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Speaker 1: So guess what you could win a Nobel Prize, So

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Speaker 1: jew will show and I know that sounds crazy. The

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Speaker 1: Nobel Prize is considered one of the most prestigious awards

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Speaker 1: It happens every year and it's given to people who

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Speaker 1: they say have had breakthroughs that are the greatest benefits

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Speaker 1: to humankind. Wow, okay, this year's Nobel Prize. Nobel Prizes

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Speaker 1: have been announced and the whole internet is making fun

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Speaker 1: of it because it reads more like the weirdest and

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Speaker 1: dumbest Insights in Science list than huge breakthroughs. How many

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Speaker 1: are they give out multiple a bunch? Yeah, So what

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Speaker 1: breakthroughs over this past year are the most important things

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Speaker 1: to happen to the human race? We'll go over it

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Speaker 1: so you can see just how far we haven't gone.

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Speaker 2: Or be inspired or be inspired.

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Speaker 1: It's true because almost anybody can win one. I guess.

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Speaker 1: This year's Nobel Prize in Literature was awarded for a

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Speaker 1: man for persistently recording and analyzing the rate of growth

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Speaker 1: of one fingernail over a period of thirty five years.

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Speaker 2: Why yeah, that's literature.

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Speaker 1: And he wrote about it I guess.

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Speaker 2: And he won a Nobel Prize for that. Yeah, why

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Speaker 2: doesn't even feel like literature?

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Speaker 1: Though? Where is the lick part?

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Speaker 3: Like I could see consistently texting somebody over and over

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Speaker 3: again until they respond.

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Speaker 2: Like, at least that way you're using words, and then

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Speaker 2: put it into a book and you can also war prize.

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Speaker 4: Hi?

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Speaker 1: Hi? How boring of a read? Must that be? Too?

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Speaker 1: Just like it grew a little bit more today. For

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Speaker 1: thirty five years, I had to cut the hangnail. The

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Speaker 1: list of the twenty twenty five Nobel Prizes one of

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Speaker 1: the most prestigious awards that you can get, and this

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Speaker 1: year's list is going viral because of the weird things

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Speaker 1: that are on it. The Nutrition Prize was awarded to

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Speaker 1: researchers who determined that rainbow lizards prefer for cheese to

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Speaker 1: other varieties of pizza a lot. That was actually a

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Speaker 1: study that they did. Wait, there's little lizards don't even

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Speaker 1: eat pizza. Why were they eating pizza?

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Speaker 3: Exactly animal cruelty, they're lactose and tolerance.

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Speaker 1: I don't think lizards are supposed to eat pizza. I

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Speaker 1: thought they eat crickets and stuff. But if you're going

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Speaker 1: I guess, you know, to give them a for cheese pizza,

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Speaker 1: it doesn't feel okay, Yeah, they prefer that over other varieties.

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Speaker 1: Even pineapple pizza has got to be there. The actual

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Speaker 1: Nobel prizes that were how does that help you? Man?

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Speaker 4: You know that that dude, that lizard what I'm so

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Speaker 4: probably the bloated rainbow lizard now's yeah, oh no.

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Speaker 1: They have to go get funding for all these studies too.

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Speaker 1: If if I was a billionaire and people asking for

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Speaker 1: really want you to give like two million dollars to us.

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Speaker 1: What are you trying to figure out? Well, we're trying

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Speaker 1: to figure out what kind of pizza lizards like probly

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Speaker 1: probably be like yeah, let's see, I don't know sure,

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Speaker 1: So here's the money man. Yeah, here's the guy that

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Speaker 4: Though.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just a bunch of stoner scientists are like,

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Speaker 1: I should toetally see what kind of pizza is. It's like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god. The Nobel Prize for Pediatrics when to

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Speaker 1: a team that looked into what a nursing infant experience

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Speaker 1: is when their mother eats garlic.

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Speaker 4: What how does that help as a society.

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Speaker 2: It might see what the findings are.

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Speaker 1: That one maybe maybe I could see. Maybe also just

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Speaker 2: Where's the Maybe it does seem weird?

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Speaker 3: But if you're looking at garlic, which actually does help

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Speaker 3: wonder if it's like, you know how sometimes I mean,

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Speaker 3: so maybe he just wants to know how it's distributed

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Speaker 2: I just don't want to know the findings that would

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Speaker 1: Going over the twenty twenty five Nobel Prizes that they've

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Speaker 1: ridiculous things that are on it. The prize in Biology.

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Speaker 1: The Nobel Prize for Biology went to a study that

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Speaker 1: pictures of these scientists out there painting cows like zebras

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Speaker 4: The only thing this list tells me is that I

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Speaker 4: have potential to win a Nobel Prize.

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Speaker 2: Honestly, yeah, and I know pretty great about it.

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Speaker 1: Now it's curious, like I gotta s why I feel

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Speaker 1: like we could all be Nobel Prize winning scientists. The

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Speaker 1: Nobel Prize or Chemistry went to an experiment analyzing whether

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Speaker 1: eating teflon, you know the stuff that you put like

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Speaker 3: Oh wait, I thought, was like, didn't we find that

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Speaker 3: that was that that was not good for you?

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Speaker 1: I think they say that it's bad for you no

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Speaker 3: Thought they stopped making certain pants with tough one for

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Speaker 3: a reason. It can't sound like the cheaper way to like,

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Speaker 3: if you want to lose a few, like you don't

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Speaker 3: have devote new Moore?

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Speaker 2: Does eat deathline right make me sick?

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Speaker 1: I won't eat. Perhaps one of the biggest Nobel Prizes

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Speaker 1: that everybody talks about is a Nobel Peace Prize. The

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Speaker 1: study that found that drinking alcohol sometimes improves a person

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Speaker 1: ability to speak in a foreign language. I guess the

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Speaker 1: world peace through alcohol. I don't know. Or does it

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Speaker 1: just like make you think that everything makes sense? I've

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Speaker 1: you know, because we're both speaking our language, we're both drunk,

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Speaker 1: and we're just kind of vibing on the same you know,

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Speaker 1: the same level totally.

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Speaker 3: You know, like all of a sudden, like you become

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Speaker 1: Hey mate. The Nobel Prize for Engineering went to a

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Speaker 1: team research how foul smelling shoes affect a good experience

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Speaker 1: with a shoe rack?

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Speaker 2: What engineering?

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Speaker 4: There's so many things going on in this world, then

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Speaker 4: Natalie give it to you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Engineering. Yeah, so if you have stinky shoes on a

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Speaker 1: point do you figure that out?

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Speaker 3: You're the engineer, Like, when do you decide to put

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Speaker 3: a stinky shoe up and make that a thing.

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Speaker 1: Anything else to do?

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Speaker 2: No other ideas coming through your head.

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Speaker 1: That's so crazy.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 1: The Nobel Prize for Physics was given to scientists who

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Speaker 1: looked into the properties of pasta sauce. Okay, this is

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Speaker 1: a Nobel Prize for physics, especially the phase transition that

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Speaker 1: leads to clumping, which can cause unpleasantness.

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Speaker 2: Clumping, what is it? Cat litter?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so you don't want clumpy pasta sauce. Well, isn't

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Speaker 1: that that just the tomato? I have no idea, But

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Speaker 1: have you never made pasta sauce? Physics?

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Speaker 3: So if you've made pasta sauce before, does that make

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Well, if it's clumped, I guess not. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: But anyway, they say clumping can lead to unpleasantness, and

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Speaker 1: that's the Nobel Prize for physics. So we're being trolled.

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Speaker 1: Guys are being trolled, So tell me why AI is

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Speaker 1: bad again