Speaker 1: There's a question for you guys.
Speaker 2: Is there going to be a problem between him and
Speaker 2: servegno Na, Like I feel like their names is too close.
Speaker 2: If I'm Samenel, I don't want me. I don't want Samno.
Speaker 2: I don't want a Sameno around. I'm Savina Okay?
Speaker 3: That yeah, White British people pronounce noo.
Speaker 4: They're like, wait, which one did you say?
Speaker 5: Oh? Hello? Look at us getting back together before the
Speaker 5: year and getting back together in the midst of all
Speaker 5: the holiday revel ree amidst the festive period, as they
Speaker 5: have branded on the television where we have what is it,
Speaker 5: forty matches in sixteen days or something like that.
Speaker 4: We're in the thick of it.
Speaker 5: We're not taking a break because we love this fucking sport.
Speaker 5: This is ain't at footy. It's Match Week eighteen. It's
Speaker 5: time to go round the Horn. That's a new thing
Speaker 5: we just branded for this show called going around the Horn.
Speaker 5: Whereas all the panelists today, our guest co hosts our
Speaker 5: co host just going around the horn two to seventeen
Speaker 5: words m Yancey aka Jamel Johnson to summarize this week's
Speaker 5: action two to seventeen words.
Speaker 1: Friday, the movie, The movie Friday.
Speaker 2: You remember, remember that scene where Smokey's mom asked him
Speaker 2: to go get her some cigarettes.
Speaker 1: Yes, and she hands him like a dollar and he's like, yo,
Speaker 1: that's not enough.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, and his mom goes make it enough yep,
Speaker 2: and just shuts the door on him.
Speaker 4: And then gets back on the phone.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think it's right back on the phone. That is,
Speaker 2: this week we get our Arsenal. Arsenal gets another ome goal,
Speaker 2: Tottenham wins on some bullshit villa winning despite the low
Speaker 2: XG people pulling stuff out of that rast.
Speaker 1: Make it enough?
Speaker 5: Yeah, make it enough. Chris Martin, you've been in the news.
Speaker 5: I've been in the news. Yeah, well, well the other
Speaker 5: Chris Martin. But what is the the other one?
Speaker 1: Do you see?
Speaker 5: The cold Play lady was trying to.
Speaker 3: Be like and Chris Martin said something to me, She's
Speaker 3: I saw a really funny thing about how like only
Speaker 3: a white woman she on her husband and then make
Speaker 3: it like a boohoo story. My life's been ruined by
Speaker 3: me cheating on with my boss.
Speaker 5: Yeah, which where's Chris Martin? And also Coldplay owes me
Speaker 5: a statement? But how about two to seventeen words for you?
Speaker 5: Chris to describe the weeks.
Speaker 4: Sex, I was just I just I had to.
Speaker 3: You know, you prepare for something and you hear someone
Speaker 3: else's thing, like I've not prepared.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah that Jamel.
Speaker 5: I was like, this.
Speaker 4: Guy, give this guy the oscar for that.
Speaker 5: This is this is Billy Madison when you had to
Speaker 5: play the clarinet following up that violin solo.
Speaker 2: This is the first time I ever prepared as well,
Speaker 2: So I'm really good.
Speaker 3: I just I just went with two to one just
Speaker 3: because like the games were two one.
Speaker 4: I love it. I love that, love that, I love that.
Speaker 3: I was trying to think about something creative and I
Speaker 3: was just like every game was two one, so just
Speaker 3: two one.
Speaker 4: It's there one.
Speaker 5: And also for me, skin tight, because what the it's
Speaker 5: just copycat city, skin tight capt City. Those are my
Speaker 5: five two through two to seventeen cards to describe that
Speaker 5: stop copying us, stop stop just eking out wins, trying
Speaker 5: to be like the top of the table like us.
Speaker 4: But let's get into it. I guess we'll go kind
Speaker 4: of in order.
Speaker 5: The first in terms of the title race, the first
Speaker 5: match we had was Forrest versus City. They were hosting
Speaker 5: City Forrest one City two shout out on Mari Hutchinson,
Speaker 5: the young gunner, scoring a goal that almost made it
Speaker 5: seem like.
Speaker 4: Oh maybe man, maybe do something.
Speaker 5: Then fucking Cherky beef Jerky coming through with the fucking
Speaker 5: eighty third minute winner. There's nothing new to say about it.
Speaker 5: I feel like every week I'm like, yeah, okay, all right, okay,
Speaker 5: Well they can't get touched, though they do let in
Speaker 5: the goals here and there, so there is that.
Speaker 4: There is that.
Speaker 5: But Jesus christ Man, it's they're they're humming along. And
Speaker 5: am I tripping a little bit? Yes? I am? I am?
Speaker 5: I am? When I look at sort of what Arsenal
Speaker 5: is doing and the sort of the lack of the
Speaker 5: fire we've got up right right now, I feel a
Speaker 5: little bit uh freaked out.
Speaker 4: But Jamel, how'd you feel about that?
Speaker 5: That too? One City went over Forrest.
Speaker 2: I mean, nobody will remember that it was zero zero
Speaker 2: at half, and Forrest also had some pretty good chances
Speaker 2: in that half. I mean, truth be told, I think
Speaker 2: the best thing we could have hoped for was a draw,
Speaker 2: because Forrest was never gonna win. All of their chances
Speaker 2: lined up with City having better chances. The draw was
Speaker 2: our best hope. And I don't think Forrest wanted to win,
Speaker 2: because the owner of the team probably would have made
Speaker 2: him go to a brothel. If they wanted to, we
Speaker 2: would have definitely gone. It would have turned into some
Speaker 2: sort of mob type show. Yeah that nobody was interested in.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Mary Knakis would have been like, what do you mean,
Speaker 5: o May you're a virgin. No, I'm saving myself because
Speaker 5: I'm Christian. You're another priest.
Speaker 4: Get over here. I'm going to hook you up.
Speaker 5: Bro, please please, mister Marynaks, I'm a good Christian boy. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Mary Nackt's probably got him scared to win and lose.
Speaker 2: Yeah exactly. They're like, bro, I can't go back. That's
Speaker 2: why drawers in their best interest to all us. Yeah,
Speaker 2: absolutely absolutely.
Speaker 3: I just realized, because of the downfall this season, we've
Speaker 3: that's the first mention we've had of Maranakis.
Speaker 5: Yes is a crying shape. So we did it in
Speaker 5: some of the test episodes. But the people, the people
Speaker 5: won't know senius records.
Speaker 4: For the special patrons that do exists.
Speaker 5: Yeah exactly, Yeah, our own self critics, but yeah, that's true.
Speaker 5: I mean for people who if you're somewhat new to
Speaker 5: the league. I really recommend you just looking up the
Speaker 5: Wikipedia page for Marynacus, the owner of Nodding Forest.
Speaker 4: He is a full blown gangster.
Speaker 5: Uh. And when you juxtapose that information with the weird
Speaker 5: Morgan Gibbs white transfer that was not the Tottenham, you're like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 5: he's straight up threatned this guy's family or some shit.
Speaker 5: He has no deal.
Speaker 3: A shipping company, which I think is that that just
Speaker 3: means mafia right when you no one, if you if
Speaker 3: you have stuff to do the docs, there's no way
Speaker 3: there's not some some shady stuff happening.
Speaker 5: At the Dogs. How do you think shit gets in
Speaker 5: and out?
Speaker 1: Baby?
Speaker 5: At the Dogs? We've seen the wire, you know what
Speaker 5: I mean?
Speaker 4: We know how seen that old season there as well?
Speaker 5: There you go.
Speaker 4: It's my knowledge. That's good.
Speaker 5: Hey, look, as long as you have an HBO based
Speaker 5: knowledge of street crime, does.
Speaker 3: That just one of my does that count as one
Speaker 3: of my black black shows?
Speaker 1: Or is that absolutely? Like?
Speaker 3: It's a mix. It's a season Season two, the whitest one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like it. I like it. All the white people
Speaker 2: I know don't like season two because I like.
Speaker 5: I like because I'm like, bring me to your white world.
Speaker 2: Of crime.
Speaker 4: You know what I mean.
Speaker 5: I felt like, let me see how y'all do it
Speaker 5: when you have your hands on the levers. Yeah, city whatever,
Speaker 5: Buckle up, y'all, buckle up.
Speaker 3: That's all we got to talk about Ryan Ryan Chucky
Speaker 3: because we were saying before, like it feels like some
Speaker 3: of the players are listening to this podcast, because yeah,
Speaker 3: we were giving him a lot of a stick stick
Speaker 3: for being a bit too heavy at the way and
Speaker 3: he obviously white the correct way for pep go line
Speaker 3: and assist, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: And the goal was a sweet one. Nothing better than that.
Speaker 3: Do you think that they got much of a case
Speaker 3: for a foul on Morgan Gibbs White as he gets
Speaker 3: pushed to the ground kind of kind of weight.
Speaker 4: It's in the PREMI you're not gonna get Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 4: as if.
Speaker 5: Something should have been given.
Speaker 2: I saw Wayne Rooney say Gibbs White actually kind of
Speaker 2: started that. He kind of he's doing a little chicken wing.
Speaker 2: He's holding his arm kind of kind of tucking it.
Speaker 5: I was just gonna check in on Wayne Rooney's hair plugs.
Speaker 1: You take a look, I mean, they look wet. They're
Speaker 1: at the point of it.
Speaker 3: Well, he got the early ones, right, he got him early,
Speaker 3: He got him early.
Speaker 5: But see he did the thing where he hedged his
Speaker 5: bats and thought the ship wasn't going to blow out
Speaker 5: in the back and just address the front. And then
Speaker 5: he started losing up in the back, and they're like, bro,
Speaker 5: what the fuck? What is this?
Speaker 4: So he had to go back to kind of fill
Speaker 4: everything out. He got two generations.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like the fact that he's an ex pro and
Speaker 3: the modern era, and he is unashamedly just become quite large,
Speaker 3: Like he's like, no, no attempts to just fight his genes.
Speaker 5: That that was his That's who he was always meant
Speaker 5: to be. It's just being a professional athlete. Just put
Speaker 5: that off because everything was like your training, They've got
Speaker 5: dieticians and shit like that. He's meant to be a
Speaker 5: guy who's like like a like a regular at a
Speaker 5: chicken shop or something. You know what I mean. Certain
Speaker 5: fights saying I used to play for the Everton youth
Speaker 5: team or some shit like that. Yeah for sure, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: probably replete with throwing a person of color through a
Speaker 5: window like Charles Barkley did. Have you have you heard
Speaker 5: that whole story how like these white women were egging
Speaker 5: him on to do that. Apparently there's that famous story
Speaker 5: about Charles Barkley throwing some dude through a window and
Speaker 5: everyone's like, everyone's like, yeah, dude, he fucking kicked this
Speaker 5: guy's ass. It wasn't like Charles Barkley is a absolute
Speaker 5: monster for doing that. Ship Like when you read the
Speaker 5: actual account of what happened, this guy was like minding
Speaker 5: his business and like these women are like, he's a dick, Charles,
Speaker 5: you should fucking do something about it. And he was
Speaker 5: his drunk ass was like all right through this little dude.
Speaker 5: He was like a like a like a newly immigrated
Speaker 5: person in the US through window.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The guy he was just doing like uh, handing out
Speaker 2: summonses or whatever, like.
Speaker 5: Just getting served. Yeah, oh god.
Speaker 1: Serving these ladies and subpoena.
Speaker 5: Anyway, this is not a basketball podcast, but Chris, you
Speaker 5: should know more more Charles Barkley lore if you need to,
Speaker 5: if you want to, if you want to be at
Speaker 5: the cookout, you need to know a little bit more
Speaker 5: about Charles will come up again, Yeah and look into
Speaker 5: his time with the Sixers. Two really story period story.
Speaker 2: Uh, this is uh, this is probably one of the
Speaker 2: more toxic things about me. I kind of like that
Speaker 2: city is back, mmmm, because it's gonna feel that much better. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we beat these fools when we win the league this year,
Speaker 2: nobody's gonna get the nobody's gonna be like always broke
Speaker 2: down Liverpool. You beat yeah Villa once, No, we beat
Speaker 2: we went totally with the.
Speaker 4: Real city, or we shit the bed completely.
Speaker 1: Yeah, one of the other.
Speaker 4: You're a terrible British person.
Speaker 3: As a British person, I want them to be deducted
Speaker 3: fifty points.
Speaker 4: And even with that, I'm still terrified.
Speaker 3: Yeah in the league right, deducted points tomorrow and I
Speaker 3: don't care. It's not the way that I want to
Speaker 3: win it. Win it give me that, give me that title.
Speaker 3: Two years for the title.
Speaker 1: Chris, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 2: When the season started, I was like, I was kind
Speaker 2: of like, I'm waiting for that point deduction announcement, you
Speaker 2: know what I'm saying, Like, let's.
Speaker 3: Get that, mate, Let's work the year off, right, the
Speaker 3: season long VR decision. You're just like, just give me
Speaker 3: that points deduction.
Speaker 5: Baby, please please? Oh we want to we want two
Speaker 5: titles actually to as a result of that.
Speaker 3: Great what if they win the title by two points
Speaker 3: and they get deducted three points the evening of winning
Speaker 3: the title.
Speaker 4: I love that.
Speaker 5: Oh so doing like yeah, doing the la la land
Speaker 5: oscar basically and then say doing the puz Nan to celebrate,
Speaker 5: and while their backs are tons on the screen behind
Speaker 5: their backs, it flashes up points deduction. I like that.
Speaker 5: I love that where they're like, actually, no, it's moonlight.
Speaker 5: It's moonlight, y'all.
Speaker 1: It wasn't.
Speaker 4: It wasn't l l light, it's Arsenal.
Speaker 5: Oh what the fuck? And I'm Barry Jenkins. I'm like, oh, okay, yeah,
Speaker 5: I'll take that. Moving on or anything else on?
Speaker 2: Uh, well, mentioned the igor Jaesus, he got a good game.
Speaker 1: Welcome Arsenal.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Ego Jesus. And I put him in the.
Speaker 3: What's the Brentford guy ego to two egles? Yeah big,
Speaker 3: the two genders hold the bull up.
Speaker 4: Do you think Dian should have been sent off?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: I mean, listen, in a in a world that's truly fair, Yeah, yeah, definitely.
Speaker 3: Truly on the way he's like, looks like he's just running,
Speaker 3: so it's like accidental, but he definitely knows what he's doing.
Speaker 2: He knows what Yeah, Yeah, that's a, that's a super
Speaker 2: educated foul. But that's why they didn't. They were like, listen,
Speaker 2: it was a soft foul. Yeah, he did it on purpose,
Speaker 2: but he.
Speaker 3: Acted the acted. He acted well enough that they gave it.
Speaker 3: They were like props to that. Yeah, professional level foul.
Speaker 5: Now looking up the table m first place, we have
Speaker 5: Arsenal beating Brighton two to one at the Emirates, Martin
Speaker 5: Oderguard with a goal. Look when Martin Noderguard's scoring, I
Speaker 5: feel like we usually are winning those typics. I'm like
Speaker 5: when we're when he's scoring, we're playing well. Great assist
Speaker 5: from bukay Osaka. Then another goal for the homie O
Speaker 5: g O Goali is owen goal. I think, as what
Speaker 5: they call him on the Arsenal subreddit.
Speaker 4: Sign goal.
Speaker 5: We've signed Owen gold Georgino Rudder with an own goal.
Speaker 5: And then, as you said, I think preparation and each.
Speaker 3: Time is that what you JUDI time when it's like
Speaker 3: this diego Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was fucking as they say, a nervy affair,
Speaker 5: A nervy affair, but thank.
Speaker 4: God what this out? Is it nervy? And I heard
Speaker 4: something like this on the ass cast, which I do.
Speaker 3: Listen to and they were talking about this is it
Speaker 3: nervy because we are all nervy. I mean like if
Speaker 3: you're just watching it, if we were like third versus fifth,
Speaker 3: and you're just like not really going to just be
Speaker 3: like all right, that's a period in the game where
Speaker 3: they get because Arsenal battered them so hard in the
Speaker 3: first time they they had like fifteen shots to zero shots.
Speaker 4: Yeah, first off, it was wild.
Speaker 3: And so you're like, this is and then they just
Speaker 3: had a period and then and then right if you
Speaker 3: actually think that the last sort of after that amazing
Speaker 3: riot save, they didn't really have many chances. But I
Speaker 3: think it's because there's because against city breathing down the net,
Speaker 3: you're just like, it's it's just that it's our own
Speaker 3: we're manifesting a little bit more yea hemorrhoids than we
Speaker 3: need to.
Speaker 5: Maybe yeah, for sure, we're giving ourselves They for sure big.
Speaker 2: Ditch from everybody watching, everybody involved, And it's so different
Speaker 2: from the first title race. The first time we were
Speaker 2: in the race, I feel like everybody's energy was like listen, bro,
Speaker 2: just do whatever you can. We're gonna back yea, it
Speaker 2: doesn't matter. And that has in three years that has
Speaker 2: turned two. You better fucking score, man, get fucking around.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah exactly. Man. I think the other reason
Speaker 5: why I felt so nervy too is because we're in
Speaker 5: a title race, and.
Speaker 4: We are it feels like.
Speaker 5: We haven't had like a real comfortable win in a while,
Speaker 5: like one so long, like at least not in the
Speaker 5: Premier League, you know what I mean. We've had some
Speaker 5: great performances and the champions Leage, et cetera, but like
Speaker 5: it's been a minute. Was a lost one Tottenham was
Speaker 5: the last one. We were flying and there was the
Speaker 5: Byron like there was just there was like that run
Speaker 5: and then the injuries hit and we needed Owen Gold
Speaker 5: to bail us out of more than fucking every match.
Speaker 4: Like if we go back, it was palace. We had
Speaker 4: an own goal even before that.
Speaker 5: It's so I think the the thing where it's like, okay,
Speaker 5: we're dominating, which looks great that first half I was like, yes, exactly,
Speaker 5: we're pining the ball around, we look like we're taking
Speaker 5: shots and things like this, but the inability to turn
Speaker 5: that into like okay, now we've we've turned you over.
Speaker 5: It's three nilo. Even if you score one we're not sweating.
Speaker 5: I think it's that part that I think for me personally,
Speaker 5: like especially with that Martinelli chance that was right in
Speaker 5: the front of the goal. You and I'm like, you
Speaker 5: fucking that's the difference in my mind. I'm saying, this
Speaker 5: is the difference between a team that is lifting the
Speaker 5: trophy at the end of the season and one that's gone.
Speaker 4: Fuck man, like, like you get our ship together in front.
Speaker 1: Of goal that soccer won on one as well.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I think you think so.
Speaker 3: Obviously at the moment, I think it's nine expected goals
Speaker 3: in the last four games.
Speaker 4: And Arsenal players have scored one, yeah, out of nine.
Speaker 3: So playing aston Veter on Tuesday, which will be later
Speaker 3: today as this gets released, when they're overperforming that Rogers
Speaker 3: is banging him in from this. And so if you're
Speaker 3: our teta and we all love our tetas, and even
Speaker 3: if you're not an art An Arsenal fan, I think
Speaker 3: you find our testas methods fascinating and probably take the.
Speaker 4: Piss out of the quite a lot. What is he doing?
Speaker 3: What is he doing right now to make the players
Speaker 3: finish their dinner?
Speaker 1: What games?
Speaker 2: Well, he needs to start making califiory eat dinner. Maybe
Speaker 2: skip maybe CALIFIORI need to skip dinner. Yeah wait so
Speaker 2: yeah do hear diaryea? Oh he got DIARYE Yeah he got.
Speaker 5: That was the thing, because I remember said listening to
Speaker 5: the podcast, he got something very strange. Right, this isn't
Speaker 5: Whatteta said something very.
Speaker 2: Strange, strange, very his pants on the train the ground man,
Speaker 2: exactly what.
Speaker 4: He did in the warm up. He was in the
Speaker 4: warm up. Yeah, his pants in the warm up happened Miles,
Speaker 4: yeah man, yeah yeah, suit up, bro, suit up, show
Speaker 4: us you're underpants.
Speaker 1: All right, you're in too, right, I would check his pace.
Speaker 5: Let me set inside out of the bend over like
Speaker 5: we like like this is jail squat and cow Okay,
Speaker 5: good you in, you in?
Speaker 4: No, I'm not lying this mofucker shit himself.
Speaker 3: This guy, you can't. I feel like it's this when
Speaker 3: he's in very strange. He's never have to make a
Speaker 3: decision before. But if someone goes to you have ship
Speaker 3: my pants. If you I don't think you should be
Speaker 3: playing again. If you can't control your own asshole, there's
Speaker 3: no way you can control the football in front of
Speaker 3: sixty thousand people.
Speaker 4: That's just mom.
Speaker 1: Man, guys.
Speaker 5: Guys, guys, guys, guys, this one thing, guys. If we can,
Speaker 5: if we can control our sphincters, guys, we're not going
Speaker 5: to control the game.
Speaker 4: Yeah, how do we control?
Speaker 5: To have to have loose asshole, guys, we have a
Speaker 5: loose defense, guys, Coach.
Speaker 2: I agree, but don't make me eat ramen two hours
Speaker 2: before the game.
Speaker 5: Bro Okay, Then just eat the powder. Just eat the
Speaker 5: spice packed powder. Just eat that with a little water. Guys,
Speaker 5: that's it, But get the flavor. I think that's what
Speaker 5: it was, Coach. Is too much salt and shit? Yeah, man, yeah,
Speaker 5: I don't know. I mean, like part of me, the
Speaker 5: whole thing. It's like it's it's almost like if I
Speaker 5: was going full blown Arteta and I had the just
Speaker 5: every film technology available to me, I would be doing
Speaker 5: like inception of these people, and I would be running
Speaker 5: them through so many traumatic memories where they were they
Speaker 5: if they had just fucking got it together in that
Speaker 5: one second, maybe Grandma wouldn't have got hit by a train,
Speaker 5: maybe your dog wouldn't have fucking exploded, or maybe whatever
Speaker 5: it is. So they fucking they got that shit burning
Speaker 5: in their mind, and then give them a little taste
Speaker 5: and then then I will fuck with them.
Speaker 4: Then I'll put them in the match.
Speaker 5: They're suddenly in the match and like the chances are
Speaker 5: right there, and just run that over and over and over,
Speaker 5: create a traumatic event, bring them out and be like okay.
Speaker 4: Ready, so nice. So that's like the opposite of therapy.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, it's so so scared.
Speaker 4: I'm hell raiser. Yeah yeah, I'm pinning head. You're you're
Speaker 4: you're like living in okay. I mean I wouldn't be.
Speaker 4: I was gonna I didn't.
Speaker 5: Also, I didn't grow up in a nurturing home. So
Speaker 5: I think that's the difference.
Speaker 4: In my mind.
Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, yeah, onto that tough love. Yeah, you
Speaker 3: motivate them with the threat of hell.
Speaker 4: That's so funny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like he's gonna go, you go full King Richard
Speaker 3: on them and just like yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, which yogurt. They already did that. The yoga
Speaker 2: is mere you go. You know what I'm saying. He
Speaker 2: in a wrong distant relationship now no friends?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Did yeah? We read that thing right?
Speaker 1: He said?
Speaker 3: He said, he said it is quote. He goes, I've
Speaker 3: got no my girlfriend's not with me. I've got no
Speaker 3: one here. I've got no friends. I've only got football,
Speaker 3: and it's like, well, mate, you need to be kicking
Speaker 3: more balls in the goal of that. If he was like,
Speaker 3: i've got a toddler, I'm so tired, I'd be like,
Speaker 3: I'm a single parent. Yeah, I understand, Yeah, You've got no.
Speaker 3: He's literally gone, I've just got no. I've got no.
Speaker 3: I've got the opposite of excuse, I'm just lonely. He's
Speaker 3: actually very lonely on the field as well. He's got
Speaker 3: no he's not connected to any players, he doesn't do
Speaker 3: any wall passing or anything. He's just sad on his own,
Speaker 3: doesn't get the ball. Sacker doesn't even give him the ball.
Speaker 3: He's a sad boy.
Speaker 5: Interesting stat though, about how when he is not on
Speaker 5: the field the teams press much more aggressively, because like
Speaker 5: that was always a thing that the unspoken part of
Speaker 5: his game is that him being there forces defenses to
Speaker 5: respect us a little bit, because when it was Marino,
Speaker 5: they're like, broll, I'll run a foot race against this
Speaker 5: dude backwards and beat him, whereas like with Jakarez, that
Speaker 5: gives us a little more freedom on the on the periphery,
Speaker 5: like on the wings and things like that. So he
Speaker 5: has like he definitely has this gravitational pull, but yeah,
Speaker 5: the finishes like Gary lin I saw a quote from
Speaker 5: Gary Lineker talking about how he's like his runs are
Speaker 5: very like static and they're not very He's not. He's not, Yeah,
Speaker 5: and also not being where he like a ball should
Speaker 5: be or being clever with his run. Yeah, exactly, rather
Speaker 5: than being like, bro, just get it in here. I'm
Speaker 5: going to find a way to get like in front
Speaker 5: of my man and I'll be able to do some ship.
Speaker 2: There's no friends behavior. He don't believe. Yeah, they're not coming.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we stood not going to think a birthday hat
Speaker 3: on his ship.
Speaker 4: It's my birthday today. Not telling people.
Speaker 3: He's texting people before the game, guys, just I'll be in.
Speaker 3: I'll be top right corner of the box.
Speaker 1: Put me in.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll be right there. Look for the banners and
Speaker 5: just say it with Victor's birthday and it's full. He
Speaker 5: sent a part of full invite out no one. No
Speaker 5: one's responded. He's like, I got I did my own artwork.
Speaker 5: I put a picture of me as a baby boy
Speaker 5: on there.
Speaker 1: No, yes is twenty five maybes.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I couldn't believe it was me and a baby
Speaker 5: photo and I said, this fucker is turning twenty seven.
Speaker 4: Can you believe it? Nobody showed up. Unbelievable. So yeah,
Speaker 4: we'll see.
Speaker 5: I mean, like obviously, as as you're listening to this,
Speaker 5: we could we might be screaming into the depths of
Speaker 5: hell over the villa result, or we might be getting
Speaker 5: away with something.
Speaker 4: Who knows, but maybe we should move on to the
Speaker 4: she just.
Speaker 3: One one one more second on David Rye's Safe, How yeah,
Speaker 3: God Save in the century.
Speaker 4: Next to my son watching it and I'm.
Speaker 3: Like, you know when you see it, like that's that's in,
Speaker 3: that's in, And he says, like that is if I
Speaker 3: die tomorrow and my flashback of my life, I'd put
Speaker 3: that in the same level as my son being born,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, just like in terms of
Speaker 3: the second of joy. Yeah, stuff that comes with your
Speaker 3: kid being born. There's there's pooh, there's blood, there's.
Speaker 4: Just clean clean.
Speaker 5: Hear the first out of me though, I was God,
Speaker 5: I mean the amount of saves he's I mean, we're
Speaker 5: we're getting our every pen he's worth with that transfer fee.
Speaker 3: We've got big old hands and you needed every every
Speaker 3: every millimeter from big hands.
Speaker 2: And I want to say every ball he played also
Speaker 2: was really good too.
Speaker 1: He was really good on the ball.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's a solid look guy.
Speaker 4: He scares me. He does his skate.
Speaker 3: He's so good with it, just like under his studs
Speaker 3: the ball and I'm like, I'd absolutely gash on my neck.
Speaker 5: Oh yes, he's so comfort I think because we still
Speaker 5: we still have like the Ramsdale chills too, exactly, don't
Speaker 5: get cute, don't cut you, don't cut your no, God,
Speaker 5: but he is so fucking cold with it. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 5: I'll trust a Spanish keeper with the ball to his feet.
Speaker 5: Although I'm not Kepa isn't as skillful with the bar feed.
Speaker 5: He's not, but he's he's a pretty but he's a
Speaker 5: great shots stopper. So he's just got Netso se Net
Speaker 5: was bro well. I mean, I know why we had
Speaker 5: him on a on a loan.
Speaker 3: But when you when you when all the shops are closed,
Speaker 3: in the gas stations open for anniversary.
Speaker 5: Gifts, Yeah, yeah, exactly, yeah you get that angels, Yeah
Speaker 5: at a fridge magnet, fridge magnet. Wait, hold on, you
Speaker 5: bought this at the Burbank airport when you landed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he Sandwich.
Speaker 4: Hey guess what, babe, but I love you.
Speaker 5: You know what.
Speaker 4: Check out this poster.
Speaker 5: This is the La Times cover when the Dodgers won
Speaker 5: the World Series in twenty twenty.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not even l twenty one.
Speaker 5: This is even What the fuck is this?
Speaker 4: I don't know, man. It was in the back, it
Speaker 4: was cheap whatever.
Speaker 1: I mean.
Speaker 4: Yeah that last year, it really was.
Speaker 5: The club was closing, the lights came on and we
Speaker 5: had to get out of there with with with something
Speaker 5: and we're like, raheem netto you coming with us. That's true,
Speaker 5: so Chelsea. Look elsewhere in the title race, Chelsea won
Speaker 5: asketon Villa to Joel Pedro opened up the scorer and
Speaker 5: then Olie Watkins on a fucking tear. This guy is
Speaker 5: apparently what he is now, only behind Earling Holland by
Speaker 5: many goals, though in terms of away goals scored eighteen goals.
Speaker 5: He scored more Premier League goals in London. Yeah, it's
Speaker 5: going to be that's a specific news. Yeah, yeah, just
Speaker 5: since twenty twenty one. That's a long time, considering Holland
Speaker 5: wasn't playing a twenty twenty one year but okay, let's
Speaker 5: let's let's really widen that window out. But yeah, eight
Speaker 5: straight consecutive wins for Villa.
Speaker 4: If I thought they won eleven in a row.
Speaker 1: Is that Champions League and stuff too?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's eight league games.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: It was a weird game, right because Chelsea it was
Speaker 3: a very similar to the Arsenal Brighton game that they dominated.
Speaker 3: Were only won they'll up Yeah, and then but who
Speaker 3: and I he did some tactical I was thinking he.
Speaker 3: I think he sort of likes his team not doing well,
Speaker 3: so he gets to do loads of little changes. He's
Speaker 3: like a like a chef, you know, the guy when
Speaker 3: you're cooking something, someone comes.
Speaker 4: And stirring the pot. We do it didn't need to
Speaker 4: be stirred, but you wanted.
Speaker 3: He just wants to do that, So I almost wonder
Speaker 3: he gets his teams to stand off. And then Chelsea, yeah,
Speaker 3: they they have a finishing issue. They're like very much
Speaker 3: trying to be like Arsenal. Young players buy I'm young.
Speaker 3: I don't have anyone that can reliably score. But unlike Arsenal,
Speaker 3: they've been more experienced Arsenal and kind of ride out
Speaker 3: that this momentum change or as Chelsea just the bed
Speaker 3: is they've done a they've cala furied the bed, if
Speaker 3: you know what.
Speaker 5: I mean, if it's yeah, because if it's if it's
Speaker 5: wide open, they play well. But if it's like one
Speaker 5: of these like tactical sort of it becomes like a
Speaker 5: war of attrition. That's when Chelsea really struggles. They just can't.
Speaker 5: They're having trouble breaking teams down like that. But Villa,
Speaker 5: I mean what our boy Urie Teleman's got an assist
Speaker 5: on that second goal. Facial hair is still looking pretty good.
Speaker 5: He could somebody could just trim it up a little bit,
Speaker 5: edge it up a little bit for him.
Speaker 2: But still, I've always wondered what it would be like
Speaker 2: if a Marionette had a great left foot mm hmm.
Speaker 2: And that's always one of this The question has been answered.
Speaker 2: Honorble mentioned to reach James, the Reggie Miller of football
Speaker 2: is better than him, let's see.
Speaker 1: And as far as the.
Speaker 2: Technics, I kind of knew Villa was being a little
Speaker 2: cagy when they started with Marlin up top, wasn't it,
Speaker 2: Daniel Marlin?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Marlin, he's never really he used to
Speaker 4: be an Austin.
Speaker 5: Academy, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yep, and then went to Germany.
Speaker 2: They got rid of him for looking like Hector from
Speaker 2: Training Day Hate.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's funny. He looks he looks, uh, he looks good.
Speaker 3: Guys that he looks seventeen and also fifty seven. He's
Speaker 3: got no, he's a really confusing head of a human
Speaker 3: being to a guy's age.
Speaker 4: He's like twenty seven, right, he.
Speaker 5: Definitely like he already Uh he is twenty six.
Speaker 1: Damn.
Speaker 2: I was like, I was gonna just say, sure, dude,
Speaker 2: any age you could put him, any age?
Speaker 4: Yeah, he definitely.
Speaker 5: Like if you said he was in that rap group
Speaker 5: Das Racist from like fifteen years ago, i'd believe it.
Speaker 5: They're like, oh yeah, he was in das Racist, right, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: I remember that.
Speaker 3: He'd be annoying if he monked you, because it'd be like,
Speaker 3: what was the age of the attacker?
Speaker 5: Muh and okay, he had like a forty three year
Speaker 5: old hairline, but his but he didn't have wrinkles around him.
Speaker 5: His skins was steam but his eyes were droopy, like
Speaker 5: he don't sleep. But I don't know how to put it.
Speaker 5: He was fourteen going on fifty. It's it's a heart
Speaker 5: I don't know, constable. I see that has a constable
Speaker 5: there because I was really playing the part, did it?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Villa?
Speaker 5: Now I mean this, I mean look at the table
Speaker 5: right now. It's fucking height. Uh, it's it's only what
Speaker 5: three points separating us in Villa, two points between us
Speaker 5: and City.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and now Liverpool.
Speaker 3: Is in the top for it again, so I know
Speaker 3: it's really rat Chelsea below.
Speaker 4: It's a very odd it's very confusing.
Speaker 1: Did you get above Chelsea?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 5: No, no, no, They're on the same point, same point,
Speaker 5: same points, just goal difference just by yeah, there were
Speaker 5: seven seven goal difference advantage.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of It does show there's a lot
Speaker 3: of teams are like really hot and cold. I think
Speaker 3: it is literally Arsenal, City and Villa, right are the
Speaker 3: three good teams. Yeah, and then obviously like City and
Speaker 3: Villa on a great run. But then below that it's
Speaker 3: like Chelsea, man, you and Liverpool complete like yeah.
Speaker 4: You just don't know what you're gonna get one.
Speaker 5: Uh and yeah, I mean, look, this has been a
Speaker 5: wild season. I mean, obviously Liverpool they've had their problems,
Speaker 5: but just thinking about this at the end of match
Speaker 5: day five, this season Villa was in eighteen without a
Speaker 5: single victory. From Madge Day's six onwards, they've won more
Speaker 5: games twelve and more points thirty six points than any
Speaker 5: other side. So they just they turned it up. They
Speaker 5: turned it up.
Speaker 4: We'll see for less, we'll see last.
Speaker 2: They have these firing They got everybody firing at the
Speaker 2: right time.
Speaker 1: It's annoying.
Speaker 3: Arsenal Villa on Tuesday is a really big day for
Speaker 3: the x G obsessives, right because the XG obsessives are
Speaker 3: all like, this can't last, this can't last, and they
Speaker 3: their Christmas has been ruined by Villa overperforming or XG
Speaker 3: and Arsenal seemed to be underperforming it.
Speaker 4: So yeah, if.
Speaker 3: You're an XG, like if you pray at the ultra
Speaker 3: of XG, you're hoping Arsenal win. But it's hard though,
Speaker 3: because if you've got guys that are really good at
Speaker 3: shooting from distance, that's going to screw your XG up.
Speaker 4: Like Morgan Rodgers has been a phenomenon.
Speaker 3: And you know, I mean the goals they scored the
Speaker 3: Watkins goes, some more standard goals, even though that first
Speaker 3: one was quite lucky from the ricochet, but ext nuts,
Speaker 3: it's gonna be a big day for them.
Speaker 5: Tuesday, we got we got Gabby back though too some yeah.
Speaker 1: Back in time, and he made it through the game. Yeah,
Speaker 1: thank god.
Speaker 2: And I assume I assume they'll they'll get califiri some
Speaker 2: pepto by tomorrow.
Speaker 4: Like he's yeah, it's a weird one. Got take well.
Speaker 4: In my head, I was like, you just had diary.
Speaker 3: And then I was like, if you have pretty bad diary,
Speaker 3: there's no way I'd be able to play a game
Speaker 3: of football in three days time.
Speaker 5: You gotta look, you drink some ginger ale, have some
Speaker 5: rice porridge, you know what I mean. Get your stomach right,
Speaker 5: you'll be back. I got to like not move for
Speaker 5: twenty four straight hours.
Speaker 1: You man.
Speaker 5: They're doing the warm up and they're just like doing
Speaker 5: that thing where they like lift their hips and ship
Speaker 5: like a hip lock. They're like, oh, hey, Ricky man,
Speaker 5: you know what yeah yeah yeah, Miles, Miles Yeah yeah,
Speaker 5: suit up, bro, suit up. He's not right, he's not right.
Speaker 2: I think we got to start mad Awake. I think
Speaker 2: madawa Ke has got to be the guy. Uh wow, wow,
Speaker 2: we gotta a little villain to then.
Speaker 3: Now you know what what I see what you mean
Speaker 3: you come on, stroke, what what's happened is Madaweka as
Speaker 3: a and not They have not hit the fogging defensive
Speaker 3: standards for Miguel.
Speaker 4: That's that's that's what he puts. He puts.
Speaker 3: He puts people in jail to like in I don't
Speaker 3: know what they have to do, have to defend. He
Speaker 3: sends armed men to their house. They have to defend
Speaker 3: their property a requisite level before he lets them. Then
Speaker 3: come on the field.
Speaker 5: He was behind that thing when remember got there. He
Speaker 5: almost got stabbed up and say Colazinach had to defend him.
Speaker 5: That was Michel, that was he was playing the long game.
Speaker 5: He's like, let me see what they got real quick.
Speaker 4: Yeah, last he's you.
Speaker 5: That's you.
Speaker 4: That's the fogging standard. He's like, that's good. He's like, bro,
Speaker 4: you sopped as hell.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 5: You hit the way you hit behind that man? No, no, no,
Speaker 5: all right, let's take a break. Let's take a stick
Speaker 5: a break. When we come back, we'll talk about a
Speaker 5: lesser Manchester after this.
Speaker 4: Ed we're back.
Speaker 5: Uh man United one Newcastle nil. Got to say, Patrick
Speaker 5: Dorghu your best mate. I said, Bro, You've never so
Speaker 5: no one has looked more like their name on some
Speaker 5: door gouass ship.
Speaker 4: But then you come through.
Speaker 5: Just when I thought I was right, you prove me wrong. Patrick,
Speaker 5: not even.
Speaker 3: Like a like a snipe, like a like a seriously
Speaker 3: difficult finish.
Speaker 5: That was no, no skillful, skillful from the Dane.
Speaker 4: I didn't.
Speaker 2: I didn't even really believe he was Danish. I refuse
Speaker 2: to believe he's Danish. Bro believe it. Believe it's like immigration.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Joshua King who used to play for Bournemouth. Right,
Speaker 3: he was Norwegian and I just couldn't.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But also his name is josh He was mixed, right,
Speaker 3: but his name is Joshua King. Yeah, and I was
Speaker 3: like that, none of the makes sense. Yeah, what Gambian
Speaker 3: father Norwegian mother?
Speaker 5: There? It is just kidding.
Speaker 4: But so what's doogo? What's he rocking? Parental wise? Door goo?
Speaker 5: Let's see if you're a Patrick asked door goo. Uh,
Speaker 5: he just grew up in Copenhagen. All right, so he's
Speaker 5: just a Nigerian kid living in Denmark. So he'd been
Speaker 5: out here.
Speaker 2: It looks like all right, man, shout out to you man,
Speaker 2: hope you enjoyed your Christmas.
Speaker 5: Ham Yeah, hell hey, or you know, it's very hooky
Speaker 5: or whatever that word that Danish people use for cozy.
Speaker 5: I don't know, bro, that's the hardest fucking language to pronounce, Like.
Speaker 1: You got Danish slang.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and you said, oh yeah, because my uh, you know,
Speaker 5: my partner, her majesty, she studied abroad there in college.
Speaker 4: So she she brought back random.
Speaker 2: He brought back some Vanish. She brought back a bunch
Speaker 2: of those butter cookies.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, exactly where you put all your.
Speaker 1: Nation on the back.
Speaker 4: Yeah, where I put all my sewing materials.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that version of Snapple Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 5: But anyway, man, you one new cat. I mean, look, United's.
Speaker 4: Their their klon.
Speaker 5: Weighing them holding on to a one to old lead
Speaker 5: is the most shocking thing about this game.
Speaker 3: Yeah, as well as Amrim after going I'll never change,
Speaker 3: I'll never change, I'll never change back for baby Wow
Speaker 3: changes and I read today the reason he's changing, he
Speaker 3: sort of is what did he say?
Speaker 4: He was basically like.
Speaker 3: It's not because of the pressure from from you guys
Speaker 3: or the fans. Because now we understand the way we
Speaker 3: want to play, and the principles are the same, we
Speaker 3: can change the system.
Speaker 4: I think we're going to be compat team.
Speaker 3: But when you talk previously about changing the system all
Speaker 3: the time, I can't change it because it plays on
Speaker 3: and I'm changing because of you. I think that is
Speaker 3: the end for a manager. It's like, that's a very
Speaker 3: weird it's a weird thing to be like, even though
Speaker 3: he probably needed to change it.
Speaker 4: But I didn't want anything. It was because of you.
Speaker 4: Guys just be like, wow, so insecure.
Speaker 5: Ye's existent.
Speaker 1: He's extremely anxious as what to tell them.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm still wearing my Kanye West merch because I
Speaker 5: believe in it and I'm not going to change. It's
Speaker 5: because y'all telling me this is problematic. I'm going to myself.
Speaker 5: That is some Chris put it down now. It was
Speaker 5: a decision I made. I wasn't about to have y'all
Speaker 5: thinking that y'all got me to do all this shit,
Speaker 5: even though you did, even though you did, even though
Speaker 5: you did.
Speaker 3: Nothing to do with and then names names every journalist,
Speaker 3: your name and day of buff in his burn book.
Speaker 2: Damn, that's my My mom did the same thing when
Speaker 2: she lost dessert privileges in Thanksgiving two thousand and eight.
Speaker 2: My my aunt came over with a better dessert.
Speaker 1: She made it. Oh huh, and it was you.
Speaker 6: Know what I mean.
Speaker 5: It was a little bit yeah, yeah, that's the power struggle.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, and then she just stepped down because
Speaker 3: she knew that she'd been displaced.
Speaker 4: Was it a hostile tae.
Speaker 2: It wasn't fully hostile. I think it was agreed upon. Yeah,
Speaker 2: my mom starts making my aunt's dessert.
Speaker 4: Oh see, she.
Speaker 1: Changed her whole She went through a back and forth.
Speaker 4: Because of y'all wing too. Yeah, what was the dessert change?
Speaker 4: What are we talking?
Speaker 2: It was originally I think we were doing are doing
Speaker 2: a sweet potato pie, which we love. But bon comes
Speaker 2: through Thanksgiving away with a banana pudding with the little
Speaker 2: chessman on top.
Speaker 1: Oh, she've never seen anything like.
Speaker 4: Chess pieces.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, pepper butter cookies has chest pieces on
Speaker 2: the cookies. Okay, okay, So for hit chess piece inside though.
Speaker 2: That was a little treat for the kids.
Speaker 5: Forgoing the traditional nill a way for in the banana
Speaker 5: pudding and went for the Oh that's classy. So she
Speaker 5: put her entire foot in it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, went big time and it killed and there was
Speaker 2: questions being asked, wow in the house. So there was
Speaker 2: a lot of like I ain't nah, I don't even
Speaker 2: like banana puting, y'all like banana pudding that went on
Speaker 2: for a while, y'all think of back for is popping.
Speaker 4: I don't know, y'all. Do y'all even watch football? I
Speaker 4: don't know do y'all even know? Is that even wellvin
Speaker 4: have enough players on the field if I just I don't.
Speaker 5: Even think I picture that reaction when you when everybody
Speaker 5: had that first bite of your aunt's dessert was like
Speaker 5: when uh they found out when Tyryan ran Carragher found
Speaker 5: out that Brendan Rodgers got sacked in the studio and
Speaker 5: he touched his thigh, was oh did you Oh what?
Speaker 5: Oh ship.
Speaker 1: We're all looking around like can we react to this? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, just like what the fuck?
Speaker 3: Then you have to go sympathy bites of your mom's
Speaker 3: dessert for a little bit.
Speaker 5: She could tell, she could tell, Yeah, she immediately she
Speaker 5: knew you were.
Speaker 4: Next year, she just comes up on a pudding a
Speaker 4: year later.
Speaker 2: A year later, now there's chessman in our home.
Speaker 4: That's the thing.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, Okay, She's like, actually I thought I thought
Speaker 5: wing backs are played out anyway, you know what I mean?
Speaker 5: I feel like there's other ways to stretch the pitch out.
Speaker 5: You don't need you don't need to play a backfire anyone.
Speaker 5: It's fine, it's fine. I'm just doing some more guardiolasimow.
Speaker 5: That's what I'm into now, all right. Liverpool Wolves Liverpool
Speaker 5: two Wolves won first visit for Wolves since Yogo Jota's
Speaker 5: passing Wolves obviously the club Diogo Jota signed from before
Speaker 5: joining Liverpool. His family was out there at the beginning
Speaker 5: of the match. It was a really a wonderful moment.
Speaker 5: There was all kinds of stuff before, Like I saw
Speaker 5: that the night before, like the Wolve squad had gone
Speaker 5: to like lay flowers like at anfield for Diogo Jota.
Speaker 5: Ryan Gravinbert great, great, just first time, just like lurking
Speaker 5: around the edge of the box said yeah, I'm having
Speaker 5: that boom just tucked in neatly.
Speaker 4: And then Florian.
Speaker 3: Vits little tiny Flodian flow flow float the little man flow.
Speaker 5: You got your goal flow. You will done, buddy, great
Speaker 5: great from flod God exitk though, what an assist if.
Speaker 3: We want to be When you watch that that They
Speaker 3: signed the center forward for pretty much the same hymn
Speaker 3: chefs go and uh and Gyokarez are kind of the three,
Speaker 3: and then you just see one who's really good at
Speaker 3: playing football and scoring goals. In the other two, I'm
Speaker 3: not good at yeah by for those things.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Chessco's good at dunking. Though he's good at dunking
Speaker 5: the basketball.
Speaker 2: He can't get a windmill, so I gotta give you.
Speaker 5: Through the legs. I think I saw one dude one
Speaker 5: through the legs too. I think you're right, Yeah he's
Speaker 5: I mean, I actually I enjoy surprised if he gets
Speaker 5: the mid season transferred to the Wizards.
Speaker 4: Is that always saying.
Speaker 5: Well, he will get you know, he will get his ship.
Speaker 4: He will get rolled up in the NBA. But it
Speaker 4: is nice to see.
Speaker 5: I like seeing when you see goofy ass strikers because
Speaker 5: also he's coming from a basketball nation.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what I don't like saying, yeah, Tim
Speaker 2: Howard say Florian verts.
Speaker 1: He tried so hard to say. He's like, you're I mean, when.
Speaker 3: Someone says that Bathlona, we don't want to hear that man. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: we know where you're from, Croydon, You're from Salona.
Speaker 2: He's trying so hard to like just be respectful to
Speaker 2: European sounds.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well that's well, that's said.
Speaker 3: That's not a nice thing from an American to actually
Speaker 3: care about people from other countries. Might be the only one,
Speaker 3: only one, the last good American. That's the movie made
Speaker 3: about Tim Howard and his teeth. Yeah, exactly, the last
Speaker 3: good American. It starts off he's in a dentist chair.
Speaker 3: The guy's polishing his veneers.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean Liverpool, I think that they're putting it.
Speaker 5: They're putting it together. They're slowly climbing back, they're getting stability.
Speaker 5: I think I think they're gonna be It's it's funny.
Speaker 5: They're obviously not in the title race. I think, what
Speaker 5: what's the points difference? So ten behind Arsenal. Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 5: I mean, you don't know, but stranger things have happened.
Speaker 3: Do you think between City and Arsenal, Like if you're Liverpool,
Speaker 3: if you had just one of those teams up there,
Speaker 3: like you have a hope. But the two of them
Speaker 3: are kind of I think they're gonna one of them.
Speaker 4: At least will pull pull clear.
Speaker 3: But Liverpool had that weird thing where they obviously that
Speaker 3: the death of Jota is a big factor that I'm
Speaker 3: sure was playing on the on their minds and stuff,
Speaker 3: and then Salad the salary issue and now his way.
Speaker 3: So when Salad comes back will be interesting happens. But yeah,
Speaker 3: they've kind of had that like like weirds, whoa, well
Speaker 3: that was a crazy like well, they just kept losing
Speaker 3: every game for about a month or six weeks and
Speaker 3: then there's no, you can't really come back from another
Speaker 3: Premier League. But I think they'll be I think they'll
Speaker 3: be in the top. I think they'll end up third.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say no, that's definitely.
Speaker 1: That's a big jump for them. Hey, here's a question
Speaker 1: for you guys.
Speaker 2: Now, I know that in the Premier League there's no
Speaker 2: such thing as tanking because of relegation. You can't you
Speaker 2: can't throw games, there's no draft.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you don't benefit.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, But if you're running Liverpool, is there a
Speaker 2: little voice in your head saying, Yo, let's finish like
Speaker 2: fifth or six and then just win a Europa League.
Speaker 2: We'll just destroy the Europa League and then we'll just
Speaker 2: get a free trophy.
Speaker 1: That's that's madness.
Speaker 5: That's that's some Tottenham mass thing is that.
Speaker 3: They were forgetting just how bad being in the Europa
Speaker 3: League is like you you're You're like a person who
Speaker 3: had a baby two years ago and forgot how god
Speaker 3: it is to have a baby at the beginning.
Speaker 4: Let's have another baby.
Speaker 5: What are you doing? We went to fucking Azerbaijan three times,
Speaker 5: didn't sleep for three months. One of our players didn't
Speaker 5: go because it's so fucked up between the country he from.
Speaker 5: He didn't even go.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and Ally from there couldn't even pronounce that country.
Speaker 1: He'd make us some good points wells, but yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 5: I mean they unfortunately, for better or worse, they have
Speaker 5: the fucking standards and those are not the standards for
Speaker 5: Liverpool Football clubs.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: The money is yeah, yeah, it's like genuinely if you
Speaker 3: don't get in the Premier League now they're changing the
Speaker 3: spending rules next year, but like that's uh, you lose
Speaker 3: that on like you have to. Even if you win
Speaker 3: the Europa League you make like sixty million less. Yeah,
Speaker 3: which is uh because.
Speaker 5: Even just our little run last season in the Champions
Speaker 5: League that set us up nice a little bit of
Speaker 5: cash to play with. But anyway, also sounds like we're
Speaker 5: in the market. Apparently if you saw that our tet
Speaker 5: of press conference, He said.
Speaker 3: What do you think about Sameno, who's probably going to City,
Speaker 3: Like if you would you would you make that play?
Speaker 3: Like would you do the big boy thing? Which City
Speaker 3: seemed to just buy the play and then get like
Speaker 3: they're gonna get rid of osketball by the.
Speaker 5: Sounds of it, yea like mar Moosch where they're like,
Speaker 5: I don't know, they're like where did this mother? Like
Speaker 5: mar mookis like where did this motherfucker come from?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I forgot it here? Yeah, yeah, yeah, They've got
Speaker 4: so many of his plays.
Speaker 5: But like that's what you kind of have to do now.
Speaker 5: I don't know, we have a lot of wingers, so
Speaker 5: I don't know what that really does. But I love
Speaker 5: the fact that he is a fan, so he's already
Speaker 5: like it from everything you've like I've read, it's like Sameno,
Speaker 5: if we came knock and he's like, oh, absolutely, I'm here. Baby.
Speaker 2: There's a question for you guys. Is there gonna be
Speaker 2: a problem between him and Servegno? Nah, Like I feel
Speaker 2: like their names is too close. If I'm Samen, I
Speaker 2: don't want to I don't want Semeno. I don't want
Speaker 2: a Sameno around, I'm Savina.
Speaker 4: Yeah, white, white British people pronounce name. They're like, wait,
Speaker 4: which one did you say? You're lad from City, aren't you.
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 4: Silero?
Speaker 3: Yeah, which actually an ice cream in the uk Selario
Speaker 3: it's an orange flavored ice cream.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: There can only be one one your Suffix in the room,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I mean Savina was probably on his way
Speaker 5: out anyway at some point.
Speaker 3: So he when he when he played against Arsenal at
Speaker 3: home for City last season, he like made lovely dance
Speaker 3: and set the ball three to school and I was like,
Speaker 3: this guy is a play.
Speaker 4: Do you know why you're worried about City? By the way,
Speaker 4: just generally he started there so so so good, so
Speaker 4: so good is back?
Speaker 3: You know that John days so so good over patronizing
Speaker 3: Pep is back, which is.
Speaker 4: Bad mind game.
Speaker 5: That means he knows they're going to be they're good.
Speaker 5: But yeah he's because he's it's like cooking, bro. He's like, no, Bro,
Speaker 5: I turn up the heat around now a little. We
Speaker 5: were at a simmer, we were bubbling. Now just get
Speaker 5: a little bit more intensity. We'll see.
Speaker 3: But Liverpool and Liverpool are back back back and be
Speaker 3: interesting to see how they do when Salah returns. But yeah,
Speaker 3: I think they'll be definitely top four. I think Villa
Speaker 3: Villa and them are now locked in for top four
Speaker 3: is my prediction. I think Chelsea will not be top four.
Speaker 3: And who's even close to this is that those are
Speaker 3: the top four. I knows, man, man, you could sneak
Speaker 3: in fifth Chelsea is my prediction because they don't have
Speaker 3: those midwee games.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I really. It's funny because every all
Speaker 5: the Liverpool supporters I know who are absolutely like, we're fucked.
Speaker 5: This is terrible. I don't even know what to fuck.
Speaker 5: I'm like, you're gonna you'll figure it out.
Speaker 4: I think they're in the process.
Speaker 5: Three games on the bounce, as they say.
Speaker 2: So.
Speaker 5: Look, unfortunately that kid with the menu hair, that motherfucker
Speaker 5: it is continuing to grow.
Speaker 4: Yeah, bread all right.
Speaker 5: Elsewhere around the league, Bretford for Bourne, myth one Heaven,
Speaker 5: Shada Shah day whatever, how everyone is shadenfreuder out here.
Speaker 5: I like, sad looks the sweetest time. Boo the sweetest taboo.
Speaker 5: You give me the sweetest taboo? You should really sign
Speaker 5: for Arsenal? Was that a perfect hat trick?
Speaker 4: Does a natural hat trick. Perfect.
Speaker 5: I was watching it, left foot, right foot pedatrick.
Speaker 1: I hope they know.
Speaker 4: I hope them commentation.
Speaker 3: He says, perfecttrick because left foot, right foot had the
Speaker 3: perfect hat trick.
Speaker 5: Yeah, unbelieve in the right order. Yes, oh yeah, the
Speaker 5: last one was dude, every fuck and he is gets
Speaker 5: to use another cliche, deceptively strong for his size, like
Speaker 5: when he's dribbling, I'm like, god, damn, bro, for how
Speaker 5: short you are, I'm surprised you are hanging like that
Speaker 5: in the Premier League.
Speaker 1: Low gravity, dog, no to the ground. He just yeah,
Speaker 1: you could just push off anybody.
Speaker 4: And he man solid finish of their times. I'm like, god,
Speaker 4: damn like that. I think it was a second goal
Speaker 4: that he finished.
Speaker 5: I was like, see fucking Martin Ere. They could do
Speaker 5: shit like you might not even know work because you can't.
Speaker 1: But he can. That's uh.
Speaker 5: Anyway.
Speaker 3: I think he looks at him, him and him an
Speaker 3: eagle together, is it? I mean like I think like
Speaker 3: he found and again sneakily. I told you I watched
Speaker 3: the YouTube, like fourteen minute preseason thing of him. For
Speaker 3: some reason just seems like a really nice Matt. I
Speaker 3: don't know what I was like the idea of him
Speaker 3: being accept piece coach Keith Andrews Northern Irish. You're like,
Speaker 3: there's no way he's going to be good at Brentford.
Speaker 3: But the eighth that's yeah, he's ahead of Tottenham with
Speaker 3: Frank that's amazing. Yeah, exactly, And give him his flowers,
Speaker 3: give him get the flowers. Go to the gas stage.
Speaker 3: She gets some flowers. Give him to Keith Andrews them
Speaker 3: here you go there.
Speaker 2: Only they're three behind fifth. They could easily get there
Speaker 2: one of them Europe's, but I would love I'd love
Speaker 2: the Brentford's. I'd love for Brentford sneak into Europe.
Speaker 4: That would be so good for that.
Speaker 5: There's only five points between fifth and thirteenth right now.
Speaker 5: It's it's tight. It's tight, so there's a lot can happen,
Speaker 5: a lot can happen. But yeah, Kevin Shada come home,
Speaker 5: come here.
Speaker 4: We also talk about one of the funniestone goals.
Speaker 3: The own goal in that game was just like that
Speaker 3: like the early nineties English football, just like bounced off
Speaker 3: like seven people, then hit the guy into the goalie
Speaker 3: and just like.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's funny go We've got a
Speaker 5: lot of these things. I mean it was because yeah,
Speaker 5: you're like, oh, he cleared it off the No, he
Speaker 5: didn't clear it off. He just kicked that ship right
Speaker 5: into the keeper and.
Speaker 2: Ones to play yackety sacks behind it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: Weirdest call of the week was Semeno go. They they
Speaker 2: said he tickled the ball into the net. I was like, hey,
Speaker 2: don't don't say I tickled anything, bro, yes, do it
Speaker 2: all right?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: That was also the ball also hit his ass. Don't
Speaker 2: say I got tickled. Yeah, don't mention, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 5: He went for the clever like back he I mean,
Speaker 5: he had to because the ball was behind him. So
Speaker 5: that's just how he I mean, but.
Speaker 7: You know, semenosi for Arsenal or maybe don't.
Speaker 5: We don't know if we need you yet. I don't
Speaker 5: know if that's it feels like city, although people wouldn't.
Speaker 3: I keep thinking if Arsenal just did the thing where
Speaker 3: they let them do just all work and they.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like as a and go, come on bro, stop playing.
Speaker 5: You know you want to go home.
Speaker 4: But he's like, yeah, Arsenal is he stacked right now,
Speaker 4: so they're going to do I's And.
Speaker 5: Also I mean I've I've not told what's what's Semenio's
Speaker 5: defensive what's the defensive part of his game? Like he's
Speaker 5: a good physical play, he's good both ways, two footed. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I think he might lack a little bit of the
Speaker 5: pausa and the sort of that.
Speaker 4: Kind of stuff.
Speaker 3: And he's a live wire. He's a live wire that one.
Speaker 3: But he scores, he can. He's got a great eye.
Speaker 3: He's got a great eye for goal.
Speaker 5: He does, and he's and he look I like a
Speaker 5: big body, you know what I mean, Because you're a
Speaker 5: truck truck. These motherfuckers like to acquire a baby Morgan
Speaker 5: Rogers bring let me see the big bodies come home,
Speaker 5: you know, because that is kind of like I feel
Speaker 5: like that's the next evolution. Is like Okay, they're quick
Speaker 5: and good luck, fucking body. They will fuck you up,
Speaker 5: layer builds, bust skills. Yeah yeah, Like like what Lebron
Speaker 5: James is sort of like they're like, what, well, you.
Speaker 2: Know, we know he's gone because Borman season is about done.
Speaker 2: I don't think they're gonna like, uh, they're not gonna
Speaker 2: drop in a relegation. They got too many points up.
Speaker 2: But uh yeah, their season is playing out like the
Speaker 2: movie Centers, it's starting out great, started out great, and
Speaker 2: the vampires have arrived.
Speaker 5: It's that you wonder Yeah, okay, okay, A turn for you?
Speaker 5: A turn.
Speaker 3: So just to clarify, you thought the plot for the
Speaker 3: people in the movie went bad or you didn't like
Speaker 3: it when the vampires came into that movie.
Speaker 1: I like when the vampires came into the movie.
Speaker 2: What I didn't like was the part right before the
Speaker 2: vampires came when it's like the power of music is like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I didn't releasing the Ghost of Bootsy Collins.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't need to see Bee Boys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I didn't need to see Bee Boys.
Speaker 5: Can I get look Bryan respecting you bro, you are
Speaker 5: a fantastic director. The film overall was fantastic. I will
Speaker 5: say the overall that part I was like, I need
Speaker 5: to see Bee Boys.
Speaker 2: I get what The Boys was the only miss for me,
Speaker 2: and that's that's Tyler Adams getting hurt. Okay right when
Speaker 2: they brought the b Boys up.
Speaker 4: But he saved it. When we got to see Michael B.
Speaker 4: Jordan with the flat top.
Speaker 1: That was cool. So that maybe that's maybe that's a
Speaker 1: f a cup run.
Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, we got.
Speaker 5: It's Michael B. Jordan a kogie sweater with a flat top.
Speaker 4: Who knows.
Speaker 1: We don't know yet. The movie hasn't ended, but we're
Speaker 1: definitely at the point.
Speaker 4: We're the bad pup. I think we're at the borrow
Speaker 4: we go.
Speaker 5: I don't know if I can trust this light skinned woman.
Speaker 4: Might be up with her, I don't know.
Speaker 5: Yeah, shout out Haley Steinfeld all right elsewhere Burnley nil Everton,
Speaker 5: nil west Ham nil Fulham one.
Speaker 1: Harry Wilson got every week bro and him in his back.
Speaker 3: At it man how him and as his little little
Speaker 3: little shitting pad on his head. Yeah, still manages the
Speaker 3: nuts it and still being okay.
Speaker 5: Sunderland one leads one dominic Calvert Lewin continues Grant zaka
Speaker 5: that rand wooh, that's what I'm having some of that.
Speaker 4: I'm having some of that please.
Speaker 3: It's one where he twisted his body to do that
Speaker 3: reverse pass in a way.
Speaker 4: You're like you've been You've been doing that over thirty parties.
Speaker 4: You know what you're doing.
Speaker 3: Somebody out there, you're loot prolong your career. That was
Speaker 3: a serious, that reverse part. I love a pass like
Speaker 3: that that the pass is better than the goal. Yeah
Speaker 3: to me, I'm like, oh yes.
Speaker 5: Please division executions because you somehow just like, bro, look
Speaker 5: how I got that. I had everybody looking foolish And
Speaker 5: it's right there on a play for you.
Speaker 4: Signing of the season are we saying that?
Speaker 1: Gotta be I'm cool with this way.
Speaker 3: Point of the season will be at I think I'm
Speaker 3: struggling to think of other signing. Who's I think if
Speaker 3: Liverpool doing better, could be in the mix because he's
Speaker 3: having a good old run. But I can't think of
Speaker 3: a player that has made a club like where are
Speaker 3: some in the league. That's seventh, that's crazy, freshly promoted team,
Speaker 3: so many new players.
Speaker 5: He's just having him solidity as captain. He's seen it all.
Speaker 5: He just you know, he had that fucking great run
Speaker 5: with Shabby Alonso in Germany. Yeah, probably probably him or
Speaker 5: Shabby Simons. I would say we was that serious? No, absolutely,
Speaker 5: could you held such a strike away?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm trying to be like.
Speaker 5: Was no, that was that was dry seasoning on there?
Speaker 5: That was a dry rub. I put on that one
Speaker 5: too dry?
Speaker 1: Too dry?
Speaker 4: You know you'll dry when the dessert.
Speaker 5: That's what Rihanna was saying anyway, and then, So speaking
Speaker 5: of which Crystal Palace Nil Spurs won Archie Gray, who knows?
Speaker 5: Maybe your family owned my family at some point. That's
Speaker 5: my last I don't know how I got that nice.
Speaker 3: He sounds like a player who scored a hell of
Speaker 3: a lot of goals in the nineteen seventeen to nineteen
Speaker 3: eighteen Gray.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she Gray with sixty goals in twelve games. That's Arthur, right?
Speaker 5: Is that Archie is Arthur?
Speaker 3: Is that how you get Archie? I think Archie's probably
Speaker 3: sure far there's a lot of archery.
Speaker 5: Maybe Archer straight up on his name is straight up
Speaker 5: Archie Archie, That Archie James Francis Gray. Okay, you're doing
Speaker 5: a lot, bro Yeah.
Speaker 3: You know, he doesn't sound as working class as most
Speaker 3: English footballers.
Speaker 4: Let me look at this guy's background. Let me tell
Speaker 4: you if he's a private school boy.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, he went to Saint John Fisher Catholic High
Speaker 5: School in Harrigan.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, okay, I used to know my teamus.
Speaker 3: I went to John Fisher, John Fisher and Croydon and
Speaker 3: near Croydon, hang on, Harrigate. That's a different one. I
Speaker 3: don't know this John Fisher anyway. They're a good sports school,
Speaker 3: I think. But he's from up north Okay, because he
Speaker 3: came from Leeds.
Speaker 4: Is anyone he's like twelve years old? How old is Henen? Nineteen?
Speaker 5: God damn bro Yeah, I don't know. Spurs keeps on
Speaker 5: doing their thing. I don't know. I don't know what
Speaker 5: I mean. They're they're up there down.
Speaker 3: The listening to They're funny because we talk about Richardison
Speaker 3: always scoring goals that don't matter.
Speaker 4: When he scored two goals disallowed, say just having to
Speaker 4: fully just full on cellar.
Speaker 3: I think the first one he went crazy and then
Speaker 3: it was that was the lad second one he still
Speaker 3: went for a celebrate and then you're like getting the
Speaker 3: hat trick of full celebrations.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's my perfect.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's your perfect.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Every time rich Arlison celebrating three times three world is
Speaker 5: taken away by var that'd be just so funny.
Speaker 4: Palace looked tired. Palace looked tired. That's they've got.
Speaker 5: Players for the Europe and of Nah and Matteta JP.
Speaker 5: Come on, baby, what happened? We were rooting for you?
Speaker 4: I think it's short to not high enough. It's always
Speaker 4: the thing. Get high enough. He showed high as hell.
Speaker 5: They were.
Speaker 4: Getting his his bits out last week, just psychologically damaged him.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, new alpha chance Hill.
Speaker 1: Baby might be dealing with a rash or someone who knows.
Speaker 1: We never know.
Speaker 4: Hey, look Jp, it's all good.
Speaker 5: There might even be a sponsorship with yes, meat rash,
Speaker 5: heat rash, but meat rash. All right, we'll take another
Speaker 5: quick break when we come back. Well, round up, just
Speaker 5: quick Caravel Cup stuff along with some loose odds and
Speaker 5: ends from around them after this, and we're back just
Speaker 5: to touch on the Caravell Cup because Arsenal was the
Speaker 5: only team in the quarterfinals that had to round out
Speaker 5: their result again. We squeaked into the semis against Palace
Speaker 5: on penalties. Like I said, our main man Owen goal
Speaker 5: scored for us and then Mark Gay scored in fucking
Speaker 5: injury time.
Speaker 3: Sorry, with one of the strangerest celebrations ever, one of
Speaker 3: the strangest celebrations you mean to be the wasn't look
Speaker 3: genuinely annoyed like he was like I don't want to
Speaker 3: play penalty like he yeah, I was trying to. And
Speaker 3: then there was then he was chatting to Saker and
Speaker 3: made k off to it and everyone's like maybe he's
Speaker 3: got to awstole So I didn't celebrate.
Speaker 5: That's felt that that was so crazy if he was
Speaker 5: that transparent with it.
Speaker 4: He's like, I'm a sign for them, Bro, I didn't
Speaker 4: mean to do that.
Speaker 5: Sorry.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was just yeah, that would be and then
Speaker 3: I'm going to just chat to the players afterwards. Bizaw celebration.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Maybe it was one of those things where it's
Speaker 5: sort of like Deckl and Rice after it's just like, bro,
Speaker 5: what the fuck are we doing?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 5: Like we could have maybe we could have won, maybe
Speaker 5: we could I don't know either way. Flawless penalty taking
Speaker 5: from us and then for.
Speaker 3: Five teams, the level of the penalties, that's true nominal, Yeah,
Speaker 3: what was your My one of my favorite penalties was
Speaker 3: jury and tim Books. I've never seen take one, but
Speaker 3: he just chased that run up, smashed it and it
Speaker 3: didn't even a lot of the players, like ge the
Speaker 3: crowd up and he was just like, I'm going back,
Speaker 3: just works, no finished yet.
Speaker 5: They were so efficient and felt like we've been working
Speaker 5: on penalties to the point that it wasn't even in
Speaker 5: an occasion to them, They're like, yeah, we're doing penalties,
Speaker 5: all right, watch it like because when I saw Saliba
Speaker 5: come up, I said, what the fuck is the sugar?
Speaker 1: That's my favorite? Yeah, that was the one that was
Speaker 1: surely not supposed to was like.
Speaker 4: Are we sure about this? And there he was just
Speaker 4: tucking it away and I.
Speaker 2: Was like, then he and then he knocked out fakes Aliba.
Speaker 2: Then look what It's amazing. Yeah.
Speaker 5: It was a beautiful, beautiful game where.
Speaker 1: We controlled the whole first half. Man thousand shot yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah. But Luke Moore on the Football Ramble said,
Speaker 5: it goes Arsenal looks like they're losing steam. Looks like
Speaker 5: they're losing steam. And I'm like, we don't look like
Speaker 5: when we were off flying at the early part of
Speaker 5: the season. But if we weren't getting results, I would
Speaker 5: be like, it looks like we're losing steam. We're still somehow,
Speaker 5: and I get it if it's the sustainability argument and
Speaker 5: all that, but we are still getting the results, which.
Speaker 6: You need.
Speaker 5: The problem.
Speaker 4: Yea, it's not. It's not like it's like City. So
Speaker 4: if you look at Citi's results from.
Speaker 3: Arsenal, a winning and then just getting a bit like
Speaker 3: squeaky bum time at the end.
Speaker 4: So quote Sadex focusing but.
Speaker 3: I feel like it's just like if Arsenal just scolled
Speaker 3: the I mean, I say, if they just score the goals,
Speaker 3: they need to be bescoring them.
Speaker 4: But it's like it'll be interesting.
Speaker 3: I do think Gabrielle back is a huge is a
Speaker 3: huge thing that's going to make the solidity even stronger.
Speaker 3: And I think the midfield can push up and then
Speaker 3: we'll see, We'll see. I'm I'm still in my head.
Speaker 3: When he someone hasn't played for the year, they're gonna
Speaker 3: be the savior different. But when Habutz comes back, I
Speaker 3: think that will be the big difference from people.
Speaker 5: We'll see. Somebody needs to be Gandalf and this motherfucker
Speaker 5: I need something. I need Gandalf the White to come back.
Speaker 5: And he's like, I returned to you now.
Speaker 4: I'm like, yes, please get somebody be Gandal.
Speaker 1: I see it like this.
Speaker 2: The rhythm clock restarts every time we have a big injury,
Speaker 2: like Martinelli is informed, then he gets hurt. Now he's
Speaker 2: missing easy shit again.
Speaker 1: You come back.
Speaker 2: You're thinking too much when you're playing. That's why we're
Speaker 2: sitting back trying to hold onto these leads.
Speaker 4: You are probably know.
Speaker 3: I think there's something in the I do think there's
Speaker 3: something in the It is like if you just play
Speaker 3: a few games in a row with a cell team,
Speaker 3: it's a huge difference.
Speaker 5: Huge.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, it's like a fucking warehouse where it's like
Speaker 2: zero days since an accident, but it's always on zero days.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Or you get like two in you're like, damn,
Speaker 4: we had two.
Speaker 1: Why do you say anything?
Speaker 5: Hey, Rick is drunken in on the fort.
Speaker 3: And then someone ships that pants and then you're like
Speaker 3: back to day zero again.
Speaker 2: We got to put zero technically because this is a problem.
Speaker 2: We have to give like a new bleach.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm sorry, Bro, we wear white shorts at these
Speaker 5: home matches. Bro, you shitted yourself? What the fuck?
Speaker 1: That's a work accident?
Speaker 8: Dog.
Speaker 5: I want to hear Arteta say shitted yourself, guys, I
Speaker 5: got it. Ricky shitted himself, guys.
Speaker 3: Or just him saying the word shot would be funny.
Speaker 3: He shot it, because that's presumably what happened.
Speaker 4: He's doing shorts, guys.
Speaker 1: What is this?
Speaker 4: You're shutting your shorts?
Speaker 5: Guys?
Speaker 4: You short?
Speaker 2: You made me, You made me eat nothing but mac
Speaker 2: and cheese with a with a loaded handgun.
Speaker 1: He trying to play Russian roulette while we ate mac
Speaker 1: and cheese.
Speaker 5: Been the warm up, ye guys, guys, guys, when I
Speaker 5: made you eat a tub of I can't believe it's
Speaker 5: not butter with a spoon, guys, So test your stomach, guys.
Speaker 5: And now I know that was That was a mistake, Greky,
Speaker 5: Sorry about that. So anyway, the Semis now for the
Speaker 5: Caraveou Cup, Newcastle hosting City and then Chelsea hosting Arsenal
Speaker 5: for the first legs, and then they switch it up
Speaker 5: for the second legs, so.
Speaker 1: That'll be interact. The Chelsea draw. I like that.
Speaker 5: I like the Chelsea draw because it's interesting since the
Speaker 5: draw we had in the Premier League. Agast Chelsea, they
Speaker 5: haven't looked the same actually, like they had that result
Speaker 5: against Barcelona Everest.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 5: And then because mother, I remember at the time, they
Speaker 5: were treating that draw like they won.
Speaker 2: I know, they're like they do all this shit. Well,
Speaker 2: look at Chelsea. No suspended Cucarella, he got hurt.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but he's looking good. Ccarella's looking great.
Speaker 5: I left back.
Speaker 4: I gotta say it, like, I can't ever think he's
Speaker 4: good because of his hair.
Speaker 5: I ate it well because he also did racist shit
Speaker 5: so I don't fuck with him anyway.
Speaker 3: So it's an interesting stat just by the way, about Enzo.
Speaker 3: About Enzo, how when he's in the Chelsea team that
Speaker 3: win percentage just something like thirty percent. When he's not,
Speaker 3: it's like eighty percent.
Speaker 5: Oh really yeah wow, So just insisting on Enzo is
Speaker 5: like not a good a good look it turns out, huh.
Speaker 5: I mean for the amount of money they had to
Speaker 5: pay for him, I'd be like, you better make that
Speaker 5: ship work. I can't keep signing all these people I
Speaker 5: never heard of. I'm Todd Bowley.
Speaker 4: What the fuck? I bet Todd Todd Bowleie's like, can
Speaker 4: we tank? Can we tank?
Speaker 5: Should we think?
Speaker 4: We don't tank?
Speaker 3: Do you think g think MO Rescue lost the season?
Speaker 3: If this continues they start dropping out Europe?
Speaker 5: Probably not, I don't know. I mean like they're reactionary
Speaker 5: enough that they won't. But if you look at the
Speaker 5: I'd imagine if you look at the performances, like on
Speaker 5: a continuum, you're like, this isn't upward trajectory. It feels like, well,
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Since he made those comments, the very cryptic comments that
Speaker 3: he won't explain, yeah, pretty badly.
Speaker 5: There was something else where, like people were like internally
Speaker 5: showing something about like his discipline on the touch line
Speaker 5: and they're like it's kind of bleeding into the players.
Speaker 5: Like I don't think it's a problem, and he's like,
Speaker 5: maybe it is. I don't know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's definitely, it's definitely.
Speaker 5: Okay, Now, what else have we got around the somebody?
Speaker 4: What's this? What's going on? Rabert Lewandowski? Oh yeah, so
Speaker 4: he put in an interview, gotta read that story. I've
Speaker 4: read it to you guys.
Speaker 3: He basically said, at Barcelona, you know, they've got such
Speaker 3: weird money issues. He said, they're still making payments on him, right, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't want to talk about it.
Speaker 4: I have too much respect for Barcelona.
Speaker 3: There were many other situations where you had to sacrifice
Speaker 3: something personally for the good of the club. In short,
Speaker 3: it was about a bonus that would have been paid
Speaker 3: depending on the number of goals I scored, and at
Speaker 3: that time Barcelona was looking for every single euro. The
Speaker 3: bonus wasn't a small amount for me personally, It wouldn't
Speaker 3: have changed anything, so I didn't really have a problem
Speaker 3: with it. Do I listen to them? Well, it stays
Speaker 3: in your head it stays there. If it's just a
Speaker 3: small percentage, whether to score a goal or not. The
Speaker 3: highest level football's enough? Someone is this five percent?
Speaker 4: Even three?
Speaker 3: He basically got told that if you scored too many
Speaker 3: goals it costs the club too much money.
Speaker 4: That is some abusive parent shit.
Speaker 1: That sucks. You can signed me to this contract.
Speaker 4: Yeah, don't don't do good in school. Now I'm gonna
Speaker 4: have to do.
Speaker 5: How the fuck are you going to ask a professional
Speaker 5: goals scored to be?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 5: Hey bro, hey man, I got these cheese burgers.
Speaker 2: Man Like. Basically, it's behavior. Either you don't score or
Speaker 2: the club doesn't exist. So which which What do you want?
Speaker 5: Brother?
Speaker 6: I mean it's fine, I could die. I don't even
Speaker 6: care no more. If you want to score, go ahead.
Speaker 6: We don't even you know, nobody cares about us anyway.
Speaker 6: Everybody hates us anyway, So you might as well just
Speaker 6: score and get buy the money.
Speaker 2: What the fuck, dude, Barona is I'm seeing I'm seeing
Speaker 2: an alternate timeline that should never exist. But let's say
Speaker 2: he goes for it. He says, fuck that, give me
Speaker 2: my money. Barcelona goes into extreme insurmountable death. They never
Speaker 2: come back. The people of Catalonia drop the list. It
Speaker 2: takes about fifty years, but I can see them drop.
Speaker 2: This could could have led to them dropping the list.
Speaker 5: I would say this now, this is this is I
Speaker 5: gotta I gotta say this. You know, because I know
Speaker 5: my Spanish history. They do not speak with a lisp
Speaker 5: in Catalonia. That's a Castilian thing. That's y'all know. St.
Speaker 5: Barthelo is actually incorrect. You are saying that as a
Speaker 5: person who is speaking Castilian Spanish, and not how a
Speaker 5: Catalonian person would say Barcelona.
Speaker 4: So when people go, you mean.
Speaker 5: Barth Alona, you go, actually, asshole?
Speaker 4: How you say?
Speaker 3: I just played them this part of the podcast. Hold on,
Speaker 3: let me find it. Hold on, you need to listen
Speaker 3: to this podcast really quick.
Speaker 4: Hang on. I'll be like, hang on, let me call
Speaker 4: my friend Miles. Miles. Don't trust me. This motherfucker's in something. Castilians.
Speaker 4: He said, Bartholona.
Speaker 5: Miles, he said, Bartholona, give me the fucking phone real quick.
Speaker 4: But yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 5: Look Barcelona, they haven't. I was reading something like they
Speaker 5: still lead so much money for Raffenius. Oh everybody, I'm surprised.
Speaker 5: Nobody's rebo a fucking player at this point.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they'd be like, trucks are about to come up.
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, Like they're like, yo, we put a boot,
Speaker 5: they put a book on Rafa. They're like like what
Speaker 5: kind Bro, It's a seventy pound metal clamp they put
Speaker 5: on his like you can't put you.
Speaker 2: They don't get Rashford. They get Rashford in a Renaiss
Speaker 2: Center throat.
Speaker 4: They just that so funny.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's on the treatment Yeah, he's on the treatment table.
Speaker 5: Somebody just comes in, just drags the treatment table out,
Speaker 5: puts it on the back of a tow truck and.
Speaker 4: They take a physio as well.
Speaker 5: We'll take a physio as well.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 5: How much you make, bro, how much you make a year?
Speaker 5: We'll say that one ninety two thousand year olds. You
Speaker 5: come up with us, Bro, we're taking that. You owe
Speaker 5: the bank, You owe the fucking bank. This is not
Speaker 5: a game, honey. Meanwhile, Christian Erickson, I did see these
Speaker 5: comments about it, just man United. It's funny to just
Speaker 5: see this now by like, Bro, we don't celebrate The
Speaker 5: only ship we celebrate around here is the Champions League
Speaker 5: or the Premier League. Fuck a Caravel Cup, A carling Cup,
Speaker 5: whatever you want to call it. And then finally, I
Speaker 5: mean we touched on the lonely Victor thing. But did
Speaker 5: you see this shit about Christian Polistic and Sydney Sweeney
Speaker 5: that they were trying to say they were dating.
Speaker 1: Oh, they certainly seem like they deserve each other.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 5: Part of me was like, this is a match made
Speaker 5: in Maga Heaven baby Captain and may Erica and miss
Speaker 5: uh prime white supremacy genetics with her gene ad. They're like,
Speaker 5: this is it, folks, this is it. But apparently that
Speaker 5: was just the Italian press doing their thing, and like
Speaker 5: Christian Polistic is like, bro, I've been with my girl
Speaker 5: for a minute, you will get somebody in trouble.
Speaker 3: Did you see a basketball player forget his name, slid
Speaker 3: into a DMS that came up with my timeline and
Speaker 3: she just like she like reposted it.
Speaker 4: No get out here, will Zion william Yeah, I see.
Speaker 1: I'm getting this in my uh my Google search as well.
Speaker 2: Wait, Zion, Okay, who knows if it's real, but according
Speaker 2: to this Google search that I have. Zion Williamson d
Speaker 2: md M then asked if she plays roadblocks.
Speaker 4: That was it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: He just said you play roadblock. What the that's your opener,
Speaker 5: z Ion? You play roadblocks? Nobody check his head, check
Speaker 5: check this other dear. Who the fuck are you talking to?
Speaker 5: If you're talking to people, say and you play roadblocks? Yeah,
Speaker 5: he has forty women if they play roadblocks.
Speaker 4: Oh so maybe Sweeney was on that because it's differ.
Speaker 3: Okay, fine, what is roadblocks? Should I know if I
Speaker 3: want to have sex with this guy? Should I know
Speaker 3: what it is?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 5: No, no, no, you're gonna handle z Ion. Either you
Speaker 5: couldn't handle Zion or you don't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't need that. You don't need that to
Speaker 1: hit that.
Speaker 5: This motherfucker busted through a sneaker okay, walk Okay. What
Speaker 5: are you gonna think you do if you busted it open?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 4: What a lovely image to leave the listeners on.
Speaker 5: I mean, look the people if you saw him at
Speaker 5: Duke bro he this guy is too powerful for some shoes.
Speaker 5: The guy is too much. Anyway, here we are. What
Speaker 5: a week match with eighteen, We'll be back with plenty
Speaker 5: of action for the following.
Speaker 3: Week we'll have presumably we'll have week nineteen and twenty combined.
Speaker 4: Is that what we're gonna do yeah, because that rents.
Speaker 5: Yep, We're gonna wow, guys, we're gonna be rolling up
Speaker 5: our sleep when we get back to business at the
Speaker 5: beginning of the year.
Speaker 8: So we'll be reporting for GC yep, reporting for duty,
Speaker 8: for duty, reporting for duty because yeah nineteen Yeah, because
Speaker 8: then we have born myth on Saturday.
Speaker 3: So the table could look table could look very different, Yeah.
Speaker 4: Very similar.
Speaker 5: We could be six points clear. I know what's your prediction,
Speaker 5: Villa Arsenal, I think will win two.
Speaker 2: No, I'm expecting another tight ass. Get the cream ready
Speaker 2: to one, Get.
Speaker 4: The cream ready, all right, cream cream at. I'm gonna
Speaker 4: go boldly three Nail Austin.
Speaker 5: All right, let's boldly go where no one has ever
Speaker 5: gone before. And with that we will see you in
Speaker 5: the next episode. Any got any if anybody got anything to.
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