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Speaker 3: We have one of the most of his people were
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Speaker 3: not only tore it down, he broke the other comedians
Speaker 3: at the end to rank on each other until he
Speaker 3: got in on the Soldier Boy and the Chris Brown
Speaker 3: Almost I almost threw up the way he rented on it.
Speaker 1: He has done countless movies.
Speaker 3: One of my favorite is seven. He has started out
Speaker 3: with one of the hardest roles ever by replacing Chris
Speaker 3: Tucker aka Smoky And I remember people in the movie
Speaker 3: theater just looking and saying, can this guy hold it down?
Speaker 3: And people left that movie didder and they were satisfied.
Speaker 3: And he kept going to the top flight security of
Speaker 3: the world.
Speaker 1: He continues to do it. He continues to stay funny.
Speaker 1: He's my friend. Right now. I want to introduce the legendary.
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Speaker 1: I've just seening that nigga at the club last night.
Speaker 3: Now, one thing I noticed about comedy shows it is
Speaker 3: nothing like hip hop.
Speaker 1: Meaning people will come, you know, people come to hip.
Speaker 3: Hop, you know, dressed as whatever. People come to hip
Speaker 3: hop with the intent of doing something stupid. Last night,
Speaker 3: I walked in and I was so safe.
Speaker 1: It was so clean. At first, I said, damn, this
Speaker 1: said nothing like hip hop.
Speaker 3: Then you said, let's go smoke, nigga, And I said,
Speaker 3: but it's cribed the comedy scene because it's a very
Speaker 3: safe environment.
Speaker 1: People come there to laugh.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, that's that's the thing, you know, comedy
Speaker 2: and hip hop. I mean, I think comedy is a
Speaker 2: cousin of hip hop, I believe, but it's kind of
Speaker 2: the square cousin of hip hop. You know how you
Speaker 2: got a cousin in the family that really don't get
Speaker 2: into two much.
Speaker 1: But he is in the family.
Speaker 2: But you know what I mean, because you got comments
Speaker 2: like Cat Williams and myself and many others we didn't
Speaker 2: have some brushes with the law, you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 2: but having problems later.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he's Mexic comedy he is, he is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Cat Williams is definitely.
Speaker 2: But I got love for Cat, you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 2: and a lot of other comics out here.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 2: But but like you said, the comedy game is a
Speaker 2: real smooth game.
Speaker 1: Everybody come in.
Speaker 2: There to laugh, you know what I'm saying, like hip
Speaker 2: hop or everybody going in there trying to.
Speaker 3: Show exactly like like you know, when I go out
Speaker 3: with my wife, I'm very protective, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: But last night is that cole mister Lee? Yeah I can't.
Speaker 1: I mean, you don't know how to part give me
Speaker 1: that come on, mister, yeah, yeah it can change. That's
Speaker 1: what's up. Maybe Mike, let's make some champion.
Speaker 3: So yo, man, you really came up there and you
Speaker 3: tore that ship.
Speaker 4: That man.
Speaker 1: Still love doing what you're doing. I do you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I've been doing stand up comedy for twenty some years now,
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying, And uh, I really love it.
Speaker 2: And comedy to me is like my real bitch.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: You know how you got people to say they got
Speaker 2: a bottom bitch.
Speaker 1: Comedy is my bottom bitch. I gotta do you you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. Have you do it? Seeing it
Speaker 1: in front? Damn? You know what I'm saying in France
Speaker 1: in your mind knowing this is a that's what they
Speaker 1: don't That's how the police shoot love now.
Speaker 2: But comedy is comedy is like, uh, you know, stand
Speaker 2: up comedy is one of the things man, you can't
Speaker 2: funk around yours. Man, It's just you can't funk around
Speaker 2: and leave comedy for even a second, or the bitch
Speaker 2: would be gone, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: That's one of them things.
Speaker 2: If I stopped doing comedy for a month and I
Speaker 2: come back and do comedy, man my time and.
Speaker 1: Be off like a mother. So so is it important?
Speaker 1: Because at the.
Speaker 3: End of the day, Mike, you're so huge, you can
Speaker 3: just live off for movies. The residuals over movies. Why
Speaker 3: is it important for you to still stay in front
Speaker 3: of and you sold an audience. That audience was huge.
Speaker 3: This was life.
Speaker 1: So was.
Speaker 2: See. You know that's the thing it's like, even for
Speaker 2: hip hop. No matter what, you guys go out there
Speaker 2: and do business adventures, money ventures, you still like to
Speaker 2: rock the stage because.
Speaker 1: It gives you your age. You get to still stand
Speaker 1: in front of people, in front of the place, a
Speaker 1: real live motherfuckers man.
Speaker 2: So when you get when you get an opportunity in
Speaker 2: the industr, treat to do whatever you're doing.
Speaker 1: You're bringing the edge to it. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: You can't leave the people.
Speaker 3: Now where's Mike Apps originally FUNDI?
Speaker 1: Now you fuck with the Colts and ship.
Speaker 2: Like that, the Pacers and a few niggas out there
Speaker 2: and then okay, so now.
Speaker 1: Take us through that. So T. K.
Speaker 3: Kirkland came on here. He said that he told you
Speaker 3: to convince you to move to New York. Right, Is
Speaker 3: that where your comedy started or no?
Speaker 2: Well I started doing comedy originally in Chicago.
Speaker 1: You was getting shot, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I originally started in Chicago and I went to Atlanta
Speaker 2: started performing for about a year. Then I moved to
Speaker 2: New York and I lived in New York for ten years.
Speaker 1: Man, I lived and you.
Speaker 2: Know when you ain't got no money and you moved
Speaker 2: to New York, moved to New York. Yeahs, you move
Speaker 2: to real New York and you live in every borough.
Speaker 2: I was jumping from every borough, you know. The first
Speaker 2: city I moved to, I stayed in Manhattan, you know,
Speaker 2: for a minute. I stayed uptown, and then I moved
Speaker 2: to Long Island City, Queens, Yeah, Queens. And then I
Speaker 2: went from Long Island City the flat Bush. I lived
Speaker 2: on Sterling Bus.
Speaker 1: New York. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So you know, New York is definitely I have to
Speaker 2: show all the love the gratitude to New York because.
Speaker 1: It's like a boot camp for any entertainer, you know it.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 2: And I tell people all the time, Man, if you
Speaker 2: want to go to Hollywood, go to New York first,
Speaker 2: because it's gonna give you that.
Speaker 1: This movie happens.
Speaker 3: It's a movie, It's a Colt movie in our culture
Speaker 3: title Friday.
Speaker 1: You hear that? Did you hear that it was a role?
Speaker 3: How did you because I heard ice Cube discovered you
Speaker 3: at a club, But how did you get how did
Speaker 3: you even know that?
Speaker 1: That role was up.
Speaker 2: I had a guy one of my producing partners named
Speaker 2: Niles Curser. He's yeah, he's a black Jew. Now's cursing Cursler? Yeah,
Speaker 2: google him, Google him, you know what I'm saying, and
Speaker 2: all kinds of Jews gonna pop up.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: He had a friend that he was a roommate with
Speaker 2: a guy in college who really runs ice.
Speaker 1: Cube's Cube Vision. His name is Matt Alva Redz. They said, Man,
Speaker 1: we got.
Speaker 2: A comic man that's really really good, you know. Uh,
Speaker 2: let's do an audition with him.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: And they had a line of auditions up at the
Speaker 2: Comedy Store and I did the audition ice.
Speaker 1: In Hollywood, right Hollywood. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Ice Cube walked up to me, Man said, Man, can
Speaker 2: you act? I said yeah, I didn't know if I could.
Speaker 2: I said, oh, yeah, I can act. And we went
Speaker 2: through the whole auditioning process man, And it lasted for
Speaker 2: about a month. He was trying to find that next
Speaker 2: Smokey and Man, I was auditioning with about one hundred
Speaker 2: and fifty comedians out there.
Speaker 3: And did you think he was still trying to get
Speaker 3: on Chris Tucker as well?
Speaker 1: Was that a scare for you or that was just
Speaker 1: like no.
Speaker 2: I mean, I didn't have ship, so I didn't care
Speaker 2: what was going on, you know what I mean, I
Speaker 2: didn't you know.
Speaker 1: I was like, ship, it's all for nothing right here.
Speaker 1: You say when he first approached you, it was for
Speaker 1: the day they roll. It wasn't like it was just replacement.
Speaker 1: Already turned the role. You know what I'm saying. I
Speaker 1: was Cube was like, man, fuck Christ you know, I
Speaker 1: know you was like look glad. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So so I auditioned for it, man, and I got
Speaker 2: the role man, and I never forget, I swear I'll
Speaker 2: never forget the day that I got the row. And
Speaker 2: I walked on the set, Man, I was all happy
Speaker 2: and nice and ship, and with nobody saying ship.
Speaker 1: They was all quiet, and I did my first role,
Speaker 1: I mean your scene.
Speaker 2: And when the first scene was over and they said cut,
Speaker 2: I didn't hear no laughs.
Speaker 1: And John Witherspoons was sitting over in the corner looking
Speaker 1: at the guy they wanted to say bang bang back.
Speaker 1: Man was saying there looking at me like this.
Speaker 2: I said, oh, Ship, I want to talk you many
Speaker 2: ain't laughing, he said, it ain't time to be funny yet.
Speaker 1: Man. By the time it was time to be funny.
Speaker 1: I came out there and said, man.
Speaker 2: This bitch that sprayed my car, You sprayed pimp, you
Speaker 2: sprayed the play ground.
Speaker 1: I was on the pop and I was funny in
Speaker 1: the movie. It was and they were ten, but you
Speaker 1: kept clean, kept the.
Speaker 3: Mother besides when you got so I just want you
Speaker 3: to know that for the hood. But that was a
Speaker 3: cult movie, so people really didn't want to accept nobody
Speaker 3: else for that role.
Speaker 1: They especially for that time Chris Tucker told that ship.
Speaker 2: I mean, if people still think to this day, the
Speaker 2: first one was better than the second one and the
Speaker 2: third one, But you know what, it was a cult movie.
Speaker 3: I believe the first one apartment for cutting you off.
Speaker 3: I believe the first one led to the second one.
Speaker 1: I believe it did. Yeah, I believe it's a foundation
Speaker 1: to it. But continue what you're saying.
Speaker 2: No, that's real, that's real. The first one was the
Speaker 2: foundation to it. But the second one and the third one,
Speaker 2: I mean, like I said, there's kids that didn't really
Speaker 2: see the first one, like that didn't understand it. That
Speaker 2: really like the first one in the second at them,
Speaker 2: the second.
Speaker 1: And the third better. So it's different people for different movies.
Speaker 3: Now that now, Now, I just was watching what the
Speaker 3: fuck movie? Was just watching?
Speaker 1: And I never watched the end handcockcock.
Speaker 2: Even at the end of Hancock they put me at
Speaker 2: the end of Like I watched Hancock seventeen times, I
Speaker 2: never knew you was in there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I watched it today. And what did I say, Babe?
Speaker 1: For some reason, I said, let me watch the end
Speaker 1: of this year because I never know what happened at
Speaker 1: the end. I never knew we died, or nobody never
Speaker 1: knew I was in the movie. Came the credits. I've
Speaker 1: been I've been at you know.
Speaker 2: Knoway, I had a chance to work with a lot
Speaker 2: of a lot of great actors, a lot of big
Speaker 2: players in the business, you know, Will Smith and Whitney
Speaker 2: Houston and Bernie Mack and you know, I've been blessed
Speaker 2: to work with these great comics man and great artists.
Speaker 1: Ma I'm gonna be honest with you. You know what.
Speaker 3: The most classic scene with you and Bernie Matt was
Speaker 3: when I forget I think so mans old man and
Speaker 3: he got he said to you, he said, he said,
Speaker 3: fuck the kids.
Speaker 1: I say that to this day. I'm the kid looking
Speaker 1: at me.
Speaker 3: I've done so many counting this classics. So now let's
Speaker 3: try to stay on Friday for for a moment. So
Speaker 3: you you did you understand how hard that was gonna
Speaker 3: be for filling those shoes? Was like, Yo, I'm a
Speaker 3: funny guy and.
Speaker 1: I'm a rocket. No, I understood understood it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, understood how hard it was because Chris Tucker at
Speaker 2: the time, man, man want to He's going to be
Speaker 2: the hilarious.
Speaker 1: And funny and wild and real and everybody loved him
Speaker 1: and he had that voice.
Speaker 2: And I mean, I'm like, damn, man, I don't know
Speaker 2: what I'm gonna do. I know one thing I'm not
Speaker 2: gonna do. I'm not gonna come in there and try
Speaker 2: to be him, you know what I'm saying. So whatever
Speaker 2: I do gonna be that gonna be me. And I
Speaker 2: had a character by the name of Day. They just
Speaker 2: make some noise for Daya.
Speaker 1: At some point in this interview, I'm gonna call you Day.
Speaker 1: They just don't don't worry. I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't give a what
Speaker 1: did you model Day after? Someone? I had a cousin, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I had I had a cousin named Brian. Crying baby
Speaker 1: wild ass.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, getting in the ship nigga
Speaker 2: all the time.
Speaker 1: And now see Michael Blacksman was also in the movie.
Speaker 2: Michael Blason was in the movie. We had him on
Speaker 2: the show last night.
Speaker 1: Exactly what was it that your first time working with him?
Speaker 2: Then No, me and Michael Blackson started gonna together get
Speaker 2: the funk out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and all this time I talked to Hurting last night. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought this nigga was African.
Speaker 2: This nigga from Philly, nigga from Milo.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all you mother, I get around this niggas mother's nigga.
Speaker 1: Tell Mama you want me take the track? I said, what,
Speaker 1: let's get from the shield on everybody's shoulders. And we're
Speaker 1: gonna also.
Speaker 3: Take a shot a tiger bom. We're gonna introduce you
Speaker 3: to this that that's this is. This is all the
Speaker 3: start of the show.
Speaker 1: Start show.
Speaker 3: It's called Don't Don't Smell It shot glasses and Joe
Speaker 3: tell people back there, my man, please keeping that.
Speaker 1: On my mind. Illegal and stuff country. It's like soy salt, Yes,
Speaker 1: ain't gonna front. This is this is, this is this
Speaker 1: is when you're act gonna come off the glass. That's
Speaker 1: a good. That's a good. Ding can't get into it?
Speaker 1: Can we get the shot glasses? Yeah, let's get the
Speaker 1: shot classes. Now what's my man? You can't. It's another
Speaker 1: comedian that you've brung with you. Henry Well, we're here? Well,
Speaker 1: Henry Well, where Henry at? We ain't got another microrap? Okay,
Speaker 1: he'd be right back. Don't take a ship. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: looked like he had to take a ship.
Speaker 2: That niggas then rolled off in his neighborhood. You have
Speaker 2: to looking in and lean somewhere. Just okay.
Speaker 3: Now, at one point of your show, you talked about
Speaker 3: the Chris Brown and Soldier boys. I also looked at
Speaker 3: your Instagram posted a uh.
Speaker 1: A thing of Soldier Boy and talking about how you
Speaker 1: shot the niggas. I've seen that as well, but I
Speaker 1: will get to that. But the pooky, who do you
Speaker 1: think gonna win this fife? Man? You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I think Chris Brown.
Speaker 2: The only reason why I say Chris Brown because Chris
Speaker 2: Brown could play ball. You know, one of them niggas
Speaker 2: that ride motorcycles, that play ball and know how.
Speaker 1: To do everything.
Speaker 5: Henna, Yeah, one of them niggas you're betting on Chris Brown.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think Chris Brown. I think Chris Brown is
Speaker 1: brown on them. Yeah, Chris Brown. Somebody got to vote
Speaker 1: for soldiers Brown. You're taking so boy.
Speaker 6: Taking?
Speaker 1: Got a date for this official? I don't know, but
Speaker 1: I'm going wherever it's. Yeah, I'm gonna support.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, and who if they don't win, it's
Speaker 2: gonna be a scratch off. Somebody gonna get scratched in it.
Speaker 2: We got to check both the niggas. Now, one of
Speaker 2: them dance and other niggas do kid raps. They hanging
Speaker 2: with all them gang members that ain't ship.
Speaker 1: They got, they hanging with the game. That's the thing
Speaker 1: about these niggas in the rap business.
Speaker 2: They've been hanging with the niggas that ain't shipped in
Speaker 2: the city.
Speaker 1: Let's thinking at the point of it is to get
Speaker 1: rich and get away from that ship. Away from that ship.
Speaker 1: You don't you know what I mean. It's going backward
Speaker 1: just because you know a nigga.
Speaker 2: In the streets he ain't trying to get in no trouble.
Speaker 1: You know you're gonna have.
Speaker 2: To do that ship when you were a kid, and
Speaker 2: then when you get grown, it's over. You can't get
Speaker 2: rich and live in a mansion and then decided you're
Speaker 2: gonna be a tough on shoot thea Now, yeah, I
Speaker 2: ain't that You're suppsed to shoot a nigga.
Speaker 1: Reverse shoot nigga at thirty four.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you got a name for yourself, Moso, and
Speaker 3: you have the twenty four or whatever.
Speaker 1: This ship is crazy, Mike.
Speaker 3: But now, now, Mike, you was at one point, I
Speaker 3: think he was doing an album.
Speaker 1: Yeah, kind of starch.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought I seen you one day a little
Speaker 3: bit high?
Speaker 1: Is that true? A little bit? Man?
Speaker 2: You gotta be a lot of Let me tell yourself, man,
Speaker 2: I'm one of them real artists, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Like I Didne did a little bit of everything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, on the drug side, you know, God, because you know,
Speaker 2: I think honestly, I think a lot of artists, like
Speaker 2: some of your greatest artists, if they wasn't high, you
Speaker 2: wouldn't have got Jimmy her You wouldn't have got the
Speaker 2: best out of him, Fucking Jimmy.
Speaker 1: His aid on his eyes. Yeah, he let the ship. Richard, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Richard Pride. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But I'm more of them real niggas. I know how
Speaker 2: to gone get down a little bit. Leave it alone.
Speaker 3: Because when you when you were impersonate a cold nigga,
Speaker 3: would you be doing on your hands doing that?
Speaker 1: That's what.
Speaker 2: You won't let you know man, what I'm saying. But
Speaker 2: but I'm a pro man. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I ain't never like to work.
Speaker 1: Your shot duty take a bone. You don't pull that
Speaker 1: much of take God, damn, but give me somebody g.
Speaker 2: Or something, the little the little short tiger.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes's put that homide trying to kill trying to
Speaker 1: kill Mike. Now, come on, we're trying to get Mike
Speaker 1: loose me, trying to kill me. I'll take I'll take this.
Speaker 1: Nigga did my video? Hey my man, Okay, let's how
Speaker 1: you do it? Do you be drinking this ship? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I'm drinking this ship. No man, damn, let's do that.
Speaker 1: Let's do that to us. Were watching you? Bongh who
Speaker 1: is game? Damn? You know what what is that describing
Speaker 1: described that this ship tastes like I dang, nigga, did
Speaker 1: I just drinks? You're going down together? Like? Man? I
Speaker 1: swear to god, this h it tastes gross. Let's go three? Right?
Speaker 1: He was he was not I am.
Speaker 3: But you know who damn a whole bottle style speak,
Speaker 3: you know, actually urged it is.
Speaker 1: It's actually that's what it tastes like. Ginger. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: tastes like one of the mother Chinese. Get your life right.
Speaker 3: It's not a it's not like a Viagara like you'll
Speaker 3: be walking around with the hard ship.
Speaker 1: But if you happen to play the game, you'll be ready.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Mama always told me, you watch the New York niggas,
Speaker 2: ain't too fast.
Speaker 1: You got some new ship. Yeah, be very fast, very fast.
Speaker 3: So Mike, you do so all about the Benjamins came
Speaker 3: in between after Next Friday came all.
Speaker 2: About the Benjamin's was a film that was mine that
Speaker 2: I took to ice Q.
Speaker 7: That was your film, Yeah, that was that was that
Speaker 7: was your Miami, right, Yeah, in Miami.
Speaker 1: I took it to Q. We shot it on the
Speaker 1: Q Vision. I produced it.
Speaker 2: Man, we hard went through a rigorous casting.
Speaker 1: When you say it's your film, you mean that was
Speaker 1: your idea. You wrote it, my.
Speaker 2: Script, my script heard that Yeah. Yeah, Well it's in
Speaker 2: the credits. You might not hear this ship, but it's
Speaker 2: in the credits. If you look at the TV thing
Speaker 2: and the credits going down and mother Mike gave it
Speaker 2: to him the script Q No, but yeah, all about
Speaker 2: the Benjamin was shot here in Miami. Man, and uh
Speaker 2: that was to me. I think that was my best
Speaker 2: film I ever did.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 3: I mean that is my favorite. Man, that was my
Speaker 3: I can't say it's my favorite.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, even man, Yes, that was break.
Speaker 2: Remember them auditioning a whole lot of people for They
Speaker 2: auditioned little Kim for that role.
Speaker 1: That role, Yeah, they auditioned.
Speaker 3: I couldn't imagine. I come when you lost your wallet?
Speaker 3: She was like, she grabbed you by your head.
Speaker 1: She was like, that's but yeah, Y'a was a great
Speaker 1: actress in that movie. Man. So you was part of
Speaker 1: the casting and all that for this.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, man, you know I get really, you know,
Speaker 2: and I mean a lot of films that I do. Man,
Speaker 2: I'm just not one of them artists to wear it
Speaker 2: on my sleeves. But you know, my production company has
Speaker 2: produced a whole lot of different films in the business,
Speaker 2: including Meet the Blacks. That was that's been my latest.
Speaker 2: The latest movie that.
Speaker 1: Is off the chain. Yeah, that niggas crazy. Yes, and
Speaker 1: you're in the resident evil films, right, yeah, resident evil
Speaker 1: stiggas in every film, a lot of movies. I gotta,
Speaker 1: I gotta. So that's about Lebron basketball. Yeah, yeah, that's time.
Speaker 2: You actingwhere Now they killed me on that sholf. I
Speaker 2: asked for some more money.
Speaker 1: But you killed the dog. I seen that you killed.
Speaker 1: What did you do? You sprayed some foul ship and
Speaker 1: the dog went and smelled it and he died. And
Speaker 1: then you went and helped.
Speaker 2: Everybody investigate because the white boy had the dog shipping.
Speaker 1: In my ear. You know what I'm saying. The next
Speaker 1: door neighbor, white boy got a dog.
Speaker 2: He walked the dog and walking past everybody's house and
Speaker 2: get to my house and let the motherfucker ship in
Speaker 2: the yard. So I said, okay, you won't be shipping
Speaker 2: in here again, right, and you killed it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna send you the dog in heaven.
Speaker 3: He said, Let's let's make some noise for Mike Apps
Speaker 3: being like Mike.
Speaker 8: Vick looking like I'm not sure, he said the movie
Speaker 8: so said, there's a lot of dog.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so now this motherfucker, Yeah, we fucked up you
Speaker 1: on tour right now, let's pick up this tour that
Speaker 1: you're on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this tour right here is crazy. This is a
Speaker 2: tour that is just like the Last Store.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. Rock Nation is a part
Speaker 1: of this.
Speaker 2: No, no at all, No rock Nations is part of this.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. This is this is what
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 1: This is Mike. This is a Mikes Festival. Laughs.
Speaker 2: Now I got I go around the country and I
Speaker 2: just use all of these comics that we all know
Speaker 2: and love and.
Speaker 1: Just put them on the shell. Like last night we
Speaker 1: had on.
Speaker 2: There's Jay you know, Bruce, Bruce J Farrell, I seen
Speaker 2: j You know what I mean.
Speaker 1: So we I use all of them.
Speaker 2: We got I got our senior hall opening up on
Speaker 2: one of these.
Speaker 1: Shows coming up, you know.
Speaker 2: So I've just been grabbing all the comics and putting
Speaker 2: them together and putting them on these big shows called
Speaker 2: the festival.
Speaker 3: Last did you get Michael Blacksman dressed yesterday? Because he
Speaker 3: had I don't know what the fuck that bigg had on. Man,
Speaker 3: He's seen the shoes though, the shoes mat when the
Speaker 3: shirt was Basachi.
Speaker 1: You gotta respect them.
Speaker 2: That nigga had on us. Our soup that when I
Speaker 2: used to eat. Now later they now later called a
Speaker 2: mystery mix.
Speaker 1: The person blacks right now you look like Blacks real daddy.
Speaker 3: Now last night you also you also acknowledged the Miami
Speaker 3: hip hop scene, which I thought was dope. You gave
Speaker 3: love to Uncle Luke, who was actually in the crowd,
Speaker 3: Uncle Lou.
Speaker 1: You gave love the trick Daddy, and gave love to
Speaker 1: Poking Bean projects.
Speaker 3: You gave love to Trina and or Now is that
Speaker 3: when you go to h State you have to know
Speaker 3: about the hood or that's just who you were.
Speaker 2: Well, you know when you travel and you know this
Speaker 2: nord when you've been doing.
Speaker 1: When you travel and you're an artist, man, you.
Speaker 2: Go to really you really live in these towns exactly
Speaker 2: because you're there all the time. You as you learn,
Speaker 2: as you go live in these towns, you learn who's
Speaker 2: who and what's what. Yeah, and they become family to you.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been coming to Mindami for years, man, I
Speaker 2: mean ever since I mean Luke Skywalker and started.
Speaker 1: Man, I've been loving Two Live Crew and all that jam.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know I know about them.
Speaker 1: The old artist the shot these.
Speaker 3: Poison in his bed is standing up. She love Miami
Speaker 3: slang wet getting loose over the tiger boom got you can.
Speaker 2: Do that dance after you do that with you.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you know, brother, but I was
Speaker 3: so excited to have you in my video, like I did.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: We weren't supposed to film the video in l A,
Speaker 3: shouted in l A, but we shot it because I
Speaker 3: wanted to see important.
Speaker 1: Nothing for the people. This is nothing, nothing for everybody
Speaker 1: because everybody called it homeboy, oh boy. I came in
Speaker 1: the party, but I wanted you in my video.
Speaker 2: My biggest hits, that's one of my biggest was what
Speaker 2: what was your biggest hit?
Speaker 3: That one was depends super soam condo hit the most
Speaker 3: countries ever. I had a Spanish record on equal you
Speaker 3: know half Puerto Rican Ship. All my friends Dominicans fucked up.
Speaker 3: Look at that my barber's Dominican.
Speaker 1: My I'm.
Speaker 9: I got nigga them in me. It's all a nigga.
Speaker 9: You get Puerto Rican quarter. So you can see my
Speaker 9: son ship. Look you can tell you get from the
Speaker 9: pushing the table. How are you the guest is list.
Speaker 3: But I'm like, man, let me tell you something. This
Speaker 3: show was about praising all legends because in this on
Speaker 3: our business. I would like to ask you how it
Speaker 3: is in comedy. But after you get five to ten
Speaker 3: years in this business, whether you're successful or not.
Speaker 1: People want to call you the old person. People want
Speaker 1: to kick you out, and we don't want to do
Speaker 1: that here. Here we interview our legends because we want
Speaker 1: to keep them.
Speaker 3: We want to keep them alive because in our culture,
Speaker 3: you know something that I recognize, you know, Mick Jagger
Speaker 3: and the Rolling Stones, They're sixty five years old and
Speaker 3: they're still cool in their community. But when a person
Speaker 3: hit you know, I'm gonna this year, I'll be forty,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna do a big birthday party that I finally
Speaker 3: hit forty me.
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna do three big birthday party.
Speaker 3: But in our culture, once you get old, people want
Speaker 3: to kick you out and say it over for you
Speaker 3: and things like that, and that's not what we do here.
Speaker 3: What we do here we got you know, people listening
Speaker 3: to us, and we always want to salute the people
Speaker 3: who put it in that work and who's here.
Speaker 1: And we ain't necessarily young. Were young in here, we
Speaker 1: young in the mind.
Speaker 3: So we salute our legends, and tonight we are celebrating
Speaker 3: and we are saluting the motherfucker legend of Mike.
Speaker 1: Motherfucker you mean say that, Yeah, I mean this one works.
Speaker 3: Every day, is New Year, is eve on your birthday.
Speaker 3: That's some blicy dust. Your copon came here, he his horn,
Speaker 3: blew older broom boy.
Speaker 1: You know Boombo bron, you know roombo this nigga, this
Speaker 1: bron you So now, what was it when you was
Speaker 1: putting the powder on your hands that you were smacking
Speaker 1: the nigga? I was baby pout of the pimp.
Speaker 2: But I know a real pimp that used to put
Speaker 2: he used to put cocaine in this and to be
Speaker 2: from Chicago now Milwaukee. I told you don't be playing them.
Speaker 2: The game dust a jumping biscuit destroyed. It's the dust,
Speaker 2: the crowd and smack, all of it that made it.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you one thing. I was in Scott's
Speaker 1: Star's crib one night. I gotta go there because I
Speaker 1: want to take you the dusting. And he has so
Speaker 1: much coke in his draw that when he closed the
Speaker 1: draw like with the bron like that, he was just cocaine. Man.
Speaker 1: He was living the life. He was he was faced,
Speaker 1: he was dead right. He was like he get your
Speaker 1: Come on, you'll give it up. This is a food.
Speaker 2: This nigga right here, This is one of the niggas.
Speaker 2: He's undiscovered and he's a damn food.
Speaker 1: Come on over here and undiscovered that nigga. Is that
Speaker 1: nigga killed the stage last night.
Speaker 3: Everybody give tager bam just cause all want to get
Speaker 3: me drunk.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Mike said you was hitting lean. Is that correct? No,
Speaker 1: I'm on hair run, I get the cheera, need a chair.
Speaker 1: I'm on the boy. Come on, you're on that boy
Speaker 1: about chip? This dude, mother, he got a booty like
Speaker 1: a twelve year old boy and he want to talk
Speaker 1: to she got okward over here, introduce yourself to the
Speaker 1: people here. My name here.
Speaker 10: He was the most fear man in comedy straight out
Speaker 10: of Birmingham, Alabama.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he niggas. I moved to Georgia. So yeah, the
Speaker 1: white vol you can't sip that. You gotta take that down.
Speaker 2: No show, okay, norock over here. Ain't no titties or.
Speaker 1: Didties over you got you don't lacks? Yeah, world and
Speaker 1: killinghone around. Yeah, this ain't the right way now look
Speaker 1: right here, that's what's up.
Speaker 3: We got Mike That's what I'm talking about. So it's
Speaker 3: say the name for the people again.
Speaker 1: Hear me? Well can we?
Speaker 2: Well you can see me right down the shack. All
Speaker 2: Stars liveing from Vegas. I bet I had doing dates
Speaker 2: with Mike Epps, you know somebody fool.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: I knowing Mike Guess for twenty years. Yeah, we met
Speaker 2: each other back.
Speaker 1: He's always been this funny. He always been ignorant. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you knew he owed me.
Speaker 2: So he let me come out here and try to
Speaker 2: make it up to me because I had a car
Speaker 2: when he didn't.
Speaker 1: Back in the day. So I make sure you get
Speaker 1: a ride home and ship.
Speaker 2: That's what he was your uber back then, and he
Speaker 2: got my mama wig off where he did.
Speaker 1: And that was all I been taking your ship out man,
Speaker 1: like you'll been man.
Speaker 3: Listen, man again, I just want to reiterate. You know,
Speaker 3: I went to see you guys show last night, and
Speaker 3: I couldn't believe how many people were suited and booted
Speaker 3: and and and and and you could tell they went to.
Speaker 1: The barber day lines was sharp. Let me ask y'all, song.
Speaker 3: Y'all both old gis in the comedy, what do y'all
Speaker 3: think of when you're head of the title Kings of Comedy.
Speaker 10: I just feel like that's a title. I feel like
Speaker 10: Mike els a king of comedy, you know what I'm
Speaker 10: saying for real? Yeah, because he hadn't been out here
Speaker 10: for years, and he'll go behind anybody on stage. I'm
Speaker 10: talking about anybody. You feel what I'm saying. So that's
Speaker 10: that's a king of comedy to me. And he didn't
Speaker 10: put a lot of us on, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 10: A lot of us getting attention because of Mike Epps.
Speaker 1: So he has.
Speaker 2: Hey man, you know what, and I feel the same
Speaker 2: way about the other comics, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: So it's vice versa.
Speaker 2: Henry Welch is a wrong comic man, and one of
Speaker 2: them underground comics like Robin Harris and all the different
Speaker 2: comics like that. Henry's like one of them type of comics.
Speaker 2: Is now them kind of comics like Robin Harris, Bernie
Speaker 2: mad Red Fox.
Speaker 1: Them dudes didn't didn't getting breaks until they was in
Speaker 1: the older. They've been out here for a long time here, Henry,
Speaker 1: you want to get some drugs, take do some drugs.
Speaker 1: You're smoking different hen Marino marijuana. Yeah, I'm going ahead,
Speaker 1: and you you're another one. Buy.
Speaker 3: Let me just tell you something, man, we're gonna continue.
Speaker 1: Where do you get all this energy at NOI me,
Speaker 1: I got energy for old about. Don't try to play
Speaker 1: it on forty in September all the time heramids I
Speaker 1: am forty.
Speaker 3: I'm not forty yet, but you know what I like
Speaker 3: I said, we continue to salute all legends. So now
Speaker 3: you do you do you do next Friday? Now you
Speaker 3: get this called about Friday at the next? Yeah, where
Speaker 3: was you at and what what was your reaction?
Speaker 1: Well, Friday the Next was just that was a relationship film.
Speaker 1: Me and me and me and Q. We was already
Speaker 1: don't shot Yeah, top flight the security of the World.
Speaker 1: And that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: See, there's a lot of comics out here to do
Speaker 2: movies and stuff like that, and big ups to them.
Speaker 2: But you don't remember what the fuck they said in
Speaker 2: the movie?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? You just seen the movie.
Speaker 2: If you ask somebody, if you and if somebody asked
Speaker 2: you what they say in the movie, you'd be like,
Speaker 2: I don't remember what the said.
Speaker 1: Feel like you're talking about Kevin Hart that way, We're
Speaker 1: going it's a lot of them. There's a bunch of
Speaker 1: them motherfuckers, you know what I mean? A memorable line.
Speaker 1: No and I and I so.
Speaker 2: Basically what I'm saying, I stand on that that the
Speaker 2: stuff that I say, it ain't your beauty. It's your
Speaker 2: booty that's gonna last forever, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Everybody won't say that now.
Speaker 3: Is you and Kevin Hart because I feel like y'all
Speaker 3: had went through something at some point.
Speaker 2: Kevin Heart, he's my little brother man, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean. Kevin Hard is he's a lot younger than me.
Speaker 2: And big ups to Kevin Hart. He came in, but
Speaker 2: he came in at a time where you know, I
Speaker 2: did deaf comedy jam and he never did death comedy jam. Right, No,
Speaker 2: he didn't do death comedy jam. And he came in
Speaker 2: the game when Instagram was available.
Speaker 1: For I'm trying to figure that this is a shot
Speaker 1: or not continue. Yeah, no, that's a shot against different.
Speaker 2: Devin young motherfucker came in a harder back in the day.
Speaker 1: Came in at a time today what they were doing
Speaker 1: what Instagram is.
Speaker 2: You know, we came in, We came up at a
Speaker 2: time where you know, you had to really rock that
Speaker 2: ship for people to remember you and come back out
Speaker 2: and see you. They couldn't go to your page and
Speaker 2: see ship. So you know, it's a time difference.
Speaker 1: Like you said, yeah, but you got like two million
Speaker 1: people following you, so it's the same thing for you.
Speaker 2: Well, you know I ain't an Instagram dude, because I ain't.
Speaker 2: I mean, I ain't in the mood all the time.
Speaker 1: Being up there fucking with a bunch of strange people.
Speaker 1: But you do get the Internet, but I do get
Speaker 1: you get the internet. Yeah, I'll be on the Internet,
Speaker 1: but I can't. You know what I'm saying. I need
Speaker 1: to know to drink? You want another shot of tight?
Speaker 2: Is that?
Speaker 1: Like? Okay? Get just dot. I don't know why I
Speaker 1: pronounced it like that. I feel like I said, gotta
Speaker 1: remember him saying isn't beef man? Yeah, ya don't. We
Speaker 1: don't have security guards. We have to deal with it.
Speaker 1: You ain't no security, you know me, I don't have security.
Speaker 1: I ain't.
Speaker 2: Because I said, like, but you know what, it was
Speaker 2: so cool, but I swear to God or something with somebody.
Speaker 3: But because this this is my friend. His name is
Speaker 3: Sonny d BT if he's the flea market, got.
Speaker 11: More records and here leather hand mother suddenly d b. Yeah,
Speaker 11: that nigga got that first football. Let you know one brother,
Speaker 11: they're like, meet the brown, mister mister Brown. He was like,
Speaker 11: mister Brown, mister Brown. That is mister Haiti ship God
Speaker 11: damn it. So now with that being said, you said that, uh,
Speaker 11: you know the this is this is the Instagram?
Speaker 1: You know. Let me get that on Mike, Mike you up.
Speaker 1: Come on, man, that's smoke. You got Snoop dog You
Speaker 1: on five more than small. You're smoking Snoop DOGG to smoking. Dude,
Speaker 1: just rolled up with Snoop all day. Yeah, I ain't
Speaker 1: got that. I ain't got that much money yet. You
Speaker 1: can do it. I'm gonna get there. I'm gonna get there.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get this. So now let me ask you
Speaker 1: a O G question. What does what? What actually makes
Speaker 1: a person a comedian?
Speaker 10: A comedian is somebody that can take a story that
Speaker 10: a lot of y'all takes serious and we can make
Speaker 10: it funny. You know what I'm saying. You know it
Speaker 10: was a serious story. We can turn it around. We
Speaker 10: can tell you the story. You can follow us. It's
Speaker 10: like we like doctors. When we get on stage, we
Speaker 10: got your attention because you go to the doctor, you
Speaker 10: telling you know this was wrong with you, that's wrong
Speaker 10: with you. So we like doctors up there. So that's
Speaker 10: what makes a real comedy. Can go to any crowd
Speaker 10: and let me go and walk up to you, and
Speaker 10: I want you to start laughing.
Speaker 3: I want you to say something funny about Donald Trump.
Speaker 3: Donald Trump, because that's a horrible situation here. Can we
Speaker 3: see the positive?
Speaker 2: Make us left? What the fuck is Donald Trump? Because
Speaker 2: I'm scared of death, well believe it or not. By
Speaker 2: him not being able to really understand how to be
Speaker 2: the president.
Speaker 1: The streets might get a chance to eat. Now, yeah,
Speaker 1: the drugs might don't might get in the streets, and
Speaker 1: you don't understand how.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you something like to put the cocaine.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you something something We love Obama. When
Speaker 2: Obama was in off no cocaine here wasn't He's setting
Speaker 2: hel I went to the house, used to have all
Speaker 2: the work.
Speaker 1: Now he's selling half. So I'm just letting that's what
Speaker 1: they don't understand.
Speaker 2: Right in America, when the streets ain't eating, the country
Speaker 2: ain't eating. Man. That's one thing about that group of dudes,
Speaker 2: the b m F dudes. Man, they were spending money. Man,
Speaker 2: they had people going to the.
Speaker 1: Mall and buying clothes and all.
Speaker 2: You can't hosting t park. You can't discredit the hood. Man,
Speaker 2: Once you discredit the hood, you know. And then they
Speaker 2: locked them Choppo up. I had just talked to.
Speaker 1: Him about you're gonna do a reality shop with he
Speaker 1: gonna do a reality Man.
Speaker 2: They ain't know they're talking about Champain. I was hanging
Speaker 2: winning before.
Speaker 1: It's choking them. Yes, when we sleep to them, chop
Speaker 1: Scott and give what that chocohead told me the bens
Speaker 1: uber driving, I was all set up for the gig.
Speaker 1: You got to get him his shot. Man, What y'all
Speaker 1: trying to do this? Hey man, that's gonna shut ship.
Speaker 2: Got sweat, brother, Hey man, I still got some night
Speaker 2: out there.
Speaker 1: Look at what's not about? Hear me twinking?
Speaker 3: Go ahead, look connect now, come on, man, Now life
Speaker 3: is different now, our life is a little different.
Speaker 1: Very different. It's very different. Now.
Speaker 2: I know this show really is about It's about this liquor.
Speaker 2: Liquor having fun there. You always have great fun.
Speaker 1: I see that. That's what makes it so unique. Y'all
Speaker 1: got to have fun man every day. And people have
Speaker 1: been telling me, man, they said, man, this is you
Speaker 1: guys are a comedic, and yeah, I can't. I can't
Speaker 1: really take that.
Speaker 2: But most group was all funny though. Y'all had the
Speaker 2: best lines and everything. Yeah, y'all had the best line.
Speaker 2: Some funny looking mother. Yeah, talk about I remember brand Pool.
Speaker 1: Happy you didn't be seen. I didn't be seen. I
Speaker 1: didn't and to no comedy.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do a show like this, but I'm gonna
Speaker 2: sign sponsoring drug deal.
Speaker 1: It's gonna have coaked, I would say, just the sponsor
Speaker 1: of the Bad Brothers.
Speaker 3: Right there, let's big a vapor tein you got that,
Speaker 3: you know, big team smoke the I'm shot.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, right here, look yeah, you just gotta we
Speaker 1: gotta come on. We ain't prep it. You got you
Speaker 1: smoked the liquor Prepple over here. We got best buy
Speaker 1: liquors for provided and all that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, drink that drink. Bro from the ain't going front.
Speaker 3: Billy D Williams, look your step. We got a little bother,
Speaker 3: you know, Billy D Williams, just that uncle nigga. Come on,
Speaker 3: let's go drink that Jo that move go?
Speaker 1: Is that what? Let you listen?
Speaker 3: Listen, listen, listen, Oh English, ain't Billy D Williams, Billy
Speaker 3: D Willis co co forty five.
Speaker 1: See you get tailing on yourself? You just oh English?
Speaker 1: Is that your time? Hell yeah? Nineteen ninety prime stop, nigga,
Speaker 1: nineteen stop. I remember that nineteen nineties.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying when niggas was wearing car
Speaker 2: hearts and driving five point ohs and wearing eight ball
Speaker 2: on troop jackets, wearing be wearing man fucking overhauls. You
Speaker 2: know what I'm saying with with a timberling boots with Lumberjack,
Speaker 2: the Lumberjack shirts, motherfucker's had.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about the drug dealer.
Speaker 2: As soon as a motherfucker would go to buy some
Speaker 2: drugs and nigga pull out one of them little bitty
Speaker 2: scales and just weigh it right there on the block
Speaker 2: and clipping and give you seting grounds right there?
Speaker 1: Are you talking about yourself? I'm telling you talking about yourself? Boy,
Speaker 1: You hear me. I know how to eyeball some dope
Speaker 1: in a minute.
Speaker 2: Sometime a motherfucker catch me right when I just capp.
Speaker 1: And I needed that money, I ain't have time to
Speaker 1: bag it up.
Speaker 2: I'll sit there and serve him right off the brick
Speaker 2: and just eyeball, come up. Yeah, the motherfucker had twenty dollars.
Speaker 2: I serve a twenty dollars motherfucker right here, I'm serving I'm.
Speaker 1: Twenty dollars to get all that motherfucker money. What is this,
Speaker 1: jim b What some jim be? I just feel like
Speaker 1: you drink jim Bean? You feeling wrong? You feel like
Speaker 1: I'm just get on this table the ball. I just
Speaker 1: look like this. I don't really drink this. You don't.
Speaker 1: You don't really like you?
Speaker 12: You know.
Speaker 3: We got marijuana infused vodka, right, Wow, is the best
Speaker 3: box in the world. Take the ball it okay, it's
Speaker 3: marijuana infused. You want one? Mics Mayjuanna infuse and man
Speaker 3: for some reason, we got gifts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my favorite new show One for you, man, One
Speaker 1: for you, and we got my boy. We do coming
Speaker 1: up right.
Speaker 3: I said that her name right, Ritodrito come avery and
Speaker 3: save him something.
Speaker 1: To these people. God, damn, God damn Rito in the building.
Speaker 3: You got the cups? He I ain't even got that car.
Speaker 3: You got shot, I know, but I need a cup
Speaker 3: for here you got shots. Look Mike, look me taking
Speaker 3: care of y'all. Henry, we taking care of y'all.
Speaker 1: This ship is one of my cousins. Talk reader was
Speaker 1: going on, you're going on your no, no, no you
Speaker 1: Who was this little fat spliff star? I thought that
Speaker 1: were your guy?
Speaker 13: This was your guy.
Speaker 1: Going on. I'm going on, man, I thought that was
Speaker 1: Sea Thong. Bro.
Speaker 2: Man's like that.
Speaker 1: You kind of like a big midget, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. He's gonna grow out up. Girl. You was
Speaker 1: about to be a mentioned guy saying talk about me, man,
Speaker 1: I look like that, and talking about what about this
Speaker 1: shirt right here? Is that a school teacher? Ain't he
Speaker 1: built like a blunt? Like a little shot out to you, nigga,
Speaker 1: you look like dying with mister Cooper. Nigga. You know.
Speaker 4: That's a good nigga with mister Cooper. A nigga with
Speaker 4: a late front bear.
Speaker 1: So I'll take it.
Speaker 2: He got a late front bearded with mister Cooper.
Speaker 1: That blood nigga smoke, but that blood you know he
Speaker 1: on Instagram he famous this is this is this is
Speaker 1: a is an element. I was thinking watching that I'm
Speaker 1: putting comedians together. That's what I do. But chance, you
Speaker 1: gotta do what we do.
Speaker 3: Put people together, bigga make Seawan is super old for
Speaker 3: helping me put this together.
Speaker 1: Your nat you have, dude, that's super old for which
Speaker 1: we put this to know you left the club and
Speaker 1: selling this morning, Sean.
Speaker 3: I'm on the whole on type of ship making up
Speaker 3: with the pocat car because he snitched on me.
Speaker 1: You know that right when Nate, Sean snitched.
Speaker 3: On me, I had said something wrong about whole okay
Speaker 3: and hold him call me the day after Thanksgiving had
Speaker 3: me sweating all type of places I ain't supposed to
Speaker 3: be swepting, did it?
Speaker 2: But that's my man that I've seen him. I said,
Speaker 2: you know, I've seen your look nephew.
Speaker 1: Yeah he was. He was having fun with me. Was
Speaker 1: he was laughing.
Speaker 2: I said, I see your son, your nephew. He said,
Speaker 2: you better watch him. He'd be having them holes around
Speaker 2: and all kind of ship.
Speaker 1: He's gang related related. Oh man, I ain't know that, Sean.
Speaker 1: I ain't know that about you. This is my nigga, Seawan.
Speaker 1: Your pop that bottle he propped the bottle, nigga the
Speaker 1: more Yeah no, no, no that yeah hit that. Have
Speaker 1: you ever started cocaine. I never have coca story. I
Speaker 1: think he is lying. I know, I swear the way
Speaker 1: he said. I know, I never. That's the one ship.
Speaker 1: You ain't funk away this God damn time, man, you
Speaker 1: got coka, got cocaine.
Speaker 2: He's white over there like this, He'll be like, Okay,
Speaker 2: we like Straws.
Speaker 1: I love his cocaine story.
Speaker 2: Shut shut.
Speaker 1: It's like, this is what this is. He mother fucking
Speaker 1: TV shows this over the TV show right here. You
Speaker 1: know you got the vault. Wow, this is on TV
Speaker 1: right now. Shut out to Diddy, but by p Diddy. So,
Speaker 1: like I said again, the de Leon is the best
Speaker 1: thing in the world.
Speaker 2: You're saying, y'all, don't forget this. You can't go when
Speaker 2: you got the rock going on. I'm gonna tell you
Speaker 2: something now. This motherfucker will kill a nigga with the Beaties?
Speaker 1: Would I call it the Beata meet you the Bees?
Speaker 1: The Beaties? Your ass? Hmm. But check this out, man,
Speaker 1: this is a real show. It's a real show. Have
Speaker 1: fun everybody watching this too. That's what I like. Y'all
Speaker 1: got it. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 3: You popped it, but you didn't pour And I'm offended.
Speaker 3: You gotta pull, you gotta pull yourself something. You probably
Speaker 3: probably him take the yes, yeah, give them. And that's
Speaker 3: the rock guy just wasn't pulled up in here. He
Speaker 3: making sure I'm we're all doing our job. You know,
Speaker 3: everybody else else you don't know him. See that nigga
Speaker 3: on instant.
Speaker 1: And we never met you.
Speaker 3: Man. That's right that you and I love so y'all
Speaker 3: could actually just make fun of somebody every day and everybody,
Speaker 3: And when you're a comedian you have to understand that.
Speaker 1: That's right. I can walk up on people and they say,
Speaker 1: you know, just start laughing. I'll be like, do you
Speaker 1: know what I just you get get See that's the thing. See,
Speaker 1: that's why that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: When I as soon as I came in town, I
Speaker 2: got in the rental car and drove straight to the
Speaker 2: Porking Bean and jumped out the car right there with
Speaker 2: first for somebody.
Speaker 1: They had Teddy Bears and ship right there at the
Speaker 1: door where motherfucker just died.
Speaker 2: And I jumped out the car just you know, because
Speaker 2: you know, when when you when you know, when you
Speaker 2: of the people, you're not gonna ever be scared of them.
Speaker 1: And you're gonna be ready to die when you of
Speaker 1: the people. I respect that, but I'm gonna have to
Speaker 1: ask you to stop that. You already proved you the hood.
Speaker 3: This nigga in the world, You're gonna have to keep
Speaker 3: you in South Beach. Okay, poking beans is not safe.
Speaker 3: I'm just keeping it with you, you, Mike Epps. And
Speaker 3: I've seen Jingi promoters, brother, I jump.
Speaker 2: Out on the South side of Chicago anywhere any motherfucker
Speaker 2: were out of the car and and be right there.
Speaker 1: Only stay for about five minutes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, came up here. It was great for ten minutes,
Speaker 2: like you said. But I swear to God, man, that
Speaker 2: is the That is the beauty. Because a lot of
Speaker 2: people come to Miami and they come straight to they
Speaker 2: never cross, so they don't go to the real Miami.
Speaker 2: They don't go down motherfucking down there over and the
Speaker 2: porking beans and jump out the car a little right
Speaker 2: now over here, lads down there where it's real and
Speaker 2: jump out the car and that real ship. Don't wait
Speaker 2: till you get to live and we walk around that motherfucker.
Speaker 1: With a gun and your cock. I'm let me tell
Speaker 1: you one story. This ship don't count.
Speaker 3: I'm across the street from Parkland being right, or for
Speaker 3: the Liberty City right.
Speaker 14: No, this is this.
Speaker 1: I had caught a flat tie. I remember, I was
Speaker 1: we was all they got, So I went, I went
Speaker 1: to get my tire fixed. But the poker bean right
Speaker 1: there or whatever.
Speaker 3: It was just one project and there's so much gunshot
Speaker 3: my mind going on. So I told a police police,
Speaker 3: I said, you gonna hear that. They said, oh, that's
Speaker 3: not my cherish. I never see that in my life.
Speaker 3: Police said, that's not my jersey.
Speaker 1: I said, you've been chanced to go.
Speaker 10: That's how crazy you didn't want to album and thistle these.
Speaker 1: Like Miami like people just only think about South Beach.
Speaker 3: Miami is a very rough place. It's got nowhere to walk,
Speaker 3: but always respected. And that's why in those hoods like
Speaker 3: Pork and Beans, they real isolated too.
Speaker 1: You see, Mike had been there ten years ago. It
Speaker 1: was like a reunion. When they sawn back, They're like, Mike,
Speaker 1: you was here ten years ago. You came back. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so they felt like he came back for he didn't,
Speaker 1: but he did come back.
Speaker 2: But when I be standing around hoods like that, and
Speaker 2: everybody be laughing at cheering. I something, I say, turn in,
Speaker 2: look and when I look, it'd be one nigga looking at.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's time to get on. He ain't feeling it.
Speaker 1: Had one nigga that you feel like the neighborhood dude
Speaker 1: ain't from. Yeah, but I love it. Man. I want
Speaker 1: to ask you a motherfucker question.
Speaker 3: Okay, you can get to Jinki promoters real quick. That's
Speaker 3: another Hood classic. Do you know that hood classic? Hood
Speaker 3: Classic entertained and Russell red in conjunction. Whose idea was
Speaker 3: the ji? Because that was no head on with every rapper.
Speaker 3: Because your niggas, your comedians ain't drinking ship. You popped
Speaker 3: the bottle. You popped the bottle on night. You ain't
Speaker 3: even pulling that nigga, What are you doing? Let me
Speaker 3: show your niggas. This is how French people pull.
Speaker 1: This ship from New York. I was in these French
Speaker 1: I got I.
Speaker 15: Got French ways a week with me in week, I
Speaker 15: got a favorite video. You got drink we're hearing me shot.
Speaker 3: You want to switch up? You want to switch up
Speaker 3: on the alcohol. Let's do another shot. Come on, Mike,
Speaker 3: you go missus three fifty.
Speaker 1: You can pick the link. He don't drink fifty four
Speaker 1: and this is documented. When we done so far three,
Speaker 1: I mean we've done three. We can do go for.
Speaker 1: We gotta go for.
Speaker 3: You gotta tie fifty at least, come on, Mike, give
Speaker 3: us another shot tier ball.
Speaker 1: We're gonna take you were switching looking up though, if
Speaker 1: you want to switch the thing, I'm fucking with you.
Speaker 12: Mike.
Speaker 1: You was the hottest nigg in the world. I can't
Speaker 1: believe you did my video whit it. I want to
Speaker 1: thank you.
Speaker 13: He's the dude from the Two Lives Drunks and you
Speaker 13: can't tell mister here's your daughter, mister mick daughter, Yeah,
Speaker 13: shot me so on. That's your daddy, girl, Like I
Speaker 13: ain't played alone.
Speaker 1: It's my daddy up. Look at you know how to poor? Yeah? More,
Speaker 1: get your name Rightdoto? Where's the where's gotta make you
Speaker 1: gotta just be?
Speaker 3: I want you don't know because you let's say the shot,
Speaker 3: because you know this is liquid cocaine.
Speaker 1: In case you know, Soli where you are. You ain't
Speaker 1: got one nigga. Look out, nigga, I got big.
Speaker 2: So even though you're yeah, you a rapper right now,
Speaker 2: you're a rapper from the nineties, shot, Yeah, come out.
Speaker 1: How do you feel about these young rappers? Right now? Right? Okay? Now,
Speaker 1: what do you think about that? I'm gonna get.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna give you the base, the best answer I
Speaker 3: could ever get. I've always been two people, right because
Speaker 3: I'm Black and Puerto Rican. So I've been always You
Speaker 3: dropped me in Mexico out of learn how to relate
Speaker 3: with them niggas.
Speaker 1: You drop me in Kingston, relate with them niggas. So
Speaker 1: I try to look at life like that.
Speaker 3: A part of me says, that's not what hip hop is,
Speaker 3: but then the part of me says, that's what they
Speaker 3: said about.
Speaker 1: Me when I was young.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So I learned to accept both, and I learned to
Speaker 3: approach both with the same love. Like when I hear
Speaker 3: real hip hop, I always be like, yeah, what the fuck?
Speaker 3: Of course, when I hear a LOOPEI fiasco a fucking
Speaker 3: because I want to pick up loup beggas I felt
Speaker 3: he here you.
Speaker 1: Twitter.
Speaker 3: But when I hear Loop AI Fiasco or T live
Speaker 3: Quality a nas J Cole, when I hear real hip hop,
Speaker 3: always but I can't be mad at.
Speaker 1: My bitch is bad and boogie buck up coca with
Speaker 1: that because because you know why, I ain't aged. I
Speaker 1: ain't age. That's Elliott Wilson trade. Don't worry about it.
Speaker 1: We know you don't know who he is. Don't problem, please,
Speaker 1: nigga have it all right? Come on, you're what you
Speaker 1: came in. You came with a bag of wing. And
Speaker 1: where your weigle? Yeah, go ahead, nigga, I thinkgas got
Speaker 1: some weik So bring heroin. I'm saying. You understand I'm saying.
Speaker 1: What I'm saying is I can't.
Speaker 15: I'm gonna fuck with the old one.
Speaker 2: You don't do that.
Speaker 1: That's how taking the niggaho, the lookings to the woman
Speaker 1: get a.
Speaker 2: And then you know I used to when I when
Speaker 2: I used to cop some dope, right, you know I
Speaker 2: used to cop up at right there on one hundred
Speaker 2: and forty seventh Broadway between Broadway and Amsterdam.
Speaker 1: That's the one time, yea, the Dominicans.
Speaker 2: One time I'm up in that motherfucker buying some some dope,
Speaker 2: and the motherfucker took me upstairs. The dude sitting at
Speaker 2: the desk, he had the cocaine right there in the
Speaker 2: luminum fall.
Speaker 1: He had the crusher.
Speaker 2: He was sitting there crushing and putting it in the
Speaker 2: luminum fall and one of them saying pop and what
Speaker 2: he said, Nigga, the police was coming in. While I'm standing,
Speaker 2: I swear to God. While I'm standing there copping, they
Speaker 2: started starting running.
Speaker 1: I said, man, what what I'm doing. So the dude
Speaker 1: that was serving the coat, I followed him. He's like,
Speaker 1: come on, and I swear, we were just running through
Speaker 1: the doors. God in New York. And when we ran out,
Speaker 1: we came out of a door.
Speaker 2: Nigga.
Speaker 1: We was on the inside of the apartment like it was.
Speaker 2: Like like in New York in the fridays, they had
Speaker 2: like a fork on the inside of them.
Speaker 1: The courtyard, like a courtyard inside of the process like
Speaker 1: you turn like the projects are surrounded on the side.
Speaker 2: Nigga, we was talking. We was running through motherfucker water
Speaker 2: and all that. We went through a door and there
Speaker 2: we was on water. Yeah, we was on one twenty
Speaker 2: fifth Street. Now we was on Broadway when we went
Speaker 2: through the door. We walked out the door, Niggas. We
Speaker 2: was on Broadway.
Speaker 1: He went that way. I went that way. I said, Nigga,
Speaker 1: ain't never coming on you.
Speaker 2: When I when I moved act, when I first moved
Speaker 2: to New York, York. I had a Cadillac, right, and
Speaker 2: I went to pick a girl. This bitch said, I
Speaker 2: didn't know you drove a cab.
Speaker 1: I said, just.
Speaker 16: From Indiana, just a luxury India, like a cab. Lucky
Speaker 16: people they leave you got. I wouldn't wear these my
Speaker 16: bucks to a backpipe.
Speaker 1: You ain't buried, man, where even though were happened to
Speaker 1: that boy? I can't you, Mike, Yeah, we're gonna shot
Speaker 1: your feet. You're gonna shoot his feet. She's going to
Speaker 1: the Michael Jackson to night. Oh ship, she got she
Speaker 1: got real love.
Speaker 10: We got lucky, and you get back like somebody got
Speaker 10: the loves of the New York raphers.
Speaker 1: I've never really seen him down south. No, very man,
Speaker 1: we're talking about we don't with Barry. I'm here in
Speaker 1: New York. That's the same bed. Woa there.
Speaker 10: That's a whole other country down there. Yeah, come on,
Speaker 10: that's the same thing. No, no, no, that's the right city.
Speaker 10: Everybody from New York, all y'all go to family unions
Speaker 10: down south.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm not lying with you. Nobody going to
Speaker 1: chef Ain't nobody going to Brooklyn.
Speaker 2: For ant go see the game, but we ain't going
Speaker 2: to No, damn, we'll.
Speaker 3: Go see Jesuary very right, Black, your family and you
Speaker 3: in the down south South Carolina, South Aabaina, Louisiana, Florida.
Speaker 2: And the education in New York. You can run down
Speaker 2: the same down South.
Speaker 1: Yea, yeah, usually with the first fine New York niggas
Speaker 1: down you know, right, New York.
Speaker 2: Shut the video.
Speaker 1: You ain't yet. Oh god, damn. I don't like Yeah,
Speaker 1: Thatson got the hell out of the hill.
Speaker 2: Listen.
Speaker 1: I don't like yeah. I'll be in that accurate this
Speaker 1: this is crazy. You love it that it got grass?
Speaker 1: You like that tagle? Mom? Did you have to turn
Speaker 1: like this? Called freemooth? It's a lot of things you
Speaker 1: can put on your front right smooth. It ain't smooth
Speaker 1: that you can take them on for twenty years. I
Speaker 1: still ain't used to it. Wow, fat, But it's it's
Speaker 1: you know, it's.
Speaker 3: Meant to loosen the guests up because you know it's
Speaker 3: actually an herb. It's actually that you know, so it
Speaker 3: ain't bad for you. It ain't bad for you, but
Speaker 3: but but it's real bad for you. If a person
Speaker 3: ain't ready, they talking about man, you.
Speaker 1: Know, you know I was thinking popping Lizzy Lohan.
Speaker 2: Like, what the.
Speaker 1: On here? Right?
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's very pleasing, So that's how you get it
Speaker 8: out of the people. But you know, you guys are
Speaker 8: already liberal. It's not really working with you guys because
Speaker 8: you guys are already just an open book and this
Speaker 8: is a fantastic thing.
Speaker 1: So what does comedians need to do? Because like right now, right,
Speaker 1: hip hop and hip hop?
Speaker 3: I feel like hip hop in order for hip hop
Speaker 3: to keep surviving and keep maintaining a person like me
Speaker 3: who's considered the old person only even though I'm only
Speaker 3: thirty nine, I'm considered the old person because I came
Speaker 3: out since I was, you know, seventeen eighteen.
Speaker 1: But for me, to me to sustain hip hop is
Speaker 1: just like I'm just gonna.
Speaker 3: Support anything in hip hop, right, I'm gonna support everything.
Speaker 3: Anybody that's popping, I'm gonna help them maintain they popping, right,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna help them.
Speaker 14: You know.
Speaker 3: But what does comedy need to do to keep sustaining?
Speaker 3: So it's more younger generation people getting in to the
Speaker 3: comedic stance and then maintaining the righteousness, being original. That's
Speaker 3: the whole key to being yourself. You can look at
Speaker 3: Mike Elpes, but you can't be Mike Epps. You can
Speaker 3: watch me, you can watch Dave Chapelle, but you can't
Speaker 3: be us Chris Rob.
Speaker 2: You gotta be who you are. That's will make comedy.
Speaker 2: So your nigga, it's about you. If you ain't gonna
Speaker 2: be who you is, you can't go up there and
Speaker 2: take And it takes time for you find your voice
Speaker 2: in comedy because it takes to really learn how to
Speaker 2: be a comedian.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. They made you laugh, yeah,
Speaker 1: because you can go up the next night and bomb.
Speaker 2: I know a lot of comedy that was funny one
Speaker 2: night and it ain't see him no more because they got.
Speaker 1: Booed, and it's like I ain't going.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And comedy is not music, right because music you
Speaker 2: can blow up overnight, but not comedy.
Speaker 1: You can play the symbol to be the comedy you
Speaker 1: have to.
Speaker 2: It takes time for you to learn the craft and
Speaker 2: build yourself up. But one thing about comics and comedians,
Speaker 2: we never go away. No, they don't respect well, well,
Speaker 2: this is the reality of that is that you guys
Speaker 2: got an opportunity to go over seas. And I mean
Speaker 2: like in some countries, nor Jega is brand new.
Speaker 1: I can imagine you, like.
Speaker 2: You brand new like them when them saws come out,
Speaker 2: because them them countries and some of these sea cities
Speaker 2: are dated.
Speaker 1: They really primitive.
Speaker 2: They don't really they get the material very long they do,
Speaker 2: and you brand new to them, and they don't understand
Speaker 2: that the ship that's two ahead of them is what
Speaker 2: it's playing.
Speaker 1: Now. You're gonna always eat too, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: That's the great thing. But but you have to be
Speaker 1: a great artist.
Speaker 2: And what I do notice about that is that a
Speaker 2: lot of the older artists that come from your era,
Speaker 2: theyre the ones eating right like these new artists. I
Speaker 2: don't think they're gonna eat like that when they get old.
Speaker 2: But the longevity when every day they won't be it's
Speaker 2: a new artist every day.
Speaker 1: And what he was saying, like he saying supporting all
Speaker 1: the new artists. The difference is that a lot of
Speaker 1: these they all sound the same, like you say, develop
Speaker 1: your own thing, right. It sounds like the nineties era.
Speaker 1: You could not sound like the next.
Speaker 3: But that's why I'm big up the comedic stance, because
Speaker 3: you can't go on the show on a comedy show.
Speaker 1: Sounded like just the very same.
Speaker 3: Noah came on before you you came But right now
Speaker 3: there's three twenty one savages.
Speaker 1: This is a twenty one savage, twenty two is a
Speaker 1: twenty two twenty three Yeah, I'm a twenty five sad. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm savage. Gonna tell him that? Are you gonna tell
Speaker 1: them that? Are everybody just lead twenty one second? Like
Speaker 1: he established the name first. I don't give a full right,
Speaker 1: but he should be the only one yourself. I don't
Speaker 1: care what you say. You rap like here in the
Speaker 1: Widen Protection Program. That's how you to me? Just talking
Speaker 1: he to me now, but they're looking at me right yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But that's what I like about my new artists.
Speaker 3: When when I see a new artist that's actually afraid
Speaker 3: of the cameras, I actually gravitate to him more because.
Speaker 1: I know that that's what the era I come from.
Speaker 1: I'm afraid. I got a question for you.
Speaker 10: By being a New York rapper, how did you feel
Speaker 10: when rich Tommy Kahn didn't know the verse to Biggie
Speaker 10: Small Song.
Speaker 1: We just talked about this with with the tribe situation.
Speaker 1: Every since they have been about You've been in New York.
Speaker 10: Please, I got a degree in psychiomy and not abound
Speaker 10: the state university.
Speaker 1: I just teach school.
Speaker 2: It was, But I can make more money telling jokes
Speaker 2: with Mike Epps.
Speaker 1: And I get sleep later.
Speaker 2: Nigga, nigga, you better give me that forty dollars from
Speaker 2: that streep. Why you're sitting there telling me all these
Speaker 2: degrees and ship. I set there at the bitch, That
Speaker 2: bitch that you had over there, she sat there and
Speaker 2: danced for you and kept looking at me because the bitch.
Speaker 1: No, I was gonna give you the money. Now, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm not webbing on your ass. Now you get that nerve.
Speaker 2: That's that gas money from ninety six. So well, no,
Speaker 2: but that's real ship.
Speaker 1: This might after week this, Oh, come on, it's from
Speaker 1: County baby. Yeah, this what you want? No, I can't
Speaker 1: tell you all that kind of ship. I brought it
Speaker 1: from Atlanta. I'm for big boys. Watch this show too. Now,
Speaker 1: they ain't fucking with us.
Speaker 2: Man, love your chef. They got a whole social network.
Speaker 2: That's what the niggas don't understand. Has got a whole
Speaker 2: social network. The fans be tagging each other and everything.
Speaker 2: That's why I nigga standing there on nothing with the gun.
Speaker 2: It's like, nigga, why is you telling on your sake?
Speaker 2: It's a snitchy society now, Yeah, because it because because
Speaker 2: guess what. The first thing I'm saying to myself when
Speaker 2: I see a motherfucker with all of them guns on
Speaker 2: the internet. Now, I'm saying to myself, somebody around there
Speaker 2: ain't never been to prison, right because somebody is able
Speaker 2: to go buy these guns. So there's a nerd around
Speaker 2: here buying these guns. It's a little cause of gun laws.
Speaker 1: Is that stupid?
Speaker 3: I ain't gonna lie, not from New York born and raised. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I came out here. My niggas was going to Walmart
Speaker 3: buying bullets. I'm serious, like this is whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's that's that's different in different states. Yea.
Speaker 1: In the South, you show gun show by an arsenal army.
Speaker 1: Look at Mike hitting that ship like an old nigga.
Speaker 1: Look at you. I am old, no, no, no, you
Speaker 1: an old player. I'm telling you, an old player. Man.
Speaker 1: That's that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: I see a lot of these Commandians.
Speaker 2: I grew up in the real in the after our
Speaker 2: clubs where it was old players in there, and they
Speaker 2: was all gambling it. Have a sign on the wall
Speaker 2: and said no guns, dope and.
Speaker 1: All of that and all of that is in there.
Speaker 1: That's why we're in there.
Speaker 2: One time, I was seventeen, right, I'm in the after
Speaker 2: our club shooting crass with all these old players and
Speaker 2: pencil shit.
Speaker 1: And back in the nineties, the police used just jump
Speaker 1: out the car.
Speaker 2: So if you ain't have that dope up under your
Speaker 2: tongue like that ready to swallow it, they gonna bust you.
Speaker 1: They gonna catch you.
Speaker 2: They going in your drawers and everything with the flashlight.
Speaker 2: So I took a motherfucking razor. I had them old
Speaker 2: starter jackets, you know them started. I had a greater
Speaker 2: started jacket and I cut the motherfuckers.
Speaker 1: The hem in it and put the dope down in there.
Speaker 2: So the police has searched me and the whole time
Speaker 2: I got the packs in my motherfucking jacket. Man, I'm
Speaker 2: in the after our club and I take the dice
Speaker 2: and when I throw the.
Speaker 1: Dice out, cocaine came out too.
Speaker 2: When the cocaine came out o place, and one old
Speaker 2: nigga grabbed me to get you out of here and
Speaker 2: he had me like this and he took me out time.
Speaker 2: He said, man, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Speaker 2: And he said, nigga, how much you want to do?
Speaker 1: I said, I made another out right cocaine a drug. See.
Speaker 2: See that's the thing man, see that. See that's one
Speaker 2: thing about New York in l A. New York City
Speaker 2: in l A has always been the leaders of black
Speaker 2: men in America and other cities. The biggest influence was
Speaker 2: New York in l A on a lot of cities
Speaker 2: in America, And depending on what city you lived.
Speaker 1: In and who you thought was cool, you would roll
Speaker 1: with them.
Speaker 2: So if it was the West Coast and you was
Speaker 2: from some city, you would roll with the West Coast,
Speaker 2: or if you was from another city and you would
Speaker 2: roll with New York. But it's a lot of real
Speaker 2: niggas all over the world. They just don't have a
Speaker 2: brand name.
Speaker 1: You see what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: You know, when you're from New York and you from
Speaker 2: LA and you automatically get branded as a real nigga.
Speaker 1: You see what I'm saying. You have to literally go
Speaker 1: to them, nigga.
Speaker 2: You literally had to go to New York in LA
Speaker 2: and go down in them niggas neighborhoods and run around
Speaker 2: their real friends for them friends to tell them, that's
Speaker 2: a bitch ass nigga. Man, the niggas that nigga ain't
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying. That's how that shit work.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean, That's how that ship worked
Speaker 2: right there. I do it all the time. I check
Speaker 2: every motherfucker's file in the business. They don't even know it.
Speaker 2: I'll be standing right there with their friends. I haven't
Speaker 2: met none of your friend Hans though.
Speaker 1: Everybody here is my friend. I know it's the family reunion.
Speaker 1: So we got the call. When you got the call
Speaker 1: that you said, they said, Noriega wants to do the.
Speaker 3: How did you fail because the record didn't come out yet.
Speaker 3: Remember that's how I know you're a real nigga.
Speaker 1: Let me let me big you up. Hold on, let
Speaker 1: me big you up because I'll be caught in in
Speaker 1: yours from back in the day. They have because I
Speaker 1: wanted so bad head bands we had that. I said, man,
Speaker 1: I look at.
Speaker 2: Head bands that head man talking about it was white and.
Speaker 1: I said, man as because you don't know your niggas
Speaker 1: is dressing.
Speaker 2: Man, niggas get all the clothes before any niggas down.
Speaker 3: Look, your niggas ain't even bicking me up. Did you
Speaker 3: see how I just poured that? Are you a fool
Speaker 3: with the dressing?
Speaker 1: Come on, you could look look at the perfectly.
Speaker 17: If you don't get them over, rap gives you can
Speaker 17: be a part. Turn to waiter.
Speaker 1: Now that I can tell you he drink champagne like
Speaker 1: that on time that hit it.
Speaker 2: Come hey, man, niggas are scared of Donald Trump, but
Speaker 2: let me tell you.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something about Donald Trump. Tell me
Speaker 1: something about Donald Trump. Donald Trump, he don't want to
Speaker 1: be the president. He met Steve Harvey. Yeah many times. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the first I didn't. I didn't understand that. Listen, Steve Harvey.
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey is he don't give a what a nigga
Speaker 1: think about him, right, That's how he feels.
Speaker 2: It's like a nigga can't do nothing for me, no way,
Speaker 2: So I don't give a fuck what your niggas think
Speaker 2: about me. Steve Harvey is on a daytime television show
Speaker 2: and all of his fans are probably Donald Trump's fans, right.
Speaker 1: In some kind of way.
Speaker 2: Somebody then told him that and he was like, fuck
Speaker 2: them niggas, and I put that pistol on all you
Speaker 2: bitch has nigga, I have from Cleveland.
Speaker 1: Here's from Cleveland. Yeah, so I'll tell you how the
Speaker 1: niggas feel. Man, the nigga probably.
Speaker 2: But but but the thing about being a black man
Speaker 2: in America and you from the you're from poverty, and
Speaker 2: you from the ghetto, is that people in the that
Speaker 2: was in office, they never really had nothing to do
Speaker 2: with your motherfucking life anyway. It never affected you anyway
Speaker 2: because you've always been on the bottom, no matter who
Speaker 2: the fuck got an office, nigga been how what I've
Speaker 2: been in I've been on the budget. Obama was the
Speaker 2: first time we had a president and Clinton where I
Speaker 2: had anything in my pocket. All the other presidents they
Speaker 2: never affected me anyway. Reagan affected me because he put
Speaker 2: them foodstack my mama's Yeah, he put them foodstamps in.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Reagan getting money, man, and motherfuckers don't understand that
Speaker 1: the country.
Speaker 2: Republicans, and when Republicans is in office, niggas get money
Speaker 2: because the country is.
Speaker 1: Based off of crime.
Speaker 2: Any motherfucker, the criminals built this motherfucker country, man, real,
Speaker 2: So when the streets.
Speaker 1: Ain't eating ain't nobody eating So what what what?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: What Trump is finn do?
Speaker 2: Is he finna make the whole the whole country is
Speaker 2: about to be about Snapchat.
Speaker 1: They're not USA.
Speaker 2: Snap Snapchat us because he's making America the entertainment capital, which.
Speaker 1: It already was. But he wanted he want to make
Speaker 1: this do Bay.
Speaker 2: But don't forget that's why he's doing all the remodel
Speaker 2: on this ship, because it's it's all entertainment for him.
Speaker 1: He's using the United States to sell his dope. He
Speaker 1: said he ain't gonna stay in the White House. You know,
Speaker 1: he said, stay the white in New York, New York.
Speaker 1: Respect that white.
Speaker 3: He gonna end up staying because that nigga, that nigga
Speaker 3: off is next to the Gucci store.
Speaker 2: That all Okay, I know you're a new president, but
Speaker 2: don't get on Thursday, Obama mixtape drop.
Speaker 1: It's download Obama Ship. The name of the Obama's mix
Speaker 1: tape is I want my mouth, safety, just security back
Speaker 1: from the White House.
Speaker 2: I want my first month and last month rent back
Speaker 2: that I had to pay when I got in the
Speaker 2: White House.
Speaker 1: You think it's gonna be that bad, Yeah, that's bad.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be We're gonna blow your money. It's gonna be,
Speaker 1: we will be weird because he already every day here
Speaker 1: on Twitter he's very angry.
Speaker 2: Well, he wants to be famous. Yeah, he wanted to
Speaker 2: like a bridge and spam right, like a sixteen year
Speaker 2: old lady, like an old white lady. And the niggas
Speaker 2: that's endorsing them. They the niggas that's endorsing Donald Trump.
Speaker 2: They them, and the niggas that don't give a fuck
Speaker 2: what the nigga is saying about, right, because that's he
Speaker 2: can't get nobody to perform this weekend.
Speaker 1: You might play my mixtape to nobody want to play.
Speaker 1: He can't get nobody. He called you right now say
Speaker 1: at five minutes, Well, he basically told you that he
Speaker 1: was racist. He basically told you that he that he
Speaker 1: from they want with Steve Harvey. Steve, he just told you, Well,
Speaker 1: the same about Steve.
Speaker 12: Jim Brown hurt me as he put her in the
Speaker 12: cabinet Morosa, the chick from his reality.
Speaker 1: Which one of them, Well, let's see which one of them?
Speaker 2: Black people get up on dream and play joker and
Speaker 2: get what they need to get to help us, because
Speaker 2: we might it might be one.
Speaker 1: Of them doing that. Which one do you think can
Speaker 1: do it? Though? You think Jim Brown is the one
Speaker 1: that's doing that. Jim Brown, Jim Brown that with him,
Speaker 1: that's right, he's getting willing to get the jet to
Speaker 1: give my nigga that caught the body. What's the nigga
Speaker 1: that caught the bottles? Ray Lewis? Ray Lewis, Yeah, what's
Speaker 1: when he's ray Lewis to hit what's little that niggas
Speaker 1: as out of what promote him to hang with him? Up?
Speaker 1: What's tyson? Dude? Don King?
Speaker 3: Donkey King ain't craving years old though he did everything
Speaker 3: but died.
Speaker 1: He out of him, saying over Donkey, you don't know
Speaker 1: where he just hang out with that? He did? He
Speaker 1: one of my little bitches. Mitchell said. The Vince was
Speaker 1: in the bathroom and the phone rang and he said,
Speaker 1: don King.
Speaker 6: So he's got And when I hit it said, ain't
Speaker 6: tag a bone tag all.
Speaker 2: I've never had been here, dream that ship. Y'all better
Speaker 2: put a leasha on this little look a little man, dude,
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: I had rollerblades. One nigga that the bok got me?
Speaker 2: Fun nigga, you ain't telling me I wasn't supposed to
Speaker 2: get up, niggah.
Speaker 1: He was putting on my looks for a second. Doubt
Speaker 1: nigga everything Now you're throwing up, you like, and he
Speaker 1: got together now now you know it was dragging right,
Speaker 1: You know that is nerve. His pill just kicked in.
Speaker 1: The pill just kicked in. The dragon was on thay
Speaker 1: that Mondy.
Speaker 18: Just hit.
Speaker 1: With the tiger. Heard of my life. That was funny.
Speaker 2: Shout out to Shout out to Sea Murder man, shout
Speaker 2: out to se Murder.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know, man, that's my man right there,
Speaker 1: see Murder. That's what. Yeah, that's that's that's see. That's why.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's why.
Speaker 2: When I be seeing all these rappers and these dudes
Speaker 2: doing all that stuff like that, and then you think
Speaker 2: of somebody like Se Murder, you say yourself, y'all need
Speaker 2: this bullship for real. If you're getting money and you're
Speaker 2: enjoying life, just do that. And if you're not gonna
Speaker 2: do that, and you're gonna do the other thing, really
Speaker 2: do it bull all the way the other way.
Speaker 1: Don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't even play with it. It ain't no game
Speaker 2: serious about that game. Don't do Examples of what not
Speaker 2: to do right. Yeah, don't do it, man, because the
Speaker 2: day you layoffs, the day you payoff.
Speaker 1: Put drink. You should see them.
Speaker 2: He was wrestling with something on the piece of sweat,
Speaker 2: y'all gonn see.
Speaker 1: You gotta show everybody go get his other jewey, you
Speaker 1: gotta better show you. This is the jury by the show.
Speaker 1: You gotta should like, don't get the big piece. You
Speaker 1: got the glasses. We gotta show nigga. That's called damn nigga.
Speaker 1: Whis those man? I got them the liquor stuff that liquid? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got the bucks right there on Marisa, He's I'm
Speaker 1: gonna we got five more minutes and that's it. Oh man,
Speaker 1: I thought it was Are you really hold on? Are
Speaker 1: you really taking a piece? Are you going to shoot?
Speaker 1: You're go with me? I'm your follow Come out you
Speaker 1: want to strong? I see you walking with a straw?
Speaker 1: What I know?
Speaker 19: You with me to take your ship? That nigga used
Speaker 19: to take some ship with me on them? You want
Speaker 19: some one of that actually did that before?
Speaker 1: It was a shooter. I'm a different type of ning, right.
Speaker 1: I was a shooter, so okay, I shooting nigga. So
Speaker 1: when I used to bring see things in your arm.
Speaker 1: Look at that. I'm not a shooter. You're you're talking
Speaker 1: about shooting?
Speaker 4: Talking about Yeah, yeah, what's that favorite what's the favorite vein?
Speaker 1: What with favorite vein? I ain't ain't he said, you
Speaker 1: shoot shooter a comedian. I got heard you're gonna let
Speaker 1: me take my car's way too. That ship, girl walk
Speaker 1: my real TV.
Speaker 2: Show man in the room. Man, there's some frames, man,
Speaker 2: we get them. Man, Freddy mine, he's saying, Freddy mines
Speaker 2: right there at the few mourn you man did. Man smiled,
Speaker 2: y'all niggas. Man, this is that ship right here. Man,
Speaker 2: y'all should be shooting dice out of y'all. Y'all on
Speaker 2: four five six. That's four five six or something that
Speaker 2: nobody just got dice. Just carry somebody, go to the
Speaker 2: liquor store and get some dice. Man, cut your motherfucker,
Speaker 2: young rich niggas out three four thousand a piece. That
Speaker 2: nigga loaded right there, the one with the beer with
Speaker 2: the chains on loaded.
Speaker 1: Load me right there. Man. I want to gamble with you. Man,
Speaker 1: what's the head of the dice game? What's the most
Speaker 1: I had the most of the thirty thousand, thirty thousand.
Speaker 2: I beat Jerrel LeVert, I beat Jay Lavert and uh
Speaker 2: course yeah, way I beat.
Speaker 1: The bath bathroom. Yo, listen, let these niggas go craz
Speaker 1: What does the niggas say he beat? He said, you
Speaker 1: beat Joelvert? He said, he said he won thirty thousands
Speaker 1: of shooting dice. Shooting dice? Wait wait what yep?
Speaker 2: I won thirty thousand off of Jerrel Vert and she
Speaker 2: sweat one time and both of them, No, I've won
Speaker 2: thirty between the both of them shooting dice. How about
Speaker 2: you lost, oh man, honey, loss one motherfucker. Charles Oakley
Speaker 2: beat me out of forty thousand one night in the
Speaker 2: hotel room. How glad you gave it to him because
Speaker 2: you don't mind fighting, and I know you to kick
Speaker 2: his ass. You just went at him, shot ship out.
Speaker 2: That's the only thing about it. That's the only thing
Speaker 2: about being black. People don't understand how hard it is
Speaker 2: to a young a man in America. We don't know
Speaker 2: how hard it is because we just live in it.
Speaker 2: But when you're on the outside looking at us that
Speaker 2: live in America, this is a very hard place to
Speaker 2: live in. But you know what.
Speaker 1: A finish lost album is called filthy America.
Speaker 3: It's beautiful because they're actually big enough everything that's bad
Speaker 3: in America, and they're actually big enough everything that's good
Speaker 3: in America. So you just describe that.
Speaker 10: I'm just saying, how when people walk up to me
Speaker 10: and they'll say your wrong name, when you get offended
Speaker 10: because you tell them that ain't my name, It's like,
Speaker 10: would you do the community to know I'm not you
Speaker 10: black folks be I don't get when they don't know
Speaker 10: who you are instead of.
Speaker 1: Just asking who you are, Like if they don't know
Speaker 1: what is another comedian?
Speaker 10: Right say, didn't get a fitting? You said that ain't
Speaker 10: my name? You showing you driver's license was, don't give
Speaker 10: them a fun what they say?
Speaker 1: I know who you are.
Speaker 2: I'm dealing with right now all the time. Yeah, people
Speaker 2: call me all the time. People are like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: class man call him.
Speaker 1: We need to jump you what you said? They call
Speaker 1: you your Dina, your dina. I'm a classic.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: You're trying to throw one in. I did he man?
Speaker 2: When they do Morgan Freeman's life story, I'm coming to
Speaker 2: get you because you looks just like Morgan Freeman. It's
Speaker 2: all good nesson Mandel. You look like a cross between
Speaker 2: Morgan Freeman, jay Z and Nake came on the seawrette.
Speaker 1: It's all good.
Speaker 10: Let me tell you, look like a cross between James Ingham, Nelson, Mandela,
Speaker 10: your Dina and my uber driver.
Speaker 1: You look across between a man and a pig. You're
Speaker 1: a mean man. That's a good one. That's a good one.
Speaker 1: Ron DMC.
Speaker 2: With your love boots in the background, Russell said, college, yeah, man.
Speaker 1: Shout out to jay Z. I love jay Z. Now, yeah, but.
Speaker 2: Let me ask they're doing a lot of great things
Speaker 2: that titled you know what I mean, a.
Speaker 1: Lot of music behind the scenes we're doing it. But
Speaker 1: let me ask you a question. Man, I forgot, I got,
Speaker 1: I got, so let me let me I got rich
Speaker 1: with that? What's up with that move? Because you know,
Speaker 1: I thought about it this morning. I woke up in
Speaker 1: the morning and I said.
Speaker 3: Damn, because you know, Rich, probably that's gotta be hard
Speaker 3: to play, because you're gonna play because that that's not
Speaker 3: just a comedic brow.
Speaker 1: That is a lighte frow. That's serious. It's a light.
Speaker 3: He was in love with a white woman, and the
Speaker 3: men and any women, but in the middle.
Speaker 1: And and and he was still a nigga.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so he was like the first person to say
Speaker 3: that the rains don't really matter.
Speaker 1: Like whoever love you, love him back? Come on and
Speaker 1: now you got it. You got that role. Explain, explain,
Speaker 1: just explain that well, I mean, you know, that's like,
Speaker 1: that's like you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: By the way, I'm sorry to cut you off an
Speaker 3: ask you a question, but there's no of the person
Speaker 3: in the world I wanted to play that role.
Speaker 1: I appreciate that man like hands down, was like Mike,
Speaker 1: that is it. But but explain how the process was
Speaker 1: getting it?
Speaker 2: Well, you know, I was I was out about doing
Speaker 2: my thing and his wife reached out to meet the
Speaker 2: white One. Yeah, yeah, watch that people. Yes, yes, Jennifer
Speaker 2: Prior she reached out to me and said that they
Speaker 2: were doing the film about the old man and come
Speaker 2: and come seeing.
Speaker 1: She said, come up to the house and see him
Speaker 1: because he was still alive. He was still alive. Oh ship,
Speaker 1: that has been that long the movie has been Wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's been a long road, man, And it's been
Speaker 2: a lot of set ready and no goals, you know, but.
Speaker 1: It was a hell of a process, man. You know.
Speaker 1: Champagne and the Fridge I went. I went to visit him, man,
Speaker 1: and it was amazing. Man. It was like it was
Speaker 1: like it was like this cribon Cali.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like if you had to go see
Speaker 2: Africa bambody exactly.
Speaker 20: You know what I'm saying, that kind of shuithor cool
Speaker 20: that's real, Like you have to go see cool hurt.
Speaker 1: Cool. Yeah, he was playing cool hurt. You know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying.
Speaker 2: That would be That made me like, you know, I
Speaker 2: mean real real ship cool hurt right like and I
Speaker 2: can't That's how it felt to me as a comic
Speaker 2: to go see a grand wizard.
Speaker 1: It was a wizard, man. It was like I was
Speaker 1: going to see Yoda straight up, you know what I mean? Like,
Speaker 1: now you walk in the crib. Is he in a wheelchair?
Speaker 1: At this time? He's in a wheelchair. He's got he's
Speaker 1: got multiple sclerosis, So that means but it's still funny.
Speaker 1: I heard already, still funny nerve disorder, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean.
Speaker 2: So he can't really talk or move on that one
Speaker 2: because the only way he could talk to you was
Speaker 2: through his eyes, you know what I mean. Because he's
Speaker 2: got multiple scrosis, he he can he feel how we feel,
Speaker 2: But just imagine you feel how you feel right now,
Speaker 2: like you feel. You could talk and stuff, but you
Speaker 2: can't move express it. You can't express it only through
Speaker 2: your eyes, you know what I'm saying. So when you
Speaker 2: say something to me, you like.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I might blink my eyes or roll my eyes
Speaker 2: if I don't like something, I might just row my
Speaker 2: eyes that you like, fuck that ship, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 1: That's what I was. I had to read that.
Speaker 2: Some days I went up there, I could tell he
Speaker 2: ain't want to be bothered. He was looking at me
Speaker 2: like niggas by you know what I mean. Sometimes when
Speaker 2: I come in, when I come in the door, he
Speaker 2: just be looking.
Speaker 1: At it, look at that.
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, So I'd be like, oh, he
Speaker 2: ain't feeling it tonight. And some days I made him laugh.
Speaker 1: You know. His wife said he ain't laughed in years.
Speaker 2: But the days that I came in the house and
Speaker 2: I tried to make him laugh, he wouldn't laugh.
Speaker 1: How did you know if he was laughing.
Speaker 2: I wasn't trying to make him laugh, and I was
Speaker 2: just being myself. You know what I'm saying. When I
Speaker 2: was like, I'm just being regular, and I wasn't trying
Speaker 2: to make him laugh. He was laughing because the little
Speaker 2: maid walked through because he had a maid wife man,
Speaker 2: and she farted.
Speaker 1: Only me and him, Only me and him heard it.
Speaker 1: Were sitting there together, and she said and when.
Speaker 2: She said, his eyes looked over at me, and I
Speaker 2: looked at him and I said, damn, that ass sounds
Speaker 2: like I'd been tempered with.
Speaker 21: And he said, I made Richard. I made Richard proud.
Speaker 1: You drink. Don't die on m please. We went to
Speaker 1: went to can you take you? You ain't taking boy
Speaker 1: rich your problems living?
Speaker 2: He definitely would have been ANYEGA fan, Let's make some annoy.
Speaker 1: You know. When you called me after the video, I was,
Speaker 1: but that's the thing I was trying to ask. It was,
Speaker 1: let me tell you something.
Speaker 3: You know, who is the Steve car Steve the actual
Speaker 3: director who filmed Next Friday and now depth Jam, I
Speaker 3: finally go Platinum, do whatever? So Deth Jam trying to
Speaker 3: flow us on me. They said, well, we're gonna get
Speaker 3: you the the illis director of us.
Speaker 1: I said, well, who is that?
Speaker 3: They said, Steve Carr? I said, I don't know that nigga.
Speaker 3: They said, that's the nigga that did Next Friday. I said,
Speaker 3: the next Friday. Yeah, except for real.
Speaker 1: He is like that, tell him bring Mike Apps. I
Speaker 1: love you for that man, that's real. And I bluffed
Speaker 1: up until the day and they said he got my gaps.
Speaker 1: I said wow, because I'm like, you.
Speaker 3: Know, because I wanted you to go a different record
Speaker 3: at the time.
Speaker 1: But when they said I and I was like, because
Speaker 1: I wanted to film. We shot shot law want.
Speaker 2: Some ship now we shot? I seen we shot was
Speaker 2: in Santa Monica. Yeah, it was in Santa Monica.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 3: I also had Alex Thomas in there all time. I
Speaker 3: never knew Alex Thomas went.
Speaker 1: On tour with n W Way that motherfucker been around.
Speaker 1: I ain't know that nigga four years old. Yes, Thomas T. K.
Speaker 1: Kirkland was in the n w A video The Niggas
Speaker 1: is ninety nine. I just had a friend. I just
Speaker 1: had a friend that was That was a guy who
Speaker 1: was one of snoops, guy named Ricky Harris to die
Speaker 1: played Tad Blessed Ricky. He died just recently and I
Speaker 1: didn't know how much work he did here.
Speaker 10: Niggas want some champagne, We might as well question who
Speaker 10: is the dude that hold your jury?
Speaker 1: Who me? I know?
Speaker 10: The whole new jewels because you chin you didn't have
Speaker 10: that jewey that chain on that for you yesterday twitched
Speaker 10: up yesterday I had gold.
Speaker 1: No, you had on the bathtub stop and you want
Speaker 1: to bathtubs? I respect that. I respect respect this. What
Speaker 1: are you from?
Speaker 3: Queens from Queens? Left Rock City, left right City City? Yes, sir,
Speaker 3: I had a bitch over there. Everybody got mentioned over there,
Speaker 3: and I had another thing. Man, I had a visit
Speaker 3: work at V A M. The whole life was based
Speaker 3: on V I M.
Speaker 1: Go out City. Listen Bronx that up there off the
Speaker 1: off of the Deacon. I used to drive on the Deacon.
Speaker 1: See man, Yeah, see, I was in New York and
Speaker 1: I look, I ran around all I used to be around.
Speaker 2: Tracy Morgan and all them. I started with all them dudes.
Speaker 2: But I wasn't from New York.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: But we always thought you was from you because you
Speaker 3: picked the swag so good.
Speaker 1: Because that's how I'm a chameleon. That's what I ask.
Speaker 1: What I do when I'm in Rome, I do what
Speaker 1: the romans do. Because I'm an actor. See, I learned
Speaker 1: that young when I was young, and because I ain't
Speaker 1: never been no tough looking motherfucker. So motherfuckers would.
Speaker 2: Try me because I was light skin as curly hair,
Speaker 2: and I had a bitness lamper. So the ugly niggas
Speaker 2: gonna whoop my ass. I'm gonna get up pone this nigga,
Speaker 2: but it ain't know I had a.
Speaker 1: Lot of heart.
Speaker 2: So I pull out a cigarette in front of it.
Speaker 2: I'll be nine years old. I pull a cigarette out
Speaker 2: and start smoking it.
Speaker 1: So the toughest nigga be looking at me like that's
Speaker 1: a bad nig cigarette. You know what I'm saying. But
Speaker 1: that's that's been my thing, man, You know what I mean.
Speaker 1: And for motherfucker.
Speaker 2: See, I tell I tell every motherfucker you're going to Indianapolis.
Speaker 2: When you go through that motherfucker and you ask the
Speaker 2: niggas about me.
Speaker 1: Gonna tell you the truth. That's what you do to
Speaker 1: a nigga. You go to his.
Speaker 2: Hometown and they gonna tell on your motherfucking ass. I
Speaker 2: dare that nigga to go back and check my ship.
Speaker 2: They're gonna tell you about me and be trying to
Speaker 2: get in your pocket.
Speaker 1: Too, God damn it her word of guard. And listen,
Speaker 1: let me just that's how it became. Who I am
Speaker 1: cracking jokes and.
Speaker 2: Tell you I'm an unsuccessful thug.
Speaker 1: That ship did I tried to wear.
Speaker 2: Now, you know what you got to be born with
Speaker 2: that you got to be You got to be really,
Speaker 2: really a heartless motherfucker to be a gangster.
Speaker 1: So I'm saying and and and.
Speaker 2: When once I got in it, I realized that. I said,
Speaker 2: oh man, my mother raised me too nice. Because I
Speaker 2: went on a robbery with a nigga one time and
Speaker 2: we went under Dominoes and robbed it.
Speaker 1: Now it was it was a uh piece of honey.
Speaker 1: Uh No, I wasn't a piece of hend it was.
Speaker 2: It was what was it called noble romans call it
Speaker 2: was a piece of place called noble Romans. And we
Speaker 2: went in the robbery and the dude was robbing was
Speaker 2: a nigga named and Twine, and he was robbing the
Speaker 2: bitch and after he.
Speaker 1: Got the money, he smacked the bitch with the gun
Speaker 1: and I said, what you do that for? Right in
Speaker 1: front of the lady, And he got mad. He's like
Speaker 1: nigga's robbery.
Speaker 10: Niggas get emotional, so you get the fittings at the
Speaker 10: rocket the robbin.
Speaker 2: I wasn't a good criminal man a night criminals, so
Speaker 2: I went on the robbery. One time, we robbed this
Speaker 2: nigga named Sean Sean kimbro.
Speaker 1: Man. First we got on ski mask and while we.
Speaker 2: Robbing the nigga, I'm saying my buddy name. I'm saying,
Speaker 2: put him over Raybot and I just stop and looked
Speaker 2: at me so I can't see his face.
Speaker 1: I can see him his eyes in his mouth. He
Speaker 1: looking at me, going to care because I'm saying the
Speaker 1: nigga's name.
Speaker 2: After we got the nigga in the truck, the nigga
Speaker 2: snatched the mask off, said.
Speaker 1: You said my name some time. One time I got robbed.
Speaker 1: Some niggas put me in the trunk. You got wrong,
Speaker 1: you got rob that. Some niggas put me in the trunk.
Speaker 1: I'm in the truck. Ain't nothing but dirty clothes back there.
Speaker 1: It's one like guess. I swear to God, I'm scaring
Speaker 1: him up.
Speaker 2: So I'm scared. I'm like, boy, these niggas, I swear,
Speaker 2: I'm praying. I hope these niggas don't cook. I didn't
Speaker 2: pray to everybody, Jehovah Budders.
Speaker 1: I got about nine different prayers out and dead. When
Speaker 1: the niggas stop that, to stop signing and they cut
Speaker 1: the music down.
Speaker 2: This is how I know.
Speaker 1: I'm a comedian and it saved my life. I beat
Speaker 1: on the seat. I was like, and he said what
Speaker 1: I said, play that again?
Speaker 2: That jail, that jail right now.
Speaker 1: You want to hear it.
Speaker 2: It was DJ Quick Black Pussy running Hangover the movie. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you want to at how was that?
Speaker 18: Man?
Speaker 1: You know what?
Speaker 2: That that movie right there. Nobody knew that they was
Speaker 2: gonna be superstars. I can remember being on the set.
Speaker 2: Nobody knew who Zach was, nobody knew that, nobody knew
Speaker 2: who them guys was, and they were just shooting the
Speaker 2: movie and having fun and just you know, it was
Speaker 2: just like some white kids shooting the movie after school.
Speaker 2: And when that movie came out, they blew up made
Speaker 2: everybody a start. When they came back to do Hangover
Speaker 2: three number two, everybody lost their bellies, had new cars,
Speaker 2: had Gucci blowfers on.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
Speaker 2: You know, when mother gonna get some money, he come
Speaker 2: back everybody came back new but it was cool.
Speaker 1: You know, I played the black guy in the movie.
Speaker 1: You sold them the drugs actually got them fucked up.
Speaker 1: It's not a bottom of it with popping in the
Speaker 1: only real time is it? Man?
Speaker 3: It's uh, it's ten thirty. Yeah, God damn you whatever
Speaker 3: he's going.
Speaker 1: You already show we don't we just be wilding. Hey,
Speaker 1: this is a great show. Listen. They couldn't have picked
Speaker 1: no better niggas.
Speaker 3: Because your energy, you know why, you know why I
Speaker 3: might people Sometimes they sit back and they say, uh,
Speaker 3: you know, you know this nigga is cheating because he
Speaker 3: knew these niggas. But if that's a real nigga cheat
Speaker 3: code for me to be a real nigga like me
Speaker 3: and you have been.
Speaker 1: Cool whatever, how can you cheat that?
Speaker 3: So if that's what they want to call cheating, it
Speaker 3: for me being a real relationship holding relationships when niggas
Speaker 3: that I want to funk with.
Speaker 1: Then fuck it. Did big up to New York trying
Speaker 1: to get.
Speaker 3: Your motherfucking money, man, niggas, And now listen, So now
Speaker 3: this tour, your next stop is well on this.
Speaker 2: Tour, this next stop is where Little Rock, Arkansas, Little
Speaker 2: rock archs when they got a lot of fake gangster.
Speaker 1: H don't say, don't listen, you know the niggas. That's
Speaker 1: a few. Don't say that's fair. Been a little rock.
Speaker 1: But some of those guys are watching cars. They were
Speaker 1: not out saw the show was like what this guy
Speaker 1: lived his mama? What is guy for? What he's seen on?
Speaker 1: You know how that lie? I've been there a lot.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say Little rockets for real. Yeah, but a
Speaker 1: lot of those guys are now who you thought they were.
Speaker 3: Maybe on the documentary, but we're telling you Little Rock
Speaker 3: play expect a little rock. I love Little Rock City.
Speaker 3: They got real motherfuckers. Man, They want to do that
Speaker 3: used to do the city.
Speaker 1: Yes, they every city got ro ros in the you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. And that's the thing, that's what
Speaker 1: we have to do.
Speaker 2: We have to learn that as a community, as Black people,
Speaker 2: as Spanish people, that we are really really, really showing
Speaker 2: off for each other, you know.
Speaker 1: And the reality of it is, most of the brothers
Speaker 1: in the federal prison.
Speaker 2: A lot of them are in there because they were
Speaker 2: competing with another black man in the community. Because they
Speaker 2: weren't even doing it for the women they It passed
Speaker 2: the women, you know what I'm saying, But they start
Speaker 2: competing with each other and end up catching.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm gonna catch more bodies than you, or I'm
Speaker 1: gonna catch more than you. Yes, macho shit, now you
Speaker 1: know it. Don't hit you to you seventy years old
Speaker 1: and in the federal prison. Man, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: And you got deceased on your outdate.
Speaker 2: Ain't no motherfucker outdate, Nigga, you got deceased on that motherfucker.
Speaker 1: Now, it's just you know, I got buddies.
Speaker 2: I got buddies that got deceased on the outdate, and
Speaker 2: they be singing church songs on me on the phone
Speaker 2: to me, and there thing, Mike, I want to sing
Speaker 2: a song to you.
Speaker 1: I said, okay, come on, let's do it. He said,
Speaker 1: dear Old, I love you.
Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying. Hey, it goes down. You know,
Speaker 5: you got the song fucking right, but it be spiritual,
Speaker 5: and you know it.
Speaker 1: Makes it makes.
Speaker 2: You got like what our parole be on the phone
Speaker 2: with you and be talking to you and said, Mike,
Speaker 2: I want to sing a song to you.
Speaker 1: I said, come on, go ahead and sing.
Speaker 2: And he said, dear Lord, I love you and I'm
Speaker 2: talking about chill bowls going up on my arm because
Speaker 2: I'm like, this man will never see the street, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean, So I'll be I'll be wanting
Speaker 2: to stress to the kids, man that you know you
Speaker 2: you you're doing this for Instagram and you're doing this.
Speaker 1: To show off and ship like that. But you better
Speaker 1: save yourself.
Speaker 2: Because everybody told you know life is short, but they
Speaker 2: never told you you got to prepare for the future.
Speaker 2: Because you suck around and live eighty years old and say, damn,
Speaker 2: if I'd known I was gonna live this far, I'll
Speaker 2: have worked like a motherfucker.
Speaker 1: I ain't got no Social Security coming in no kind
Speaker 1: of way, you know what I'm saying. Talk to be
Speaker 1: that old, you gotta be happy.
Speaker 2: You better make a good relationship with your kids and
Speaker 2: all them youngsters, because you're gonna need somebody to wipe.
Speaker 1: Your ass when you get old. You want, but you'd
Speaker 1: be surprised.
Speaker 2: Who want to put you in the nurse on you
Speaker 2: sitting around and one of your kids be like, send
Speaker 2: his ass to the nurse.
Speaker 1: You can't even talk you, Oh, you look like what
Speaker 1: the hell.
Speaker 3: To come up the nurse hold on the dap.
Speaker 1: I'm a big fan. I'm yeah, yeah, yeah, I've been
Speaker 1: watching you for years. I fuck with you, bro. I
Speaker 1: love your shirt too. I appreciate it. Yeah, I got one.
Speaker 1: You got all the rock, but you're missing one. You
Speaker 1: want to do?
Speaker 10: You got missing the black you can do? They got
Speaker 10: they got to put the biggest small ass on the ball.
Speaker 1: You don't have that. I'm just let you know you're missing.
Speaker 1: What did you get that hospital shirt?
Speaker 2: The same place you got that? God damn, I'm a
Speaker 2: classic man. Where you get that shirt from your shirt like?
Speaker 2: You need some lotions on it?
Speaker 1: Looks ashy. Yeah, you have coke up? Butter nerve get coke?
Speaker 1: We need coco butter nerdy, Henry, Why does your lip
Speaker 1: look like brooms? Call?
Speaker 2: Your auntie kissed me, Sherry. I would have been your daddy,
Speaker 2: but I ain't have change for a five. Well, you know,
Speaker 2: I know your mama.
Speaker 10: You put a puss on the hips that you're gonna
Speaker 10: make money on the side.
Speaker 1: Herry, your lips are so big you can whisper in
Speaker 1: your own ear. You know you ain't have the many
Speaker 1: mama waters. Henry. Greyhounds is looking for you.
Speaker 18: They said.
Speaker 1: They said you jumped off the side of the door. Okay,
Speaker 1: they want to make sure Mad your dinal.
Speaker 2: Henry, what you think about, what you think about, what
Speaker 2: you think about Orlando Brown, what you think about the
Speaker 2: little brother Orlando Brown, because I'll be watching all that
Speaker 2: hilarious because I think it's something y'all slipped at Mamalia
Speaker 2: or some I don't know what.
Speaker 1: Happened to him. He got hot, you got hot. I
Speaker 1: think he slipped his own something like he puts something
Speaker 1: in the drink.
Speaker 2: Now he put it in the drink. Nobody else do it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think he got hot. What about Soldier Boy? I
Speaker 2: saw her work up. They playing let's get physical. I
Speaker 2: won't want to get the physical.
Speaker 1: I was in.
Speaker 10: Themials. He's a gates On, He's a Alcopola Instagram and
Speaker 10: the most richard on Instagram was Black Jongs. Black nobody
Speaker 10: got more money than Black Yos. But he went to
Speaker 10: the Wills Fogo draw out twenty fIF and he blew
Speaker 10: up every since after that. Yeah, because it was.
Speaker 2: I don't know where you get the money from, And
Speaker 2: it was like, yo guy to say, go.
Speaker 1: Ahead and get it. I got you.
Speaker 2: Well, I can tell you this motherfucking much. Okay, James
Speaker 2: Ingham called me James, and I gave my bed.
Speaker 1: Do you know what's crazy? What these dudes don't even
Speaker 1: know who that is? Oh nerdd Nordy went to high school?
Speaker 1: He laughed. He ain't gotta laugh. You don't go on
Speaker 1: that fake a rod MC. Can you get jam to tell?
Speaker 2: Rest in Peace said? Can you god damn kid Russ
Speaker 2: on the phone. We don't put the group back together, Henry.
Speaker 1: If you don't take that boys and Girls club, the
Speaker 1: social worker.
Speaker 2: For the boys and.
Speaker 1: Niggas do special services, child service.
Speaker 10: Work, child services man defects himself talking ship.
Speaker 2: You know, I got a black eb Ta cart, so know,
Speaker 2: I want to ask you some real hip hop questions.
Speaker 1: So let's go. You're ready to go, I'm ready.
Speaker 2: Don't have a rap beef, no, no, I shoot niggas
Speaker 2: that love that That's why I go ahead, Mike, give
Speaker 2: me the week. Do you remember do you remember who
Speaker 2: Granddaddy I you were? That's my favorite rapper ever.
Speaker 3: I knew a girl named Kenya from West Virginia. Boy
Speaker 3: Lord of Sticks saw me. That's my favorite.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, okay, let me drop another one on you
Speaker 2: right here. What about what about Joskie Love I don't
Speaker 2: really know him. See what I'm saying. Break it down
Speaker 2: for us, Josky Love. That's a New York rapper, right there,
Speaker 2: Joe ski Love. What about what about a tea rock?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: From the rock?
Speaker 1: I definitely got lost right there. Yeah, but you know
Speaker 1: that rock? Yeah? Okay, continue, what about that? Uh?
Speaker 2: What about that? What about that? Straight out of motherfucking uh?
Speaker 2: That Freddie Fox? I don't know about That's the truth.
Speaker 2: That's the right.
Speaker 1: See. I ain't gonna say because everybody expected me to say.
Speaker 2: Somebody who DNI and all them. No, you gotta because
Speaker 2: you got to talk about.
Speaker 3: The dudes who name some new school ship, some new
Speaker 3: school ship, any region, any area.
Speaker 1: That nigga. I like that nigga can't set on it,
Speaker 1: you know, I man, you ever heard on it? That's
Speaker 1: his name? K Why you just said kids sat on it?
Speaker 1: That's the name of the you know artists. You know
Speaker 1: that ship they ain't got that's just hard. That's that ship.
Speaker 1: That niggas Hard. I like him, and I like uh.
Speaker 1: I like that. I like the young nigga. I like
Speaker 1: all that black you know, big soldier from the hood.
Speaker 1: I like little from the Hood. No, man, So Boy,
Speaker 1: I try to d M and he wouldn't talk to
Speaker 1: me back.
Speaker 2: I was trying to tell it, man, stop playing for
Speaker 2: somebody fuck around will get killed. Because what happens is
Speaker 2: is it be the dudes that's surround that it's from
Speaker 2: the hood for real.
Speaker 1: They get involved in it. The extra dudes. No, yeah,
Speaker 1: the dudes that really do it, they be right.
Speaker 2: And now you got them niggas. Once the niggas go,
Speaker 2: got them mad? Yeah, now once them niggas go. Now
Speaker 2: you bullshit. But if Soldier Boy was a real nigga,
Speaker 2: he'd be dead. That's how the streets work. A real
Speaker 2: nigga get up on the nigga that he knowed. Ain't
Speaker 2: that to be like, nigga, will get your bitch inside
Speaker 2: of here. If you're a real nigga, you got to go.
Speaker 2: That's how Pop was. He was a real nigga. I'm
Speaker 2: I'm saying, they gonna get up on you. And that's
Speaker 2: how that ship is. That's a real ship.
Speaker 3: You know who our most invited guest is who still
Speaker 3: nigga still be hit this hit two? Go get him
Speaker 3: in Cuba? Might you very you was in California?
Speaker 1: Love right? No? No, no, no, no, I felt love
Speaker 1: was Chris Tucker. Chris Tucker. But listen, I feel like
Speaker 1: you deeply ruled in California. Roots. It's Parking, Cuba man.
Speaker 2: The nigga spirit, the nigga spirit was so strong you
Speaker 2: believe he's alive. His spirit was stronger than his flesh.
Speaker 2: Wowee what I'm saying, so you you that that's real ship,
Speaker 2: the flesh ship. His spirit was so strong that you
Speaker 2: ain't got to see him. You don't have to see
Speaker 2: him physically.
Speaker 1: He's still alive for sure. I swear when you look.
Speaker 2: At that nigga and you listen to his music, sometimes
Speaker 2: he feels like he's still runs.
Speaker 1: Tu he doesn't standing there with young Thug. You know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. It don't look like he ever left.
Speaker 1: But it's revant.
Speaker 2: Don't put him with young Thug. Just let's put him
Speaker 2: with somebody.
Speaker 1: Don't put them. I'm just saying, yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker 1: But yeah, all kind of Henry. We're too old to
Speaker 1: be involved with these little young rocks. I just know
Speaker 1: the songs. I live in Atlanta.
Speaker 10: You know, I'm like a street and and ah, you
Speaker 10: are right, I'm like a hustle. Simmons type dude on.
Speaker 2: The streets and tell us who whoever you broke in
Speaker 2: the business, we have break future.
Speaker 10: We broke all trouble, trouble, we broke a little hot
Speaker 10: rest in peace. I can name a bunch of people
Speaker 10: we broke. You know, I'm on the outcast scenes. I
Speaker 10: got a real body of work. That's why I you
Speaker 10: know what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, I appreciate that.
Speaker 2: Henry, Henry Welch is in Atlanta. Henry Welch's loved by
Speaker 2: the strippers.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I work in the strip, the street, Magic City,
Speaker 1: work out the street. Yeah, I love all the street.
Speaker 2: If you go to Atlanta and I'll be staying with Henry,
Speaker 2: and it'll be a nigga there. I said, Henry, who's
Speaker 2: that nigga right there? Henry said, Oh, that's.
Speaker 1: Getting money like that. And you gotta shoot us too.
Speaker 1: He knows all the info. I just know what's going
Speaker 1: on in Texas. So we hanging out, were walking out
Speaker 1: the streets. You know, Mike Ups the international superstar.
Speaker 10: So all of a sudden we see this dude named
Speaker 10: red Dread Mike us, what the hell is he doing
Speaker 10: down here?
Speaker 2: He said, get some weed from him and to get
Speaker 2: him away from us. But he didn't know, like, this
Speaker 2: is the plug, this is the guy. He from Atlanta,
Speaker 2: but he was in hollidaen Texas, damn near in Mexico.
Speaker 1: He was like, marijuana.
Speaker 2: Well know what he was involved in. I know, but
Speaker 2: ye see a lot of you've been in a criminal
Speaker 2: it didn't matter. But let me tell you something. A
Speaker 2: lot of times a nigga will catch a case and
Speaker 2: won't tell you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I didn't what was going on. You don't
Speaker 1: know that himro, I haven't told you about it. I
Speaker 1: I'm a genius. I told you that. Check my resume.
Speaker 1: Conversations being recorded. Guys. Yeah, but I because me and him,
Speaker 1: me and him selling ounces. Man, we're selling ounces. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got two, three, five to get rid of right now.
Speaker 1: I'll send him three ounces a week. And he's selling
Speaker 1: That's how the mail, that's how get paid for my
Speaker 1: comedy show.
Speaker 2: Three ounces of cushion. The mail is selling them. He's
Speaker 2: selling nix and dime.
Speaker 1: You are to see.
Speaker 2: One day I'm over his house and the lady came
Speaker 2: and copped some weed from this bitch had laundry and
Speaker 2: kids in the car.
Speaker 1: It was about six kids in the back seat. I
Speaker 1: love her you food stamps and everything.
Speaker 2: See, that's what I like about That's what I like
Speaker 2: about real life. I just I like anybody who can
Speaker 2: live with who can live with live with themselves.
Speaker 1: No matter what I tell humans all the time.
Speaker 2: That's that's one of the things that control your destinyation
Speaker 2: in your life.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Your health and everything is about how you feel about
Speaker 2: how another motherfucker feel about you. That's what Instagram is about,
Speaker 2: is how does another motherfucker feel about you? You know
Speaker 2: what I'm saying, because people say some foul ship on
Speaker 2: Instagram tell you up. You know, you be in a
Speaker 2: good mood and you post a picture and sometimes they
Speaker 2: tell you some shit you don't want to hear, but
Speaker 2: you needed to hear.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I be reading.
Speaker 2: My comments and a motherfucker say some shit, and I'll
Speaker 2: be like, man, I want to cuss this nigga out,
Speaker 2: but I damn that nigga did say some real shit.
Speaker 1: I respect that.
Speaker 2: Respect that yeahs and told you all man, you swagged out,
Speaker 2: you looking cool, you play And then a nigga, a
Speaker 2: nigga get on there and said, nigga, you old mike,
Speaker 2: you washed up, you need to get your life together.
Speaker 2: I'd be like, I be wanting to say something back
Speaker 2: banded the nigga, I said, I can't say none of this, nigga.
Speaker 10: I don't even know who the fuck this with a
Speaker 10: shirt though, you like you work at the lunge back,
Speaker 10: So that's what that's about.
Speaker 2: The fuck out here, your hairdline in a minute, you're
Speaker 2: going to have to start washing your face way up here.
Speaker 1: You salute like this if you can't look like your
Speaker 1: hand is on them now.
Speaker 10: But I guess with the realist though, that's one thing
Speaker 10: I gotta respect to how I've been around his whole
Speaker 10: family and everything.
Speaker 1: So but you see what him ain't ne fake.
Speaker 2: And I swear to god, I'm just as scared as
Speaker 2: everybody else, because that's all it is a bunch of
Speaker 2: scared mother The whole world is scared. That's why they
Speaker 2: acting the way they act. That's everybody's scared. I'm telling
Speaker 2: you some real shit. When you said, a motherfucker go
Speaker 2: on Instagram and start trying to do some crazy sess
Speaker 2: to get some attention. Something that is SCAREDY and his
Speaker 2: own thoughts, and they whether it's something scared somebody ain't
Speaker 2: gonna pay attention.
Speaker 1: To me or nothing. But you just have to learn
Speaker 1: how to enjoy your own life.
Speaker 2: Inside of your life and all the attention that you want,
Speaker 2: it's just gonna come to you automatically, because that's how
Speaker 2: attention is. If you notice that attention is paying attention
Speaker 2: to you, attention won't pay attention to you no more.
Speaker 1: That you all thought that was deep.
Speaker 4: Those notice you're talking to the nigga to get attention.
Speaker 1: Man, you told me that one I lost would a genius.
Speaker 1: That the motherfucker that's real. Ship.
Speaker 2: I tell you because I tell I tell my daughters,
Speaker 2: because I got teenage daughters and I tell them all
Speaker 2: the time. I said, stop looking to see if you
Speaker 2: losing weight, because your your body isn't know that. Your
Speaker 2: body be like, oh this is bitch thinks he's doing something.
Speaker 1: You look at the mirror to morrow. You ain't going
Speaker 1: back to the gym at all that I did. Sure wain't.
Speaker 2: Because you got it because it's just got to be
Speaker 2: a lifestyle. With anything you do, you can't pay attention
Speaker 2: to it. It's got to be something you just do,
Speaker 2: like you scratch your face.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. It's consistency.
Speaker 2: You just do it, It's like, and the results come
Speaker 2: from that instead of because everybody that is trying to
Speaker 2: do something they monitoring it the whole time they're doing it.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna monitor everything. That's like posting a picture and
Speaker 2: looking at the fucking comments. You can't look at the comments.
Speaker 2: You just got to post a picture and if the
Speaker 2: numbers ain't right or people liking it, they erased it.
Speaker 1: I don't like what's going on. I can change it.
Speaker 1: And these youngsters too. Another thing you annoying.
Speaker 2: You and a lot of them, A lot of the
Speaker 2: youngsters out there, they are not acknowledging God. They don't
Speaker 2: know that strength, the real strength in everything that you
Speaker 2: do is God. There's a few other guys, Kevin Gates,
Speaker 2: a couple of them, dudes like that. You can tell
Speaker 2: they God fearing. Because if a nigga don't fear that
Speaker 2: there's a bigger spirit than him, he gonna he gonna,
Speaker 2: he gonna destruct.
Speaker 1: Man. You know what I'm saying. If a young nigga
Speaker 1: got there, if a nigga got choppers and all that.
Speaker 2: Shit and showing them and all that shit, guess what
Speaker 2: we know you by polar the next time I see
Speaker 2: you on Instagram, I want you on there talking about God.
Speaker 1: Repent nigga.
Speaker 2: You just show us all this motherfuckers twenty five thousand
Speaker 2: dollars worth of guns and show on Instagram. Repent on
Speaker 2: Instagram too. Let's give us a whole story of who
Speaker 2: you are. That Guess what, not only do you think
Speaker 2: you investible? That guess what you know that there's something
Speaker 2: greater than yourself up on this planet.
Speaker 1: That's a strength right there.
Speaker 2: It took me a long time to understand that being
Speaker 2: a good person and a nice person is the real strength.
Speaker 1: That not being evil.
Speaker 2: That's the that's the fit, that's the scared motherfucker. That's
Speaker 2: all those all these little young rappers, they're scared. So
Speaker 2: if I'm scared of you, I'm gonna I'm gonna try
Speaker 2: to scare you off by showing you what I'll do, Nigga,
Speaker 2: I'll throw out.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: Come on, man, you ain't supposed to show that ship.
Speaker 2: That ship looked like they look like they got fake guns.
Speaker 2: Them guns don't look real on there, but they are.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But the reason why they look like they fake guns
Speaker 2: is because it's fake kids with the guns.
Speaker 1: It looks like they toys and.
Speaker 2: The little niggas you know, they shoot motherfuckers up and
Speaker 2: ship and then they in the and they in the
Speaker 2: prison crying at three in the morning.
Speaker 1: You hear them in there all day.
Speaker 2: Little nigga been running around there talking about I like
Speaker 2: prison food and talking shit. And then later on that
Speaker 2: night they be crying and you come down there and man,
Speaker 2: what's going on?
Speaker 1: Man? Oh mut I just don't know what, don't know
Speaker 1: what to do. Nigga, don't kill five people on the street.
Speaker 1: Nigga's over with you know what you do? Yeah, you
Speaker 1: might as well got damn settle in in like you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. You might as well. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: might as well gone.
Speaker 2: And settle in man, and just be an inspiration to
Speaker 2: some other little young dude to come in here until
Speaker 2: your time is up.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
Speaker 2: That's your job now. But they don't understand you. See
Speaker 2: Gucci Man, I love Gucci Man. That nigga went in
Speaker 2: and yep, and whatever happened, it made him. I had
Speaker 2: a buddy that was in Florida that was in prison
Speaker 2: with him. He said, Man, I said, what Gucci Man doing?
Speaker 2: He said, Man, walking around with a Bible on his
Speaker 2: in because that's how real it is.
Speaker 12: Wow.
Speaker 2: And then we entertainers, we can't be sitting there laying
Speaker 2: up in the penitentiary where a motherfucker that's hungry, that
Speaker 2: didn't killed everybody in the world, and you in there
Speaker 2: trying to convince him that you were a good nigga.
Speaker 2: He looking at you like a state like, Man, what
Speaker 2: you doing in here with me? You crazying a motherbucker.
Speaker 2: Me and t I talk all the time. I had
Speaker 2: to tell them, man, hey, man, they trying to trick us. Man,
Speaker 2: they already tricked you a couple of times. They yeah,
Speaker 2: they tricked you. They them niggas have had your ass
Speaker 2: out here ready to kill something. And then you have
Speaker 2: to lay up independitentiary. If I had to fight it
Speaker 2: every day, and I'm forty some years old, people walk
Speaker 2: up to me and say and do A nigga walked
Speaker 2: up to me at the wal wrings the other day
Speaker 2: and just put his hand on my neck like that
Speaker 2: and said, day day.
Speaker 1: I said, nig what you doing? He said what? He said?
Speaker 2: What you got a.
Speaker 1: Problem with it?
Speaker 2: I said, Man, I swear to God, I said, many,
Speaker 2: come on, man, what what would I do to He said,
Speaker 2: nigg I'm just a fan.
Speaker 1: But see that's the ship that don't nobody see me
Speaker 1: deal with you. See what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I could have went on to wrestle with you and
Speaker 2: and sneak that knife out of my pockets and stabling
Speaker 2: him to death, but I didn't even won't do none
Speaker 2: of that. I'm trying to talk my way out of
Speaker 2: that motherfucker, man, because it's that easy. Get sucked up
Speaker 2: out here. I'm gonna start preaching when I get done
Speaker 2: with this comedy ship.
Speaker 1: I can get a church full of old people. Get
Speaker 1: that old people like me money, the old people like
Speaker 1: me knowing, let's get a church together.
Speaker 7: Hem define that nigga ain't gonna show up, show.
Speaker 1: Out because that.
Speaker 2: See that's another nigga. That nigga right there is that
Speaker 2: that nigga is annoying. He's annoying that U O. D.
Speaker 2: B will annoying it. It was a bunch of people
Speaker 2: that was annoying it.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 3: You know blessed from God, but you say annoying it.
Speaker 3: You're talking about blessed, super blessed, super blessed.
Speaker 2: Ain't I ain't supposed to be here, no kind of
Speaker 2: way form of fashion. And you see innocent people die
Speaker 2: every day, and the motherfucker this rotten like myself and
Speaker 2: many more lived to eighty ninety years or reason, and
Speaker 2: you'd be sitting there and.
Speaker 1: Bad niggas died. I want to die, but you die.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna die bad. All this shit you did when
Speaker 1: you was a kid. I'm a bad great preacher in
Speaker 1: the movie. I'm gonna get it back to your spirit.
Speaker 1: I'm a great I'm a great I'm a great spirit.
Speaker 1: You're a great spirit. When your birthday September six, you
Speaker 1: a fucking virgo real.
Speaker 22: That's Michael Jackson. That's it, Prince that Beyonce, That's that's right.
Speaker 22: Come on, make so nice.
Speaker 1: I never heard of broke it down. I'm a motherfucker Scorpio.
Speaker 1: So you're either gonna like me or you're not. It's
Speaker 1: October if you like Meatarius what what? What? What?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: What? What's this ship? November? You scorediop too? Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: I relax, he said, relaxed. Remember mother Gemini. You good people,
Speaker 1: good people.
Speaker 2: With what I'm saying them is strong spirits right there, man,
Speaker 2: all of the spirits, all of the all of the
Speaker 2: things is we just we just gotta all just love
Speaker 2: each other.
Speaker 1: Man. And this show right here, this is this is
Speaker 1: what you call a therapeutic show. That's what I'm going
Speaker 1: for the rest.
Speaker 2: This ship right here has ability to win Grammys and
Speaker 2: Emmys because this is the direct opposite of what Doctor
Speaker 2: Phil is doing.
Speaker 1: No fun ahead. But that's what I'm saying. But you
Speaker 1: see what I'm saying. You are you a nigga doctor Phield.
Speaker 1: I'm a nigga doctor Field. And that's can tell you, Mike,
Speaker 1: that's what niggas tell you. Give me hype.
Speaker 14: I'm getting the Holy dors God, Damn, Mike. Just keep
Speaker 14: reaching your wife.
Speaker 1: You are scared of your wife. I'm definitely no point
Speaker 1: at me. That's between us. You are scared of your wife,
Speaker 1: scared of my wife. I love my wife. That's how
Speaker 1: you're supposed to be. That's gonna keep you out of
Speaker 1: everything everything. High five. You know what I'm saying. But
Speaker 1: Rock wasn't sitting with that. Michelle. Yeah, Michelle kept Brigadellion Yea,
Speaker 1: she kept. And let's see that's that that's the maturity
Speaker 1: right there.
Speaker 2: When the niggas started acknowledging all parts of everything around
Speaker 2: us right and get out of the pimp mentality.
Speaker 1: That's right, because you was a pimper at one time.
Speaker 2: I tried and again, if you wasn't born with it,
Speaker 2: you can't pull it off. I tried to pimp some business.
Speaker 2: I had some business at the hotel. I had my
Speaker 2: cousin and this other little fat white bitches Crocomo.
Speaker 1: Indiana, and I slapped my cousin and she slapped me back.
Speaker 1: I don't ever hit me back like that, And I said,
Speaker 1: I'm the pimp. I ended up owning both of them
Speaker 1: bitches some money. Man, you're a fool man A receipts
Speaker 1: and all kinds of ship on me. I said, I
Speaker 1: quit this. I don't want to do this. Ship that
Speaker 1: fucked me when I first moved to New York. Man,
Speaker 1: that shit fucked me up.
Speaker 2: Man, I swear. I got off the bus and Port Authority.
Speaker 2: First time I've been to New York. I got off
Speaker 2: the bus in Port Authority. It was in nineteen ninety
Speaker 2: one and I didn't know nobody I was. I had
Speaker 2: a manager. He was a Jewish manager named Dave Cleman.
Speaker 2: He came tk Kirkland. Hooked me up with Dave Cleaning.
Speaker 1: That was his manager.
Speaker 2: I went up there to meet Dave. He said Dave
Speaker 2: was with the Jewish mafia. I went up there, Dave
Speaker 2: was looked like look Danny DeVito, he was at side.
Speaker 2: I said, this ain't no mother Jewish mona. But I'll
Speaker 2: never forget man. I'm moved to New York. And I
Speaker 2: went in the club and I seen Tracy Morgan and
Speaker 2: I seen Dave Chappelle. I seen and from my eyes
Speaker 2: coming from Indiana and I seen all of these niggas
Speaker 2: on TV. It was a different thing for me because
Speaker 2: I was a nigga coming from my hometown, and what
Speaker 2: I was going off of was people around me telling
Speaker 2: me that I was funny.
Speaker 1: These was niggas who was really in the business. They
Speaker 1: was funny. But I had that moment that I had to.
Speaker 2: Come around these niggas and say, guess what, I don't
Speaker 2: even know if I'm really funny right now unless I'm man.
Speaker 2: When I got on the stage, I was different. That's
Speaker 2: what made me different from everybody in New York. Because
Speaker 2: everybody in New York was going on stage and talk
Speaker 2: about Jamaicans and subways and Puerto Ricans and Dominicans.
Speaker 1: With no socks on it. They was all the same.
Speaker 2: I would go up on stage and talk about that
Speaker 2: country shit, and it made me different in New York.
Speaker 1: But boy, I'm telling you, I had to fight all
Speaker 1: the time, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Because they was soon as motherfucker found out I wasn't
Speaker 2: from New York, they was trying me.
Speaker 1: I used to be in the.
Speaker 2: Tunnel, you know what I'm saying. I used to go
Speaker 2: to the tunnel. All that shit this is. I'd have
Speaker 2: been the Essholes Man with Davis Essholes on on a
Speaker 2: Wednesday night.
Speaker 1: Yeah, motherfucking nails, nails on Tuesday night. I used to
Speaker 1: go to Man.
Speaker 2: I used to go to God Damn and Chads and
Speaker 2: Wilson's Honeysuckles West.
Speaker 1: I've never heard of that one. That was? That was
Speaker 1: That was? That was like on seventy something in Broadway.
Speaker 1: China Club China what they call it. That's also the
Speaker 1: Chinese nigga.
Speaker 2: That's the.
Speaker 1: Chinese nigga. You we don't shattles, remember Club Shadows. That's
Speaker 1: that's still that's still popping right now.
Speaker 18: That's the old, don't that's the old. That's the old
Speaker 18: nigga Palace right now, ship right there. Club shadows.
Speaker 2: The thing you can see a nigga do is the
Speaker 2: nigga that now his his age. I'mn't give a fuck
Speaker 2: about his nigga trying to be a young nigga. Okay,
Speaker 2: I want to fit in with the young niggas. You
Speaker 2: you know, you came from slick ricking this is your
Speaker 2: best concept exactly to one of the motherfuck concerts, and
Speaker 2: they got slick with fucking Dougie Fresh, Big Daddy camee
Speaker 2: man them motherfucking shows us off the hook.
Speaker 1: They actually called it in the young shows. You don't
Speaker 1: know what you're gonna get to the young show. So
Speaker 1: now let me ask you that fight.
Speaker 3: What you because Indiana is not considered the East coast, right,
Speaker 3: that's the Midwest, Midwest.
Speaker 1: So now Chicago's little brother. We can get to Chicago
Speaker 1: and iron Hat exactly.
Speaker 3: So now you get this these rolls. Yeah, uh so,
Speaker 3: Now what happens after that when you go back to
Speaker 3: to your hometown.
Speaker 1: It's these people.
Speaker 2: Are they proud of you or they saying they was Okay,
Speaker 2: I fucked around.
Speaker 1: And let them. They fucked around and re got acquainted
Speaker 1: with me. You know what I mean. That's how it is.
Speaker 2: I tell kids, I'll tak you leave your hometown. You
Speaker 2: stay the funk away from that motherfucker come back trying
Speaker 2: to be Robin Hood. It's cool, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: And the Bible would say no man is honor in
Speaker 2: his own hometown. So it's hard in hometown for me.
Speaker 2: I go back to hometown, it's tough because it's you know,
Speaker 2: you got.
Speaker 1: People who know you. You know what I'm saying, and
Speaker 1: they can't accept that you actually grew.
Speaker 2: No, they can't. And you can't give them enough. You
Speaker 2: can give them everything that you have, and it's never
Speaker 2: enough because what they want from you you can't give them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's always something can be with me, motherfucker be
Speaker 1: heard me?
Speaker 2: So yeah, you as an artist, you always feel guilty
Speaker 2: about having fame and success and money and doing good
Speaker 2: for yourself because somebody else can't have it. But I
Speaker 2: tell people all the time, you take that up with
Speaker 2: God because I can't make you rich or happy.
Speaker 1: And whatever's for me is for me. It's going to
Speaker 1: my motherfucking pod, damn.
Speaker 3: And if I can give it to you, idea, this
Speaker 3: makes a noise, But now I know I gotta, I know,
Speaker 3: I gotta. I gotta see you out because TC is
Speaker 3: my man. By the way, they show TC.
Speaker 1: People what you said, But you about to take on
Speaker 1: that's richer prior role. Yeah, is this the most complicated
Speaker 1: role you ever had? Not really?
Speaker 9: I oh, you just felt like you got you guys
Speaker 9: haven't started shooting at all.
Speaker 2: No, man, because Lee Daniels is the director, and he
Speaker 2: is really successful. That's the big of that's Empire, and
Speaker 2: he's got the new show Stars. Make sure y'all go
Speaker 2: watch Stars Empire.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Lee Daniels is an incredible director who's in charge of
Speaker 2: the script, in charge of the movie. So when he
Speaker 2: gets ready to shoot it, I'm gonna be ready to
Speaker 2: shoot it. Until then, I'm in a new movie with
Speaker 2: Bruce Willis called Death Wish. It's the old trilogy of
Speaker 2: Charles Bronson movies called Death Wish. Bruce Willis is playing
Speaker 2: Charles Bronson, and I'm playing a doctor in the movie.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm playing a doctor in the movie. I didn't
Speaker 2: played a lot of characters. I didn't play again as
Speaker 2: a doctor. No, No, I don't get the doctor respect
Speaker 2: that this makes a noise.
Speaker 1: Because because there's you.
Speaker 2: Know, there's a business side to me too, as well
Speaker 2: as the artist side and the food side that I
Speaker 2: have to maintain. And like I said, I produced Meet
Speaker 2: the Blacks, the movie Meet the Blacks.
Speaker 1: We put it together, big week the Blacks out, and
Speaker 1: we had we had a lot of great artists in it,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: We had Mike Tyson, Mike Tyson, Charlie Murphy, Charlie Murphy,
Speaker 2: you know, a lot of comedians, a little duvall.
Speaker 1: The white girl in there too, The white girl. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't even remember this little foul. He's a foul.
Speaker 1: I know, you go into the white business man.
Speaker 3: But you know what it's about, Tom niggas get a
Speaker 3: chance to not to remember the white people names.
Speaker 1: Let's make some noise. The girl was Spanish. Her name is,
Speaker 1: Her name is Lou.
Speaker 14: Uh uh.
Speaker 1: Look what the saw the movie. She's beautiful. Listen, she's lucky.
Speaker 1: Let him go. She's beautiful. I mean, look, I've given
Speaker 1: a lot of girls opportunities. I gave you. Uh uh.
Speaker 2: Even then I told ice Cube that's the girl right there,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, said that was you.
Speaker 1: She been clowning. But I remember Rick Ross's first Rick
Speaker 1: Ross was on the the they did the video for
Speaker 1: the song the Traating record.
Speaker 2: Rick Ross was on the sound all about Diamondo. What's
Speaker 2: his first joint?
Speaker 1: And I think you wrote verse for that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know what's going on going on with
Speaker 3: Miami history because I have no idea what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: That that's that's fantastic his first entrance. Man, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean what happened? Yeah? Yeah, I like this. I like this.
Speaker 3: I like this pay per view battleship because you could tell,
Speaker 3: you could tell, you could tell you sniffed coked in
Speaker 3: his life.
Speaker 1: At some point he's cutting the blunts, he's he is
Speaker 1: keeping everything clean around him. That is the old school
Speaker 1: cokeine from back in the day. I'm sorry, no, that's
Speaker 1: not prison's prison.
Speaker 2: Tent, you know what I mean, because you'd be surprised
Speaker 2: at how many these niggas sells is found funky niggas.
Speaker 1: That's how you could tell the niggas got some class,
Speaker 1: because the niggas jail cells dirty. The motherfucker.
Speaker 2: You gotta keep yourself clean, your honey, peanut butter, I'm looking,
Speaker 2: where is the fucking toutsies at.
Speaker 1: Down the street? Right down the street.
Speaker 2: That's why I'm gonna go You're Finnah, you're gonna take one.
Speaker 1: No, you never know about No, you never had the
Speaker 1: fried lobster. You gotta get the fried lobster. Look, let
Speaker 1: me talk to you. You you do a movie together. Nor, No,
Speaker 1: we're gonna You're gonna your country. Cousin moves to Drink
Speaker 1: Champs movie and listen, this is what happens all right
Speaker 1: in the Drink Champs movie.
Speaker 3: Relax, We're gonna go somewhere and some niggas gonna challenge us,
Speaker 3: and then we can't do what we gotta do. But
Speaker 3: then they say, Mike as come out here like that,
Speaker 3: and in my mind it's bright ship that come out.
Speaker 3: I said, I got damn and you're gonna back us,
Speaker 3: and we're gonna go against like a Brazilian naire.
Speaker 1: What that nigga name like the white guy that with
Speaker 1: French Montana. Keep paying in them niggas, and.
Speaker 3: We got to get that old white man, you know,
Speaker 3: the most interesting in the world, that nigga name that being.
Speaker 1: No man the guy to be like he was like
Speaker 1: French Montana, the guy from Vegas. This is gonna be
Speaker 1: on revolves they have on here. Fifty said this say
Speaker 1: nothing about Puffy. I told relax, did you gotta let
Speaker 1: That's who I want to see. I want to see
Speaker 1: all them dudes fight. Why. I want to see these
Speaker 1: old niggas. We can't do that, Yes, yes they can
Speaker 1: take a shot shot. I want to see these fights.
Speaker 1: They put your own niggas are fighting. No more. Listen
Speaker 1: to no more Champagne's plenty of tiger bo. Y'all got
Speaker 1: by your niggas. Get you ready to leave? Mike, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I still ain't drunk. Oh, let's give him shot out tile.
Speaker 1: That one up great more than he dropped.
Speaker 4: Se Lo go.
Speaker 1: He wanted good marble again. I don't know what had
Speaker 1: on man, I'm having trick that he was with us.
Speaker 1: He stayed. Check that you no more that we gotta
Speaker 1: take take a picture.
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