Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Bennie
Speaker 1: and the Trends. Courtesy of Johnny Davis. I am Jack.
Speaker 1: That's Miles m or something.
Speaker 2: What is that your Kermit voice?
Speaker 1: That's my Permit is my Cermit? Boy? Think if Kermit
Speaker 1: was a little less confident. He's just like the rill
Speaker 1: cock of the walk out there, you know, like Alpha,
Speaker 1: you know who.
Speaker 2: Get knocked down a couplets, cocky asshole Alpha and Ship.
Speaker 1: I'm tired of his alpha energy. I'm just a frog. Yeah,
Speaker 1: b b bet you are the world. So what's going on?
Speaker 1: What's happening? Man? You're Miles? I'm Jack, Sorry, just trying
Speaker 1: to reset my software here to remind myself where I am?
Speaker 1: All right, um doing a podcast?
Speaker 2: Kermit is your friend? Kermit is your friend?
Speaker 1: Going to skill Twitter?
Speaker 2: Yeah, appear spends kind of the deal, right, He's.
Speaker 1: Gonna do the whole damn thing. So he's he's gonna
Speaker 1: start to uh charge a small monthly payment for use
Speaker 1: of Twitter, which will be the thing that makes me
Speaker 1: stop using it. Yeah, any free things.
Speaker 2: Like that already giving you data?
Speaker 1: You fuck yeah?
Speaker 2: Let me just monitor all the other creeps on here
Speaker 2: when stress myself out.
Speaker 1: He's just like doing it out of spite. It feels like.
Speaker 2: It's Yeah, it's kind of wild though too, that this
Speaker 2: dude is like saying that, like the Anti Defamation League
Speaker 2: is like the source of the downfall of his business
Speaker 2: and just like tap dancing into anti Semitism. And then
Speaker 2: he does a live stream with Benjamin Netanyahu, the Israeli
Speaker 2: Prime Minister, and he's.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, man, the revenues are down.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to blame it, and you know you
Speaker 2: know who, but uh, we're gonna start charging. We're like,
Speaker 2: what what fucking universe are we in?
Speaker 1: He doesn't care, man, He's not he's not specific. He's
Speaker 1: as long as he is on the wrong side of
Speaker 1: an issue, he will be there. You know.
Speaker 2: He's like to be with a guy who's on the
Speaker 2: wrongest side of many issues as Platy, like just a
Speaker 2: couple of guys who are on the wrong side of
Speaker 2: history most of the time. Here's my new idea, a
Speaker 2: monthly feet do we know is is there was there
Speaker 2: like a date yet set or not.
Speaker 1: I haven't read anything about a date. I just I
Speaker 1: have just read his excuses, which is the single most
Speaker 1: important reason we're moving to having a small monthly payment
Speaker 1: for use of the X system. It's not called that
Speaker 1: is it's the only way I can think of the
Speaker 1: combat vast armies of bots. He was claying. He was
Speaker 1: claiming bots before even bought the before he even bought
Speaker 1: the Wow, And people were like, yeah, no, they've had
Speaker 1: the same number of bots as like other social media networks.
Speaker 1: And it's fine, And it doesn't really make sense as
Speaker 1: a reason why not to buy a thing, or why
Speaker 1: it's less profitable than you think, But that's always going
Speaker 1: to be his excuse.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh it's interesting. But while he was meeting with
Speaker 2: net and Yahoo, he is like, can you please cut
Speaker 2: down on the anti semitism? Did yeah, but he still
Speaker 2: did it in a way where he's like, I hope
Speaker 2: you find within the confines of the First Amendment the
Speaker 2: ability to stop anti Semitism or roll it back as
Speaker 2: best as you can, but also active hatred of a
Speaker 2: people like the one anti semmery. It's wold, just like
Speaker 2: this conversation is Wow, everything everywhere, all at once.
Speaker 1: Hm. Cool. So anyways, his revenue is down sixty percent
Speaker 1: since he bought the company's.
Speaker 2: See fucking we are going back. We are on Threads again.
Speaker 1: Maybe, yeah, I guess.
Speaker 2: I mean, look already got my room booked at Threads.
Speaker 2: You got a room booked at Threads.
Speaker 1: I got a room at Threads. I don't yet have
Speaker 1: my backup room at Blue Ski.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you pronounce it having a couple of Bruskies over
Speaker 2: with my boys on Blueski Blue Ski.
Speaker 1: But you hit me with an invite every time that
Speaker 1: like ship like this has happened in the past, and
Speaker 1: I've been like, all right, now I'm gonna actually join
Speaker 1: Blue Ski. People have sent me an invite, and then
Speaker 1: Blue Sky has not been ready for the wave of
Speaker 1: traffic that was hitting them at that way.
Speaker 2: But isn't it, I thought, if you have the invitation,
Speaker 2: can isn't that the whole deal? Like that's how they're
Speaker 2: able to keep it from Yeah, but every time I've.
Speaker 1: Tried, like I've had it in front of me the
Speaker 1: like it's been one of the times when Elon Musk
Speaker 1: is like fucking something up so badly though, Yeah, like
Speaker 1: their servers are overwhelmed for like four days and then
Speaker 1: I forget about it and go back to Twitter like
Speaker 1: I'm in an abusive relationship or something. Anyways, Uh, really
Speaker 1: hate this guy. I hate that. He's just won't be
Speaker 1: happy until this thing is broken. Ye excuse me while
Speaker 1: I hate this guy. So Gizmoto has an article today.
Speaker 1: We tried them up at Pickle Milkshake at Walt Walt
Speaker 1: disney World pick A Mick we No, yeah, that's how
Speaker 1: I found out that there was one. Yeah, yeah, that's
Speaker 1: just I don't know. It feels weird. Like I understand
Speaker 1: when like Van whatever that that ice cream brand like
Speaker 1: has to make ranch of ice cream. Yeah yeah, Van Limin.
Speaker 1: They like they need to make a name for themselves.
Speaker 1: They need to get people's attention, so they're gonna do
Speaker 1: some some wild ship. But Disney World doesn't need to
Speaker 1: do this.
Speaker 2: I mean it's i'd argue Van Lewin is also there.
Speaker 2: They've been doing their thing, you know, so ice cream lover.
Speaker 2: But uh yeah, this is just weird. It's it feels like,
Speaker 2: just wait, weird for weird sake, Like at least would
Speaker 2: Grimace come. We we liked conceptually where we were going
Speaker 2: with that, right, you know, we bought in and there
Speaker 2: was a whole mythos behind it. This just looks like
Speaker 2: from there was like the one review that they got
Speaker 2: from this Gizmoto writer was that it just tasted like
Speaker 2: they said, Irish spring soap mixed with like ice cream.
Speaker 1: Well, now I'm back on board. Okay. You know, Irish
Speaker 1: spring soap is part of my heritage.
Speaker 2: You got to cut it with that knife though, too,
Speaker 2: Like no brain.
Speaker 1: Yeah, putting a milkshake next to a pickle does bring
Speaker 1: us back to Grimacecum territory. I'm putting it in the
Speaker 1: contexts of the Muppets again. You know, a fictional group
Speaker 1: of characters that are just giving off intense alpha energy.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, that like you know, well, where's my
Speaker 1: brain supposed to go? You know?
Speaker 2: Yeah, they look sexy. I'm sorry, I'm just looking again.
Speaker 2: I'm looking at the two scientist characters, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: all right, you've got my attention.
Speaker 1: Now, okay, you have my attention. Sir Brian said, is
Speaker 1: this exclusively for pregnant women? And when I was trying
Speaker 1: to think of the name of that ice cream, he
Speaker 1: said Van Vaught.
Speaker 2: So, I said Van Vaught.
Speaker 1: Oh you said Van Vaught watched the fuck well, he
Speaker 1: said Van Vought two, just doing Brian, my fucking.
Speaker 2: Gating on the microphones, taking my fucking shine man. Uh, yeah, well, hey,
Speaker 2: your good luck. Just just make shit people want to drink.
Speaker 2: Just take a flavor like that exists that people will like,
Speaker 2: and then just call it some other shit.
Speaker 1: There's just Kermit. Come like that's what people would liked.
Speaker 2: No too much, all right, that's the problem is I
Speaker 2: see Grimace is like that that family member we didn't
Speaker 2: see much of. So easy to like sort of attach
Speaker 2: these like sort of like interesting story Kermit, Like we
Speaker 2: know Kermit. So like the last thing I need to
Speaker 2: do is imagine that because I've been Kerman and we've
Speaker 2: been close since day one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he's been sexually active since day one. I
Speaker 1: feel like that is a character. Yeah you know. Yeah. Anyways,
Speaker 1: Uh Russell Brand is no longer making money on YouTube,
Speaker 1: which was so yeah in the wake of the Times article.
Speaker 1: Uh Scotland Yard is reportedly investigating him following yet another
Speaker 1: allegation of sexual assault that took place in London in
Speaker 1: two thousand and three, and now YouTube has demonetized his channel,
Speaker 1: which has more than six point six million subscribers, suspending
Speaker 1: his ad revenue for violating the sites creator Responsibility policy.
Speaker 2: Oh wow wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So with the demonetization, he now joins the ranks
Speaker 1: of disgrace YouTubers like Pewdie remember that name, yo, Logan
Speaker 1: Paul and Donald Trump.
Speaker 2: My favorite, yeah, all my favorites now.
Speaker 1: And I'm sure this is going to be important news
Speaker 1: for a lot of our listeners. He has postponed his
Speaker 1: upcoming comedy shows. So you had tickets to the bipolarization
Speaker 1: in it for.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, there was. That's really clever, really clever, Russell.
Speaker 2: It's also it's wild though too. How many clips are
Speaker 2: resurfacing too? Again, like the second things like this, there
Speaker 2: are like people who have had their eye on this
Speaker 2: guy for a minute. They're like, allow me to point
Speaker 2: you to these nine clips of where it was pretty
Speaker 2: clear this guy was up to no good from the beginning.
Speaker 2: But yeah, all right, all right, well no more money
Speaker 2: for you on YouTube.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, all right, let's take a quick break and
Speaker 1: we'll be right back. And we're back and re Apps
Speaker 1: has been charged for his role in January sixth. I
Speaker 1: did not know who Ray Epps was.
Speaker 2: That's good, that's good because you would have to be
Speaker 2: so January sixth brained to like know the fucking the
Speaker 2: ballad of Rey Apps.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so he was. He was somebody who was being
Speaker 1: investigated because he was at January sixth. It was like
Speaker 1: one of the dipshits who was trying to you know,
Speaker 1: overthrow the government or whatever. But then his name vanished
Speaker 1: from the FBI's website of most wanted rioters, and Tucker
Speaker 1: Carlston and Joe Rogan were like, names don't just vanish
Speaker 1: from the FBI website of most wanted rioters, even if
Speaker 1: maybe they just like found the guy, But names don't
Speaker 1: vanish from most wanted lists, especially not names that are
Speaker 1: as well known as ray Epps. So that must mean
Speaker 1: that ray Epps has been a government co conspirator all
Speaker 1: along that they so like for their theory, he had
Speaker 1: to he like accidentally they accidentally put his name up
Speaker 1: in the first place. Is that the idea or they
Speaker 1: did it?
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't, Jack, I don't know. It's it's
Speaker 2: because you were already starting from the place that January
Speaker 2: sixth was all orchestrated by the Feds and it was
Speaker 2: sure nothing to do with normal people. But yeah, I
Speaker 2: mean I think, yes, yeah, they just move the fucking
Speaker 2: goalposts every time. Even when he was charged, they're still like, oh,
Speaker 2: he just got this like little charge that's wild. But
Speaker 2: when you compare with other people who started cooperating very
Speaker 2: early on, they they were sort of hit with the
Speaker 2: same light shit that this guy is.
Speaker 1: Yeah it uh yeah. So it turns out his name
Speaker 1: disappeared because they found him and he began cooperating right
Speaker 1: away and just like turning states at it, like just
Speaker 1: immediately being like, yeah, whatever you want, like I'm that
Speaker 1: thing got out of hand. I'm not really about this
Speaker 1: because I'm an idiot like the rest of these fucking dipshits.
Speaker 2: Boy did he look about it though on the day.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you something, he really he did not keep
Speaker 2: that same energy when the Fed's knocked on his door.
Speaker 1: So hey, so he quit being a co conspirator and
Speaker 1: ended up being just somebody who helps the government, and
Speaker 1: they are in turn giving him like a much lighter sentence,
Speaker 1: and Charlie Kirk is like not suspicious at all. Nearly
Speaker 1: three years later and he's finally charged with quote disorderly conduct.
Speaker 1: Mmmm yeah, yeah, no, appears that's exactly what happened.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And also, like Charlie Kirk, don't be so surprised
Speaker 2: when the white guy gets a lighter stop on the ris.
Speaker 1: This is your whole thing. Are you doing?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 1: Keep it? Keep it?
Speaker 2: I mean I'm not I can't imagine you keeping it consistent.
Speaker 2: But that's what's happening, sir. I wonder does Charlie Kirk
Speaker 2: still have his baby teeth?
Speaker 1: I feel like he still has his baby teeth as
Speaker 1: kind of the look that I haven't.
Speaker 2: Seen him do, like a full ear to ear smile.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just there's something about him that
Speaker 1: gives me like really small baby teeth, and like I've
Speaker 1: always been trying to figure out, like I think he
Speaker 1: has a small face, like he who's that uh Dick
Speaker 1: Tracy character? I guess baby face. Wasn't that a character
Speaker 1: where he had a giant melon but then tiny face?
Speaker 1: I feel like, oh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, yeah yeah, he had baby face. Looked he
Speaker 2: was off. I think he was the most off putting one.
Speaker 2: I prefer prouven face a baby face. I mean, like,
Speaker 2: you look at this picture. He looks like a character
Speaker 2: from the Wallace and Grommet universe.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, he does, like the farmer from Wallace
Speaker 1: and Gramma. Anyways, shout out to Charlie Kirk. I guess
Speaker 1: personal voice. Yeah, new iOS update, there's a feature that
Speaker 1: people haven't really been talking about because nobody wants it
Speaker 1: or asked for it, called Personal Voice. You can get
Speaker 1: your own texts read back to you in your own voice.
Speaker 2: Yes, and maybe I think you could maybe use it
Speaker 2: for Siri too, so you can just be like, hey self,
Speaker 2: what's the weather, and you can hear the I don't know, Yeah, dude,
Speaker 2: the weather's good.
Speaker 1: Does the weather like? Does the voice like when it
Speaker 1: talks back sound as unconvincing and unauthoritative as I do?
Speaker 2: I don't know, Actually, you don't guess. It's like, well,
Speaker 2: what would you like it to becuse the do up speak?
Speaker 1: Yeah, sonny, let me actually check and then just like
Speaker 1: is like one sec and then gets distracted.
Speaker 2: It's creepy, like the one example we see. Uh, it's
Speaker 2: pretty creepy. And I guess you have to feed it
Speaker 2: like fifteen minutes worth of like like it prompts you
Speaker 2: to say a bunch of shit so it can build
Speaker 2: the voice model, like.
Speaker 1: The thumb print thing or the h face id thing,
Speaker 1: Yeah right, from all the different angles.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but fifteen minutes of saying some probably you know,
Speaker 2: boilerplate statement over and over.
Speaker 1: Don't need it, don't ever want it.
Speaker 2: I can't even you know, like most people who record
Speaker 2: their own voice don't often like to hear my own
Speaker 2: voice when not absolutely necessary. So in that context, I
Speaker 2: don't need it.
Speaker 1: Well, thanks, not thanks. Let's talk about Tom Hanks and
Speaker 1: what's really going on here? Oh my god, Yeah, what's
Speaker 1: fucking really gone on? What's really popping off? I've got
Speaker 1: some new contexts that I've just learned about Tom Hanks. One,
Speaker 1: there's this video of him being a stage mom at
Speaker 1: a like Toddler's and Tiara's type show. He's doing like
Speaker 1: silly faces, telling the girl to do silly faces, and
Speaker 1: he's calling her sexy baby as he's cheering for her.
Speaker 1: This is his own child, and it's I mean, the
Speaker 1: production value would suggest that it's almost definitely a comedy sketch,
Speaker 1: but people are sharing it as if it's just a
Speaker 1: video of Tom Hanks in the wild being caught at
Speaker 1: a Toddlers and it is actually a clip from a
Speaker 1: sketch from the Jimmy Kimmel Show. Not very funny, it's
Speaker 1: not so I can I can see how they'd be confused,
Speaker 1: but it's I.
Speaker 2: Love how it's just so wild that like, yeah, this
Speaker 2: it's shot like the fucking office, and they're like, I
Speaker 2: don't know, man, what he's saying in this video. He's
Speaker 2: saying it on camera. It's like he knew the cameras
Speaker 2: would be there so he could just put this on display.
Speaker 1: And then there's this other So I was just like,
Speaker 1: I was like wondering, why why is Tom Hanks trending?
Speaker 1: Is it like one of those things where it's like
Speaker 1: his birthday and the world loves the Tom Hanks and
Speaker 1: so they're just like, happy birthday, Tom Hanks. I hope
Speaker 1: you see my tweet I love you wake up people.
Speaker 1: But no, you go you look, it's not his birthday,
Speaker 1: it's your death day. You get too close to him,
Speaker 1: because this guy is fucking twisted. Man. The other thing
Speaker 1: that you can find with Tom Hanks trending is somebody
Speaker 1: pointing out that in the shot in Forrest Gump when
Speaker 1: Jenny's riding away on a bus from our nation's capital
Speaker 1: where they have a lovely couple days together Forrest and Jenny,
Speaker 1: she gives him a peace sign on the back of
Speaker 1: the bus window and he gives her the peace sign back,
Speaker 1: or does he Oh shit when you look at his
Speaker 1: so yes, his one hand is giving the peace sign.
Speaker 1: His lower hand also appears to be doing the peace sign.
Speaker 1: That's not normal. You think that's fucking normal? Two peace sign,
Speaker 1: both hand peace sign. Wow, that's not normal. Upside down
Speaker 1: peace sign. That's not normal. But it's also in peace
Speaker 1: to the devil. Dude, you're throwing deuces down to hell?
Speaker 1: Is that what's good? Is that what you think it is?
Speaker 1: And like the video before it has like a picture
Speaker 1: of like a goat devil baffa met character doing a
Speaker 1: peace sign with like two fingers down below, it's not
Speaker 1: even the same one, no is it doesn't look at
Speaker 1: all like the Forrest Gump clip. And they're like, do
Speaker 1: you really think that this is normal what he's doing
Speaker 1: with his fingers, because it's not.
Speaker 2: Bafam is doing finger guns? Okay, because he's.
Speaker 1: Like, what's up? What's up? My people's son?
Speaker 2: Satan is all about indulging baby, And then.
Speaker 1: That's what Tom Hanks is doing. Yeah, thank you? Okay?
Speaker 1: Do I have to spell everything out for you dipshits?
Speaker 1: You idiots coming here to wish Tom Hanks happy birthday,
Speaker 1: when again you should be wishing yourself happy death day.
Speaker 1: In the mirror, and then just like a couple of things.
Speaker 1: So this is what the like these Q people are
Speaker 1: focused on. Meanwhile, so the guy who shared the Tom
Speaker 1: Hanks video the like Jimmy Kimmel sketch, was suspended back
Speaker 1: in July from Twitter for sharing actual like child abuse
Speaker 1: sexual imagery on Twitter. He was briefly suspended, and then
Speaker 1: because he's like a right wing influencer with five hundred
Speaker 1: thousand followers, they all shouted at Elon Musk and he
Speaker 1: was like, WHOA, my bad man. I didn't realize that
Speaker 1: this dude was cool. So he was brought back and
Speaker 1: free to accused Tom Hanks of being a sexual predator
Speaker 1: I guess. And then also just in terms of them
Speaker 1: maybe have made their nose for the truth being slightly off,
Speaker 1: one of the guys from Sound of Freedom I guess
Speaker 1: one of the producers or is it the main both
Speaker 1: okay both, One of the producers from Sound of Freedom
Speaker 1: is being investigated for sexually abusing underage children, and then
Speaker 1: the main guy, Tim Ballard. This is we should just
Speaker 1: read this directly, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is from this is from Vice because yeah,
Speaker 2: this other guy one of the producers on these like
Speaker 2: you know, we talked about this operation underground railroad shit
Speaker 2: they would do like in on these busts, like he
Speaker 2: was inappropriately touching like a trafficking victim in one of
Speaker 2: their own documentary footage things. And then on top of that,
Speaker 2: Tim Ballard this is about him. He has like allegations
Speaker 2: of sexual assault against him for when they would go
Speaker 2: take these trips.
Speaker 1: So this is that Jim Cavesl was playing.
Speaker 2: Yes, exactly, it sa his quote. Sources familiar with the
Speaker 2: situation said that the self styled anti slavery activist who
Speaker 2: appears to be preparing for a Senate run. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: think he's going for a mitt Romney set invited women
Speaker 2: to act as quote his wife, on undercover overseas missions
Speaker 2: ostensibly aimed at rescuing victims of sex trafficking. He would
Speaker 2: then allegedly coerce those women into sharing a bed or
Speaker 2: showering together, claiming it was necessary to fool traffickers. So
Speaker 2: he's doing the same fucking scam from True Lies.
Speaker 1: Bill Paxton's character. So yeah, yeah, he's.
Speaker 2: Doing Wow, he he literally is doing the Simon.
Speaker 1: I got a little dick. It's pathetic.
Speaker 2: That's from the movie. Okay, sure, well.
Speaker 1: Thank you. For Miles always has to pop in and
Speaker 1: remind people that when I just whimper, I've got a
Speaker 1: little dick.
Speaker 2: It's pathetic that naval lynch. And I'm like, it's okay,
Speaker 2: it's okay.
Speaker 1: From the movie, I.
Speaker 2: Mean, it just goes to show like that there's there's
Speaker 2: so much smoke in these other places. Yet again we
Speaker 2: have people like who going full Q and being like
Speaker 2: Tom Apparently in that thread a lot of people are
Speaker 2: talking about the last shot and Back to the Future
Speaker 2: three two.
Speaker 1: I don't know what Tom Hanks have to do with
Speaker 1: the last shut of that.
Speaker 2: No, they're just talking about like this kind of satanic
Speaker 2: like shot shout outs to Satan embedded in film and
Speaker 2: they're like, you should really check out the final departure scene. Uh,
Speaker 2: like what's the child's hand doing?
Speaker 1: There is like weird shit with the child in that scene,
Speaker 1: but we were just pointing out, like it's on at Cracked.
Speaker 1: I remember that being like one of the things of
Speaker 1: like weird stuff that you can like look for from
Speaker 1: characters or like weird things that got left in movies. Satan.
Speaker 1: I don't remember at all, but it's I just remember
Speaker 1: the child is like doing weird hand gestures to the
Speaker 1: camera or something.
Speaker 2: Oh that's tight, dude, yeah right, Oh, I don't think
Speaker 2: that's Titanic.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I'm.
Speaker 2: I can't even see like where they're throwing up fucking signs.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh the kid has like middle finger.
Speaker 1: Nah.
Speaker 2: Whatever. Anyways, it's not worth our time because Back to
Speaker 2: the Future three is not good.
Speaker 1: All right, well, those are some of the things that
Speaker 1: are a trending on this Tuesday afternoon. We are back
Speaker 1: tomorrow with a whole lass episode of the show. Until then,
Speaker 1: be kind to each other, be kind to yourselves, get
Speaker 1: the vaccine, don't do nothing about white supremacy, and we
Speaker 1: will talk to you all tomorrow. Bye bye,