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Speaker 1: really tired today, but that's okay. Bes like that sometimes.

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Speaker 1: But I do think this holiday break that we all

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Speaker 1: could have been longer for everyone involved, that's everyone. I

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Speaker 1: but that's not what I'm talking about right now. Right now,

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Speaker 1: I think that we could all use more time off,

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Speaker 1: and it can be paid time off. It should be

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Speaker 1: paid time off because I like the sound of PTO.

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Speaker 1: I just think it sounds cool. PTO. Yeah, I think

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Speaker 1: we need more. The Europeans they seem to get that right,

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Speaker 1: to be a summer month. Let's all take July off.

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Speaker 1: Let's be pioneers. All the listeners of this podcast, tell

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Speaker 1: your boss you're taking the month of July off. And

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Speaker 1: that girl with the podcast said, it's okay. Let me

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Speaker 1: know how that goes. But if it goes a ride,

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Speaker 1: know that I can't help you. And so there's that

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Speaker 1: very excited for this conversation I'm about to have. I

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Speaker 2: You stay tuned, keep watching listening. I am sleep deprived,

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Speaker 2: but I'm happy you're here. Okay, Yeah, let's do a song.

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Speaker 2: Everything is better when it's a song. You can kind

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Speaker 3: Yes, I never have the lyrics.

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Speaker 1: You never know, do you ever? But do try? Are

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Speaker 1: you one of those? Like I still try to sing along?

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Speaker 1: this is about you. And my next guest is an

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Speaker 1: Emmy winning actor, comedian, and author. You can get his

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Speaker 1: memoir memoir, memoir, Memoir, memoir. Yeah, why did they let

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Speaker 1: me have a podcast? I heart? What are you doing?

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Speaker 1: You can get his memoir Actress of a Certain Age

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Speaker 1: out now. Jeff Hiller, Hello, Hi, I'm so happy you're here.

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Speaker 1: I'm good. How are you?

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Speaker 3: I'm good good? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, generally how are you? I'm worried about you too, said.

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Speaker 1: I'm worried about me too, but thank you for doing this.

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Speaker 3: I'm sleep deprived, but deprived because you were doing stuff

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Speaker 1: to present a third option. I'm sleep deprived because I

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Speaker 1: but Jeff, this isn't about me.

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Speaker 1: My dad, my dad, Yes, okay dad, thanks dad. Okay,

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Speaker 3: My dad taught me to play chess, and I was

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Speaker 3: Oh? I definitely had to figure out myself. I mean,

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Speaker 1: You're the baby, the baby? Did you love it?

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Speaker 3: Well, I just have one sister, she's six years older

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Speaker 1: Fuck. Okay. I just wanted to see if I could

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Speaker 3: Well, you did cancel me?

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Speaker 1: What was it like for you growing up in Texas?

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Speaker 1: Did we love it? Why do we keep saying did we?

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Speaker 1: I wasn't there Where did you grow up? I grew

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Speaker 3: Oh yes, yes, oh yeah, that's fun.

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Speaker 1: Did you love that in many ways? Yes? And then

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Speaker 3: I didn't. It was really difficult. And I grew up

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? I'm sorry, this is news

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Speaker 1: to me. Let's dive in. I'm okay, no, what Like,

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Speaker 1: how quickly did you get out of Texas? Then?

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Speaker 3: Not quick enough? Because I went to college in Texas, Okay,

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Speaker 3: at a Christian college that was only a thousand people.

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Speaker 1: Like for all four levels of school? Okay, yeah, oh

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Speaker 3: Yeah. And I wanted to be a pastor. And then

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Speaker 3: I studied abroad. And when I studied abroad, that's when

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Speaker 3: I was like, oh I gotta get the funk out

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Speaker 3: of here. Okay, and it broadened my Do you not cuss? No?

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Speaker 4: Okay, I'm gonna get the funk out of here.

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Speaker 1: I just want to get you to to say various

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Speaker 1: cuss words and slurs today. That's all.

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Speaker 3: I'm shit.

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Speaker 1: Be the name of the episode. Uh, Jeff Hiller and

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Speaker 1: he go, I want to talking balance. That's gonna really

439
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Speaker 1: grab people. And they call they think balance is interesting, especially.

440
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Speaker 3: In this culture where everything is totally just chill and

441
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Speaker 3: we're not just picking sides and punching people in the.

442
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Speaker 1: Face, no problem at all. Does anyone else in your

443
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Speaker 1: family a pastor? Though? Where did this desire come from?

444
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Speaker 3: Nobody else in my family was a pastor. But but

445
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Speaker 3: like our church was sort of like our entire social outlet,

446
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Speaker 3: and so it was like, you get to be the

447
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Speaker 3: most popular person in your social group if you're the pastor,

448
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Speaker 3: and you got to wear.

449
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Speaker 1: The little light, You're always going to be an actor church.

450
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Speaker 1: I loved the pageantry, all oh.

451
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Speaker 4: My god, they light the candles before.

452
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Speaker 3: You go on.

453
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Speaker 1: I'm on stage, captive audience.

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Speaker 3: I know. I loved Pentecost because they were read.

455
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Speaker 1: I would have gone to your church. I would have gone.

456
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Speaker 1: It would have been so fun. Do you still identify

457
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Speaker 1: as Christian.

458
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Speaker 3: Culturally?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, what is that?

460
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Speaker 3: I'm a little more woo woo then I think most.

461
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Speaker 1: Tell me I might be too, though. Let's here.

462
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Speaker 3: Do you identify as Christian?

463
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Speaker 1: Yes? In some ways? Well, actually I do. Hold on,

464
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Speaker 1: and I talked about this on Kaylen Parents podcast. I'll

465
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Speaker 1: get cooked for being lukewarm. I'm not lukewarm. It's just

466
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Speaker 1: that when you say you are what.

467
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Speaker 3: You have to do so much work.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, exactly like Jesus right Christian.

469
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Speaker 3: By the way, if you look at just what Jesus said,

470
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Speaker 3: it's like super radical by today's stupids, and it goes

471
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Speaker 3: against everything that the that the people on the right

472
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Speaker 3: who have co opted Jesus say.

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Speaker 1: And I think you have said that perfectly, and so

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Speaker 1: I will attempt not to add to it. I will

475
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Speaker 1: really make the best effort because I think what Jeff

476
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Speaker 1: said is clear and it's concise, and I agree that Myers, No,

477
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Speaker 1: that's not how you play it would be. It would then,

478
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Speaker 1: I said, Seth, and I went on to Myers not

479
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Speaker 1: compound where Yeah, so I failed and see, this is

480
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Speaker 1: why I would stay up trying to beat myself at

481
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Speaker 1: this stupid, fucking stupid game. But culturally, what does it

482
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Speaker 1: mean for you to be culturally Christian?

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Speaker 3: Well, that's where I grew up. Like I'm like, my

484
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Speaker 3: my background is super like, you know, Protestant down the

485
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Speaker 3: middle waspy kind of situation because my husband is Jewish,

486
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Speaker 3: and he really, even though he is more of a

487
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Speaker 3: Buddhist now he is, he identifies culturally as Jewish because

488
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Speaker 3: he's all he's got all the sort of stereotypes and

489
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Speaker 3: things like that. But I guess I do believe like

490
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Speaker 3: loving people as good. I do believe in helping people.

491
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Speaker 3: I do believe that, like if somebody is hungry, you

492
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Speaker 3: should give them food. I do believe if someone is

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Speaker 3: in need of a place to live, you should give

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Speaker 3: them a place to live.

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Speaker 1: And oh no, it sounds like Jesus to me, it's

496
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Speaker 1: given Christian.

497
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Speaker 3: I am edgy.

498
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Speaker 1: It's giving Christian. That's so edgy of you.

499
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Speaker 3: I think people shouldn't be naked.

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Speaker 1: I think they should be fed as.

501
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Speaker 3: Well, exactly, I mean, unless they want to be naked.

502
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Speaker 1: We love you too.

503
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Speaker 3: You know what I heard that nudists are actually called naturists. Now,

504
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Speaker 3: isn't that interesting?

505
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Speaker 1: See I identify culturally as a nudist as well. Genuinely,

506
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Speaker 1: are you what does it mean when you're home?

507
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Speaker 3: Are you just like I'm naked if I'm home?

508
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Speaker 1: Low key? Yes, I've answered. This is awful to say.

509
00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:43,840
Speaker 1: Am I gonna get sued by someone? But I I

510
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:47,159
Speaker 1: answer the door naked sometimes when my glam team is

511
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:50,719
Speaker 1: coming to get me ready for an event full frontal

512
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:55,000
Speaker 1: no coach coach will be but it's nude underwear, so

513
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Speaker 1: you think it's you think you're getting coach, but then

514
00:24:57,240 --> 00:24:58,760
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, she has underwear on the same time.

515
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Speaker 3: But is that because you have to get like you're

516
00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:02,960
Speaker 3: like your neck done or something too, or.

517
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Speaker 1: No, it's because I like probably just got out of

518
00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:08,040
Speaker 1: the shower and like I timed things poorly. And then

519
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:09,320
Speaker 1: they're at the door, and I don't, like, I think

520
00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:11,360
Speaker 1: it's so rude to make people wait at your door.

521
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:15,080
Speaker 1: Get that, And so I'm like hi, and sometimes like

522
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Speaker 1: nice to meet you. Just come on into my house.

523
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Speaker 4: My anes are up here.

524
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Speaker 1: Wherever you know. So so I think culturally, but I've

525
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Speaker 1: never googled what it means to truly means to be

526
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Speaker 1: a nudist or a naturist now, and for me, when

527
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Speaker 1: I hear natures I think that's like that person wants

528
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Speaker 1: to be in the woods.

529
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Speaker 3: And like, yeah, that does sound like someone in the woods.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like Dylan Ephron. To me, he seems like

531
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Speaker 1: a natureist. I don't relate to that. Nat is the

532
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Speaker 1: way I think of naturist.

533
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Speaker 3: He.

534
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Speaker 1: I think he likes to be outside, and I think

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Speaker 1: he likes to do out, not naked. I like to

536
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Speaker 1: be right.

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Speaker 3: He's always like climbing mountains stuff.

538
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't want to do that, but I'm talking

539
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Speaker 1: being naked. So when I hear the word nature, I

540
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Speaker 1: think they should keep it neudiced. This is my petition

541
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Speaker 1: for that. Please talk to them.

542
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Speaker 4: About well wear in close contact.

543
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Speaker 1: Please talk to them.

544
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Speaker 3: See I this is okay, this is so weird to

545
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Speaker 3: tell you, but tell me this. As of New Year's Eve,

546
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Speaker 3: I started trying to sleep naked. I can't do it

547
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Speaker 3: every time.

548
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Speaker 1: I can't sleep naked either. What's going on with you?

549
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:26,159
Speaker 1: What's the trouble?

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Speaker 3: Well? I wanted to do it because I want to

551
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Speaker 3: work on like body shame issues. And I was like,

552
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Speaker 3: maybe if I'm just always naked. I'll just be like

553
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Speaker 3: this is the this is the skinner in or whatever.

554
00:26:35,119 --> 00:26:38,359
Speaker 3: But what I don't like is like around three am,

555
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Speaker 3: when I wake up and I'm spelling.

556
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Speaker 1: Words because it's going to happen every night.

557
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Speaker 3: I need to like kick my leg out and like

558
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Speaker 3: get a little cool. Yes, And I just don't like

559
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Speaker 3: having my bare ass out and then like my dog

560
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:55,600
Speaker 3: or my cat, it's going to see my butt. Yeah,

561
00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:58,040
Speaker 3: somehow like that, I think is probably why I should

562
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Speaker 3: continue doing it, because my dog and my cat don't

563
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Speaker 3: care about my own They don't care there literal butthole.

564
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Speaker 1: You've seen everything, You've seen them ship they should in public.

565
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Speaker 3: Not only do they should in public, but then they

566
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Speaker 3: demand I pick up.

567
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:14,080
Speaker 1: I'm ready to go on to the next stop. I'm

568
00:27:14,119 --> 00:27:17,359
Speaker 1: ready to go pee on someone's bike. Yeah, I think

569
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:19,560
Speaker 1: they're fine. How do you feel about pets seeing you

570
00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:20,119
Speaker 1: have sex?

571
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:22,880
Speaker 3: Not into it?

572
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:24,320
Speaker 1: It's spooky, I know.

573
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:26,240
Speaker 3: And it feels like a.

574
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:28,280
Speaker 1: Child it does? It does? It feels like a child

575
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:29,520
Speaker 1: is watching you.

576
00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:33,840
Speaker 3: Yes, And I feel like it's a real It's actually

577
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:37,720
Speaker 3: really difficult because our dog does sleep in our bed.

578
00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:38,760
Speaker 1: Oh wow.

579
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:42,399
Speaker 3: And and and you know the cat would be welcome

580
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Speaker 3: if she would want to know.

581
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Speaker 1: She's like, I've seen what you guys do in that.

582
00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:50,480
Speaker 4: Bad now, thank you.

583
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Speaker 1: Okay. So as far as sleeping nude, I have to

584
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Speaker 1: say I also cannot do it. I do have a

585
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Speaker 1: specific way I need to sleep, though, which needs to

586
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Speaker 1: be T shirt and no bottoms. I need the underwear on,

587
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:06,400
Speaker 1: but I don't. I don't like. I don't like rank shorts.

588
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:08,560
Speaker 1: I don't like rank sweats. I don't like I mean

589
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:12,080
Speaker 1: a socks to bed. Oh no, that's insane to me. Yes,

590
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:14,159
Speaker 1: I don't know how anyone sleeps with socks.

591
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:16,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I what I like is a cold room

592
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:17,640
Speaker 3: with heavy blanket.

593
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:18,680
Speaker 1: Yeah.

594
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:21,520
Speaker 3: And then like you can occasionally be like yeah.

595
00:28:21,359 --> 00:28:24,840
Speaker 1: Yes, same, same, But I'm getting like, I'm currently sleeping

596
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:27,199
Speaker 1: with my room sixty nine degrees. I've announced on the

597
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:31,679
Speaker 1: podcast before. For people who listen regularly, they know, but

598
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:37,639
Speaker 1: not exactly. It's kind of a symbolic. But now I'm

599
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:40,680
Speaker 1: down to sixty eight. Oh, I fear it's just gonna

600
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:42,800
Speaker 1: get lower and lower. I'm just so hot and I

601
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:45,680
Speaker 1: refuse to like to do I refuse to remove blankets.

602
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:47,520
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, I need that weight I need the

603
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:49,840
Speaker 1: weight of the blanket on me. And when I've gone

604
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Speaker 1: to a hotel or something and they don't have a

605
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:55,840
Speaker 1: comforter and it's just the sheet, I'm like, I'll never

606
00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:57,080
Speaker 1: rest in this place.

607
00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:58,320
Speaker 3: I know, what is that about?

608
00:28:58,480 --> 00:28:58,720
Speaker 1: I don't.

609
00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:00,200
Speaker 3: Sometimes it's a fancy.

610
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:02,640
Speaker 1: Fancy hotel and I go, where is the comforter? Where's

611
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:03,640
Speaker 1: the duvet?

612
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:04,680
Speaker 3: Exactly?

613
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:06,160
Speaker 4: I need a little weight.

614
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:08,040
Speaker 1: I need weight. I will not be able to sleep

615
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:11,959
Speaker 1: without weight, and and so naked to me, even naked

616
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,840
Speaker 1: going to bed can't do it, won't. I would never

617
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:16,320
Speaker 1: be able to fall asleep like that. I need the

618
00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:18,240
Speaker 1: weight of a T shirt, which is nothing, but I

619
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:22,520
Speaker 1: need it. And somehow being that exposed does feel wrong.

620
00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:24,480
Speaker 1: For the people who are able to sleep naked, I'd

621
00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:26,720
Speaker 1: be curious for them to chime in in the comments.

622
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:29,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think some people are just like really into it.

623
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:33,480
Speaker 3: I always feel naked when I naked. Yeah, the idea

624
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:37,920
Speaker 3: of answering for adoram team. But naked, I mean I

625
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,080
Speaker 3: just lay.

626
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:43,240
Speaker 1: Sometimes yeah okay, yeah, and that would be I feel offensive,

627
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:46,560
Speaker 1: like penis in her face? Unnecessary? Somehow, I think tits

628
00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:51,120
Speaker 1: are fine, right, yeah, but a lot are allowed to

629
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:54,520
Speaker 1: walk around New York with no shirt on there. Yeah,

630
00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:58,680
Speaker 1: they freed, which I wouldn't do that. That doesn't interest me.

631
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:00,000
Speaker 1: That doesn't so I am.

632
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:00,880
Speaker 3: I wouldn't do that.

633
00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:02,840
Speaker 1: You wouldn't even show niles.

634
00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:06,080
Speaker 3: If you see my nipples, I haven't paid an exceptional

635
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:06,840
Speaker 3: amount of money.

636
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:09,000
Speaker 1: Are they big or small?

637
00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:10,360
Speaker 3: Pink? Very tiny?

638
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:12,960
Speaker 1: They're tiny, pink or brown, sort of.

639
00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:15,200
Speaker 3: A red, you know, like that nineties lip color that

640
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:17,080
Speaker 3: women would wear that kind of color.

641
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:22,320
Speaker 1: A beautiful nipple if you asked me, gorgeous.

642
00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:24,080
Speaker 3: But I'm very big. I think they're probably just normal

643
00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:27,640
Speaker 3: nipple sides. But they look they look like beady little eyes,

644
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:31,080
Speaker 3: like a little caricature artists. They little beady eyes on

645
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:33,080
Speaker 3: my big, big chest head.

646
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Speaker 1: Can I just say, God must have spent a little

647
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:38,760
Speaker 1: more time on you. That's what it's the character artist

648
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:41,000
Speaker 1: was God well done?

649
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:42,080
Speaker 3: Thank you God.

650
00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:48,120
Speaker 1: It all comes back always when I have to understand

651
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:50,960
Speaker 1: how you found your way to the uc B. And

652
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:55,600
Speaker 1: if you've told this story a thousand times, pardon me. Actually, okay,

653
00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:57,000
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm curious.

654
00:30:57,920 --> 00:31:02,160
Speaker 3: I took I was in den. My friend Katie was like,

655
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:04,320
Speaker 3: will you come with me to join this improv team

656
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:06,760
Speaker 3: because I'm perraid that they'll be like a cult or.

657
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:09,880
Speaker 1: Something, and it maybe it is a little bit. We're

658
00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:12,120
Speaker 1: still in the cult because I'm in it. Yeah, And

659
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:14,080
Speaker 1: when you want you.

660
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:17,680
Speaker 3: Are you a UCB person. I wasn't sure if you

661
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:20,040
Speaker 3: actually were a UCB person or if like you did

662
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:22,000
Speaker 3: your own thing and sometimes you did it at UCB

663
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:23,200
Speaker 3: and then they just came.

664
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,280
Speaker 1: Out to me. No, I was very much at UCB.

665
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:30,640
Speaker 1: I'm a UCB purist. I truly like La in La.

666
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:31,840
Speaker 3: But when did you start there?

667
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:34,920
Speaker 1: I started? It had to be it had to be

668
00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:36,360
Speaker 1: twenty twelve.

669
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:39,840
Speaker 3: So we had a little crossover we did because I

670
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:41,400
Speaker 3: didn't leave till twenty fifteen.

671
00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:44,520
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we definitely had crossover. Then I wasn't on

672
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:48,160
Speaker 1: the main stage on Harold Night, which is the main

673
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:55,440
Speaker 1: stage Monday nights until twenty it will fall twenty fifteen.

674
00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:58,400
Speaker 3: So I just missed you passing.

675
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:01,880
Speaker 1: So now we're here be about it. But you went

676
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:04,240
Speaker 1: and you're like, okay, but that wasn't UCB and Denver.

677
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:05,240
Speaker 1: It was like an improv troop.

678
00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:07,080
Speaker 3: It was just an improv team. And then I said,

679
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:11,240
Speaker 3: I'm going to get my masters in New York. Okay,

680
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:14,320
Speaker 3: I think I was still planning on actually getting it. Yeah,

681
00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:17,640
Speaker 3: and they said and I said, I'm going to do this.

682
00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:19,680
Speaker 3: I looked it up and I'm going to do Chicago

683
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:23,480
Speaker 3: City limits and they said, don't do that. Do UCB.

684
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:26,440
Speaker 3: That's where everything is happening. Oh and then I started

685
00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:29,080
Speaker 3: watching their TV show and I was like.

686
00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:31,360
Speaker 1: Okay, asscat right or was.

687
00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:34,200
Speaker 3: They had like an upright Citizens Brigade TV show on

688
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:36,360
Speaker 3: Comedy Central. It was like a sketch show with just

689
00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:41,040
Speaker 3: the four people, okay. And so then so then I

690
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:43,560
Speaker 3: just started taking classes. And when I was in level one,

691
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:49,680
Speaker 3: nine to eleven happened and they told us, like on

692
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:52,320
Speaker 3: my first day of level one, they said yes.

693
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:55,120
Speaker 1: And that you said.

694
00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:59,040
Speaker 3: Okay, They said Amy Pople are got on SNL and

695
00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:01,040
Speaker 3: I was like, who's same and they were like the

696
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:02,600
Speaker 3: girl and I was like, oh, okay.

697
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:04,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, the one of the four that you were watching

698
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:07,400
Speaker 1: on Comedy Central. Exactly a lot was happening. Then, huh

699
00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:10,040
Speaker 1: nine to eleven, Amy Builder got SNL and you were

700
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:11,400
Speaker 1: an improv one on one and I was.

701
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:14,000
Speaker 3: An improv one on one. It was a terrible class.

702
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:16,640
Speaker 1: Why was it so bad because of the tragedy or

703
00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:17,320
Speaker 1: something else?

704
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:19,960
Speaker 3: I think their tragedy didn't help. Sure, but there was

705
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:23,080
Speaker 3: just a lot of There was like three people in it,

706
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:24,880
Speaker 3: you know how like sometimes you have a class and

707
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:28,959
Speaker 3: there's one person who's just like you are sucking up

708
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,440
Speaker 3: all of the energy. We had three of them. Oh,

709
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:33,560
Speaker 3: they were all trying to suck up all the energy

710
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:35,200
Speaker 3: and it was exhausting.

711
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:37,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, it can be a lot. And improv is such

712
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:41,000
Speaker 1: in theory meant to be such a supportive space that

713
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:44,200
Speaker 1: when people are sucking up all the energy like that,

714
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:46,840
Speaker 1: or there's that person who like really doesn't even or

715
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:49,640
Speaker 1: for instance, doesn't get it. Yeah, you're supposed to like

716
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:51,800
Speaker 1: have their back and make them look like a genius.

717
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:56,040
Speaker 1: And it's actually quite lovely. And then at times you're like,

718
00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:58,320
Speaker 1: can we bring a little bit of the real world

719
00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:01,200
Speaker 1: into this and let them know tag you out? Yeah,

720
00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:04,600
Speaker 1: that's that's your power, liveeson tagging them out.

721
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:07,680
Speaker 3: You know. There are a couple of times when I've

722
00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:10,480
Speaker 3: when when I've been like, can I tag out the

723
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:11,879
Speaker 3: person in the scene that I'm in.

724
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:14,920
Speaker 1: The how do I tag you out?

725
00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:17,560
Speaker 3: I tell you about come in and play the same.

726
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:22,080
Speaker 1: You will do what they're doing, but better. That's more

727
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:24,560
Speaker 1: sense that I know, and that's not good improv. That's

728
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:26,560
Speaker 1: being a bad teammate. And we don't endorse that.

729
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:29,400
Speaker 3: I don't endorse it. We do not stay in school.

730
00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:31,440
Speaker 1: Kids, No, no.

731
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:33,560
Speaker 3: Oh don't because we don't like school. I know, but

732
00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:35,360
Speaker 3: didn't you say I had to say stay in school.

733
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:37,640
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, stay in cool school, but go to improv school.

734
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:40,080
Speaker 1: Everyone drop out of regular school and go to improv school.

735
00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:41,080
Speaker 3: Do you recommend it?

736
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:43,879
Speaker 1: I well, I don't think you should drop out of.

737
00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:45,960
Speaker 4: School, especially to do in prov.

738
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:47,680
Speaker 1: School, not to do in prop school. But I do

739
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:50,319
Speaker 1: think improv school is good for everyone, regardless of what

740
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:51,480
Speaker 1: you want to do professionally.

741
00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:54,000
Speaker 3: I agree with that. I do think that you can

742
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:56,279
Speaker 3: stay too long. There are some people who are taking

743
00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:58,000
Speaker 3: class and I I guess it's also like it that's

744
00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,920
Speaker 3: what that's what brings you joy? Who cares?

745
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:02,160
Speaker 1: I know, I mean if, but I don't. The thing

746
00:35:02,239 --> 00:35:04,279
Speaker 1: is like, how many improv classes could you really take?

747
00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:06,399
Speaker 1: I'm sure someone could answer that for us, since I've

748
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:09,760
Speaker 1: taken a hundred, and I go, that's fascinating.

749
00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:10,640
Speaker 3: But interesting.

750
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:14,480
Speaker 1: I look interesting. It's interesting. I've been taken by what

751
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:20,200
Speaker 1: you just said. I love improv. I really do think

752
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:23,040
Speaker 1: everyone should be yeah, if you stay too long, I yeah,

753
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:24,840
Speaker 1: I guess it's it's a who cares. I know that

754
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:27,520
Speaker 1: I couldn't couldn't be me, but it could be you.

755
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:30,000
Speaker 1: You know when people say that couldn't be me, that's fine,

756
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:32,520
Speaker 1: could be someone else. I did say it was such

757
00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:35,760
Speaker 1: a judgment. I didn't think that, you know, people couldn't

758
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:38,120
Speaker 1: be me, Like that's fine, it doesn't have to be you.

759
00:35:38,239 --> 00:35:39,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't like that kind of thing when people

760
00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:43,560
Speaker 3: are like, there's like an inherent I mean, I say,

761
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:44,960
Speaker 3: I don't like that kind of thing, but I don't

762
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,960
Speaker 3: really have anything more to say about it. But I

763
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:49,600
Speaker 3: just feel like when people are like a little judgy

764
00:35:49,719 --> 00:35:52,440
Speaker 3: like that about like because that implies like it couldn't

765
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:53,520
Speaker 3: be me because.

766
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:58,040
Speaker 1: I'm better then I'm better, I make better decisions than that.

767
00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:01,480
Speaker 1: And it's like, okay, well it will be you. Something

768
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:04,080
Speaker 1: else that someone else does it? Like, how about that?

769
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:07,920
Speaker 1: Could it be me? It could actually you don't have

770
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:09,319
Speaker 1: all the details.

771
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:12,520
Speaker 3: The details I need.

772
00:36:12,719 --> 00:36:14,799
Speaker 1: You got to get some deta is before you talk

773
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:20,600
Speaker 1: like that. It's Spanish for details. It's not if you

774
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:25,640
Speaker 1: couldn't tell you. I just feel like I should tell

775
00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:27,719
Speaker 1: people because I like to brag that I know Spanish,

776
00:36:28,239 --> 00:36:32,640
Speaker 1: like come thus dead, sure.

777
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:34,360
Speaker 3: A rio.

778
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:36,360
Speaker 1: And you know what's so crazy? I don't even know

779
00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:41,919
Speaker 1: what la piece means when I'm Mario amazing. I could

780
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:45,400
Speaker 1: have deduced that lat piece was pencil if I had

781
00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:48,719
Speaker 1: taken some time. I just want to say, what if

782
00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:52,120
Speaker 1: I did that sleeping game but in Spanish?

783
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:54,680
Speaker 3: That will keep you?

784
00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:59,719
Speaker 1: I would stay, what's the last thing that kept you awake? Honestly?

785
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:02,200
Speaker 1: Because like, did this happen last night? Did you wake

786
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:02,799
Speaker 1: up at three am?

787
00:37:03,239 --> 00:37:04,319
Speaker 3: It didn't happen last night?

788
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:05,920
Speaker 1: Okay, God, I love this for you.

789
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:11,759
Speaker 3: I know it happened maybe like two nights ago, and

790
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:14,200
Speaker 3: I woke up being like, oh my god, I have

791
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:18,520
Speaker 3: been really neglecting my email. I I just remembered I

792
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:19,279
Speaker 3: never wrote back.

793
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:22,439
Speaker 1: That happens to me all the time in the middle

794
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:26,120
Speaker 1: of the day too. Who was it? Someone important? Everyone's important?

795
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:26,799
Speaker 3: It was?

796
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:28,000
Speaker 1: Okay, it was.

797
00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:30,759
Speaker 3: I mean, you don't have to say, I'll say.

798
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:34,799
Speaker 1: Reveal it on the podcast. Said, Okay, Jeff Hiller is

799
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:39,600
Speaker 1: about to say who kept him up at three am?

800
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:42,720
Speaker 1: Or woke him up at three am? Because Jeff hadn't

801
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:44,840
Speaker 1: responded to their email. Please reveal.

802
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:48,600
Speaker 3: It was Broadway superstar Gideon Glick.

803
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:54,120
Speaker 1: Okay, do you know where that is? I don't know

804
00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:55,040
Speaker 1: what anyone is.

805
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:56,839
Speaker 3: He was in Spring Awake and he was just in

806
00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:59,120
Speaker 3: that show at Twall. I remember that show at Twall,

807
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:03,759
Speaker 3: the What's the Amy Sherman Palladino's and Dan Palladino's new show.

808
00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:05,839
Speaker 1: Okay, I haven't seen. I haven't seen either.

809
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:06,759
Speaker 3: They canceled it, so you're not.

810
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:10,040
Speaker 1: But I would love to meet it in And he

811
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:10,520
Speaker 1: wrote me.

812
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:13,640
Speaker 3: An email and I forgot to write him back, and

813
00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:15,319
Speaker 3: I woke up and I was like, it's been like

814
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:16,240
Speaker 3: a week and a half.

815
00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:18,879
Speaker 1: Oh, you're better than I am. You're better than I am.

816
00:38:19,239 --> 00:38:21,439
Speaker 1: That's the reverse of couldn't be me? Is you're better

817
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:26,200
Speaker 1: than I But I genuinely mean it. There's no condescension

818
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:28,400
Speaker 1: in that. Maybe when I tell you I have text

819
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:32,480
Speaker 1: messages from November and here, oh better yet, I have

820
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:38,040
Speaker 1: a reveal. I have text messages from like April May unanswered.

821
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:41,000
Speaker 1: I think about they keep me up. I know they

822
00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:42,640
Speaker 1: keep setting a little bit as well.

823
00:38:42,719 --> 00:38:45,680
Speaker 3: Now well, because why are they? Because the things I

824
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:47,600
Speaker 3: don't answer is when I'm like, I don't have all

825
00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:49,600
Speaker 3: the information I need to think about it more.

826
00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:53,200
Speaker 1: Anytimes, it's that Sometimes I get the text, I'm like,

827
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:55,440
Speaker 1: I'm going to come back to this, this is really nice,

828
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:59,719
Speaker 1: and then time passes, and then so much time passes

829
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:05,680
Speaker 1: and I want to apologize to everyone. It weighs on me. Yeah,

830
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:10,279
Speaker 1: it like I'm carrying this weight of unanswered everything, emails,

831
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:13,040
Speaker 1: text And I saw this thing once that was like,

832
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:16,520
Speaker 1: if I owe you an email, imagine what I owe myself.

833
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:21,440
Speaker 1: I think about that. It's really profound. It was an

834
00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:23,520
Speaker 1: Instagram thing. Sometimes Instagram is deep.

835
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:24,480
Speaker 3: Sometimes it is.

836
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:27,000
Speaker 1: And I feel that And so this woke you up

837
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:28,640
Speaker 1: at three am. I can relate.

838
00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:33,120
Speaker 3: But also, you know, when I'm about to tell you

839
00:39:33,239 --> 00:39:35,440
Speaker 3: a story, it requires me bragging.

840
00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:41,680
Speaker 1: But please brag, Jeff. Okay, I actually also think that's

841
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:43,640
Speaker 1: very fucking cool. So congratulation.

842
00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:47,600
Speaker 3: But I got so many texts and I have this

843
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:52,799
Speaker 3: like deep need to respond, but there were so many

844
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:53,879
Speaker 3: that my phone kind of.

845
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:55,120
Speaker 1: Was like it got really hot.

846
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,040
Speaker 3: I always like, girl, we can't do it.

847
00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:00,160
Speaker 1: Your phone tried to jump and okay.

848
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:03,640
Speaker 3: Like there are like on my on my you know

849
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:05,600
Speaker 3: how you can get your I message on your phone

850
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:07,600
Speaker 3: and also on your laptop. Yeah, I do it on

851
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:10,279
Speaker 3: my laptop. It still says that there are thirty two

852
00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:13,279
Speaker 3: messages and you're trying to find that you cannot find them.

853
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:14,040
Speaker 3: They're so deep.

854
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:16,840
Speaker 1: Speak on it. Let's address Apple right now. I know,

855
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:19,239
Speaker 1: Tim Cook, Tim.

856
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:21,040
Speaker 4: Cook, Yeah, this is what you have to answer for.

857
00:40:21,239 --> 00:40:26,279
Speaker 1: Yes, nothing else, everything else is all good, Tim Cook. This,

858
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:30,240
Speaker 1: Jeff Hiller has thirty two. Jeff knew the exact numbers,

859
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:31,280
Speaker 1: and it's red.

860
00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:34,200
Speaker 3: Bubble because the red bubbles really stresses me out.

861
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:35,600
Speaker 1: I don't get it. I don't have the red bubble.

862
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:37,720
Speaker 1: I have no notifications on my phone. The red bubble

863
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:41,640
Speaker 1: is not allowed on my phone, specifically for text it does.

864
00:40:41,719 --> 00:40:43,240
Speaker 1: I had to make peace with it on my computer

865
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:45,799
Speaker 1: because there were these phantom like unread texts, but you

866
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:48,319
Speaker 1: can't track them, and your phone will tell you it's

867
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:50,879
Speaker 1: all answered, but then the computer is saying something else.

868
00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:51,960
Speaker 1: They need to fix it.

869
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:54,000
Speaker 3: They do need to fix it. And I know that

870
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:57,120
Speaker 3: there are because then sometimes now I'll go back to

871
00:40:57,120 --> 00:41:00,600
Speaker 3: text somebody about something else and I'll see that they

872
00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:04,000
Speaker 3: sent me a congratulations and I didn't even give it

873
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:04,359
Speaker 3: a heart.

874
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:09,560
Speaker 1: You Hollywood motherfucker, you Holly Oh, Jeff thinks he's so

875
00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:12,200
Speaker 1: much better ever since he won that. I'm see, that's

876
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:14,360
Speaker 1: what my concern would be. I have every intention of

877
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:17,640
Speaker 1: responding to people this same I tell you what, before

878
00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:20,080
Speaker 1: I die, those one hundred and fifty texts are gonna

879
00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:24,719
Speaker 1: get him fifty. I know, trust me. My vagina just

880
00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:29,760
Speaker 1: got clammy. My butthole is clenched. I am now sweating

881
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:35,720
Speaker 1: through the gray of this sweater, just want so much. Really,

882
00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:42,640
Speaker 1: who has made this incredible brand but very wisely made

883
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:44,799
Speaker 1: herself not the face of the brand. I was reading

884
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:47,560
Speaker 1: this whole thing on Instagram about it. Yeah, I should

885
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:50,040
Speaker 1: be responding to text since I'm readings that don't concern

886
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:50,920
Speaker 1: that is.

887
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:52,240
Speaker 4: The other thing such as that.

888
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:53,879
Speaker 3: Is that like I'm like, wait a minute, how come

889
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:56,480
Speaker 3: I wasted this whole day and I still have things

890
00:41:56,560 --> 00:41:57,520
Speaker 3: like but.

891
00:41:57,480 --> 00:41:59,279
Speaker 1: You know what, It's okay. It's called being human in

892
00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:01,880
Speaker 1: twenty twenty. And I can say that to you, and

893
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:04,479
Speaker 1: I can say it with full confidence, and I want

894
00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:06,680
Speaker 1: to soothe you, and mate, let you know that those

895
00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:09,680
Speaker 1: thirty two people who have not been answered are going

896
00:42:09,719 --> 00:42:11,919
Speaker 1: to be okay. And no one is actually thinking you've

897
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:15,120
Speaker 1: turned Hollywood because you didn't respond, and in fact, most

898
00:42:15,239 --> 00:42:19,000
Speaker 1: reasonable people. No, No, most reasonable people I know from

899
00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:22,279
Speaker 1: experience are understanding that your phone probably blew up that

900
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:25,160
Speaker 1: day that week, right, and are like, I sent the

901
00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:27,560
Speaker 1: love I wanted to send the love. Jeff has no

902
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:30,000
Speaker 1: responsibility to get back to me. I can't imagine getting

903
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:33,000
Speaker 1: that many texts. Again, reasonable people are thinking, reasonable people,

904
00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:35,600
Speaker 1: and so I want to soothe you. Yet I can't

905
00:42:35,719 --> 00:42:38,719
Speaker 1: be soothed by that neither. Oh yeah, I hear that.

906
00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:40,720
Speaker 1: But I'm the person who responds to everyone.

907
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:43,680
Speaker 3: And when I have someone who has in my life,

908
00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:46,919
Speaker 3: who I personally know, who has like a moment that's

909
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:50,160
Speaker 3: sort of, you know, very public that I want to

910
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:52,000
Speaker 3: congratulate them, I'm like, oh, they're going to be mad

911
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,120
Speaker 3: if I don't congratulate them. And it's like they're not

912
00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:55,200
Speaker 3: even going to notice.

913
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:59,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's true. In the celebration, like it's like a

914
00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:01,280
Speaker 1: good birthday part you're a good party. We don't actually

915
00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:02,520
Speaker 1: know who came or didn't come.

916
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:05,200
Speaker 3: You can irish good bye and they will not realize it.

917
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:07,640
Speaker 1: Not No, they'll think you were there the whole night exactly.

918
00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:09,560
Speaker 3: And later you can be like, oh my god, that

919
00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:11,160
Speaker 3: was so great, and they're going to just be.

920
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:13,960
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, and that's it, and no one's thinking that

921
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:17,120
Speaker 1: deeply except for the weird people. Except for the weird people.

922
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:20,680
Speaker 1: Some of them are thinking and I've found but it's okay.

923
00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:24,640
Speaker 1: They should seek counsel and just have some lawyer.

924
00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:25,080
Speaker 3: Yeah.

925
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:28,360
Speaker 1: I've been saying that to people, a lawyer or therapist,

926
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:37,719
Speaker 1: you pick, I said, lawyer if you'd like, but or

927
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:46,040
Speaker 1: talk to a license as you should. That might get

928
00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:48,200
Speaker 1: a response out of me. It won't be very nice,

929
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:53,440
Speaker 1: so I might. I don't. Well, you know when people

930
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:55,960
Speaker 1: go just yeah, I get I get overwhelmed by the

931
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,960
Speaker 1: amount of written communication and coming. It's not normal, it's

932
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:03,760
Speaker 1: not healthy. It was supposed to be like this and yeah,

933
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:05,839
Speaker 1: and so I have grace for you. But I do

934
00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:09,440
Speaker 1: think Tim Cook, mister Cook, fixed that.

935
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:11,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I even do the thing where it's like

936
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:16,160
Speaker 3: you filter out just the unread and there's nothing there.

937
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:19,880
Speaker 3: There's just laying there's nothing there. Please, I don't know,

938
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:23,120
Speaker 3: there's nothing there.

939
00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:25,120
Speaker 1: I know it. I had to make peace with that

940
00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:27,440
Speaker 1: red bubble on my computer. I had to make peace

941
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:30,600
Speaker 1: with it. But I don't. Yeah, it's it's so. But

942
00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:33,040
Speaker 1: even the fact that it's i'd be curious about the

943
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:36,520
Speaker 1: psychology behind the design, and like, is it meant to

944
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:40,279
Speaker 1: induce anxiety the way that it does because I have

945
00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:45,800
Speaker 1: genuinely eliminated it from my text messages. Really smart, it's smart,

946
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:47,880
Speaker 1: but then there's it's still weighs on me. So I

947
00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:50,560
Speaker 1: haven't sorted anything out for myself except for I can't

948
00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:52,200
Speaker 1: look at that red bubble on my phone and feel

949
00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:53,960
Speaker 1: like I haven't gone back to people. Somebody needs me.

950
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:59,960
Speaker 1: It's like read for me signals alert emergency me too.

951
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:02,080
Speaker 3: That is when you's gone a ride exactly.

952
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:09,080
Speaker 1: Studio is red. Stressing me the fuck out. I am stressed.

953
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:11,239
Speaker 3: This studio is red.

954
00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:14,480
Speaker 1: It is red. It's an emergency alert. You're in trouble, Jeff,

955
00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:16,800
Speaker 1: you're living inside.

956
00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:17,880
Speaker 3: The shining or something.

957
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:23,840
Speaker 1: You're living inside of the thirty two text messages you

958
00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:25,759
Speaker 1: haven't answered. I am one of them, and I'm here

959
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:29,239
Speaker 1: to confront you the fuck. I congratulated you on your

960
00:45:29,239 --> 00:45:31,839
Speaker 1: I mean I don't have Jeff's number. I congratulated you on.

961
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:34,680
Speaker 3: Your I'm so sorry you didn't say ship. I really

962
00:45:34,719 --> 00:45:41,600
Speaker 3: wanted to. No, I'm a victim.

963
00:45:41,719 --> 00:45:44,560
Speaker 1: Oh of course, how narcissistic of you can now, don't

964
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:45,400
Speaker 1: play victim.

965
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:48,719
Speaker 3: It's true, It's true. You know what, do you want

966
00:45:48,719 --> 00:45:49,120
Speaker 3: to hit me?

967
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:52,840
Speaker 1: I do? Okay, I won't though, because then I believe

968
00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:55,799
Speaker 1: you will seek counsel. You probably need both kinds. Ice.

969
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:58,440
Speaker 1: I hit you this woman, I said, yeah, he has

970
00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:03,560
Speaker 1: to doing her weird podcast. She struck me, not the

971
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:08,319
Speaker 1: good way, and now I need a lawyer and a psychiatrist.

972
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:09,920
Speaker 3: Struck.

973
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:14,400
Speaker 1: I've been struck. I've been taken by you today. I

974
00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:19,080
Speaker 1: have to say, I find you interesting, Barley interesting. Yeah,

975
00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:20,880
Speaker 1: did you have do you have? Do you have kids?

976
00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:24,680
Speaker 1: Any interest? To not use the word again, I know

977
00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:26,040
Speaker 1: us about it.

978
00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:29,560
Speaker 3: Do you have interests? I have an answer on this.

979
00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:34,280
Speaker 1: I do have interest. I've always wanted to have kids.

980
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:37,080
Speaker 1: I've never had baby fever. I don't think once when

981
00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:39,080
Speaker 1: my cousins were babies. I think I was like so

982
00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:43,319
Speaker 1: obsessed my one cousin, Shouma as a kid. She I

983
00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:47,760
Speaker 1: just heard, chubby cheeks just entranced me. She's a grown woman.

984
00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:57,719
Speaker 1: Now she's engaged. She's beating me. No, no, I'm to

985
00:46:57,760 --> 00:47:01,000
Speaker 1: get to to get to death. I need to do

986
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:05,359
Speaker 1: all the things. Yeah, she was obsessed with her little

987
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:07,719
Speaker 1: chubby cheeks. Never had baby fever. And that's the thing.

988
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:09,719
Speaker 1: I'm like, I hear people speak about baby fever, never

989
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:12,359
Speaker 1: had it, So now I'm like, am I did? I am?

990
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:15,120
Speaker 1: I missing a chip there. But I've always wanted kids,

991
00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:17,399
Speaker 1: but now I've gotten so used to not having them.

992
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:20,440
Speaker 1: I'm like, do you want them? But I believe that

993
00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:23,400
Speaker 1: I do want them. I've just gotten so accustomed to

994
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:25,120
Speaker 1: But what's all about me?

995
00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:29,319
Speaker 3: I know? And I also Okay, so I've never been

996
00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:31,239
Speaker 3: the kind of person that's like, I want a baby.

997
00:47:31,239 --> 00:47:33,120
Speaker 3: I want a baby so badly, Like I wasn't like

998
00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:34,560
Speaker 3: the person who had a baby toy when I was

999
00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:38,520
Speaker 3: a kid. Yeah, but I had I was. I've also

1000
00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:42,960
Speaker 3: never been the person who's like, these fucking kids, I

1001
00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:46,719
Speaker 3: meet these kids, yeah, and you're like, it's McDonald's.

1002
00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:50,440
Speaker 1: You're in the ballpen, it's not the kid exactly.

1003
00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:53,040
Speaker 3: I've never been that person either, Like I love kids,

1004
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:54,520
Speaker 3: I like playing with them and stuff like that. And

1005
00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:58,000
Speaker 3: I think I would be a good secondary parent. I

1006
00:47:58,040 --> 00:47:59,879
Speaker 3: think i'd be a great secondary parent.

1007
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,239
Speaker 1: Do you mean like a step parent or is in

1008
00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:05,600
Speaker 1: like your partner really wants kids, like Neil really wants kids,

1009
00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:08,359
Speaker 1: and you'll like help, you'll lend a hand, well.

1010
00:48:08,360 --> 00:48:10,480
Speaker 3: Not lend a hand, like I would be active, but

1011
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:12,640
Speaker 3: like if work called me away, I would go.

1012
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:14,880
Speaker 1: Away, okay, because it's going to be work over them.

1013
00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:18,920
Speaker 3: Kids exactly, And like obviously this is historically very gendered.

1014
00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:21,080
Speaker 3: Would be like the mom has to like know where

1015
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:23,840
Speaker 3: the doctor's appointments are and schedule the camps and stuff,

1016
00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:26,719
Speaker 3: whereas the dad is just like, let's go play, let's go,

1017
00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:31,040
Speaker 3: you know what I mean? And so uh, and my

1018
00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:33,320
Speaker 3: husband doesn't want kids at all, Like he is the

1019
00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:36,680
Speaker 3: kind of person who's like, oh, he is that person.

1020
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:41,880
Speaker 3: And I'm alway like, calm down, we are out of

1021
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:43,200
Speaker 3: one year old's birthday party.

1022
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:44,120
Speaker 4: They're allowed to be here.

1023
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:47,880
Speaker 1: I do you know what, But the one year old's birthday,

1024
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:50,000
Speaker 1: I have to say, to your husband's credit, does feel

1025
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,040
Speaker 1: like a party for the adults, because I'm like, one

1026
00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:53,080
Speaker 1: year old, don't give a damn.

1027
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:54,560
Speaker 3: That's true. That's true.

1028
00:48:54,600 --> 00:48:56,920
Speaker 1: Girl doesn't know. And then you spend all this money.

1029
00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:58,560
Speaker 1: I haven't done it yet, but I have. Who is

1030
00:48:58,600 --> 00:48:58,800
Speaker 1: this for?

1031
00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:01,720
Speaker 3: I had a friend and she was like, these people

1032
00:49:01,719 --> 00:49:03,879
Speaker 3: are throwing a birthday party for their one year old.

1033
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:07,040
Speaker 3: It's so fucking stupid. I can't they think like they're

1034
00:49:07,040 --> 00:49:08,560
Speaker 3: gonna just shove it in my face that they have

1035
00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:10,960
Speaker 3: a baby. And I was like, I think this might

1036
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:11,760
Speaker 3: be about you.

1037
00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:15,759
Speaker 1: I think you should have to seek counsel because there's

1038
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:16,759
Speaker 1: something sunpacked.

1039
00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:18,600
Speaker 3: I was like, I get it that you don't want

1040
00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:20,640
Speaker 3: to have to change your life around kids. But they're

1041
00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:23,600
Speaker 3: allowed to throw their child a party, astutely.

1042
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:27,640
Speaker 1: Absolutely allowed to. Yeah they are. Yes, yes, it couldn't

1043
00:49:27,719 --> 00:49:29,759
Speaker 1: be me, but yeah, but no, they are allowed to.

1044
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:30,600
Speaker 1: They're allowed to, And I.

1045
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:32,560
Speaker 3: Think that's fine. I think you can just not go.

1046
00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:35,239
Speaker 1: Yes, that's that is always an option, by the way,

1047
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:40,000
Speaker 1: being offended like it's an interesting choice. So it sounds

1048
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:42,640
Speaker 1: though like, given you want to be secondary parent, your

1049
00:49:42,719 --> 00:49:45,759
Speaker 1: husband has no interest in kids, and you guys aren't

1050
00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:46,359
Speaker 1: gonna have kids?

1051
00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:48,919
Speaker 3: No, no, don't I mean. And I'm also like, he's

1052
00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:52,840
Speaker 3: sixty two, I'm fifty. Way like if we had it tomorrow,

1053
00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:55,800
Speaker 3: we would be like I would be my seventies.

1054
00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:58,000
Speaker 1: The I don't think you should have kids because you

1055
00:49:58,000 --> 00:49:58,480
Speaker 1: just said it.

1056
00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:02,239
Speaker 3: And so I live in a one bedroom apartment. I

1057
00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:05,799
Speaker 3: think there's family enough room for my dog crate. Come,

1058
00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:07,839
Speaker 3: I'm gonna put the baby in there, the dogs in there,

1059
00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:08,680
Speaker 3: the dogs in.

1060
00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:12,640
Speaker 1: There, Okay, I'm voting and it's not my place and

1061
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:17,160
Speaker 1: it's not my business, and it's not appropriate. This isn't appropriate,

1062
00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:18,480
Speaker 1: but I don't think I should.

1063
00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:20,640
Speaker 3: Have to be really honest. I had like a real

1064
00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:22,880
Speaker 3: freak out about it, like where I were like, have

1065
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:24,360
Speaker 3: me like a straight up breakdown?

1066
00:50:24,560 --> 00:50:24,799
Speaker 1: Why?

1067
00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:27,640
Speaker 3: Because I didn't have him? And it was during COVID.

1068
00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:31,640
Speaker 3: I was forty five. My career had been nothing at

1069
00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:36,080
Speaker 3: that point, and my I I think before then, I

1070
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:38,160
Speaker 3: had used improv as like a salve to make me

1071
00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:41,240
Speaker 3: feel like something was happening. But there was no improv

1072
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:43,880
Speaker 3: happening during COVID, and so I was just sitting alone

1073
00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:46,520
Speaker 3: in my apartment and I was like, right now, I

1074
00:50:46,560 --> 00:50:52,719
Speaker 3: should be protecting my child. I need to I need

1075
00:50:52,719 --> 00:50:54,000
Speaker 3: to protect my child.

1076
00:50:54,239 --> 00:51:00,520
Speaker 1: I should have called you because I needed protection. I

1077
00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:02,600
Speaker 1: wish I had your number so that I could send

1078
00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:03,680
Speaker 1: you a text. You wouldn't answer.

1079
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:08,600
Speaker 3: I tried to, I can't find it genuinely. Were you

1080
00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:09,040
Speaker 3: in New York?

1081
00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:11,200
Speaker 1: I was in New York and I had this big

1082
00:51:11,520 --> 00:51:13,440
Speaker 1: I've said this before, but I had this moment where

1083
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:15,960
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm an adult. Now I have to

1084
00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:18,680
Speaker 1: decide if I stay here, go to LA. Going to

1085
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:20,359
Speaker 1: LA was an option, and I was like, I need

1086
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:22,440
Speaker 1: to figure out what's right If I get on a

1087
00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:24,520
Speaker 1: plane and I get sick in this disease and I

1088
00:51:24,520 --> 00:51:26,320
Speaker 1: don't know that I thought it would kill me. I

1089
00:51:26,360 --> 00:51:27,919
Speaker 1: don't know what I thought, but I was so painted

1090
00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:31,120
Speaker 1: because I was in midtown Manhattan, and I was I

1091
00:51:31,160 --> 00:51:33,400
Speaker 1: had just moved for SNL like say, two years prior,

1092
00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:35,960
Speaker 1: and I would go back to LA on every break.

1093
00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:38,560
Speaker 1: So every two week break we got, I'd go back

1094
00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:41,080
Speaker 1: to LA. So I still very much was rooted there

1095
00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:43,760
Speaker 1: in many ways, right, and so I kept during COVID

1096
00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:45,319
Speaker 1: when I was trying to decide if I got should

1097
00:51:45,320 --> 00:51:47,200
Speaker 1: get on that plane or not, I specifically like had

1098
00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:49,200
Speaker 1: a I cried in the shower. I was like, I need,

1099
00:51:49,520 --> 00:51:51,560
Speaker 1: I need. I wish I was someone's child so that

1100
00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:54,520
Speaker 1: they could fuck this up and it would be their responsibility.

1101
00:51:54,719 --> 00:51:56,759
Speaker 1: I'm like, if I make the wrong choice, it's like

1102
00:51:56,920 --> 00:51:59,840
Speaker 1: on me. I guess I'm an adult now. So I

1103
00:52:00,280 --> 00:52:03,000
Speaker 1: wish I had your number because I'd like, take care

1104
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:07,520
Speaker 1: of me, hold me, you can hold you.

1105
00:52:09,080 --> 00:52:11,000
Speaker 4: I'm pretty big though, I could I could actually.

1106
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:12,960
Speaker 3: Hold you next time.

1107
00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:15,760
Speaker 1: If I'm not someone's mom.

1108
00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:17,719
Speaker 3: But you know, I probably. But the other thing is

1109
00:52:17,719 --> 00:52:20,000
Speaker 3: though that as a parent, like hearing you just say

1110
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:21,279
Speaker 3: that makes me think, oh, I shouldn't be a parent

1111
00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:23,319
Speaker 3: because I was like, oh, I probably make the wrong choice.

1112
00:52:23,080 --> 00:52:24,960
Speaker 1: I think that's what it is. Though I don't know

1113
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:26,640
Speaker 1: because I'm not a parent, but I'm sort of like

1114
00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:30,799
Speaker 1: everyone's guessing. I believe is the sense I get. So

1115
00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:34,760
Speaker 1: I don't even mean to say that as some childless harlot.

1116
00:52:36,440 --> 00:52:38,440
Speaker 3: Now you're a fall on harlot.

1117
00:52:38,440 --> 00:52:44,000
Speaker 1: That comfort, I'll work on that.

1118
00:52:44,719 --> 00:52:49,080
Speaker 3: Maybe you should go talk to your lawyer, Okay, I will.

1119
00:52:49,640 --> 00:52:52,680
Speaker 1: She's great. I bet she will have something to say

1120
00:52:52,719 --> 00:52:58,919
Speaker 1: about that. She's brilliant and so therapist. I I don't

1121
00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:01,360
Speaker 1: know that it's my place, but I get the sense now,

1122
00:53:01,480 --> 00:53:02,839
Speaker 1: and it's why I've been able to like give my

1123
00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:06,600
Speaker 1: mom grace. Is I'm like everyone's kind of guessing. Its

1124
00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:09,759
Speaker 1: every I heard this thing, which is maybe not profound,

1125
00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:12,160
Speaker 1: but was impactful to me. I'd feel like I just

1126
00:53:12,239 --> 00:53:15,480
Speaker 1: heard it a month ago, two months. Every this is

1127
00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:18,520
Speaker 1: everyone's first time being human, and that means your first

1128
00:53:18,520 --> 00:53:21,560
Speaker 1: time being a parent, even if you first time being

1129
00:53:21,560 --> 00:53:23,680
Speaker 1: a parent to each child, because each child is different

1130
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,200
Speaker 1: and my understanding is if you can love your kids

1131
00:53:26,239 --> 00:53:27,560
Speaker 1: and do your very best, and they're all going to

1132
00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:29,759
Speaker 1: kind of just turn out how they turn out. And

1133
00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:33,520
Speaker 1: that sounds all very stressful, but I'm like, I, no

1134
00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:35,200
Speaker 1: one knows what they're doing and they're guessing, and so

1135
00:53:35,239 --> 00:53:38,239
Speaker 1: you probably would have fucked it up. But even me,

1136
00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:40,320
Speaker 1: like making the decision to stay in New York versus

1137
00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:42,400
Speaker 1: go to LA, like they both had their pros and

1138
00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:45,680
Speaker 1: their cons and everyone's making the best decision or most

1139
00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:48,200
Speaker 1: people making the best decision they can with all the

1140
00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:49,839
Speaker 1: information they have at the time, and.

1141
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:52,880
Speaker 3: The decisions are personal too. It's like, yeah, that's so true.

1142
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:53,759
Speaker 3: Did you go to LA?

1143
00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:55,520
Speaker 1: I did, and I stayed in New York and I

1144
00:53:55,560 --> 00:54:00,280
Speaker 1: became a woman. I say, COVID made me a woman. Okay,

1145
00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:02,160
Speaker 1: I became a woman.

1146
00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:03,680
Speaker 3: There's like a breath in there.

1147
00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:09,960
Speaker 1: I became a It sounds like I started touching myself

1148
00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:24,440
Speaker 1: during first during COVID, That's when I began to explore myself.

1149
00:54:27,560 --> 00:54:32,719
Speaker 3: This is like, this is your next update, character locked down. Oh,

1150
00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:38,440
Speaker 3: I became a woman. I feel like I became uh,

1151
00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:42,560
Speaker 3: like I didn't get anything like everyone else was, Like

1152
00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:44,880
Speaker 3: I grew so much during it, and I was just like,

1153
00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:45,480
Speaker 3: I didn't do.

1154
00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:49,560
Speaker 1: Anything, That's why you needed the child. And then, much

1155
00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:51,359
Speaker 1: like people did with their pets, you give the child

1156
00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:53,479
Speaker 1: away at the end of lockdown. And I this wasn't

1157
00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:57,480
Speaker 1: actually for me. We need to rehome you, we have to.

1158
00:54:59,120 --> 00:55:01,399
Speaker 1: I thought this this is I was home and now

1159
00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:04,840
Speaker 1: work is calling. I'm gonna have to go in an emmy,

1160
00:55:05,239 --> 00:55:06,239
Speaker 1: so we're gonna read home you.

1161
00:55:06,719 --> 00:55:08,640
Speaker 3: I know you take cats and dogs. Do you take babies?

1162
00:55:08,760 --> 00:55:11,759
Speaker 3: Human babies? I just toddler, I don't know.

1163
00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:14,879
Speaker 1: Just leave it in a basket outside of the dogs.

1164
00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:19,719
Speaker 3: I left a note, yeah, please take care of this bear.

1165
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:29,920
Speaker 1: Jeff No, I almost wish you had done If I'm kidding,

1166
00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:33,600
Speaker 1: we're kidding. Remember we're comedians around here. Guys.

1167
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:35,400
Speaker 3: Commons, it's commissions.

1168
00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:37,560
Speaker 1: It's not a deep what's this accent?

1169
00:55:37,640 --> 00:55:39,200
Speaker 3: I don't know. But I'm a woman now.

1170
00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:45,759
Speaker 1: I really did. I really grew up. I really was like, bitch,

1171
00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:46,960
Speaker 1: you better figure it out.

1172
00:55:47,200 --> 00:55:48,200
Speaker 3: Yeah you.

1173
00:55:48,360 --> 00:55:50,040
Speaker 1: I was like, what are you gonna leave your apartment

1174
00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:52,160
Speaker 1: that you pay for and go stay on someone's couch

1175
00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:53,040
Speaker 1: which is low key?

1176
00:55:53,440 --> 00:55:53,600
Speaker 3: Oh?

1177
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:55,359
Speaker 4: Because you didn't have your own space.

1178
00:55:55,040 --> 00:55:57,040
Speaker 1: And I did have my own space in LA and

1179
00:55:57,080 --> 00:55:58,799
Speaker 1: I could have stayed on couches and they would have

1180
00:55:58,840 --> 00:56:01,360
Speaker 1: welcomed to me. But I was like, I need alone

1181
00:56:01,480 --> 00:56:04,080
Speaker 1: time and I don't know how long I'll.

1182
00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:05,400
Speaker 3: Be out there, and you'd have been out there a

1183
00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:06,040
Speaker 3: long time, it.

1184
00:56:06,120 --> 00:56:07,919
Speaker 1: Turns out, and I don't think that would have worked

1185
00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:10,359
Speaker 1: for me. So instead, I guess you.

1186
00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:12,400
Speaker 3: Could go like hiking and stuff there, whereas here, I

1187
00:56:12,440 --> 00:56:13,760
Speaker 3: did feel a little trapped.

1188
00:56:13,840 --> 00:56:16,319
Speaker 1: I felt trumped and that you also out there. Yeah,

1189
00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:19,080
Speaker 1: they did it. And I went to La in June

1190
00:56:19,120 --> 00:56:21,360
Speaker 1: of that year and my friend had her birthday at

1191
00:56:21,360 --> 00:56:22,880
Speaker 1: a park and they were all trying to hug me,

1192
00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:24,279
Speaker 1: but I'd come from New York and I was like,

1193
00:56:24,360 --> 00:56:28,840
Speaker 1: don't touch me. I was in the epicenter. I was like,

1194
00:56:28,880 --> 00:56:30,799
Speaker 1: I don't want to hug. I don't want to hug.

1195
00:56:30,840 --> 00:56:33,400
Speaker 1: And they were like, the go it's fine because they

1196
00:56:33,480 --> 00:56:35,480
Speaker 1: did not have the same experience as us here. And

1197
00:56:35,520 --> 00:56:37,840
Speaker 1: I'm at the birthday party at Griffith Park like I

1198
00:56:37,880 --> 00:56:39,840
Speaker 1: was at the epicenter. I have I kept saying, I

1199
00:56:39,840 --> 00:56:43,840
Speaker 1: have PTSD. I was in the epicenter. Happy birthday, Happy

1200
00:56:43,840 --> 00:56:47,600
Speaker 1: birthday to you, Happy birth Happy birthday, please. I was

1201
00:56:47,640 --> 00:56:48,920
Speaker 1: in the epicenter at PTSD.

1202
00:56:49,160 --> 00:56:52,439
Speaker 3: There's something about while saying Happy birthday, that it's very

1203
00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:54,040
Speaker 3: funny to me, Happy.

1204
00:56:53,719 --> 00:56:58,319
Speaker 1: Birthday, Happy birthday, just give us all gets fine, No, no,

1205
00:56:58,520 --> 00:57:00,200
Speaker 1: this is a boundary. Happy birthday.

1206
00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:06,120
Speaker 4: I am riddled. It's all over me, leads me down.

1207
00:57:07,400 --> 00:57:10,799
Speaker 1: I was truly like, looking back, how chaotic I was.

1208
00:57:13,120 --> 00:57:15,200
Speaker 1: I love my friends because they loved me through it,

1209
00:57:15,360 --> 00:57:17,280
Speaker 1: and these are wonderful people.

1210
00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:20,200
Speaker 3: I'm sure afterwards they were like, did.

1211
00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:23,360
Speaker 1: You hear aggo was in the episode she has talk

1212
00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:25,720
Speaker 1: about wish she would have stayed in New York? What

1213
00:57:25,960 --> 00:57:29,200
Speaker 1: she come over here with this energy? For that weird shit?

1214
00:57:31,680 --> 00:57:35,760
Speaker 1: Happy birthday? Each hand represented one word happy birthday.

1215
00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:36,880
Speaker 3: I know she's a hugger.

1216
00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:38,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I am Did.

1217
00:57:38,360 --> 00:57:40,280
Speaker 3: I say that to you when when you came in?

1218
00:57:40,440 --> 00:57:43,040
Speaker 1: Now she's giving me hands, give me hand. She is PTSD.

1219
00:57:43,320 --> 00:57:46,200
Speaker 1: That was I'm trying to I diagnosed myself, didn't you know?

1220
00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:48,000
Speaker 3: Do you are you in therapy?

1221
00:57:48,360 --> 00:57:50,760
Speaker 1: Yeah? I have a really good therapist. I think you

1222
00:57:50,760 --> 00:57:52,400
Speaker 1: can have a bad therapist. I think you have a

1223
00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:54,520
Speaker 1: mediocre therapist. So you like any other profession?

1224
00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:56,760
Speaker 3: So yeah, because E M d R is really good

1225
00:57:56,760 --> 00:58:00,880
Speaker 3: for that's the blinking. Yeah, it's the bye lateral stimulating.

1226
00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:02,520
Speaker 1: Oh it's not the blinking. I just made that up,

1227
00:58:03,160 --> 00:58:10,120
Speaker 1: winking you. How is my wink? By the way, so fast?

1228
00:58:11,480 --> 00:58:13,480
Speaker 1: My last season at US now, I think we spent

1229
00:58:13,560 --> 00:58:15,640
Speaker 1: like a month. It was either a week or a month.

1230
00:58:15,680 --> 00:58:19,400
Speaker 1: I can't remember time. Time is a construct. And I'm

1231
00:58:19,440 --> 00:58:22,400
Speaker 1: trying to be like, how good is my wink? And

1232
00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:25,680
Speaker 1: everyone's like, yours seems like a twitch. It is very

1233
00:58:26,120 --> 00:58:28,960
Speaker 1: Also the one who started the conversation because I was like,

1234
00:58:29,520 --> 00:58:31,400
Speaker 1: I have a very good way and I want to

1235
00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:33,560
Speaker 1: see how Like, say you were at a bar and

1236
00:58:33,600 --> 00:58:37,400
Speaker 1: I was trying to I was proudly. I was like,

1237
00:58:37,480 --> 00:58:39,560
Speaker 1: this is a wake. This is a nice.

1238
00:58:40,240 --> 00:58:41,320
Speaker 3: Esteem in my wink ability.

1239
00:58:41,320 --> 00:58:44,520
Speaker 1: And I was like, let's see your wakes. And everyone

1240
00:58:44,680 --> 00:58:47,920
Speaker 1: was like in full agreement that my winks were twitches.

1241
00:58:48,680 --> 00:58:49,320
Speaker 3: It's very fast.

1242
00:58:49,320 --> 00:58:52,720
Speaker 1: Okay, let's try again, genuinely. Okay, So, like this is

1243
00:58:52,720 --> 00:58:54,880
Speaker 1: how we did it at work that time. Pretend and

1244
00:58:54,920 --> 00:58:56,520
Speaker 1: I have so many more questions to ask you, but

1245
00:58:57,120 --> 00:58:57,360
Speaker 1: we need.

1246
00:58:57,360 --> 00:58:58,360
Speaker 3: To pause for this.

1247
00:58:58,360 --> 00:59:00,760
Speaker 1: This is important, the commercial break for my wing. Okay,

1248
00:59:00,800 --> 00:59:02,960
Speaker 1: So like this is how we set it up. Say

1249
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:05,800
Speaker 1: you're at a bar, you're talking to a friend, you're

1250
00:59:05,880 --> 00:59:08,080
Speaker 1: drinking a drink. Okay, we kind of and then you

1251
00:59:08,120 --> 00:59:11,120
Speaker 1: kind of keep glancing at me, and I notice and.

1252
00:59:11,040 --> 00:59:16,280
Speaker 3: Then like, I'm not a straight guys, just straight guys

1253
00:59:16,600 --> 00:59:22,160
Speaker 3: like this where they like weirdly masturbate their straw. Im

1254
00:59:22,280 --> 00:59:28,960
Speaker 3: is churning, butterby, you'd be surprised.

1255
00:59:29,120 --> 00:59:29,200
Speaker 5: Ess.

1256
00:59:29,240 --> 00:59:31,760
Speaker 1: That's all I'll say about that. Okay, So okay, No,

1257
00:59:32,520 --> 00:59:36,360
Speaker 1: I don't want to look at that man. Unfortunately, we

1258
00:59:36,440 --> 00:59:37,200
Speaker 1: have to start this over.

1259
00:59:38,760 --> 00:59:39,760
Speaker 3: Hold on, let me do my surp.

1260
00:59:39,960 --> 00:59:42,200
Speaker 1: Okay, but like maybe you're looking at me. I set

1261
00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:45,160
Speaker 1: this up wrong. You're looking at me, and then I'm like, oh, okay,

1262
00:59:45,280 --> 00:59:50,840
Speaker 1: that that hot guy who can't close his mouth just

1263
00:59:50,840 --> 00:59:51,400
Speaker 1: looking at me.

1264
00:59:51,520 --> 00:59:53,560
Speaker 3: Okay, let's straight guys can't close their mouth.

1265
00:59:55,040 --> 00:59:58,400
Speaker 1: They care actually, and you mean that in every sense, okay,

1266
00:59:58,440 --> 01:00:02,320
Speaker 1: so okay. So then I would be like this, Okay,

1267
01:00:02,360 --> 01:00:04,440
Speaker 1: I would. I'm getting nervous now, okay, this is good.

1268
01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:07,320
Speaker 1: I'm getting nervous. And then I go, is it a

1269
01:00:07,320 --> 01:00:12,000
Speaker 1: twitch or is it away? I'm getting the dirtiest look.

1270
01:00:13,120 --> 01:00:15,600
Speaker 3: I mean, I will say I don't know there are

1271
01:00:15,600 --> 01:00:17,920
Speaker 3: other people here, but I will say, when you did it,

1272
01:00:17,920 --> 01:00:25,360
Speaker 3: I did feel they need to flinch. You know what

1273
01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:26,800
Speaker 3: it feels like. It feels like you're like I'm gonna

1274
01:00:26,800 --> 01:00:31,040
Speaker 3: do I'm so hurt.

1275
01:00:32,800 --> 01:00:35,400
Speaker 1: Okay, no, this is hurting my feelings.

1276
01:00:35,480 --> 01:00:36,680
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry you guys.

1277
01:00:36,680 --> 01:00:39,080
Speaker 1: I appreciate honestly because I'll work on it. Let me try.

1278
01:00:39,080 --> 01:00:41,120
Speaker 3: I will say your eyes are gorgeous.

1279
01:00:41,160 --> 01:00:42,600
Speaker 1: Thank you. No, you don't have to try to build

1280
01:00:42,640 --> 01:00:42,880
Speaker 1: me up.

1281
01:00:43,080 --> 01:00:47,160
Speaker 3: No, no, no no, But I want to make you in

1282
01:00:47,200 --> 01:00:47,720
Speaker 3: my image.

1283
01:00:49,280 --> 01:00:51,640
Speaker 4: I'm like the military, break you down and then I

1284
01:00:51,760 --> 01:00:52,600
Speaker 4: make you in Miami.

1285
01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:56,680
Speaker 1: Okay, is done. I would like the opportunity. And this

1286
01:00:56,800 --> 01:00:59,360
Speaker 1: is me spending way too much time. Many people will

1287
01:00:59,360 --> 01:01:01,920
Speaker 1: skip through this, and it's important to me, and you're

1288
01:01:01,960 --> 01:01:04,800
Speaker 1: giving me a microphone and a platform for some god

1289
01:01:04,840 --> 01:01:07,800
Speaker 1: for saken reason. I don't know why any may be

1290
01:01:07,800 --> 01:01:10,600
Speaker 1: watching this, but I would like to the opportunity to

1291
01:01:10,640 --> 01:01:11,840
Speaker 1: try again with my right eye.

1292
01:01:11,920 --> 01:01:14,200
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, oh okay, in a way.

1293
01:01:14,080 --> 01:01:17,360
Speaker 1: That is not offensive. Maybe a gentler flirt.

1294
01:01:17,680 --> 01:01:17,760
Speaker 5: Ye.

1295
01:01:17,840 --> 01:01:19,160
Speaker 1: I don't want to make you flinch. I want to

1296
01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:20,960
Speaker 1: make you go oh sex.

1297
01:01:22,840 --> 01:01:24,880
Speaker 3: Is this some people flirt? I don't think that's what

1298
01:01:24,920 --> 01:01:26,840
Speaker 3: you do. That's scary, Like nineteen twenty.

1299
01:01:26,880 --> 01:01:27,720
Speaker 1: This is my problem.

1300
01:01:29,680 --> 01:01:31,120
Speaker 3: If it's very old fashioned to be like.

1301
01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:35,480
Speaker 1: Wind, wouldn't it be nice?

1302
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:39,040
Speaker 3: Yeah? I don't know to have an old fashioned just like.

1303
01:01:39,560 --> 01:01:43,040
Speaker 1: A swipe and a yeah, okay, anyway up or whatever

1304
01:01:43,320 --> 01:01:46,120
Speaker 1: you up? Come on a wink at a bar. Okay, yeah,

1305
01:01:46,120 --> 01:01:46,480
Speaker 1: it's nice.

1306
01:01:46,520 --> 01:01:46,919
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay.

1307
01:01:46,920 --> 01:01:48,439
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna try again with my right eye. Okay,

1308
01:01:48,680 --> 01:01:53,800
Speaker 1: my dominant eye. It is my dominant eye. If you

1309
01:01:53,800 --> 01:01:57,000
Speaker 1: could have one. Then I'm gonna try with my left

1310
01:01:57,040 --> 01:01:58,280
Speaker 1: and then we're gonna close the case.

1311
01:01:58,400 --> 01:01:59,920
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, and we'll get my desk.

1312
01:02:00,200 --> 01:02:03,080
Speaker 1: New questions. You didn't come here for this bullshit, but

1313
01:02:03,200 --> 01:02:03,960
Speaker 1: I have a captive.

1314
01:02:04,920 --> 01:02:06,040
Speaker 4: This is exactly what I wanted.

1315
01:02:06,400 --> 01:02:08,480
Speaker 1: Okay. They're going to cancel the podcast any day now.

1316
01:02:09,080 --> 01:02:11,920
Speaker 1: She's winking. It's it's an audio first thing in the

1317
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:17,600
Speaker 1: audible platform, and she's winking it's fine. I'm waiting for

1318
01:02:17,640 --> 01:02:20,040
Speaker 1: them to call. Okay, all right, so you're over there.

1319
01:02:20,080 --> 01:02:22,080
Speaker 1: I find you attractive, your mouth is open, your straight

1320
01:02:22,120 --> 01:02:25,520
Speaker 1: guy or whatever. And then I'm like, okay, so that

1321
01:02:25,640 --> 01:02:28,080
Speaker 1: first time was aggressive, and I'm like, oh, cute, cute, cute.

1322
01:02:29,160 --> 01:02:29,720
Speaker 3: That was good.

1323
01:02:30,120 --> 01:02:32,880
Speaker 1: That was good. Growth, That was growth. Okay. Now I

1324
01:02:32,880 --> 01:02:34,680
Speaker 1: want to try with my left because I was like,

1325
01:02:34,760 --> 01:02:39,680
Speaker 1: I'm pready good both. Okay, all right, so you're over there,

1326
01:02:39,760 --> 01:02:44,160
Speaker 1: same deal. I find you attractive and I go that one.

1327
01:02:44,720 --> 01:02:47,360
Speaker 3: Now, I had to tell you it was a little muddled.

1328
01:02:47,520 --> 01:02:49,360
Speaker 3: That one felt a little bit like you had something.

1329
01:02:49,200 --> 01:02:51,800
Speaker 1: In your eye for us to move on. I think

1330
01:02:51,800 --> 01:02:54,360
Speaker 1: we're gonna cut all of that out. We're not cut like.

1331
01:02:55,200 --> 01:02:56,040
Speaker 3: That's not like you.

1332
01:02:56,360 --> 01:02:58,840
Speaker 4: I don't need the feedback out of place.

1333
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:01,400
Speaker 1: I know it was bad.

1334
01:03:02,920 --> 01:03:05,400
Speaker 3: Thank you for I don't think I'm a good winker.

1335
01:03:05,440 --> 01:03:08,800
Speaker 1: Can I see with your better eye? Just so I feel?

1336
01:03:09,920 --> 01:03:11,280
Speaker 1: But you have to do the mouth.

1337
01:03:11,680 --> 01:03:15,440
Speaker 4: And I have to like move my hair. I'm that emoji.

1338
01:03:16,440 --> 01:03:16,680
Speaker 1: Great.

1339
01:03:19,560 --> 01:03:21,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, anyway, this is this has always worked for me.

1340
01:03:25,720 --> 01:03:28,840
Speaker 3: Let's have sex.

1341
01:03:30,800 --> 01:03:33,240
Speaker 1: Maybe there can be three other people because I'm one

1342
01:03:33,240 --> 01:03:33,720
Speaker 1: of the things.

1343
01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:36,960
Speaker 3: It's ironic that I would be choosing this symbol to

1344
01:03:37,080 --> 01:03:39,320
Speaker 3: have sex, because it's really it's more.

1345
01:03:39,240 --> 01:03:42,160
Speaker 1: Like, and I'm over here, like, okay.

1346
01:03:42,040 --> 01:03:43,920
Speaker 3: This is how they do it. I feel like this

1347
01:03:43,960 --> 01:03:44,480
Speaker 3: is how they do it.

1348
01:03:44,520 --> 01:03:48,680
Speaker 1: You just seem like a responsible adult. I keep looking

1349
01:03:48,800 --> 01:03:55,720
Speaker 1: for guidance. I need it. Oh no, it's too late,

1350
01:03:58,080 --> 01:04:02,920
Speaker 1: she's too far gone. Same, by the way, fatherless child.

1351
01:04:03,560 --> 01:04:05,160
Speaker 1: But you had a dad, a good dad. We're not

1352
01:04:05,160 --> 01:04:08,640
Speaker 1: trying to circle back to dad's actually good COVID question

1353
01:04:08,760 --> 01:04:12,000
Speaker 1: for you and your husband. Yeah, were did you guys

1354
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:14,080
Speaker 1: get closer to because you said nothing happened. Some people

1355
01:04:14,120 --> 01:04:16,080
Speaker 1: got closer, some people fought more. It was just like

1356
01:04:16,200 --> 01:04:18,760
Speaker 1: you guys were. It was status quo for you at.

1357
01:04:18,640 --> 01:04:20,760
Speaker 3: First, we got close. He was an early adopter of

1358
01:04:20,840 --> 01:04:25,320
Speaker 3: the disease, so he had it in March of twenty twenty. Yes,

1359
01:04:26,880 --> 01:04:29,680
Speaker 3: and also he is like, I don't know why, but

1360
01:04:29,760 --> 01:04:34,440
Speaker 3: his body just like it is like a whore for COVID. Oh,

1361
01:04:34,440 --> 01:04:36,480
Speaker 3: she is as like as a COVID slot. He just

1362
01:04:36,560 --> 01:04:41,200
Speaker 3: gets it all the time. And so there was a

1363
01:04:41,240 --> 01:04:43,720
Speaker 3: lot of me sleeping on the couch and him being

1364
01:04:43,760 --> 01:04:46,680
Speaker 3: in the bedroom and like me bringing soup to him

1365
01:04:46,680 --> 01:04:49,600
Speaker 3: stuff like. And I felt like, ironically that actually did

1366
01:04:49,600 --> 01:04:50,960
Speaker 3: make us close because I really felt like I was

1367
01:04:51,080 --> 01:04:54,680
Speaker 3: caring for him and stuff. But then around seven months in,

1368
01:04:54,800 --> 01:05:02,680
Speaker 3: I was like, go away, he's the away somewhere exactly,

1369
01:05:02,720 --> 01:05:04,760
Speaker 3: and I would just like walk around. We live on

1370
01:05:04,800 --> 01:05:06,400
Speaker 3: the Lower East Side, and so I just walked down

1371
01:05:06,440 --> 01:05:10,280
Speaker 3: by the river. Hmmm, be like looking like at the

1372
01:05:10,360 --> 01:05:13,400
Speaker 3: end of a Reese Witherspoon or something cable and sweater,

1373
01:05:13,560 --> 01:05:19,400
Speaker 3: just looking out, dreaming, dreaming of something where I had

1374
01:05:19,640 --> 01:05:20,680
Speaker 3: a room of one's own.

1375
01:05:23,560 --> 01:05:26,080
Speaker 1: How did you guys, how did you guys get past

1376
01:05:26,160 --> 01:05:26,720
Speaker 1: that moment?

1377
01:05:27,160 --> 01:05:29,080
Speaker 3: Well, the only thing that saved us is he's a

1378
01:05:29,200 --> 01:05:31,600
Speaker 3: visual artist and he has an art studio and he

1379
01:05:31,680 --> 01:05:33,600
Speaker 3: was sharing it with someone. But the woman he was

1380
01:05:33,600 --> 01:05:36,160
Speaker 3: sharing it with is a painter, but she's also a

1381
01:05:36,200 --> 01:05:39,160
Speaker 3: medical doctor. Oh so she like was like, I'm not

1382
01:05:39,320 --> 01:05:41,560
Speaker 3: going to the studio at all, and so we could

1383
01:05:41,560 --> 01:05:43,840
Speaker 3: go to the studio when we needed to. I mean,

1384
01:05:43,880 --> 01:05:45,600
Speaker 3: it's not a place that has a bathroom or anything,

1385
01:05:45,640 --> 01:05:48,440
Speaker 3: but I mean it has a bathroom, but it's like

1386
01:05:48,600 --> 01:05:49,520
Speaker 3: down the hall and stuff.

1387
01:05:49,560 --> 01:05:50,880
Speaker 1: But oh, how inconvenient.

1388
01:05:53,320 --> 01:05:55,880
Speaker 3: Listen. I don't want to be shutting down the.

1389
01:05:55,800 --> 01:06:00,560
Speaker 1: Hall, down the hall that steps away. Please, I think

1390
01:06:00,560 --> 01:06:02,600
Speaker 1: that's okay that it's down the hall. But okay, so

1391
01:06:02,760 --> 01:06:06,080
Speaker 1: you but then you guys would both go no.

1392
01:06:05,440 --> 01:06:08,560
Speaker 4: No, no, he would go, and I would be like, Okay,

1393
01:06:08,600 --> 01:06:09,040
Speaker 4: he's gone.

1394
01:06:09,080 --> 01:06:10,400
Speaker 3: I need a little alone time.

1395
01:06:10,600 --> 01:06:14,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, that's nice, shout out to the studio. Yeah,

1396
01:06:14,760 --> 01:06:15,600
Speaker 1: this is what this is.

1397
01:06:15,720 --> 01:06:17,840
Speaker 3: And then we had a pod with our friends. Sue

1398
01:06:17,960 --> 01:06:21,920
Speaker 3: and her cousins, who are a straight family, had.

1399
01:06:22,040 --> 01:06:23,760
Speaker 1: A house that a straight family.

1400
01:06:25,880 --> 01:06:26,920
Speaker 4: There's a reason I say that.

1401
01:06:27,480 --> 01:06:31,480
Speaker 3: They they let her bring us in our pod and

1402
01:06:31,680 --> 01:06:35,920
Speaker 3: stay at their house in the Fire Islands Pine Pines neighborhood,

1403
01:06:35,920 --> 01:06:38,440
Speaker 3: which is like the gay part of Fire Island. Oh

1404
01:06:38,480 --> 01:06:40,920
Speaker 3: but we got to go and stay there for free

1405
01:06:41,120 --> 01:06:44,800
Speaker 3: for a week. And even though they're a straight family.

1406
01:06:44,920 --> 01:06:46,680
Speaker 1: Do you think it was them trying to like maintain

1407
01:06:46,760 --> 01:06:48,400
Speaker 1: residents because they were going to get kicked out of

1408
01:06:48,400 --> 01:06:51,320
Speaker 1: the neighborhood for being straights. They thought, let's let the

1409
01:06:51,760 --> 01:06:55,680
Speaker 1: go come you need to put I'm kidding.

1410
01:06:56,560 --> 01:06:58,160
Speaker 3: Do not believe that that was what it was. I

1411
01:06:58,160 --> 01:07:00,680
Speaker 3: think they were like, I guess, yeah, you can stay there?

1412
01:07:01,760 --> 01:07:02,439
Speaker 1: Were they not there?

1413
01:07:03,040 --> 01:07:03,760
Speaker 3: Not at that point?

1414
01:07:03,840 --> 01:07:06,280
Speaker 1: Oh? Nice people in their extra property?

1415
01:07:06,440 --> 01:07:07,280
Speaker 3: Isn't it wild?

1416
01:07:07,680 --> 01:07:09,640
Speaker 1: Incredible? Do you have an additional property?

1417
01:07:09,760 --> 01:07:09,840
Speaker 5: No?

1418
01:07:09,880 --> 01:07:12,440
Speaker 3: But I want one so badly. I can't even afford

1419
01:07:12,480 --> 01:07:14,720
Speaker 3: like an assistant or I can't even I don't even

1420
01:07:14,720 --> 01:07:16,840
Speaker 3: have a Oh I was gonna thank someone.

1421
01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:20,720
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I keep what is this podcast? Who

1422
01:07:20,720 --> 01:07:22,880
Speaker 1: gave me this podcast? And I need to talk to

1423
01:07:22,920 --> 01:07:26,360
Speaker 1: them until them you've made a gigantic fucking mistake.

1424
01:07:26,560 --> 01:07:27,360
Speaker 3: Do not say that.

1425
01:07:27,360 --> 01:07:30,200
Speaker 1: You start so good, thank you, but can you believe?

1426
01:07:30,280 --> 01:07:32,439
Speaker 1: And it's eleven eleven. That's how woo woo I am

1427
01:07:32,440 --> 01:07:41,760
Speaker 1: that I need to we need to do something. We

1428
01:07:41,840 --> 01:07:45,520
Speaker 1: paid homage to eleven eleven. I'm sorry that I Oh

1429
01:07:45,560 --> 01:07:45,919
Speaker 1: my god.

1430
01:07:46,560 --> 01:07:49,680
Speaker 3: The person who's listening to this so confused right now.

1431
01:07:50,160 --> 01:07:53,240
Speaker 3: And then they were like then there was some beating happening.

1432
01:07:52,960 --> 01:07:55,040
Speaker 1: And then they're just making noises. You'll have to watch

1433
01:07:55,080 --> 01:07:59,320
Speaker 1: on YouTube. And okay, so what's that accent? What is

1434
01:07:59,360 --> 01:08:05,720
Speaker 1: that accent? Oh my gosh, Jeff, what's going on with me? Okay,

1435
01:08:06,760 --> 01:08:08,960
Speaker 1: what's the very last thing you said to me? Because

1436
01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:10,400
Speaker 1: I'm drunk on power.

1437
01:08:10,280 --> 01:08:12,160
Speaker 3: I said I was supposed to thank someone.

1438
01:08:12,040 --> 01:08:16,200
Speaker 1: Thank you? You should. You should take over this podcasting forward.

1439
01:08:17,360 --> 01:08:20,000
Speaker 1: That's what I was going to say. This podcast is now,

1440
01:08:20,280 --> 01:08:23,360
Speaker 1: thanks Dad with Jeff Hiller. I'll come on from time

1441
01:08:23,400 --> 01:08:25,519
Speaker 1: to time to showface, let people know I'm still alive.

1442
01:08:25,880 --> 01:08:30,160
Speaker 1: Face Jeff can come wink. I'm gonna get good at

1443
01:08:30,160 --> 01:08:33,559
Speaker 1: it too while I'm away. Who or what do you

1444
01:08:33,560 --> 01:08:34,640
Speaker 1: want to say thanks to?

1445
01:08:35,320 --> 01:08:38,840
Speaker 3: I want to say so you know, Okay, So we

1446
01:08:38,880 --> 01:08:41,320
Speaker 3: were just talking about how like I don't have enough

1447
01:08:41,360 --> 01:08:44,080
Speaker 3: money to have another property, which I often thought like

1448
01:08:44,120 --> 01:08:45,559
Speaker 3: if I had a TV show, I would have money, but.

1449
01:08:45,600 --> 01:08:48,000
Speaker 1: It doesn't work that way, especially not in this day

1450
01:08:48,040 --> 01:08:48,360
Speaker 1: and age.

1451
01:08:48,400 --> 01:08:52,320
Speaker 3: Okay, and so I can't afford to pay my publicist always.

1452
01:08:52,640 --> 01:08:54,880
Speaker 3: But I have this great publicist, Sam Serni Bason.

1453
01:08:54,960 --> 01:08:56,240
Speaker 1: She's great, Sam.

1454
01:08:56,360 --> 01:08:58,800
Speaker 3: She I can't pay her right now because like what

1455
01:08:58,920 --> 01:09:03,600
Speaker 3: am I Rockefeller? And I'm not promoting anything. So I

1456
01:09:03,680 --> 01:09:08,679
Speaker 3: was going to think Maxwell, our manager, Lucas's assistant, because

1457
01:09:08,840 --> 01:09:15,080
Speaker 3: Maxwell Barnes, because he has been basically taking over the

1458
01:09:15,240 --> 01:09:18,640
Speaker 3: duties of my publicist, and like at one point, like

1459
01:09:18,680 --> 01:09:22,760
Speaker 3: he like arranged my travel and stuff. I mean I

1460
01:09:22,800 --> 01:09:31,360
Speaker 3: paid for it, but like such a city, but he

1461
01:09:31,439 --> 01:09:33,280
Speaker 3: like helped because I was like, I don't know, like

1462
01:09:33,560 --> 01:09:36,000
Speaker 3: Delta doesn't fly from LA to Chicago, and he like

1463
01:09:36,160 --> 01:09:38,839
Speaker 3: found me a United flight. It was very very sweet.

1464
01:09:39,040 --> 01:09:41,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, I could have told you that you got to

1465
01:09:41,120 --> 01:09:44,439
Speaker 1: get my number after this because Chicago's a hub for United.

1466
01:09:46,280 --> 01:09:48,160
Speaker 1: Why do I know that I don't know I traveled?

1467
01:09:48,439 --> 01:09:51,760
Speaker 3: Perhaps, do you have a loyalty program.

1468
01:09:51,439 --> 01:09:55,920
Speaker 1: For I do? So here's what I'll say. Whoever wants

1469
01:09:55,960 --> 01:09:58,479
Speaker 1: to give me endorsement money. I will chase, we will

1470
01:09:58,600 --> 01:10:01,479
Speaker 1: edit out what I'm about the truth and then put

1471
01:10:01,520 --> 01:10:06,439
Speaker 1: in your brand. Okay, great, but the truth, truth, the truth,

1472
01:10:06,560 --> 01:10:10,000
Speaker 1: the truth is. It's Delta. I'm a Delta Diva.

1473
01:10:10,080 --> 01:10:11,280
Speaker 3: You too, I'm Diamond.

1474
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:12,639
Speaker 1: I'm Diamond.

1475
01:10:12,680 --> 01:10:14,919
Speaker 3: Sooo oh my god, isn't it so nice?

1476
01:10:15,240 --> 01:10:17,479
Speaker 1: It's really nice. They give you the little tags for

1477
01:10:17,560 --> 01:10:18,879
Speaker 1: your bag. Uh huh.

1478
01:10:19,160 --> 01:10:21,040
Speaker 4: They call him brag tax, the brag tags.

1479
01:10:21,040 --> 01:10:22,680
Speaker 1: I don't put them on my bags because it just

1480
01:10:22,720 --> 01:10:24,920
Speaker 1: feels too it feels braggadocious.

1481
01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:25,800
Speaker 3: I didn't put mine on you.

1482
01:10:26,040 --> 01:10:28,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I have them. I said, Yeah, you're gonna

1483
01:10:28,720 --> 01:10:29,840
Speaker 1: put them on twenty twenty six.

1484
01:10:29,920 --> 01:10:30,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe I'll do it.

1485
01:10:30,880 --> 01:10:33,480
Speaker 1: Okay, Wait, we have to say thanks to Maxwell.

1486
01:10:33,880 --> 01:10:37,120
Speaker 3: Maxwell, who yes, and who is so and he's like

1487
01:10:37,200 --> 01:10:40,160
Speaker 3: so patient with me too, because sometimes I forget some

1488
01:10:40,200 --> 01:10:41,559
Speaker 3: of the emails that I wake up in the middle

1489
01:10:41,560 --> 01:10:42,240
Speaker 3: of the night. It's him.

1490
01:10:42,320 --> 01:10:44,840
Speaker 1: It's him. Oh, by the way, be like, okay, to

1491
01:10:44,920 --> 01:10:48,600
Speaker 1: confirm I know Maxwell a saint. I was saying to

1492
01:10:48,680 --> 01:10:50,479
Speaker 1: Lucas the other day, I was like, you and Maxwell

1493
01:10:50,479 --> 01:10:55,200
Speaker 1: saved my life. Maxwell. I sent him an email sometime

1494
01:10:55,240 --> 01:10:58,280
Speaker 1: this summer being like, I'm sorry, there's like five emails

1495
01:10:58,280 --> 01:11:01,280
Speaker 1: about one thing, like separate threads, and I still have

1496
01:11:01,360 --> 01:11:03,439
Speaker 1: not adopted the Gmail app on my phone, so I'm

1497
01:11:03,520 --> 01:11:07,640
Speaker 1: using the good old native iPhone email app and the

1498
01:11:07,680 --> 01:11:14,040
Speaker 1: search function is botched. Cook, bro get it together. I

1499
01:11:14,040 --> 01:11:15,320
Speaker 1: should switch to Droid, but I.

1500
01:11:15,280 --> 01:11:19,519
Speaker 3: Won't unless they pay me. Unless they pay me, and

1501
01:11:19,520 --> 01:11:21,759
Speaker 3: then I will fuck up everybody's little green bubble.

1502
01:11:22,400 --> 01:11:26,240
Speaker 1: I will be a green bubbing all your asses. Okay,

1503
01:11:26,960 --> 01:11:30,040
Speaker 1: so I can't afford a second property, but you know

1504
01:11:30,040 --> 01:11:33,040
Speaker 1: what I mean. But Maxwell, I have been like, I'm sorry,

1505
01:11:33,040 --> 01:11:35,599
Speaker 1: it's just really hard to keep tracking the emails because

1506
01:11:35,640 --> 01:11:38,040
Speaker 1: it's separate threads and the search function doesn't work and

1507
01:11:38,080 --> 01:11:40,479
Speaker 1: I can't find and he's like, I got you, which

1508
01:11:40,479 --> 01:11:41,959
Speaker 1: he should really be like, bitch, fuck.

1509
01:11:41,760 --> 01:11:44,960
Speaker 3: All I know exactly, I know. And I even said

1510
01:11:44,960 --> 01:11:46,400
Speaker 3: to him, I was like, I'm sorry, I know I

1511
01:11:46,400 --> 01:11:48,640
Speaker 3: should be using a personal assistant for this. I mean,

1512
01:11:48,680 --> 01:11:50,200
Speaker 3: I'm not like making him get my dry cleaning.

1513
01:11:50,200 --> 01:11:51,960
Speaker 1: He lives in a way, but I mean if he

1514
01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:54,360
Speaker 1: did live here, I would.

1515
01:11:54,360 --> 01:11:57,520
Speaker 3: I would. I'm like I could afford dry cleaning anyway.

1516
01:11:58,240 --> 01:12:03,960
Speaker 3: That sounded pitiful. He yeah, he's so nice. And did

1517
01:12:03,960 --> 01:12:05,320
Speaker 3: you know he took classes at UCB.

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01:12:05,600 --> 01:12:06,360
Speaker 1: I didn't know that.

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01:12:06,439 --> 01:12:08,120
Speaker 3: You know how I found that out? He didn't never

1520
01:12:08,160 --> 01:12:13,879
Speaker 3: tell me because his girlfriend, he was so sweet, named Audrey.

1521
01:12:13,960 --> 01:12:16,880
Speaker 3: She works at I guess this is okay to say.

1522
01:12:16,960 --> 01:12:19,479
Speaker 3: She works at Charley's Theiron's production company. And I had

1523
01:12:19,520 --> 01:12:22,280
Speaker 3: a general there and she was like, Maxim's my boyfriend.

1524
01:12:22,560 --> 01:12:26,960
Speaker 3: And he was like, I told her what to tell you, right,

1525
01:12:27,560 --> 01:12:29,439
Speaker 3: and she was like, yeah, we take classes at UCB.

1526
01:12:29,720 --> 01:12:33,200
Speaker 1: That's amazing. I mainly the girlfriend snitching.

1527
01:12:33,160 --> 01:12:35,479
Speaker 3: I know, and they're both like. I could tell she

1528
01:12:35,600 --> 01:12:37,280
Speaker 3: was just as organized and put together.

1529
01:12:37,600 --> 01:12:40,920
Speaker 1: Oh, that's gonna be such an organized child? Should they wed?

1530
01:12:40,920 --> 01:12:41,799
Speaker 3: And should they wed?

1531
01:12:41,920 --> 01:12:42,719
Speaker 1: And bear child?

1532
01:12:43,439 --> 01:12:47,040
Speaker 4: Bear fruit and bear fruit, bear organized fruit.

1533
01:12:47,360 --> 01:12:49,840
Speaker 1: Jeff, I've taken up so much of your time, it's

1534
01:12:49,880 --> 01:12:52,479
Speaker 1: time for a segment called that's nice? But what about me?

1535
01:12:54,080 --> 01:12:56,719
Speaker 1: But I fear I spoke too much about myself already.

1536
01:12:57,960 --> 01:12:58,640
Speaker 3: I don't think so.

1537
01:12:59,120 --> 01:13:02,840
Speaker 1: But I guess my question for you, how does one

1538
01:13:02,840 --> 01:13:07,640
Speaker 1: go about winning an Emmy? What's the formula?

1539
01:13:07,960 --> 01:13:09,559
Speaker 3: I have given so much head.

1540
01:13:09,720 --> 01:13:13,519
Speaker 1: No, I'm supposed to be sucking dick. I knew it,

1541
01:13:13,800 --> 01:13:16,280
Speaker 1: and I'm sending emails it's all in writing me being like, can.

1542
01:13:16,200 --> 01:13:25,759
Speaker 3: Someone tell me just this, it's not just one simultaneous

1543
01:13:25,760 --> 01:13:27,080
Speaker 3: O king.

1544
01:13:31,120 --> 01:13:36,080
Speaker 1: Mastrat your craft, that's not it. You don't that question

1545
01:13:36,320 --> 01:13:36,880
Speaker 1: to admit that.

1546
01:13:36,840 --> 01:13:38,800
Speaker 3: It was like so lucky. I mean, it was just

1547
01:13:38,840 --> 01:13:41,120
Speaker 3: like a weird coincidence. I happened to be promoting my

1548
01:13:41,160 --> 01:13:43,880
Speaker 3: book right when the Emmy nominations were coming out. I

1549
01:13:43,880 --> 01:13:48,719
Speaker 3: think that's what helped. I mean, when it happened, Lucas cried,

1550
01:13:49,120 --> 01:13:50,439
Speaker 3: that's our manager crying.

1551
01:13:50,640 --> 01:13:52,400
Speaker 1: By the way, we love our manager.

1552
01:13:53,200 --> 01:13:57,200
Speaker 3: Is the best. And she cried because he was so shocked.

1553
01:13:57,840 --> 01:13:59,360
Speaker 1: Are you sure it wasn't just because he was so

1554
01:13:59,439 --> 01:14:00,280
Speaker 1: happy for No.

1555
01:14:00,280 --> 01:14:03,200
Speaker 3: He was. He was so happy, but I'm saying, like

1556
01:14:03,400 --> 01:14:06,280
Speaker 3: it was not expected to even get the nomination. And

1557
01:14:06,320 --> 01:14:09,320
Speaker 3: then he was all like, you know this just the

1558
01:14:09,360 --> 01:14:11,760
Speaker 3: nomination is such a big deal. Don't worry about it

1559
01:14:11,800 --> 01:14:14,640
Speaker 3: winning It's fine. And then when I want when I won,

1560
01:14:14,760 --> 01:14:16,800
Speaker 3: he was like, that's just so much better.

1561
01:14:18,200 --> 01:14:20,880
Speaker 1: The truth. So I know that he's told me with

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01:14:20,920 --> 01:14:24,040
Speaker 1: nominations like this is huge, this is a so I

1563
01:14:24,200 --> 01:14:25,720
Speaker 1: now know he's just saying that.

1564
01:14:27,840 --> 01:14:30,120
Speaker 3: Well, no, he said, he goes, you're a practical person

1565
01:14:30,200 --> 01:14:32,160
Speaker 3: and a humble person. But now is not the time

1566
01:14:32,200 --> 01:14:33,080
Speaker 3: to be either of those.

1567
01:14:33,320 --> 01:14:35,840
Speaker 1: Oh, go off, I love that, A little fire in

1568
01:14:35,920 --> 01:14:36,520
Speaker 1: the booty.

1569
01:14:36,680 --> 01:14:38,760
Speaker 4: Okay, it was exciting. It was like in the car

1570
01:14:39,320 --> 01:14:40,240
Speaker 4: away from the aw.

1571
01:14:42,640 --> 01:14:45,400
Speaker 1: He's the best. And I am truly so so happy

1572
01:14:45,439 --> 01:14:48,640
Speaker 1: for you. I was, I'm very very happy for you,

1573
01:14:48,760 --> 01:14:52,960
Speaker 1: and so congratulations and that was the that's nice. But

1574
01:14:53,040 --> 01:14:56,439
Speaker 1: what about me? And I mean about you? Yeah, because yeah,

1575
01:14:56,520 --> 01:14:57,559
Speaker 1: you answered my question?

1576
01:14:57,800 --> 01:14:59,480
Speaker 3: Have you been nominated for Emmy?

1577
01:14:59,760 --> 01:15:04,639
Speaker 1: Are you try to make me cry? Are you trying

1578
01:15:04,640 --> 01:15:06,000
Speaker 1: to make me feel like ship? You told me my

1579
01:15:06,040 --> 01:15:06,879
Speaker 1: wink was trash.

1580
01:15:08,400 --> 01:15:11,720
Speaker 3: No, I haven't for Lisa from Temecula or Miss egg

1581
01:15:11,840 --> 01:15:12,280
Speaker 3: or nothing.

1582
01:15:12,400 --> 01:15:12,759
Speaker 1: Nothing.

1583
01:15:13,520 --> 01:15:15,759
Speaker 3: Well that's not fair and that's not right. And that's

1584
01:15:15,800 --> 01:15:18,200
Speaker 3: that's the thing what I'm saying about it. It's about

1585
01:15:18,280 --> 01:15:21,439
Speaker 3: luck too. It's like about this weird, bizarre like whatever

1586
01:15:22,000 --> 01:15:23,719
Speaker 3: hurricane storm happened.

1587
01:15:24,240 --> 01:15:24,479
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1588
01:15:24,640 --> 01:15:25,880
Speaker 3: Also, I'm not worried about you.

1589
01:15:25,880 --> 01:15:26,920
Speaker 1: You're you're so sweet.

1590
01:15:26,960 --> 01:15:29,920
Speaker 3: Look at this, You're you made this blood red room

1591
01:15:30,400 --> 01:15:33,240
Speaker 3: a podcast, Red stressful Room.

1592
01:15:33,720 --> 01:15:40,479
Speaker 1: It's thumping, throbbing, the heartbeat of New York City. That's

1593
01:15:40,520 --> 01:15:42,640
Speaker 1: what we're in, jeff.

1594
01:15:42,560 --> 01:15:45,080
Speaker 3: I heart Oh is that what it is I Heart.

1595
01:15:45,080 --> 01:15:48,400
Speaker 1: I Heart radio is read?

1596
01:15:49,320 --> 01:15:50,960
Speaker 3: Is this a heart? Are we in? But it's not.

1597
01:15:51,080 --> 01:15:53,360
Speaker 1: Everyone's nodding yes, So I'm gonna say, yes.

1598
01:15:53,520 --> 01:16:00,679
Speaker 3: It's not a cartoon. Yes, it's like Dana Jones.

1599
01:16:02,560 --> 01:16:05,640
Speaker 1: What if you also to the viewers of this podcast

1600
01:16:05,880 --> 01:16:08,120
Speaker 1: found out that there's actually no one else in the

1601
01:16:08,200 --> 01:16:14,120
Speaker 1: room when I go what if they once they discover

1602
01:16:14,560 --> 01:16:16,559
Speaker 1: there's no one here but me and you? My guests

1603
01:16:16,560 --> 01:16:18,080
Speaker 1: are always very gracious about it.

1604
01:16:21,720 --> 01:16:23,679
Speaker 3: I would love that. I think that would be amazing.

1605
01:16:24,080 --> 01:16:25,000
Speaker 1: I need to sleep.

1606
01:16:25,320 --> 01:16:29,400
Speaker 4: I'm going, well, I'm telling you, cup pussy.

1607
01:16:31,840 --> 01:16:33,479
Speaker 3: That's what it would be. Just dirty words.

1608
01:16:33,640 --> 01:16:38,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, like cup pussy, dirty word that starts well, why

1609
01:16:39,800 --> 01:16:43,479
Speaker 1: you chi? But it's kucci. But it's you can make.

1610
01:16:43,720 --> 01:16:45,439
Speaker 1: But if you made if you made words up, you'd

1611
01:16:45,520 --> 01:16:48,280
Speaker 1: really be awake. Okay, we have to help a listener.

1612
01:16:48,760 --> 01:16:50,720
Speaker 1: This has been I took up so much of your time,

1613
01:16:50,720 --> 01:16:54,320
Speaker 1: but I am so grateful because you have been pure delight. Well,

1614
01:16:54,360 --> 01:16:57,559
Speaker 1: I've just been self deprecating. Leave reviews of me in

1615
01:16:57,640 --> 01:17:02,200
Speaker 1: the comments. You know you do, They probably don't. You can't.

1616
01:17:02,240 --> 01:17:04,920
Speaker 1: You can't read the reviews, and I do, not of me,

1617
01:17:05,160 --> 01:17:08,720
Speaker 1: of restaurants, but people have things to say always people do.

1618
01:17:09,520 --> 01:17:12,679
Speaker 1: Oh we have Okay, the guest, the guest, the listener

1619
01:17:12,720 --> 01:17:16,800
Speaker 1: who needs advice is texted. Okay, you can text, guys.

1620
01:17:16,760 --> 01:17:19,920
Speaker 3: You can. So is that like an iHeart phone?

1621
01:17:20,280 --> 01:17:23,400
Speaker 1: This is an in many ways, it's many ways.

1622
01:17:23,520 --> 01:17:27,639
Speaker 3: No, that's your phone, your phone, that's.

1623
01:17:27,479 --> 01:17:31,080
Speaker 1: Just my phone. Oh, this is just my phone. I

1624
01:17:31,160 --> 01:17:36,360
Speaker 1: thought about lying, I thought about saying yes, But why

1625
01:17:36,880 --> 01:17:43,120
Speaker 1: why why not just answer the question truth? In many ways? No?

1626
01:17:43,360 --> 01:17:45,599
Speaker 1: And then all the other podcasters go, they gave ago

1627
01:17:45,680 --> 01:17:55,839
Speaker 1: a phone. Oh my goodness, I'm unwell. Okay, so somebody's

1628
01:17:55,840 --> 01:17:58,960
Speaker 1: gonna ask us for advice. I've declared I'm unwell. But

1629
01:17:59,000 --> 01:18:02,320
Speaker 1: that's okay, because we're gonna give advice. Okay, it's been

1630
01:18:02,320 --> 01:18:06,880
Speaker 1: texted to me. Okay, Hi, miss Eggie and guest. I

1631
01:18:06,960 --> 01:18:10,200
Speaker 1: need some bad advice. Well, I can certainly help with that.

1632
01:18:10,479 --> 01:18:12,800
Speaker 1: I'm single, and I don't have a lot of free

1633
01:18:12,800 --> 01:18:15,320
Speaker 1: time because I work a lot. Should I just hook

1634
01:18:15,400 --> 01:18:20,120
Speaker 1: up with a coworker to bide the time? Jeff? What

1635
01:18:20,160 --> 01:18:20,639
Speaker 1: do you say?

1636
01:18:20,800 --> 01:18:23,400
Speaker 3: We'll say you no, I mean I think you can

1637
01:18:23,439 --> 01:18:25,800
Speaker 3: hook up to bide some time. But you can do that.

1638
01:18:25,960 --> 01:18:28,800
Speaker 1: What does bide mean? It's short for Biden.

1639
01:18:34,320 --> 01:18:36,200
Speaker 3: That means fucking on a Namtrak.

1640
01:18:38,920 --> 01:18:43,080
Speaker 1: Nuff said that I understand.

1641
01:18:44,240 --> 01:18:46,720
Speaker 3: I think I think you can have I think you

1642
01:18:46,800 --> 01:18:48,760
Speaker 3: can have some sex with somebody that isn't going to

1643
01:18:48,760 --> 01:18:52,040
Speaker 3: be the long term the long term partner, but don't

1644
01:18:52,080 --> 01:18:54,599
Speaker 3: do it with your coworker, because that's always gonna get messy.

1645
01:18:54,760 --> 01:18:57,360
Speaker 1: I agree. I was about to say I tend to agree.

1646
01:18:57,400 --> 01:18:59,240
Speaker 1: When people say I tend to agree, don't just say

1647
01:18:59,280 --> 01:19:03,479
Speaker 1: you agree, right, But I agree, And I'm kind of

1648
01:19:03,560 --> 01:19:05,880
Speaker 1: like I don't. I was just talking to people this

1649
01:19:05,920 --> 01:19:09,080
Speaker 1: morning about making irresponsible choices and that's so not my bag.

1650
01:19:09,600 --> 01:19:11,400
Speaker 1: So I was never going to be the girly to

1651
01:19:11,400 --> 01:19:14,080
Speaker 1: tell you to fuck your coworker. It's like having sex

1652
01:19:14,080 --> 01:19:17,160
Speaker 1: with a neighbor. You're gonna have to see them, right.

1653
01:19:17,400 --> 01:19:19,280
Speaker 1: Are you going to get a new job if things

1654
01:19:19,320 --> 01:19:21,559
Speaker 1: go awry and it gets awkward and you find like

1655
01:19:21,760 --> 01:19:24,480
Speaker 1: there's no need. There's so many other people in the world.

1656
01:19:24,400 --> 01:19:27,559
Speaker 3: A next door neighbor or like a on your apartment

1657
01:19:27,640 --> 01:19:31,719
Speaker 3: floor neighbor. But I think I think next neighborhood is okay.

1658
01:19:31,960 --> 01:19:36,559
Speaker 1: Neighborhood okay. I could be open to it. I could

1659
01:19:36,560 --> 01:19:37,160
Speaker 1: be open to it.

1660
01:19:37,200 --> 01:19:41,040
Speaker 4: Well, I guess it depends on I tend to agree.

1661
01:19:41,240 --> 01:19:42,120
Speaker 1: Okay, but.

1662
01:19:44,880 --> 01:19:46,760
Speaker 3: Someone who you're going to see all the time is bad.

1663
01:19:46,800 --> 01:19:49,080
Speaker 3: But sometimes you can be in a very dense neighborhood

1664
01:19:49,360 --> 01:19:52,719
Speaker 3: and then it's just nice to have a an FWB.

1665
01:19:52,840 --> 01:19:57,720
Speaker 1: Friend with benefit, friend with boner, so you can get

1666
01:19:57,760 --> 01:19:59,719
Speaker 1: too quickly friend with big.

1667
01:20:01,200 --> 01:20:03,240
Speaker 3: You can go get your bang on and then get

1668
01:20:03,280 --> 01:20:04,559
Speaker 3: home by nine thirty and get in bad.

1669
01:20:04,680 --> 01:20:06,599
Speaker 1: I love you wake up at three at three and

1670
01:20:06,600 --> 01:20:12,960
Speaker 1: do the little game by yourself like I do, like

1671
01:20:13,040 --> 01:20:17,440
Speaker 1: Jeff does. And then when an emmy like Jeff fucking Jeff,

1672
01:20:17,960 --> 01:20:19,880
Speaker 1: you have all the solutions and the answers. I think

1673
01:20:19,920 --> 01:20:21,760
Speaker 1: this is right. I'm I'm looking at it again to

1674
01:20:21,800 --> 01:20:23,920
Speaker 1: make sure we didn't leave them hanging in any way.

1675
01:20:24,439 --> 01:20:27,479
Speaker 1: This wasn't me just casually checking out of the podcast.

1676
01:20:28,439 --> 01:20:32,560
Speaker 3: Oh I really need to return this text.

1677
01:20:32,840 --> 01:20:36,840
Speaker 1: I can't simply can't have that. We're at one forty

1678
01:20:36,880 --> 01:20:39,080
Speaker 1: one right now. But that's okay, that's okay.

1679
01:20:39,160 --> 01:20:41,439
Speaker 3: That is so funny that you exaggerated only by ten.

1680
01:20:41,760 --> 01:20:45,559
Speaker 1: I know, but I remember one. I remember being one fifty.

1681
01:20:45,600 --> 01:20:47,240
Speaker 1: But I feel kind of good right now because it

1682
01:20:47,280 --> 01:20:51,200
Speaker 1: means I answered nine good At some point in my sleep.

1683
01:20:51,320 --> 01:21:03,160
Speaker 3: Probably you just wrote them cup PUSSYI.

1684
01:20:59,120 --> 01:21:04,320
Speaker 1: Uh, egalitarian, that's a good one. That is okay. But

1685
01:21:04,400 --> 01:21:06,360
Speaker 1: I think they wanted bad advice. But I guess if

1686
01:21:06,360 --> 01:21:08,639
Speaker 1: they want bad advice, it's do it.

1687
01:21:08,920 --> 01:21:09,280
Speaker 3: Do it.

1688
01:21:09,360 --> 01:21:12,120
Speaker 1: So yeah, so we've given good and bad. You take

1689
01:21:12,160 --> 01:21:13,040
Speaker 1: your pick well.

1690
01:21:13,040 --> 01:21:15,680
Speaker 3: And a lot of times, like if if you hear

1691
01:21:15,760 --> 01:21:18,920
Speaker 3: advice from somebody and you just are like no, it

1692
01:21:18,960 --> 01:21:21,280
Speaker 3: doesn't mean that that's bad advice. It means you've already

1693
01:21:21,320 --> 01:21:22,000
Speaker 3: made your choice.

1694
01:21:22,040 --> 01:21:23,880
Speaker 1: Yeah. Some people are asking for advice and they know

1695
01:21:23,920 --> 01:21:24,640
Speaker 1: what they want to do.

1696
01:21:24,840 --> 01:21:26,120
Speaker 3: Really, what they want is permission.

1697
01:21:26,160 --> 01:21:28,360
Speaker 1: They want permission, and you don't need it from me, honey,

1698
01:21:28,400 --> 01:21:29,880
Speaker 1: because I don't know what I'm doing. This is my

1699
01:21:29,920 --> 01:21:32,480
Speaker 1: first time being human. I'm figuring it out for myself.

1700
01:21:32,640 --> 01:21:34,120
Speaker 3: Every single thing you just said.

1701
01:21:34,160 --> 01:21:37,439
Speaker 1: Amen, and that is a sermon. And Jeff, you have

1702
01:21:37,520 --> 01:21:41,439
Speaker 1: been a pure joy to speak to. Thank you so

1703
01:21:41,560 --> 01:21:46,320
Speaker 1: much for your time. You really really appreciate you, and everyone,

1704
01:21:47,640 --> 01:21:51,080
Speaker 1: take care of yourselves. Get your sleep, drink your water.

1705
01:21:51,360 --> 01:21:52,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, go get an eye exam.

1706
01:21:53,439 --> 01:21:55,320
Speaker 1: What do you try to tell me my week is bad?

1707
01:21:55,439 --> 01:22:03,840
Speaker 3: I know, honestly, I think it's.

1708
01:22:04,960 --> 01:22:07,920
Speaker 1: I'm gonna talk to a lawyer about it. Okay, all right,

1709
01:22:07,960 --> 01:22:16,559
Speaker 1: great chef, that was my beautiful conversation with Jeff Hiller.

1710
01:22:16,880 --> 01:22:20,000
Speaker 1: If you listened all the way through, God bless you,

1711
01:22:20,080 --> 01:22:24,519
Speaker 1: because how disjointed was I. Again, you don't need to

1712
01:22:24,520 --> 01:22:27,719
Speaker 1: tell me because I know so tired because not enough

1713
01:22:27,800 --> 01:22:31,599
Speaker 1: time off. And that's why we all are taking July off. Remember,

1714
01:22:31,640 --> 01:22:34,400
Speaker 1: we're all taking July off. We're making a pact. I'm

1715
01:22:34,439 --> 01:22:36,439
Speaker 1: putting my hand in. I'm pretending you're all putting your

1716
01:22:36,479 --> 01:22:40,280
Speaker 1: hands in, and it's July off for us. Okay, love Jeff.

1717
01:22:40,560 --> 01:22:45,479
Speaker 1: That was fantastic, so fun. What a joy. Really, I

1718
01:22:45,800 --> 01:22:49,000
Speaker 1: really enjoyed him. I really enjoyed him. What a way

1719
01:22:49,040 --> 01:22:52,880
Speaker 1: to speak about someone. Enjoy you anyway, Guys, we can

1720
01:22:52,920 --> 01:22:56,120
Speaker 1: also give you bad good mid advice as well. You

1721
01:22:56,280 --> 01:22:58,679
Speaker 1: just have to call and leave me a voice message.

1722
01:22:59,040 --> 01:23:01,360
Speaker 1: It might be texted. It might then be transcribed and

1723
01:23:01,360 --> 01:23:04,519
Speaker 1: texted to me, and that's fine too. But if you

1724
01:23:04,520 --> 01:23:06,600
Speaker 1: want advice from me and my guests, all you have

1725
01:23:06,640 --> 01:23:08,800
Speaker 1: to do is call five zero two eight four nine

1726
01:23:08,880 --> 01:23:12,320
Speaker 1: three two three seven. That's five zero two eight four

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01:23:12,400 --> 01:23:17,639
Speaker 1: nine three two three seven five zero two. Thanks. That's yeah,

1728
01:23:17,640 --> 01:23:21,759
Speaker 1: that's right. Thanks Dad, is a production of Will Ferrell's

1729
01:23:21,760 --> 01:23:25,120
Speaker 1: Big Money Players and iHeart Podcasts. I'm Your Host Aego

1730
01:23:25,200 --> 01:23:29,080
Speaker 1: wodem Our producer is Kevin Bartelt and our executive producer

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