Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick
Speaker 1: takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the
Speaker 1: Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about
Speaker 1: his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling. You're a coward.
Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat and now joined by
Speaker 1: bad Larry, Shayan Irving and Dylan the graphics guy. I
Speaker 1: have friends.
Speaker 2: Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1: I'm not in a good mood. Gonna be honest up front,
Speaker 1: pretty emotional. I had to put up with Fritzy coming
Speaker 1: back and I wasn't drinking, but I should have been.
Speaker 3: Yeah, hy lerr Hello, Dan, A little upset about the loss.
Speaker 1: I hear.
Speaker 4: Sorry. I was pulling for you guys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you. I feel better now, Larry.
Speaker 4: Thank you God.
Speaker 1: You know it's the last award. We got there at
Speaker 1: five thirty and trip in two yeah, two and a
Speaker 1: half hours to get in. Brutal guys were drinking. Then
Speaker 1: some of the guys who drank too much go, I've
Speaker 1: got to get off and I got to take a
Speaker 1: piss or. We're over by Yankee Stadium and then these
Speaker 1: guys got to get out. It's bumper to bumper. Then
Speaker 1: we pull off the side of the road, they get out,
Speaker 1: then jump back in. Now all of a sudden, everybody's happy.
Speaker 1: We get to happy hour, so we're there at five thirty.
Speaker 1: Happy hour goes till seven, close to seven, and then
Speaker 1: I think they announced open bar. What's the situation at
Speaker 1: the bar liquor two? Yeah, yeah, ok, yeah, but you
Speaker 1: gotta be careful if you drink too much and then
Speaker 1: you get up there, if you have to give a speech,
Speaker 1: or you run into maybe one of your bosses.
Speaker 2: You know, it does happen, Yes, it does, Yes, it does.
Speaker 1: But I think they announced the last category around nine.
Speaker 2: Oh later than I think it was like ten.
Speaker 1: So probably four and a half hours. Damn. And then
Speaker 1: you don't win. It's the last in the bust back
Speaker 1: and it was two and a half hours back because
Speaker 1: we were in bumper to bumper traffic at midnight.
Speaker 2: The ride home was a nice uh fuck you cherry
Speaker 2: on top.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was yeah, and Fritzy was on fire, like
Speaker 1: to the point where my wife goes, I heard that,
Speaker 1: does he ever like shoot him? She was even this morning.
Speaker 1: She goes, was that an act last night? And I go, no,
Speaker 1: that's somebody who acts, you know, in their own world.
Speaker 1: He's singing, he's he's got conversations with himself for ninety minutes.
Speaker 5: Yes, marm On the way there, he had Mario play
Speaker 5: a song from Dan Dede catered to dance Watch.
Speaker 1: What the Lady in Red My Wife? He played it
Speaker 1: on the bus.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, he insisted on it.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes he did. Jesus Christ, imagine being married to Fritzie.
Speaker 2: We've talked to him to.
Speaker 1: His wife is the saint.
Speaker 5: She's so nice to unbelievable, so nice.
Speaker 1: But oh my god, he was. I was worried for him.
Speaker 1: That's like separate travel situation in the future, right, Well,
Speaker 1: I just I will go next time, so sort of
Speaker 1: separate travel, you know, on the plane with him too, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he said, next to celebrity family feud.
Speaker 5: It was like this right now, everybody, you can't see
Speaker 5: what I'm doing, but it's a lot.
Speaker 1: Of Tapping's a lot of tap tapping. I'm wearing headphones
Speaker 1: on the flight. And then he yells louder because I
Speaker 1: got headphones on.
Speaker 5: I could hear dance slap Fritzy's hand hard hard I did.
Speaker 2: Wasn't he doing? Like play by play for you of
Speaker 2: the next game too, like, and.
Speaker 1: I had headphones on, come on, yes, and then he
Speaker 1: turned on hockey and then I got I said, I'm
Speaker 1: not joking. I told him to shut up really loud.
Speaker 1: The flight attendant told him to stop talking. No shit,
Speaker 1: he should talk last. I didn't hear that part.
Speaker 5: All of this this is no exaggeration. And the thing was,
Speaker 5: I told Dan a couple of weeks ago, whenever the
Speaker 5: flights were booked, and I look, and I see, you know,
Speaker 5: one B, one A, one C, one D. And I'm looking,
Speaker 5: so my wife knows this. My wife goes, oh my god,
Speaker 5: Dan sitting next to Fritzy Extra.
Speaker 1: The celebrity family few. They booked the.
Speaker 6: Flights on Dan's birthday too.
Speaker 2: It was I wonder if they had a man on
Speaker 2: the inside who's like, this would be Funny.
Speaker 1: Richon, who maybe we got back at rich Eison. Yeah.
Speaker 1: You know what, when you don't have friends, so you
Speaker 1: create imaginary friends. That's what Fritzy was last night. He
Speaker 1: had a mat. He was entertaining his like dolls off.
Speaker 2: Of his own energy. So he's like he is having
Speaker 2: like a very jacky and hide.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Okay, do people like got with him.
Speaker 1: Do you have like friends? No? No, I can't, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: no way.
Speaker 2: He's transcended that.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay, so yeah we lost Sports Emmy, big funking boohoo. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll get him next year. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Has any actor actress been nominated for like six Oscars?
Speaker 1: One major actor? That never? Oh that one? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Well, I mentioned Norm from Cheers got
Speaker 1: nominated for an Emmy six times and lost him and
Speaker 1: then he died.
Speaker 2: Oh that's what happens.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then he died. What are you gonna say? Laire?
Speaker 3: Was Susan Luci the one I always talked about.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all my children? That was like nineteen of them
Speaker 1: that she lost. She was awesome, her daughter Kendall on
Speaker 1: that show.
Speaker 6: Yes, Ray, So I find this hard to believe. But
Speaker 6: actors without an Oscar Bradley Cooper, Yeah, the Coop, William Dafoe,
Speaker 6: Tom Cruise.
Speaker 2: Willom, will Glenn Close. I think it's been nominated time.
Speaker 1: Oh that makes sense? You kidding me? You're surprised by that? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Harrison Ford, that doesn't surprise me either. Yeah, okay, yea,
Speaker 1: he was in a movie that yeah, Star Wars. No
Speaker 1: he was great in Indiana Jones, but he felt like
Speaker 1: he was playing Harrison Ford if he was a character
Speaker 1: in the movie.
Speaker 7: The Coup surprised me. That's why he made that movie
Speaker 7: with the nose guy. No, the one last year they
Speaker 7: got movie, No, the one about the gay composer, the
Speaker 7: bio pic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why he did that movie to get an Oscar. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: he didn't get it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, remember the Leo had never won one, and
Speaker 2: then like he did the Revenue where he said like
Speaker 2: three things and then won.
Speaker 1: Good.
Speaker 5: No, you don't like it was so overacting. The Oscar
Speaker 5: is really good for you know what. It's we owe you.
Speaker 5: Denzel Washington didn't win for Malcolm X, but he went
Speaker 5: for Training Day.
Speaker 1: Yeah he got nominated for me, but he isn't even
Speaker 1: the best actor in Training Day. Ethan Hawk, oh my god,
Speaker 1: Ethan Hall was amazing. His character had everything in it
Speaker 1: from vulnerable to badass right at arc Yeah, yeah, I'll
Speaker 1: give you that.
Speaker 5: Al Pacino doesn't win for God probably, but he went
Speaker 5: for Scent of a Woman.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 7: So no, no, no, no, no, that was that was not
Speaker 7: here you go because we missed up that.
Speaker 1: That was a good fucking play.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 1: No, he played great.
Speaker 5: No, no, But going back to that he'd beat Denzil because
Speaker 5: everyone was like, oh the watch does doesn't win, and
Speaker 5: it was he's young, he'll be back.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I hate that, but we do it in sports
Speaker 1: all the time the time. Yeah. By the way, bad
Speaker 1: Larry lost four units last week, so you're not an
Speaker 1: eight and a half. Shaye lost three and a half.
Speaker 1: Goddamn it. Wrong, fucking John wrong. Now we'll get to
Speaker 1: that in the moment. Your mine is nine and a half.
Speaker 1: Dylan lost two units, so your mine is three and
Speaker 1: a half. Okay, So all you guys gotta do is
Speaker 1: just kind of stay above water best you can as
Speaker 1: we get ready for the NFL season. That's all.
Speaker 2: We're doing a pretty good job of treading water right now.
Speaker 1: Actually I didn't watch the Preakness, but I watched the
Speaker 1: rear of the Preakness and the call, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that call Larry Calmus. It's unbelievable. And there's a camera
Speaker 1: on him showing his reaction because he just basically saying,
Speaker 1: you know, he's got a chance to maybe you know,
Speaker 1: place her show, and then he realizes that he might win.
Speaker 1: Then he realizes that he's won. It's incredible. That call
Speaker 1: is one of the great calls in the history of sports.
Speaker 7: That was such an incredible race. Damn what that horse did.
Speaker 7: I was fucking blown away the path that that horse
Speaker 7: made and then fought through it like that was I
Speaker 7: did not think Big j could have done that. It
Speaker 7: reminds me of Zenyata. You remember that pony, that one
Speaker 7: one Belmont the mayor that beat all the fucking boys
Speaker 7: and just fought through everything. But they always that horse
Speaker 7: was always in the last place and just would speed
Speaker 7: the ship up. And Big Ja I didn't have that
Speaker 7: in them. Like that was fucking nuts.
Speaker 1: Let me see the soccer board. Are you on the board? No?
Speaker 1: No, no no. So they have an interviewing process that I
Speaker 1: have to like talk to other members of the board
Speaker 1: and they get my motivations or whatever and where I
Speaker 1: want to be on the board, what position I want
Speaker 1: to be in. So that's this week, and I'm in
Speaker 1: big trouble if they find this podcast, So hopefully they don't.
Speaker 1: Before you get on the board, Yeah, before.
Speaker 2: How are you planning to lie to them?
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. I'm just gonna like not mention
Speaker 1: this show.
Speaker 2: Omit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna put my name in for a fundraiser
Speaker 1: and social mediada social media, yeah, social media.
Speaker 7: Okay, I'm gonna say I got some history there. Okay,
Speaker 7: I think I don't know. It's gonna be tough.
Speaker 2: You know, they'll immediately go look at your history there
Speaker 2: and find this.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I didn't think of that.
Speaker 2: That could be bad Bomber did.
Speaker 1: But they get to vote. Social media is to vote.
Speaker 1: I have to. I have to get a voting seed.
Speaker 1: And then starting uh the roommate. Yes, her therapy has started.
Speaker 1: Drinking started now, yet we still have to do the interviews.
Speaker 1: It starts this week. We're interviewing people I used to
Speaker 1: drink with and then you start drinking again. Well, then
Speaker 1: after you know, I'm gonna I'm gonna look at the evidence, Danny.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, you know, here are the pros, here
Speaker 1: are the cons, Here's what I remember about when I drank,
Speaker 1: Here's what I don't And then you know, we'll see.
Speaker 2: What if we interview them all at the same time
Speaker 2: in a room and then like you show up and
Speaker 2: we're like Shae and you.
Speaker 1: Have to see the intervention and I don't want to
Speaker 1: do that again, bad Larry? Anything you want to recount
Speaker 1: from last week?
Speaker 3: I know I was horrible in golf. There's nothing I think.
Speaker 3: I want my baseball bet, but I don't even remember
Speaker 3: Dan Larry, remember.
Speaker 2: When he said Phil Mickelson was going to make the cut.
Speaker 1: What are you doing? He finished nine over?
Speaker 3: He was ate over the first day, right, yeah, and
Speaker 3: then plus one.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter how you get to plus nine. You
Speaker 1: got to plus nine.
Speaker 3: A couple of my guys Lowry didn't make the cut either, Right,
Speaker 3: here's a pop.
Speaker 6: Yeah, your top thirty bets like a hard to do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so recapping, Yeah, you didn't. You didn't do too
Speaker 1: well Celtics to win the series with the Knicks to
Speaker 1: Wolves Warriors? So you had that? Are these from last week?
Speaker 1: Ray that? Uh? These recamps? Okay, let's see Dylan, you
Speaker 1: had Nuggets beat Thunder, gotta lee. There's a lot of
Speaker 1: bloodshed on your page two. Damn yes.
Speaker 2: But then you know what I did last podcast is
Speaker 2: id late added Phil to miss the cut. So that
Speaker 2: was a nice free right and Stepstraca missed the cut.
Speaker 2: This was plus money.
Speaker 7: Shay, are you giving up golf? I'm not doing golf.
Speaker 7: This week a doing it after what John Rahm did
Speaker 7: to me on fucking Sunday. No, you had him top five,
Speaker 7: I am top five plus three hundred. I was fucking
Speaker 7: grinning ear to ear. I was laughing about it.
Speaker 2: Did he finish solo sixth?
Speaker 1: No? No, no, no, no? Was it solo were tied?
Speaker 2: I don't know, but solo six is funny.
Speaker 7: The last three or four hole I couldn't even believe
Speaker 7: what was I had a great weekend with the ponies.
Speaker 7: I was riding high. The boys saw it. I was
Speaker 7: hitting part I was hitting trifectus and ship and then
Speaker 7: fucking John rome Hi had eighth piece of shut What
Speaker 7: were his last three hole?
Speaker 1: What was over? Bogey bogy was double over? What place?
Speaker 1: Did he finish?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 6: Tight eighth?
Speaker 2: It was funny too. It was like when when him
Speaker 2: and Scotty were tired. I think they're both at nine nunder.
Speaker 2: I was like, holy shit, Scotty's gonna blow this, And
Speaker 2: then immediately that was like, oh, no, I have an idiot.
Speaker 2: That's no chance that happened. Crumbles way before Scotty does
Speaker 2: in that situation.
Speaker 1: Ye, dirty Ray has a week one betting lines.
Speaker 6: NFL.
Speaker 1: You want to go through. Yeah, what do you mean? Oh? No, thanks,
Speaker 1: I have to go to the library after this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, are you laud there?
Speaker 6: Do you guys want to guess the spreads or do
Speaker 6: you want me to just tell you?
Speaker 1: Tell me?
Speaker 6: Dallas plus seven versus Philly to open the air.
Speaker 5: That.
Speaker 2: I kind of like that too, taking the count Super
Speaker 2: Bowl hangover.
Speaker 6: Chiefs minus three versus the Chargers at home at all
Speaker 6: at Chargers trapping, trapping, truck trup.
Speaker 2: Chargers money one?
Speaker 6: Okay, Giants plus seven and a half for his commanders.
Speaker 1: Jackson Dart, who's their starting quarterback? The g Men, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Russell Wilson. Yeah, we'll see, what about you, Larry?
Speaker 3: I love Washington That games aren't beat anybody by seven,
Speaker 3: and I'm a Giant fan.
Speaker 1: Well, no, you you get seven and a half, the Giants,
Speaker 1: you get the Giants were favored by seven and.
Speaker 3: A half, said I thought he said Giants minus seven.
Speaker 1: No, no, no.
Speaker 4: I still like what. I still like Washington and that.
Speaker 2: Do you think the commanders are I feel like they're
Speaker 2: dangling that plus seven and a half begging you to
Speaker 2: take the Giants there.
Speaker 1: That hook will get you.
Speaker 6: Ye, Bengals minus five and a half.
Speaker 1: It's at the Brown Bengals. There's a there's a musical
Speaker 1: group called the Bengals. Oh yeah, B A. N. G. L.
Speaker 1: Hoff Susannah Hoff. Are they in the Hall of Fame? No? No?
Speaker 5: But at another reference that Fritz he made last night
Speaker 5: Bengals on the radio.
Speaker 1: Did he know?
Speaker 5: Yes, he was talking about everything under the Sun show.
Speaker 1: Should drug him?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: Like Benzo's like, give him a bunch of dude.
Speaker 2: That's what they did to the monkey that ripped that
Speaker 2: lady's face off. So for all we know, and.
Speaker 1: They put monkey on benzos.
Speaker 2: It was on xanax when it the one in Stanford
Speaker 2: that killed the lady.
Speaker 1: How do you do that?
Speaker 2: It had an adverse reaction. I could see something similar
Speaker 2: happening if you did that to Todd.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 7: I wouldn't travel with him, there's no chance. Imagine beeting
Speaker 7: a cab with him in bumper. Okay, I fly, he's
Speaker 7: next to me.
Speaker 1: I get in the cab, he's next to We go
Speaker 1: to dinner, No, he's next to me. Bad luck, dude,
Speaker 1: What did you do?
Speaker 2: What did you do in a previous les?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're getting punished for something, Danny. And then I
Speaker 1: had my wife sit in between. I said it, no
Speaker 1: way he threw it.
Speaker 2: Honestly, that's aheads I said, no.
Speaker 1: Not gonna happen, not going to do it, and he
Speaker 1: demands your attention. He demands it.
Speaker 2: She's also nice enough to like kind of let him
Speaker 2: just sort of do this in her ear without like
Speaker 2: really reacting. But he then won't slow down.
Speaker 1: Well, we got a party, bosch. Everybody's having a good time.
Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden I hear the song
Speaker 1: Lady in Red and then he goes, hey, I had
Speaker 1: Mario pick this so a dedication to your wife, and
Speaker 1: I go, what to your wife?
Speaker 5: Your life?
Speaker 2: He was sending Mario Google links to songs like not
Speaker 2: that you could play it from. Like you'd click it
Speaker 2: and it'd be like, this is the song, and then
Speaker 2: you'd have to go into Spotify and find it was.
Speaker 1: There a front seat up there with the driver was
Speaker 1: a driver. No, No, it's it's one of those like
Speaker 1: wedding party buses where it's just long, too long rows
Speaker 1: on each side.
Speaker 2: You might have been able to stuff driver. Yeah, if
Speaker 2: we wanted to then veer off the GW bridge.
Speaker 6: Yes, Ray, I think I have a video of that.
Speaker 6: I can try to play it. I don't know how
Speaker 6: it'll sound, but if you want me to play that video, no,
Speaker 6: we could, we could splice it in daring.
Speaker 1: Uh. That link brings us to this week, bad Larry.
Speaker 1: Let me start with you, all right.
Speaker 3: I'm thinking my next to night minus the four and
Speaker 3: a half and under two twenty three and a half
Speaker 3: in that game. Okay, Then I want I think it's
Speaker 3: starting at two o'clock. I want the Cubs by themselves.
Speaker 3: I think they're laying four. Yeah, I want over four
Speaker 3: for the Cubs, you know, just their their runs by themselves. Okay,
Speaker 3: and then I want this game is going to get
Speaker 3: rained out. But if the Rangers play the Yankees tonight
Speaker 3: with the gram on the hill, I want the Rangers
Speaker 3: right all one units.
Speaker 2: No golf.
Speaker 3: I'm done with Golfwhere say it's sweeping the.
Speaker 1: Nation over it? Dude. See suddenly golf is the hardest
Speaker 1: thing apparently. Don't bet God, dude, Carlin Marikawa not to
Speaker 1: make the top twenty.
Speaker 2: The problem with golf is you hit one winner in
Speaker 2: a tournament and you have like that gives you a
Speaker 2: lot of runway for losses, and then you know it's
Speaker 2: like two years before it happens again.
Speaker 7: I don't know about that. I've hit a couple winners
Speaker 7: on this show in the last year. I've had Bryson,
Speaker 7: I've had.
Speaker 2: Ron, And what are you complaining about.
Speaker 1: The six week run I've just had.
Speaker 2: With golf my point exactly.
Speaker 1: And we'll do the point spreads maybe next week when
Speaker 1: we have time to go over and everybody gets to
Speaker 1: see him, and then bat Larry, I have him as well, Dylan, Yes,
Speaker 1: Dan NBA.
Speaker 2: I'm going Pacers money line plus one fifty against the
Speaker 2: Knicks and then Timberwolves money line plus two sixty against
Speaker 2: the Thunder tomorrow. I do have a golf bet because
Speaker 2: I am not a coward. Harris English to win the
Speaker 2: Charles Schwab plus thirty five hundred?
Speaker 1: Is that Larry?
Speaker 3: Was he doing a plus thirty bet?
Speaker 2: Or yeah? Yeah, top sixty Harris English?
Speaker 1: Anything else? Yep?
Speaker 2: And I got a little NHL parlay then I feel
Speaker 2: like it's been a while since I cooked them, But
Speaker 2: parlay Oilers plus one and a half Panthers plus one
Speaker 2: and a half pays out about even money.
Speaker 7: All right, sha Basketball with Lair on the under two
Speaker 7: two three and a half for the Knicks Pacers game MLB.
Speaker 1: Home dogs have been cooking.
Speaker 7: I don't know if anybody's paying attention to this besides
Speaker 7: me and the other capitalists, but it's raised plus one
Speaker 7: twelve Marlins plus one twenty. Then I got my Cardinals
Speaker 7: laying one twelve against raised t grays.
Speaker 1: And then on race.
Speaker 7: One we're part this is about We got three minutes
Speaker 7: to post here, kids, so you want to get this
Speaker 7: in go ahead exactly two six eight box. At race
Speaker 7: two we got the four to win, and then race
Speaker 7: three three five seven box.
Speaker 1: It okay, anything, Larry, you need to mention you kind
Speaker 1: of quiet today?
Speaker 3: No, I'm fine. I'm just any keynote for you.
Speaker 4: Say I saw a nice one y last week.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I had a great when a Keno and uh
Speaker 7: a little gas station at ten am, went there to
Speaker 7: take a piss, decided, you know what, I'm gonna stay
Speaker 7: a little longer. Played the twelve sixteen twenty three four
Speaker 7: bucks with the bonus, so that was thirty two dollars in.
Speaker 7: I walked out with nine hundred and seventy two. Danny,
Speaker 7: did you tell your wife?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: God no, hit a ten x and then the two x.
Speaker 7: Later I was hooting and hollering that gas station though
Speaker 7: they couldn't understand a word.
Speaker 1: I was, what would what would you normally have done
Speaker 1: with that kind of money? Anything? Oh? You know, no,
Speaker 1: I mean booze is I'm I don't know rhymes.
Speaker 7: No, okay, No, that would not invest nine hundred and
Speaker 7: seventy two dollars in Connecticut cocaine.
Speaker 2: I'm I didn't specify where from.
Speaker 7: I'm an aficionado. I do not dip into Connecticut when
Speaker 7: it comes to Okay, okay.
Speaker 1: So you can't really do anything with that money. Take
Speaker 1: it to OTB.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you go to Sweet Green for lunch or something.
Speaker 1: Meet the roommate, a Sweet Green or a fucking araw
Speaker 1: On whatever it's called.
Speaker 2: Fly to La and got arawon.
Speaker 1: Dude. No.
Speaker 7: She came back from La and I opened the fridge
Speaker 7: and we had like fucking buckets of seaweed.
Speaker 2: Did forty dollars smoothie.
Speaker 1: I was like, where the hell's this worm? She's like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's this place called Arawan.
Speaker 7: I was like, I know what the fuck that is?
Speaker 7: How much does the ship cost? Like it had to
Speaker 7: be a couple hundred bucks?
Speaker 2: Yeah, easy. It was like a tough They literally sell
Speaker 2: like seaweed gummies, like a twelve pack of them, and
Speaker 2: it's like thirty five bucks and helps your like Amino.
Speaker 7: Am we're witnessing right here, Danny. This is a late
Speaker 7: stage capitalism.
Speaker 1: I thought you were for all all four capitalism.
Speaker 7: No, for capitalism with rails, Danny. It's like a tongue
Speaker 7: in shit. It's a Milton Freeman bullshit. No, I know
Speaker 7: that's real. Now we've got to have rules and regulation.
Speaker 7: But the tariffs have been brought down?
Speaker 1: Right? Hey what a winter? Did it again? Folks?
Speaker 3: Score?
Speaker 1: What it exactly? Did he accomplished the art of the deal, Danny.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you read the book, but you
Speaker 1: might want to check. He create something and then take
Speaker 1: credit for solving the album bringing its one. Yeah, create
Speaker 1: a problem that doesn't exist, yes, and then you bring
Speaker 1: it back and say, look at what I.
Speaker 7: Did, pat on the back, salesman of the year. Okay,
Speaker 7: it's genius, that is of sales.
Speaker 2: Want I want to actually made up problem?
Speaker 1: May overcome it? Wow? It's oh, thank God, Jay, I
Speaker 1: can't believe that God is done. You're the best. But
Speaker 1: I feel bad sometimes I figure this stuff out. You know,
Speaker 1: I'd rather just be like don't even give it much thought. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that is always I have to give it thought because
Speaker 1: I go there's always an ulterior motive here, and that's wow.
Speaker 7: With the current subject of hand. Yes, that's been a
Speaker 7: blatantly obvious for the last forty years. No, I'm just
Speaker 7: talking about the tariffs. Oh, like, let's create something. Now
Speaker 7: I'm going to take credit for fixing something that he created.
Speaker 2: Yeah, now, team, who's going to start building their fake
Speaker 2: toys in Washington, d C.
Speaker 1: Probably.
Speaker 7: I think if we want to talk about like export
Speaker 7: import controls, I think that's the conversation. We could have
Speaker 7: blanket tariffs of whatever percentage. I think are dumb obviously,
Speaker 7: But to be fair, this was a leftist position twenty
Speaker 7: years ago. We're trying to save union jobs in the
Speaker 7: Midwest and throughout the Southeast America. Instead, we sold our
Speaker 7: entire workforce out to globalists so they could print money
Speaker 7: in China, bring it back and invest it in the
Speaker 7: fucking bonds and stocks, while Middle America got gutted like
Speaker 7: a fish. Why do we let anything out of the
Speaker 7: United States? Anything is that's preposterous dating. I'm not saying
Speaker 7: let's be isolationists and close the border.
Speaker 1: No, no, But why why are we letting them make
Speaker 1: all of these products?
Speaker 7: What do you mean letting them? What do you mean
Speaker 7: who's them China? Well, letting that. We invested bigley in China.
Speaker 7: So because the neoliberals thought we could bring them closer
Speaker 7: to democracy if we just start doing free trade and
Speaker 7: give them money and give our capitalists buddy, and then
Speaker 7: all of a sudden they're going to have elections and
Speaker 7: they were fucking wrong.
Speaker 1: That's e me. I never should have run it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's true?
Speaker 1: That shit Google that. But once again, you know, he
Speaker 1: told me that Taylor Swift is not hot anymore, and
Speaker 1: I appreciate that. Well, Bruce Springsteen has a what raisin
Speaker 1: face or something? He said that he's talking about somebody's face.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, the boss's face.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. He I think called Springsteen a
Speaker 1: raising face. I saw him on the River tour Milwaukee
Speaker 1: and he looked great. Yeah, he still looks great.
Speaker 2: He's still doing like seven hour concerts, isn't he.
Speaker 1: If if Taylor Swift voted for Donald Trump, she'd be
Speaker 1: the hottest woman in the world.
Speaker 7: She'd probably be back to being a country singer too, right.
Speaker 1: She'd have to go back to my roots.
Speaker 6: Yes, yes, right, it's not raising face. It's even better
Speaker 6: dried out prune.
Speaker 1: Okay, I mean the funniest president.
Speaker 2: The guy is hilarious.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's got a pretty good stand up and the
Speaker 1: fact that, but he's like Fritzy, he's not funny. When
Speaker 1: he's trying to be funny.
Speaker 2: He thrives well in the echo chamber kind.
Speaker 1: Of like, yeah, he's not trying to be funny.
Speaker 2: I think sometimes he is.
Speaker 1: No, I don't know. No, he's not a lot of the.
Speaker 2: Most of the time he's not. But there is definitely
Speaker 2: times where he tweet stuff out and he's like this
Speaker 2: is gonna kill Yes.
Speaker 1: No, like when he dressed up as the Pope and
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden he dressed up as the Pope. No,
Speaker 1: they showed him outfit on and he approved it and
Speaker 1: then he said just joking that. So it's he didn't
Speaker 1: try to be funny.
Speaker 2: No, I think they still cover he pushed through the
Speaker 2: AI video of him like dancing in the Taco about
Speaker 2: Contina and like the Gaza strip he goes to us.
Speaker 1: An hell, yeah, it was a long long time ago.
Speaker 1: Pretty funny was a hot phone was it, okay.
Speaker 2: Uh, hotline blank.
Speaker 1: So for bad Larry, for Marvin, who has to listen
Speaker 1: to all this Dylan picture Dave Ray, Shane Irving the
Speaker 1: Shane Irving Podcast.
Speaker 7: Supposedly this week producer John has been missing for the
Speaker 7: last seven days. So I'm not sure.
Speaker 1: That's not good.
Speaker 2: No, yeah, somewhere in the Ozarks.
Speaker 1: Okay, I've met him. Yeah, he's a good dude. Yeah
Speaker 1: he was. He might not be anymore.
Speaker 2: Still be a Greek.
Speaker 1: We have no idea, We have no idea. Okay, that's
Speaker 1: it's our pleasure to serve you, Bad Larry. We'll talk
Speaker 1: to you next week. You got to dance and bread
Speaker 1: and then let me know what let me know when
Speaker 1: you're coming up this way, I will do.
Speaker 3: I don't have even plan coming out more this weekend.
Speaker 4: More that everyone's coming here.
Speaker 1: Okay, so a couple of weeks away. You're not driving
Speaker 1: up to meine.
Speaker 3: No, no, there, they're somewhere else. I'm Bridge and Peter
Speaker 3: are coming down here though, actually tomorrow night.
Speaker 1: Of course everybody knows Bridge and Peter of course. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: thanks for joining us. Our pleasure to serve you next week.
Speaker 1: Dan Patrick takes again