1 00:00:01,240 --> 00:00:04,000 Speaker 1: It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter, and if 2 00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:07,880 Speaker 1: you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting, and more, 3 00:00:08,160 --> 00:00:12,799 Speaker 1: please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey FM dot 4 00:00:12,840 --> 00:00:14,920 Speaker 1: com and click submit Strawberry Letter. 5 00:00:14,960 --> 00:00:18,759 Speaker 2: We could be reading your letter live on the air, 6 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:20,480 Speaker 2: just like we're going to read this one right here, 7 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:21,120 Speaker 2: right now. 8 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:23,880 Speaker 3: Buck up and hold on tight. We got it for 9 00:00:24,040 --> 00:00:26,920 Speaker 3: you here. It is the Strawberry. 10 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:29,360 Speaker 1: Let it thank you, not for your subject. She's getting 11 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:32,640 Speaker 1: more than money from him. Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm a 12 00:00:32,760 --> 00:00:35,199 Speaker 1: fifty one year old man and I have a wife, 13 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:38,479 Speaker 1: but I haven't lived with her in four years. It's 14 00:00:38,479 --> 00:00:40,480 Speaker 1: a long story, but I'll try to make a brief. 15 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:43,640 Speaker 1: Four years ago, my cousin had a bad divorce and 16 00:00:43,680 --> 00:00:46,120 Speaker 1: he needed somewhere to stay, so my wife and I 17 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:49,680 Speaker 1: let him rent one of our side of a duplex 18 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:52,839 Speaker 1: we own. I made him promise to be respectful to 19 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:55,720 Speaker 1: my older tenant that shared the duplex with him, because 20 00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:59,360 Speaker 1: she's a Christian woman that loves peace and quiet. He 21 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:02,279 Speaker 1: moved in, and in less than two weeks the old 22 00:01:02,360 --> 00:01:05,400 Speaker 1: lady called me to complain about sex noises coming from 23 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:06,759 Speaker 1: his side of the duplex. 24 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:09,640 Speaker 2: I talked to my cousin and asked him to knock 25 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:10,080 Speaker 2: it off. 26 00:01:10,520 --> 00:01:13,200 Speaker 1: I work full time, so my wife manages our three 27 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:15,080 Speaker 1: properties and collects the rent. 28 00:01:15,440 --> 00:01:17,880 Speaker 2: But I'm the only one the old lady will talk to. 29 00:01:18,319 --> 00:01:21,760 Speaker 1: She's never liked my wife, and one evening, i'd stopped 30 00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:24,840 Speaker 1: by the duplex to put some reflective numbers on the 31 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:27,440 Speaker 1: old lady's side of the duplex because she said her 32 00:01:27,440 --> 00:01:32,200 Speaker 1: girlfriends couldn't find her house at night. I pulled up 33 00:01:32,520 --> 00:01:35,600 Speaker 1: and my wife's car was parked in the sideyard, out 34 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:38,800 Speaker 1: of plain view. I knocked on my cousin's door several 35 00:01:38,880 --> 00:01:41,320 Speaker 1: times and there was no answer. The old lady came 36 00:01:41,319 --> 00:01:43,000 Speaker 1: out of her door and she told me that they 37 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:47,040 Speaker 1: can't hear me knocking because they're in there having sex 38 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:51,000 Speaker 1: and making a bunch of noise. I told her that 39 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:53,200 Speaker 1: I think it's my wife in there, and she reminded 40 00:01:53,240 --> 00:01:55,960 Speaker 1: me that she has never liked my wife, and then 41 00:01:56,120 --> 00:01:59,760 Speaker 1: said this must be why. She told me that the 42 00:01:59,760 --> 00:02:02,240 Speaker 1: car is always over there, so my wife is coming 43 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:05,640 Speaker 1: by for more than the rent money. I broke the 44 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:08,840 Speaker 1: window and I got in there and tried to body 45 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:13,040 Speaker 1: slam my cousin. My wife moved out of our house 46 00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:16,720 Speaker 1: and into the raggedy duplex with my cousin. It's been 47 00:02:16,760 --> 00:02:19,880 Speaker 1: four years and they're still together. I still can't get 48 00:02:19,919 --> 00:02:25,440 Speaker 1: over it. What how could they do this to me? Well, 49 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:29,440 Speaker 1: because some people who are just low down and evil. 50 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:32,720 Speaker 1: You know, you may still be married on paper, but 51 00:02:32,760 --> 00:02:35,320 Speaker 1: you don't have a wife. You may as well let 52 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:37,919 Speaker 1: that go because she let it go a long time ago. 53 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:42,079 Speaker 1: She left you then way back, and we can't pick 54 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:45,320 Speaker 1: our relatives, so he's going to be your trifling cousin forever. 55 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:49,880 Speaker 1: My advice to you is to first get a divorce 56 00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:54,200 Speaker 1: because clearly this marriage is over. It's been four years. 57 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:56,240 Speaker 1: The next thing I would do is put them out 58 00:02:56,280 --> 00:02:59,120 Speaker 1: of the duplex. Put them out. It's been four years. 59 00:02:59,160 --> 00:03:01,280 Speaker 1: Your cousin should be able to get his own place 60 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:04,720 Speaker 1: by now. He shouldn't be living off you anyway. I mean, 61 00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:06,880 Speaker 1: you said you can't get over it, but you're gonna 62 00:03:06,919 --> 00:03:10,200 Speaker 1: have to. You're gonna have to move on with your life. 63 00:03:10,240 --> 00:03:13,160 Speaker 1: I mean, life does go on. Try to get back 64 00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:16,079 Speaker 1: out there. You know, if you have friends, you can 65 00:03:16,120 --> 00:03:18,840 Speaker 1: hang out with them to ease back into the dating scene. 66 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:20,720 Speaker 2: I know you're fifty one, I know that. 67 00:03:22,040 --> 00:03:25,639 Speaker 1: But but that's okay. You can ask a friend out for lunch, 68 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:26,880 Speaker 1: you know, or for drinks. 69 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:28,320 Speaker 2: You gotta start going. 70 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:31,640 Speaker 1: To like get togethers and stuff like that, barbecues, church events, 71 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:32,600 Speaker 1: comedy shows. 72 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:34,679 Speaker 2: Tommy, aren't you touring now? 73 00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:34,920 Speaker 4: Right? 74 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:37,880 Speaker 2: You go see Tommy he's touring again. 75 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:38,240 Speaker 5: Yeah. 76 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:41,320 Speaker 1: You know, you gotta do things to get yourself out there. 77 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:43,480 Speaker 1: And the more you get out there, the easier it's 78 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:47,640 Speaker 1: going to be to get over your faithful, tricky, tricky 79 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:48,720 Speaker 1: tricky wife. 80 00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:59,120 Speaker 4: Steve, Hello, boy, I love you right here is major 81 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:05,240 Speaker 4: le disappointing to me. She's getting more than money from him. 82 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:09,560 Speaker 4: Now here's a fifty year old guy, he says, And 83 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:12,120 Speaker 4: I have a wife, but I ain't live with her 84 00:04:12,160 --> 00:04:13,280 Speaker 4: in four years. 85 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:16,520 Speaker 6: Well you can quit calling her your wife. 86 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:26,000 Speaker 4: Four years pretty pretty we we we passed. 87 00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:31,440 Speaker 6: The point of fixing four years this over dog. 88 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:36,080 Speaker 4: Uh, your cousin had a bad divorce and he needed 89 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:39,080 Speaker 4: somewhere to stay, which means. 90 00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:43,640 Speaker 6: She took him to the cleaners. So he ain't got nothing. 91 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:47,840 Speaker 4: So your wife let him rent a duplex, and then 92 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:50,599 Speaker 4: you promised to be respectful of the older tenant that 93 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:52,240 Speaker 4: you shared a duplex with. 94 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:54,560 Speaker 6: Christian woman. She like peace and quiet. 95 00:04:55,240 --> 00:04:58,040 Speaker 4: After two weeks, the lady called to complain about sex 96 00:04:58,160 --> 00:05:02,039 Speaker 4: noises coming from his oh to the Deep duplex. So you 97 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:03,640 Speaker 4: went in there and you talk to the dude, told 98 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:05,960 Speaker 4: them to cut it out. You work full time, so 99 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:08,880 Speaker 4: your wife manages the three properties and collects the rent. 100 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:12,159 Speaker 4: But I'm the only person that the old lady would 101 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:16,240 Speaker 4: talk to. She's never liked my wife. This is very 102 00:05:16,279 --> 00:05:19,760 Speaker 4: important information as we go forward in this letter. The 103 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:25,840 Speaker 4: old lady knew something soon as she met her. All 104 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:32,520 Speaker 4: women can pick up on triflingness in a young woman. 105 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:36,200 Speaker 4: See one thing about women, y'all. Women know each other. 106 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:43,880 Speaker 4: Women can fool us men, but they can't fool each other. Girl, girl, girl, 107 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:46,719 Speaker 4: I know that I've seen this movie before. I know 108 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:48,400 Speaker 4: this whole scene what you're doing. 109 00:05:48,760 --> 00:05:49,240 Speaker 3: Women know. 110 00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:52,920 Speaker 4: Margie will spot some stuff that I would never even 111 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:53,560 Speaker 4: dream of. 112 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:55,240 Speaker 6: Looking at it. She tripping. 113 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:59,360 Speaker 4: So the old lady knew something. One evening, stopped by 114 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:01,880 Speaker 4: the Deep pleg put some reflective numbers on the old 115 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:05,240 Speaker 4: lady's house counsel. They can't find her house at night 116 00:06:05,279 --> 00:06:08,640 Speaker 4: because they hold you pull up in the wife's car 117 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:11,520 Speaker 4: parked on the other side of out of plane view 118 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:14,200 Speaker 4: so you knocked on your cousin doing and what no answer? 119 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:16,839 Speaker 4: The old lady came out her doing, told me they 120 00:06:16,839 --> 00:06:19,440 Speaker 4: can't hear you knocking cause they d up having sex 121 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:22,480 Speaker 4: and making a bunch of noise. Well, I told her, 122 00:06:22,640 --> 00:06:27,560 Speaker 4: I think that's my wife in there. She reminded me. 123 00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:33,039 Speaker 4: I have never liked her. Now she and not bringing 124 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:37,200 Speaker 4: your cousin. You need to get the bus and windows 125 00:06:37,279 --> 00:06:37,680 Speaker 4: or something. 126 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:43,080 Speaker 1: All right, Steve, hold on hold that thought. Okay, we'll 127 00:06:43,080 --> 00:06:46,320 Speaker 1: have part two of your response at twenty three minutes 128 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:49,400 Speaker 1: after the our Strawberry letter for today, she's getting more 129 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:50,320 Speaker 1: than money from him. 130 00:06:50,360 --> 00:06:53,359 Speaker 2: We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening 131 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,200 Speaker 2: Steve Hardy Morning Show. 132 00:06:56,360 --> 00:06:59,280 Speaker 1: All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter. 133 00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:03,000 Speaker 1: The subject she's getting more than money from him. 134 00:07:03,839 --> 00:07:06,839 Speaker 4: Well, I'm gonna recap this letter, and then we're gonna 135 00:07:06,880 --> 00:07:08,479 Speaker 4: do a live re enactment. 136 00:07:10,080 --> 00:07:12,760 Speaker 6: Okay, Shirley is gonna be the woman. 137 00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:21,120 Speaker 4: Oh, Tommy gonna be the guy, the cousin, Tommy, you know, 138 00:07:21,160 --> 00:07:22,240 Speaker 4: the trifling you got that. 139 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:24,840 Speaker 6: Tommy gonna be the trifling cousin. 140 00:07:24,880 --> 00:07:25,920 Speaker 2: He's usually the woman. 141 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:30,120 Speaker 4: Shirley, you're gonna be the woman that's in the house 142 00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:33,240 Speaker 4: that's been collecting the rent I'm gonna be the old 143 00:07:33,280 --> 00:07:36,040 Speaker 4: lady next door since the old day, I'll stay next door. 144 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:38,640 Speaker 6: So here we go. 145 00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:43,600 Speaker 4: A fifty one year old man uh then rented out 146 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:46,080 Speaker 4: his place to his cousin. Told him be respectful as 147 00:07:46,080 --> 00:07:49,680 Speaker 4: an old lady lived next door. But the old lady 148 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:51,760 Speaker 4: only talks to him because the old lady don't like 149 00:07:51,840 --> 00:07:54,960 Speaker 4: his wife, who controls the three properties and collects. 150 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:55,200 Speaker 6: All the rents. 151 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:58,640 Speaker 4: Well, two weeks into the cousin moving in there, the 152 00:07:58,720 --> 00:08:02,320 Speaker 4: lady calling, complaining about loud sex noises coming by. The 153 00:08:02,360 --> 00:08:04,840 Speaker 4: guy goes over there one night to change the reflective 154 00:08:04,920 --> 00:08:08,520 Speaker 4: lightness on her address so her people can see her 155 00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:11,679 Speaker 4: address at night. He get over there and the lady 156 00:08:11,720 --> 00:08:14,680 Speaker 4: come out complaining again, talking about some people in here 157 00:08:14,720 --> 00:08:17,840 Speaker 4: having loud sex noises. Well, he noticed his wife's car 158 00:08:17,960 --> 00:08:21,119 Speaker 4: was in the driveway out of plane view, so he said, 159 00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:23,480 Speaker 4: wait a minute, that I think that's my wife in there. 160 00:08:23,840 --> 00:08:26,760 Speaker 6: The lady said, I told you that I did not 161 00:08:27,160 --> 00:08:27,520 Speaker 6: like her. 162 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:32,200 Speaker 4: Now she in here banging your cousin and you standing 163 00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:32,800 Speaker 4: out here. 164 00:08:34,160 --> 00:08:35,080 Speaker 6: So now. 165 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:40,280 Speaker 4: She told me that the car was always over there, 166 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:45,640 Speaker 4: So now my wife coming over promoting rent money. So 167 00:08:45,760 --> 00:08:48,840 Speaker 4: I broke the window and got in there and tried 168 00:08:48,880 --> 00:08:52,079 Speaker 4: to bodyslam my cousin. So I don't understand this part 169 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:55,480 Speaker 4: of the letter, right, I mean, see, if you broke 170 00:08:55,559 --> 00:09:00,920 Speaker 4: the window and you tried to body slam your cousin. See, 171 00:09:00,920 --> 00:09:03,920 Speaker 4: once I break the wonder, it's unfinished business. 172 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:05,000 Speaker 6: That's just the beginning. 173 00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:11,560 Speaker 4: Breaking the wonder is a prelude me breaking your ass 174 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:15,440 Speaker 4: see behind. Yeah, we ain't got to that yet. But 175 00:09:15,520 --> 00:09:17,240 Speaker 4: if I broke this winter that stepped in here and 176 00:09:17,280 --> 00:09:20,080 Speaker 4: cut my back of my thigh on this glass, because 177 00:09:20,120 --> 00:09:22,000 Speaker 4: you got to climb through that winder, you're gonna cut 178 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:22,319 Speaker 4: your leg. 179 00:09:23,360 --> 00:09:23,600 Speaker 6: Yeah. 180 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:24,960 Speaker 3: And he how old? Fifty? 181 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:25,080 Speaker 5: What? 182 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:29,360 Speaker 6: Yeah? He fifty one? Yeah, he can't get through no wonder. Yeah. 183 00:09:29,720 --> 00:09:32,120 Speaker 4: So my wife moved out of our house and into 184 00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:35,440 Speaker 4: the raggedy duplexum my cousin. It's been four years and 185 00:09:35,480 --> 00:09:38,199 Speaker 4: they still together. I still can't go over it, And 186 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:40,640 Speaker 4: how I still can't get over how they do this 187 00:09:40,679 --> 00:09:43,720 Speaker 4: to me? How they did it, How they did it easy? 188 00:09:44,559 --> 00:09:49,120 Speaker 4: They both trice, especially your wife. But while you hanging around, 189 00:09:49,559 --> 00:09:53,240 Speaker 4: she don't want you, and she don't deserve you. Now 190 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:54,280 Speaker 4: I'm understanding. 191 00:09:54,559 --> 00:09:55,040 Speaker 3: What is it? 192 00:09:55,120 --> 00:09:57,760 Speaker 6: You can't get over It's over. 193 00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:04,000 Speaker 4: Everything's over except you though. 194 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:05,400 Speaker 6: It's four years. 195 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:09,160 Speaker 4: So now here we go. Here's the re enactment. Shirley, 196 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:13,840 Speaker 4: you in the house with the man. I'm the old 197 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:18,240 Speaker 4: lady's sister, Old Dale. That's stay next door. Tommy, you 198 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:21,640 Speaker 4: the dude that's looking for your wife and the one 199 00:10:21,679 --> 00:10:23,720 Speaker 4: that got cheated on. Okay, that's the late one that 200 00:10:23,760 --> 00:10:24,520 Speaker 4: got cheated on. 201 00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:28,120 Speaker 3: So is you over here? Hello? 202 00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:31,520 Speaker 2: Hello, oh hey, hey, how you doing? 203 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:34,480 Speaker 4: Hold on, Hirley, I'm talking Tommy then came over to 204 00:10:34,559 --> 00:10:36,880 Speaker 4: the house, so let me talk to commedy. We ain't 205 00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:39,320 Speaker 4: brought you in here. You in the house. You ain't 206 00:10:39,360 --> 00:10:41,120 Speaker 4: got nothing to say right now. You're busy, you're not 207 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:42,040 Speaker 4: making noises. 208 00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:45,120 Speaker 5: Hey, misspraise what you want to put the reflectors there 209 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:46,280 Speaker 5: so I can put them on here, fret you. 210 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:48,520 Speaker 4: I want you to put it in there. Cracking this 211 00:10:48,679 --> 00:10:51,440 Speaker 4: door to stop some of this racket in here. It's 212 00:10:51,440 --> 00:10:57,360 Speaker 4: some people in there having sakes. Who and who is 213 00:10:57,400 --> 00:11:00,360 Speaker 4: that holling in there with him with him? Who already 214 00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:02,360 Speaker 4: drive away? 215 00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:06,280 Speaker 5: That's my that's my wife car right there, that's that's 216 00:11:06,360 --> 00:11:09,480 Speaker 5: Joe that's joe Anne car right there. 217 00:11:10,160 --> 00:11:12,560 Speaker 3: Joe Anne, that's my wife car. 218 00:11:13,080 --> 00:11:16,520 Speaker 4: Well, well, well I told you I never liked the 219 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:21,240 Speaker 4: little hussey. Hell Ay, why is that's joe helling that 220 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:24,160 Speaker 4: damn loud? I don't you tell me who boss it is? 221 00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:27,880 Speaker 4: She's signing it all hart and bothered. I've been here 222 00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:32,199 Speaker 4: in in five hours, Joanne? 223 00:11:33,679 --> 00:11:36,880 Speaker 3: What is you asking Joe Anne for? You know it's hers? 224 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:40,360 Speaker 3: Jo wife? Joe Anne, shut up your two damn loud 225 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:44,240 Speaker 3: in the skin flocks. 226 00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:46,359 Speaker 6: I'm sucks. 227 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:51,760 Speaker 3: Cus? You calling Marcus funk? That's money house he calling 228 00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:52,240 Speaker 3: it people. 229 00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:54,320 Speaker 4: Why don't you bust the one hour with your stupid 230 00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:55,959 Speaker 4: ass standing out here talking about. 231 00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:56,920 Speaker 3: Marcus and joe Anne? 232 00:11:57,280 --> 00:11:59,320 Speaker 5: You think I'm gonna cut myself if if I break 233 00:11:59,320 --> 00:11:59,480 Speaker 5: the one? 234 00:11:59,520 --> 00:11:59,880 Speaker 3: You're thinking? 235 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:00,160 Speaker 5: Help? 236 00:12:00,559 --> 00:12:05,800 Speaker 4: Don't you think they ain't there cutting? Sound like somebody 237 00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:10,240 Speaker 4: getting sliced up? Pretty good to me, all right? 238 00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:18,160 Speaker 3: I one the two three? Joey? What what's going on 239 00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:18,480 Speaker 3: in here? 240 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:21,640 Speaker 2: Huh? 241 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:22,439 Speaker 3: You heard him? 242 00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:27,680 Speaker 5: He marks marks'mina I swem for the I'm finna try 243 00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:29,760 Speaker 5: to body slam your ass market I swam in. 244 00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:35,800 Speaker 3: What is all this trying? When his ass wouldn't go start? 245 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:38,079 Speaker 3: What did we in here trying for you? Hit his 246 00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:41,960 Speaker 3: half in here breathing off? What is your waiting? 247 00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:45,319 Speaker 5: Now I'm finishing, try im f I swem the t 248 00:12:45,679 --> 00:12:47,760 Speaker 5: slam your ass and just a minute finishing just to 249 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:49,000 Speaker 5: try and body slam your heads. 250 00:12:49,679 --> 00:12:52,840 Speaker 3: We gotta go. He ain't in here trying to do huh. 251 00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:57,320 Speaker 1: Post your comments on today's Strawberry Letter and see Barby, 252 00:12:57,520 --> 00:12:58,160 Speaker 1: you ain't got. 253 00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:01,400 Speaker 4: When we come back, we're gonna cut tenure to reenact me. 254 00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:06,480 Speaker 4: Look at me, look at you, look at her. 255 00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:07,360 Speaker 3: She nick it. 256 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:14,200 Speaker 2: We'll be back right after this. You're listening morning show. 257 00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:18,000 Speaker 2: All right, we're back with part three of the Stroy Letter. 258 00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:20,360 Speaker 1: You know sometimes it's so good we have to do 259 00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:21,559 Speaker 1: more than two parts. 260 00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:23,719 Speaker 6: Now, let me set up to reenact. Men. 261 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:27,319 Speaker 4: What happened was fifty one year old man let his 262 00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:31,640 Speaker 4: cousin stay in his house. The wife handles the properties 263 00:13:31,679 --> 00:13:36,120 Speaker 4: for her and her husband and this Christian woman that 264 00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:40,200 Speaker 4: shares the deep duplex. The husband told his cousin, don't 265 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:42,559 Speaker 4: make no noise because she's a Christian woman. She like 266 00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:45,680 Speaker 4: a nice and quiet Two weeks into it, a lot 267 00:13:45,679 --> 00:13:47,959 Speaker 4: of sex noise coming from the house. The old lady 268 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,720 Speaker 4: calls over and reports. He goes over to the house 269 00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:53,400 Speaker 4: to change the address. One night, he see his wife's 270 00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:56,880 Speaker 4: cop in the driveway and he knocking on the door 271 00:13:57,280 --> 00:13:59,800 Speaker 4: to see what she in there. The lady, old lady 272 00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:03,000 Speaker 4: many said, they can't hear you knocking because they're they're 273 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:06,960 Speaker 4: making sex noises. He said, well, I think that's my 274 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:10,200 Speaker 4: wife in Now, well, the old lady going. I told 275 00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:12,720 Speaker 4: you I didn't like that helper. And so now the 276 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:17,880 Speaker 4: reenactment begin. Shirley is the woman, Joe Anne that's in 277 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:24,600 Speaker 4: the house. Marcus is the trifling cousin Tommy he the husband, 278 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:26,840 Speaker 4: and the husband in here, and since the old day'll 279 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:30,480 Speaker 4: stay next door. So now here we go, and we're 280 00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:32,760 Speaker 4: on the porch and let's go. 281 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:35,600 Speaker 6: Uh. Eugene is knocking on the door. 282 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:45,800 Speaker 3: Joe it's her, and Marcus it's him, well and me. 283 00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:47,280 Speaker 3: She got the people's. 284 00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:51,520 Speaker 5: Right, Marcus de'ondre Daniels, I know you ain't in there 285 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:52,360 Speaker 5: with my wife. 286 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:58,840 Speaker 4: Marks and Joe an the hussey. 287 00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:00,640 Speaker 3: I'm finna bust this one. I'm telling you, I'm in 288 00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:01,120 Speaker 3: the bus, this. 289 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:06,960 Speaker 4: One fitting fitting the spar water. What shall wait on 290 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:12,040 Speaker 4: you to do something to three and a half Joe 291 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:16,360 Speaker 4: damn it, Buster, What is your waiting on? 292 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:18,800 Speaker 3: You? 293 00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:22,680 Speaker 5: See you would here naked Joe in uho? 294 00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:24,680 Speaker 3: She just ain't got no clothes off? 295 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:28,160 Speaker 5: Why? 296 00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:31,520 Speaker 3: Why is your neckd Joe? 297 00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:33,040 Speaker 1: I'm not nacking. 298 00:15:33,320 --> 00:15:38,640 Speaker 2: I got clothed on. Baby left in the rent, walked 299 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:39,120 Speaker 2: up from there. 300 00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:41,640 Speaker 3: I'm finn to try the body slam you marked? Did 301 00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:42,040 Speaker 3: you hear me? 302 00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:44,040 Speaker 5: Tried? 303 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:45,160 Speaker 6: Tried track. 304 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,760 Speaker 4: Didn't sound like they was in there trying. Sound like 305 00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:51,840 Speaker 4: somebody was getting something accomplished. 306 00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:55,800 Speaker 3: It's been to help, Marked, It's finna help right here, 307 00:15:56,200 --> 00:16:04,800 Speaker 3: right here, when it go down right here, No wonder. 308 00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:05,320 Speaker 6: She over here. 309 00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:13,000 Speaker 2: Bye, Eugene, I'm with Marcus now baby. 310 00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:14,520 Speaker 3: Bye, see you full year. 311 00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:18,360 Speaker 1: All right, We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning 312 00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:20,320 Speaker 1: Show coming up right after this. 313 00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:23,560 Speaker 2: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.