2: I hate her because sometimes myself is boring and talentless

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Speaker 1: And sometimes when I stand up to sing, all I

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Speaker 1: is Karen Kilgarreff. And it sucks. Yeah, And that's the

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Speaker 1: so watching you go through a human condition, they don't

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Speaker 1: hate you for not being perfect. They love you for

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Speaker 2: I just thought it would be fewer people watching. There's

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Speaker 2: it was going to be more like, oh, like fifty campers.

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Speaker 2: But it's actually a bigger show, and the bigger the audience.

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Speaker 2: Of course, I'm like, okay.

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Speaker 1: Can you wear a little lone Ranger mask?

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Speaker 2: I do want to cover my face?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, me cap it? Put a plastic bag and

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Speaker 1: pull out the eye holes.

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Speaker 2: Maybe I yeah, I should. You're right. Maybe I could

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Speaker 1: Or just what about a very what about a very

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Speaker 1: nobody is going to be like, why is he wearing

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Speaker 1: that wig? They'd be like, oh, that's like he's got

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Speaker 2: You're right. Or then when I take the wig off

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Speaker 2: and I hang out the next day and I'm just skateboarding,

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Speaker 2: no one knows.

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Speaker 1: I won't get correct.

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Speaker 2: You're right, This costume or disguise is really starting to

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Speaker 1: Your privacy is of the utmost importance.

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Speaker 2: I am going to say that in a in an

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Speaker 2: old English accent to most children that say, hey, good

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Speaker 3: Please stand back, Please stand back, make way form a perimeter.

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Speaker 1: Around my wig. It king is hungry. You could do

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Speaker 1: like Rue Paul's drag Race homage. The reveal that this

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Speaker 1: if you feel like you want to distract from imperfect sees?

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Speaker 2: Are you saying I should do my six wig trick

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Speaker 2: from the funniest person in Austin contest?

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Speaker 1: I think I really am.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, I will do it. Where do I acquire

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Speaker 2: six similar curly wigs?

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Speaker 1: I think it's easier than you think. I saw some wigs.

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Speaker 1: Oh it was Palm Springs in thrift stores where they

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Speaker 1: had like those short, kind of late sixties ladies wigs. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: real pixie ish.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe I should wear a wig. I always thoughts

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Speaker 2: it distracts from being punk rock if you have curly hair.

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Speaker 2: I feel like it's the reason I could never really

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Speaker 2: be goth. I am wearing a cure shirt right now,

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Speaker 2: But then you're like my hair, and it's like that

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Speaker 1: Beach, he's so sporty.

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Speaker 2: He enjoys me cruises with his family. Yeah, but if

440
00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:10,560
Speaker 2: I was Goth, I'd have to have it straight.

441
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:13,280
Speaker 1: That's why I could never be goth is because I

442
00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:16,560
Speaker 1: would have to My hair just turns into like a

443
00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:20,960
Speaker 1: kind of a fifties nun Bob. Usually it curls under

444
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:22,680
Speaker 1: everything curls under.

445
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,159
Speaker 2: I have news for you. You are one of the

446
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:26,639
Speaker 2: most goth adults I know.

447
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:29,160
Speaker 1: Oh, thank you. Is it because I wear black shirts

448
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:29,600
Speaker 1: all the time?

449
00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:30,920
Speaker 2: It adds, it helps.

450
00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:35,960
Speaker 1: It's laziness that isn't style. I'm just like, uh, here.

451
00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:40,680
Speaker 2: Maybe it's eyeball laziness. It takes a lot more your

452
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:43,280
Speaker 2: rods and cones or that cornea. I'm not sure. It's

453
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:46,159
Speaker 2: been a while, so it plays the doctor to process color.

454
00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:49,160
Speaker 1: When did you get stripped of your doctor's license?

455
00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:57,680
Speaker 2: Well, it was around the time that I was surprising

456
00:23:57,800 --> 00:24:03,000
Speaker 2: people with hernia checks. That's yeah. That and you're not

457
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:07,800
Speaker 2: supposed to practice medicine in alleys. No, but the passion

458
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:10,800
Speaker 2: is still there, even though I'm no longer recognized by

459
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:13,000
Speaker 2: the union, the doctor's union.

460
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:18,120
Speaker 1: Uh, you know, you'll get there. You'll get back there someday.

461
00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:22,520
Speaker 2: I do people do like medical topic. I have a

462
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:25,480
Speaker 2: video that I've never gone viral. You know, I want

463
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:26,040
Speaker 2: to go viral?

464
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:28,760
Speaker 1: Is it your hip video? I saw doing well?

465
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:33,200
Speaker 2: It's approaching one hundred thousand, and that's Instagram. It's harder,

466
00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:36,680
Speaker 2: you know, here is. Yeah, it's very exciting. I think

467
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:40,360
Speaker 2: comedy clubs are going to take note well.

468
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:44,240
Speaker 1: And also you have a million bits that you could

469
00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:46,920
Speaker 1: clip and have do just as well. Yeah, I'm gonna

470
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:48,640
Speaker 1: good you have good ideas.

471
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:51,480
Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you. I'm excited, and thank you for

472
00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:52,080
Speaker 2: watching it.

473
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:52,720
Speaker 1: You're welcome.

474
00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:55,560
Speaker 2: It was very much a medical thing, and I've talked

475
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:56,280
Speaker 2: about it before.

476
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:59,639
Speaker 1: But again, don't you think it's like everybody has medical

477
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:01,719
Speaker 1: shiit can talk about. They like it.

478
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:08,440
Speaker 2: That's what's been interesting is accidentally the comment section has

479
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:11,959
Speaker 2: become a forum for people telling their stories. And also

480
00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:15,840
Speaker 2: I'm getting a lot of direct messages asking for advice,

481
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:19,840
Speaker 2: which it is one topic that I am willing to

482
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:23,000
Speaker 2: go on and on about because I am so happy

483
00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:26,880
Speaker 2: with what was done for me. So I've been I'm

484
00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:30,680
Speaker 2: in long. I've left some people hanging for this podcast.

485
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:33,080
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get right back to it. I'm trying to

486
00:25:33,119 --> 00:25:36,919
Speaker 2: talk some people into getting their hip fixed.

487
00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:37,520
Speaker 1: O good.

488
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:41,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it changed my life for the better. Yeah,

489
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:42,320
Speaker 2: thank you.

490
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:44,960
Speaker 1: It's a good clip. Also, maybe you want you should

491
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:48,520
Speaker 1: now if you're getting that kind of heat refloat, the

492
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:50,520
Speaker 1: one where you make people do the Nazi.

493
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:54,720
Speaker 2: Salute, all right, yeah, so good, Yeah, maybe I shall.

494
00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:57,399
Speaker 2: I noticed people do that, yes, and like I've seen

495
00:25:57,440 --> 00:26:00,800
Speaker 2: this before, so they're just taking it down from there,

496
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:04,320
Speaker 2: or you can scroll through and realize, oh, people are

497
00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:08,160
Speaker 2: posting things multiple times. Yes, that's pure the game, I guess.

498
00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:10,320
Speaker 1: Especially if like in my opinion the things I've seen

499
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:12,480
Speaker 1: is like when the crowd gets into it and crowd

500
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:14,680
Speaker 1: has a big reaction where it's just like it's worth

501
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:16,919
Speaker 1: it to try to keep showing people like look the

502
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:19,280
Speaker 1: people like it, right, Yeah, I.

503
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:22,280
Speaker 2: Think, Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna keep doing it. Okay,

504
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:25,040
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do it every other day because I you know,

505
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:28,119
Speaker 2: I have a lot of I've been good about trying

506
00:26:28,119 --> 00:26:31,960
Speaker 2: to film lately. So yeah, if you if you look

507
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:35,560
Speaker 2: at your phone at all for entertainment, do go to

508
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:37,840
Speaker 2: my Instagram, which is.

509
00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:40,560
Speaker 1: Chris Fairbanks at instagram dot net.

510
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:43,639
Speaker 2: What I mean when we start promoting our own social

511
00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:47,720
Speaker 2: media on the podcast, you know, and by we I

512
00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:50,720
Speaker 2: mean me, but I thank you that you were doing

513
00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:51,240
Speaker 2: it for me.

514
00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:54,040
Speaker 1: It is we got to that's the world that we

515
00:26:54,119 --> 00:26:56,800
Speaker 1: live in. It is whether we like it or not,

516
00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:59,600
Speaker 1: it is. And get those feet picks up to Chris.

517
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:03,480
Speaker 1: I think that any way you can continue this momentum,

518
00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:04,240
Speaker 1: you gotta do it.

519
00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:08,159
Speaker 2: I mean, I still have to put some solutions on

520
00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:11,159
Speaker 2: the nails that are not quite even toned as.

521
00:27:11,119 --> 00:27:12,120
Speaker 1: I'd like them to be.

522
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:15,479
Speaker 2: A little fungal nuh, I mean yes, and it's very

523
00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:16,399
Speaker 2: hard to get rid of.

524
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:17,280
Speaker 1: Yes, it is.

525
00:27:17,359 --> 00:27:20,040
Speaker 2: It's nothing I did, and it's all my left foot.

526
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:23,040
Speaker 1: It is something you did. You stood in the locker

527
00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:23,760
Speaker 1: room too long.

528
00:27:24,119 --> 00:27:26,639
Speaker 2: I guess I don't know what it is. I've tried.

529
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:29,720
Speaker 2: I've tried, I been putting. I'm pretty good about it.

530
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:31,840
Speaker 2: But yes, they aren't show ready yet.

531
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:35,080
Speaker 1: What is Wait? What if you write a bit about

532
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:39,080
Speaker 1: having toenail fungus people start giving you advice in the comments,

533
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:42,119
Speaker 1: That one goes crazy because again there's a lot of

534
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:45,280
Speaker 1: shame around toenail fungus. Yes, yes, or people saying I've

535
00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:45,880
Speaker 1: had that too.

536
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:50,520
Speaker 2: Yes, here's the I should Yeah, that's the route I'm

537
00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:52,800
Speaker 2: going to go really relatively medical.

538
00:27:53,119 --> 00:27:54,560
Speaker 1: Yeah you love it?

539
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:59,640
Speaker 2: Yeah I do, Yeah, you do. Yes, it's fun too,

540
00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:06,200
Speaker 2: that approval, which I share with most teenagers. I keep

541
00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:09,120
Speaker 2: looking at my phone. I'm like, huh, ten thousand more

542
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:11,520
Speaker 2: people liked it. Yes, and it puts a spring in

543
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:14,480
Speaker 2: my step and I start whistling.

544
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:18,200
Speaker 1: It's don't do that in the apple Achian Mountains.

545
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:20,040
Speaker 2: No, no, no.

546
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:25,120
Speaker 1: But that's great and well deserved. Thank you, You're welcome.

547
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:33,280
Speaker 1: Do I appreciate it? Jesus Christ? Didn't that seem close?

548
00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:37,080
Speaker 2: Yeah? I guess they feel like the city buses can

549
00:28:37,119 --> 00:28:40,040
Speaker 2: be more aggressive when they have giant Smurfs on the side.

550
00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:45,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. They're protected and powered by Rihanna as Smurf.

551
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:48,080
Speaker 2: At last night, I saw a promo for the new

552
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:50,800
Speaker 2: Smurfs movie, and I don't like how they don't have

553
00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:55,960
Speaker 2: tiny little Smurf voices. They're just normal actor voices.

554
00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:57,640
Speaker 1: Oh that's weird.

555
00:28:57,920 --> 00:29:02,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean clearly that's voice of an adult. What

556
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:02,640
Speaker 2: are you doing?

557
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:06,120
Speaker 1: But they didn't do it, so they're kind of like,

558
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:08,160
Speaker 1: we're gonna do the gritty new version.

559
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:09,600
Speaker 2: Yeah we all.

560
00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:14,800
Speaker 3: Now, brainy sounds like this, and clumsy like this, smurfit

561
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:22,120
Speaker 3: like this, who does and Gargan SAgs like this and

562
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:24,040
Speaker 3: oswel the cat sounds like this.

563
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:26,560
Speaker 2: I'm not going to do a cat noise.

564
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:27,600
Speaker 1: But why not?

565
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:32,520
Speaker 2: I am triggered by Oh, I have twelve characters left

566
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:37,680
Speaker 2: to go. I do not like the word meow oh,

567
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:39,720
Speaker 2: and I do not like to act it out.

568
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,800
Speaker 1: Okay, And it's when did this start?

569
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:45,440
Speaker 2: I don't know, even though I'm a big fan of Conan,

570
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:49,720
Speaker 2: when he would get rare, yeah, I don't like that. See,

571
00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:53,000
Speaker 2: And if it didn't start for you, it started today.

572
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:56,600
Speaker 2: I don't like the rare like, oh, these women are

573
00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:58,360
Speaker 2: about to fight. I get so offended.

574
00:29:58,520 --> 00:30:00,440
Speaker 1: You know who used to do that? A lot was

575
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:03,440
Speaker 1: patent to me where I'd be like, fuck that, I

576
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:06,360
Speaker 1: hate that shit and he'd be like, oh, I'm like no, no, no,

577
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:09,320
Speaker 1: this is called having an opinion. You did it four

578
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:11,200
Speaker 1: times and there was no reactions.

579
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:13,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I bet he doesn't do that anymore.

580
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:14,200
Speaker 1: I bet he doesn't.

581
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:16,240
Speaker 2: And I bet there was a time where.

582
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:19,360
Speaker 1: I went, do you think you did well? The nineties

583
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:23,240
Speaker 1: were a very misleading era with stuff like that. Yes,

584
00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:26,640
Speaker 1: people were truly scared of women speaking out loud.

585
00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:30,920
Speaker 2: Right right. If there's any way the world's gotten a

586
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:33,640
Speaker 2: little better, I think it's in that department. But what

587
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:34,200
Speaker 2: do I know?

588
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:37,400
Speaker 1: Yeh yeah, it move perfect, tag, I know?

589
00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:40,520
Speaker 2: What do I know? But what do I really know

590
00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:43,680
Speaker 2: about any experience except my own?

591
00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:44,040
Speaker 1: Right?

592
00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:46,880
Speaker 2: Which is kind of what my hip bit is about.

593
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:52,080
Speaker 2: I only know about my pain, right, I'm not going

594
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:57,440
Speaker 2: to presume about your pain. You shouldn't or about Tea

595
00:30:57,560 --> 00:31:00,760
Speaker 2: Pain because I do not know it's music.

596
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:06,440
Speaker 1: But isn't it amazing that Tea Pain was like the

597
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:10,040
Speaker 1: first auto tune and people were shitty to him about it, right,

598
00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:12,840
Speaker 1: not the first, but like the big And then he

599
00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:14,200
Speaker 1: came back and was like, oh do you want to

600
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:16,360
Speaker 1: hear me sing? Is that your complaint? And then is

601
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:18,760
Speaker 1: like the best singer and has cover He did a

602
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:21,480
Speaker 1: cover of Crazy Train that Ozzy was like, this is

603
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:22,760
Speaker 1: the best cover of Crazy Train.

604
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:25,080
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I did see it. I didn't realize that

605
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:25,720
Speaker 2: was te Pain.

606
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:26,160
Speaker 1: Yeah.

607
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:30,080
Speaker 2: Well, what I've learned from tinkering with the autotune thing,

608
00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:33,360
Speaker 2: it doesn't make up for I mean, you still have

609
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:37,240
Speaker 2: to It's almost like it just adds an effect, but

610
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:40,840
Speaker 2: you have to be able to sing, right, Yeah, it's

611
00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:41,400
Speaker 2: a little bit.

612
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:44,360
Speaker 1: It's not like a filter that makes you perfectly beautiful.

613
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:48,200
Speaker 2: Right Like the song where I'm having trouble getting to

614
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:52,480
Speaker 2: a high note with auto tune, it's just a robot

615
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:56,560
Speaker 2: having trouble with that note. Like it's still the issue

616
00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:58,520
Speaker 2: is still there. But I'm going to work on it.

617
00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:05,160
Speaker 1: Do you want to try to hit that note right now? Wait?

618
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:12,120
Speaker 1: Was that? Is that? That song? Come to yes Zeppelin?

619
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:12,480
Speaker 2: Yes?

620
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:13,400
Speaker 1: Yes? Is it?

621
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:18,440
Speaker 2: No? I should we see it? That's the thing about

622
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:22,200
Speaker 2: people ask what songs we're gonna do, and the only

623
00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:25,560
Speaker 2: one that would maybe be known for somehow you just

624
00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:29,360
Speaker 2: guessed it. There's Dayasaur Junior in fire Hose on there.

625
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:33,880
Speaker 1: Stop doubting me being tapped into the skateboard world.

626
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:38,200
Speaker 2: I am still very impressed. It's a specific time in

627
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:41,200
Speaker 2: the skateboard world too. Not only did you tap the world.

628
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:44,160
Speaker 1: I'm like Zelig, I was there. You just didn't see me.

629
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:46,080
Speaker 1: I was in the background, but I was there when

630
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:48,720
Speaker 1: all these things happened for the first time I shot

631
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:49,280
Speaker 1: that video.

632
00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:52,080
Speaker 2: It's amazing to me.

633
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:52,800
Speaker 1: That's not true.

634
00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:54,840
Speaker 2: Some of the some of the bands, some of the

635
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:57,440
Speaker 2: songs I like the most are bands that were never

636
00:32:57,520 --> 00:32:59,640
Speaker 2: heard of again, and you try and find, like have

637
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:02,520
Speaker 2: been searching for the lyrics, they just don't exists.

638
00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:05,800
Speaker 1: Yeah. Also, I think there's a probably an advantage I

639
00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:10,880
Speaker 1: have because my ex husband, who we both know, would

640
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:15,040
Speaker 1: cut skateboard and snowboard videos to songs like that and

641
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:18,280
Speaker 1: I would hear them constantly and sometimes even listen to

642
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:23,400
Speaker 1: them simply because I mean that was for Fuse or whatever,

643
00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:27,920
Speaker 1: yea fuel, whatever it was. But I think I was

644
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:30,160
Speaker 1: a little more immersed in the world than I even

645
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:31,720
Speaker 1: understood for a while, right.

646
00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:35,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, And when I worked on that show called The

647
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:41,240
Speaker 2: Daily Habit, there were musical guests and I it's amazing,

648
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:45,920
Speaker 2: now who was on that show that became a huge band?

649
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:46,600
Speaker 1: Like?

650
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:49,800
Speaker 2: Who oh, I mean.

651
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:53,640
Speaker 1: That's the one we ended up going to. Oh, Eve

652
00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:58,640
Speaker 1: go now, I know that's there. Sorry, Eve go, Eve.

653
00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:05,040
Speaker 2: Got that's a line from Wally his little robot girlfriend

654
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:07,520
Speaker 2: girlfriend named Eve.

655
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:12,600
Speaker 1: I interrupted you. I'm sorry, it's all.

656
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:15,560
Speaker 2: Right, it's all right. We were on the road to nowhere. Yeah,

657
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:16,719
Speaker 2: we don't sing that song.

658
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:19,360
Speaker 1: Wait, you were saying, you were saying the band Phoenix

659
00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:20,440
Speaker 1: played on Fuse.

660
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:23,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, bands like that that weren't huge at the time

661
00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:25,799
Speaker 2: but then blew up.

662
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:26,520
Speaker 1: Yeah.

663
00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:31,359
Speaker 2: And it's funny that that's the only example I could. Boy,

664
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:34,520
Speaker 2: if you just said, hey, name a band, I would go,

665
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:38,480
Speaker 2: I don't beatles, you know. Yes, it's hard for me.

666
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:41,400
Speaker 1: I remember that's like whenever when people ask me what

667
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:43,359
Speaker 1: my favorite book is, and I just say.

668
00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:45,960
Speaker 2: What is it?

669
00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:48,440
Speaker 1: The Da Vinci Coast. Yeah, yeah, it's easy.

670
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:51,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I come at him with the Outsiders. Yeah, something

671
00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:55,160
Speaker 2: I written in sixth grade. Uh. The best thing we

672
00:34:55,239 --> 00:34:59,799
Speaker 2: had happened though, is uh Riza from Wu Tang came

673
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:05,840
Speaker 2: and did not have his DJ Something happened flights wise

674
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:10,160
Speaker 2: and we had two artists booked that day, Reza and

675
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:15,399
Speaker 2: a band called The Waves, which is kind of yeah

676
00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:23,239
Speaker 2: two v's yeah yeah, and they said, well, we'll learn

677
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:26,240
Speaker 2: whatever song it is, and they spent like ten minutes

678
00:35:27,239 --> 00:35:32,320
Speaker 2: learning liquid swords, I believe. Yeah, and the joy on

679
00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:35,160
Speaker 2: Rizza's face, well, he's kind of doing a song where

680
00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:37,959
Speaker 2: he has to have tough, tough guy face. He kept

681
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:43,680
Speaker 2: looking back at these skater teenagers at the time, and

682
00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:47,840
Speaker 2: they did it so perfectly. And it's still on YouTube

683
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:52,800
Speaker 2: Waves with rizzah Yeah. Yeah, it's the one like fuel

684
00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:56,120
Speaker 2: TV video that that wasn't scoured from the Internet and

685
00:35:56,160 --> 00:36:00,879
Speaker 2: taken down. Yeah, it's it's it was such a cool thing.

686
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:07,440
Speaker 1: That's the magic of like true musicians where literally on

687
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:11,759
Speaker 1: the line where they can do that, and it's kind

688
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:13,200
Speaker 1: of that thing where it's like this is we know

689
00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:15,480
Speaker 1: a basic chord progression, this isn't as hard as it

690
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:18,600
Speaker 1: looks from the outside, but it also takes that willingness

691
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:21,160
Speaker 1: and that kind of like everybody jump in and like

692
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:24,360
Speaker 1: make it happen. I mean, that's the that's a lovely

693
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:25,360
Speaker 1: I love.

694
00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:28,600
Speaker 2: That crossover, especially with a with a band. Like when

695
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:32,840
Speaker 2: I saw Wu Tang at the Hollywood Bowl, they cheered like,

696
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:36,200
Speaker 2: who here was born in the eighties, and there's a

697
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:39,920
Speaker 2: little cheering here is born in the nineties, And then

698
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:44,160
Speaker 2: when they said seventies, the entire place freaked out. I

699
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:48,000
Speaker 2: just realized, Oh, I'm surrounded by people my age, and

700
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:51,560
Speaker 2: I remember when I was a kid hearing these songs

701
00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:54,080
Speaker 2: for the first time. But Waves were a band that

702
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:56,480
Speaker 2: was in I mean, they weren't around it all right,

703
00:36:56,719 --> 00:37:00,560
Speaker 2: and so the fact that they you know, just gets

704
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:01,280
Speaker 2: passed around.

705
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:04,240
Speaker 1: If it's good, that's right, Yeah, it doesn't go away.

706
00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:08,920
Speaker 1: That's like me beyond Mister Show. In the late nineties,

707
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:11,600
Speaker 1: early two thousand's, two thousand and three, I start working

708
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:15,359
Speaker 1: on Ellen, a daily show. I'm there five years when

709
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:18,800
Speaker 1: I leave, So nothing else happened in my life except

710
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:21,480
Speaker 1: for trying to do this job correctly. When I leave,

711
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:25,839
Speaker 1: I come back out and in the meantime, Mister Show

712
00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:29,840
Speaker 1: was released on DVD. So all these college students right

713
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:32,640
Speaker 1: there was like a new batch of people that liked

714
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:36,879
Speaker 1: Mister Show from the Ridge. And suddenly I would walk

715
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:38,680
Speaker 1: down the street and people would be like, hey, are

716
00:37:38,719 --> 00:37:40,920
Speaker 1: you and Mister Show? And it was the weirdest, like

717
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:44,600
Speaker 1: that was such an obscure, one off thing that I

718
00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:46,879
Speaker 1: was like, Oh, that's just a fun thing we got

719
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:48,960
Speaker 1: to do. And then the DVD came out and it

720
00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:52,200
Speaker 1: was like a generation, the next generation got to see it.

721
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:54,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's so cool. For me, it was just

722
00:37:55,000 --> 00:38:01,640
Speaker 2: a tape that was floating around like faces of Death. Yeah,

723
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:04,279
Speaker 2: and I got my hands on it. And I never

724
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:06,719
Speaker 2: grew up in a house with HBO unless my dad

725
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:09,080
Speaker 2: where to climb up on the pole in the backyard

726
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:11,719
Speaker 2: and looking up himself, which.

727
00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:12,040
Speaker 1: He did do.

728
00:38:12,719 --> 00:38:15,880
Speaker 2: Uh, and yeah, it was it was Uh. When I

729
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:20,440
Speaker 2: first met you, I was like, oh my gosh, its shell.

730
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:23,719
Speaker 1: It was such a credit. I mean, I really lucked out.

731
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:26,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really cool. You're good on it. Thank you,

732
00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:30,360
Speaker 2: Everyone's well Instagram. And then I tell you, hey that

733
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:32,799
Speaker 2: that member that sketch you did where you're playing a

734
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:34,200
Speaker 2: blind girl. You're good in it.

735
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:39,359
Speaker 1: Thank you. Yep, that was I was just like, please God,

736
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:42,840
Speaker 1: let me remember all my lines. I realized, like I

737
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:45,839
Speaker 1: in college loved being in place, but as I got older,

738
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:49,200
Speaker 1: I'm just like I can't. I think whether it's ADHD

739
00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:52,440
Speaker 1: or just like pure nerves of actually being on a

740
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:55,200
Speaker 1: TV show or something, it's just like so fucking hard

741
00:38:55,239 --> 00:38:57,560
Speaker 1: for me to memorize lines. I just can't do it.

742
00:38:57,680 --> 00:38:59,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is hard for me as well. And I'm

743
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:04,640
Speaker 2: willing to write things on my shoe, on my hand. Yeah,

744
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:08,640
Speaker 2: just an initial to trigger what I am supposed to say.

745
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:10,320
Speaker 2: I need those little devices.

746
00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:13,920
Speaker 1: But don't you think if we had quieter minds overall,

747
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:16,320
Speaker 1: it wouldn't be that hard, if we just didn't think

748
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:19,480
Speaker 1: so much about being sure that we know what other

749
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:23,440
Speaker 1: people are thinking and all that shit, and just actually focused.

750
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:25,839
Speaker 2: Right. Yeah, I wish there was a pedal I could

751
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:28,400
Speaker 2: click on that turned down the volume of my mind.

752
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:34,560
Speaker 1: This machine, you're putting a lot into this machine. You

753
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:36,120
Speaker 1: have a lot of expectations.

754
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:40,120
Speaker 2: Machine, Please do my taxes and make me feel emotionally

755
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:41,480
Speaker 2: comfortable in crowds.

756
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:44,200
Speaker 1: Machine, Machine watch TV with me.

757
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:52,920
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm very excited. When is that I do the

758
00:39:53,239 --> 00:39:57,279
Speaker 2: shows at the camp on the ninth.

759
00:39:57,600 --> 00:39:59,759
Speaker 1: And it's a men's sleep away golf camp.

760
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:04,799
Speaker 2: It's skateboarding mostly, okay, and yes it is. So it's

761
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:09,880
Speaker 2: Mount Hood, Oregon fun and it'll be really fun. And

762
00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:13,040
Speaker 2: then I go to another camp in Pennsylvania to do

763
00:40:13,239 --> 00:40:14,919
Speaker 2: stand up for skateboarders.

764
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:17,799
Speaker 1: Just make sure you don't join a militia of any kind.

765
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:21,800
Speaker 2: Please, No, No, We're just only allowed on the campus.

766
00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:24,360
Speaker 1: Because you guys are having a loneliness epidemic, and I

767
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:29,040
Speaker 1: think it just people make wrong choices. So when you're

768
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:32,239
Speaker 1: all in your camping gear standing around a fire, just

769
00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:34,000
Speaker 1: be careful what blood oaths you take?

770
00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:37,799
Speaker 2: Right? Please? Right? Yeah? Well, the only fire I've ever

771
00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:41,000
Speaker 2: stood around is one where you toss a log in

772
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:42,279
Speaker 2: to accept his name.

773
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:45,840
Speaker 1: You're going to go full Christian commitment.

774
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:48,799
Speaker 2: I mean that's the only way you can get a

775
00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:51,399
Speaker 2: seat by the fire. Like, Okay, what do I say

776
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:52,560
Speaker 2: when I toss this log?

777
00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:55,720
Speaker 1: Did I accept Jesus Christ as my personal savior?

778
00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:58,440
Speaker 2: I did that last week? Okay, here we go again. No,

779
00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:01,920
Speaker 2: it's a sin to do it more than one. Why

780
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,440
Speaker 2: didn't my atheist parents teach me these things?

781
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:05,840
Speaker 1: Where is the pamphlet?

782
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:06,720
Speaker 2: Yes?

783
00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:09,720
Speaker 1: I got a pamphlet I think it was Jovah's witness,

784
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:12,360
Speaker 1: So it was like, are you ready for the final judgment?

785
00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:15,000
Speaker 1: And I was just it was sitting on my like

786
00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:18,400
Speaker 1: I don't know what you call that foyer table or

787
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:23,600
Speaker 1: your davenport sorry to yeah, yes, and it's just like

788
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:25,360
Speaker 1: you are you ready for the end? Or it's like,

789
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:28,040
Speaker 1: I mean kind of yeah. Isn't this the end anyway?

790
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:31,080
Speaker 1: Isn't this what we're kind of staring down? That's why

791
00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:32,120
Speaker 1: it's so scary.

792
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:38,040
Speaker 2: At the end. I was born ready, Yeah, yay, Yeah,

793
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:40,719
Speaker 2: it's uh. I don't know that I am, but it

794
00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:44,440
Speaker 2: doesn't matter. I read a thing recently that there was

795
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:46,839
Speaker 2: a woman getting a cat scan trying to figure out

796
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:49,800
Speaker 2: what was wrong with her brain. During the cat scan,

797
00:41:50,239 --> 00:41:53,279
Speaker 2: passed away, so they had, for the first time ever

798
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:57,719
Speaker 2: a scan of someone's brain activity upon death, and her

799
00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:02,359
Speaker 2: entire brain was lit up. So they know now that

800
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:05,759
Speaker 2: when you die, you do all of your memories come back.

801
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:08,920
Speaker 2: Your life does indeed flash before your eyes. Wow, it

802
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:11,319
Speaker 2: was part of the brain that has memories. I know

803
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:13,239
Speaker 2: that sounds like I just made it up, but it

804
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:17,600
Speaker 2: was the memory lobe, if you will, great all going

805
00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:20,399
Speaker 2: off so hey, I'm just saying it's something to look

806
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:20,880
Speaker 2: forward to.

807
00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:23,480
Speaker 1: So that kind of thing where people have maybe out

808
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:27,080
Speaker 1: of body experiences or they think something majestic happen, it's

809
00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:31,360
Speaker 1: just truly their brain, like their brain hard drive dumping

810
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:32,960
Speaker 1: all the information that it's.

811
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:36,640
Speaker 2: A yeah or or I think that the disappointing thing

812
00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:38,759
Speaker 2: we all hear when we're young is that we only

813
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:41,799
Speaker 2: use ten percent of our brain. But I guess right when,

814
00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:47,200
Speaker 2: right when we die, we get to see more of it,

815
00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:50,680
Speaker 2: which is something to look forward to. I'm this is

816
00:42:50,719 --> 00:42:51,840
Speaker 2: just a silver lining.

817
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:56,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right. Yeah, don't forget when you're down and

818
00:42:56,719 --> 00:42:59,719
Speaker 1: feeling blue, don't forget there's a final slideshow that you're

819
00:42:59,760 --> 00:42:59,960
Speaker 1: going to.

820
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:02,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's really good and you're in it.

821
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:05,440
Speaker 1: You're in most of it. Yeah, it's yours.

822
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:08,640
Speaker 2: Do you want to be a star then die?

823
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:13,759
Speaker 1: No, you have to live and then when you die

824
00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:17,000
Speaker 1: later it just separate from you and kind of like

825
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:20,839
Speaker 1: whatever fate decides. Yes, that's when it pays off. You

826
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:21,600
Speaker 1: have to live live.

827
00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:24,919
Speaker 2: Live, Yeah, time, and then you know later on there's

828
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:25,959
Speaker 2: time to laugh and love.

829
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:30,120
Speaker 1: Yes, but live, live, live, live, get that necklace first,

830
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:34,919
Speaker 1: then after the fact, maybe there's some laughter. Hopefully there's

831
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:35,319
Speaker 1: some love.

832
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:38,239
Speaker 2: The only problem is it's film we're talking about. It

833
00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:40,160
Speaker 2: is a very short film.

834
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:42,160
Speaker 1: Yeah it is. It's a quick one.

835
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:44,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, well that's five second film.

836
00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:48,040
Speaker 1: It's a flush before your eyes style. Yeah. Yeah, doesn't

837
00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:49,840
Speaker 1: seem like we drove so far away?

838
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:51,000
Speaker 2: It does.

839
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:53,279
Speaker 1: But actually I need to make this right up here.

840
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:54,560
Speaker 1: I hope I beat this bus.

841
00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:58,840
Speaker 2: Oh, there'll be less aggressive. There aren't smurfs on the side.

842
00:43:59,239 --> 00:44:02,439
Speaker 1: Doesn't it seem like someone just smoked pot?

843
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:07,680
Speaker 2: It does, And I think that means a skunk has

844
00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:08,400
Speaker 2: passed away.

845
00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:12,919
Speaker 1: Oh what do a skunks life flashing before his eyes

846
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:13,360
Speaker 1: look like?

847
00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:17,560
Speaker 2: Oh? Just all the different dogs he could have farted gas.

848
00:44:17,239 --> 00:44:21,600
Speaker 1: Onto, Just a series of upset dog faces.

849
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:26,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, memories of that time that it painted itself black

850
00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:29,279
Speaker 2: and had a love affair with a black cat.

851
00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:33,040
Speaker 1: With the stripe down its back because it walked under

852
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:36,080
Speaker 1: a painter's do not cross area. Right, of course, I

853
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:37,520
Speaker 1: wish I could explain this cartoon.

854
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:40,240
Speaker 2: Yes, you all know what happened.

855
00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:43,719
Speaker 1: You were there for the sexual assault or pepula pew

856
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:44,200
Speaker 1: and all.

857
00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:46,520
Speaker 2: Of his exploits so aggressive.

858
00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:48,520
Speaker 1: So wouldn't take no for an answer.

859
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:53,359
Speaker 2: And we were supposed to just children watching that behavior. Yeah,

860
00:44:53,719 --> 00:44:55,799
Speaker 2: assuming so much about the French.

861
00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:59,520
Speaker 1: People very very unhealthy for everybody involved, mostly the French.

862
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:05,359
Speaker 2: Yes, we'd like to apologize France for assuming so many

863
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:08,400
Speaker 2: things about you because of our cartoon skunks.

864
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:11,120
Speaker 1: That's right, we love your Fries. We don't want you

865
00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:12,080
Speaker 1: to be mad at us.

866
00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:16,360
Speaker 2: Beautiful tower and even though I don't know what you're saying,

867
00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:17,920
Speaker 2: it sounds wonderful.

868
00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:22,279
Speaker 1: It does. So I heard a thing because there's a

869
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:25,080
Speaker 1: lot of people who try to learn conversational French so

870
00:45:25,160 --> 00:45:26,839
Speaker 1: that they can go and like on their big trip

871
00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:29,720
Speaker 1: to Paris, they can at least say where's the bathroom

872
00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:33,640
Speaker 1: or sure? Sure? And most Americans are like their French

873
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:36,279
Speaker 1: are so mean about like you, you always sound like shit.

874
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:40,760
Speaker 1: They don't like it, and then it turns out somebody

875
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:44,000
Speaker 1: didn't wrote an article about it. Because when you are

876
00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:47,160
Speaker 1: a young person in the French school system and you

877
00:45:47,239 --> 00:45:50,799
Speaker 1: try to speak English, the teachers are super mean about it,

878
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:53,640
Speaker 1: and it's like you're always terrible, and they're just really

879
00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:57,360
Speaker 1: punishing so that you get really good at English, because

880
00:45:57,920 --> 00:46:01,200
Speaker 1: it's almost like accept no failures in English.

881
00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:04,319
Speaker 2: Oh, so they're just kind of taking that to the

882
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:05,239
Speaker 2: streets with you.

883
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:08,000
Speaker 1: They've already been kind of traumatized them. This is what

884
00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:10,359
Speaker 1: you do to people to help them speak better is

885
00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:14,160
Speaker 1: just you're vicious, and that's just what that's the set point.

886
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:16,560
Speaker 2: Oh really, okay, I.

887
00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:18,840
Speaker 1: Think it's a good at least it's if they're not

888
00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:20,399
Speaker 1: just choosing to be mean.

889
00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:23,840
Speaker 2: Right. I gotta go and find out for myself. I

890
00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:27,439
Speaker 2: gotta go somewhere. Ye learn a little bit of the

891
00:46:27,520 --> 00:46:33,680
Speaker 2: language as it pertains to bathrooms the water. What is

892
00:46:33,719 --> 00:46:35,680
Speaker 2: your name and how are you?

893
00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:36,520
Speaker 1: Yes?

894
00:46:37,239 --> 00:46:43,280
Speaker 2: Me zapatos is moi bonita? Paramatto is MOI fail?

895
00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:50,440
Speaker 1: My What was the first thing you said? My shoes

896
00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:57,840
Speaker 1: are very good, para are very beautiful. Para fail because

897
00:46:57,840 --> 00:46:58,839
Speaker 1: my cat is.

898
00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:04,799
Speaker 2: Ugly, very ugly. My shoes are beautiful, but my cat

899
00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:08,000
Speaker 2: is my cat is very ugly.

900
00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:10,480
Speaker 1: And that's what you can say. That's yeah, that's the

901
00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:11,560
Speaker 1: choice you have for something.

902
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:14,040
Speaker 2: I mean, it's what it's what came to me now,

903
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:17,839
Speaker 2: I'm just showing off. No, I do I support it.

904
00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:20,440
Speaker 2: I mean, I took Spanish in college. I forgot it all.

905
00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:23,160
Speaker 2: I went to Costa Rica. A log was in a

906
00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:26,719
Speaker 2: wave and hit me on the ankle. So then I

907
00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:29,880
Speaker 2: just sat in the house for fourteen days and talked

908
00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:33,400
Speaker 2: to the kid who managed the property, and he was

909
00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:38,440
Speaker 2: like pulling, like lifting up things and saying what they

910
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:41,120
Speaker 2: are in Spanish and asking me like he wanted to

911
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:45,400
Speaker 2: learn English. And it was such a cool, like my

912
00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:49,160
Speaker 2: brain was pulling things out of the recesses of my

913
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:52,040
Speaker 2: mind without me needing to die in an MRI machine

914
00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:56,000
Speaker 2: just to like teach him things. It was so fun.

915
00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:58,719
Speaker 2: And by the end of that two weeks we were

916
00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:03,920
Speaker 2: converse stationally talking. We were friends nice. It was really cool.

917
00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:05,399
Speaker 2: And then of course you.

918
00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:08,280
Speaker 1: Were conversationally talking about only the objects in the room.

919
00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:13,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, exactly it honestly, yeah, it was.

920
00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:15,360
Speaker 1: It was. It was tough. You don't need much more.

921
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:18,399
Speaker 2: No, No, he was like taking a part a motorcycle.

922
00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:21,920
Speaker 2: I was like learning about the motorcycle and learning Spanish.

923
00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:23,440
Speaker 2: It was great. I missed that kid.

924
00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:25,080
Speaker 1: Write him a letter.

925
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:30,560
Speaker 2: I want to, I do. I've thought about him a lot. Uh.

926
00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:34,160
Speaker 2: This kid like managed this house and took care of

927
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:38,480
Speaker 2: the property, but he also did other things in town,

928
00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:41,080
Speaker 2: and I think some of them maybe were against the law,

929
00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:44,239
Speaker 2: but he was. He took us to a party, me

930
00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:46,719
Speaker 2: and my friend because we were bored one night and

931
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:50,080
Speaker 2: pulled up to this warehouse in the middle of a

932
00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:53,640
Speaker 2: field where people were like fighting with Someone had a

933
00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:57,959
Speaker 2: homemade weapon with nails in at the end of a

934
00:48:57,960 --> 00:49:00,120
Speaker 2: at the end of a board, and they're gonna I

935
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:02,480
Speaker 2: was like swinging a mace and they were trying to

936
00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:05,279
Speaker 2: hit each other, and he showed up and whistled and

937
00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:08,880
Speaker 2: they were like sorry, and they like cowered at the

938
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:12,040
Speaker 2: presence at this five foot eight kid. And I'm like, oh,

939
00:49:12,080 --> 00:49:15,719
Speaker 2: we're with like a head hauncho. And then everyone in

940
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:19,560
Speaker 2: the party stared at us, like who are these guys,

941
00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:22,720
Speaker 2: And he made an announcement. I don't know what he said,

942
00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:24,400
Speaker 2: and everyone was super nice to us.

943
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:28,239
Speaker 1: Oh he's oh, we're with Like these guys' shoes are

944
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:29,040
Speaker 1: very beautiful.

945
00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:32,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's where I got it. He said, say hello

946
00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:35,479
Speaker 2: to my friends, the ugly shoe and the beautiful cat.

947
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:41,120
Speaker 2: And someone brought u spears and it was such a

948
00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:42,400
Speaker 2: great time dancing.

949
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:43,280
Speaker 1: And how long ago?

950
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:49,120
Speaker 2: Oh this was I mean two thousand and twelve.

951
00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:53,080
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, quite a ten maybe quite a.

952
00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:55,399
Speaker 2: Time ago, yes, quite some time ago.

953
00:49:55,719 --> 00:49:58,720
Speaker 1: Time to go back revisit. That man has a family.

954
00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:04,279
Speaker 2: Now it's funny when like, oh, totally that that man

955
00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:06,360
Speaker 2: is uh has.

956
00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:08,480
Speaker 1: Children, that man is the star of Narcos.

957
00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:11,960
Speaker 2: He has no But I am the same person as

958
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:15,920
Speaker 2: I am now. But yeah, it was. It was the

959
00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:18,160
Speaker 2: only thing that they tell you about that I was

960
00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:23,120
Speaker 2: excited about that was not fun was the howlder monkeys.

961
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:28,040
Speaker 2: There are monkeys that are quite mischievous, and all the

962
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:32,799
Speaker 2: food and kitchens are like outside of a house sometimes

963
00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:36,000
Speaker 2: and they just opened the fridge and took all our

964
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:38,960
Speaker 2: food like we bought food, and they stole things. You'd

965
00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:41,520
Speaker 2: be out in the ocean surfing, they'll grab your bag

966
00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:44,320
Speaker 2: and run away with it like they are like looking

967
00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:49,080
Speaker 2: for stuff, and they are mean and not scared of you.

968
00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:52,320
Speaker 2: And I'm like, I don't. I always wanted a little

969
00:50:52,320 --> 00:50:54,640
Speaker 2: monkey to jump on my shoulder and be my friend.

970
00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:59,360
Speaker 1: And no, I mean, I think we all have sense

971
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:02,280
Speaker 1: the Curious George days where you're just like this monkey

972
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:06,040
Speaker 1: is hilarious. Yes, he takes drugs, he loves spaghetti. I

973
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:08,440
Speaker 1: want to party with him. He loves the jungle like

974
00:51:08,520 --> 00:51:12,120
Speaker 1: I do. Yeah, great times. That's not real monkeys.

975
00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:15,239
Speaker 2: No, they're not even the stars. Did I did a

976
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:18,520
Speaker 2: little thing with the monkey from Friends he threw his

977
00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:19,560
Speaker 2: shit a thing.

978
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:23,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, he doesn't want to be an actor. No, that's

979
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:23,840
Speaker 1: the problem.

980
00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:27,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you're right, that's what it is. Yeah. I

981
00:51:27,239 --> 00:51:29,719
Speaker 2: tried so hard with that monkey, like I know we're

982
00:51:29,719 --> 00:51:33,560
Speaker 2: going to be friends, and it just didn't happen. It

983
00:51:33,719 --> 00:51:35,960
Speaker 2: just didn't happen. I know, I'm nicer to him than

984
00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:40,319
Speaker 2: Shwimmer was. I mean just because of uh well I.

985
00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:43,720
Speaker 1: Know myself to be you know, you're nicer than Swimmer.

986
00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:45,720
Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe he's great with monkeys.

987
00:51:45,800 --> 00:51:48,239
Speaker 1: This is a challenge to David Schwimmer, come on this

988
00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:50,120
Speaker 1: podcast and defend your character.

989
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:53,360
Speaker 2: Finally I get to have a monkey competition with a

990
00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:55,200
Speaker 2: star Swims.

991
00:51:55,719 --> 00:51:58,320
Speaker 1: He was so good in The People versus O. J. Simpson.

992
00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:01,840
Speaker 1: He played Robert Kardashian and he was fucking great.

993
00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:05,240
Speaker 2: Really, I don't remember him being great.

994
00:52:05,640 --> 00:52:10,960
Speaker 1: How dare you? First of all, secondly, you're right he was.

995
00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:18,000
Speaker 2: I was distracted by how good Sarah Paulson was as Marcia.

996
00:52:16,960 --> 00:52:18,839
Speaker 1: Crossmarrusia Marsha Marsha.

997
00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:25,640
Speaker 2: Marcia Gay Harden along they gave there was a screenshot

998
00:52:25,880 --> 00:52:30,359
Speaker 2: because she's a friend of my girlfriends, and so we're

999
00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:31,920
Speaker 2: taking pictures like yay, you're on.

1000
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:32,439
Speaker 1: That's thing.

1001
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:36,399
Speaker 2: I took a picture and her bangs were perfect, six

1002
00:52:36,560 --> 00:52:39,839
Speaker 2: six six no, three curls in a row, and it

1003
00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:41,880
Speaker 2: looked like a sixty sixty six on her forehead, but

1004
00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:44,760
Speaker 2: it was just the hair. But they were so perfect

1005
00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:50,279
Speaker 2: that I'm like, okay, makeup, it's definitely goth. They put

1006
00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:54,920
Speaker 2: a six six sick. That was great. Ah. I love

1007
00:52:55,600 --> 00:52:57,719
Speaker 2: hidden messages and bangs, don't you.

1008
00:52:58,200 --> 00:53:02,600
Speaker 1: I love to search for Satan everywhere I look. He's there,

1009
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:03,600
Speaker 1: he is there.

1010
00:53:03,719 --> 00:53:06,000
Speaker 2: Never know, he's always listening.

1011
00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:07,240
Speaker 1: He's always in the bangs.

1012
00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:08,120
Speaker 2: They'll be bad.

1013
00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:12,439
Speaker 1: This was delightful, one.

1014
00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:13,360
Speaker 2: Of our better episodes.

1015
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:14,080
Speaker 1: I think so too.

1016
00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:17,959
Speaker 2: I'm sorry we never got to our guest in the back.

1017
00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:24,799
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, uh, David Trimmer, I forgot you were back there.

1018
00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:27,680
Speaker 1: He Actually we talked about you like you were going

1019
00:53:27,719 --> 00:53:30,080
Speaker 1: to defend your honor, but you could have done it

1020
00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:31,720
Speaker 1: this time. We just won't let you answer.

1021
00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:35,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I just kind of what are the chances

1022
00:53:35,360 --> 00:53:37,640
Speaker 2: that I started talking about someone in there in the

1023
00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:38,240
Speaker 2: back seat?

1024
00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:41,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I guess that's it makes sense. You were

1025
00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:42,520
Speaker 1: thinking of him.

1026
00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:45,400
Speaker 2: Right right, Yeah, just now on the front of my brain.

1027
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:47,560
Speaker 1: Anyway, No one really cares about that show.

1028
00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:49,960
Speaker 2: So yeah, you're right, Yeah, you're right.

1029
00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:53,040
Speaker 1: It doesn't really matter, it doesn't. It's not equally as

1030
00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:55,959
Speaker 1: popular today as it was twenty five years ago.

1031
00:53:56,880 --> 00:53:58,879
Speaker 2: Oh what, you're talking friends.

1032
00:53:58,840 --> 00:54:01,640
Speaker 1: And talking friends and yeah, I'm being sarcastic because it is.

1033
00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:05,600
Speaker 2: Yeah it is. I was gonna it's so funny. Your

1034
00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:11,880
Speaker 2: sarcasm is so dry. Look away, Okay, we gotta go

1035
00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:15,120
Speaker 2: and start a new episode. And so this is the

1036
00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:17,440
Speaker 2: concludes this one you've been listening to. Do you need

1037
00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:18,160
Speaker 2: to write by?

1038
00:54:18,280 --> 00:54:19,160
Speaker 1: And here?

1039
00:54:19,480 --> 00:54:28,879
Speaker 2: Oh I'm so excited for the next one. Yeah, this

1040
00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:31,160
Speaker 2: has been an exactly right production.

1041
00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:33,880
Speaker 1: Our senior producer is Annalise Nelson.

1042
00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:35,680
Speaker 2: Mixed by Edson Choy.

1043
00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:37,960
Speaker 1: Our talent booker is Patrick Cootner.

1044
00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:40,200
Speaker 2: Theme song by Karen Kilgareth.

1045
00:54:40,640 --> 00:54:44,200
Speaker 1: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks. Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter,

1046
00:54:44,239 --> 00:54:46,920
Speaker 1: and Facebook at dinar podcast That's d y.

1047
00:54:47,040 --> 00:54:51,640
Speaker 2: N Ar Podcast. For more information, go to exactly Rightmedia

1048
00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:52,600
Speaker 2: dot com.

1049
00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:54,880
Speaker 1: Thank you, Oh you're welcome.