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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand, Jebils dirty Little Secret. Time

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Speaker 1: for your dirty little secret. So there's somebody on the phone,

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Speaker 1: and it's so awkward to not say someone's name. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it feels route we can't because they remain anonymous. We

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Speaker 1: should say you should come up with your own name,

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Speaker 1: that's not your real names. Yeah, all right, so hello,

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Speaker 1: well what's your name? What can we call you? Um?

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Speaker 1: Just tell him what? Rembrandt? Rembrandt, Dude Branch, Jude Ranch,

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Speaker 1: d Ranch? All right, cool, what's up, dude Ranch? How

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Speaker 1: are you doing good? How are you not too bad?

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Speaker 1: I'm really good now that I'll speak and do it,

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Speaker 1: dude named Dude Ranch to do that? So what what's

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Speaker 1: your dirty little secret? Well, guys, you're going to think

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Speaker 1: I'm the most horrible husband in the wholeide world. The guys,

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Speaker 1: I have got a wife pickles off the cuffs. Once

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Speaker 1: she gets up it, she goes, okay, so she's crazy.

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Speaker 1: You got a wife? Think you got a wife that

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Speaker 1: when she's upset, she is upset upset, won't shut up.

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Speaker 1: And you're not sleeping, and you're not eating, you're doing nothing.

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Speaker 1: Oh well, I feel like to give you some comfort, though.

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Speaker 1: I feel like. That's most wives, isn't it. I don't

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Speaker 1: feel like I'm that crazy. No, a little bit sleep.

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Speaker 1: If Alex and I are an argument, if she's upset

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Speaker 1: about something, I still eat and sleep. Yeah, yeah she does.

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Speaker 1: She actually brings me the food. She locks me up

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Speaker 1: somewhere and brings me the food. But she still brings

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Speaker 1: me food and everyone, Yeah, so's food you might not

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Speaker 1: want to eat the next time. Yea. So so she

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Speaker 1: gets very angry. When she gets angry, and it makes

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Speaker 1: you do something. Yeah, well what do Yeah I'm ashamed

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Speaker 1: to tell you this, but I put sleep baby in

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Speaker 1: her drinks. Oh my goodness. Wow. So you just put

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Speaker 1: a little sleep in her drink so that she doesn't

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Speaker 1: argue with you late at night. Oh no, because that's

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Speaker 1: a while. She she's gotten the worse. She falls asleep

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Speaker 1: in the front room all the time out so I

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Speaker 1: don't have to worry about nothing's going to come in

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Speaker 1: the room and go to bed. Okay, does she like

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Speaker 1: bring it up at all? Like, babe, Like, I don't

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Speaker 1: know there's something wrong. I keep flaying asleep on the

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Speaker 1: living room when I never have shed accused me of that.

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Speaker 1: She goes. I bet you're putting private my drinks? No,

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Speaker 1: what do that? Just sit there and deny it? So

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Speaker 1: you how do you sneak like you? Are? You? Every night?

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Speaker 1: You're just like, hey, can I go grab you a

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Speaker 1: coffee something? Yet? Some water from theftrator or anything? What's that? Well?

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Speaker 1: Last last stole thing to be like a pop parn

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Speaker 1: thing at night, And then I'll go and cook the

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Speaker 1: pop parn and I'll say he wants some more chocolate?

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Speaker 1: Do you want? Blah blah blah, And I'll keep saying

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Speaker 1: it until she decides to wants something. All Right, You

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Speaker 1: know what I was gonna say, This sounds like a

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Speaker 1: very unhealthy relationship. I was going to say that, except

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Speaker 1: now that I think about it, she's obviously upset with

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Speaker 1: something that you've been doing, right, and you've been upset

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Speaker 1: that you guys arguments so much and you can't sleep

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Speaker 1: in everything else. Right, Well, now you're making her popcorn

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Speaker 1: and you're bringing her hot coco and you're just being

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Speaker 1: and now she's sleeping better and you don't get yelled

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Speaker 1: at night. I just don't know. I mean, it's kind

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Speaker 1: of im But then also you're giving her something that

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Speaker 1: she doesn't know. I would be pissed if if it

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Speaker 1: was me you're drunking someone. But then also I don't

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Speaker 1: really care that you did it to her. How long

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Speaker 1: have you guys been together? Oh, thirty five years? That

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Speaker 1: makes okay? All right, yeah, totally changing my mind completely. Fine,

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Speaker 1: sound like you're thirty five. Well I'm sixty five. Actually

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Speaker 1: sixty five. You sound great. You guys are getting all

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Speaker 1: my information to speak and call the behind, so we

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Speaker 1: protect you. Look, there's weirly. We've got all kinds of

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Speaker 1: people to listen to the show, right, young people, people

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Speaker 1: that are over fifty five, fifty five year old you,

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Speaker 1: all kinds of people, and um, all kinds of relationships.

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Speaker 1: So I think you know, everybody in you were a

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Speaker 1: relationship probably just heard your dirt little seguals like, man,

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Speaker 1: that's crazy. But as soon as you said how long

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Speaker 1: you've been together, I'm sure everybody that has been together

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Speaker 1: with someone as long as you ever were like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that makes sense. Probably probably almost condone it. Now some

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Speaker 1: of them got some of them got ideas. They're like,

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Speaker 1: oh that's ah, that's a great idea. Yeah. So well,

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Speaker 1: and I don't want to say I'm the same as you,

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Speaker 1: but I have drugged my grandma before with T what

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Speaker 1: is it, the weed stuff CD CD. Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: So I'm with you man, criminals stick together. Well, well

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Speaker 1: it's a little bit different. You're trying to help your

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Speaker 1: grandma feel better. I'm trying to shut my wife off.

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Speaker 1: Then Jewels Show on demand