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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred duy away? Not

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Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice.

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Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away. It's another je

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Speaker 1: on the twenties. Tell me I'm moving ninety two point five. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: I was looking for Eileen. You've got her. Awesome Eileen.

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Speaker 1: How are you. My name is Gary, and a friend

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Speaker 1: of mine recommended that I hire you to sell my house.

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Speaker 1: That's why I'm calling. Oh, well, hi Gary, I'm happy

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Speaker 1: to hear. I'm sure. I'm sure. He told me that

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Speaker 1: you are a sales superwoman. That was his exact words. Well,

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Speaker 1: I've been in the business for a while, so I

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Speaker 1: try to help about my clients best that I can do.

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Speaker 1: You want to tell me a little bit about your property? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'd love to. It should be an easy thing to sell.

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Speaker 1: Is fabulous A four bedroom house about three thousand square

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Speaker 1: feet okay, so pretty big, got a giant hot tub,

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Speaker 1: torture seller and a view of the lake. So it's

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Speaker 1: even got a water view. I'm sorry, can you go back?

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Speaker 1: He said? Hot tub and a view of the lake. Beautiful.

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Speaker 1: You said something about a seller. Oh yeah, that too.

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Speaker 1: It's got a fully furnished torture seller. Did you say

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Speaker 1: it torture seller? Yeah? Yeah I did. I used to

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Speaker 1: call it a wine seller as a joke, right, because

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Speaker 1: people are always wine and oh, let me free whatever.

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Speaker 1: Nobody got it, so I just have to start referring

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Speaker 1: to it as what it actually as a torture seller.

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Speaker 1: I called it a whimper chamber too, but that's not

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Speaker 1: the same thing to it. Was that something that came

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Speaker 1: with a home or did you? Oh? No, And see

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Speaker 1: that was part of my problem when I was shopping

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Speaker 1: for a house. Not a lot of torture chambers on

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Speaker 1: the market, so I had to build it myself. I'm

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Speaker 1: just trying to wrap my head around this and how

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Speaker 1: to best sell your property. Can you clarify a little

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Speaker 1: bit more about this about the lake view, No, know,

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Speaker 1: that I understand, and that's definitely very desirable. But the seller,

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Speaker 1: the torture seller. Yeah sure, I'll you know what, I'll

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Speaker 1: start with a little bit of background on me since

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Speaker 1: we just met, okay, and it might make more sense.

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Speaker 1: I'm what you might call a torturist. Oh okay, what

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Speaker 1: does that mean, Well, people pay me to torture them,

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Speaker 1: and business has been great lately, so I bought the house.

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Speaker 1: Oh great. So I've got to think that it's a

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Speaker 1: big selling point. I mean, especially any torturis are out

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Speaker 1: there looking for a place it's already built in. I

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Speaker 1: don't think that would be a strong selling point for

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Speaker 1: how about this. Maybe you want to come see it

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Speaker 1: in person to get the full effect, Like I know

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Speaker 1: that it's not a thing that a lot of people

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Speaker 1: have in their house, which I think is a shame.

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Speaker 1: And I'll even give you a free session if you

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Speaker 1: stop by. I'm good, Thank you? Are you? Are you good?

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Speaker 1: Have you been good? Have you been good? Or have

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Speaker 1: you been bad? That's a torturous joke. It's so funny,

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Speaker 1: you know, I just don't want to be tortured. Well,

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Speaker 1: you know what's funny is nobody really wants to be tortured.

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Speaker 1: But once you get all chained up and you're putting

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Speaker 1: a small iron cage or something that might change your mind,

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Speaker 1: a lot of people find it really freeing. Oh my god. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean it's part of the whole thing to come

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Speaker 1: in and say no, no, no, no, no, please don't

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Speaker 1: do this, and then you know, at the end they

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Speaker 1: say it's a beautiful memory that they'll have forever. I've

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Speaker 1: gotten a lot of positive reviews on Yelp too, so yeah,

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Speaker 1: nobody really wants it, but they get it. They get

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Speaker 1: it good. I don't even know what to say, Gary,

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Speaker 1: I don't feel that I would be the best real

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Speaker 1: estate agent for your needs and selling this particular property.

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Speaker 1: And I, okay, how about this, because you know I've

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Speaker 1: heard you'd do really great work. What if we dress

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Speaker 1: it up a little bit and stage it differently so

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Speaker 1: you know, if anybody's got a weak stomach, we can

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Speaker 1: hide the bloody rags and things like that. That is

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Speaker 1: disturbing what you just said about the blood rag and

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Speaker 1: other things because we put a different couch down. There's

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Speaker 1: a couch down there now, but it's got spikes in it.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. I don't you know. I'm gonna have

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Speaker 1: to take that with me anyway. I'm not giving that away.

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Speaker 1: I was an expensive piece. I am now one percent

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Speaker 1: sure that I am not the best real estate agent

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Speaker 1: for you and selling the puticular property. So Gary, I

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Speaker 1: wish you the best of luck. Thank you for contacting me.

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Speaker 1: Can I just let you know that this is a

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Speaker 1: prank phone call before you hang up. Can I do

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Speaker 1: that first? It'd be a shame for you to go

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Speaker 1: on about your dad thinking you had a conversation with

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Speaker 1: a tortise when I'm not a tortres at all. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: I don't I don't know what she means. This is

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Speaker 1: a prank call. Yeah, this is actually Jewel from Brook

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Speaker 1: and Jewel in the Morning doing a phone tap on

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Speaker 1: you and your husband Tony set you up. Wait, wait,

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Speaker 1: wait Tony, wait, my husband Tony called you to tell

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Speaker 1: you to call me. Yes. What he says that you

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Speaker 1: get some weird people calling you up all the time

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Speaker 1: asking for real estate advice and I I want to meet

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Speaker 1: a message. Oh my guy, I was like a torture chamber.

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Speaker 1: But there's a lake view. Let's sell with that. Oh mind,

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Speaker 1: you're still thinking how you can spin a lake view

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Speaker 1: with a torture chamber. You probably do do good work.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with Jewel foot taps weekday mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenty two point five