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<v Speaker 1>So we're ready now, Yes, yes, hi hi hi, hi,

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<v Speaker 1>hi hi, this is Serial Killers.

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<v Speaker 2>You it sounds like vinegar in here. I'm sorry, did

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<v Speaker 2>you have vinegar today?

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<v Speaker 3>Are implying that I smelled like an old man?

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<v Speaker 2>No, something smells like white vinegar.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't. I don't do vinegar.

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<v Speaker 2>I hate me too, so I don't know where that

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<v Speaker 2>smell could be coming from.

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<v Speaker 3>I will never eat those chips me either.

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<v Speaker 2>This. Let me tell you something why. I don't want

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<v Speaker 2>that terrifying.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a weird feeling on your tongue.

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<v Speaker 2>It is nasty.

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<v Speaker 3>Welcome to Serial Killers. It's the podcast where we eat

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<v Speaker 3>cereal and we rate it and we tell y'all about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Y'all, y'all, wow, you ready for today? Absolutely?

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<v Speaker 3>So you know you came in. I was looking for

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<v Speaker 3>I wanted to bring back the cereal graveyard. I was

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<v Speaker 3>looking for maybe like a Halloween old cereal, maybe that

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<v Speaker 3>we haven't talked about yet. But I can't really find anything.

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<v Speaker 3>There haven't been all that many, like mainstream Halloween cereals

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<v Speaker 3>except for the monster cereals. A couple of randoms here

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<v Speaker 3>and there, like the Captain Bunch and the Pebbles and whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>But we've seen all those.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, we've seen them all. We've seen them all.

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<v Speaker 3>Water phones do that. By the way, you don't touch record,

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<v Speaker 3>but it just starts recording. I hate that.

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<v Speaker 2>It just does the things. And you know what I

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<v Speaker 2>don't like is that they have a microphone that does

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<v Speaker 2>voice to text, but then sometimes it has a little

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<v Speaker 2>other microphone on the side where it does voice. Note

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<v Speaker 2>Like why why are they both microphones.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's save it for bull chat because we're gonna do

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<v Speaker 3>that next. Oh, anyway, this is serial killers. We are

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<v Speaker 3>going to eat. Now. Here's the thing that's been happening lately. Andrew.

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<v Speaker 3>You know that once we try these cereals, I like

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<v Speaker 3>to put them all out by the kitchen so other

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<v Speaker 3>people can enjoy them and they don't get stale and

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<v Speaker 3>go to waste.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>The problem is so now because I do that, we

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<v Speaker 3>don't have open cereals in here anymore. So people like

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<v Speaker 3>to come in and say, hey, what you got, and

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, don't touch them, but then they wind up

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<v Speaker 3>getting opened. So today is a cereal that was opened

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<v Speaker 3>yesterday by Diamond. She opened it port a cup and like,

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<v Speaker 3>can't eat this, I can't have almonds. And then just

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<v Speaker 3>throw it out. And what is it called cereal?

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<v Speaker 2>What?

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<v Speaker 3>It's Quaker. It's a new Quaker granola that came out.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a protein granola. This is maple and brown sugar.

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<v Speaker 3>And even though there are almonds blatantly on the front

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<v Speaker 3>of the box, she didn't realize it until she read

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<v Speaker 3>the ingredients.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, maybe she should look at the picture closer.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. So anyway, this box was opened yesterday, just so

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<v Speaker 3>it's fresh. Okay, I get it, and I rolled the

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<v Speaker 3>bag down properly. So this is another one of the

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<v Speaker 3>Quaker protein granolas. We did another one a few weeks ago.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it was an apple something or other. There's

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<v Speaker 3>your dad on the box. It smells it smells very

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<v Speaker 3>very mapley.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm excited for this one.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if I am, because you know, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>not a huge fan of maple.

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<v Speaker 2>I love Quaker cereals or Quaker granola or not granola. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god, my brain is not oatmeal. Oh me,

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<v Speaker 2>which one's your favorite? The brown sugar and it's my

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<v Speaker 2>favorite other than original.

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<v Speaker 3>That's like the plainest of the plane.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what are you gonna do?

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<v Speaker 3>Nothing? I used to like the dinosaur egg ones.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, my god, that's my other favorite. I actually buy

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<v Speaker 2>that frequently.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, So I'm gonna go back to the fridge

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<v Speaker 3>we have back here. There's a little bit of controversy

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<v Speaker 3>with the milk this week. Let me just get what

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<v Speaker 3>I have left over first.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Wow, controversial. I wonder why it's controversial.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I mean it's controversial because I had you order

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<v Speaker 3>milk for me from the little deli down the street

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<v Speaker 3>this morning, and I specifically ordered two percent milk, and

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<v Speaker 3>they sent fat free, as if that's an acceptable replacement. No, Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>it smells in there. You smell that somebody's food is

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<v Speaker 3>in there.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, maybe take it out. I had to clean out

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<v Speaker 2>Elvis's fridge. It reeked so bad, and then I saw

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, is this new or old? But then

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<v Speaker 2>I was staring at something that I thought was like rice.

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<v Speaker 2>It turns out it was just avocado that was black.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway. This is the milk that I stole from my daughter. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>took it from the house yesterday morning. This is sat skim.

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<v Speaker 3>It's coffee. It's splattered on there. This is skin. It

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<v Speaker 3>feels like it's not this. It's the refrigerator, so it's lactose. Free,

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<v Speaker 3>fat free, but a little creamier because it's skim plus.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>So this granola has some big old chunks, just like

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<v Speaker 3>a busted up granola bar. There's a few almonds there

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<v Speaker 3>and some other granola type things. So get it all

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<v Speaker 3>on a spoon, andy, Okay, hmm, Well you definitely got

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<v Speaker 3>a lot of maple in there, there's no doubt. Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>the other variety that we tried, let's see oats honey

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<v Speaker 3>raisins and almonds and oats honey and almonds without the raisins.

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<v Speaker 3>We did one of both of those. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Check cereal COSPC dot com and you can see all

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<v Speaker 3>the cereals we did. This one has a leaf on

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<v Speaker 3>the back, so it's very fallish, folish and maple leaf.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a maple leaf Canada. That it's nice if you

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<v Speaker 3>like maple.

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<v Speaker 2>I do like maple. I will say, this isn't scratching

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<v Speaker 2>the itch that I thought it would. It's not good.

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<v Speaker 1>This is great.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not great. That did thank you?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh they're great. Yeah, you got tigers on your titties.

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<v Speaker 3>I do tiger titties.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like I'm eating crunchy oatmeal. Yeah, and I

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<v Speaker 2>don't love that. So I'm gonna give this three bowls

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<v Speaker 2>in a spoon because the taste is good. I just

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<v Speaker 2>think I was expecting something a little different.

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<v Speaker 3>There needs to be more to it, Like there needs

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<v Speaker 3>to be something else in here, maybe like a walnut

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<v Speaker 3>or something. Yeah, they don't really do cereal with walnuts,

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<v Speaker 3>do they. We had that one crazy, remember that, like

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<v Speaker 3>fi Remember that like Fireman cereal a while back that

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<v Speaker 3>had everything. It was like everything, every nut on the planet. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I mean it's pretty good. I give it three balls.

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<v Speaker 3>It's okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I think peacans would help it.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I don't do those. I just don't like them.

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<v Speaker 3>I do remember. I remember driving back from Florida. My

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<v Speaker 3>dad would always stopp in like Georgia or something. When

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<v Speaker 3>he had the the Volkswagen Rabbit diesel tied with all

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<v Speaker 3>kinds of stuff. We'd bring bushels of fruit on the

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<v Speaker 3>back tied to the back with the moped. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>know why there was a moped on the back, but

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<v Speaker 3>it's all on my head now. And then we would

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<v Speaker 3>stop in Georgia and buy a bushel of peacan. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>I remember they were like tan shells and ovally.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't like pecans. Okay, just saying great. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>know why that memory just came back to me. Well, great,

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<v Speaker 3>I found a bunch of pictures yesterday. You'll laugh at

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<v Speaker 3>some of them.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh. Oh, I can't wait to see him.

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<v Speaker 3>That picture was in there. That's why it reminded me.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm excited to see these photos.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Well, we're gonna move on to the next cereal.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you, Quaker. Yeah, well, don't thank them. I paid

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<v Speaker 3>for it. But we can thank our friend Matt because

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<v Speaker 3>always this is another top supermarket cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>Are friends of the show, Matt other Scott truly help us,

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<v Speaker 2>like keep the show running. So shout out to them.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and the and the Wegman girls. And we have

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<v Speaker 3>all kinds of friends. Yeah, I love them.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, corn flakes corn for from tops.

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<v Speaker 3>That's it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my mom bought a cereal.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I can't wait to hear what this one is.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh did you get did you guys see this one? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>We did it four years ago.

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<v Speaker 2>Why are you being me to my mother? Sorry, don't

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<v Speaker 2>be mean to Donna. Hey Donna, Well you got to

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<v Speaker 2>do me like that?

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<v Speaker 3>What you get us?

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<v Speaker 2>She got to stop and chop something or other. It's

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<v Speaker 2>very thoughtful because we haven't had anything stop and chop.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes we have, what if we had a lot, show

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<v Speaker 2>me I'm about to you should here you go, you all.

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<v Speaker 2>You also can go to serial killerspc dot com and

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<v Speaker 2>that way you can see all the cereals that we've

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<v Speaker 2>done that Donna should have done. But that's okay, Donna,

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<v Speaker 2>I really appreciate it. Does sound like it.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I do. I think she thought of us. That's

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<v Speaker 3>very She always thinks of you, but this time she

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<v Speaker 3>thought of me a little bit. We definitely did stop

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<v Speaker 3>and shop.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know, we definitely know we have somewhere is it? Uh? Giants?

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<v Speaker 3>There we go, we've done.

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<v Speaker 2>She got us one that we didn't have. She got

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<v Speaker 2>us the Krispy Squares. Oh cool, Yeah, there it's there

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<v Speaker 2>for us, tod it's their Cinnimental's crunch.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, love that. Yeah, I think I might have

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<v Speaker 3>it here?

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<v Speaker 2>What?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, I have a different one. We're good. She's good.

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<v Speaker 3>She's good.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, and brought us one back from their trip

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<v Speaker 2>to Ireland. Ooh yeah, cinnamon crisps. Oh wait a second,

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<v Speaker 2>hold on, Oh my god, you have them right there?

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<v Speaker 2>I see them?

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<v Speaker 3>No, oh, Donna Donna, Donna, Donna, Donna, Dona, Donna.

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<v Speaker 2>She bought these back on Tuesday.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, she's so sweet. She should donate them now she

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<v Speaker 3>will be Thanksgiving is coming up and they need cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh trust me. She goes ham on those mmmham and

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<v Speaker 2>she gets the free ham from shop right.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I love it. Look at that. I don't remember

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<v Speaker 3>somebody sent us that out.

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<v Speaker 2>Can we just do it this episode?

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<v Speaker 3>I might have bought it. You want to do it,

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<v Speaker 3>We'll do it the other one away? Okay, sorry, Uncle Crumbles,

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<v Speaker 3>you'll be next week by Uncle Crumble. Here you go.

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<v Speaker 3>Here's your corn flakes, Andrew.

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<v Speaker 2>This is gonna be very generic, very plain, but this

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<v Speaker 2>should also be inframe. Let's be thinking about the on

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<v Speaker 2>camera aesthetic.

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<v Speaker 3>I like that. There's actually a little touch of sweetness,

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<v Speaker 3>just a touch. Yes, I like it. I would eat

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<v Speaker 3>this actually.

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<v Speaker 2>M no, what no? There's something what off?

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<v Speaker 3>It doesn't taste exactly like your now Kellogg's cornflakes with

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<v Speaker 3>you know Cornelius rooster on the front. Whot cornelias the rooster?

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<v Speaker 3>I like the milk has turned yellow, though, I don't

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<v Speaker 3>think I love it really.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, something's off. I'm gonna give it three bowls.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna give it four balls.

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<v Speaker 2>I think if this was my only option for a

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<v Speaker 2>corn flake, yes, manageable, but knowing what a corn flake,

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<v Speaker 2>like a good Cornelius cornflake, tastes like, this does not match.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like I could also, like maybe confuse it

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<v Speaker 3>for frosted flakes, A little bit like a very.

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<v Speaker 2>Dull old box of frosted flakes.

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<v Speaker 3>There's like the ingredient is great.

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<v Speaker 2>There's nothing in here fat free and cholesterol yellow cor.

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<v Speaker 3>I gotta watch the cholesterol. I'm having problems anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>No cup, the vapors, yellow co sugar, salt, and barley

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<v Speaker 2>malt extract.

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<v Speaker 3>That's it. That's literally all it's in here. He's pretty good.

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<v Speaker 3>Tops good job. Maybe you should have water. I had

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<v Speaker 3>seltzer before.

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<v Speaker 2>That doesn't count as water.

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<v Speaker 3>It's water based, okay, cool.

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<v Speaker 2>Everything is water based. We do this at least once

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<v Speaker 2>a month.

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<v Speaker 3>But at least it wasn't a diuretic like your iced tea.

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<v Speaker 3>What you told me, iced tyas dies diuretic.

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<v Speaker 2>So you're peeing, but then you're also filling it up

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<v Speaker 2>with stuff that's not water. Just drink water.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm getting dizzy. Milk also has water. Comes from cows.

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<v Speaker 3>It's liquid. Liquid is liquid. Liquid goes through you. That's

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<v Speaker 3>all it is. You drink liquid to go through you

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<v Speaker 3>and keep you hydrated.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, everybody who's listened to this has gotten dumber because

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<v Speaker 2>of what you just said. We have to go to

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<v Speaker 2>a commercial.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh see, I forgot. I think I might need to

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<v Speaker 3>go to the hospital.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh really, yeah, you have to go to the hospital.

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<v Speaker 3>I might have to got it? Uh And as Wilford says,

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<v Speaker 3>it's the right thing to do, Well, we're back.

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<v Speaker 2>No welcome, I said, welcome. Okay, you know our friend Nick?

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<v Speaker 3>I do Oh, our friend Nick, the guy that used

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<v Speaker 3>to work here, Yes, right with the goats.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, his blood pressure actually went super high. Why would

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<v Speaker 2>he like, no idea. He just can't stop passing out.

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<v Speaker 2>And his blood pressure went up to two sixty.

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<v Speaker 3>Like the goats that pass out.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, when they get scared. Yeah, what that's why when

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<v Speaker 2>you're like, let's go to the hospital my blood pressure,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm forgetful. Just no, people might be actually passing out

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<v Speaker 2>and have bad blood pressure.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I'm not kidding. I'm not in a good way

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<v Speaker 3>right now.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not in a good way right now.

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<v Speaker 3>I made a cardiologist appointment. He couldn't see me till tuesday,

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<v Speaker 3>So we're gonna have a problem. I think.

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<v Speaker 2>Does your insurance good? Like? Does it cover everything for.

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<v Speaker 3>The most part, not dental?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh thank you Jesus, dude.

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<v Speaker 3>I need a crown really bad and I'm not paying

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<v Speaker 3>for it.

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<v Speaker 2>How much are crowns with insurance? It's eight hundred and

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<v Speaker 2>sixty dollars. Geez.

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<v Speaker 3>So I guess I'll just have a hurt tooth. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>all right, So you tell me what these are, Indy,

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<v Speaker 3>because Donna bought them.

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<v Speaker 2>My mom bought these, but this is not the box

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<v Speaker 2>she bought. Sorry, Mom. It's cinnamon crisps. I guess it's stopping,

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<v Speaker 2>which is giant maybe if you live in a different

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<v Speaker 2>part of the country.

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<v Speaker 3>Very good, very good.

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<v Speaker 2>This is their version of cinnamon Toa's crunch.

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<v Speaker 3>It is, but they already don't look the same.

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<v Speaker 2>The patterns on there are weird. They're trying to go

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<v Speaker 2>for the same cinnamon the cinnamon guy. Actually, no, cinnamon

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<v Speaker 2>is applejacks. Did you know that? You didn't? Okay, you

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<v Speaker 2>know nothing about cereal.

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<v Speaker 3>I love the little milk carton.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah he's cute, he is.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you like my weedy shirt?

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<v Speaker 2>It's so cool. Did you pull that out from your closet?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, that's usually where I keep my shirts, That's.

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<v Speaker 2>What I'm saying your but your storage closet or your attic,

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<v Speaker 2>I should say, was this one of the ones that

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<v Speaker 2>was in rotation actual closet.

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<v Speaker 3>There's not enough cinnamon on this or sugar. It's very,

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<v Speaker 3>very underwhelming. This is one cereal where I would not buy.

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<v Speaker 3>The generic cinnamon Toa's crunch is way better. There's actually

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<v Speaker 3>like granual sugar cinnamon on cinnamon TOAs crunch. I don't know,

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<v Speaker 3>what do you say? What do you do? Are you good? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>This is like so much cinnamon? No, like there's a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of cinnamon.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, just add a little cinnadust. I literally

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<v Speaker 3>can't eat this.

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<v Speaker 2>You poured half the bottle in here.

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<v Speaker 3>I just sprinkled some cinnamonta sprinkle.

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<v Speaker 2>You poured, but.

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<v Speaker 3>I accidentally opened the spoon section.

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<v Speaker 2>Eat this, it's congealed.

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<v Speaker 3>I opened the spoon section instead of the sprinkle section.

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<v Speaker 2>I literally can't even use this, like it's all floating.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like a mess.

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<v Speaker 3>Like you should try it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not trying this. I don't want to die. That

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<v Speaker 2>would be the Cinnamon Challenge much better.

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<v Speaker 3>It's club club big Okay. It doesn't have enough cinnamon sugar,

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<v Speaker 3>and there's no doubt about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Look at what you did.

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<v Speaker 3>Please eat it. Come on, dude, for the show. You

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<v Speaker 3>eat it, no spoon.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like disgusting mud. Now I didn't mind it. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna give it four bowls. Wow, it tastes cinnamony. It

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<v Speaker 2>didn't need this cynadust. Although cinna mintoast crunch is delicious,

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<v Speaker 2>it doesn't need this.

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<v Speaker 3>It's getting two balls in a spoon for me because

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<v Speaker 3>it's just you're expecting cinnamon toast crunch and this is

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<v Speaker 3>not it.

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<v Speaker 2>When I tell you the amount that you poured in,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so sorry to go back to it. It went

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<v Speaker 2>from like a liquid to a solid, like I can't move.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like oatmeal.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, cinnadust, what's in this cinnamon and sugar?

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<v Speaker 2>That's terrifying.

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<v Speaker 3>It's literally it.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, why is it making? Like? Why it's become.

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<v Speaker 3>Solid because I put a lot in there that I

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<v Speaker 3>didn't know there was a thing. It congeals it.

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<v Speaker 2>Physics, yes, or chemistry one of those. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Biology, we both failed. Oh my god. I never took

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<v Speaker 3>any of those times.

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<v Speaker 2>I wasn't allowed to take physics.

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<v Speaker 3>Wasn't allowed. Yeah, it would hurt yourself with a pendulum. No,

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<v Speaker 3>what isn't that physics?

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<v Speaker 2>Beca isn't Harry Potter. It's hurt walking with pendulums to glass.

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<v Speaker 2>I just didn't have my broomstick. I couldn't go to

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<v Speaker 2>math class.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the compass, right, the compass, or is that the

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<v Speaker 3>protractor which is the one with the point that they

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<v Speaker 3>don't do any more? Protractor right? And that's geometry the

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<v Speaker 3>pencil and the point that kids would stab each other with.

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<v Speaker 3>Now they're like they're not sharp anymore. When I was

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<v Speaker 3>a kid that were metal, it was. It was a

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<v Speaker 3>stabbing device. You wouldn't go through the airport with it.

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<v Speaker 3>That's how that's how sharp those things were.

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<v Speaker 2>Were you trying to travel with your pro trip?

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<v Speaker 3>I did. I did once I had to go on

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<v Speaker 3>a math trip. Yeah, what I was so sorry?

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<v Speaker 2>Explain your math trip? What?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. I just remember how I remember having

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<v Speaker 3>a protractor in my bag at the airport one time

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<v Speaker 3>and it didn't matter.

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<v Speaker 2>Then you could take it though there wasn't tsa no.

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<v Speaker 3>No, you want to bring a knife. Go ahead. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>you could even bring a small gun if you'd like.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, my mom on nine to nine, two thousand and one,

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<v Speaker 2>we were in Texas coming back. She didn't bring her

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<v Speaker 2>ID for some reason, and she showed her Costco card

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<v Speaker 2>and that's how.

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<v Speaker 3>She got through security. Shut the hell up. Yep, Wow,

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<v Speaker 3>how times her changed different time? For sure. I was

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<v Speaker 3>standing behind somebody when we were flying back from Florida

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<v Speaker 3>and they didn't have a real ID, so they they

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<v Speaker 3>flag them. They let them travel, but they had to

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<v Speaker 3>move over to the other side for further inspection. So

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<v Speaker 3>if you have the new do you have TSA pre

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<v Speaker 3>I don't do that.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna do this. But with the new TSA PREX,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. They made TSA like ridiculous. Down with

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<v Speaker 2>the forty two different lines. Oh you have clear, Oh

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<v Speaker 2>you have clear plus, you have TSA pre Oh you

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<v Speaker 2>have TSA pre faceless, the faceless one. You don't even

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<v Speaker 2>need an idea anymore. They literally scan your face and

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<v Speaker 2>they let you go.

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<v Speaker 3>That's amazing. Yeah, that's how it should be.

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<v Speaker 2>So now with I don't even have a real ID

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<v Speaker 2>and I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, we gotta go. Thank you for listening. Is the

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<v Speaker 3>refrigerator that's Nate's food, it says Nathan on it. Well,

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<v Speaker 3>how old is nat you put it in there today?

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<v Speaker 3>Why does it smell like shrimp salad or something?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, it's salmon. Oh my sorry, it's like fart.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like old people fart.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh old people home smelling, my lord.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you for listening to serial Killers. Please follow us

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<v Speaker 3>on Instagram at serial Killers pce. See. Hey, there's a

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<v Speaker 3>bunch of new cereals coming that I saw a post

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<v Speaker 3>and I'm very excited for Did you know that there

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<v Speaker 3>is a new fruit Loop cereal? But it's cocoa loops,

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<v Speaker 3>so it's just smart. Yeah, so there's no fruit, it's

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<v Speaker 3>just it's just too can and cocoa coss brown brother

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<v Speaker 3>doing cocoa what coco cereal?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah cool?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you good?

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<v Speaker 3>I think there's some new honey bunches of oats, like

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<v Speaker 3>like sprinkle cookie or something coming that's exciting. Yeah, all right,

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<v Speaker 3>we gotta go. Thanks for listening until we see you

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<v Speaker 3>next Monday. Say crinch are runch? Okay? If this was live,

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<v Speaker 3>people would throw stuff at us. Yeah, for sure, for sure.

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<v Speaker 3>Tomato tomato tomatoes