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Speaker 1: Ladies and gents, this is the moment you've waited for.

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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show is here. Get your butt at the

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Speaker 1: Jews Show. Should you plan for a divorce before you

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Speaker 1: even get married? It's The Jewel Show? And that is

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Speaker 1: a question that was asked on the Internet because somebody

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Speaker 1: asked people to share their unpopular opinions about marriage that

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Speaker 1: most people probably don't agree with. And we'll cover the

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Speaker 1: list right now. Do you think each of these are

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Speaker 1: good or bad advice for people getting married? I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: say mostly bad. And that was one of the things.

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Speaker 1: An unpopular opinion about marriage is planned for a divorce

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Speaker 1: before you tie the knof people say this all the time.

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Speaker 1: I mean, like, because divorce rate's way high, right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean there's a difference zom being real stick right.

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Speaker 1: Something could happen, Yeah, at some point and you guys

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Speaker 1: This kind of seems like you're doing the whole situation.

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Speaker 1: I know what that means. What does that mean, I

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Speaker 1: mean it's a prenup. Oh, yoh up. I don't really

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Speaker 1: know what a prenup is. That's like agreement, agreement. No,

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Speaker 1: it's just basically like before you get married, you just say, okay,

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Speaker 1: like if we get divorced, I'm gonna keep this. You're

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Speaker 1: up the stuff that you get why you're married or whatever.

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Speaker 1: Whatever your agreement is, it can be whatever you want, right,

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Speaker 1: lawyers and all of it. Another thing from unpopular opinions

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Speaker 1: Isn't that called dating? Yeah, well you get married, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: But the only time that I think a separate bank

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Speaker 1: because anytime I have to buy a present for Alex's

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Speaker 1: They say nobody should propose out of the blue, So

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Speaker 1: another Jewil phone frames. Hello, Oh my gosh, is this Vanessa? Vanessa? Um? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: is Trevor, and um, I think you might have some

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Speaker 1: I was just checking to see if you're getting some

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Speaker 1: Do you know there's any way we can stop it

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Speaker 1: I'll just stop them putting your address as my address. Wait,

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Speaker 1: why that doesn't make sense? Like, well now it makes

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Speaker 1: why are you sending mail to my house? It's weird.

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Speaker 1: Why are you stealing mail that I've sent to your house?

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Speaker 1: That's even weirder because I think I'm not doing that.

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Speaker 1: checked steal and mails a federal offense, and I might

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Speaker 1: fuck are you talking about? You're insane? Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: you called the cops. Idea, I'm stealing my own mail.

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Speaker 1: Are you your home right now? I'm not home? I know, yeah,

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Speaker 1: And I just put an envelope in there addressed to

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Speaker 1: you with some illegal pussenses in it. Hey, so you've

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Speaker 1: my gosh. So you're calling the cops on me because

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Speaker 1: I stole your mail and now you are planning drugs

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Speaker 1: Paybacks the bea staying and I'm the queen Bee in

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Speaker 1: this one. She shouldn't have messed with my honeycomb, honey comb,

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Speaker 1: also not the guy that you cut off in traffic

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Speaker 1: this is actually Jewel from The Jewels Show doing a

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Speaker 1: phone Brenk on you and your sister Nutgleie set you

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Speaker 1: up for a phone brenk. Oh my gosh, no what Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: she said that you've been getting some weird mail delivered

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Speaker 1: So yes, yes, I've been getting so much of it recently.

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Speaker 1: This is so funny. I did have to put some

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Speaker 1: Up is on the phone for a first Day follow

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Speaker 1: up today. He has no idea why he's not getting

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Speaker 1: a call back from a girl that he's been dating.

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Speaker 1: I guess for a few weeks now. Her name is Candice,

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Speaker 1: and I just wanted to ask him right away, Brandon,

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Speaker 1: what did you do? I didn't do anything, sure, sure

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Speaker 1: I didn't. It was great, but now she's ghosted me.

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Speaker 1: And now it's like I'm dating Casper. So we'll tell

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Speaker 1: us about Candice first, how did you guys meet? So

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Speaker 1: we met on an app and I know, I know,

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Speaker 1: but you know everyone's doing it now and I don't know.

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Speaker 1: We hit it off on the app and we started

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Speaker 1: week and a half now, all right, So that's definitely

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Speaker 1: she's definitely is ghosting you, so brighton again, What did

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Speaker 1: you do? Oh no, man, novely, I didn't do anything. Well,

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Speaker 1: Look at that. If you're game, Like, if you're if

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Speaker 1: your game, if you're willing to kind of like allow

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Speaker 1: my momentary freak out to not be a deal breaker.

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Speaker 1: I think we've established now that we can talk about

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Speaker 1: some stuff and I'll make some more spaghetti and have

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Speaker 1: extra meatballs ready, so we're good to go. Nice. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: there you go. Yeah, thank you, Kennis. I'll text you

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Speaker 1: and guys, thank thank you so much. Welcome congratulations. When

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Speaker 1: we get bubble heads of us on the show, we'll

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Speaker 1: send you some. Don't tease me. Jubils First Day follow

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Speaker 1: Up The Jebels Show on Demand Jubils Dirty Little Secret

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Speaker 1: Druggling Right now, boy, it's time for Dirty Little Secret.

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Speaker 1: Remember text in four one six one. If you have

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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret, you can tell us anything. It

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Speaker 1: doesn't matter, and we keep everybody anonymous, so you're free

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Speaker 1: to say excuse me, like I free to say any

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Speaker 1: Oh no, my throat, I'm not free to say anything

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Speaker 1: you want because nobody will know who you are. We

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Speaker 1: don't even ask what your name is. Everybody stays anonymous.

437
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Speaker 1: The reason I'm struggling is do you ever get so

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Speaker 1: hungry where I feel like you're about to puke? Oh? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: just happened right when I was about to start talking

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Speaker 1: about Oh so gross hunger pangs, almost puke. Uh. Feeling

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Speaker 1: angry is on the phone, angry about angry is on

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Speaker 1: the phone. What's up? Angry? What's up? Not much? I'm

443
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Speaker 1: obviously hungry right now. But um, you have a dirty

444
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Speaker 1: little secret? I do? Yes, Okay, what is it? So?

445
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Speaker 1: When Netflix was like brand new, I really wanted it

446
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Speaker 1: but was not willing to pay, And so I hooked

447
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Speaker 1: up with this guy who had a Netflix account and

448
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Speaker 1: I like, yeah, I was. I definitely was, and uh

449
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Speaker 1: And he gave me his logging info and I, to

450
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Speaker 1: this day, five years later, still use his account using it.

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Speaker 1: I mean probably hundreds of people. Probably you'll secret. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think that guys slept with hundreds of people. Well no,

453
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Speaker 1: if he was lucky, so he hasn't noticed at all.

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Speaker 1: I don't. I mean, I don't really know. I haven't

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Speaker 1: seen him. In stupid question. I apologize for the dumb question.

456
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:19,399
Speaker 1: That was a very stupid question. Sometimes I do that

457
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Speaker 1: and I catch myself and I just have to call

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Speaker 1: it out because I know people are probably thinking it too,

459
00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:24,960
Speaker 1: like wow, is a dumb question, And if they're not,

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Speaker 1: they should be thinking that, you know, because anyway, terrible question.

461
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Speaker 1: He obviously hasn't noticed. What are you gonna do when

462
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Speaker 1: he does find out? That's better? Thank you? I mean,

463
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Speaker 1: I'm waiting for the day. I'm waiting for the day.

464
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Speaker 1: I don't think he's ever going to find out. He

465
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Speaker 1: might actually, because they have settings in the back, like

466
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Speaker 1: in Netflix, where you can go and you can see

467
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Speaker 1: like how many people are logged into your account? Oh really?

468
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah you guys yea, and you can end the session.

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Speaker 1: Because I did that once. There was like twenty people

470
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Speaker 1: logged in because we always like put it in when

471
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Speaker 1: we would go to Airbnb's yeah, and we would log out.

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Speaker 1: So all these people all over the world, I says,

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Speaker 1: we're using our Netflix pass because there's there. I guarantee

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Speaker 1: you this dude that you hooked up with just so

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Speaker 1: you could get his net and it was just so

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Speaker 1: you could get his Netflix password. I mean at the

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Speaker 1: end of the day, Yeah, oh wow, you use him.

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Speaker 1: Was it enjoyable? And although the actual act of it

479
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:18,040
Speaker 1: or was the whole time, You're just like, say fourteen

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Speaker 1: dollars a month, I'm gonna stay fourteen dollars a month.

481
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say fourteen dollars a month. I mean, it

482
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Speaker 1: wasn't like the worst afternoon in my life. But you

483
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Speaker 1: know whatever, I saw him like twice. This is just

484
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Speaker 1: another example of women taking advantage of men. It happens

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Speaker 1: all the time, doesn't aflix. Well, men take advantage of

486
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Speaker 1: women all the time too. What was I saying, like

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Speaker 1: we always know what time it is because there's one

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Speaker 1: of the mic wave one on the stove. I've actually

489
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Speaker 1: never heard that before, but I know because women's belong

490
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Speaker 1: in the kitchen making me get a sandwich, doing laundry.

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Speaker 1: You know it goes both ways. Yeah, well, men kind

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Speaker 1: of suck. So I don't feel bad for him at all.

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Speaker 1: I guarantee you he's at home though, and he's like,

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Speaker 1: I never watched when did I watch that? Because it show,

495
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Speaker 1: as you suggested, things you should watch and if someone

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Speaker 1: else is using your account, that's happened to me and

497
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Speaker 1: Alex any time. I'm so confused, I'm like asking my

498
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Speaker 1: fifteen year old daughter, like, U were you watching? This?

499
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Speaker 1: Wasn't really weird real sex diaries. It's like, no, I

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Speaker 1: didn't come on, No, I promise, And then we find

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Speaker 1: out that somebody in Rhode Island probably watch. Well, thank

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Speaker 1: you for telling us your dirty little secret? Yes, thank

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Speaker 1: you so much for listenings. Yeah, what's your dirty little secret?

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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on Demand. Welcome to the iron N,

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Speaker 1: The Idiot News Network where idiots not just in the news.

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Speaker 1: They for Thursday August twelve, twenty twenty one, I'm Jewel

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Speaker 1: Fresh and who cares about me and what I have

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Speaker 1: to say? You're gonna want to hear a funny audio

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Speaker 1: from a storm chaser coming up in just a second.

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Speaker 1: But before that, let's meet the idiots. I'm Elix Fresh,

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Speaker 1: and airlines have started using a certain item to detain

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Speaker 1: out of control passengers and trust me, we are all

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Speaker 1: here for it. And I'm English Evan, and I might

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Speaker 1: as well work as a steward at this point because

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Speaker 1: I'm in the sky again. Oh. Two airline stories all right,

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Speaker 1: those coming up in just a second before your first

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Speaker 1: story of the day in the i n N. The

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Speaker 1: Adiot news network, whereas aren't just in newsday report the news.

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Speaker 1: Six tornadoes touched down in northern Illinois the other day,

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Speaker 1: six and they caused damage but no serious injuries. The

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Speaker 1: thing that's making headlines, though, is one very dramatic storm

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Speaker 1: chaser shot a funnel cloud that was so big that

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Speaker 1: he kept repeating violent tornado. So see how many times

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Speaker 1: you can count him saying violet tornado in like twenty seconds,

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Speaker 1: ripping up the tree. There's abouts across the road that

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Speaker 1: is a violent tornado, violeta violet tornado. At violet tornado

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Speaker 1: that is easily in the F two violet tornado. Do

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Speaker 1: you know what kind of tornado that was? Violet? He's

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Speaker 1: violent for sure. Why does he sound so dumb about that?

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Speaker 1: He does seven times in twenty seconds he said tornado.

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Speaker 1: So that's one violent tornado. And this is the I

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Speaker 1: n N, the idiot News Network where idiots aren't just

533
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Speaker 1: in the news. For your next story the day, let's

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Speaker 1: send it on already. Alex Fresh, who's in the not

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Speaker 1: so Friendly Skynes. Yeah, I only counted five. All of

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00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:07,000
Speaker 1: you holler in the car you feel me? Um okay?

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00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:09,120
Speaker 1: So I don't know if you guys missed it last week,

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Speaker 1: but there was a out of control passenger on a

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00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:17,399
Speaker 1: plane and obviously got detained by a flight attendant. And

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Speaker 1: they have no tolerance for like out of control you

541
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:23,680
Speaker 1: know people anymore, and so you know, they usually have

542
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:26,159
Speaker 1: like people helping hold people down or like using like

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00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:30,880
Speaker 1: those like plastic things to hide their hands and legs together. Well,

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00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:34,680
Speaker 1: they resorted to using duct tape now, which I'm totally

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Speaker 1: for because I would love to see that. So there's

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Speaker 1: been actually a couple in the news lately. But this

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Speaker 1: flight attendant was interviewed afterwards, and you guys have to

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Speaker 1: hear this. I'm just gonna play the clip. I understand something.

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Speaker 1: I'm a flight attendant. That means I attend the flight. Sometimes.

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Speaker 1: Our job has us attending to crazy people. If you

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Speaker 1: push us too far, you're gonna have to attend this,

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00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:03,720
Speaker 1: you see, because on this particular flight, I'm sitting in

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Speaker 1: a jump seat and I'm just looking at him act

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00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:09,680
Speaker 1: a damn fool. He's spitting and cussing and going crazy.

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00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:12,800
Speaker 1: I say that's enough. I got up and I walked

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Speaker 1: over there. And by the way, this man smelled like

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Speaker 1: a pack of mar Borough cigarette. Four shots of ever

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Speaker 1: clear alcohol and regurrect. So I know something's about to

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Speaker 1: go down. At this time he touched all over my

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Speaker 1: co worker's breast, and where he stopped at is when

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Speaker 1: he touched my because I don't play that. So what

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Speaker 1: I did is I took out the duct take. I said.

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00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:41,160
Speaker 1: He got scared, start stuttering, say hold up, wait a minute,

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Speaker 1: something ain't right. I say, yeah, we're about the No no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: no no no, my mummy fry now boy. So we

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00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:51,640
Speaker 1: wrapped him up better than any Christmas president you'll ever see.

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Speaker 1: He won't be coming on no more frontier flights at all.

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Speaker 1: Sad it off. Guys should not be as slight attendan

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Speaker 1: they should be this job or great. It was a

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Speaker 1: great story using duct tape, and but yeah, he's probably

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Speaker 1: gonna be Millino filist. I would assume. I would assume, yea,

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Speaker 1: that audio was way better than storm Chase Radio. Thanks

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Speaker 1: for that. No, it's full great, thank you, thank you

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Speaker 1: very much. This is the i n N, the Idiot

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Speaker 1: News Network where idiots aren't just in the news. For

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Speaker 1: your next story of the day, let's set it on

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Speaker 1: over to English seven, who's also in the Unfriendly Skies. Yes,

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Speaker 1: guys are just unfriendly. It's terrible up here and in

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Speaker 1: the same vein as Alex Fresh. Flight attendants have once

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Speaker 1: again used duct tape to restrain a passenger, but this

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Speaker 1: time they tied down a thirteen year old boy on

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Speaker 1: an American Airlines flight thirteen. Yeah, socially using duct tape. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know why. Why do they have so much

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Speaker 1: duct tape? Well, I mean it, it works. The kid

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Speaker 1: was kicking the freaking window. He was kicking the window. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: If there's one thing you don't want someone to kick,

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Speaker 1: it's the window. I'm glad the duct tape that kid.

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00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:55,040
Speaker 1: I feel like most kids on plans should be duct

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Speaker 1: tape honestly her mouth. At least if there was an

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Speaker 1: adult's only plane, I bet you could charge a premium

591
00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:02,920
Speaker 1: ticket for that and people would buy it. Everyone would. Yep,

592
00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:07,040
Speaker 1: absolutely should have that does then imagine though the baby plane,

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Speaker 1: oh the noise baby only plane. Kling headphones do work,

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Speaker 1: and duct tape, well, you know what, normally it's about

595
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Speaker 1: time for you about to lose your job, lady. But

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Speaker 1: instead of that, in honor of that flight attendant and

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Speaker 1: his speech on having to duct tape people, what does

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Speaker 1: use him. Now, I understand that's the angry flight. I'm

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Speaker 1: a plane attended talking about I attend the flight duct

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Speaker 1: taping people, and that many times our job has us

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Speaker 1: attending I n N. It's done for easy people. If

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Speaker 1: you push us too far, you're gonna have to attend

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Speaker 1: this whop you see, because on this particular flight, I'm

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Speaker 1: sitting in a jump seat and I'm just look, he's

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00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:47,360
Speaker 1: spitting and cutting and going crazy. I say that's enough.

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Speaker 1: That was the i n N, the Idiot News Network

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Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news. The Tune in

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Speaker 1: tomorrow same time for another hard hitting report from the

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Speaker 1: I n N. The Jebel Show on demand. It's another

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Speaker 1: Jebil phone frame Day Mornings. Hello, Hey, this is Pete

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Speaker 1: Eakins calling from doctor's office. I was looking for Selene.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, that's my daughter. Um, this is Sarah. Oh,

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Speaker 1: oh my gosh, that's right. Is everything all right? Family? Doctor?

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Speaker 1: Huh uh? I must have died here number by mistake.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry about that. Selene was in here the other

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Speaker 1: day and I just was calling with her test results

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Speaker 1: and very excited for her. I bet you're excited, No

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Speaker 1: excited excited? What do I need to be excited about. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry about that. Um. I because I work

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Speaker 1: at the doctor's office here, am not allowed to give

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Speaker 1: out personal information about our patients. I know she's your

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Speaker 1: daughter and I doubt your number by mistake. UM, but

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Speaker 1: I really can't I tell you about these tests resulting. OK.

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Speaker 1: I need you. I need you to just go ahead

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Speaker 1: and tell me it is my daughter, if she had

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Speaker 1: test done, I need to know what the heck she

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Speaker 1: did a test for. Well, I, like I said, I

628
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Speaker 1: legally cannot give that information out. I'm so sorry. I

629
00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:19,320
Speaker 1: know she's your daughter. I know I doubted the wrong

630
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:24,280
Speaker 1: phone number, but she's having triplets. I'm sorry. And there

631
00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:29,600
Speaker 1: it goes again, Pete. They called me loose lips Pete

632
00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:32,000
Speaker 1: in college for a couple of reasons, but one was

633
00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:34,960
Speaker 1: never excuse me, excuse me, you're telling me my daughter

634
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:39,680
Speaker 1: is pregnant with triplets. Oh? Actually no, I'm sorry. I

635
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:43,440
Speaker 1: got that wrong. No, no, no, no, I got the

636
00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:46,520
Speaker 1: wrong thing in front of me. I read that totally wrong.

637
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:48,440
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry about that. So are you to alarm you?

638
00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:53,200
Speaker 1: On Jesus? No, you don't understand her boyfriend's it's just

639
00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:55,560
Speaker 1: the dumbest thing on earth. I cannot stand that guy.

640
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,840
Speaker 1: And if she was to have triplets with him home?

641
00:32:57,920 --> 00:33:02,320
Speaker 1: Oh good, Okay, yeah, so that's it. That's why you're

642
00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:05,959
Speaker 1: upset about that information? Is because her You don't like her?

643
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:10,400
Speaker 1: Is it a new boyfriend or something. I guess I'm

644
00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:13,880
Speaker 1: overstepping my bounds by asking about your personal relationship with

645
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:16,240
Speaker 1: your daughter's boyfriend. But you said it, so I was

646
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:17,920
Speaker 1: just wondering if you don't like him, and that's why

647
00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:21,640
Speaker 1: you were upset when I accidentally said she was having triplets. Oh,

648
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:23,600
Speaker 1: I don't even know what I'm telling why I'm telling

649
00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:26,120
Speaker 1: you this, but it's just the thought of that just

650
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:32,000
Speaker 1: I can't well she sentence right now. My goodness, I

651
00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:35,120
Speaker 1: bet so it's not triplets, that's the good thing. I

652
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:37,760
Speaker 1: sorry to freak out like that. My bad. I still

653
00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:40,200
Speaker 1: can't keep a secret. But um, it is not triplets,

654
00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:44,040
Speaker 1: although you might be pretty upset here in the future.

655
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:46,440
Speaker 1: So I'll just throw that little nugget out there for

656
00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:49,080
Speaker 1: you and get hold of her later. So you just

657
00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:50,920
Speaker 1: got the number of babies wrong. Oh is that what

658
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:55,000
Speaker 1: you're telling me right now? She is pregnant? I can't

659
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:59,800
Speaker 1: tell you. Yes, she's pregnant. Now loose lips, Pete goes again.

660
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:07,400
Speaker 1: Dang it, Oh god, I can't. Yeah, she's prego my ego,

661
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:10,200
Speaker 1: I'm about to lose it here or I am about

662
00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:12,759
Speaker 1: to lose it? Um? Is it with her boyfriend? Did

663
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:15,360
Speaker 1: she say who she's having this baby with her boyfriend?

664
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:18,640
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I am sorry to spill the

665
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:20,120
Speaker 1: beans on that. If you could do me, if everyone

666
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:22,880
Speaker 1: not tell your daughter that I gave you that in post.

667
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:25,200
Speaker 1: So when I call her with her results, that seems

668
00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:29,279
Speaker 1: like a surprise, that'd be great. She's a idiot, and

669
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:31,239
Speaker 1: she's even more of an idiot to have sex with

670
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:34,520
Speaker 1: him and freaking have a baby. So no, no, I'm

671
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:36,279
Speaker 1: not going to keep it a secret. I'm gonna call

672
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:39,600
Speaker 1: her right now. And you're an idiot too? Well? Why

673
00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:42,560
Speaker 1: am I an idiot? Why are you an idiot? You? Just?

674
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:47,239
Speaker 1: Is it because this is a frank phone call? Is that? Why? What?

675
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:50,239
Speaker 1: Because this is actually a Jewel from the Jewel Show

676
00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:52,800
Speaker 1: doing a phone prank on you and your daughter. Selene

677
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:56,200
Speaker 1: set you up with me, aren't you. She says that

678
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:58,200
Speaker 1: she knows you hate her boyfriend and wanted me to

679
00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:03,399
Speaker 1: scare you and say they're having kids together. Oh thank god.

680
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:05,560
Speaker 1: And she also wanted me to break the news to

681
00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:07,040
Speaker 1: you that she's going to break up with him soon.

682
00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:11,399
Speaker 1: Did she really say that? Yes me, No, she really

683
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:16,920
Speaker 1: did say that. Yeah. Wake up every morning with Jubil

684
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:23,080
Speaker 1: phone pranks the Jebil Show on demand. It's time four

685
00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:25,960
Speaker 1: of the Roses get ready for an extreme with an

686
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:28,400
Speaker 1: X or the Roses to getch a cheater? Because on

687
00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:32,560
Speaker 1: the phone right now is Courtney Courtney's extreme? Why? I

688
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:34,160
Speaker 1: don't really know if she is or not, but her

689
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:36,680
Speaker 1: email says that she and her boyfriend Jay have been

690
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:39,080
Speaker 1: dating for two months. It's a new relationship. They met

691
00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:42,359
Speaker 1: each other because they're into mountain biking. Oh and that's

692
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:46,360
Speaker 1: why I figure it's extreme, that's all. Yeah. So Courtney,

693
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:48,880
Speaker 1: thank you for your email. I know it's not the

694
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,520
Speaker 1: most fun situation to be calling the show for. But

695
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:55,600
Speaker 1: you think your boyfriend Jay might be cheating on you? Right? Yeah?

696
00:35:56,040 --> 00:36:04,160
Speaker 1: I am suspicious of it. Okay, what makes you suspicious? Um? Honestly,

697
00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:07,239
Speaker 1: we've been friends for a long time and we just

698
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:11,000
Speaker 1: decided to give it a go and home start dating.

699
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:13,480
Speaker 1: So we've been dating to two months. Why do you

700
00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:15,640
Speaker 1: think it took you so long to start dating him.

701
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:19,160
Speaker 1: I guess maybe I was off and almost a couple

702
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:23,799
Speaker 1: different guys, and you know, we just never really thought

703
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:25,960
Speaker 1: about it. But then lately I was like, okay, I'm

704
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,920
Speaker 1: in my late twenties, he's que we do have a

705
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:34,120
Speaker 1: somewhere of a like a situal chemistry. So I just

706
00:36:34,239 --> 00:36:37,120
Speaker 1: decided to I actually asked him out. I was like,

707
00:36:37,239 --> 00:36:38,759
Speaker 1: you know what, I want to go on a date,

708
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:42,920
Speaker 1: you know, and he said yes. That happened about two

709
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:48,000
Speaker 1: months ago. And then honestly, he really hasn't been willing

710
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:52,440
Speaker 1: to meet up or hang out lately. Yeah, he just

711
00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:56,080
Speaker 1: he always seems busy. And then also, even though we

712
00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:59,440
Speaker 1: have a romantic chemistry or so I saw it, he's

713
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:04,800
Speaker 1: not on into pedia at all. He never holds my hand. Um, okay,

714
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:07,800
Speaker 1: well holding hands. That's weird if he doesn't hold your hands. Yeah, exactly.

715
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:10,759
Speaker 1: Some people on into that stuff though, like, you know,

716
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:14,680
Speaker 1: holding hands, Well, it's really innocent. Yeah, yeah, it is innocent.

717
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:16,680
Speaker 1: Has he always been that way since you guys first

718
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:20,279
Speaker 1: started dating or is that a new thing? Um? I mean,

719
00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:22,759
Speaker 1: I guess he's looking back on it, I think he's

720
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:25,640
Speaker 1: always kind of been that way. But he was holding

721
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:28,920
Speaker 1: my hand in the beginning, and then I only lasted

722
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:31,960
Speaker 1: like a couple of weeks because it just sounds like,

723
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:35,839
Speaker 1: you guys, yeah, aren't that close. I mean, I guess

724
00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:38,640
Speaker 1: in the beginning we were definitely seeing each other more

725
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:42,759
Speaker 1: and then romantically instead of just friends. There was definitely

726
00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:47,400
Speaker 1: a divide there um, and we have said that we

727
00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:51,720
Speaker 1: are boyfriend and girlfriend, like we declared that if you will, okay,

728
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:53,759
Speaker 1: as far as like the vibe goes between you guys,

729
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:58,279
Speaker 1: are you like clearly on board wanting to continue their relationship.

730
00:37:58,719 --> 00:38:00,520
Speaker 1: If he's not really spending time with you, then you

731
00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:03,560
Speaker 1: can only imagine that either has a girlfriend or wants

732
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:06,719
Speaker 1: to just keep his options open. He do talk on

733
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:10,440
Speaker 1: the phone pretty much every day. It's just that I'm

734
00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:14,839
Speaker 1: trying to beat up more often and he's I guess

735
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:18,439
Speaker 1: not willing to or like on my end, it's there,

736
00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:21,080
Speaker 1: like I want to hang out with him just us,

737
00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:24,400
Speaker 1: not with like a big group or anything. And you know,

738
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:29,560
Speaker 1: I definitely am on the next level not friends. I mean,

739
00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:31,759
Speaker 1: we're still friends. Maybe he's having a hard time because

740
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:34,239
Speaker 1: you guys started off as friends and like breaking down

741
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:38,560
Speaker 1: that barrier to then become romantic. Maybe that's hard for him. Maybe,

742
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:42,600
Speaker 1: I mean I think he's on you know, the boyfriend

743
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:45,400
Speaker 1: girlfriend level because he tells me that he loves me.

744
00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:49,160
Speaker 1: Oh all right, wow, let's use the L word. Yeah

745
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:51,759
Speaker 1: that's quick. Yeah, not like a pat on the head

746
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:57,919
Speaker 1: like I love you, bud. He loves you like a girlfriend. Yes, yeah,

747
00:38:58,160 --> 00:39:02,239
Speaker 1: he definitely until he's even told his parents about me,

748
00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:06,080
Speaker 1: and I have obviously met his parents before, but now

749
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:09,960
Speaker 1: he's introducing me to them as his girlfriend. All right, okay,

750
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:12,520
Speaker 1: so confusing messages. Okay, have you thought of a way

751
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:14,440
Speaker 1: that we could call him that isn't suspect, that wouldn't

752
00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:16,319
Speaker 1: be like a weird phone call for him to get

753
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:17,440
Speaker 1: to see if we can set him up and see

754
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:21,480
Speaker 1: if he's cheating. We get a lot of our parts

755
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:26,640
Speaker 1: and supplies from encycle. Okay, all right, they have your

756
00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:29,799
Speaker 1: phone numbers and stuff and they would call you. Yes,

757
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:32,359
Speaker 1: all right, okay, cool. Well then we'll call from there

758
00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:34,440
Speaker 1: off for one hundred dollars gift card and some flowers

759
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:35,880
Speaker 1: to send in somebody and see if he gives us

760
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:38,759
Speaker 1: your name or someone else is okay? Okay, thank you?

761
00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:40,320
Speaker 1: All right, we'll get your war of the Roses to

762
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:42,520
Speaker 1: catch a Cheater right after this, it's a jewel show

763
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:44,319
Speaker 1: in the middle of War of the Roses to catch cheater.

764
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:46,319
Speaker 1: If you're just joining us. Courtney is on the phone

765
00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:50,040
Speaker 1: and Courtney, I think has a boyfriend named Jay, and

766
00:39:50,239 --> 00:39:52,520
Speaker 1: she thinks that he might be seeing someone else. And

767
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:54,719
Speaker 1: I say, I think because she just described their relationship.

768
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:56,879
Speaker 1: They've known each other for a long time. They met

769
00:39:56,960 --> 00:39:59,600
Speaker 1: while mountain biking. I guess they buy all the time,

770
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:03,080
Speaker 1: and they've been friends. Then they started dating. He even

771
00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:04,640
Speaker 1: says I love you, and then all of a sudden,

772
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:06,520
Speaker 1: he stopped holding her hand in public or any kind

773
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:08,520
Speaker 1: of public displays affection all of a sudden, is busy

774
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:09,800
Speaker 1: all the time. It doesn't want to hang out, and

775
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:11,480
Speaker 1: so she's pretty sure that something else is going on.

776
00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:13,479
Speaker 1: So we're about to call him from the bike store

777
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:15,719
Speaker 1: that they shop at and offer him one hundred dollar

778
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:19,120
Speaker 1: give card which she'll never get and followers to send

779
00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:20,840
Speaker 1: to somebody which they'll never get, and see if he

780
00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:24,759
Speaker 1: gives us his girlfriend's name or somebody else's all right, Courtney? Ready, yes,

781
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:42,160
Speaker 1: all right, here we go. Hello, Hey, this is Gus

782
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:49,480
Speaker 1: callin from concycle. Is this Jabe? Oh? Yeah, so bro,

783
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:52,960
Speaker 1: how are you got pretty good? How are you doing?

784
00:40:53,920 --> 00:41:01,400
Speaker 1: Thanks dude, Thanks for Thanks dude. That's the name of

785
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:04,279
Speaker 1: our program we're doing right now for some of our

786
00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:08,080
Speaker 1: valued customers. Thanks dude. So we're calling it but you

787
00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:10,239
Speaker 1: obviously we got your phone work as you you know,

788
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:12,839
Speaker 1: you shop with us a lot, and you're obviously an

789
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:16,359
Speaker 1: avid biker. Yeah yeah, yeah, and so we just want

790
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:18,680
Speaker 1: to say thanks dude. And that's uh, we want to

791
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:20,600
Speaker 1: give you a one hundred dollar gift card to use

792
00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:22,839
Speaker 1: next time you're in the store. And then you can

793
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:28,080
Speaker 1: also yeah oh right on, man, Thanks dude, Thanks dude.

794
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:32,200
Speaker 1: Is that I can just try over there later today

795
00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:35,560
Speaker 1: or dude, just show just the next time you're in here,

796
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:38,480
Speaker 1: just show your ID and it'll be behind the counter

797
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:40,120
Speaker 1: for you or something the back. Someone will get it.

798
00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:43,000
Speaker 1: Oh nice. Yeah. And then also on top of that,

799
00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:45,120
Speaker 1: because we're just like like I said, saying thank you

800
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:47,080
Speaker 1: to some of our value well, thanks dude, some our

801
00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:49,840
Speaker 1: valued customers, we also want to extend an offer to

802
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:53,040
Speaker 1: send a dozen flowers, a dozen red roses to anybody

803
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:57,920
Speaker 1: specially in your life, if you're interested. I mean, I

804
00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:01,760
Speaker 1: don't really know anyone who would want flowers. I guess nobody.

805
00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:05,120
Speaker 1: You know anybody else like might want some stuff from

806
00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:10,120
Speaker 1: the store. Then uh yeah, yeah, yeah, I know someone

807
00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:13,359
Speaker 1: that would. Uh I'll be into that, all right. Cool?

808
00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:14,800
Speaker 1: Well then how about this and we'll just give you

809
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:16,640
Speaker 1: a fifty dollars gift cardy you can send to them

810
00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:19,400
Speaker 1: instead of flowers. I told them flowers are mean, it's stupid.

811
00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:24,400
Speaker 1: All right. I guess you can send it to Jessica

812
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:30,360
Speaker 1: and then on the car just like I don't know,

813
00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:33,120
Speaker 1: you can put like looking forward to our next ride,

814
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:40,719
Speaker 1: you know, Jessica looking forward to riding you next time? Well, um,

815
00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:44,759
Speaker 1: looking forward to our next ride? I think you I'm

816
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:46,279
Speaker 1: not sure if you heard me. Oh my bad. I

817
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:49,080
Speaker 1: think I heard you wrong. I thought you were saying like, yeah, anyway, okay,

818
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:55,400
Speaker 1: so Jessica, how not Courtney? I'm sorry? What not Courtney?

819
00:42:55,400 --> 00:43:05,880
Speaker 1: Your girlfriend? H dude? Who this is you? Work cycle? No?

820
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:08,239
Speaker 1: Actually no, I wish I did. I think it'd be

821
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:10,480
Speaker 1: a great employee. This is actually the Jewel Show. My

822
00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:13,279
Speaker 1: name is Jewel, and mine's Alec and mind's English Heaven.

823
00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:15,799
Speaker 1: And we do a segment on the show called War

824
00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:17,640
Speaker 1: the Rose to Catch Cheater where we try to catch

825
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:20,480
Speaker 1: people cheating and your girlfriend Courtney is on the phone

826
00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:25,040
Speaker 1: and I've been listening. What hi, Jay, because she thought

827
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:30,239
Speaker 1: you might be seeing someone else. I'm not. I'm not

828
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:34,279
Speaker 1: seeing anyone else. This is a this is a cheater show. Jay.

829
00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:38,839
Speaker 1: You want to sound the card to Jessica. You mean

830
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:44,040
Speaker 1: the one that's in our friend group. Yeah, you know her.

831
00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:48,600
Speaker 1: I mean we we go mountain biking to get us slike, yeahinitely. No.

832
00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:53,480
Speaker 1: Why why wouldn't you be sending the flowers to me? Then? Well,

833
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:55,480
Speaker 1: I mean flowers. I just feel like it's kind of hokey.

834
00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:58,440
Speaker 1: I mean, who wants flowers? I feel like, but you're

835
00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:02,759
Speaker 1: going to send them to my friend Jessica. I'm confused.

836
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:08,640
Speaker 1: Are you dating Jessica two? Or what's going on? No?

837
00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:11,320
Speaker 1: I mean we just we just hang out, like we

838
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:13,960
Speaker 1: go mountain biking or whatever. It's not a bigger deal

839
00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:17,400
Speaker 1: or just oh my god, you know what. I knew this.

840
00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:20,960
Speaker 1: I knew this was happening. You were using me to

841
00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:25,880
Speaker 1: get to her. I freaking knew it. You know what.

842
00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:30,719
Speaker 1: She doesn't like you, so, oh god, I think you're

843
00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:32,520
Speaker 1: making too big a deal out of this. We just

844
00:44:32,680 --> 00:44:36,920
Speaker 1: hang out as friends. She's cool, it's honest. Right now,

845
00:44:37,120 --> 00:44:39,600
Speaker 1: we're just hanging out as friends. Because you used to

846
00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:41,759
Speaker 1: hold my hand in public. You don't ever want to

847
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:43,840
Speaker 1: hang out every time I call you ask you to

848
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:47,080
Speaker 1: come over for some reason, You're busy going to the

849
00:44:47,239 --> 00:44:50,080
Speaker 1: gym or whatever for like what four or five hours

850
00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:53,600
Speaker 1: a day every day. Oh and by the way, Jessica

851
00:44:53,840 --> 00:45:01,920
Speaker 1: is banging Nick? What? Yeah? Nick? Who? So you're shots

852
00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:06,200
Speaker 1: over with her? So good luck trying to date Jessica,

853
00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:15,160
Speaker 1: Nick sloppy seconds. No, she's not, Yes, she is, so

854
00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:19,759
Speaker 1: what I don't understand? Why are you? Why would you

855
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:24,799
Speaker 1: be concerned about that? Yeah? Yeah, why do you care?

856
00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:29,160
Speaker 1: I don't care. That's not I don't I mean, she

857
00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:31,200
Speaker 1: can do whatever she wants, you know, it's gore together

858
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:33,680
Speaker 1: or anything. He's sound nervous now that it sounds like

859
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:35,560
Speaker 1: you do. Sounds like your buddy might be hooking up

860
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:39,239
Speaker 1: with your side piece. Dude, I don't even I don't

861
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:40,520
Speaker 1: have a so, I don't even know what that is.

862
00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:47,600
Speaker 1: I don't care, it's not It's just I don't know

863
00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:49,400
Speaker 1: what's a big I don't know why it's a big

864
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:50,680
Speaker 1: deal that we hang out. Do you want to call

865
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:54,239
Speaker 1: Nick right now? Nick? No, I don't want to talk

866
00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:59,319
Speaker 1: to that dude. We can get oh my god, rough day.

867
00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:05,440
Speaker 1: Huh uh, Yeah, I know you guys, No, not interested?

868
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:07,719
Speaker 1: Go ahead you, I mean you're kind of you. It's

869
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:09,200
Speaker 1: kind of like use level Nick and I am not

870
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:16,000
Speaker 1: interested in Nick. And there he goes hung up off

871
00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:20,600
Speaker 1: to take it by cried Hey Courtney. Yeah, at least

872
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:24,200
Speaker 1: you guys weren't together that long, honest couple months. Yeah,

873
00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:26,279
Speaker 1: but I mean, I feel like our whole friend group

874
00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:29,000
Speaker 1: is going to be screwed up down well, it sounds

875
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:33,120
Speaker 1: like you guys all screw each other anyways. The Jewels

876
00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:37,560
Speaker 1: shows were of the roses. The Jewels Show on Demand

877
00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:42,919
Speaker 1: jubils Dirty Little Secret. It's not for your dirty little secret.

878
00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:44,560
Speaker 1: Remember texting at four one to six one. If you

879
00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:46,920
Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret, you can tell us anything, literally,

880
00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:48,640
Speaker 1: whatever you want to tell us, because nobody will know

881
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:50,200
Speaker 1: who you are. We don't even ask what your name is.

882
00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:52,680
Speaker 1: Everybody who wants to tell us dirty little secret gets

883
00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:54,680
Speaker 1: a fake, anonymous nickname. And on the phone right now,

884
00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:56,759
Speaker 1: I don't have an idea of a fake name, so

885
00:46:57,200 --> 00:46:58,840
Speaker 1: I'll just say a word then Alexpreshi'll say word the

886
00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:00,480
Speaker 1: englishow and will say word to be the name of

887
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:02,040
Speaker 1: the person on the phone. So right now on the

888
00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:08,239
Speaker 1: phone is Hotel duality Shell. Hotel duality shell. All right,

889
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:11,800
Speaker 1: well we'll just say hi, what's up? How are you? Sus?

890
00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:16,160
Speaker 1: Did you call me hotel? But I love staying at hotel,

891
00:47:16,239 --> 00:47:19,040
Speaker 1: so that is a great name for me. Okay, Well

892
00:47:20,239 --> 00:47:23,359
Speaker 1: Hotel duality shell. Though it's a new one, a new one.

893
00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:26,879
Speaker 1: Yeah it's nice. No, but it sounds great though. Well,

894
00:47:28,239 --> 00:47:31,200
Speaker 1: how are you have a dirty little secret? I do? Yes,

895
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:35,120
Speaker 1: All right, well we'll spill it all over our faces. Okay,

896
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:41,279
Speaker 1: So I was arrested because I got a d UI.

897
00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:45,520
Speaker 1: Oh that's not good. That's a bad one. Yeah, yeah,

898
00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:48,320
Speaker 1: it is pretty bad. Um, but my dad was great.

899
00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:54,160
Speaker 1: He bailed me out that night. Yeah. Yeah, he's he's

900
00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:56,600
Speaker 1: been great. I mean, I appreciate him so much for

901
00:47:56,719 --> 00:48:00,600
Speaker 1: doing that for me. There's just this problem. I mean,

902
00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:03,960
Speaker 1: I've been hiding this from my mom, Like if she

903
00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:06,759
Speaker 1: knew about it, she would kill me. Well that's good,

904
00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:10,080
Speaker 1: it saved your life. So your dad build you out,

905
00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:12,880
Speaker 1: But he hasn't You never told your mom? Yeah? We

906
00:48:13,040 --> 00:48:15,640
Speaker 1: never told her. Wow, I mean she thinks that I'm

907
00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:18,080
Speaker 1: such a great girl, and I really don't want to

908
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:21,560
Speaker 1: break that bubble for her. I mean, every nobody's perfect.

909
00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:24,960
Speaker 1: People make mistakes, you know, but I mean hiding and

910
00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:28,000
Speaker 1: it's just probably going to come out sometime in the future. Yeah,

911
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:30,160
Speaker 1: it sounds like though you're kind of similar to me

912
00:48:30,239 --> 00:48:32,319
Speaker 1: on the phone, where I haven't, like, I don't view

913
00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:34,279
Speaker 1: myself as an adult, so you know, I still have

914
00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:36,880
Speaker 1: a very high opinion of what my parents think of me.

915
00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:38,919
Speaker 1: Like I feel like, once I get to like maybe

916
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:42,759
Speaker 1: fifty diminished whatever, but now I'm still like, oh, I

917
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:46,719
Speaker 1: gotta tell my parents, you know. Yeah, I'm exactly like that.

918
00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:48,960
Speaker 1: I really care about what she's thinking. I mean, she's

919
00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:50,800
Speaker 1: raised me to be a really good girl, so the

920
00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:53,000
Speaker 1: fact that I could even get into UYS is really

921
00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:54,799
Speaker 1: shameful for me. So I just I don't know if

922
00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:58,440
Speaker 1: she'll ever find out. How old are you now? Five? Okay,

923
00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:00,960
Speaker 1: when would you be comfortable telling your mom that you

924
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:05,560
Speaker 1: got arrested? Um? Probably after I you know, get married,

925
00:49:05,719 --> 00:49:09,719
Speaker 1: have kids, fun more independent. Well, at least your dad

926
00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:13,160
Speaker 1: sounds pretty cool. You know he bailed you out. Yeah, No,

927
00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:15,719
Speaker 1: he is great. I mean I love him so much,

928
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:18,800
Speaker 1: and I know that he loved me. Um. Actually, the

929
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:22,160
Speaker 1: reason that he bailed me out is because a few

930
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:25,680
Speaker 1: years before I bailed him out when he started Oh

931
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:28,960
Speaker 1: so say and does your mom know about that one? No?

932
00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:34,480
Speaker 1: So what like father like daughter? So you both have

933
00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:36,440
Speaker 1: him and your mom has no idea that you've both

934
00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:41,279
Speaker 1: been arrested? Right a crime family? How did you how

935
00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:43,000
Speaker 1: did you understand how you got away with it? Right?

936
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:44,680
Speaker 1: But how did your dad get away with that? He's married?

937
00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:46,480
Speaker 1: Like do you think, like there's a lot that goes

938
00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:49,040
Speaker 1: into that, like lots of paperwork, and yeah, you got

939
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:50,560
Speaker 1: a handle suff that you gotta get a like usually

940
00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:52,600
Speaker 1: a device in your car you have to blow into. Yeah,

941
00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:55,960
Speaker 1: and your mom didn't know, Well, she travels a lot

942
00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:58,719
Speaker 1: for her work, so she just wasn't around at that time.

943
00:49:58,760 --> 00:50:00,920
Speaker 1: And we were lucky. And I mean for him, he's

944
00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:03,640
Speaker 1: a lot older than me, he was out as shameful,

945
00:50:04,040 --> 00:50:06,400
Speaker 1: you know, But for me, I just feel terrible. I

946
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:08,560
Speaker 1: think either, no matter what, it's shameful. You shouldn't drive

947
00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:10,560
Speaker 1: like that. You know, you shouldn't get I'm not judging you,

948
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:12,879
Speaker 1: trust me, I'm not judging you. I've done a lot

949
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:15,439
Speaker 1: of I've done a lot of questionable things in my time.

950
00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:17,600
Speaker 1: No more though, because I don't think it's a good

951
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:19,840
Speaker 1: thing to do. But I'm just saying, you know, it

952
00:50:19,920 --> 00:50:22,080
Speaker 1: doesn't matter what age though, Like if you do it

953
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:23,919
Speaker 1: at fifty or you do it at twenty five, still

954
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:28,600
Speaker 1: the same crime. Yeah. It's just a lot for me

955
00:50:28,719 --> 00:50:32,839
Speaker 1: to process, honestly. Yeah. But some parents will like never

956
00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:35,560
Speaker 1: see their kid other than like a little kid when

957
00:50:35,600 --> 00:50:37,560
Speaker 1: they were sweet. Yeah, they could kill a guy and

958
00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:40,600
Speaker 1: it was Kimmy didn't mean it. My parents growing up,

959
00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:41,960
Speaker 1: they both knew what kind of kid I was because

960
00:50:41,960 --> 00:50:43,160
Speaker 1: I was kind of a delinquent. Like I would get

961
00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:45,120
Speaker 1: in trouble all the time, and I was always like

962
00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:47,799
Speaker 1: right in the mix all the time, right, cops will

963
00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:50,239
Speaker 1: call the house, I'd get arrested school all the time.

964
00:50:50,239 --> 00:50:52,200
Speaker 1: I'd be in the cops will call and then they

965
00:50:52,239 --> 00:50:54,399
Speaker 1: would just be like, it's just it's still as other

966
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:57,520
Speaker 1: kids you're hanging out with. You're just I'm like, no,

967
00:50:57,680 --> 00:50:59,640
Speaker 1: it's just that I'm not five anymore. And you guys

968
00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:02,120
Speaker 1: will not. You guys just don't want to accept the truth.

969
00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:07,839
Speaker 1: Getting thirteen, waking up on people's doorsteps. You're raised an ale.

970
00:51:07,880 --> 00:51:10,319
Speaker 1: Well that's the truth, all right, thank you? For telling

971
00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:15,160
Speaker 1: you a little secret? Thank you? What's your dirty little secret?

972
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:19,279
Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand. I'm really trying to think

973
00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:20,759
Speaker 1: of a clever way to start it today, but I

974
00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:31,880
Speaker 1: just can't. So it's time for dumb creativity. It's actually

975
00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:34,319
Speaker 1: pretty smart compared to you. I know, I think, I think.

976
00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:36,279
Speaker 1: I am Alex, Thank you very much. It's the only

977
00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:38,839
Speaker 1: American game show with an English guy answering trivia questions

978
00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:41,200
Speaker 1: that has a weird German dancy intro and on the

979
00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:43,200
Speaker 1: phone to play English Evan at trivia. Right now is

980
00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:46,480
Speaker 1: line one, Matthew. What's up, Matthew? How are you good?

981
00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:48,680
Speaker 1: Are you doing good? Thank you? You ever played the

982
00:51:48,719 --> 00:51:50,640
Speaker 1: game before? I assume you have, seeing as you'll hate

983
00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:54,000
Speaker 1: to play it now. I have not played before, but

984
00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:56,600
Speaker 1: oh I guess here we go. Oh okay, I have

985
00:51:56,760 --> 00:51:59,400
Speaker 1: my feelings. I guess so all right. English Evan is

986
00:51:59,440 --> 00:52:01,400
Speaker 1: leaving the studio Matthew. The game is played like this.

987
00:52:01,480 --> 00:52:03,560
Speaker 1: You have thirty seconds stans there as many questions as possible.

988
00:52:03,560 --> 00:52:05,080
Speaker 1: If you don't know one, just say pass, and you

989
00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:07,879
Speaker 1: have to beat English Evan outright to win. Okay, yeah,

990
00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:11,600
Speaker 1: and Evan is going to the other studio door. Is closed.

991
00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:14,040
Speaker 1: All right, Matthew, it's time for a sound effect and

992
00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:19,520
Speaker 1: that's always fun. Here we go, Yeah, your time starts. Now?

993
00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:25,839
Speaker 1: What colors do you have to mix together to get brown? Yeah?

994
00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:30,239
Speaker 1: How many bones do sharks have in their body? Zero?

995
00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:35,400
Speaker 1: Which email service is owned by Microsoft? Oh? Look? What

996
00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:38,719
Speaker 1: is Snooky from the Jersey Shore's real first name? You're

997
00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:42,200
Speaker 1: cool in? Which video game? Did Super Mario first appear in?

998
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:52,000
Speaker 1: Mario Brother? And your time is up? Too bad? You?

999
00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:53,880
Speaker 1: All right? Bring English Evan back in this to you?

1000
00:52:54,719 --> 00:52:57,560
Speaker 1: What'd you say? Did not feel great about? Though? No,

1001
00:52:57,960 --> 00:53:01,799
Speaker 1: it's tough like that. Yeah, those elementary school questions are

1002
00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:04,720
Speaker 1: pretty hard for a lot. You don't worry about that, Matthew.

1003
00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:06,120
Speaker 1: This is the time of the game where I asked

1004
00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:08,759
Speaker 1: the contestants something interesting about themselves. Is there anything about

1005
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:12,399
Speaker 1: Master Match you? Anything about you, Matthew that you think

1006
00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:16,320
Speaker 1: people would find interesting? Not? Really? I work like sixty

1007
00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:19,919
Speaker 1: hours a week and that's my life. Can you say

1008
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:21,480
Speaker 1: what you do? Yeah? What do you do for work?

1009
00:53:22,480 --> 00:53:24,800
Speaker 1: I work for a construction company as a project manager.

1010
00:53:25,239 --> 00:53:28,320
Speaker 1: Oh that's pretty sweet. You're a man's man. Okay, Matthew,

1011
00:53:28,320 --> 00:53:30,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna show you right now. A lot of people

1012
00:53:30,080 --> 00:53:31,640
Speaker 1: feel the same way you do. That there's nothing interesting

1013
00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:33,440
Speaker 1: about them. There's going to be something interesting about you.

1014
00:53:34,320 --> 00:53:36,560
Speaker 1: So now you're a project manager, right, so you used

1015
00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:39,160
Speaker 1: to did You used to work frontline though, on construction crews.

1016
00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:42,440
Speaker 1: I did? I first started? Yeah, all right, have you

1017
00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:45,239
Speaker 1: ever hurt yourself? Not at work, but I did this

1018
00:53:45,360 --> 00:53:49,640
Speaker 1: weekend working at home? Would you do? It's very embarrassing,

1019
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:52,960
Speaker 1: but I frame my risk while building my fen Oh

1020
00:53:53,160 --> 00:53:55,719
Speaker 1: that's not bad embarrassing. I mean I was trying to

1021
00:53:55,760 --> 00:53:57,920
Speaker 1: find I was hoping like a nail gun with three

1022
00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:02,120
Speaker 1: calf or something like that. Well, the full story is

1023
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:05,680
Speaker 1: like a gas powered auger just spun randomly in the

1024
00:54:05,760 --> 00:54:08,520
Speaker 1: hole and just smacked my hand. None, don't know what

1025
00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:11,520
Speaker 1: that means. Yeah, it sounds painful, though, a gas powered

1026
00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:13,640
Speaker 1: auger spinning around in a hole and smacking in the

1027
00:54:14,760 --> 00:54:19,520
Speaker 1: that's interesting. It was and none, nothing was wrong. Oh,

1028
00:54:19,719 --> 00:54:22,160
Speaker 1: we'll hope it hill's soon, right, Yeah, good luck with that.

1029
00:54:22,239 --> 00:54:24,280
Speaker 1: And there you go. There's something interesting about you, Matthew.

1030
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:26,080
Speaker 1: I never even knew what a gas powered auger was,

1031
00:54:26,120 --> 00:54:28,480
Speaker 1: and you got attacked by one. Do you know what

1032
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:31,600
Speaker 1: it is? Nod, It's time to asking whatev in the

1033
00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:34,760
Speaker 1: trivia questions? Evan, here we go. What is an augury?

1034
00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:38,400
Speaker 1: Your time starts? Now? What colors do you have to

1035
00:54:38,480 --> 00:54:45,440
Speaker 1: mix together to get brown? Um? Red and green? How

1036
00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:49,720
Speaker 1: many bones do sharks have in their body? A hundred?

1037
00:54:49,920 --> 00:54:52,320
Speaker 1: I don't know which email service is owned by Microsoft?

1038
00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:56,920
Speaker 1: Uh g email? No, that makes no sense. Outlook, what

1039
00:54:57,040 --> 00:54:59,680
Speaker 1: is snooky from the Jersey Shore? The real first name Jess?

1040
00:55:00,239 --> 00:55:03,160
Speaker 1: In which video game did super Mario first appear in? Um?

1041
00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:08,319
Speaker 1: Super Mario Brothers? And her time is up? English? Evan

1042
00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:11,480
Speaker 1: to send it on over to the scoreboard and see

1043
00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:14,319
Speaker 1: who won. Where are you getting these questions? What? By

1044
00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:17,200
Speaker 1: the way, Matthew, not to make it more interesting for

1045
00:55:17,320 --> 00:55:18,560
Speaker 1: you to find out if you want or not, but

1046
00:55:18,719 --> 00:55:20,600
Speaker 1: the grand prize for winning today is a gas powered

1047
00:55:20,640 --> 00:55:23,600
Speaker 1: augur worked out? All right, Let's send it over to

1048
00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:28,600
Speaker 1: the scoreboard with our executive producer Brad super Nolan. Me.

1049
00:55:28,840 --> 00:55:30,919
Speaker 1: All right, Evan, do you know how many you got correct? Zero?

1050
00:55:31,160 --> 00:55:37,720
Speaker 1: That's correct. That's the only thing you got correct. Matthew

1051
00:55:37,880 --> 00:55:41,400
Speaker 1: got two and a half correct? Yes, off, Matthew, Congratulations,

1052
00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:44,160
Speaker 1: you actually beat the brit outright. We don't even have

1053
00:55:44,200 --> 00:55:47,040
Speaker 1: to take points away from how did he get a half?

1054
00:55:47,360 --> 00:55:49,520
Speaker 1: I just feel like question number three they have there

1055
00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:54,439
Speaker 1: could be like nineteen answers. Okay, okay, well Matthew still wins.

1056
00:55:56,360 --> 00:55:58,000
Speaker 1: What colors you have to mix together to get brown?

1057
00:55:58,120 --> 00:56:01,040
Speaker 1: You guys as red, yellow, and blue primary? Close? Yeah?

1058
00:56:01,360 --> 00:56:03,480
Speaker 1: How many bones are sharks having their body? Zero? What

1059
00:56:03,680 --> 00:56:05,719
Speaker 1: do they know? We got that right, Those guys are

1060
00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:09,960
Speaker 1: all cartilage which emails servicism by Microsoft Hotmail. Okay, so

1061
00:56:10,080 --> 00:56:12,160
Speaker 1: outlook would have counted though, right, that's where you got

1062
00:56:12,200 --> 00:56:14,200
Speaker 1: a half a point you still lose. Okay, Yeah, I

1063
00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:18,320
Speaker 1: know from the Jersey Shores real first named Nicole in

1064
00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:23,879
Speaker 1: which video game is Super Mario first appearing at Donkey Kong. Yeah, yeah,

1065
00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:28,439
Speaker 1: side character Kong. So congratulations Matthew for beating the Bread.

1066
00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:32,560
Speaker 1: I'm going to send you some Jewil Show swag. Yeah,

1067
00:56:32,680 --> 00:56:34,160
Speaker 1: So hang on the line and I'll get trim though

1068
00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:38,120
Speaker 1: it's still really hard to say. All right, congratulations Michael,

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00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:42,280
Speaker 1: Thank you for playing you Matthew, Michael, Matthew Michael Thomas

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00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:45,320
Speaker 1: a child star from the eighties. Nice to meet you.

1071
00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:47,560
Speaker 1: Thanks Matthew for playing And we played Beat the Bread

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00:56:47,600 --> 00:56:49,400
Speaker 1: every single Tuesday and Thursday this time, so Tune in

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00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:52,479
Speaker 1: next time when we beat the brand. The Jewil Show

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Speaker 1: on demand