1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,600 Speaker 1: Friends stole our work on a group project, so I 2 00:00:02,680 --> 00:00:04,640 Speaker 1: made her work with someone she hates. 3 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:05,800 Speaker 2: Am I the ahole? 4 00:00:05,960 --> 00:00:09,800 Speaker 3: Okop, this is Okayop. I'm Samuel Lotner and I'm John Fry, 5 00:00:09,880 --> 00:00:11,799 Speaker 3: and we tell the funniest stories on the Internet. 6 00:00:11,840 --> 00:00:15,200 Speaker 1: Oh yes we do. And Sam, have you ever been 7 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:16,840 Speaker 1: in a group project before. 8 00:00:16,640 --> 00:00:17,480 Speaker 2: That went awry? 9 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:21,360 Speaker 3: I have been in many. I mean usually it's like 10 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:23,279 Speaker 3: in high school, I was kind of the one doing 11 00:00:23,280 --> 00:00:26,080 Speaker 3: all the work. In college when I was an engineering 12 00:00:26,239 --> 00:00:28,200 Speaker 3: I did not do as much. 13 00:00:28,040 --> 00:00:31,280 Speaker 2: Of switching over to the dark side the dark. 14 00:00:31,080 --> 00:00:32,960 Speaker 3: Side, although in one of the so there was this 15 00:00:33,040 --> 00:00:34,839 Speaker 3: group project I did for a graphics class. So I 16 00:00:34,880 --> 00:00:37,360 Speaker 3: studied engineering, and there was a class that we did 17 00:00:37,560 --> 00:00:42,240 Speaker 3: for like computer graphics, okay, and we made the crappiest 18 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:44,800 Speaker 3: game of all time. It was like it was like 19 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:47,720 Speaker 3: a super like mem game where it was basically like 20 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:51,120 Speaker 3: a you know, like game asteroids, right right, Yeah, it 21 00:00:51,159 --> 00:00:54,440 Speaker 3: was asteroids, but I think instead of asteroids, we put 22 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:57,800 Speaker 3: like Putin's head and Trump's head, and then like I 23 00:00:57,840 --> 00:01:00,480 Speaker 3: think we put like some like douge coin thing and 24 00:01:00,520 --> 00:01:02,240 Speaker 3: it's like Elon Musk like it just like all the 25 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:05,440 Speaker 3: memes all in one at like at that time maybe 26 00:01:05,480 --> 00:01:08,640 Speaker 3: like what twenty seventeen or something, and it was garbage. 27 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:10,800 Speaker 3: It was so garbage, especially since like some of the 28 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:13,120 Speaker 3: people like were grad students and actually knew it a 29 00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:16,360 Speaker 3: program and this one team made like literally Call of 30 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:19,520 Speaker 3: Duty from scratch. You're joking, Yeah, it was. It was insane, 31 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:22,000 Speaker 3: like with like scopes and people running. It was. It 32 00:01:22,080 --> 00:01:25,720 Speaker 3: was absolutely nuts nuts, And we did the we did 33 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:28,360 Speaker 3: the group project, and we were all kind of like 34 00:01:28,680 --> 00:01:32,000 Speaker 3: not up to par on it. Yeah, but it turned 35 00:01:32,040 --> 00:01:33,720 Speaker 3: out fine. We got like a B or something. Oh 36 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:38,039 Speaker 3: that that works, So it wasn't necessarily terrible. In that group. 37 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:39,760 Speaker 3: We were all kind of the person that that was 38 00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:42,120 Speaker 3: the lazy, lazy person. 39 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:44,399 Speaker 1: At least your laziness, you know. 40 00:01:44,240 --> 00:01:46,240 Speaker 3: I turned it out a product though, and it was fine. 41 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:48,760 Speaker 1: And also you could easily make the argument like look 42 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:51,600 Speaker 1: at Flappy bird, it's a stupid bird with some pipe exactly. 43 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:55,280 Speaker 1: Could shooting Putins and Trump's face like with a little 44 00:01:55,440 --> 00:01:57,120 Speaker 1: doge coin, like could that not. 45 00:01:57,200 --> 00:02:00,440 Speaker 3: Be, you know, access the next big thing? You know, 46 00:02:00,840 --> 00:02:02,400 Speaker 3: you know it didn't turn out to be the next 47 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:02,800 Speaker 3: big thing. 48 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:06,800 Speaker 1: Well that's honestly, I think that group project ended up 49 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:09,200 Speaker 1: pretty well I have a story of one that didn't 50 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:12,520 Speaker 1: quite end up. Okay, good friends stole our work on 51 00:02:12,560 --> 00:02:15,040 Speaker 1: a group project, so I made her work with someone 52 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:18,959 Speaker 1: she hates. Am I the ahole. So a few weeks ago, 53 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:21,760 Speaker 1: we had an English class test. Because English was not 54 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:24,120 Speaker 1: our first language, we have class tests in which we 55 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:26,840 Speaker 1: pair up and talk about a certain topic, like the 56 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:28,800 Speaker 1: environments or something like that. 57 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:31,920 Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember doing like those Spanish class tests where 58 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:37,280 Speaker 3: I talk about like yo, don data and we would 59 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:39,880 Speaker 3: chat with each other. I haven't taken Spanish in the years, 60 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:44,840 Speaker 3: but it was a real conversation. Great on that conversation anything, was. 61 00:02:44,840 --> 00:02:46,560 Speaker 2: It the live conversation in front of the class? 62 00:02:46,639 --> 00:02:47,040 Speaker 3: Yeah? 63 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,480 Speaker 2: I think, okay, got you, got you? Got you? 64 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:51,959 Speaker 3: Yeah. I switched to Latin after after middle school. 65 00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:52,520 Speaker 2: Interesting. 66 00:02:52,639 --> 00:02:55,200 Speaker 3: Yeah, Now all I remember is like the songs that 67 00:02:55,240 --> 00:03:05,400 Speaker 3: we did in Latin, like sowre rojina. Mate said, Recordie, that's. 68 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:10,160 Speaker 2: Kind of amazing. Actually, I'll take very very short story. 69 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:12,679 Speaker 1: In eighth grade when we took Spanish, we got extra 70 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:15,400 Speaker 1: credit if we sung the Spanish alphabet. 71 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:16,640 Speaker 3: Amazing. Could you wrap it too? 72 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:17,079 Speaker 1: Or is it? 73 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:17,840 Speaker 2: Did you wrap it? 74 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:18,120 Speaker 1: Oh? 75 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:19,560 Speaker 2: Bro, that's such a good idea. 76 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:23,120 Speaker 1: No, no, one tried that, but I I would sometimes 77 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:25,840 Speaker 1: just get randomly really nervous as a child. So I 78 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:27,919 Speaker 1: got up there and I didn't know it all the way. 79 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:31,000 Speaker 1: So I started singing it and I just started crying. 80 00:03:31,639 --> 00:03:35,280 Speaker 1: Oh luckily, Luckily, it was like everyone was like doing 81 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:37,280 Speaker 1: a tester heads down, and then you just did it 82 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:38,640 Speaker 1: in front of the teacher, so it was like that 83 00:03:38,840 --> 00:03:41,680 Speaker 1: wasn't in front of the whole class. I remember thinking, like, 84 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:43,400 Speaker 1: what is going on right now? Like why am I 85 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:45,360 Speaker 1: crying right now? Because like I know, I didn't know it. 86 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:48,520 Speaker 1: So actually on it just didn't It just didn't go 87 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:51,880 Speaker 1: so well. But anyways, says everyone had to choose their partner, 88 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:53,600 Speaker 1: and I chose my boyfriend. 89 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:55,640 Speaker 2: Okay, what's okay? 90 00:03:55,880 --> 00:03:59,040 Speaker 3: I guess that's the dream team ideally ideally, yeah, I 91 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:01,960 Speaker 3: do the group proud can make or break your relationships. 92 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:05,440 Speaker 1: True, I never even considered that that's a big factor. 93 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:08,000 Speaker 1: And my friend f ended up without a partner, so 94 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:10,680 Speaker 1: she asked if she could join our group. We accepted 95 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:13,320 Speaker 1: and started to prepare ourselves well before our class test. 96 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:15,960 Speaker 1: We were signed the pros and cons of our topic, 97 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:18,360 Speaker 1: so everybody would have the same chances and the same 98 00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:21,320 Speaker 1: amount of arguments. So essentially it's like, not just the conversation, 99 00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:23,640 Speaker 1: they have to like do a debate in English as 100 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:24,200 Speaker 1: their test. 101 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:26,960 Speaker 3: Okay, it makes sense, Yeah, dude, doing a debate just 102 00:04:27,080 --> 00:04:28,320 Speaker 3: in general as hard I know. 103 00:04:28,520 --> 00:04:31,320 Speaker 2: I was like, dang, that's a pretty advanced like language. 104 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:34,719 Speaker 1: Test time was limited in this exam, meaning we only 105 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:37,720 Speaker 1: had fifteen minutes and everyone needs to speak the same 106 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:40,040 Speaker 1: amount of time as the other, so five minutes each. 107 00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:40,480 Speaker 3: Okay. 108 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:42,520 Speaker 2: The test starts and we start talking. 109 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:47,120 Speaker 1: And somehow F decides this is her time to shine, 110 00:04:47,560 --> 00:04:50,400 Speaker 1: time to shine, to do what I tell my two arguments. 111 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:53,279 Speaker 1: Next up is F. Out of the blue, she starts 112 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:56,600 Speaker 1: talking and talk and talking and talking. Ca and Me 113 00:04:56,680 --> 00:04:59,440 Speaker 1: look at each other in complete confusion as this is 114 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:02,560 Speaker 1: not be agreed to. Wait, so she's going off script 115 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:04,680 Speaker 1: and taking up the rest of the time. She's literally 116 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:06,440 Speaker 1: just like, you know what, let me take up the 117 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:09,120 Speaker 1: whole time so these other guys fail. Oh no, as 118 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:11,480 Speaker 1: if for talking all the time for herself wasn't enough. 119 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:14,760 Speaker 1: She also took the two talking points from my boyfriend. Wait, 120 00:05:14,839 --> 00:05:17,320 Speaker 1: so she's just trying to sabotage the whole group. She's 121 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:20,080 Speaker 1: literally sabotaging everything they were nice enough to let her 122 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:22,920 Speaker 1: into the group in the first truly, truly, my goodness, 123 00:05:22,920 --> 00:05:25,400 Speaker 1: I'll let you third wheel, and you just freaking yeah, 124 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:28,400 Speaker 1: the freaking uh crashed the whole tricycle. 125 00:05:28,520 --> 00:05:32,440 Speaker 2: Come on. When I cut her off by saying, oh, 126 00:05:32,839 --> 00:05:35,440 Speaker 2: I think Kay wanted to say something, she gave me 127 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:36,599 Speaker 2: a dirty look. 128 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:38,920 Speaker 3: Why why? 129 00:05:39,279 --> 00:05:39,839 Speaker 2: And Kay just. 130 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:42,680 Speaker 1: Started stuttering and said, yeah, well, I agree with f 131 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:45,120 Speaker 1: She's right on this topic. He, of course, had learned 132 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:48,560 Speaker 1: his arguments and had no other talking points for the 133 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:50,279 Speaker 1: entire discussion we were assigned. 134 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:53,920 Speaker 3: Well, dude, the freaking third part of the tricycle stole 135 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:54,880 Speaker 3: everything from him. 136 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:57,720 Speaker 2: So she went She went from a tricycle to a 137 00:05:57,839 --> 00:05:58,800 Speaker 2: unicycle match. 138 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:01,120 Speaker 3: She did carry on the whole group, but in the 139 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:02,080 Speaker 3: worst possible way. 140 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:05,000 Speaker 1: Yes, the class test ends, We go out of the 141 00:06:05,080 --> 00:06:07,800 Speaker 1: room and I get really really angry. She's just trying 142 00:06:07,839 --> 00:06:10,400 Speaker 1: to laugh it off, And then I asked her really angrily, 143 00:06:10,760 --> 00:06:13,200 Speaker 1: why did she do that? She then tried to explain herself. 144 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:15,320 Speaker 1: Ky and Me went off alone, still. 145 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:17,960 Speaker 2: Mad at her. So, Yuess, the explanation wasn't good enough. 146 00:06:18,080 --> 00:06:21,320 Speaker 3: What was the explanation? I can't imagine any explanation being 147 00:06:21,360 --> 00:06:22,839 Speaker 3: good enough for sabotaging the group. 148 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:23,400 Speaker 2: Seriously. 149 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:26,960 Speaker 1: Now, a few weeks later, we had the same class tests, 150 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:28,440 Speaker 1: but this time in French. 151 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:30,200 Speaker 2: They are multi lingual out here. 152 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:34,359 Speaker 3: This is definitely not America. This is Germany or something. 153 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:37,400 Speaker 3: They actually speak a bunch of languages. 154 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:41,200 Speaker 1: Even in like French eleven. You would not be debating 155 00:06:41,680 --> 00:06:44,920 Speaker 1: in an American school. So we got into pairs, my 156 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:47,880 Speaker 1: Boo K and me together as we usually did. We 157 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,400 Speaker 1: usually do those kind of tests together as we harmonize. 158 00:06:50,440 --> 00:06:52,800 Speaker 3: So well, wow, we're the great relationship over here. 159 00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:54,960 Speaker 2: What a great what a great high school relationship with that? 160 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:58,960 Speaker 1: And oh, wouldn't you know, our friend F comes back around, 161 00:06:59,279 --> 00:07:04,400 Speaker 1: oh for scraps, and guess what, there's nobody left for her. 162 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:05,360 Speaker 2: I wonder why? 163 00:07:05,480 --> 00:07:08,320 Speaker 3: I wonder why? Hmmm, may it's because you're a big 164 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:13,520 Speaker 3: a hole, She ponders, her gaze over to us, squanders 165 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:16,520 Speaker 3: over and asks if she can join our group. I 166 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:22,440 Speaker 3: directly told her, no, you can't, Yeah, can't join you 167 00:07:22,960 --> 00:07:25,640 Speaker 3: sabotage does you? What a guts does? 168 00:07:27,520 --> 00:07:30,800 Speaker 1: She seemed baffled and then sulky and said that there 169 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:32,680 Speaker 1: was no one left for her to pair up with. 170 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:38,800 Speaker 1: I told her that em was sick and she could pair. 171 00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:39,120 Speaker 2: Up with her. 172 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:41,840 Speaker 3: I love that pair up with the cigare. 173 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:46,400 Speaker 1: She freaked out and called me an a hole as 174 00:07:46,440 --> 00:07:50,320 Speaker 1: I made her pair up with someone else she hates. 175 00:07:51,560 --> 00:07:55,240 Speaker 3: Big whoop. Maybe think twice about trying to sabotage your group. 176 00:07:55,480 --> 00:07:55,640 Speaker 1: Huh. 177 00:07:56,120 --> 00:07:59,960 Speaker 2: So the question is am I the a hole? 178 00:08:00,320 --> 00:08:00,360 Speaker 1: No? 179 00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:03,679 Speaker 3: You're not the a hole. I mean k is liable 180 00:08:03,880 --> 00:08:06,480 Speaker 3: to just go and sabotage the project again, So why 181 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:09,280 Speaker 3: would you add her into the group? Like, you're just 182 00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:12,760 Speaker 3: protecting yourself at this point, And Opie was even nice 183 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:15,080 Speaker 3: enough to suggest like a solution to the problem, like, oh, 184 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:17,920 Speaker 3: you could join this other person's group. So definitely not 185 00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:20,480 Speaker 3: the a hole. OPI's even being like a really nice 186 00:08:20,520 --> 00:08:22,960 Speaker 3: person by one rejecting them from the group but then 187 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:24,200 Speaker 3: suggesting something else. 188 00:08:24,560 --> 00:08:26,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, at least like, hey, here's here's an option 189 00:08:27,080 --> 00:08:28,200 Speaker 2: for you, you know what I mean? 190 00:08:28,680 --> 00:08:31,560 Speaker 3: But you know what else is always an option? 191 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:35,360 Speaker 2: Ooh? Subscribing to okay op baby. 192 00:08:35,160 --> 00:08:38,560 Speaker 3: Yeah, subscribe on YouTube, follow us on Spotify or tik tok, 193 00:08:38,679 --> 00:08:40,160 Speaker 3: and if you want to be a real one, support 194 00:08:40,160 --> 00:08:40,880 Speaker 3: as on Patreon. 195 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:41,400 Speaker 2: Oh yeah,