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Speaker 3: And we are uh inventing deser pizza. So it's pizza

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Speaker 2: We're having fun, and we're rolling dough and we toss

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Speaker 3: And it's going actually pretty well. And we're having just

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Speaker 2: I'm wearing gloves, okay, and a big late tex suit.

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Speaker 2: He's in a full body black late text suit and

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to Yeah, I think they do have to

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Speaker 2: getting sticky. Naomi Spanish and not getting sticky. She may

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Speaker 2: We've broken into the pizza place and hot and hot

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Speaker 3: Yeah, anyway, we put it in and it breaks the oven.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Lacey did an Instagram story.

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Speaker 2: While we were no no, no, no, no, no, no talking, and

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Speaker 2: I'm so sorry, And meanwhile I'm just like looking straight

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Speaker 4: But the scenes were like really really great. Until the

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Speaker 3: Some of the scenes. Yeah, I'll hang on, I'll do well.

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Speaker 3: You have to do those lines. I'm usually, hey, welcome

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Speaker 2: This is a private conversation. It's Hollywood Handbook, Hollywood Handbook, insiders,

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Speaker 2: guid kicking, button dropping names in the red carpet lineback

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Speaker 4: Just specific people, not just like the brand of Earwolf.

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Speaker 4: Certainly we have to go to war with another podcast.

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Speaker 3: It's been for us ten years on Your Wolf and

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Speaker 2: And they've been adding a lot of new shows. But

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Speaker 2: And in our old spot is the scam goddess. That's right,

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Speaker 4: I'm so sorry I did. I somehow scammed my way

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Speaker 2: Never scam a scammer. That's rule number one of scam

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Speaker 4: I told that these are facts. Scammers know that, like

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Speaker 2: Is another big photo of you that says scam Goddess,

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Speaker 2: But he famously they famously biffed the launch of that,

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Speaker 2: So I get to that level. Well that's good. I've

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Speaker 3: And we know that all the Earwolf employees are scared

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Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a lot of cold brew and there's a

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Speaker 4: They say that. They say that, and then the producers go, look,

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Speaker 2: Another one, Mona, you need another one? Do you have engineered?

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Speaker 2: Does every one of your shows? And who's your producer here? Like?

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Speaker 2: What are we working? So my pros Cody zickl Yes, okay, okay,

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Speaker 2: A good thing, A very good thing that could work.

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Speaker 4: Get on that my cap?

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Speaker 4: I think it's rotating.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't have never even looked over there? Have

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Speaker 4: Only Cody in my sessions?

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Speaker 2: Have you met this guy before? He's the head engineer.

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Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, But you also have to realize when I

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Speaker 2: I come with my comedy ready, dress up for your uncle?

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Speaker 2: Like where you see uncle Godfather? Tell you your uncle

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Speaker 2: Yeah Cody. So Cody does the engineering and the producing.

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Speaker 2: If I'm sitting in this room and I'm only doing

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Speaker 2: If I'm Brett, I would start rehearsing these words. Hannah

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Speaker 2: your producer. Hannah reached out to them, Lacy, we we

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Speaker 2: do want to do some scams. So people come on

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Speaker 4: So of course Paula Tompkins is kind of the show

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Speaker 4: and buyers come on this show. I love Jamie Loftis.

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Speaker 4: She's been on the show.

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Speaker 4: I love them both.

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Speaker 2: You met Lauren out on a scam, Okay, I didn't.

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Speaker 2: On love Jamie Loftis. Okay, Well, it is the person

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Speaker 4: Do drama to me? Okay, they're trying to do drama

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Speaker 4: to me.

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to do facts. Please don't tell on us.

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Speaker 4: I am gonna tell I'm gonna.

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Speaker 2: Tell everyone that I want to tell them on my

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Speaker 3: Excuse me, you don't telling me on my own show,

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Speaker 3: I'm using my one edit per episode?

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Speaker 2: Do you hold your engineer? You get one edit? Oh?

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Speaker 4: Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 2: No? I get it. I edit down.

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Speaker 4: I'll come in on edits and like I remember those

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Speaker 2: Sitting in edit that you can give us some of

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Speaker 4: I've had to like have people edit things out because

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Speaker 4: it's just like my mom's personal bitess. But I was

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Speaker 2: Maybe your mom would call you, well, not only.

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Speaker 4: My mom would call me. Some articles started like surfacing

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Speaker 2: And I was like, okay, like us too, we have

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Speaker 2: articles written about us. There was one in La Weekly

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Speaker 4: I did not mean that as a weird ride.

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Speaker 2: Dude, Dude, I just felt like, you know, I.

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Speaker 4: Don't want my mom to be like, you know, a

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Speaker 2: You're saying, your mom just came out as bisexual. Your mom. Wow,

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Speaker 2: And we've got the scoop.

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Speaker 4: Article writers, article writers, generic article writers get to typing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so these scams you're selling dangerous goods.

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Speaker 4: No, I don't like talk about my scams.

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Speaker 2: You don't talk about them the show. The show talking

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Speaker 2: about show must be very short.

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Speaker 4: Until my scams are retired. I don't talk about them.

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Speaker 4: Are they No, they're scams, and so I can't like

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Speaker 4: they're like you know how you can be like something's

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Speaker 4: something's illegal. So like these are like legal adjacent things.

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Speaker 4: These are like in the cul de sac of legal Okay,

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Speaker 4: you know what I mean, but not quite like there

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Speaker 2: Stealing some scams. Some scams I hear are stealing. You're

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Speaker 2: you're on Florida Girls, Yeah, on pop yeah, and you

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Speaker 2: also so I'm just like guessing one of the scams

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Speaker 2: is you also famously have a prop house. Yeah, And

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Speaker 2: so you are demanding that you're like character always be

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Speaker 4: That that I truly don't even understand what you just

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Speaker 4: and Hayes, I love you, I support you.

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Speaker 2: This partnership means the world to me. I also don't

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Speaker 2: understand what you're saying. Let me explain. And this is

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Speaker 2: and I so maybe this is you like not being

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Speaker 3: It's it's maybe that you need one example of an

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Speaker 2: A gold rake, yes, and so you know like, well,

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Speaker 2: my character obviously like carries around this gold rake and

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Speaker 2: they're like, oh, where are we going to find that?

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Speaker 2: And then they're like, oh, well you call this prop house,

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Speaker 2: you answer your other phone, that's.

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Speaker 4: Your prop house, and then people have to buy shit

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Speaker 4: from me. I understand, now, Oh.

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Speaker 2: That's gold rake. That would be really expensive.

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Speaker 4: I do do the thing of like you know, they'll

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Speaker 4: I'm like, yeah, I do I need luxetan Joe Malone.

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Speaker 4: I need you to go to Name and Marcus because

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Speaker 4: I only use five hundred dollars face creen, because I

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Speaker 4: learned that you can do that and they'll buy it

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Speaker 2: Yes, smart.

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Speaker 4: I try to get as much bought for me as possible.

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Speaker 4: When I'm shooting at television.

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Speaker 2: Can I tell you what? Can I tell you my scam?

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Speaker 2: What's your scam? It's happening today as every Saturday. And

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Speaker 2: when I do walk out of this room, I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: grab a bag of the popcorn. They don't do thet

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Speaker 2: they don't even have the popcorn anymore. No popcorn, Nasty

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Speaker 2: Chip taking it off today? Do you think they usually

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Speaker 4: I feel like Nasty Chips are a scam. I feel

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Speaker 4: like it's like, look, we have all this food for you,

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Speaker 4: but it's not what you want, but it counts as food.

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Speaker 2: You can't say we didn't give you food I think

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Speaker 2: that's right. You stopped the bridge. You go like, there's

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Speaker 2: going to eat that right.

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Speaker 4: Right, but it's there. They tried to vied you. I

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Speaker 2: It was just an episode of the wine.

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Speaker 4: I think they opened the wine. I think they opened

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Speaker 4: the wine over there. So it was like she did

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Speaker 4: provide wine, like she said, but then like you couldn't

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Speaker 2: Smart, here's a scam. Now you can help me with this.

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Speaker 2: I've been working on a self defense strategy class, which

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Speaker 4: You're not teaching self defense, you're teaching the.

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Speaker 2: Strategy, the strategy behind self defy, which is holding a

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Speaker 2: the knife. It is like disarming the attacker by it

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Speaker 2: is absorbing the gun and the knife to the magnet.

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Speaker 2: The magnets huge it makes sense. It's so big it

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Speaker 2: is right now, a gray Frisbee is like what the

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Speaker 2: actual magnet is so with no magnetic properties whatsoever. Okay,

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Speaker 2: it's it's in beta. It's I don't know if you

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Speaker 2: watch Silicon Valley, but it's in beta, much like Pied

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Speaker 2: Piper was for I think seven Seasons.

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Speaker 4: Are you wearing like a turtleneck when you talk about it,

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Speaker 4: because then it's gonna seem I am wearing Beta black Turtle,

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Speaker 4: a turtleneck mort from the Bazuka Joe comics up to

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Speaker 2: Yes, because people are getting shot a lot because you're

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Speaker 2: a Frisbee.

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Speaker 4: I thought that the Frisbee was attracting the whole gun.

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Speaker 4: You're saying the Frisbees just.

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Speaker 2: For and once again the scam is working too well.

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Speaker 2: What about my belt buckle?

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00:22:55,000 --> 00:23:00,000
Speaker 3: People have become so confident that they design a vigilante

439
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:03,720
Speaker 3: persona and go out into the night trying to magnetize

440
00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:09,160
Speaker 3: guns and knives off of various criminals, and they are actually, yeah, getting.

441
00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:11,800
Speaker 2: And this is an issue with the one real magnet

442
00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:14,679
Speaker 2: that I had was it was kind of attracting my

443
00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:17,280
Speaker 2: belt buckle, and I would have to like pull it back.

444
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:19,560
Speaker 2: It's attracting the belt buckle pull it back, So I

445
00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:23,520
Speaker 2: am seeming like I'm walking around like very horny. Yeah,

446
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:25,560
Speaker 2: that like the belt buckle is just like kind of

447
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:28,160
Speaker 2: going in and out. He's pulling his entire pelvis forward

448
00:23:28,359 --> 00:23:30,800
Speaker 2: and then thrusting it back away from the magnet and

449
00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:32,080
Speaker 2: then pulling it forward.

450
00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:35,800
Speaker 4: Again in the wrong business. This sounds doing very well

451
00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:39,600
Speaker 4: frisbee belt buckle. Like you know, when you want to masturbate,

452
00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:40,720
Speaker 4: but you're in.

453
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:42,880
Speaker 2: The office, it's not masturbating.

454
00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:45,880
Speaker 4: I don't know. It sounds like masturbation maybe like when

455
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:48,120
Speaker 4: you're in a cubicle and you want to masturbate, but

456
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:50,879
Speaker 4: like people said, you can't do that anymore. Right, you

457
00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:53,240
Speaker 4: get out your frisbee and your belt.

458
00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:55,040
Speaker 2: Wells if you thought about that when you want to

459
00:23:55,119 --> 00:23:57,280
Speaker 2: masturbate in an office but people said you can't do

460
00:23:57,320 --> 00:24:03,000
Speaker 2: that anymore. I take out my frisbee. I found for

461
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:06,720
Speaker 2: the real magnet. When my belt buckle is being pulled

462
00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:09,680
Speaker 2: in and out. Is that I do say, I'm celebrating

463
00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:13,640
Speaker 2: Halloween early and I am being quagmire, So this it's

464
00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:19,600
Speaker 2: me quagmire. I'm saying gibbety goot, very meta quagmire. Then

465
00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:22,680
Speaker 2: he's talking about how he's quagmire all the time. Yeah,

466
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:24,640
Speaker 2: he does actually kind of do that a lot.

467
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:27,919
Speaker 4: That's very true. Well, yeah, I think you might just

468
00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:30,440
Speaker 4: be in the wrong market. It seems like guns aren't

469
00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:33,879
Speaker 4: what this is for. Maybe it's for just like horny businessman.

470
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:39,520
Speaker 2: Oh, who need a way to express how horny they are? Okay,

471
00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:41,040
Speaker 2: horny business man?

472
00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:44,440
Speaker 4: And where do you find those men?

473
00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:49,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, where do you find where do you business? Right? Yeah,

474
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:54,560
Speaker 2: just go to the business and any business like the office. Honestly,

475
00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:58,520
Speaker 2: the horny horny they all were sugging and fucking in

476
00:24:58,600 --> 00:24:59,040
Speaker 2: that show.

477
00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:01,440
Speaker 3: I mean at some A lot of it happens off camera.

478
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:02,960
Speaker 3: I'm they don't want to turn this into an episode

479
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:07,560
Speaker 3: of office Ladies. But other people who bumped us off

480
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:09,600
Speaker 3: the wall, they of course are in a spot that

481
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:11,120
Speaker 3: we never attained up at the top.

482
00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:12,760
Speaker 2: Yeah.

483
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:16,400
Speaker 4: See I'm at the bottom, so you know, I've got

484
00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:19,840
Speaker 4: a slow climb to the spot I actually want.

485
00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:28,680
Speaker 2: Had What other scams are you doing on your show that?

486
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:32,160
Speaker 2: Well he just willed his eyes at way. No, no, no, no, no,

487
00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:36,240
Speaker 2: didn't do it. Didn't please if I rolled my eyes.

488
00:25:36,359 --> 00:25:37,600
Speaker 2: Never have you to know it.

489
00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:42,480
Speaker 4: Immediately defend him. You weren't looking his direction. You don't

490
00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:43,520
Speaker 4: know if he rolled his eyes on me.

491
00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:49,520
Speaker 2: I think I know my friend. I feel really gang

492
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:52,679
Speaker 2: a little better than you were actually very close friends.

493
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:55,560
Speaker 3: And it's not uncommon to feel like a total outsider

494
00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:56,440
Speaker 3: when you're on this show.

495
00:25:56,520 --> 00:26:00,680
Speaker 2: Okay, cool, Yeah, what is a scam that is happening

496
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:07,119
Speaker 2: on the show? You don't talk about yours? So are

497
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:08,160
Speaker 2: you asking them about theirs?

498
00:26:08,359 --> 00:26:11,240
Speaker 4: So I talk about scams that are in the zeitgeist,

499
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:13,600
Speaker 4: and then I talk about very famous scams, and then

500
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:15,639
Speaker 4: I talk about scammers that I really respect.

501
00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:19,160
Speaker 2: Famous scam yeah.

502
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:22,040
Speaker 4: So uh. An example is like the last episode that

503
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:24,399
Speaker 4: Just Dared, we talked about Wags and how there are

504
00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:28,480
Speaker 4: people on Wags who pretend to be dogs and then

505
00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:30,720
Speaker 4: they like will order an appointment for you to walk

506
00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:32,640
Speaker 4: their dog, and then they can't.

507
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:35,760
Speaker 2: Say I'm a dog. Yeah, I'm a dog.

508
00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:38,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm a dog, Like I need to be walked.

509
00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:40,879
Speaker 2: And I'm sort of feeling like I don't have to

510
00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:41,680
Speaker 2: poop right now?

511
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:45,439
Speaker 4: Right, but like on the trip, probably bring bags, you know,

512
00:26:46,359 --> 00:26:50,199
Speaker 4: basic stuff then because they have used the app to

513
00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:52,879
Speaker 4: pretend to be a dog. They can now contact you

514
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:55,720
Speaker 4: through the app, and they contact you and the app

515
00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:58,240
Speaker 4: doesn't have any way of scrambling between like who's customer

516
00:26:58,280 --> 00:27:00,159
Speaker 4: support for the app and works for the company and

517
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:03,479
Speaker 4: who is just a dog you know, needed to get walked.

518
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:05,840
Speaker 4: So then though obviously we're talking about a person who

519
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:08,520
Speaker 4: owns a dog, well scammer who probably doesn't own a dog.

520
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:11,800
Speaker 4: So then they call you after canceling that walk and

521
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:16,640
Speaker 4: they're like, hey, we canceled this walk that's from Wags

522
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:18,919
Speaker 4: and we need to give you ten dollars to reimburse you.

523
00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:21,320
Speaker 4: But your bank account like isn't working, Like, can you

524
00:27:21,359 --> 00:27:22,960
Speaker 4: send us the information again?

525
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:24,880
Speaker 2: They're scamming the walkers yeah.

526
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:28,000
Speaker 4: Which I think is so fox because like the walkers

527
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:29,960
Speaker 4: are yeah, like if you're walking dogs on WAG, you

528
00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:32,080
Speaker 4: probably need the money and like don't need to be

529
00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:34,440
Speaker 4: have your bank account wiped out.

530
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:35,560
Speaker 2: Hey I walked dogs.

531
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:37,960
Speaker 4: I mean no one needs to have that dog bank

532
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:38,880
Speaker 4: account wipe out.

533
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,680
Speaker 2: Yeah. I needed the money, That's why I was.

534
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:44,760
Speaker 4: Doing Yeah, that's like how jobs work, dude.

535
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:48,520
Speaker 2: That was my main reason to do it.

536
00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:50,600
Speaker 4: It wasn't that you just love dogs, you love walking in.

537
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:54,400
Speaker 2: This, I must love dogs, but I I I absolutely

538
00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:55,000
Speaker 2: loved dog.

539
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:56,920
Speaker 4: And you could play frisbee with the dog and also

540
00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:58,200
Speaker 4: masturbated in public.

541
00:27:59,119 --> 00:28:03,960
Speaker 2: That was a huge problem is mistaking the gray frisbee

542
00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:07,679
Speaker 2: for the actual metal disc magnet and throwing it for

543
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:11,840
Speaker 2: the dog and being just basically hurdled through the air

544
00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:16,879
Speaker 2: by my belt buckle after the frisbee. The dog is

545
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:20,080
Speaker 2: catching me out of the sky instead of the frisbee

546
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:23,800
Speaker 2: in his mouth. How about this scam? I got a

547
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:28,480
Speaker 2: scam for you. Okay, so you're at the airplane.

548
00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:33,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you don't have a ticket, fly the plane.

549
00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:37,199
Speaker 4: If you have the outfit, fly the plane. If you

550
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:39,400
Speaker 4: have the outfit, you're at the airplane. All you need

551
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:39,960
Speaker 4: is the outfit.

552
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:40,880
Speaker 2: Man your ticket.

553
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:42,640
Speaker 4: No, I'm flying the plane.

554
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:45,600
Speaker 2: Fly the plane. Is there another like? W how would

555
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:48,720
Speaker 2: you like they basically fly themselves. You're at the airplane, dude, yes?

556
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:51,560
Speaker 2: Like is that how you would do it? Or is

557
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:53,840
Speaker 2: there another approach you would take? You have no ticket,

558
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:56,880
Speaker 2: how do you get on the plane? I mean that's it.

559
00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:59,080
Speaker 4: I think all you need is like a costume like

560
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:02,000
Speaker 4: scams like cost really coming to play. I mean, I

561
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:05,400
Speaker 4: won't lie. There's some very popular night clubs and like

562
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:07,440
Speaker 4: couldn't get into vip because it was like I don't know,

563
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:10,040
Speaker 4: like NBA All Star weekend or something. And then you

564
00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:11,160
Speaker 4: know what was next to me?

565
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:15,200
Speaker 2: Name the club? Put them on blast? What's the club?

566
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:18,520
Speaker 4: It's a club, it was.

567
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:20,520
Speaker 2: It's like some if you.

568
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:25,880
Speaker 4: Fuck now, it's something that's not open anymore. But it

569
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:27,440
Speaker 4: was a popular club back in the day. And like

570
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:29,240
Speaker 4: we were young and like, you know what was next

571
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:31,600
Speaker 4: to us lots of cups and you know what, we

572
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:34,719
Speaker 4: happened to be in black dresses. So we picked up

573
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:36,760
Speaker 4: those lots of cups and we put them over our

574
00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:39,320
Speaker 4: heads and we walked into Vipeaks. We were like, yeah,

575
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:44,160
Speaker 4: we're bottle service girls. And they had tons of extra

576
00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:47,680
Speaker 4: security because there was like a very popular night so

577
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:49,400
Speaker 4: people didn't know who worked there.

578
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:52,600
Speaker 2: And it's done. You scam them.

579
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:56,400
Speaker 4: You know. I own like several different color wristbands and

580
00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:58,880
Speaker 4: I bring them with me in places.

581
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:04,560
Speaker 2: Two events could also be like costume of like somebody

582
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:07,520
Speaker 2: fan like Beetlejuice or something. You could say you're Beetlejuice.

583
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:10,120
Speaker 4: Yes, true, Beetle Juice would not have done much for

584
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:10,920
Speaker 4: me that night, though.

585
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:17,160
Speaker 2: You have to get them to say it. Yeah, I

586
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:19,360
Speaker 2: mean at that point you could then be the Bye

587
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:24,880
Speaker 2: Bye Man. What well, I'm just saying, if you want

588
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:27,280
Speaker 2: to be someone who people aren't really going to, you know,

589
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:31,480
Speaker 2: push back on a lot, who they wouldn't necessarily recognize,

590
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:34,120
Speaker 2: but they've heard of them for sure. Not many people

591
00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:35,960
Speaker 2: trying to tangle with the Bye Bye Man or with

592
00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:36,680
Speaker 2: slender Man.

593
00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:40,640
Speaker 4: Okay, I've never heard of the Bye Bye Man. What Yeah,

594
00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:42,640
Speaker 4: I mean I can get from the name. I could

595
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:45,760
Speaker 4: pretty much like discern what the Bye Bye Man is

596
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:49,600
Speaker 4: like maybe a murder room guessing like you go bye

597
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:50,720
Speaker 4: bye when the Bye Bye.

598
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:52,000
Speaker 2: Man comes, bye bye.

599
00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:54,480
Speaker 4: Oh, he just like says bye bye.

600
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:59,240
Speaker 2: It's absolutely the goose pimples that I mentioned getting when

601
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:00,120
Speaker 2: I first want and.

602
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:06,040
Speaker 4: It's almost goose pimples. Pimple makes me think there's like puzzles.

603
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:10,200
Speaker 2: When I get the chicken flesh, like there's a lot

604
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:12,800
Speaker 2: of put turkey bumps. I feel like it's just.

605
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:15,040
Speaker 4: So hotter to say goose like goose bumps feel like

606
00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:19,880
Speaker 4: ooh like kind of like the sexier of the of

607
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:20,480
Speaker 4: the scary.

608
00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:22,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, for me, it's not sexual.

609
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:25,959
Speaker 4: Okay, And I could see that. I don't know if

610
00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:28,760
Speaker 4: I watch there's a woman in a white T shirt

611
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:31,600
Speaker 4: running away and somehow it starts raining and she has

612
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:33,480
Speaker 4: goose bumps and it's very sexual.

613
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:41,000
Speaker 2: Okay, those are nipples, Brett. I think those are two

614
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:46,040
Speaker 2: different things. Brett. It's twenty ninety. We all have We

615
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:48,920
Speaker 2: don't say nipples anymore. What do we say?

616
00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:50,440
Speaker 4: We all nipples?

617
00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:53,880
Speaker 2: We call them goose bumps. Now they're called goose pimples.

618
00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:56,520
Speaker 4: That's so not hot.

619
00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:02,080
Speaker 2: God help me with a scam please. Yeah. I'm trying

620
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:07,920
Speaker 2: to watch black Adder on Hulu, starring mister Bean, but

621
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:12,240
Speaker 2: the smart version of mister Bean. But he's talking. Get

622
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:15,280
Speaker 2: I don't have Hulu. How do I get? What's the

623
00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:19,840
Speaker 2: fact that you scam me to get Hulu? Scam me

624
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:21,360
Speaker 2: into black Adders?

625
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:24,160
Speaker 4: I mean you find someone who has Hulu and then

626
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:25,800
Speaker 4: you get there who.

627
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:26,800
Speaker 2: I don't have time?

628
00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:30,280
Speaker 4: Okay. I feel like if you tweeted that you want

629
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:35,120
Speaker 4: someone's hululug, give me many Hulu. Okay, I'm not even kidding.

630
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:37,000
Speaker 4: People would give you their hululag and just to like

631
00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:39,360
Speaker 4: know that you're watching their Hulu and then like see

632
00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:40,760
Speaker 4: what you're watching, because you can make it like their

633
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:44,920
Speaker 4: little page different. Also, if you're starting to quit everyone,

634
00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:47,840
Speaker 4: go out and try to cancel your Hulu because if

635
00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:51,600
Speaker 4: you do, they'll give you half off for three months. Wow,

636
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:54,080
Speaker 4: go fake cancel your Hulu.

637
00:32:54,920 --> 00:33:00,320
Speaker 2: Wow. Okay, I what there's no computer? How do I

638
00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:05,200
Speaker 2: watch it without a computer? Or like, what do I

639
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:07,240
Speaker 2: how do? How do I see it? I mean, that's

640
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:07,880
Speaker 2: not a problem.

641
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:10,240
Speaker 4: You know, there's computers out here that don't belong to you,

642
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:12,680
Speaker 4: and you have one of those. You just have one

643
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:13,040
Speaker 4: of those.

644
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:16,800
Speaker 2: Just have a computer that doesn't belong to me? Where

645
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:20,320
Speaker 2: do you find them? Mostly anywhere and everywhere. You know

646
00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:22,840
Speaker 2: what I mean? There is computers all over the place.

647
00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:26,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, you have to truly just be opportunistic about where

648
00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:27,240
Speaker 4: you have a computer.

649
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:33,960
Speaker 2: Speaking of computers, scam, I'm doing a website bugsite dot

650
00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:37,960
Speaker 2: com that collects picture of sexy bugs. Okay, I'm users

651
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:42,720
Speaker 2: can upload whatever they want. I'm then of course selling

652
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:45,360
Speaker 2: these bugs to other bugs.

653
00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:53,400
Speaker 3: Okay, what is money for bugs?

654
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:57,440
Speaker 4: Money for bugs? Yeah, is like stale rita.

655
00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:01,320
Speaker 2: Okay, that's what I've been finding. Yes, that's what I've

656
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:03,320
Speaker 2: been That's mostly what I've been getting.

657
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:06,200
Speaker 4: I had a I got lucky that this guy didn't

658
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:09,839
Speaker 4: scan me an apartment guy when I was first moving La,

659
00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:12,520
Speaker 4: which like I was like riddled with desperation to find

660
00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:14,759
Speaker 4: like a home for my body, like just to like

661
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:17,080
Speaker 4: put a roof like and then like put my body underneath.

662
00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:19,760
Speaker 2: To find a place to put your body.

663
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:23,759
Speaker 4: At times, every night you need to store your and

664
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:26,799
Speaker 4: it's expensive to store your body every night. Like, so

665
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:29,480
Speaker 4: I was looking for like, you know, four walls in

666
00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:31,719
Speaker 4: a roof. And I went to this apartment and like

667
00:34:31,719 --> 00:34:33,520
Speaker 4: the price is great and it was like two bedroom

668
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:35,680
Speaker 4: in Hollywood, and I was like, this is so awesome.

669
00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:37,759
Speaker 4: And he gives me this paperwork and he's like, Okay,

670
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:40,360
Speaker 4: you have to sign this bed bug paperwork. I have

671
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:42,799
Speaker 4: a cashier strike I'm like ready to close, and I

672
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:45,120
Speaker 4: was like, bed bugs okay, and it's just like, oh,

673
00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:48,120
Speaker 4: if you bring them, you're kind of liable for their extermination.

674
00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:50,759
Speaker 4: I was like, okay, that makes sense, like whatever. Then

675
00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:53,000
Speaker 4: I was like, are there any other bugs here? And

676
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:56,160
Speaker 4: he was like, oh no, what do you mean by

677
00:34:56,239 --> 00:34:58,320
Speaker 4: all the books? And I was like is this okay?

678
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:01,759
Speaker 2: Ken? Can we do that sort of impression?

679
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:06,799
Speaker 4: I also like to say that I'm black, so I'm oppressed,

680
00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:10,600
Speaker 4: so I do whatever impersonations I want, I just don't.

681
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:13,160
Speaker 2: I don't think I want to know exactly what I

682
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:16,760
Speaker 2: definitely want is a scam.

683
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:22,759
Speaker 4: And it's also a scam that you can run. It's

684
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:24,880
Speaker 4: just not as beneficial to run it as a scam.

685
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:28,399
Speaker 2: It's just itself is a scam. Okay, yeah, okay, yeah, okay,

686
00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:29,600
Speaker 2: I'm learning. Continue.

687
00:35:29,719 --> 00:35:30,560
Speaker 4: Yeah.

688
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:33,120
Speaker 2: We often talk about will I will.

689
00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:36,040
Speaker 4: We talk about how like there's a joke about like

690
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:39,279
Speaker 4: Jim Crow and how when colored people had to go

691
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:43,040
Speaker 4: to water fountains that were different colored people. Oh god,

692
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:46,120
Speaker 4: I'm black. We don't say color. I can say whatever

693
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:48,840
Speaker 4: I want. I don't join in, but I'll say whatever

694
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:49,200
Speaker 4: I want.

695
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:51,759
Speaker 2: I'm not talking for another half an hour.

696
00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:57,480
Speaker 4: They talk about how like when they desegregated water fountains,

697
00:35:57,520 --> 00:35:59,719
Speaker 4: someone was like, man, some guy just lost half his

698
00:35:59,719 --> 00:36:03,680
Speaker 4: busy because he was making white ones and black ones

699
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:07,239
Speaker 4: and now he's only making one water found because you

700
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:11,080
Speaker 4: don't need to. And also, what about the guy who

701
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:14,200
Speaker 4: made all the placards? You know, I'm gonnat canceled.

702
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:17,760
Speaker 2: Who's we so you say we talk about this, Yeah.

703
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:22,400
Speaker 4: Oh like black people, my black friends. It's not like

704
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:24,720
Speaker 4: we're like, man, we feel for that guy. We don't.

705
00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:26,760
Speaker 4: We don't feel for that guy. But it is funny

706
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:30,920
Speaker 4: to think about how things affect other things. But anyway,

707
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,360
Speaker 4: being black is a scam that white people created.

708
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:38,920
Speaker 2: It is you know what I mean.

709
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:41,200
Speaker 4: It comes to lots of It's very slippery, you know

710
00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:43,520
Speaker 4: what I mean, Like black people are weird. It's I

711
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:45,200
Speaker 4: feel like that's why we don't rock climbing stuff. We

712
00:36:45,239 --> 00:36:49,360
Speaker 4: all everyone's made this joke was exciting. Being black is

713
00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:51,000
Speaker 4: very thrilling. I leave my house every day and I'm like,

714
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:55,720
Speaker 4: will I come back just because I'm black? That's funny,

715
00:36:55,719 --> 00:36:57,440
Speaker 4: but it's also true and sad. Anyway, there was a

716
00:36:57,480 --> 00:37:00,000
Speaker 4: point to this.

717
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:02,840
Speaker 3: Was talking to you, thank you the landlord with the

718
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:04,879
Speaker 3: accent I won't do but you will.

719
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:05,520
Speaker 2: Yes.

720
00:37:05,719 --> 00:37:07,200
Speaker 4: And also I'm not trying to tell you where the

721
00:37:07,239 --> 00:37:10,640
Speaker 4: accents from, So it can it be that because it's

722
00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:13,279
Speaker 4: like doing general you know how people do general like

723
00:37:13,719 --> 00:37:17,080
Speaker 4: in those movies, the time period movies. Everyone's like of

724
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:21,799
Speaker 4: British but no really and it's like women Greece like

725
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:22,919
Speaker 4: things like that.

726
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:26,880
Speaker 2: Rights not it doesn't sound exactly like that.

727
00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:29,080
Speaker 4: I feel like it's like that. I feel like I'm

728
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:29,799
Speaker 4: doing the same thing.

729
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:33,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like if the guy turns it turns

730
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:37,840
Speaker 2: out is British, then maybe it's okay. Then it's a

731
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:39,360
Speaker 2: very bad job at a British accent.

732
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:41,520
Speaker 3: But I've heard you do a British accent now, so

733
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:43,800
Speaker 3: I can't Anyway.

734
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:46,640
Speaker 4: Well, so this is not British though. Everyone guess?

735
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:54,920
Speaker 2: Do you want to guess? I mean, it's just like

736
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:58,239
Speaker 2: a low upside. I do have a guess even if

737
00:37:58,280 --> 00:37:58,759
Speaker 2: I'm right.

738
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:01,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're guessing.

739
00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:03,600
Speaker 2: We okay, yes, okay.

740
00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:07,920
Speaker 4: So yeah, he was like, oh bugs and I was like,

741
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:11,279
Speaker 4: oh bugs. I was like what kind of bugs. It's like, oh,

742
00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:13,680
Speaker 4: what's the roaches? And I was like, what do you

743
00:38:13,719 --> 00:38:15,480
Speaker 4: mean there are roaches? And he was like, I mean

744
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:18,160
Speaker 4: there's the adulches. And I was like, are there roaches

745
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:20,160
Speaker 4: like in the building. He was like yes, of course,

746
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:24,000
Speaker 4: every building in Hollywood. And I was like what And

747
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:26,200
Speaker 4: I was like, okay, Like I didn't see any, like

748
00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:28,520
Speaker 4: droppings are like anything. I opened all the cabinets. That's

749
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:30,000
Speaker 4: what you're supposed to do when you go in an apartment.

750
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:32,480
Speaker 4: You're supposed to open all the cabinets, really smell see

751
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:36,160
Speaker 4: if they've roached anything. Yeah, and then like he was like,

752
00:38:36,239 --> 00:38:39,319
Speaker 4: oh no, when you have house clean, no roaches, but

753
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:43,279
Speaker 4: when you leave crumb, roaches will come. One crumb, one

754
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:47,520
Speaker 4: crumb said, and then the roaches would descend upon the apartment.

755
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:50,600
Speaker 4: So I didn't take that apartment. But that being said

756
00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:53,920
Speaker 4: dorito crumbs.

757
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:57,600
Speaker 2: Oh wait, no, you said bug food. Yeah, and food

758
00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:00,520
Speaker 2: is sometimes money. Ah m hmm.

759
00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:01,560
Speaker 4: Currency can be.

760
00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:06,160
Speaker 2: Anything like the chocolate, Brett said. And Brett found a

761
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:13,440
Speaker 2: way to solve the puzzle. So, okay, so food is

762
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:17,120
Speaker 2: bug money. Well, is there anything about my website problem?

763
00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:20,839
Speaker 2: You're selling bugs to other bugs pictures of them? Yes?

764
00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:22,840
Speaker 2: Did you pictures? You do?

765
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:24,400
Speaker 4: You like Facebook?

766
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:24,640
Speaker 2: Like?

767
00:39:24,719 --> 00:39:26,600
Speaker 4: Did you have the bugs sign away the rights to

768
00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:28,440
Speaker 4: the photos when they upload the photos?

769
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:29,520
Speaker 2: Absolutely?

770
00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:32,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a whole user agreement that they never read

771
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:35,600
Speaker 3: the fine print on okay, yeah, and I'm allowed to

772
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:38,959
Speaker 3: be friends with the bugs.

773
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,880
Speaker 2: A lot of the agreement is that we actually are good.

774
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:46,640
Speaker 4: Friends, and so they signed the site and one of

775
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:49,400
Speaker 4: their best friends one of the best friends, yes, And

776
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:53,279
Speaker 4: that if there's something like I'm having, like a big

777
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:57,359
Speaker 4: event or birthday party fundraiser, that the bugs do have

778
00:39:57,400 --> 00:39:59,120
Speaker 4: to show up and they do have to put a

779
00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:01,560
Speaker 4: smile on their face and they have to give to

780
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:06,960
Speaker 4: the gofund me as well. Yes, that's also another great scam.

781
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:10,840
Speaker 4: Go fund go fundmes for web series?

782
00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:14,080
Speaker 2: Is that is smart? Because who's ever gonna check to

783
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:17,120
Speaker 2: watch the website? You're to watch your website's gone.

784
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:21,240
Speaker 4: Nobody fucking wants to so, but we ease our guilt

785
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:22,759
Speaker 4: by paying to the fund me.

786
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:26,560
Speaker 2: I'm like, look, I'm never gonna watch bucks, right, Yeah,

787
00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:27,920
Speaker 2: people can keep all the money.

788
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:29,160
Speaker 4: You never have to make it.

789
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:31,880
Speaker 2: And you can say, like they'll get a poster or something,

790
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:37,960
Speaker 2: the last thing they want in the world. Nobody like, hey,

791
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:40,239
Speaker 2: I gave twenty dollars. I'm just wondering what I'm gonna

792
00:40:40,239 --> 00:40:43,520
Speaker 2: get by poster exactly? Is the poster ghost to like?

793
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:46,840
Speaker 4: The poster is like the top of some orange pubes.

794
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:48,799
Speaker 2: Do you want it just the top?

795
00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:50,640
Speaker 4: And if you get it, I want to see it

796
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:52,960
Speaker 4: in your house when I come to your place, and

797
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:53,719
Speaker 4: better be hanging up.

798
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,000
Speaker 2: You can have access to our dailies.

799
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:03,040
Speaker 4: You can hear all of our audio. We're gonna send

800
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:06,600
Speaker 4: you all of the sound.

801
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:12,399
Speaker 2: Hamdok had. What is another famous scam? Is there any

802
00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:13,040
Speaker 2: other ones?

803
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:15,160
Speaker 4: Any other famous scam?

804
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:15,640
Speaker 2: Yes?

805
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:19,200
Speaker 4: God, I mean the government that.

806
00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:25,319
Speaker 2: Could be its own episode. That honestly could be its

807
00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:26,800
Speaker 2: own entire episode.

808
00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:28,359
Speaker 4: It's I feel like it could be its own year.

809
00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:34,920
Speaker 2: The government is fake, the government is like always perpetrating scam.

810
00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:37,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, but also you can get over on the government

811
00:41:37,719 --> 00:41:39,759
Speaker 4: because you have to remember only in certain ways, Like

812
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:41,440
Speaker 4: I don't fuck with the I R S because eventually

813
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:43,799
Speaker 4: they will put you in jail. But there are other

814
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:46,959
Speaker 4: agencies that I will fuck with because of the people

815
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:53,239
Speaker 4: who work there. FDA, yeah, DMV fuck yeah, because at

816
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:57,040
Speaker 4: the DMV is passionate about their job. Get away with

817
00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:57,480
Speaker 4: a lot of.

818
00:41:57,480 --> 00:41:59,680
Speaker 2: Shit, and what are you doing there? Just go and

819
00:41:59,719 --> 00:42:03,520
Speaker 2: hang out now, use their chairs for whatever you want.

820
00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:06,799
Speaker 4: Fucking love their chairs. Have ever sat a DMV chair? Yes,

821
00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:09,440
Speaker 4: you have, and probably for three hours. How'd your ass

822
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:12,560
Speaker 4: feel afterwards? Think about how your ass phone? I'm picturing

823
00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:15,960
Speaker 4: it now, pretty dece Yeah, Like when I left, I

824
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:17,799
Speaker 4: was mad that I sat there for song, but I

825
00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:20,560
Speaker 4: wasn't like, oh my.

826
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:22,200
Speaker 2: But it's weird to go back and like sit down

827
00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:27,319
Speaker 2: again after you're done. Uh no, you're allowed to. That's

828
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:28,520
Speaker 2: the scam haze, right.

829
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:32,520
Speaker 4: If you want free a c chair DMV basically I.

830
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:35,000
Speaker 2: Go and that's my we work. It's just the DMV

831
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:36,040
Speaker 2: way to gettt.

832
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:38,640
Speaker 4: Truly truly can be. You could probably get some Wi Fi.

833
00:42:39,239 --> 00:42:44,160
Speaker 4: They have it free headshots and nobody questions shots, No

834
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:46,600
Speaker 4: one questions being one stop shot or being there for

835
00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:47,200
Speaker 4: a long time.

836
00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:51,920
Speaker 2: Just bring a piece of your mail if anybody else going, Yeah,

837
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:57,319
Speaker 2: a piece of mail. I forgot this last time. The

838
00:42:57,360 --> 00:42:59,759
Speaker 2: way you can scan the FDA I found is they

839
00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:04,239
Speaker 2: can't eat the food that you are bringing in to sell.

840
00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:06,040
Speaker 2: So you go and like, I have this food, I'm

841
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:09,239
Speaker 2: going to sell this food. They can smell it, they

842
00:43:09,239 --> 00:43:11,359
Speaker 2: can look at it, but they can't eat it because

843
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:12,640
Speaker 2: you have to be able to take it out with

844
00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:15,040
Speaker 2: you because then there won't be food anymore. So all

845
00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:18,040
Speaker 2: you have to do is make sure it like smells okay,

846
00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:20,399
Speaker 2: and they have to stamp it and be like, yes,

847
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:21,600
Speaker 2: this is fine.

848
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:23,719
Speaker 4: So if I were to bring in like styrofoam, but

849
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:27,160
Speaker 4: I cover it with like a really good cheese sauce, Yes,

850
00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:30,879
Speaker 4: like this smells good. I have it in like very

851
00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:32,719
Speaker 4: clean containers. It looks good.

852
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:36,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then you can reuse the container, yeah, after

853
00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:38,160
Speaker 2: you sell it. And if you brought that in and

854
00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:40,720
Speaker 2: you said this is power cake it gives you special powers.

855
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:46,520
Speaker 2: Can I can I sell this power cake for billion

856
00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:51,040
Speaker 2: bugs and then it makes kids able to fly through

857
00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:54,239
Speaker 2: walls or whatever? Right? Yes, then come back here. They

858
00:43:54,239 --> 00:43:57,840
Speaker 2: have to at least approve a trial. And then Brett

859
00:43:58,120 --> 00:44:00,399
Speaker 2: like once he eats it and is like, okay, there's

860
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:02,919
Speaker 2: only cheese on the outside of this. There's no cake.

861
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:06,319
Speaker 2: Are you inside it's foam? It's too like he has

862
00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:10,319
Speaker 2: no grounds at that point, no grounds because there's no

863
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:13,319
Speaker 2: legal grounds because the FDA has stamped it.

864
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:16,759
Speaker 4: So the FDA is letting us getting stamped it, and

865
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:18,839
Speaker 4: he's eating it. So the f DATE, which makes sense

866
00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:22,399
Speaker 4: because the FDA is constantly recalling things like hey, we

867
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:24,400
Speaker 4: let you eat this and turns out you die.

868
00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:28,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's like it's too big, like we ate

869
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:31,240
Speaker 2: it already the way you eat it, you can't recall.

870
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:34,880
Speaker 4: I always stop everyone else from eating it. Yeah, you died,

871
00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:38,160
Speaker 4: but everyone else didn't die because we stopped it from happening.

872
00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:40,800
Speaker 2: After you die, you can't unstamp it, you know what

873
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:44,440
Speaker 2: I mean. Yes, they're not going to exists inards. They don't.

874
00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:45,640
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, they.

875
00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:52,239
Speaker 2: Can't come disgusting. No, and it's clean. Thank you. That

876
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:59,360
Speaker 2: not anymore a power cake this big that's going to

877
00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:02,040
Speaker 2: it looks clean right now. But if if one crumb

878
00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:06,560
Speaker 2: falls and breath's inderds, then the bugs, then the bugs

879
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:07,920
Speaker 2: all join in there, and.

880
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:10,000
Speaker 4: That's like a contractual thing that like the bugs that

881
00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:16,200
Speaker 4: Sean has uploading, they in Brett.

882
00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:23,520
Speaker 2: The some of my bug friends from Bugsite probably are

883
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:28,760
Speaker 2: residing in Brett right now. Just statistically, it makes Earwolf

884
00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:31,320
Speaker 2: kind of a one stop shot because they can come here,

885
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:37,840
Speaker 2: buy nudes, be friends with Sean, and then bugs like

886
00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:41,799
Speaker 2: other nudes. No, no, no, the end, like the equivalent

887
00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:46,719
Speaker 2: of the chips the Earwolf gives out is the crumbs

888
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:51,440
Speaker 2: in bread's innerds. They can converge on. Yeah, the photos

889
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:53,920
Speaker 2: are all of that moment right before they fly, but

890
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:57,120
Speaker 2: they've opened their whole shell to like reveal the underneath part,

891
00:45:57,200 --> 00:45:59,440
Speaker 2: but they haven't started flying yet. You know what I mean?

892
00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:03,000
Speaker 2: When bugs? Do you know those? Yeah? Is that hot that?

893
00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:06,840
Speaker 4: I feel like if that was like a human nude,

894
00:46:07,160 --> 00:46:10,960
Speaker 4: that would be like the inside of the shaft of

895
00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:13,879
Speaker 4: a penis. Okay, I don't know if that's the part

896
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:14,400
Speaker 4: that people.

897
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:19,160
Speaker 2: After. No, it's a part right before right when the

898
00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:25,720
Speaker 2: penis is kind of like unfurling itself. God, but before

899
00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:29,200
Speaker 2: before it like really like it's full flying.

900
00:46:30,239 --> 00:46:32,600
Speaker 4: Okay, so yeah, yeah, I don't know if I want

901
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:33,120
Speaker 4: to look at that.

902
00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:36,759
Speaker 2: Right when the flaps are starting to like come loose, I.

903
00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:38,319
Speaker 4: Feel like that's not what people are looking People are

904
00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:41,800
Speaker 4: looking for like external Like I want to see the ants,

905
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:45,280
Speaker 4: but like you know, ants have like honestly, Instagram models

906
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:46,160
Speaker 4: are shaped.

907
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:55,840
Speaker 2: Just like ants. She just says she wants to see. Oh,

908
00:46:57,800 --> 00:46:59,560
Speaker 2: actually think, yeah, I do have.

909
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:01,840
Speaker 4: Like have you ever looked at an ants butt and

910
00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:06,919
Speaker 4: then like looked as like like Kim Kardashian and then

911
00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:10,520
Speaker 4: like look at them and they shape have like three butts?

912
00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:17,240
Speaker 2: Wow, pay three times as much. I have to triple

913
00:47:17,239 --> 00:47:21,680
Speaker 2: the fee make the same. Yeah, they do have three butts,

914
00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:23,239
Speaker 2: and I got photos of all of them.

915
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:26,080
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, okay, so I'm interested.

916
00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:27,399
Speaker 2: I know you are.

917
00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:29,600
Speaker 4: So I heard you say that.

918
00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:33,719
Speaker 2: I hear you. Okay, all right, she's listening in she's

919
00:47:33,840 --> 00:47:34,520
Speaker 2: he's dropping.

920
00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:37,239
Speaker 4: Okay, it's not called he dropping. When we're face to

921
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:39,319
Speaker 4: face and talking to one another. You just kind of

922
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:42,719
Speaker 4: turned caddy corner to me, but you're still talking and

923
00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:44,720
Speaker 4: I'm still here. Are we going to close?

924
00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:46,759
Speaker 2: The deal. I mean like how much? Now, my friend

925
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:50,719
Speaker 2: she's talking to me, I am talking to you.

926
00:47:51,719 --> 00:47:53,399
Speaker 4: Okay, this is trying to talk to you.

927
00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:59,879
Speaker 2: So or how much? Or did you say how much?

928
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:01,160
Speaker 4: Yes?

929
00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:01,560
Speaker 2: I did?

930
00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:04,960
Speaker 4: I asked how much? You're a very shy business person.

931
00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:07,839
Speaker 2: What's something that you need right now? Just like say

932
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:09,560
Speaker 2: what you need and you don't give that to you?

933
00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:12,000
Speaker 4: Are you guys selling something or no? Because it seems

934
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:14,560
Speaker 4: like like there's a lot of hesitations on a nerd.

935
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:19,239
Speaker 2: To congrats on the successful Scam Goddess launch signs. I

936
00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:21,239
Speaker 2: own those. I won't negotiate.

937
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:23,640
Speaker 4: I own those signs.

938
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:27,000
Speaker 2: But that's what he's saying, like he wants to buy them.

939
00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:27,760
Speaker 2: I want to trade.

940
00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:29,240
Speaker 4: Oh you want to trade them?

941
00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:32,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, you want to see these freaking ant butts. You're

942
00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:35,160
Speaker 2: gonna have to pay through the nose and Scam Goddess sides.

943
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:40,920
Speaker 4: Honestly, amputs aren't enough for the signs. How about going

944
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:45,440
Speaker 4: to negotiate? How about amputs and the Hollywood handbooks sign

945
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:48,600
Speaker 4: and the cold machine that it's behind.

946
00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:53,319
Speaker 2: I don't know if I'm authorized to do that. Well

947
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:55,360
Speaker 2: you could. Do you have any more pictures? Pictures of

948
00:48:55,440 --> 00:49:01,200
Speaker 2: like a bee's goose, pimples I have, I do have

949
00:49:01,239 --> 00:49:04,160
Speaker 2: a bee with goose pimples. Yet it's not a bee,

950
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:04,920
Speaker 2: it's a wasp.

951
00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:07,200
Speaker 4: That's honestly better.

952
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:08,080
Speaker 2: Whoa.

953
00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:13,319
Speaker 4: Yeah, everyone has their preference. I'm not a person, and.

954
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:16,360
Speaker 2: There is no king shaming in this studio.

955
00:49:18,719 --> 00:49:21,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, be cluse, can't wasps live after they stand years?

956
00:49:21,640 --> 00:49:29,279
Speaker 2: Can wasps live? Can was Can they live? Please? Can

957
00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:34,080
Speaker 2: wasps live? Yeah? They can't.

958
00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:37,759
Speaker 4: That's hot because like the bee dies and then that's uncomfortable,

959
00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:41,000
Speaker 4: that sucks. Yeah, but like the wasp lives and then.

960
00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:46,160
Speaker 2: Yes, the wasp in in these pictures is dead, but

961
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:50,839
Speaker 2: oh it's a dead but totally dead wasp. Different. Yeah,

962
00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:53,160
Speaker 2: but it's from totally other reasons.

963
00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:54,919
Speaker 4: That I don't want to look at a dead wasp

964
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:56,879
Speaker 4: for sexual pleasure it.

965
00:49:56,800 --> 00:50:00,080
Speaker 2: Has, yeah, and the bee dying is not part of

966
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:00,480
Speaker 2: it for me.

967
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:04,919
Speaker 4: I don't know if these bugs like you that much.

968
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:06,320
Speaker 4: If you're like selling there.

969
00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:09,640
Speaker 2: Well, why don't you read the user agreement and fight out?

970
00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:12,560
Speaker 2: There's not really a lot of room for interpretation.

971
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:17,360
Speaker 4: Thereat it yourself, which I'm pretty sure is like legally

972
00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:21,040
Speaker 4: signed it. I don't think that's how like laws work.

973
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:25,360
Speaker 2: Oh really, Yeah, so nobody wrote, though, are you a lawyer?

974
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:28,880
Speaker 2: They just they just here.

975
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:33,759
Speaker 4: That's right, But that doesn't mean but she's not here,

976
00:50:34,239 --> 00:50:35,160
Speaker 4: So I don't know.

977
00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:37,120
Speaker 2: It's helpful for people to know, like, oh, how they

978
00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:38,160
Speaker 2: get Lacy on this show?

979
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:43,719
Speaker 4: Okay, that's not how I got on. You guys wanted

980
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:46,480
Speaker 4: to fight me. I heard you wanted to fight me.

981
00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:49,520
Speaker 2: I don't remember saying that. For Grow we get a

982
00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:51,760
Speaker 2: lot of people to come on this show.

983
00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:54,359
Speaker 4: Four grown men wanted to fight me, and I said,

984
00:50:54,360 --> 00:50:56,160
Speaker 4: that's fine, fight anybody.

985
00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:58,000
Speaker 2: Well, let's just do a podcast for something. We could

986
00:50:58,080 --> 00:51:00,680
Speaker 2: fight afterwards, and we'll fight after the pot cast and

987
00:51:00,719 --> 00:51:04,000
Speaker 2: then we still feel like you're a wolf club.

988
00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:09,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're very grun and you're super groun clean and

989
00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:13,840
Speaker 4: very clean spotless. Some would say there's like Clorox clean,

990
00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:18,960
Speaker 4: and then there's like Presenters Clean clean. Yeah, but yeah, no,

991
00:51:19,040 --> 00:51:21,080
Speaker 4: I was told I would come here. I would have

992
00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:30,560
Speaker 4: some lace and a knock off Lacroix called Bubbly, and

993
00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:31,279
Speaker 4: then we would fight.

994
00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:36,240
Speaker 2: Okay, Brant has pulled up a picture of a huge ant.

995
00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:39,360
Speaker 4: But is there a boil though? Or is that a butt?

996
00:51:40,719 --> 00:51:43,319
Speaker 4: But was like the colors weird?

997
00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:48,240
Speaker 2: Like in there, honey, it looks yeah, that ant has.

998
00:51:48,120 --> 00:51:50,480
Speaker 3: Been eating so much honey, and the ant's friends with

999
00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:54,440
Speaker 3: the bee obviously to have access to honey like that,

1000
00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:55,919
Speaker 3: I feel.

1001
00:51:55,800 --> 00:52:00,880
Speaker 4: Weird about is this ant sick? Are you showing me

1002
00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:01,560
Speaker 4: a sick aunt?

1003
00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:08,240
Speaker 2: This aunt sick like s I c c the aunt's sick?

1004
00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:12,879
Speaker 2: Ant thick? It's actually a very good ant and it's

1005
00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:14,240
Speaker 2: worth a lot.

1006
00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:15,680
Speaker 4: You've already showed it to me.

1007
00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:17,480
Speaker 2: Fuck, Brian, what did you do?

1008
00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:20,359
Speaker 4: You're supposed like that was a whole allures that I

1009
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:22,560
Speaker 4: didn't see the photos, and I was willing to bargain,

1010
00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:25,560
Speaker 4: but now like, yeah, I've seen it.

1011
00:52:26,239 --> 00:52:29,280
Speaker 2: I got my straight into the bank. Well I obviously

1012
00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:32,280
Speaker 2: got scammed. Click, I've obviously been scammed.

1013
00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:34,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you. That was my whole point.

1014
00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:38,399
Speaker 2: I got who's who's coming on the show next? Yeah?

1015
00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:39,160
Speaker 2: Who else coming?

1016
00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:40,720
Speaker 4: Nicole Byer's coming next?

1017
00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:44,240
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, you mentioned her as someone who's been on already.

1018
00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:46,200
Speaker 2: I thought, oh no, it's coming after that.

1019
00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:52,080
Speaker 4: Oh I've recorded fourteen episodes already, so okay, just no, no,

1020
00:52:52,440 --> 00:52:55,640
Speaker 4: there's thirty any more. But the scam is is that

1021
00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:58,040
Speaker 4: they have they can't be evergreen because they can't they

1022
00:52:58,080 --> 00:52:59,719
Speaker 4: have to be Evergreen because I have to leave town.

1023
00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:07,719
Speaker 2: Tell me about Floorider Girls. Yeah, what, what's your favorite track.

1024
00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:09,719
Speaker 4: From Florider?

1025
00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:10,080
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1026
00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:13,439
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm very partial to apple bottom and jeans

1027
00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:14,880
Speaker 4: boots with the First, and I know that some of

1028
00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:16,880
Speaker 4: his most popular work, but I honestly think it's some

1029
00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:17,960
Speaker 4: of his most impactful.

1030
00:53:18,239 --> 00:53:22,200
Speaker 2: Yeah. Often, there's a reason I've never felt more seen.

1031
00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:25,240
Speaker 4: I had boots with the First. I had apple bottom

1032
00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:29,719
Speaker 4: jeans because I had an apple bottom and bottom fit

1033
00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:32,840
Speaker 4: in those jeans. The whole premise of those jeans is

1034
00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:34,600
Speaker 4: like you have a big butt and then you have

1035
00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:36,520
Speaker 4: a small waist, and so they make the way small,

1036
00:53:36,560 --> 00:53:37,520
Speaker 4: but they make the butt big.

1037
00:53:37,719 --> 00:53:40,600
Speaker 2: Did he ever stop my set at all? No?

1038
00:53:41,080 --> 00:53:44,279
Speaker 4: And that was honestly unfortunate. We wanted to see him.

1039
00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:47,360
Speaker 4: One of our cast members, Melanie, didn't even understand that

1040
00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:50,520
Speaker 4: Floorider was spelled like Florida, and it completely blew her mind.

1041
00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:53,879
Speaker 4: When we told her that, it was like a huge revelation, she.

1042
00:53:53,880 --> 00:53:58,120
Speaker 2: Cried, well, the Florida Girls be becoming a god, which

1043
00:53:58,160 --> 00:53:58,880
Speaker 2: I have.

1044
00:53:59,560 --> 00:54:03,080
Speaker 3: Heard it is happening in that same general region. In

1045
00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:06,480
Speaker 3: your case, I mean, I guess you did become the scam.

1046
00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:08,799
Speaker 4: Goddess yeah, I did. But I didn't become the scam

1047
00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:12,200
Speaker 4: goddess in Florida. I became the scam goddess in the

1048
00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:13,560
Speaker 4: birth of most scams.

1049
00:54:14,360 --> 00:54:18,440
Speaker 2: Brooklyn, New York, on a scam town.

1050
00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:21,960
Speaker 4: The hottest scams are coming out of Brooklyn. And I'm

1051
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:23,080
Speaker 4: not even kidding.

1052
00:54:22,719 --> 00:54:22,879
Speaker 2: Like.

1053
00:54:24,320 --> 00:54:27,360
Speaker 4: Like Silicon Valley for scams is Brooklyn.

1054
00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:31,920
Speaker 2: The water is different there. Yeah, it truly is the

1055
00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:36,240
Speaker 2: bagels the water they put in the scams. Who just texted?

1056
00:54:36,239 --> 00:54:40,439
Speaker 2: It different? Who texted you? Wow? I see you reading

1057
00:54:40,520 --> 00:54:44,000
Speaker 2: and say the truth. First of all, I touched my phone.

1058
00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:46,880
Speaker 4: I didn't touch my phone, and I feel accused you

1059
00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:52,600
Speaker 4: of I phone shamed me several times. I took it. Okay,

1060
00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:53,960
Speaker 4: you know what in your phone is face down, so

1061
00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:56,759
Speaker 4: that's fair. I can put my phone face down. It

1062
00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:59,160
Speaker 4: was just sitting there. I did not read anything.

1063
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:03,000
Speaker 2: Did you and say the truth? And you must say

1064
00:55:03,040 --> 00:55:03,399
Speaker 2: the truth.

1065
00:55:03,480 --> 00:55:06,080
Speaker 4: I am getting ambushed on the show so much.

1066
00:55:06,680 --> 00:55:08,520
Speaker 2: And this is going to make for one hell of

1067
00:55:08,560 --> 00:55:17,080
Speaker 2: an article. This says his mom and the Tomorrow sexual

1068
00:55:20,719 --> 00:55:24,160
Speaker 2: It says mom, Mom, Mom, just got home from my

1069
00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:26,360
Speaker 2: date with my girlfriend and my boyfriend.

1070
00:55:26,960 --> 00:55:31,640
Speaker 4: Because I'm by and Polly, which are those are fun things.

1071
00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:33,920
Speaker 4: I mean, once my mom did say something that was

1072
00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:35,960
Speaker 4: interesting that I was like, hmmm.

1073
00:55:37,080 --> 00:55:37,480
Speaker 2: Me too.

1074
00:55:37,640 --> 00:55:39,600
Speaker 4: She just told me that.

1075
00:55:40,239 --> 00:55:46,439
Speaker 2: A well, dude, my mom had me like, you guys

1076
00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:50,280
Speaker 2: are trolling. Mom says something interesting. We're ship posting.

1077
00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:53,479
Speaker 4: I've never been trolled, so yeah, I'm literally like ship

1078
00:55:53,560 --> 00:55:54,840
Speaker 4: post getting ship posted.

1079
00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:56,000
Speaker 2: We're ship posting.

1080
00:55:56,040 --> 00:55:57,320
Speaker 4: And you could do this in person.

1081
00:55:57,760 --> 00:56:02,319
Speaker 2: That's all. My whole personality is ship posting. Who is

1082
00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:05,799
Speaker 2: the text being sent by to you?

1083
00:56:06,960 --> 00:56:11,400
Speaker 4: It's some texts in some Instagram notifications. Yeah, that's all,

1084
00:56:11,880 --> 00:56:13,719
Speaker 4: And like I only know that because like one is

1085
00:56:13,760 --> 00:56:16,399
Speaker 4: green and one is purple and pink. I haven't read them.

1086
00:56:16,440 --> 00:56:17,800
Speaker 2: And no Cender on the text.

1087
00:56:20,040 --> 00:56:21,360
Speaker 4: You actually know the cender?

1088
00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:27,839
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, return to Cender. Well, if we know them,

1089
00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:31,440
Speaker 2: I know them. Okay, yeah, so let's figure out who

1090
00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:37,799
Speaker 2: it is. Someone who is not that famous. If I

1091
00:56:37,880 --> 00:56:43,840
Speaker 2: know them, they're not doing great specifically knowing you do.

1092
00:56:43,920 --> 00:56:45,279
Speaker 4: I need to stop knowing you.

1093
00:56:45,520 --> 00:56:50,560
Speaker 2: If they're doing when you look, you're on a rocket

1094
00:56:50,560 --> 00:56:53,600
Speaker 2: ship to fame. When you reach your destination, you will

1095
00:56:53,680 --> 00:56:56,840
Speaker 2: no longer know me. I've seen it one thousand pounds before,

1096
00:56:58,040 --> 00:56:59,920
Speaker 2: and God bless my former friends.

1097
00:57:00,120 --> 00:57:01,880
Speaker 4: How do I do it? Like, do I need to

1098
00:57:01,920 --> 00:57:02,879
Speaker 4: call you?

1099
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:06,440
Speaker 2: Trying to be like offically what you need to do?

1100
00:57:07,080 --> 00:57:09,960
Speaker 4: I will always know you to my lawyer.

1101
00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:14,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, well no, but you might not have to know me.

1102
00:57:14,840 --> 00:57:19,600
Speaker 2: You'll be like, oh, yeah, I knew him, you know me?

1103
00:57:19,680 --> 00:57:22,720
Speaker 4: Now I just have to say I knew him. I

1104
00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:24,480
Speaker 4: just start have to talk like in past tense. I

1105
00:57:24,480 --> 00:57:26,000
Speaker 4: have to start bringing up everything that we do in

1106
00:57:26,040 --> 00:57:26,560
Speaker 4: past tense.

1107
00:57:26,760 --> 00:57:27,439
Speaker 2: That would help.

1108
00:57:27,600 --> 00:57:29,560
Speaker 4: Like even right now, I'm like, yeah, I was on

1109
00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:30,600
Speaker 4: his podcast once.

1110
00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:33,400
Speaker 2: The text is from someone who either has a podcast

1111
00:57:33,520 --> 00:57:36,600
Speaker 2: or has been on three hundred episodes.

1112
00:57:36,680 --> 00:57:38,880
Speaker 4: Hell yeah, the name's on this table. The name is

1113
00:57:38,920 --> 00:57:40,920
Speaker 4: on this table, So I knew that. And this is

1114
00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:43,080
Speaker 4: the blood and Blood out Ganggang table. When you sign

1115
00:57:43,160 --> 00:57:45,120
Speaker 4: your name to the table, it says that you will

1116
00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:48,080
Speaker 4: choke anybody out with a pair of Earwolf headphones upon

1117
00:57:48,320 --> 00:57:51,400
Speaker 4: ass like when you're asked you go to you didn't.

1118
00:57:51,240 --> 00:57:53,400
Speaker 2: Even have to ask. Truly, I take a bullet for

1119
00:57:53,440 --> 00:57:54,280
Speaker 2: Colin Anderson.

1120
00:57:54,960 --> 00:57:58,120
Speaker 4: Who who would it is?

1121
00:57:58,160 --> 00:58:00,240
Speaker 2: Colin texting? Texting? No?

1122
00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:02,480
Speaker 4: I wish I get emails from.

1123
00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:05,240
Speaker 2: Colin remember those days?

1124
00:58:07,600 --> 00:58:17,960
Speaker 4: You know what you guys are legendary status. Okay, you

1125
00:58:17,960 --> 00:58:20,200
Speaker 4: could if you read all the names on this table,

1126
00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:21,000
Speaker 4: you'll get it.

1127
00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:24,320
Speaker 2: Okay, Comedy Bang Bang.

1128
00:58:24,680 --> 00:58:26,400
Speaker 4: The text is not from comedy Bang Bank.

1129
00:58:27,640 --> 00:58:30,960
Speaker 2: That was a really good guess. That was good. It's

1130
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:32,400
Speaker 2: the first name I saw on the table.

1131
00:58:32,840 --> 00:58:33,800
Speaker 4: It's truly a good guess.

1132
00:58:34,040 --> 00:58:34,960
Speaker 2: That was really smart.

1133
00:58:35,200 --> 00:58:39,080
Speaker 4: Wait is this you? No, don't know how to do

1134
00:58:39,120 --> 00:58:40,000
Speaker 4: block letters? And what?

1135
00:58:40,480 --> 00:58:45,120
Speaker 2: Please? I wish what Sean? Is that from Sean Conroy

1136
00:58:45,200 --> 00:58:45,520
Speaker 2: or something?

1137
00:58:47,360 --> 00:58:49,320
Speaker 4: I'm so happy about that. Who's on your hat?

1138
00:58:49,360 --> 00:58:51,840
Speaker 2: Now? I'm just gonna Shaun a guy for me. It's

1139
00:58:51,880 --> 00:58:55,320
Speaker 2: a street light. I like it. No one scam pisses

1140
00:58:55,360 --> 00:58:59,480
Speaker 2: me off for real. Bye,