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Speaker 1: The Jewels show on demand through this It's seven o'clock

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Speaker 1: in the morning on a Saturday in a quiet, beautiful

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Speaker 1: suburban neighborhood. Two housewives are up for their morning power walk.

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Speaker 1: They're walking side by side on one of those sidewalks

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Speaker 1: that doesn't have like an actual curb curb. It's like

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Speaker 1: the round curb that they have in rich neighborhoods. You know,

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Speaker 1: they always have the round curb and not that curb curb. Yeah, exactly, so, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: one of those ones. All the numbers for the houses

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Speaker 1: painted like bright white with black numbers on it, you know,

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Speaker 1: like all in sync. Grass is all the same, it's

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Speaker 1: all all the hedges are trimmed the same. And their

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Speaker 1: power walking down the street. One of them's got a

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Speaker 1: visor on the other one definitely has some those little

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Speaker 1: weights around their wrists, tend a skirt on, yep, and

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Speaker 1: they're moving their hips from side to side. And one

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Speaker 1: of them turns to the other one and says, this,

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Speaker 1: someone spray painted slot on Susan's garage door. That's also

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Speaker 1: another idea if you want to do that talking about

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Speaker 1: what happened to Susan the other day, And it's an

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Speaker 1: idea that one of them can use to get somebody

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Speaker 1: else back. That's the sound for sounds trendy today. Those

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Speaker 1: ladies absolutely want to come across as perfect, but you

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Speaker 1: know the ruthless like that, they definitely are. They have

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Speaker 1: the most the people that want to be perfect, the

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Speaker 1: lives are crazy and so everything on each other and

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Speaker 1: use it as they like. She did what she did? What? Yeah? Oh, well,

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Speaker 1: did you know that someone spray painted slut on Susan's

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Speaker 1: garage door. That's also another idea if you want to

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Speaker 1: do that. Yeah, I think I am going to do that.

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Speaker 1: I think that's a really great idea. That's the sound

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Speaker 1: for sounds trendy today. It sounds trendy. It's the Jewel

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Speaker 1: Show and sounds trindy. If you don't know what that is.

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Speaker 1: That's where we give you a sound that you can

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Speaker 1: steal from our social media to use on your social

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Speaker 1: media to create a video or whatever you want to

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Speaker 1: do with it. I meme and today's sound is this,

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Speaker 1: And I guarantee you'll be able to find a lot

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Speaker 1: of different scenarios that you can use this For someone

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Speaker 1: spray painted slut on Susan's garage door. That's also another idea,

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Speaker 1: if you want to do that. Yeah, I'm going to

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Speaker 1: use that if anybody does anything to my best friend

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Speaker 1: that I don't have, if you listen to my best

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Speaker 1: friend that I don't have. Someone spray painted slut on

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Speaker 1: Susan's garage door, that's also another idea, if you want

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Speaker 1: to do that. I don't know what we were talking

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Speaker 1: about when that was said on the show, because that's

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Speaker 1: obviously Christian and Alex having a conversation. I love the Oh, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's a great idea, and then Christian going, that's another

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Speaker 1: idea if you want to do that. What were the

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Speaker 1: other ideas that happened around it. I don't know. I

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Speaker 1: don't even know where. Remember someone spray painted slut on

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Speaker 1: Susan's garage door. That's also another idea if you want

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Speaker 1: to do that. Christian, did we block us out? I

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Speaker 1: can't even remember this conversation sitting over here in silence

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Speaker 1: because I cannot remember because it's conversation. I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: wreck my brain and I do not nothing's coming. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: our producers grab sound from the show when we talk

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Speaker 1: about things to use for sounds, trendy audio that you

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Speaker 1: can steal from our social media and use for a

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Speaker 1: real or video or whatever on your social media, and

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Speaker 1: they just throw stuff in the system sometimes and you

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Speaker 1: listen back and I do not remember what we were

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Speaker 1: talking about. All I know, though, is this is an

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Speaker 1: amazing sound for if you're talking about if somebody got

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Speaker 1: broken up with absolutely revenge. Someone spray painted slut on

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Speaker 1: Susan's garage door. That's also another idea if you want

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Speaker 1: to do that. I feel like Susan is kind of

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Speaker 1: almost a new Karen. Yeah. I knew this Susan at

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Speaker 1: my old job, and she just felt like she didn't

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Speaker 1: have to work, Like she had a side business of

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Speaker 1: like an antique shop. And it was freaking hilarious because

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Speaker 1: she'd be at work supposed to be doing like cold calls. Wait,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Her name was Susan and she owned an

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Speaker 1: antique store. How perfect is that she should be on

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Speaker 1: the phone, like, can you offer five hundred for that lamp?

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Speaker 1: The most boogie, most annoyingly hilarious Susan I've ever met.

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Speaker 1: Someone spray painted slut on Susan's garage door. That's also

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Speaker 1: another idea, if you want to do that. I mean,

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Speaker 1: they did that because she didn't give him a good

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Speaker 1: deal on a lamp from nineteen seventy two and right Felisa,

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Speaker 1: Susan vers Karen, I'm just going to start telling this

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Speaker 1: to people whenever they call him with war the roses

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Speaker 1: and we found out their spouse is cheating, We're just

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Speaker 1: gonna start playing this sound. That's actually a great idea

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Speaker 1: at the end of a war the rose against cheater,

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Speaker 1: or sometimes just to go hey, if you're upset about it.

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Speaker 1: love my Raman story. It was on my most recent

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Speaker 1: X before Jubil and we were together for a year,

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Speaker 1: but technically for like a month well because I wouldn't commit,

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Speaker 1: but like I was still exclusive because I really liked

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Speaker 1: him and so he wasn't exclusive. But also I didn't

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Speaker 1: know that he wasn't exclusive. I didn't also know that

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Speaker 1: I was a side chick. I thought that I was

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Speaker 1: the main check, yeah if anything, but no, I realized

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Speaker 1: say it, its it bugs me so much when Alex

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Speaker 1: says because I wouldn't commit, no, it's because he was cheating,

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Speaker 1: like it was because I didn't commit. I feel like

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Speaker 1: he wouldn't leave his last girlfriend because she was paying

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Speaker 1: for all of his bills. Oh, and he didn't want

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Speaker 1: to commit to me until I committed, and was like, okay,

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Speaker 1: I at least have like, um this because he's like

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Speaker 1: really lazy and like didn't have a job consistently at all,

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Speaker 1: um in a year. It's like, come on, bro, what

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Speaker 1: are you doing? Figure? How old are we? Right? Okay, anyways,

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Speaker 1: you didn't want to take over paying his bills basically,

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Speaker 1: so I thank you. So my revenge, though that I got,

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Speaker 1: was well. I got a text one day when I

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Speaker 1: was at the grocery stores my two kids in him,

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Speaker 1: and I looked at the first sentence and it says, Hi, Alex,

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Speaker 1: you don't know me, but I've been Even's girlfriends for

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Speaker 1: the past year and a half. And I freaking my

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Speaker 1: soul like dropped to the floor. I left my body

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Speaker 1: gune fil thing. So I was like, what, Like, I

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Speaker 1: just felt like everything was a lie. This is what

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Speaker 1: I thought was funny. We met at this restaurant together

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Speaker 1: and we went over everything I thought was funny. We

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Speaker 1: took a picture at the end and we did the

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Speaker 1: hang loose sign because I was his sign that he

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Speaker 1: did in like every single picture, and then I sent

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Speaker 1: it to him. If you want to get revenge on

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Speaker 1: an X in a video on your social media today,

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Speaker 1: you can use this audio. Someone spray painted slot on

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Speaker 1: to do that. I remember you followed show on social media.

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Speaker 1: At the Jewel Show, follow all of us individually. I

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Speaker 1: met Jewel Fresh, I met that dress, I met Evan

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