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Speaker 1: Are you leaving?

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Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home?

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Speaker 3: Either way, we want to be there.

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Speaker 4: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us

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Speaker 4: time and a termino and gage.

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Speaker 3: We want to send you off Instart.

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Speaker 4: You wanna welcome you back home?

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Speaker 5: Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 3: We scared her?

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Speaker 2: Was it fine?

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Speaker 4: Mal porn?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 5: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do your need you ride?

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Speaker 5: Ride with Karen and Chris?

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Speaker 1: Welcome to Do you need a ride? This is Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 3: And this is Karen Kilgariff.

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Speaker 5: Hello, Karen, my friend.

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Speaker 3: Hi, how are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm good, h I just put the bumper back on

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Speaker 1: my car.

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Speaker 5: Did it fall off well back when you had a Honda?

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Speaker 5: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Towards the end, one of the reasons you wanted to

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Speaker 1: get new cars because you're the lenses of your headlights

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Speaker 1: were gray and yellowing, and they get cloudy, like an

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Speaker 1: old cataract eye. So I ordered, yeah, like an old

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Speaker 1: salty sea I and I ordered new headlights just on Amazon.

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Speaker 1: I looked at my car and there's brand new headlights

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Speaker 1: and they were a one hundred and something dollars, so

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Speaker 1: I ordered them and to put them in. So it's

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Speaker 1: the bulbs and everything and then in one piece of

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Speaker 1: plastic encase in one. You have to take off the bumper,

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Speaker 1: you have to take off the grill, you have to

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Speaker 1: take you need tools.

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Speaker 5: I had to jack it up.

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Speaker 1: I had to buy all these little plastic but I

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Speaker 1: saved thousands of dollars.

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Speaker 3: It is you emotional dollars.

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Speaker 5: I really I did my brakes.

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Speaker 1: I did which with a friend, so my friend I

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Speaker 1: watched him do it, but I bet I could do it.

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Speaker 3: Now there's there's the real answer.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, my friend did the brakes, and I stood there

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Speaker 1: and said are you okay? For two hours and then yeah,

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Speaker 1: but I'm ready it. It looks great and I was

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Speaker 1: gonna sell it. Now I like it and I'm just

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Speaker 1: gonna drive it the end.

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Speaker 4: Here's the thing about Hondas, and this is supposed to

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Speaker 4: be a driving podcast, so it is relevant.

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Speaker 1: They all have an emotional connection the last seven years

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Speaker 1: with this Honda.

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Speaker 3: That's right, people, The car aspect is missed. Yes here

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Speaker 3: Now that we're all on Zoom, so we talk about cars,

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Speaker 3: so we have to bring cars man introduce our guests.

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Speaker 4: Yes, But the thing about Hondas is like, there's no

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Speaker 4: reason to sell your Honda because that thing is solid

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Speaker 4: gold and it's going to run until the earth ends, truly.

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Speaker 1: But in that same conversation, some old, salty, foggy eyed

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Speaker 1: old man will come up and say, but the resale value,

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, okay, but if I sell it, then I.

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Speaker 5: Gotta buy a new car. And then now it's not

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Speaker 5: a time for that.

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Speaker 4: No, it isn't no, no, there's no keep a Honda

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Speaker 4: if it's not screwing up on you in any way.

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Speaker 3: Yep, wait until here's what I did.

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Speaker 4: I kept my Honda until I got t boned and

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Speaker 4: the whole thing was totaled, and I was lucky. I

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Speaker 4: walked away with my life and then I went, okay,

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Speaker 4: I'll get a different car this time.

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Speaker 3: That's when I did it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but getting Tea owned sounds pretty cool.

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Speaker 4: It was oh what I'll tell you. It was loud,

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Speaker 4: it was fast, and I got to know my airbag.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, I think now it's a good time to

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Speaker 1: bring our guests in.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, ladies and gentlemen, you've seen her at clubs and

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Speaker 4: colleges all over the country, but most recently, you've seen

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Speaker 4: her starring on The Great Norse, Oh, which is a

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Speaker 4: wonderful animated series that's on Fox that's brand new or

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Speaker 4: very new. I should say, please welcome a Parna Noncherla.

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Speaker 5: Hello, how are you? Hi?

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Speaker 2: Hello? Hi, Hi guys. How's it going?

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Speaker 5: I'm great? Good I was.

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Speaker 2: I was like nervous hearing that story, my car accident story. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was pretty intense.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I seriously have. When I go to sleep, I

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Speaker 1: try to think of good things. I think about h

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Speaker 1: skateboarding and golf and and girls I want to kiss.

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Speaker 1: But every once in a while, a terrible t bone

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Speaker 1: accident where the airbags shoot shards of metal something I've

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Speaker 1: been getting mail about. I got to replace my airbags.

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Speaker 1: I haven't done it yet, but I have. I'm so

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Speaker 5: They're horrifying, they are.

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Speaker 2: Have you guys, this is this is going to tie in.

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Speaker 2: Just have faith. Did you guys see the movie Hustlers?

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Speaker 5: Uh?

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 1: With ye yeah Jalo's Hustlers.

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Speaker 6: No, yeah, okay, okay, there's a well do you remember

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Speaker 6: that scene where the main character has a dream where

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Speaker 6: she's in the backseat and the car has no driver

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Speaker 6: in it and it's just cleaning down the road. And

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Speaker 6: I was like, is that a common dream people have,

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Speaker 3: Is I used to have it all the time.

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Speaker 5: Really, I had that.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I had that dream.

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Speaker 4: And it was the roads and where the town I

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Speaker 4: and it was just this It was middle two Rock Road.

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Speaker 4: It was a downhill, probably a thirty degree angle, and

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Speaker 4: I would be in the backseat of this big Bronco

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Speaker 4: And then the rest of the dream would be me

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Speaker 4: told someone about that dream, and I had it for months,

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Speaker 4: they were like, your life is out of control.

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Speaker 1: It's like shit, I really don't like people deciphering your

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Speaker 1: dream analysis.

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Speaker 5: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: I people always want to do that, and it's and

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Speaker 1: it's and they're all supposed to mean something. I don't

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Speaker 1: want can it just be a ridiculous dream that everyone.

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Speaker 4: Has I'm in sometimes it can't uparna. Have you ever

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Speaker 4: any of these kinds of stories.

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Speaker 6: My first, my first and last driving lesson with my

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Speaker 6: And then he decided I was going to drive home,

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Speaker 6: and I was like, I'm not ready for this. I

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Speaker 6: as many dads do, they were like, you're going to

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Speaker 6: And both my brain and body decided no, I wasn't

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Speaker 6: And then without even putting the car in into park,

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Speaker 3: Of the car and then your dad was in my Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: there's nobody of the drug.

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Speaker 2: That is.

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Speaker 6: That is when I learned that I have. My impulse

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Speaker 3: M M yeah wow.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Get out of the car. That's the thing that almost

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Speaker 1: you almost died in. Walk away from it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, just walk away, walk away.

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Speaker 4: Especially before it hits the house. Get out of the

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Speaker 1: I guess you don't get in a bike rack and

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Speaker 2: You guys, get it, you guys.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, this is a car podcast.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I mean we're not done. We're not done

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Speaker 1: talking cars. I mentioned the HP cast.

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Speaker 6: The first time I got behind a wheel, I associate

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Speaker 2: It was a white picket fence.

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Speaker 5: Oh that's just an all American fence.

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Speaker 3: Ah well that's wait.

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Speaker 4: So did you I mean, what kind of trouble did

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Speaker 3: Was that like your dad's insurance or yeah?

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Speaker 6: I think it was my dad's insurance and I don't.

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Speaker 6: I think we paid for the fence repairs, but all

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that's funny.

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Speaker 3: Will you be bought with me cookies?

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Speaker 5: Yes?

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Speaker 6: I mean I think I was fifteen or something, but

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Speaker 2: I was a sheltered suburban I you know, yeah, sure.

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Speaker 1: I mean I took drivers at in high school and

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Speaker 5: Boring horror movies. Oh yeah, fake blood in them.

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Speaker 1: And then at like the middle of the day you

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Speaker 5: It was in the middle of winter in Montana.

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Speaker 1: We were on a side road, an icy one that

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Speaker 5: Oh no, no, yeah.

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Speaker 1: We were driving along. It was just like just going

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Speaker 1: murder us? It's just me and my classmate. We both

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Speaker 1: just got brand new porcelain braces.

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Speaker 5: We don't want to die.

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Speaker 1: And he banked on the parking break. I'm like what

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Speaker 3: I was, so he crashed the car.

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Speaker 1: Yes, it's trying to kill us. There was a cliff

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Speaker 1: of going off that road, Like it's classically where teenagers

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Speaker 4: It's my friend Patty Leoni, who I've gone to school

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Speaker 5: He was drunk too, or hungover. Oh, you need to

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Speaker 5: Did you have to learn to drive and know?

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Speaker 2: I was from the suburbs.

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Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, like you're a lobbyist or something.

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Speaker 5: Remember Paula F.

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Speaker 3: Because he's from Philly.

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Speaker 4: He took trains everywhere, and his dad was a train

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that's funny.

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Speaker 6: Of like in his family, they were like no sign

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Speaker 1: Why does every person need their own personal little train?

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Speaker 5: You started stand up in DC? Also, right, I did?

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Speaker 3: I did?

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Speaker 5: Did you do the first annual Benson Ball?

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Speaker 5: I did?

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Speaker 1: But that was another time. We just were passing and

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I remember every all the local comics were so

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Speaker 5: Oh wow, Yeah. Who else is Aaron Jackson? Is she

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Speaker 2: Aaron Jackson's also from DC?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I worked with her the one time I did

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Speaker 3: Mikeigli is from DC.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. There's a bunch of Rory Scobels from there.

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Speaker 6: I mean, he's not from there, but that's where he

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Speaker 5: Okay, that's I remember meeting him.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And he'd been to it stand up like six

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Speaker 1: months and I'm like, why is this guy funnier than me?

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Speaker 3: He's funnier than everybody, you know what it is?

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Speaker 5: Though, Here's the.

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Speaker 4: Thing about Mary sco he is you should definitely hate

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Speaker 5: So funny to be funnier than me.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Rory Scoville has what I call the hilarious accent.

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Speaker 4: He reminds me of Will Ferrell, where it's not what

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Speaker 1: This is about to be funny.

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Speaker 3: It's the way he talks.

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Speaker 4: It's a manner of speaking. Yes, I don't know what

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Speaker 3: Why is this so funny? And it just like it's him.

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Speaker 5: Yep, yep, that's it.

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Speaker 2: It's the comedian. That's the funny part.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, wait a minute, I just realized something. It's not

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Speaker 3: A part of how did you first think you wanted

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Speaker 6: I think I I honestly came to stand up very

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Speaker 2: That was my range of experience.

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Speaker 6: And then in high school I was friends with like

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Do you think you were lightly in love with that

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Speaker 1: You were just Woever, I just noticed that you said

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Speaker 5: No one should. I'm sorry I did.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, but I think even I think it's that thing

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Speaker 1: Yeah, when people you know, in someone's bio, it says,

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Speaker 1: grow up, that's for teenagers. Don't if you don't know

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Speaker 3: What I love is that you would.

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Speaker 4: I always see that where it's like, that's what girls

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Speaker 3: But I have all these jokes. Hold on a second,

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Speaker 2: I know. I feel like guys it's like the opposite.

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Speaker 5: I noticed that with my sister.

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Speaker 5: Being smart and funny. Yeah, that always puzzled me.

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Speaker 4: Well, I think it's the kind of thing that now

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Speaker 4: Is when guys it's clear they don't expect you to

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Speaker 4: doing it, they'll like, there's nothing where someone someone answers

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Speaker 4: I can't expose myself to this anymore.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that guy, I can't believe he didn't answer sarcastically.

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Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, I don't want to hear your sincere goddamn thoughts.

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Speaker 3: That's not what I'm here, that this was a date

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Speaker 6: For some reason, I have like this bias about this's

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Speaker 6: I think none of them have a sense of humor, Like,

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Speaker 6: and be funny or know how to think something's funny.

451
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I've noticed that really really, really good looking people

452
00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:33,680
Speaker 1: can still learn later. They didn't have to establish it

453
00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:36,960
Speaker 1: to survive while in school, right like I did. But

454
00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:39,760
Speaker 1: later on it's like, wait, you pick this up in

455
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:43,320
Speaker 1: your twenties and thirties or something, because I have met

456
00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:45,919
Speaker 1: very funny, beautiful people.

457
00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:48,160
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, no, they're out there.

458
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Speaker 5: It happens all that day. I'm time these.

459
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Speaker 3: Days, especially in Los Angeles.

460
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Speaker 4: Yeah, now, especially with social media that's the kind of

461
00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:58,119
Speaker 4: thing I love about the dawn of social media and

462
00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:01,160
Speaker 4: Twitter and stuff, where all those that I told myself

463
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:03,840
Speaker 4: to make myself feel better or comfort myself, it's like.

464
00:22:04,119 --> 00:22:05,919
Speaker 3: I'm the only funny one in the world.

465
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:08,159
Speaker 4: And it's like you're in the middle of all the

466
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:11,040
Speaker 4: funny people and look at there, look at them these days,

467
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:13,520
Speaker 4: Like these days with TikTok and everything, it's like you

468
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:16,360
Speaker 4: see those front facing comedians where you're just like, oh,

469
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:17,800
Speaker 4: that's a good idea, that's funny.

470
00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:19,640
Speaker 3: Wow, you have no pores.

471
00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:24,399
Speaker 4: Like how what is life like for you? It's it

472
00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:29,760
Speaker 4: must be amazing. It's like all doors open, God, congratulations.

473
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Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah.

474
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Speaker 6: I think Also when I started comedy, it was like

475
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Speaker 6: pre YouTube, so I think I just I didn't have

476
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Speaker 6: any references or like I didn't know how to seek

477
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:42,119
Speaker 6: out comedians that I would be into, whereas now I

478
00:22:42,119 --> 00:22:45,600
Speaker 6: feel like it's sort of all at your fingertips and

479
00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:48,439
Speaker 6: like you're saying, like you can just be like I

480
00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:51,080
Speaker 6: like this, and then TikTok will be like here's seven

481
00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:53,560
Speaker 6: hundred more examples of that for you.

482
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Speaker 5: Yes, yeah.

483
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Speaker 4: Or there's like when u seb started, it's almost like

484
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Speaker 4: all those people that wouldn't have been able to be

485
00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:04,320
Speaker 4: the self starters that would go do a stand up

486
00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:07,800
Speaker 4: like open mic. Suddenly we're like, but I do know

487
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:10,320
Speaker 4: how to learn, so I can take a class and

488
00:23:10,359 --> 00:23:13,000
Speaker 4: maybe I can tap into something. It really I think

489
00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:15,040
Speaker 4: it's really good in a lot of ways, like the

490
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:18,800
Speaker 4: amount of people that learn improv and and can actually

491
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:22,160
Speaker 4: tap into something that they might have. But it used

492
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:23,760
Speaker 4: to be that if like that's what you wanted to do,

493
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:26,719
Speaker 4: you had to like, you know, go and fight street

494
00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:30,560
Speaker 4: fight for it or whatever your auditioned twenty times and

495
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:33,920
Speaker 4: get into Second City or whatever. Yeah, and now it's

496
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,520
Speaker 4: just like, yep, you just go and take your classes

497
00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:38,320
Speaker 4: and pay your money and move all the way up

498
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Speaker 4: and see what happens.

499
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Speaker 1: To me, the biggest obstacle was mailing VHS tapes or

500
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Speaker 1: even DVD. The fact that I had to do that

501
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:53,480
Speaker 1: package these VHS tapes and DVDs to send them to clubs.

502
00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:57,280
Speaker 1: That's what's I'm jealous of everyone that's like, Eh, here's a.

503
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Speaker 5: Link, are you gonna book me?

504
00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:02,240
Speaker 1: In the email that I sent the link to the

505
00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:05,520
Speaker 1: thing in good, it's done. That took ten minutes. I

506
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:07,320
Speaker 1: used to toa that go to the post.

507
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:10,600
Speaker 2: Even the idea of someone like putting in a VHS

508
00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:12,800
Speaker 2: tape to be like, let me see what you got.

509
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,040
Speaker 2: She's down so bad.

510
00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:20,439
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like from antiquity, that idea. It was so

511
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:22,720
Speaker 4: long ago, and it was like, but it was when

512
00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:25,879
Speaker 4: I was young. I also remember getting in trouble when

513
00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:29,200
Speaker 4: I started stand up in San Francisco because I had

514
00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:34,320
Speaker 4: started in I started open mics in Sacramento and did

515
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:37,600
Speaker 4: you know, a handful of shows and then got into

516
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:39,840
Speaker 4: a car accident and my mom made me move home

517
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:41,400
Speaker 4: because she's like, I don't know what you're doing up there,

518
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:43,399
Speaker 4: but this is the third car accident you got into,

519
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:46,399
Speaker 4: so move home. So I did, and then saved up

520
00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:50,440
Speaker 4: money to move to San Francisco, and then basically got

521
00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:54,560
Speaker 4: on to the Improv showcase because I knew comics that

522
00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:56,960
Speaker 4: did that show. And then I was like, that's fine,

523
00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:59,119
Speaker 4: I'll just do the improv like that's fine. But of

524
00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:02,359
Speaker 4: course every other comic that moved to town was hanging out,

525
00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:07,640
Speaker 4: introducing themselves, asking for sets, calling clubs to get sets, and.

526
00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:08,800
Speaker 3: I never did that.

527
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:11,720
Speaker 4: And I think Paton Olswealt has just moved to town too,

528
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,479
Speaker 4: and he was like, yeah, you got to call around

529
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:17,159
Speaker 4: and I was like, eh, no, it was disgusting, that

530
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:20,520
Speaker 4: idea of like what I'm not going to ask for anything,

531
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:21,760
Speaker 4: like they don't know who I am.

532
00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:24,040
Speaker 3: He's like, no, you have to, like that's part of it.

533
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:26,040
Speaker 4: So when I went to do a set at the

534
00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:29,840
Speaker 4: Holy City Zoo, because I hadn't gone and like paid

535
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:33,199
Speaker 4: my you know, dues or like gone and tried to

536
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:35,600
Speaker 4: meet anybody, I'd just gone and like stood in the

537
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:38,439
Speaker 4: back or whatever there was, apparently it was like they

538
00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:40,560
Speaker 4: were mad because then I got booked on a show.

539
00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:42,280
Speaker 4: It was that weird thing where I was just like,

540
00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:46,080
Speaker 4: how is this the way it goes? Like how is

541
00:25:46,119 --> 00:25:50,480
Speaker 4: this the way shows get booked? It just seemed so strange. Yeah,

542
00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:51,480
Speaker 4: and embarrassing.

543
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:52,320
Speaker 5: It's embarrassed.

544
00:25:52,359 --> 00:25:53,920
Speaker 2: I still like fell embarrassed.

545
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:54,840
Speaker 5: I feel like I have a.

546
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:57,160
Speaker 1: Career in this business or it's still do and I've

547
00:25:57,200 --> 00:26:01,200
Speaker 1: never I won't ask anyone for shows and it's wrong

548
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:05,400
Speaker 1: and I should, but I don't because it's humiliating.

549
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:07,880
Speaker 3: It's humiliating email if.

550
00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:10,040
Speaker 5: They don't get back to you, then you feel bad

551
00:26:10,119 --> 00:26:12,200
Speaker 5: for days. Ah.

552
00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:14,959
Speaker 4: Or you have the people that are kind of doing

553
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:18,679
Speaker 4: shows so that they can wield that power over people.

554
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:22,080
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you've met those people where it's just like

555
00:26:22,119 --> 00:26:26,440
Speaker 4: what's oh, this is a personality type of like no,

556
00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:29,119
Speaker 4: maybe you can call me back, you know, or email

557
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:31,480
Speaker 4: me in two weeks maybe I'll have a set for

558
00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:33,360
Speaker 4: you then, or it's just like no thanks.

559
00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:34,639
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.

560
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:36,800
Speaker 1: It makes them feel like they have a career in

561
00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:41,399
Speaker 1: comedy because they're making decisions sure, yeah, yeah, putting people

562
00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:42,600
Speaker 1: in categories.

563
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Speaker 6: It's like, yeah, I feel like every show now has

564
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:49,560
Speaker 6: a producer, like a go between, so that you don't

565
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:52,840
Speaker 6: have to the comics don't have to directly deal with

566
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:56,800
Speaker 6: booking because we all have such good people skills.

567
00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:58,600
Speaker 3: Yeah.

568
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Speaker 5: Do you guys remember the commercials.

569
00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:03,720
Speaker 1: I think they were for the Art Institute or some

570
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:08,040
Speaker 1: technical school where they go, Hi, i have a career

571
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:10,760
Speaker 1: in the music business, but I'm not a musician, and

572
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:14,520
Speaker 1: then they go back to like fixing an amplifier or something.

573
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:17,600
Speaker 1: I always think of that I have a career in

574
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:19,879
Speaker 1: the comedy business, but I'm not a comedian.

575
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:20,920
Speaker 5: And then they call.

576
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:24,160
Speaker 1: Someone, yeah, you can't do my show for another month.

577
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:28,600
Speaker 1: The answer is no, Oh man, I want to go

578
00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:31,879
Speaker 1: to the Art Institute and learn how to judge other people.

579
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:35,520
Speaker 1: Even in art school, the fact that there was a

580
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:40,800
Speaker 1: major that was artistic criticism. There was a oh, I

581
00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:43,120
Speaker 1: know how to talk about art. I don't do it,

582
00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:46,600
Speaker 1: but I know how to talk about it, and I've

583
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:50,399
Speaker 1: studied it and I knew people that academically.

584
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:52,480
Speaker 5: It was really interesting how they.

585
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:55,400
Speaker 1: Saw They could talk about the evolution of art through

586
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:58,600
Speaker 1: the ages in different parts of the world for out,

587
00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:01,359
Speaker 1: but they can't draw paint. And I'm like, why would

588
00:28:01,359 --> 00:28:05,560
Speaker 1: you be so interested in something without actually doing it?

589
00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:08,520
Speaker 1: Now I respect it more. It seems like I'm talking

590
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:11,840
Speaker 1: shit about art history majors or whatever, which I'm not.

591
00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:13,720
Speaker 5: Chris, I don't want to get those.

592
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:15,520
Speaker 2: On.

593
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:20,440
Speaker 3: This is a powerful group you're attacking.

594
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:23,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, they are out there with their corduroy, fucking elbow

595
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:28,520
Speaker 1: patches and their wild eyebrow hairs.

596
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:31,399
Speaker 4: Part of when you moved to New York, did you

597
00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:35,040
Speaker 4: have like a good kind of like stand up situation

598
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:37,120
Speaker 4: going in DC and then you moved to New York

599
00:28:37,359 --> 00:28:37,840
Speaker 4: or did you.

600
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:40,880
Speaker 2: I think I actually I moved to LA first.

601
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:42,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, I remember.

602
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:46,240
Speaker 6: Yeah, I was there for just under two years, so

603
00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:49,640
Speaker 6: not that long. But I had done comedy in DC

604
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:52,840
Speaker 6: and then I was dating Hamhampton.

605
00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:55,600
Speaker 1: Time and you guys moved in with our friend Harry.

606
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:59,120
Speaker 1: That was so long ago. Yeah, yeah, I remember when

607
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:00,680
Speaker 1: you rolled into it.

608
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:01,680
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

609
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:04,720
Speaker 5: Well you were on shows immediately and you were funny.

610
00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:08,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think we were. We were just trying. Yeah,

611
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:08,840
Speaker 2: I don't know.

612
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:11,520
Speaker 6: It feels so long ago, but I feel like when

613
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:13,760
Speaker 6: you moved to a new scene, you're sort of just like,

614
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:16,680
Speaker 6: I better put in put in my FaceTime at all

615
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:17,360
Speaker 6: the shows.

616
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:20,880
Speaker 1: You're so good at stand up and I miss seeing

617
00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:21,440
Speaker 1: you do it.

618
00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:22,360
Speaker 5: Yeah.

619
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:24,280
Speaker 1: I feel like I haven't been on a show with

620
00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:27,160
Speaker 1: you for multiple, multiple years, but it used to be

621
00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:30,480
Speaker 1: pretty normal. We kind of you were immediately in the mix.

622
00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:33,800
Speaker 2: Is it called the Yeah, I think it's called Yeah.

623
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:35,840
Speaker 5: You were in the mix right away with two ex'es.

624
00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:39,440
Speaker 6: But then I moved to New York for a writing job,

625
00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:41,760
Speaker 6: so then I've been here much longer.

626
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, I haven't seen you for a long time. I

627
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:46,120
Speaker 1: just see you on things.

628
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:50,760
Speaker 2: You know, what if I was just avoiding you this see.

629
00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:53,560
Speaker 1: That's what it is. Did I did I offend you?

630
00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:55,000
Speaker 1: Are you an art historian?

631
00:29:57,600 --> 00:29:58,600
Speaker 3: Writing job?

632
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:01,000
Speaker 2: Did you get it was a totally biased?

633
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:01,320
Speaker 1: Yeah?

634
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:02,040
Speaker 2: Have you come out?

635
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:03,440
Speaker 5: Yeah?

636
00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:06,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, so I moved for that, and I will say

637
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:09,280
Speaker 6: if you moved somewhere with like a job or something,

638
00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:12,680
Speaker 6: it definitely helps open some doors where people are like, oh, yeah,

639
00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:15,920
Speaker 6: you're here for a reason, I can make some space

640
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:16,440
Speaker 6: for you.

641
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:17,640
Speaker 2: For three minutes.

642
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:21,160
Speaker 1: That was such a cool period in time. He and

643
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:25,640
Speaker 1: I did some show in San Francisco for like MMA

644
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:30,520
Speaker 1: fighters and Raiders football players and they were great.

645
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:33,320
Speaker 5: They loved it. They were so sweet. They have an outlet.

646
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:35,800
Speaker 1: And then I think it was a few weeks later

647
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:39,120
Speaker 1: I heard that it's I think, didn't Chris Rock see

648
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:42,200
Speaker 1: him and like immediately say you're great? Yeah?

649
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:42,760
Speaker 2: I think so.

650
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:46,160
Speaker 6: I think it was off of like his one hour

651
00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:49,800
Speaker 6: show yeah that he was doing. Yeah, I feel like

652
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:52,800
Speaker 6: that's the that's such a Hollywood story though, right where

653
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:54,960
Speaker 6: it's like I think Chris Rock saw my show and

654
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,080
Speaker 6: he was like, I'm going to make you a stuff.

655
00:30:57,280 --> 00:30:57,520
Speaker 5: Yeah.

656
00:30:57,640 --> 00:31:00,120
Speaker 1: I think that was the first I had heard of

657
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:03,480
Speaker 1: that actually happening. Since you know when you first start

658
00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:06,080
Speaker 1: and you're like, oh, I'm going to just for laughs,

659
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:10,920
Speaker 1: that's where people get handed of sitcom or whatever it is. No,

660
00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:14,840
Speaker 1: it isn't, that doesn't happen. You just care about it

661
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:17,239
Speaker 1: happening in like that eighties or whatever when there was

662
00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:19,160
Speaker 1: twenty five comedians to choose from.

663
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:22,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, but with w Ca mal Bell it actually happened.

664
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:25,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I remember you getting you being a writer

665
00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:26,440
Speaker 1: on that show.

666
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:28,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was fun.

667
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:31,040
Speaker 6: It was I guess maybe it's sort of followed the

668
00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:33,680
Speaker 6: Daily Show model where it was like you could write

669
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:36,840
Speaker 6: and perform on it as well, which was which was

670
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:38,400
Speaker 6: cool that he let us do that.

671
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:41,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, you did that with Guy Brenham, right, Yeah.

672
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:45,120
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think Guy was there starting the second season.

673
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:46,080
Speaker 3: Oh got it.

674
00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:48,560
Speaker 2: But yeah, it was It was a good bunch of people.

675
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:50,200
Speaker 6: I do think it was a lot of Bay Area

676
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:53,440
Speaker 6: people who started there who yeah, were obviously friends with

677
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:56,400
Speaker 6: comaland but it was a nice sensibility.

678
00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:58,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, that was a great show.

679
00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:00,640
Speaker 4: And then basically you got to get set because you

680
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:04,920
Speaker 4: kind of had a job nee people, you know, like

681
00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:06,840
Speaker 4: you got to Yeah.

682
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:08,400
Speaker 6: I mean, I guess it's like when you start, you

683
00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:11,920
Speaker 6: just need that one first credit, and then it's sort

684
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:15,080
Speaker 6: of like, oh, now that I have something hosts can

685
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:16,760
Speaker 6: say about me, I'm better.

686
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:17,800
Speaker 5: Yeah.

687
00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:20,920
Speaker 4: Wait, clubs and colleges all over the country doesn't isn't

688
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:21,840
Speaker 4: as good as.

689
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:26,200
Speaker 1: I don't ever stop saying it, Karen. It's funny and

690
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:29,160
Speaker 1: the right people get it. And you've done colleges, and

691
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:31,800
Speaker 1: I'm sure I have no I don't know.

692
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:35,120
Speaker 2: About you guys, but colleges always pretty hit or miss

693
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:35,480
Speaker 2: for me.

694
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:39,560
Speaker 1: Oh, I find them predominantly missy.

695
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:43,280
Speaker 2: You do, I always say hit and missus.

696
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:46,040
Speaker 3: This is plural.

697
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:49,840
Speaker 4: I some of my worst stand up memories are getting

698
00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:52,840
Speaker 4: booked in colleges when not only did I not have

699
00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:57,000
Speaker 4: an hour, I barely had half an hour, and thinking

700
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,680
Speaker 4: that I could kind of like do what I thought

701
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:03,600
Speaker 4: would work was which literally at one show and I

702
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:06,280
Speaker 4: was in a tiny room that had carpeted walls. It

703
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:09,560
Speaker 4: was almost like an acoustic music side theater at this

704
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:11,080
Speaker 4: some college back us.

705
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:11,400
Speaker 6: Yeah.

706
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:13,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, because when it's silent in the room, you want

707
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:14,960
Speaker 1: it to be in a sound.

708
00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:17,840
Speaker 4: Proofed room, you have the energy to get sucked into

709
00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:19,120
Speaker 4: the material on the wall.

710
00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:19,400
Speaker 1: Yeah.

711
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:21,160
Speaker 5: I hear the layers of silence.

712
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:25,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, just like all laughs get sucked in the carpet.

713
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:28,760
Speaker 4: And I was in a full sweat panic. And at

714
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:30,720
Speaker 4: one point I said, how about A Q and A.

715
00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:36,640
Speaker 4: Does anyone want to know anything about Hollywood? It was

716
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:39,240
Speaker 4: half sarcastic and half just like I don't know what

717
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:42,640
Speaker 4: to do anymore. I burned through every half joke I've

718
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:43,680
Speaker 4: ever written.

719
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:47,120
Speaker 1: And I it seems like a weird plan B to have.

720
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:49,920
Speaker 1: But no comedy clubs used to do that. They'd have

721
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:52,680
Speaker 1: a Q and A with some soap star. I remember,

722
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:55,960
Speaker 1: like even in Austin, they're like, oh, there's a special

723
00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:58,160
Speaker 1: event this week. It's a guy from Days of Our

724
00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:01,520
Speaker 1: Lives and then yeah, and there'd be a line out

725
00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:02,000
Speaker 1: the door.

726
00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:05,560
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, because their fans are like really loyal.

727
00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:09,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and they want to know when's your twin

728
00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:13,320
Speaker 1: with a goatee coming back with your wife's ghost.

729
00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:15,279
Speaker 5: I don't know, I've never really watched it.

730
00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:18,800
Speaker 4: So I actually learned that lesson working on daytime television,

731
00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:23,040
Speaker 4: daytime talk shows, they had a packet, like when anytime

732
00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:26,080
Speaker 4: a guest would accidentally or there'd be an emergency and

733
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:28,520
Speaker 4: they would fall out and they'd have to the booking

734
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:30,200
Speaker 4: department to have to replace.

735
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:30,920
Speaker 3: The guests really quickly.

736
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:33,080
Speaker 4: They'd have to go in and pitch like, here's all

737
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:36,160
Speaker 4: the people available. And I remember like there are certain

738
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:38,440
Speaker 4: people that they would be like, well, we could get

739
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:41,239
Speaker 4: so and so I would be like, are you talking

740
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:43,120
Speaker 4: about Marlena from Days of Our Lives?

741
00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:45,000
Speaker 3: And I'd be like, is that a good booking?

742
00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:46,840
Speaker 4: And they're like, look at the Q rating And they

743
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:51,120
Speaker 4: actually had a packet and it was celebrities rated an

744
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:54,600
Speaker 4: order of audience popularity and number one was like Riba,

745
00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:59,960
Speaker 4: and then like the top fifty were totally like Sprinkle

746
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:03,160
Speaker 4: with all soap opera stars. Yeah, so the best thing

747
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:05,120
Speaker 4: you could do was start on a soap opera and

748
00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:07,920
Speaker 4: then get like a TV series or like a movie

749
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:11,440
Speaker 4: because those people, everyone will tune in for them, All

750
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:13,319
Speaker 4: of their fans will tune in on a.

751
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:15,920
Speaker 3: Talk show for them. So like that's how it was.

752
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:18,040
Speaker 4: That kind of thing where I was just like, oh,

753
00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:20,919
Speaker 4: this is actually how Hollywood work. Yeah I think, yeah,

754
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:23,400
Speaker 4: I think I know how it works. And it's like, no,

755
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:25,719
Speaker 4: you have no, you have no idea. Soap operas are

756
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:27,360
Speaker 4: like bread and butter.

757
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:30,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, it's like apparent when you mentioned YouTube. There

758
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:33,000
Speaker 1: was the realization about a decade ago when there is

759
00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:38,040
Speaker 1: these YouTube billboards around town that just had some you know,

760
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:41,080
Speaker 1: like you said, some kid with no pores and uh

761
00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:45,319
Speaker 1: it says two million, oh yeah views or whatever, and

762
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:47,759
Speaker 1: it's like wait a minute. I wasn't supposed to be

763
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:52,440
Speaker 1: in dark bars the last twenty years. Are supposed to

764
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:55,239
Speaker 1: be on the computer, yeah, or you're supposed to be

765
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:59,320
Speaker 1: on a soap opera. And like, at one point someone

766
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:02,799
Speaker 1: told me that, oh, what's Mark Harmond, the guy from

767
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:06,040
Speaker 1: the cores commercials and the movie Summer School is the

768
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:10,360
Speaker 1: top paid actor because he's on all the CSIS or

769
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:12,360
Speaker 1: whatever n cis.

770
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:15,160
Speaker 4: There was one period of time after I lost my

771
00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:18,400
Speaker 4: job and I went into a deep depression and I

772
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:21,000
Speaker 4: just truly, for like eighteen months, laid on the couch

773
00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:24,239
Speaker 4: and watched every episode of ncish okay because they have

774
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:27,200
Speaker 4: what seemed like hundreds of seasons. I mean like it

775
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:32,239
Speaker 4: just kept going, yeah, and it is really entertaining. Mark

776
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:35,279
Speaker 4: Harmon is a delight to look at and listen to.

777
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:38,320
Speaker 5: He's handsome. I acknowledge that.

778
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:41,920
Speaker 4: He's handsome from like the seventies. He was a quarterback

779
00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:45,520
Speaker 4: in college, I think for UCLA. Then he went on

780
00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:48,680
Speaker 4: to like be mister hot in movies. Then he goes

781
00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:51,880
Speaker 4: on NCIS as like the Salt and Pepper Daddy in

782
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:55,600
Speaker 4: charge of the Navy investigations.

783
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:57,800
Speaker 5: Salt and Pepper Daddy, and he has.

784
00:36:57,560 --> 00:36:59,680
Speaker 4: The same reaction to people could come in and be

785
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:02,319
Speaker 4: like four people were beheaded over at the naval base, sir,

786
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:04,000
Speaker 4: and he'd be like, let's get over there, and then

787
00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:06,839
Speaker 4: he throws it you, son of a bitch, and you'd

788
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:09,120
Speaker 4: be like, I won't take that from you. It's all

789
00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:12,800
Speaker 4: the y and if you're having a hard time in life,

790
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:16,440
Speaker 4: that kind of consistency is really soothing.

791
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:18,080
Speaker 3: It like worked for me.

792
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:19,640
Speaker 5: Wow, it worked.

793
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:22,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, And I feel like, yeah, soap operas are the

794
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:26,040
Speaker 6: same way, Like, even though it's high drama, it's all

795
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:27,839
Speaker 6: within this certain range.

796
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:28,560
Speaker 4: Yep.

797
00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:31,080
Speaker 6: You're never going to get someone coming in just like

798
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:33,680
Speaker 6: I don't know, Yeah.

799
00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:37,040
Speaker 1: I guess those formula shows where you just watch it,

800
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:40,040
Speaker 1: Like The House House was like that, where it's like, oh,

801
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:41,880
Speaker 1: we don't know what's wrong with this person.

802
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:43,760
Speaker 5: Fifteen minutes into this story.

803
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:48,279
Speaker 1: We've tried everything, and he's like, I just because I

804
00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:51,080
Speaker 1: spilled my coffee, I realized there might be a clog

805
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:53,240
Speaker 1: and a weird artery. And they're like, you're a loose

806
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:56,239
Speaker 1: cannon House. Are you drunk again? And then they're like,

807
00:37:56,280 --> 00:38:00,759
Speaker 1: oh my god, House was right, and then they apologize

808
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:02,600
Speaker 1: to him, actually.

809
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:03,480
Speaker 5: You're wrong.

810
00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:05,920
Speaker 4: The test came back house you're wrong, and then everyone

811
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:08,400
Speaker 4: to get all freaked out and then you know, then

812
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:10,200
Speaker 4: eleven minutes later they'd be like it.

813
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:11,000
Speaker 3: Turned out he was right.

814
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:14,719
Speaker 5: Yeah, like oh thank god, thank god, oh god.

815
00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:16,959
Speaker 3: Yeah, there had to be some like push and pull.

816
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:20,120
Speaker 6: I also think when you're like depressed or you are

817
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:22,520
Speaker 6: kind of stuck in a loop. So like, if a

818
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:26,960
Speaker 6: show is essentially just groundhog dang itself, that's yeah, You're

819
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:30,240
Speaker 6: like you're on the same page as me, yes, because

820
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:32,560
Speaker 6: it's like every day it's like, oh, life is hard

821
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:34,600
Speaker 6: and I hate myself, and then the show will do

822
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:36,600
Speaker 6: the thing and then we'll do it again tomorrow.

823
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:38,879
Speaker 5: Oh that's funny. I get it. See.

824
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:42,879
Speaker 4: That's how I got into the Kardashians. There was there

825
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:46,720
Speaker 4: was a Kardashian Marathon and I was on that couch.

826
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:48,759
Speaker 4: I bet you I'd finished up in Sais and I

827
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:51,600
Speaker 4: was like, what am I going to do? And this

828
00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:55,560
Speaker 4: Kardashian Marathon started and I started watching it purely as

829
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:59,400
Speaker 4: a hate watch of let's see these Yeah, and literally

830
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:01,520
Speaker 4: twenty episod later, I was like, I just want to

831
00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:02,879
Speaker 4: be with them forever.

832
00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:04,720
Speaker 5: Again.

833
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,600
Speaker 3: They're very even keel.

834
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:09,680
Speaker 4: They don't really even when they're fighting, they don't actually

835
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:13,320
Speaker 4: raise their voices or have any passion or emotion truly,

836
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:16,040
Speaker 4: they're just kind of like, I can't believe you did that,

837
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:18,680
Speaker 4: and their face doesn't move and you're just like, yeah,

838
00:39:18,719 --> 00:39:19,560
Speaker 4: why did you do that?

839
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:21,440
Speaker 3: It goes down easy.

840
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:24,320
Speaker 5: Have you guys ever seen it's on YouTube?

841
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:30,800
Speaker 1: But the mom, whose name is Chris, Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah,

842
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:35,880
Speaker 1: she way back when she was married to Ojay's lawyer,

843
00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:39,680
Speaker 1: made a music video to the tune of I Love

844
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:44,240
Speaker 1: La by Randy Newman, but instead she'd say I love

845
00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:48,759
Speaker 1: my friends, and then she would get people to turn

846
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:52,920
Speaker 1: to the camera and go, we love you. They she

847
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:55,040
Speaker 1: would just get and Ojay was one of them.

848
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:59,279
Speaker 5: We love you. Yeah, all these random celebrities.

849
00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:01,440
Speaker 1: She's just like just looking at the camera and say

850
00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:05,239
Speaker 1: you love me, say we love you. And it was

851
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:08,680
Speaker 1: all these celebrities because she wanted to showcase that she

852
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:10,160
Speaker 1: knows these celebrities.

853
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:13,120
Speaker 5: And with a catchy song and she's singing.

854
00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:17,800
Speaker 1: It opens with her running on a treadmill singing the beginning.

855
00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:22,000
Speaker 5: Please just watch it. I can't even think about it

856
00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:22,320
Speaker 5: with U.

857
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:27,240
Speaker 1: It exists, and it's real creepy because it's it's oj

858
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:30,719
Speaker 1: with Nicole I Believe, like we love you like it

859
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:34,000
Speaker 1: was during that era and her husband was about to

860
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:36,920
Speaker 1: be his lawyer a couple of years later, and the kids,

861
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:39,400
Speaker 1: like Kim and all the kids, they're little girls in

862
00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:43,160
Speaker 1: it with little matching dresses and they're like, we love you, like.

863
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:46,239
Speaker 3: Holding huge solid.

864
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:49,759
Speaker 5: So they were.

865
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:52,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm saying it wasn't botox. They were just born

866
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:52,600
Speaker 1: that way.

867
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:55,759
Speaker 4: Kim is a visionary, I mean, sorry, Chris christ Jenner

868
00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:57,960
Speaker 4: is a visionary. Yes, yeah, I mean Kim is too

869
00:40:57,960 --> 00:41:01,799
Speaker 4: in her own way, but Chris Jenner, I don't know

870
00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:05,760
Speaker 4: how the idea that she knew enough to be like, sure,

871
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:09,919
Speaker 4: we're just some random family, but let's get in on.

872
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:12,640
Speaker 3: This reality show thing. Yeah yeah, why shouldn't we.

873
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,200
Speaker 1: So she right away she's like, I gotta make a

874
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:18,560
Speaker 1: music video. And this is pre YouTube. She's like, I'm

875
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:22,040
Speaker 1: gonna make it go viral. She was licking envelopes, putting

876
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:24,040
Speaker 1: that VHS side and.

877
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:24,719
Speaker 5: Sending it out.

878
00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:28,200
Speaker 1: Somehow someone uploaded it at one point, and I'm sure

879
00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:29,600
Speaker 1: she'd be embarrassed about it.

880
00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:30,720
Speaker 3: It's don't you think though?

881
00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:35,080
Speaker 4: That to me smacks of it was someone's like fortieth birthday.

882
00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:38,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, they're like, you know what would be fun?

883
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:42,960
Speaker 7: Yes, yeah, but it was a gift to herself that

884
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:47,200
Speaker 7: she filmed her celebrity friends all turning the camera and

885
00:41:47,239 --> 00:41:51,600
Speaker 7: saying we love you on their new steam Bay editing system.

886
00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:56,359
Speaker 5: That is a specific anyway. Oh that's so.

887
00:41:56,600 --> 00:42:00,359
Speaker 2: That is really visionary too. Even know that you could

888
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:02,960
Speaker 2: be reality famous before that was.

889
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:07,520
Speaker 1: Its right, Yeah, I think she and her kids kind

890
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:09,120
Speaker 1: of invented it. Right.

891
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:11,800
Speaker 5: I can't think of a big example other than.

892
00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:13,759
Speaker 3: The Osbourne's kicked it.

893
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:15,440
Speaker 5: Oh sure, I.

894
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:17,880
Speaker 4: Mean the Osbourne's were the one that I was like,

895
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:20,520
Speaker 4: in my mind, I was like, oh, reality show, that's

896
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:24,080
Speaker 4: quote unquote bad. And then I watched the Osbourne's and

897
00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:26,160
Speaker 4: I was like, this is the funniest thing I've ever seen,

898
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:30,520
Speaker 4: Kelly Osborne saying to her brother. Her brother said something

899
00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:34,680
Speaker 4: about a black guy having good rhythm, and Kelly Osbornd goes.

900
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:35,400
Speaker 3: That's racialist.

901
00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:39,319
Speaker 4: I said it for like five years after it was

902
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:42,040
Speaker 4: the funniest, best.

903
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:46,040
Speaker 1: Thing at least with that show, though he before all

904
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:47,600
Speaker 1: that was Ozzy Osbourne.

905
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:51,120
Speaker 5: At least there was that establishing practice.

906
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:55,320
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, right, there's a reason you were supposed to

907
00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:58,759
Speaker 4: be interested in the home life that was a good show.

908
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:00,880
Speaker 2: I think that just reminded me.

909
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:05,520
Speaker 6: I think Jack Osborne was one of the the first

910
00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:07,920
Speaker 6: celebrity sighting I had when I moved.

911
00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:10,120
Speaker 5: To La Oh. Where was he perfect?

912
00:43:10,239 --> 00:43:15,839
Speaker 6: He was at Swingers Diner, Yes, and I didn't recognize him.

913
00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:20,920
Speaker 6: I have terrible celebrity recognition skills. But someone at my

914
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:23,920
Speaker 6: table was like, he knows Jack Osborne And then they

915
00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:26,000
Speaker 6: were like, should I go say hi? And we all

916
00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:28,279
Speaker 6: everyone else at the table was like, no, you.

917
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:29,560
Speaker 2: Don't do that.

918
00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:32,279
Speaker 6: That's not cool, and they really were like struggling with

919
00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:34,799
Speaker 6: their decision. They were like, I should go, I should

920
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:37,680
Speaker 6: go say hi, And I was still like trying to

921
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:39,279
Speaker 6: understand who Jack Osbourne was.

922
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:45,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, Swingers. We used to go there quite a bit

923
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:46,480
Speaker 3: with our friend April Richards.

924
00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:46,799
Speaker 5: Yeah.

925
00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:47,080
Speaker 1: Yeah.

926
00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:50,560
Speaker 4: And one time this guy was there who had this

927
00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:53,600
Speaker 4: really great outfit on and one of the parts of

928
00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:56,800
Speaker 4: his outfit where he had these white polka dot pants

929
00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:59,840
Speaker 4: on and the polka dots were like a pastel different colors.

930
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:02,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was there for this. I remember those parents,

931
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:03,160
Speaker 5: were you here for this?

932
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:05,319
Speaker 4: So she got up and was like, hey, dude, those

933
00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:07,880
Speaker 4: pants are awesome. It was Chance the rapper. He was

934
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:10,080
Speaker 4: like he was like I designed them, and they had

935
00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:13,279
Speaker 4: this whole conversation and I watched it all happen and

936
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:16,840
Speaker 4: I was just like, this is That's exactly how a

937
00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:21,239
Speaker 4: celebrity interaction should go. That the celebrity likes because you're

938
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:23,799
Speaker 4: not coming up and like freaking.

939
00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:24,040
Speaker 5: I don't know what.

940
00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:28,160
Speaker 4: It's like. You're talking about something specific and you're being

941
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:31,279
Speaker 4: sincere and authentic, and then like they get to talk

942
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:34,080
Speaker 4: about what they want to talk about. Yes, and then

943
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:36,040
Speaker 4: you just get and then you peel back and go

944
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:37,120
Speaker 4: eat your tuna sandwich.

945
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:40,479
Speaker 2: Oh my god. That sounds like a masterclass.

946
00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:41,680
Speaker 1: Yeah.

947
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:45,880
Speaker 3: That's for anyone in LA wanting to connect.

948
00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:46,479
Speaker 5: If you want.

949
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:50,080
Speaker 1: If you see a celebrity, just pretend you don't know

950
00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:53,520
Speaker 1: they're a celebrity and get really excited about their pants. Yes,

951
00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:55,960
Speaker 1: and that's how you become friends with famous people.

952
00:44:56,120 --> 00:45:01,000
Speaker 3: Are those talkers? Everyone proud of their pants?

953
00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:04,720
Speaker 5: But I'd screw it up and say, are those bugle boys?

954
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:10,400
Speaker 1: Oh shit, they don't make those anymore super loud? Do

955
00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:15,200
Speaker 1: you peg your bugle boys? Pegging used to be something

956
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:16,399
Speaker 1: totally different.

957
00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:16,879
Speaker 3: A different thing.

958
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:19,960
Speaker 5: Yes, you would fall and roll your pants?

959
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:22,879
Speaker 4: Is that your favorite celebrity siding that you ever had

960
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:25,600
Speaker 4: in LA or just your first.

961
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:29,920
Speaker 2: I think my favorite one was Fred Durst.

962
00:45:30,239 --> 00:45:32,000
Speaker 3: Oh where was he?

963
00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:36,600
Speaker 2: Cheebo near meltdown?

964
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:40,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wasn't a big limp biscuit guy.

965
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:42,480
Speaker 5: I wasn't either.

966
00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:46,600
Speaker 1: I don't like the rock rap hybrid that was coming

967
00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:48,279
Speaker 1: out at early two thousands.

968
00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:50,000
Speaker 5: It was big, it was.

969
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:53,480
Speaker 1: But one time I had an interview at something and

970
00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:56,040
Speaker 1: he was one of the I had these jokes and

971
00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:59,920
Speaker 1: I was trying to get people to tell these skateboarding jokes,

972
00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:02,160
Speaker 1: and of course no one wanted to do it.

973
00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:03,040
Speaker 5: I didn't want.

974
00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:04,359
Speaker 3: To see your red carpet job.

975
00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:08,520
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, that yeah, yeah it was. It was thank you,

976
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:09,759
Speaker 5: thank you for doing that.

977
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:13,600
Speaker 1: I just showed up unannounced, No that I was supposed

978
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:15,839
Speaker 1: to be there. It was a red carpet thing. Thank you,

979
00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:19,920
Speaker 1: and he was. He took it so seriously. He's like,

980
00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:23,320
Speaker 1: I think it would be better if I memorized them first.

981
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:24,200
Speaker 5: Can I come back?

982
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:28,520
Speaker 1: And he went off the red carpet and Fred Durst wait,

983
00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:29,440
Speaker 1: is that the killer?

984
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:33,759
Speaker 5: No? He did.

985
00:46:35,680 --> 00:46:38,719
Speaker 3: He did a comedy.

986
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:40,239
Speaker 5: Robert Durst came out.

987
00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:44,640
Speaker 1: He changed all the jokes to be very dark. No,

988
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:47,080
Speaker 1: Fred Durst went and memorized them all and then he

989
00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:51,080
Speaker 1: and he nailed it. He pretended to be a cheesy

990
00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:53,520
Speaker 1: nightclub comic and he had all the jokes memorized and

991
00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:57,040
Speaker 1: he's like, how was that? I'm like, good the thing started.

992
00:46:57,160 --> 00:47:00,200
Speaker 1: No one's here anymore. He wasted all his time. I'm

993
00:47:00,239 --> 00:47:03,680
Speaker 1: doing my little thing. And then they didn't At the bottom,

994
00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:06,560
Speaker 1: they didn't say fred Durst's limp biscuit. It said he

995
00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:10,000
Speaker 1: owns some skateboard company, like no one, oh, the founder

996
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:11,160
Speaker 1: of Element Skateboards.

997
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:12,640
Speaker 5: No, it isn't. That's Fred Durst.

998
00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:16,880
Speaker 1: It's so embarrassing we did him Durst so dirty?

999
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:17,800
Speaker 5: Sorry Fred?

1000
00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:20,879
Speaker 3: So wait, did you did you talk to Fred Dirt?

1001
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:21,200
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1002
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:22,160
Speaker 5: Would you say? No?

1003
00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:24,600
Speaker 6: I think it would never occur to me to actually

1004
00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:27,240
Speaker 6: approach a celebrity. I think I just I'm like, there's

1005
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:29,840
Speaker 6: nothing I could say to them that they haven't heard before.

1006
00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:32,640
Speaker 6: But also I wasn't a big enough Fred Durst fan

1007
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:35,319
Speaker 6: to have anything of note to say to him.

1008
00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:38,239
Speaker 2: But I do remember he was wearing all white.

1009
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:42,480
Speaker 6: Which I thought was very brave, at a restaurant, and

1010
00:47:42,719 --> 00:47:44,920
Speaker 6: he had a huge posse. He was like at a

1011
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:47,840
Speaker 6: table of like fifteen or sixteen people, and I was like.

1012
00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:51,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's surrounded by musicians, so he doesn't make a fool.

1013
00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:55,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, I guess so I recognize anyone. Yeah, yeah, but

1014
00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:58,000
Speaker 6: I think I mean, this sounds condescending, but I think

1015
00:47:58,040 --> 00:47:58,520
Speaker 6: I was like.

1016
00:47:58,520 --> 00:47:59,920
Speaker 2: Oh, good, he's still out.

1017
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:02,080
Speaker 5: Now you've seen him.

1018
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:06,160
Speaker 1: Now he's got like this kind of blonde, wavy seventies

1019
00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:10,480
Speaker 1: game show host hair, and he wears like big orange

1020
00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:13,320
Speaker 1: sunglasses and dresses like he's golfing.

1021
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:14,799
Speaker 5: Whoa, and he does all.

1022
00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:18,880
Speaker 1: He's still he looks very much like he wouldn't be

1023
00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:22,400
Speaker 1: making limp biscuity music and he still goes out there.

1024
00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:26,279
Speaker 1: And uh and you know that's the all for the

1025
00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:30,959
Speaker 1: Nookie or whatever his song. Sure wait they have faith. Yeah, yeah,

1026
00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:33,239
Speaker 1: he's big in their comeback because he's got this hair.

1027
00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:35,120
Speaker 1: He grew out his hair and he's like, people got

1028
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:36,520
Speaker 1: to see this my hair.

1029
00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:38,440
Speaker 5: Grow Now that's the reason story.

1030
00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:40,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't know I looked like the host of

1031
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:45,720
Speaker 1: the dating game. But yeah, I oddly I know exactly

1032
00:48:45,719 --> 00:48:48,640
Speaker 1: what you're saying. I'm happy to see he's still out there,

1033
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:51,120
Speaker 1: even though when he was young, I wasn't happy to

1034
00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:52,000
Speaker 1: see he was out there.

1035
00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:55,000
Speaker 4: I also like in La when you see celebrities and

1036
00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:56,360
Speaker 4: they're wearing all white.

1037
00:48:56,160 --> 00:48:56,640
Speaker 3: That's such.

1038
00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:59,920
Speaker 4: It's like because I used to see Giovanni Ribisi all

1039
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:04,480
Speaker 4: the time in Los Felis, and to the point where

1040
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:09,239
Speaker 4: one time I was already at a Farfalla on Hillhurst

1041
00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:12,080
Speaker 4: and he walked in and looked at me and went

1042
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:15,240
Speaker 4: like that. I was like, I was already here, dude,

1043
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:18,360
Speaker 4: I was here first, No way. Yeah, But because we

1044
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:21,200
Speaker 4: kept seeing each other, I think he thought I was

1045
00:49:21,239 --> 00:49:23,800
Speaker 4: stalking him, and it's just like this truly is by chance.

1046
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,440
Speaker 4: But then it's like, how am I stalking you? When

1047
00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:31,479
Speaker 4: I seated mid like penne pasta. But I saw him

1048
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:34,240
Speaker 4: at a Starbucks one time and he was wearing all white,

1049
00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:36,680
Speaker 4: and I was just like, if you want to, like

1050
00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:38,919
Speaker 4: as a celebrity, if you're trying to be low key

1051
00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:41,360
Speaker 4: and have people not look at you, why are you

1052
00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:43,360
Speaker 4: dressed like an orderly or like a baker.

1053
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:44,680
Speaker 5: But it looks like.

1054
00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:45,759
Speaker 3: You're in a costume.

1055
00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:49,280
Speaker 4: To just like throw on some jeans and you'll blend

1056
00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:50,080
Speaker 4: in perfectly.

1057
00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:53,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, it seems like a funny thing to wear all white,

1058
00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:55,920
Speaker 1: like a rich person would wear all white.

1059
00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:57,200
Speaker 5: That seems like a cartoon.

1060
00:49:57,280 --> 00:49:59,399
Speaker 1: But it is like, we don't want to wear white

1061
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:02,719
Speaker 1: because you have to laundry again, it's a sign of success.

1062
00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:03,960
Speaker 3: It's so unrealistic.

1063
00:50:04,040 --> 00:50:06,400
Speaker 5: I get coffee on these pants, I throw them away.

1064
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:09,360
Speaker 3: They're them in my fireplace.

1065
00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:12,000
Speaker 6: I don't think I own white pants. I think my

1066
00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:13,640
Speaker 6: confidence is that low.

1067
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:16,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't, and I know I don't because I was.

1068
00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:18,880
Speaker 1: I could have used them for my Halloween costume. I

1069
00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:20,879
Speaker 1: had a lab coat. I'm like, where do I get

1070
00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:23,640
Speaker 1: white pants? Well, don't own any time to get some,

1071
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:24,680
Speaker 1: time to get some.

1072
00:50:24,840 --> 00:50:27,520
Speaker 3: Got to wait? What were you for Halloweenabarna?

1073
00:50:27,719 --> 00:50:28,319
Speaker 5: Yeah? What did you do?

1074
00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:29,560
Speaker 2: I dress up?

1075
00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:30,160
Speaker 1: You guys?

1076
00:50:30,239 --> 00:50:33,759
Speaker 6: I know, my god, I had people over though I

1077
00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:36,640
Speaker 6: had a Halloween party, but we didn't. Oh, I guess

1078
00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:39,480
Speaker 6: I had a creepy mask. My boyfriend got us bull

1079
00:50:39,480 --> 00:50:43,359
Speaker 6: of creepy masks. We each just wore a creepy cat mask.

1080
00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:46,160
Speaker 6: But they were like dollars store cat masks. So they

1081
00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:50,799
Speaker 6: were even more horrifying because they were probably repurposed from like,

1082
00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:54,840
Speaker 6: you know, paint, like people painting or something, and like,

1083
00:50:55,120 --> 00:50:57,719
Speaker 6: I don't know, like home, I don't even know what

1084
00:50:57,760 --> 00:50:58,240
Speaker 6: I'm saying.

1085
00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:02,800
Speaker 5: Do you guys remember the masks?

1086
00:51:02,840 --> 00:51:07,040
Speaker 1: They're plastic, and they're kind of transparent when they have

1087
00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:09,960
Speaker 1: a mustache and eyebrows and everything from it on them.

1088
00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:12,680
Speaker 1: But you you put it over your face and you

1089
00:51:12,719 --> 00:51:15,160
Speaker 1: can still see your face underneath this.

1090
00:51:15,680 --> 00:51:16,960
Speaker 5: They are so creepy.

1091
00:51:17,520 --> 00:51:20,080
Speaker 1: And I remember my grandparents coming over when I was

1092
00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:22,000
Speaker 1: a little kid, and I remember them walking in and

1093
00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:26,280
Speaker 1: they both had these transparent, these translucent shells of another

1094
00:51:26,360 --> 00:51:30,000
Speaker 1: face over their face and I was like, I'm gonna die.

1095
00:51:30,160 --> 00:51:33,200
Speaker 5: They are murdered. This is a it's still and I

1096
00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:34,120
Speaker 5: have a photo of it.

1097
00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:37,600
Speaker 1: It's the scariest photo ever that that is the creepiest mask.

1098
00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:39,040
Speaker 3: We have so many.

1099
00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:42,919
Speaker 4: Well, I would argue because one year my parents got

1100
00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:46,560
Speaker 4: this is such a seventies thing too. My parents had

1101
00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:50,040
Speaker 4: my mom was wearing an alien mask and my aunt

1102
00:51:50,120 --> 00:51:53,480
Speaker 4: Jean was wearing like a it was a monkey mask,

1103
00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:56,200
Speaker 4: but the monkey looked like it had been through.

1104
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,760
Speaker 3: Some shit, so it was just like and they walked

1105
00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:05,560
Speaker 3: in like hi girl. The most upsetting. It's so funny.

1106
00:52:05,560 --> 00:52:07,160
Speaker 4: We have pictures of all of it too, And my

1107
00:52:07,160 --> 00:52:10,080
Speaker 4: friend Amy actually did a painting because there's we have

1108
00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:12,360
Speaker 4: a picture of me wearing the alien mask and my

1109
00:52:12,520 --> 00:52:15,920
Speaker 4: sister wearing I think the monkey mask.

1110
00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:19,440
Speaker 3: But like little kid bodies but adult size.

1111
00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:22,560
Speaker 2: Sounds so scary.

1112
00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:25,960
Speaker 6: I just like a fun fact about the Mike Myers

1113
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:29,799
Speaker 6: Halloween mask is actually William Shatner mask.

1114
00:52:30,239 --> 00:52:34,120
Speaker 1: Right, You get like a mold of Shatner's face for

1115
00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:36,680
Speaker 1: something else, for Star Trek or something.

1116
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:39,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then you like sue them.

1117
00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:42,640
Speaker 3: Oh really, that's great.

1118
00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:46,719
Speaker 4: He doesn't love to play along at all, but it

1119
00:52:46,880 --> 00:52:49,760
Speaker 4: is kind of genius that one of the scariest masks

1120
00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:52,759
Speaker 4: ever is just William Shatner painted white.

1121
00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:56,720
Speaker 1: He sued them, but he's known for ripping off songs

1122
00:52:56,760 --> 00:52:59,600
Speaker 1: like rocket Man and blurs common people.

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Speaker 4: I love my friends, we love you, okay, I love

1124
00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:07,719
Speaker 4: you fine, we love you.

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00:53:07,719 --> 00:53:09,000
Speaker 5: Say it with more meaning.

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00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:12,640
Speaker 4: It's like you can tell the Kardashians that you're for Christmas.

1127
00:53:12,640 --> 00:53:17,000
Speaker 5: Got one of those recorders, Yeah, yeah, recorders the phone

1128
00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:17,319
Speaker 5: on it.

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00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:20,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're just like, well, Robert will come over to

1130
00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:22,640
Speaker 4: your house and we'll just record you real quick.

1131
00:53:22,719 --> 00:53:24,200
Speaker 3: It's just for my birthday video.

1132
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:26,799
Speaker 1: Yep, oh my god, that is what it is. I

1133
00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:29,120
Speaker 1: I encourage you both and everyone listening to watch.

1134
00:53:29,239 --> 00:53:31,799
Speaker 5: Yes, it is. It's very entertaining.

1135
00:53:32,360 --> 00:53:34,839
Speaker 1: If I if it's not online, I will find it

1136
00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:37,040
Speaker 1: and somehow please post it.

1137
00:53:37,080 --> 00:53:39,080
Speaker 3: If it's not online, you're going to find it anyway.

1138
00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:40,840
Speaker 3: Right at the library.

1139
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:44,240
Speaker 5: People know I'm on the social media, you'll just check

1140
00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:44,799
Speaker 5: in with me.

1141
00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:49,160
Speaker 6: That even stresses me out now, Like I can't imagine

1142
00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:51,560
Speaker 6: what was like in the nineties, but now when people

1143
00:53:51,600 --> 00:53:53,960
Speaker 6: are like, oh, let's just make like a video real quick,

1144
00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:58,279
Speaker 6: I'm like, immediately so stressed.

1145
00:53:58,600 --> 00:54:01,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, I got a shower and do stuff. I gotta

1146
00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:03,879
Speaker 5: put stuff in my hair. I can't do it now.

1147
00:54:04,239 --> 00:54:07,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, I have showed up to so many podcast recordings

1148
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:09,520
Speaker 4: and that's when I find out that the whole thing

1149
00:54:09,600 --> 00:54:12,640
Speaker 4: is also being video where I'm just like, I didn't

1150
00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:16,799
Speaker 4: do my hair, Like I realized that's my job. But

1151
00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:22,160
Speaker 4: it's like it's understanding this audio recording. Yeah, where it's

1152
00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:23,960
Speaker 4: like I would have put my eyebrows on and done

1153
00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:26,799
Speaker 4: my whole thing, but now I'm just here with bad hair.

1154
00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:28,479
Speaker 3: Fine, let's do this.

1155
00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:32,200
Speaker 4: Like I it's so crazy, And then it's like lives

1156
00:54:32,239 --> 00:54:34,759
Speaker 4: on the internet forever, so frustrating.

1157
00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:37,240
Speaker 6: Yeah, I was trying to explain it to some recently

1158
00:54:37,239 --> 00:54:40,560
Speaker 6: where I was I didn't I didn't get into comedy

1159
00:54:40,600 --> 00:54:43,359
Speaker 6: to do boomerangs, but that's what I feel like I'm

1160
00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:44,200
Speaker 6: paid to do.

1161
00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:49,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, yeah, you've been doing a lot of voice

1162
00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:53,279
Speaker 1: work on animated show, Like were you on Bob's Burger's too?

1163
00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:53,840
Speaker 5: Yeah?

1164
00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:57,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, that's a gig where you can just show

1165
00:54:57,239 --> 00:54:59,960
Speaker 1: up in sweats and not worry.

1166
00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:04,040
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's the whole that's the whole cell on is like,

1167
00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:05,080
Speaker 6: you just show up.

1168
00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:06,520
Speaker 2: They don't have to see your face.

1169
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:11,200
Speaker 1: That's great, it's the dream. Well, you have a distinctive voice.

1170
00:55:11,239 --> 00:55:14,880
Speaker 1: I'm really you never notice if someone has a voice

1171
00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:17,880
Speaker 1: for that can be used in animation. But I'm just

1172
00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:19,680
Speaker 1: now realizing you have a great voice.

1173
00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:22,359
Speaker 6: Oh I was gonna say, I feel like everyone on

1174
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:24,200
Speaker 6: this zoom has a distinct Oh.

1175
00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:26,880
Speaker 1: We should all be successful in the world of animation,

1176
00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:30,120
Speaker 1: that specifically us.

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00:55:30,280 --> 00:55:30,640
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1178
00:55:30,680 --> 00:55:33,080
Speaker 4: So basically you guessed it on Bob's Burger's. And is

1179
00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:34,360
Speaker 4: that how you got the Great Norse.

1180
00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:37,719
Speaker 6: I think that's how I was on their radar because

1181
00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:40,520
Speaker 6: it is by two Bob's Burger's writers. So I think

1182
00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:43,319
Speaker 6: that's how I sort of like they were familiar with,

1183
00:55:43,480 --> 00:55:44,479
Speaker 6: like my voice and.

1184
00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:47,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, and how is it? Do you have some

1185
00:55:47,080 --> 00:55:48,200
Speaker 4: anecdotes you want to tell?

1186
00:55:48,960 --> 00:55:51,320
Speaker 6: I mean, it's funny because a lot of our recording

1187
00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:54,960
Speaker 6: has been after pandemic stuff, so it's all been like

1188
00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:58,239
Speaker 6: over zoom, and it's been a little odd in that

1189
00:55:58,360 --> 00:56:00,960
Speaker 6: way of like I've recorded so much of it just

1190
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:02,520
Speaker 6: in a little booth in my home.

1191
00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:05,719
Speaker 1: Sure, oh wow, that's even more. Yeah, you don't even

1192
00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:07,080
Speaker 1: leave the house. It's the past.

1193
00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:09,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, which is great.

1194
00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:11,560
Speaker 6: But I think it's funny to do like a family

1195
00:56:11,640 --> 00:56:15,000
Speaker 6: comedy and then be like and everyone recorded by.

1196
00:56:14,840 --> 00:56:16,840
Speaker 3: Themselves separately and alone.

1197
00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:21,719
Speaker 6: Yeah, but I just don't know how they edit it

1198
00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:24,799
Speaker 6: all together to make it sound like coherent. I still

1199
00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:26,839
Speaker 6: don't really understand how to do it.

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00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:27,880
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1201
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:31,040
Speaker 6: Now we're finally like doing group records again, where it's

1202
00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:33,759
Speaker 6: like you can play off of each other and yeah,

1203
00:56:34,480 --> 00:56:35,960
Speaker 6: but for a long time, it was just like the

1204
00:56:36,040 --> 00:56:38,720
Speaker 6: director being like, Okay, give me that one more time,

1205
00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:41,360
Speaker 6: and you're like, okay, could.

1206
00:56:41,239 --> 00:56:43,320
Speaker 5: You tell when you watched that it wasn't the same?

1207
00:56:43,680 --> 00:56:46,000
Speaker 2: No, I mean that that's the thing. They're like really

1208
00:56:46,040 --> 00:56:51,919
Speaker 2: good at making it seem cohesive. Editors, man, I know, yeah,

1209
00:56:52,040 --> 00:56:53,279
Speaker 2: unsung heroes.

1210
00:56:53,680 --> 00:56:56,600
Speaker 4: Have you ever seen the audio editor the way when

1211
00:56:56,600 --> 00:57:02,200
Speaker 4: they go into like a line of audio where they

1212
00:57:02,239 --> 00:57:04,319
Speaker 4: can go in and pull it apart and go in

1213
00:57:04,360 --> 00:57:06,000
Speaker 4: and pull it apart, so they can literally go in

1214
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:09,719
Speaker 4: and like take a noun out. I mean like I

1215
00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:13,680
Speaker 4: used to watch Eban Schletter do audio editing all the time,

1216
00:57:14,160 --> 00:57:16,400
Speaker 4: and that thing where it's like if you do something,

1217
00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:19,560
Speaker 4: they can like take the piece that you just recorded

1218
00:57:19,640 --> 00:57:22,920
Speaker 4: and then they basically stretch it on the screen and

1219
00:57:22,960 --> 00:57:25,640
Speaker 4: then that's how they pull things together or whatever. I'm

1220
00:57:25,680 --> 00:57:28,520
Speaker 4: sure both Stephen and Anneli's right now are like, yeah,

1221
00:57:28,560 --> 00:57:31,720
Speaker 4: we know, yeah, but I think it's fascinating because it's

1222
00:57:31,720 --> 00:57:33,680
Speaker 4: the same thing as film editing, where it's.

1223
00:57:33,520 --> 00:57:35,560
Speaker 3: Like how did they used to do it compared to

1224
00:57:35,560 --> 00:57:36,400
Speaker 3: how they do it now.

1225
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:40,840
Speaker 1: No, even when we're editing my comedy special, I was like,

1226
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:44,560
Speaker 1: I can't enunciate. It's like I have marshmallows in my mouth.

1227
00:57:44,840 --> 00:57:47,200
Speaker 1: And we went in and made it to where the

1228
00:57:47,240 --> 00:57:51,040
Speaker 1: words sounded. There was a strong consonant there because I

1229
00:57:51,320 --> 00:57:56,480
Speaker 1: mush mouthed it. Yeah you know whoa yeah, magic, Thank

1230
00:57:56,520 --> 00:57:57,560
Speaker 1: you editors.

1231
00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:01,160
Speaker 2: I've always been saying this, the real heroes are behind

1232
00:58:01,200 --> 00:58:01,680
Speaker 2: the camera.

1233
00:58:01,960 --> 00:58:06,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's so true. I'm not an actor, but I

1234
00:58:06,320 --> 00:58:07,480
Speaker 5: work in the movie.

1235
00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:13,320
Speaker 1: Business and the knobs Yeah, yeah, there's gotta be knobs. Yeah,

1236
00:58:13,600 --> 00:58:16,080
Speaker 1: my friend and I used to always do that. There

1237
00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:18,280
Speaker 1: was a light table if you're at a light table,

1238
00:58:19,280 --> 00:58:22,280
Speaker 1: and I was just I was drawing pictures for t shirts.

1239
00:58:22,280 --> 00:58:24,800
Speaker 1: But it's like, I'm not a fashion designer, but I

1240
00:58:24,840 --> 00:58:27,400
Speaker 1: am in the clothing business. We used to always act

1241
00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:30,439
Speaker 1: it out. It's my favorite do it at home. It's

1242
00:58:30,480 --> 00:58:32,600
Speaker 1: a fun thing to act out. You'll see, I haven't

1243
00:58:32,640 --> 00:58:34,760
Speaker 1: seen the commercials, so I guess it doesn't make sense.

1244
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:35,280
Speaker 3: Parna.

1245
00:58:35,720 --> 00:58:38,400
Speaker 4: I always see the tweets of the butter Boy comedy

1246
00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:41,360
Speaker 4: show in North City. It always makes me really happy

1247
00:58:41,400 --> 00:58:43,720
Speaker 4: because it's usually a bunch of people that I really like.

1248
00:58:43,800 --> 00:58:46,200
Speaker 4: You do that with May Higgins, right, the great May.

1249
00:58:46,040 --> 00:58:48,560
Speaker 2: Megan Higgins and Joe Firestone.

1250
00:58:48,680 --> 00:58:51,520
Speaker 3: Oh, she's so hilarusly.

1251
00:58:50,920 --> 00:58:54,240
Speaker 2: Funny, very very funny, and it's so nice.

1252
00:58:54,280 --> 00:58:58,120
Speaker 6: It's like one of the main shows I've been keeping

1253
00:58:58,200 --> 00:59:01,640
Speaker 6: up with in terms of live performing. And it's just

1254
00:59:01,680 --> 00:59:04,200
Speaker 6: like a weekly show of hanging out with your friends

1255
00:59:04,280 --> 00:59:07,280
Speaker 6: and then seeing some very funny comedy. So it's like

1256
00:59:07,320 --> 00:59:09,960
Speaker 6: a Brooklyn show. And it used to be I guess

1257
00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:14,080
Speaker 6: Kurt Browneller and Kristin Charles's show, like way back when

1258
00:59:14,320 --> 00:59:16,640
Speaker 6: it was called Hot Tough, and then it became why

1259
00:59:16,680 --> 00:59:19,520
Speaker 6: it's the next show it was night Train and now it's.

1260
00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:23,520
Speaker 2: In the iteration of Butterboy with us nice and is

1261
00:59:23,520 --> 00:59:26,680
Speaker 2: it is it at the Bellhouse? It's at Little Field.

1262
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:30,080
Speaker 2: Oh okaych is like kind of a sister venue.

1263
00:59:30,120 --> 00:59:32,080
Speaker 3: I guess, Oh okay, awesome.

1264
00:59:32,400 --> 00:59:34,280
Speaker 4: I was just see I would see those tweets and

1265
00:59:34,280 --> 00:59:36,000
Speaker 4: I'm like, I wish I could go to that show

1266
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:38,760
Speaker 4: tonight because it's always like you know, it's always a

1267
00:59:38,760 --> 00:59:39,880
Speaker 4: bunch of really good people.

1268
00:59:40,040 --> 00:59:42,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I see that with New York shows. I'm

1269
00:59:42,760 --> 00:59:46,080
Speaker 1: noticing that. I'm like, lately, like, should I have moved

1270
00:59:46,120 --> 00:59:49,600
Speaker 1: to New York when I panic, oh, half a year ago,

1271
00:59:49,720 --> 00:59:52,640
Speaker 1: it's too late. Now I live here, I have a garage.

1272
00:59:53,720 --> 00:59:55,960
Speaker 6: But I feel like Deli has shows like that. Like

1273
00:59:56,040 --> 00:59:59,120
Speaker 6: I remember even before I moved to La in DC,

1274
00:59:59,400 --> 01:00:03,360
Speaker 6: I was like, yeah, see like show posters from and

1275
01:00:03,440 --> 01:00:03,880
Speaker 6: be like.

1276
01:00:03,880 --> 01:00:07,360
Speaker 2: Oh, what's it? Like? Yeah, yeah, show in Glenda.

1277
01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:17,000
Speaker 3: There's plenty of parking.

1278
01:00:15,480 --> 01:00:18,520
Speaker 6: Like it does seem so exotic if you're outside of

1279
01:00:18,560 --> 01:00:20,560
Speaker 6: a scene to be like, wow.

1280
01:00:20,880 --> 01:00:24,160
Speaker 4: Now, did you guys do zoom shows in like the

1281
01:00:24,720 --> 01:00:26,360
Speaker 4: in Quarantine.

1282
01:00:26,040 --> 01:00:29,120
Speaker 6: We did for a while, like our producer Mariann Ways,

1283
01:00:29,160 --> 01:00:31,280
Speaker 6: she was like one of the first people to like

1284
01:00:31,360 --> 01:00:36,320
Speaker 6: immediately get a Zoom show going, and it was definitely interesting.

1285
01:00:36,360 --> 01:00:37,680
Speaker 6: I don't know if you guys did a lot of

1286
01:00:37,760 --> 01:00:41,520
Speaker 6: Zoom shows, but it's I did, very much its own thing.

1287
01:00:42,120 --> 01:00:44,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, separate from comedy.

1288
01:00:45,240 --> 01:00:49,200
Speaker 1: It's separate from joy, the feeling of joy or happiness.

1289
01:00:49,520 --> 01:00:52,640
Speaker 1: It's like it's got its own little category right next

1290
01:00:52,720 --> 01:00:54,240
Speaker 1: to sucking really bad.

1291
01:00:54,920 --> 01:00:57,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, but yeah, it's different. It's different.

1292
01:00:57,840 --> 01:00:58,920
Speaker 2: But it was like some.

1293
01:00:58,800 --> 01:01:00,960
Speaker 6: People would come in and very much it was like

1294
01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:02,920
Speaker 6: they were just doing stand up, Like they would have

1295
01:01:02,960 --> 01:01:05,160
Speaker 6: a whole setups, a fake brick.

1296
01:01:05,440 --> 01:01:07,640
Speaker 2: Behind them, and then other people would be like, we're

1297
01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:10,520
Speaker 2: just going to talk to you because this is humiliating.

1298
01:01:10,200 --> 01:01:13,880
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, And honestly, I will say it put me

1299
01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:16,960
Speaker 1: in a new Habit was stand up where I'm telling

1300
01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:20,440
Speaker 1: more stories and I'm not I used to be into

1301
01:01:20,480 --> 01:01:22,560
Speaker 1: one liners and that's kind of not the way I'm

1302
01:01:22,600 --> 01:01:24,600
Speaker 1: thinking anymore. And I think it's because of the last

1303
01:01:24,640 --> 01:01:27,760
Speaker 1: couple of years. I'm just now realizing that. Yeah, which,

1304
01:01:28,040 --> 01:01:31,040
Speaker 1: you know, everything happens for a reason. It's the point God,

1305
01:01:31,160 --> 01:01:34,240
Speaker 1: the Lord, when he works he's.

1306
01:01:34,160 --> 01:01:35,360
Speaker 5: Ways or mysterious.

1307
01:01:35,840 --> 01:01:37,240
Speaker 3: Chris is doing the Bible party.

1308
01:01:38,160 --> 01:01:41,200
Speaker 1: I think it was First Corinthians. Just kidding, I don't know.

1309
01:01:42,400 --> 01:01:44,120
Speaker 3: That's only my friends.

1310
01:01:45,480 --> 01:01:53,840
Speaker 5: Hey, Jesus, I love my Lord. He was he loves me.

1311
01:01:54,160 --> 01:01:56,200
Speaker 5: He's on a cross, he loves me.

1312
01:01:58,080 --> 01:02:02,320
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, visual I yeah, it's also I've realized a

1313
01:02:02,360 --> 01:02:07,160
Speaker 1: partner my Nieces. Your mannerisms and you you remind me

1314
01:02:07,200 --> 01:02:09,000
Speaker 1: of my nieces where teenage.

1315
01:02:09,920 --> 01:02:13,200
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, there, they would like you a lot.

1316
01:02:13,240 --> 01:02:15,480
Speaker 1: I'll just say that if you ever met my nieces,

1317
01:02:15,480 --> 01:02:17,840
Speaker 1: I would just kind of watch you guys interact because

1318
01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:20,680
Speaker 1: you they remind me of you.

1319
01:02:20,800 --> 01:02:23,720
Speaker 5: It's what I'm saying, and.

1320
01:02:23,040 --> 01:02:24,160
Speaker 2: That actually makes me think.

1321
01:02:24,360 --> 01:02:26,760
Speaker 6: Have you guys ever had that where someone's like you

1322
01:02:26,880 --> 01:02:30,720
Speaker 6: remind me of another person and then you're kind of distroyed.

1323
01:02:30,720 --> 01:02:32,960
Speaker 5: Oh no, yeah, the world.

1324
01:02:33,760 --> 01:02:35,960
Speaker 2: I wasn't saying. I wasn't saying that this was an

1325
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:36,640
Speaker 2: example of that.

1326
01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:36,919
Speaker 1: Yeah.

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01:02:36,960 --> 01:02:40,920
Speaker 6: I feel like children are pure and faultless, but I

1328
01:02:40,920 --> 01:02:44,360
Speaker 6: feel like when people are like, oh, my friend is

1329
01:02:44,560 --> 01:02:47,120
Speaker 6: just like you, like you love each other, it makes

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Speaker 6: you feel like, yeah, you're a copy.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Here he is next to his eighteen wheeler. That's like,

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Speaker 1: oh great, that's.

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Speaker 3: At our live shows.

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Speaker 4: Sometimes we meet people like there'd be a greed at

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Speaker 4: the end, and every once in a while it would

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Speaker 4: make me laugh so hard, or sometimes it would just

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Speaker 4: make me stand there. But there would be someone that

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Speaker 4: would come up and go, I'm just like you, I'm

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Speaker 4: a total bitch.

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Speaker 3: Who it would just be like, awesome, great.

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Speaker 4: It's the thing where I knew what they were, I

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Speaker 4: knew what they meant, I knew what they were trying

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Speaker 4: to do, which is basically say I relate to you, yes,

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Speaker 4: and I think everything is fucking bullshit and I'm not

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Speaker 4: afraid to show it or whatever.

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Speaker 3: But it's a totally different thing with them, just like.

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Speaker 4: There she is the bitch, I relate to you, or yeah,

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Speaker 4: that word.

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Speaker 5: It's different for other people.

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Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, it's to me, it's always been a

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Speaker 1: really bad word. But what they're telling you, it's like

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Speaker 1: you don't put up with people, and you let them

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Speaker 1: know that they can't overstep. It's an empowering version of it.

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Speaker 1: But in my house, you can't say the B word.

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Speaker 1: It's up there with the C word.

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Speaker 4: It's well, you know what it is. It's just I

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Speaker 4: can myself a bitch all the way. Oh yeah, and

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Speaker 4: I certainly will act like a bitch, but you're not

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Speaker 4: allowed to say it. You're not allowed to just high

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Speaker 4: five me and say it. But it's that, it is

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Speaker 4: that kind of thing where I think it's learning that

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Speaker 4: I'm not interested in other people's impression of me. It's

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Speaker 4: just like, yeah, I don't I don't want to know.

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Speaker 4: It's hard enough without getting some honest, uh, you know,

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Speaker 4: feedback that I didn't ask for.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that's that's funny because that reminds me in therapy

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Speaker 6: where it's like sometimes I'll have like a low opinion

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Speaker 6: of myself and my therapists.

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Speaker 2: Will be like, talk to you yourself the.

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Speaker 6: Way a friend would talk to you, And I was like,

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Speaker 6: I really don't want to see myself through other people's

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Speaker 6: eyes either.

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Speaker 2: That also.

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Speaker 3: Also bad.

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Speaker 1: Before we wrap up, I want to know about this

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Speaker 1: the holiday comedy that's going to be on Comedy Central.

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Speaker 2: It's like a.

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Speaker 6: Caper movie about I guess usually a holiday movie would

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Speaker 6: be like Christmas, but it's the new.

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Speaker 1: Holiday of well, it's called Hot Mess. Holiday right around

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Speaker 1: the Corner is coming out on the eleventh, and.

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Speaker 4: It's great to see you. Yeah, and it's so nice

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Speaker 4: to talk to you. I mean to really actually get

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Speaker 4: to have a nice chat with you.

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Speaker 1: It's very fun and I want to see you do

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Speaker 1: stand up again. So arrange that.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, likewise for everybody.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, me too.

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Speaker 1: I'm looking I'll come to New York and do your show.

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Speaker 5: I've invited myself. How do you like that?

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01:05:33,480 --> 01:05:36,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, please come on through. Please.

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01:05:36,640 --> 01:05:38,480
Speaker 3: Look that's a self book right there.

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Speaker 5: See. I just learned to ask for a things.

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Speaker 3: Yep, you got to.

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Speaker 5: I'll send you a tape you.

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Speaker 2: Ain't even ask. That's even more of a power movie.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll be there. Hey, I'm going to be in

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Speaker 1: Town Billy in December. I'll just scoot on down on

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Speaker 1: a train, you know, I don't drive. Thank you for

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Speaker 1: being on You were great.

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Speaker 2: Thanks guys, thanks for having me.

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Speaker 5: Listening.

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Speaker 1: Do you need a ride dyn Air. This has been

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Speaker 1: an exactly right production.

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Speaker 3: Produced by Analise Nelson.

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Speaker 5: Engineered by Stephen Ray.

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Speaker 3: Morris, mixed by Royd Tanaka.

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Speaker 5: Theme song by Karen Kilgara, artwork by Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 1: Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook at dinar podcast.

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Speaker 5: That's d yn Ar Podcast.

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Speaker 3: For more information, go to exactlyrightmedia dot com.

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Speaker 1: Listen, subscribe, leave us a review on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher,

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Speaker 1: or wherever you get your podcasts. Thank you, Ellen, you're welcome.

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Speaker 5: See that was, and then you walk away from the