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Speaker 1: Thank you for calling girls cabaret our business hours or

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Speaker 1: two pm. This is a manager, y'all. Broke my lap.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, y'o. My lap is broken and your lap.

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Speaker 1: I was in there the other night and one of

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Speaker 1: your big ass girls came and sat on my lap

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Speaker 1: and broke my lap. When did this happen? Three nights ago?

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Speaker 1: I don't know what her name was, like Big Brenda, Shelby, Chelsea,

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Speaker 1: whatever her name was. She just came up from behind me, bam,

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Speaker 1: sat right on my lap. Was like, oh, hey, you

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Speaker 1: want to drink or whatever? You know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: She broke my lap. Though, What are you hoping to accomplish? Sir?

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Speaker 1: I think y'all owe me something. Well, listen, you're in

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Speaker 1: control of your own body. If you don't want someone

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Speaker 1: on your lap, don't let him sit on your lap.

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Speaker 1: I ain't never been to a strip club with some

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Speaker 1: huge ass women like that before there is gonna be

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Speaker 1: breaking people's laps left and right. Well, there's not not

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Speaker 1: that many big girls here, y'all gonna tell me you

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Speaker 1: ain't got some sasquashed women up in there. That's your opinion, sir.

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Speaker 1: Because I thought I was going to a strip club.

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Speaker 1: But I wound up at the zoo or something, all

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Speaker 1: these big elephants and g strings walking around just waiting

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Speaker 1: to break people's laps, And hey, hey, hey, my girls

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Speaker 1: are not elephants at a zoo. I want to lap

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Speaker 1: down from a girl named like Lexus or something like that.

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Speaker 1: Not but bar you know what I mean? Like, well,

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Speaker 1: that's why, daddy. Then you just need to take your

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Speaker 1: little action somewhere else. The other strip clubs you can

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Speaker 1: go to, and nobody's gonna break your sorry, little spineless lap.

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Speaker 1: Y'all owe me money, I don't owe you should y'all

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Speaker 1: own me. I'm never gonna give you. You can't even

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Speaker 1: prove you were here. Who said on your lap? You

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Speaker 1: don't even know who the hell they are. You're probably

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Speaker 1: so wasted you couldn't see your head from your hole

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Speaker 1: in your at. I don't know why you gotta give

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Speaker 1: me attitude? Is y'all the one that has the stripers

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Speaker 1: that broke my lap? None of them are even big

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Speaker 1: enough to break a grown man, So let you know

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Speaker 1: what kind of force it takes to break the thigh bone.

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Speaker 1: I think y'all owe me some money. Nobody owes you

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Speaker 1: a dime. Listen, listen, those big ass animals should be

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Speaker 1: in a can talk about my girls like that. You

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Speaker 1: shouldn't even at this club. I don't even think this

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Speaker 1: is where you came. You shouldn't allowed in big will

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Speaker 1: the beasts to be able to roam free up in there.

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Like, you shouldn't allow you

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Speaker 1: to come to my club. That's that's the truth. If

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Speaker 1: you in fact we're even in the door, yo, I

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Speaker 1: want five grands. Why don't you go get yourself a

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Speaker 1: lawyer and see how much success you have with that,

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Speaker 1: because you ain't gonna have any success with me, right y'all,

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Speaker 1: y'all owe me five grand okay for breaking my lap.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I'm gonna owe you. You such

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Speaker 1: a punk, I probably owe you a smack across the john.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna have a broken john about four minutes. Y'all

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Speaker 1: owe me five grand cash. I don't know who the

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Speaker 1: fuck you think you're trying to extort money from. You

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Speaker 1: better think long and hard again. You better watch your back, punk,

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Speaker 1: This is a manager, yo. Look all right? If I

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Speaker 1: can't get cash, then I want an apology from big

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Speaker 1: ass Brenda and Unlimited lap dances for life. You don't

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Speaker 1: know who's behind the strip club. You better watch your

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Speaker 1: mother lockin' back. I don't think you're gonna know what

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Speaker 1: what hits you. Next time you stop moving around talking

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Speaker 1: about trying to extort money, don't call him and again.

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Speaker 1: Got it, bitch,