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We forget and we forgive. 0:01:32.400 --> 0:01:35.480 What I really like about the bonus episode is it 0:01:35.560 --> 0:01:39.120 sticks to making fun of me myself and I oh, yeah, 0:01:39.800 --> 0:01:41.360 you know and you guys. 0:01:41.120 --> 0:01:44.160 Yeah, I sweat. Usually during these it's a little bit 0:01:44.200 --> 0:01:45.800 more lighthearted they are. 0:01:46.040 --> 0:01:48.440 So what is the topic for today? Okay? 0:01:48.640 --> 0:01:49.800 Fun topic? You guys? 0:01:50.160 --> 0:01:53.280 We the prompts, by the way, reminder because we've had 0:01:53.280 --> 0:01:57.120 a few of you ask. They're always posted usually Sunday 0:01:57.200 --> 0:02:01.240 night or Monday morning on Give Them La La Pod Instagram. 0:02:01.400 --> 0:02:04.480 They're posted on the stories and you guys can write it. 0:02:04.880 --> 0:02:08.040 So this one was what's something that happened to you 0:02:08.120 --> 0:02:12.919 in grade school that has really impacted who you are today. 0:02:13.440 --> 0:02:15.760 We'll share our stories first and then go to yours. 0:02:16.280 --> 0:02:18.200 Okay, Easton, you want to start us off. 0:02:19.400 --> 0:02:22.760 Yeah, there's a lot. I was short, curly headed, but 0:02:22.800 --> 0:02:23.160 there was. 0:02:24.160 --> 0:02:27.639 I got my license at school through their driver's head 0:02:28.840 --> 0:02:30.720 and the seat was broken. 0:02:31.440 --> 0:02:34.840 It's five five five six, and it's not. 0:02:34.760 --> 0:02:37.280 That short as tall as I am. 0:02:37.560 --> 0:02:39.720 Yeah, but for for a little for a boy, for 0:02:39.760 --> 0:02:42.520 a boy like everybody else is, like you may have been. 0:02:44.520 --> 0:02:45.560 I may have been five to four. 0:02:45.880 --> 0:02:49.160 Yeah, I is a little guy, a little pintoban. I 0:02:49.360 --> 0:02:51.800 was a little It's so cute. 0:02:51.840 --> 0:02:54.079 That's why nobody ever let me flick their pinto bean. 0:02:55.080 --> 0:02:59.760 But moving off filthy. 0:02:59.360 --> 0:03:03.720 I took my my test in a Geo, a Chevy Geo. 0:03:04.120 --> 0:03:07.000 If you take it through Skyline High School? Yeah, okay, 0:03:07.120 --> 0:03:07.720 to pay. 0:03:09.400 --> 0:03:13.680 The he was. He was also the driver teacher. 0:03:13.880 --> 0:03:16.040 I love small towns for ship like that. 0:03:16.160 --> 0:03:17.040 Small town. 0:03:18.520 --> 0:03:21.359 Salt Lake City, Utah. Five aay's school bitch, but I 0:03:21.440 --> 0:03:26.919 recognized to pay is to Roger. I grew up in 0:03:27.000 --> 0:03:30.000 Salt Lake City to pay time? 0:03:30.960 --> 0:03:31.720 Where am I right? 0:03:31.800 --> 0:03:34.800 But you are from You're not going to talk to 0:03:34.880 --> 0:03:39.000 us about small towns. I love Fingers, but you are 0:03:39.000 --> 0:03:43.240 from finger Lakes, small town. You wouldn't know a small town, 0:03:43.240 --> 0:03:43.720 wouldn't you? 0:03:44.000 --> 0:03:45.600 I know, if it was a small town, I wouldn't 0:03:45.600 --> 0:03:47.400 got made fun of as much, probably, but it was 0:03:47.440 --> 0:03:50.560 big town, big kids. Little guy can ship talked, right, 0:03:51.400 --> 0:03:54.200 But I had to take my drivers from Roger to 0:03:54.280 --> 0:03:56.760 pay and I had to sit on my book bag. 0:03:59.160 --> 0:03:59.920 I couldn't reach them. 0:04:00.040 --> 0:04:05.760 That oldering, Well it really shaped who I was. And 0:04:05.800 --> 0:04:07.960 when you get out of the car, you know they 0:04:07.960 --> 0:04:10.440 were all watching and I had to get the book bag. 0:04:10.520 --> 0:04:11.000 How was. 0:04:12.600 --> 0:04:14.040 You're so sweet? 0:04:14.080 --> 0:04:18.640 How old were brown? Yeah, it's fifteen sixteen, depending on. 0:04:19.160 --> 0:04:20.760 You were that small that smaller? 0:04:21.320 --> 0:04:22.120 I got my eyes. 0:04:22.200 --> 0:04:26.640 I wish you could see Easton. There's a picture of 0:04:26.640 --> 0:04:29.840 me and Easton. We're only two and a half years apart. Okay, 0:04:30.640 --> 0:04:34.919 there's a picture of me and Easton in Hawaii, and 0:04:35.080 --> 0:04:36.120 I think I was eighteen. 0:04:36.240 --> 0:04:37.719 You were sixteen. 0:04:38.080 --> 0:04:41.400 You were the tiniest little. 0:04:41.120 --> 0:04:42.760 You could have I was. You could have guessed I 0:04:42.800 --> 0:04:44.760 was eleven one percent. 0:04:45.160 --> 0:04:46.760 Like the way that we looked at was like you 0:04:46.839 --> 0:04:48.720 guys waited a long time to have kids. It's like, no, 0:04:48.760 --> 0:04:50.240 they're two and a half years apart, But do you 0:04:50.279 --> 0:04:52.960 remember we're standing next to that big. 0:04:53.800 --> 0:04:58.640 Like give me that. 0:04:58.839 --> 0:05:01.680 Yeah, we couldn't find it, to find it, but yeah, 0:05:01.680 --> 0:05:03.560 I know, I know, but it just goes to show 0:05:03.640 --> 0:05:06.440 like how small and immature he. 0:05:06.480 --> 0:05:08.880 Was was I lied on my ID. I know that 0:05:08.920 --> 0:05:14.839 for my driver, I was one hundred and thirty pounds. Well, 0:05:14.880 --> 0:05:16.920 I said, I was probably like one hundred and ten, 0:05:17.080 --> 0:05:20.440 not even maybe I put five to five and I 0:05:20.440 --> 0:05:23.559 was probably five three and a half five four, still 0:05:23.560 --> 0:05:24.960 talking to perty at eighteen. 0:05:25.279 --> 0:05:26.280 Okay, so you were late. 0:05:26.320 --> 0:05:28.279 See, But that's the thing. I look, I'm thirty one, 0:05:28.360 --> 0:05:29.280 do I look at No? 0:05:29.279 --> 0:05:32.320 No, no, you sure don't. You sure doesn't. 0:05:32.680 --> 0:05:34.480 So that shaped who you are today. That's what you're 0:05:34.520 --> 0:05:35.000 so funny. 0:05:35.040 --> 0:05:37.279 Yeah, but he was so cute you had to hold on. 0:05:37.400 --> 0:05:38.920 That's the other thing. I really do think. 0:05:38.960 --> 0:05:42.320 I had to make jokes about my height, my little 0:05:42.360 --> 0:05:43.360 things like that always. 0:05:43.360 --> 0:05:45.279 And I show you a picture of Easton as like 0:05:45.360 --> 0:05:46.679 a tiny little toddler. 0:05:46.760 --> 0:05:49.360 We'll post this to you guys. 0:05:49.400 --> 0:05:51.839 Are you fucking kidding me? 0:05:52.200 --> 0:05:52.960 That was tenth grade? 0:05:53.000 --> 0:05:57.920 Do you die or do you die? 0:05:58.400 --> 0:05:59.599 Drivers? 0:06:01.600 --> 0:06:02.480 He's so cute. 0:06:02.839 --> 0:06:05.560 So like, Easton was always just the cutest. And I 0:06:05.600 --> 0:06:09.240 remember like Sunday night football and my dad would move 0:06:09.240 --> 0:06:13.599 the furniture so Easton could duct tape the football field 0:06:13.920 --> 0:06:16.320 and he would watch the play so tiny, no you 0:06:16.360 --> 0:06:21.320 were talking, but with his curly hair, and he would 0:06:21.360 --> 0:06:24.160 watch the play and then he'd redo it, he'd reenact 0:06:24.200 --> 0:06:27.280 the play. He loved the green Bay Packer, the green 0:06:27.320 --> 0:06:31.080 Bay Packer. And then you go like this, can I 0:06:31.160 --> 0:06:31.920 see my back pad? 0:06:32.040 --> 0:06:33.080 Dad? Dad? 0:06:33.120 --> 0:06:35.400 Can you see my backpad? And then he would go 0:06:35.400 --> 0:06:38.880 outside and like slam himself into the grass because he 0:06:39.000 --> 0:06:41.160 liked to be scuffed up. 0:06:41.440 --> 0:06:44.200 Okay, this makes me want can. 0:06:44.040 --> 0:06:46.640 I tell you? The only reason that I sit there 0:06:46.640 --> 0:06:49.240 and I'm like, oh, a boy would be so much 0:06:49.240 --> 0:06:52.000 fun is I think about t T in the backyard 0:06:52.040 --> 0:06:54.640 and him coming in and he wanted all the he 0:06:54.680 --> 0:06:57.440 had to have the new cool face mask that like 0:06:57.920 --> 0:07:01.680 so and so running back from the tight Tennessee Titans had. 0:07:02.480 --> 0:07:03.040 I was good. 0:07:03.240 --> 0:07:06.560 I was I was not really good. And then everybody 0:07:06.680 --> 0:07:08.520 hit puberty and that's and I didn't know. 0:07:08.480 --> 0:07:09.120 What I remember. 0:07:09.200 --> 0:07:09.880 Dream was lost. 0:07:10.680 --> 0:07:13.560 But I remember during Little League, people across, like from 0:07:13.600 --> 0:07:16.880 other teams would be like that number eleven. He's fucking 0:07:17.000 --> 0:07:21.200 quick on his feet and tiny, so tiny but quick, 0:07:22.080 --> 0:07:23.480 little tiny, skinny legs. 0:07:24.880 --> 0:07:25.880 It was so cute. 0:07:26.200 --> 0:07:26.560 Teaching. 0:07:26.840 --> 0:07:27.440 I was nice. 0:07:27.480 --> 0:07:30.200 I was nice, played cornerback, and then you know, ninth grade, 0:07:30.240 --> 0:07:33.360 everybody stepped going and I didn't grow so cornerbacks. 0:07:34.520 --> 0:07:40.600 You know, look at you now on the given this dreams. 0:07:42.240 --> 0:07:45.200 I'm just glad I didn't, you know, peak then, right, right, 0:07:45.440 --> 0:07:46.440 A lot of a lot. 0:07:46.320 --> 0:07:48.480 Of peaks, buddy, A lot of people. 0:07:48.200 --> 0:07:49.920 Peaked, and I'm very blessed I didn't. 0:07:49.960 --> 0:07:52.760 I rather talk ship on myself and who I was 0:07:52.840 --> 0:07:56.640 than going I was fucking in the locker rooms and 0:07:56.680 --> 0:07:59.440 then being well, that's what's. 0:07:59.200 --> 0:08:01.720 So important for people with understand is like junior high 0:08:01.720 --> 0:08:04.680 in high school and like the popular kids, don't worry 0:08:04.680 --> 0:08:07.200 about it because they're gonna suck later three or four 0:08:07.280 --> 0:08:09.680 years of your life. And I've seen the people who 0:08:09.720 --> 0:08:11.200 were popular in my high school. 0:08:11.360 --> 0:08:13.160 You don't want to be a high school peaker, even 0:08:13.200 --> 0:08:15.680 if you were popular then and you're popular now, hopefully 0:08:15.680 --> 0:08:16.640 you're more popular now. 0:08:16.640 --> 0:08:17.840 You don't want to be a high school peaker. 0:08:17.920 --> 0:08:20.600 Sorry, guys, true, you certainly do not. You should just 0:08:20.680 --> 0:08:23.880 be kind throughout throughout school because you could be peaking, 0:08:24.000 --> 0:08:27.680 or you could be thriving then and now and all 0:08:27.760 --> 0:08:29.800 the things, but just you know, like be nice to 0:08:29.800 --> 0:08:34.560 the little pintobein nice on you Jessica, I want you 0:08:34.600 --> 0:08:37.240 to go. Okay, Actually, yours is probably really good. To 0:08:37.320 --> 0:08:39.000 let me go, oh go, because I don't want to 0:08:39.040 --> 0:08:41.839 let people down. There's really good too. Yours is really 0:08:41.880 --> 0:08:47.960 good too. But I think that my like grade school, 0:08:48.040 --> 0:08:56.480 where things kind of shifted was when that boy who 0:08:56.559 --> 0:08:59.680 I was sitting next to and I had farted, and 0:08:59.720 --> 0:09:03.040 then I blamed it on him, Matt. I'm not going 0:09:03.120 --> 0:09:05.880 to use his name, but we were sitting there during 0:09:06.160 --> 0:09:10.120 story time and you know how you you sit cross legged? 0:09:10.200 --> 0:09:12.560 You it's always during story time, hold. 0:09:12.360 --> 0:09:14.040 Your legs like this as a kid. Do you know 0:09:14.080 --> 0:09:17.440 what I'm talking about. Yeah, And we had just had 0:09:17.559 --> 0:09:21.800 snack and milk and it slipped and then everyone looked 0:09:21.840 --> 0:09:25.719 at me and I went like this, I pointed to him, 0:09:25.760 --> 0:09:27.720 so everyone made fun of him, and after that he 0:09:27.760 --> 0:09:28.959 told everyone that I was a man. 0:09:29.880 --> 0:09:32.319 Good for him. Don't let this bitch fuck you up. 0:09:33.080 --> 0:09:35.000 He farted. Hell no, she got a dick. 0:09:41.480 --> 0:09:48.200 And I remember that fucker who was blonde named John. 0:09:50.679 --> 0:09:53.040 These guys a dick, but don't help the guy that 0:09:53.080 --> 0:09:57.280 you blamed. Yes, I said it. 0:09:57.880 --> 0:09:58.800 I said it. 0:10:00.120 --> 0:10:03.280 They called the russ In house and Candace was talking 0:10:03.320 --> 0:10:06.520 to John and I get on the phone and he goes, oh, 0:10:06.679 --> 0:10:09.880 you do sound like a man. You're a man, And 0:10:10.040 --> 0:10:12.240 I was so embarrassed. 0:10:12.280 --> 0:10:14.800 Well, think of what you did to him in that classroom, I. 0:10:14.920 --> 0:10:16.240 Said, hearted. 0:10:17.960 --> 0:10:18.360 Gender. 0:10:20.360 --> 0:10:21.640 I was like, what the fuck? 0:10:21.920 --> 0:10:25.760 And I was already so insecure about my voice and 0:10:25.840 --> 0:10:29.560 how big my hands are. And then he made up 0:10:29.559 --> 0:10:32.240 that rumor and it was very, very upsetting. 0:10:34.360 --> 0:10:38.560 Job, Jeff, I'm sorry she blamed farting on you during 0:10:38.559 --> 0:10:39.760 reading time, but how. 0:10:42.080 --> 0:10:45.319 Yes, and then he threatened me. He threatened my life. 0:10:45.400 --> 0:10:46.320 I'm calling the police. 0:10:46.360 --> 0:10:49.199 We had to go into the principal's office. I wrote 0:10:49.200 --> 0:10:50.120 about it in my book. 0:10:51.040 --> 0:10:52.000 You did, I don't know? 0:10:52.080 --> 0:10:55.360 I certainly did. 0:10:54.480 --> 0:10:54.880 We did. 0:10:55.440 --> 0:10:58.280 We had beef from then on. It went into junior 0:10:58.360 --> 0:10:58.880 high school. 0:10:58.880 --> 0:11:00.760 Where's Jeff? Now peak? 0:11:00.880 --> 0:11:02.560 Jem peaked? 0:11:03.400 --> 0:11:03.840 Who knows? 0:11:04.640 --> 0:11:04.840 Third? 0:11:05.440 --> 0:11:06.040 Who knows? 0:11:06.160 --> 0:11:09.679 Who knows? That is horrific. I'm so sorry Jeff did that. 0:11:09.840 --> 0:11:10.760 That's why you know what? 0:11:11.000 --> 0:11:13.480 Here's the thing, how crazy. I'm sorry Jeff did that 0:11:13.520 --> 0:11:16.920 to you. But what you did to Jeff. 0:11:19.040 --> 0:11:21.240 Farted? Deal, We all fart. 0:11:21.960 --> 0:11:30.200 Why didn't you just why didn't you say we can't win. 0:11:30.080 --> 0:11:34.440 Out in the streets for the team. Whoever smelt it telted. 0:11:36.280 --> 0:11:39.079 She says, take one for the take one for the team. 0:11:38.960 --> 0:11:43.000 Jeff, take one? Did you take one for the team? 0:11:43.360 --> 0:11:44.320 I was embarrassed. 0:11:45.120 --> 0:11:47.800 It was time to take one for the team. It 0:11:47.840 --> 0:11:48.680 was Jeff's time. 0:11:49.040 --> 0:11:52.320 Yeah, Jeff, Oh, Jeff, I feel for you. 0:11:52.440 --> 0:11:54.760 I bet Jeff still remembers that. By the way, I. 0:11:54.679 --> 0:11:56.600 Hope he's still going around saying she has a dick. 0:11:57.960 --> 0:12:01.960 I have the biggest dig out. Don't don't even fucking 0:12:02.000 --> 0:12:02.920 hustle the hustler. 0:12:02.960 --> 0:12:06.560 All right, we call her tripod trypod. 0:12:06.880 --> 0:12:08.640 Oh, that's my favorite thing to say to the boys 0:12:08.640 --> 0:12:10.000 on vander Pubm. I'm like, if you want to have 0:12:10.000 --> 0:12:12.000 a dick measuring contest, I will always win. So just 0:12:12.120 --> 0:12:15.640 fucking fall back, true, true, tweet A little dick is 0:12:15.679 --> 0:12:20.080 what James Kennedy calls them. All right, Jessica, I. 0:12:20.040 --> 0:12:22.760 Go okay, I'll make these quick. 0:12:22.800 --> 0:12:25.080 I have two defining moments in grade school, and number 0:12:25.120 --> 0:12:27.959 one I was in fifth grade. I'm from a small town. 0:12:28.080 --> 0:12:30.560 Fifth and sixth grade we're combined. There was only four 0:12:30.600 --> 0:12:33.360 girls in fifth grade. The cool girls were in sixth grade. 0:12:33.360 --> 0:12:35.880 We shared a classroom. I didn't get along with the 0:12:35.960 --> 0:12:38.480 girls in my grade, so I wanted to be friends 0:12:38.520 --> 0:12:41.280 with the cool girls. I wasn't cool. I was a 0:12:41.280 --> 0:12:45.240 little chubby little girl. So I was planning and plotting. 0:12:45.240 --> 0:12:48.520 The girls would always walk together. We're walking to pe class, 0:12:48.760 --> 0:12:52.280 which was across the street, and I was like, Okay, 0:12:52.280 --> 0:12:55.320 they're talking and they're cool. Let's just see if I 0:12:55.360 --> 0:12:57.160 can like get up next to them and say something. 0:12:57.200 --> 0:12:58.719 So I walk up next to them and I hear 0:12:58.760 --> 0:13:01.840 them talking, and I say something funny based off what 0:13:01.880 --> 0:13:05.680 they said, and they all start laughing. And the one girl, 0:13:05.679 --> 0:13:08.440 her name's Kate, we became best friends, looked at me 0:13:09.120 --> 0:13:11.199 and she goes, she was the coolest, and she goes, 0:13:11.600 --> 0:13:13.960 you're funny. Do you want to hang out with us? 0:13:14.160 --> 0:13:17.560 And I was like, I didn't like I made it 0:13:17.600 --> 0:13:19.240 into the cool group. And I think from then on, 0:13:19.360 --> 0:13:21.720 I was like, Okay, you're if you can be. Maybe 0:13:21.720 --> 0:13:25.360 you're not cool or pretty, but if you're funny, they'll 0:13:25.400 --> 0:13:25.840 hang out. 0:13:25.880 --> 0:13:26.920 Like they'll hang out with you. 0:13:27.040 --> 0:13:28.000 Yea yeah. Yeah. 0:13:28.040 --> 0:13:31.160 So that was in fifth grade and then when I 0:13:31.160 --> 0:13:34.160 got a little older seventh grade, I have a very 0:13:34.240 --> 0:13:36.440 large forehead and I say that and people go, no, 0:13:36.559 --> 0:13:36.880 you don't. 0:13:36.960 --> 0:13:38.640 If I pulled my banks back you'd be like, oh 0:13:38.800 --> 0:13:42.800 you do so didn't have banks. Got made fun of 0:13:42.840 --> 0:13:44.720 it for a while. And I was in Spanish class 0:13:44.960 --> 0:13:46.120 and Mike s. 0:13:48.000 --> 0:13:48.840 I was just giving them. 0:13:50.520 --> 0:13:51.680 I will love you, Mike. 0:13:51.840 --> 0:13:55.040 I don't know now. I mean he was in my class. 0:13:55.760 --> 0:13:58.760 He said I was new. I was new to the school. 0:13:58.760 --> 0:14:01.199 It was like my third day and everyone was like, damn, 0:14:01.240 --> 0:14:02.679 that new girl has a big forehead. 0:14:03.120 --> 0:14:04.160 And he said. 0:14:04.520 --> 0:14:06.920 We were in Spanish class and the lights the electricity 0:14:06.960 --> 0:14:10.000 went out in school and he uh. 0:14:10.080 --> 0:14:13.520 The Spanish teacher was like, everyone, don't go anywhere. It's dark. 0:14:13.559 --> 0:14:14.600 The electricity's out. 0:14:14.600 --> 0:14:16.560 And he goes, why don't we put a light bulb 0:14:16.600 --> 0:14:17.559 on Jessica's forehead. 0:14:17.559 --> 0:14:21.520 It'll light up the whole school. And I was like, oh, 0:14:21.640 --> 0:14:26.600 that's so funny. And inside I was like you and 0:14:26.640 --> 0:14:29.000 everyone was laughing. They're like, that's so true. 0:14:29.480 --> 0:14:32.560 And I think it's just made me stronger and it 0:14:32.560 --> 0:14:34.960 embraced it. Oh and then I self deprecate my forehead 0:14:35.000 --> 0:14:37.080 now to this day and I really don't mind it. 0:14:37.200 --> 0:14:40.040 So I don't know, you know what though, like at 0:14:40.080 --> 0:14:42.720 some point in time we should go get the hairline surgery. 0:14:43.200 --> 0:14:46.840 I would love the hairlines my well Adam he got. 0:14:46.800 --> 0:14:51.120 I've never noticed your forehead. That's everything I've been. You've 0:14:51.160 --> 0:14:52.120 got a giant forehead. 0:14:52.120 --> 0:14:54.240 I'm say, with your hair back, I've seen your hair wet. 0:14:54.640 --> 0:14:56.880 I've never been like, that's pretty forehead. 0:14:57.320 --> 0:14:59.320 I've noticed it more in jiu jitsu videos because I 0:14:59.360 --> 0:15:01.160 get sweat and and then the hair gets pushed back 0:15:01.160 --> 0:15:03.320 and I go, oh, there it is. It didn't go away. 0:15:03.520 --> 0:15:06.080 It's still there. Yeah, but it just means I got 0:15:06.080 --> 0:15:06.600 a big brain. 0:15:07.040 --> 0:15:10.920 That's exactly right, Jessica, You're very intelligent. Thank you so much. 0:15:11.640 --> 0:15:12.000 Thank you. 0:15:12.080 --> 0:15:13.840 And then I got caught from the basketball team in 0:15:13.840 --> 0:15:15.280 seventh grade, so that was true. 0:15:15.400 --> 0:15:17.720 You had a lot of traumatizing. 0:15:17.240 --> 0:15:20.320 And I and then I went in the bathroom and 0:15:20.440 --> 0:15:23.480 cried my eyes out. I was one of two that 0:15:23.560 --> 0:15:26.040 got cut. And all my friends made it and we 0:15:26.200 --> 0:15:27.280 ran up to the list. 0:15:27.520 --> 0:15:28.480 Probably your forehead. 0:15:28.680 --> 0:15:30.280 It's my fucking forehead. 0:15:31.360 --> 0:15:32.360 Like she's good, but that. 0:15:32.360 --> 0:15:36.040 Forehead, like, hey, this is going to be a distraction 0:15:36.200 --> 0:15:36.840 for the other team. 0:15:37.440 --> 0:15:39.560 She's only gonna make it if she wears the bang's back. 0:15:41.040 --> 0:15:42.360 People are gonna think it's the best. 0:15:42.360 --> 0:15:43.760 And then we have to shine the light on it 0:15:43.760 --> 0:15:47.320 and she'll go like this, She'll shine it in their eyes. 0:15:48.880 --> 0:15:50.600 It's like they're playing basketball in the sun. 0:15:55.520 --> 0:15:58.000 That is so funny. I love this podcast. 0:15:58.200 --> 0:15:59.320 I loved Jessica. 0:16:00.320 --> 0:16:02.520 We love your forehead. It's so gorgeous. 0:16:02.560 --> 0:16:03.200 Thank you God. 0:16:03.960 --> 0:16:05.800 You know that was a purge for me because even 0:16:05.800 --> 0:16:07.680 in my book, I didn't tell about the part that 0:16:07.760 --> 0:16:09.560 he started the rumor that I was a man. 0:16:09.920 --> 0:16:12.400 We're so sorry about that. We're gonna go. 0:16:12.920 --> 0:16:15.680 Let's get him, fine, find him. 0:16:15.880 --> 0:16:19.240 He's I'm sure doing cool shit. I'm doing cool shit 0:16:19.400 --> 0:16:22.000 like all is well. You know, like I shouldn't have 0:16:22.000 --> 0:16:23.880 said it was you that farted, Jeff. I should have 0:16:23.920 --> 0:16:28.440 taken accountability. I wouldn't have been depending on who you ask, Apparently, 0:16:28.480 --> 0:16:29.520 I still try to struggle. 0:16:31.120 --> 0:16:33.280 I would said you wouldn't have had all that beef 0:16:33.320 --> 0:16:35.640 through elementary, junior high if you. 0:16:35.640 --> 0:16:37.880 Just yeah, I don't accountability. 0:16:38.080 --> 0:16:41.280 There were moments that he and I would engage at school, 0:16:41.560 --> 0:16:44.360 and I would come home when no one was home 0:16:44.840 --> 0:16:48.520 and listen to Fighter by Christina Aguilera. 0:16:49.520 --> 0:16:52.080 Just to get back at farty Jeff, No, just. 0:16:52.040 --> 0:16:57.600 To feel empowered. I'm telling you, we were beefing. There 0:16:57.600 --> 0:17:00.040 were times that I used fifty cent quotes on him like, 0:17:00.600 --> 0:17:05.640 that's that's how I remember the timeline of beef because 0:17:05.640 --> 0:17:07.920 I'm like, Okay, when did that song by fifty cent 0:17:08.040 --> 0:17:10.280 come out at this point in time? Because I I 0:17:11.119 --> 0:17:13.680 am t him those lyrics? Okay, when did I sing 0:17:13.720 --> 0:17:15.800 at the top of my lungs in the foyer? 0:17:17.000 --> 0:17:17.400 Fighter? 0:17:17.520 --> 0:17:19.879 But okay, that yeah, that's when it came out, so 0:17:19.920 --> 0:17:21.040 that had to have been this time. 0:17:22.160 --> 0:17:24.159 It's fine, you know what. I hope he's still not 0:17:24.200 --> 0:17:24.520 a dick. 0:17:24.560 --> 0:17:26.320 And if he is still a dick, he's just probably 0:17:26.320 --> 0:17:29.200 out there not doing cool shit like you just farting. 0:17:29.280 --> 0:17:31.119 No, you know what, he's probably living a good life, 0:17:31.160 --> 0:17:32.959 married with kids. 0:17:32.960 --> 0:17:33.639 Lives in Utah. 0:17:33.720 --> 0:17:36.840 So yes, he was more granola. He was not a Mormon. 0:17:37.240 --> 0:17:38.480 He was more No. 0:17:38.720 --> 0:17:41.640 Anyway, let's move on, go for it. What did our 0:17:41.640 --> 0:17:42.560 friends say? 0:17:42.560 --> 0:17:45.040 We got a lot of good things because we got 0:17:45.080 --> 0:17:47.119 like big things and small things that happened to you 0:17:47.119 --> 0:17:48.720 guys in grade school that stuck with you for the 0:17:48.800 --> 0:17:49.600 rest of your lives. 0:17:49.880 --> 0:17:51.880 So this one, oh my god relatable. 0:17:51.960 --> 0:17:54.480 Being the only one in class not invited to a 0:17:54.480 --> 0:17:57.560 birthday party hits the same as an adult being left out. 0:17:58.280 --> 0:18:03.679 I hated when kids weren't invited as a kid, I 0:18:04.280 --> 0:18:05.840 it gave me anxiety and I hate it now. 0:18:05.840 --> 0:18:07.520 I don't think it happens as much now, do you 0:18:07.520 --> 0:18:08.480 guys remember. 0:18:08.160 --> 0:18:10.600 That not being invited to birthday parties. 0:18:10.320 --> 0:18:11.840 Or seeing the kids that weren't invited. 0:18:11.920 --> 0:18:14.480 Actually, now that you bring it up, I remember getting 0:18:14.760 --> 0:18:17.920 going to a birthday party with Candace and our moms 0:18:17.960 --> 0:18:21.560